0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22ROY!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26ROY!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30ROY!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31HE SNORES
0:00:36 > 0:00:37ALL: Roy!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Heh-heh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'It's Wednesday, at Ballyfermot,
0:00:42 > 0:00:46'and Mr Hammond has received a rather alarming phone call.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:49KNOCK ON DOOR
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Come.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53KNOCK ON DOOR
0:00:53 > 0:00:55COME!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You wanted to see me?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'll get straight to the point, Miss Sheringham.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09I've just had a call from the school board.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12They're sending over a new member of the committee.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Marjorie Hegarty.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I'm sure it's just a routine visit.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Well, the inspector gave us a glowing report last year.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well, once we got past the silly charade,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27it was clear the pupils were of mixed ability.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Good-spirited, and along with their teachers who are obviously
0:01:32 > 0:01:34"committed and caring,
0:01:34 > 0:01:39"demonstrate a striking loyalty and supportiveness to each other.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44"Unlike the head teacher,
0:01:44 > 0:01:50"whose pompous, overbearing and self-serving presence
0:01:50 > 0:01:55"is the major obstacle to the school's progress."
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I can't put that in.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Better play safe.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04"Unlike the head teacher
0:02:04 > 0:02:06"who could
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"try harder".
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Yes, yes. Whatever she asks, Miss Sheringham.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16We have to give things the best possible positive spin.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- When does this Miss Hegarty arrive? - Erm...Ah!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Mr Hammond. Nice to see you. - Miss Hogarty. Hegarty!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25This is Miss Showingham. Eh, Sheringham!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- If we could, please? - Yes, of course!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31(Excuse us!)
0:02:38 > 0:02:41OK. Let's talk about Roy O'Brien.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Erm, Roy. I thought we were here to...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48How do you feel he's been getting on?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Roy O'Brien is a role model to the other pupils.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56One has only to look at his recent charity work to realise.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10D'you want a hand with that?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Thanks a million. You're a natural. - No problem, missus!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37THEY CHATTER
0:03:52 > 0:03:55HE PLAYS OUT OF TUNE
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Roy! Look at all the money Roy's collected, Miss!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06How did you manage to raise so much money?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I did a bit of busking, Miss.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Busking?!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I never knew you were so talented.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yeah. Well, neither did I.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Roy. As you raised the most money,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I think you should be in the photo, too.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Thanks, Miss! That's cool.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I'll just slip in here.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33PHOTOGRAPHER: Say, "Cheese".
0:04:33 > 0:04:35ALL: Cheese!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39He's a positive PR magnet.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Is he possibly a trouble magnet, too?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I don't follow.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50What about the business with the sprinkler system?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Where's the folks, Roy?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55They're voting, then they're seeing my granny and grandda.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58They'll be there for ages.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Be sure and look quick. Our school's on TV?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06We're outside Ballyfermot school, where, frankly, the scene is chaotic.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07SIRENS WAIL
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Voting in the elections has been disrupted,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13and may have to be abandoned.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Trouble occurred as the school's security system
0:05:16 > 0:05:18apparently malfunctioned,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21locking the voters and officials inside,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23while the sprinkler system went off,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27dousing everyone in freezing, cold water.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29It took attending firemen
0:05:29 > 0:05:33almost an hour to gain entry, and free the traumatised inhabitants.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Whoa! Look!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Now, that's a result!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yes!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43It's gone!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I've never been so humiliated!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Determined to vote, I nearly end up half-drowned!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Just get out of the wet clothes. It'll be grand.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54We were trapped for hours. I thought I would freeze to death.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58If I find out what little devil was responsible, I'll...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Roy?!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02ROY GULPS
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Well, that's certainly different.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Well, that was down to some
0:06:09 > 0:06:12security problem.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Roy, Roy is...
0:06:15 > 0:06:18a unique asset to the school.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Unique? Yes. Hmm.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Could you send Miss Sheringham in, please?- Yes.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yes, of course.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Roy shouldn't know what's going on.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh! Absolutely. Yes.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Quite!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Miss Sheringham.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You've been teaching Roy for some time.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41How's he doing?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46Well, it's been a bit of a struggle for him, fitting in.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47But he's getting there.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Getting there?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54We'll start with science. The frog-dissection class?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Not so fast, everyone!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03After lunch, we will be looking at
0:07:03 > 0:07:04more amphibians.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Namely, the frog.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08And, as you can see,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I've brought in two of them,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13to help us with our studies.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Miss Sheringham? Are we going to be asking them questions?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20SHE LAUGHS
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Cathy, we're not going to ask them questions.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26We're going to...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29We're going to...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33..dissect them!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Right.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Miss Sheringham has very kindly asked me to perform
0:07:41 > 0:07:44today's dissection.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45And, here...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Here is what we have to look forward to.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55THEY GASP
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Glasses?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Scalpel?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14The chloroform
0:08:14 > 0:08:17will knock the frogs out.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20So they won't feel any pain,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22at all.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Ha-ha!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28And, now
0:08:28 > 0:08:31we introduce
0:08:31 > 0:08:34the frogs!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38THEY LAUGH
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Right. What's going on here?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Where are the frogs?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Somebody's made
0:08:55 > 0:08:58a very bad mistake.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00HE GULPS
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Bit of cake, lads?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09BOTH: No!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12FROGS: Ribbit!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13That's totally sick!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16And kind of cool, as well.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Roy, I never knew you were such an animal lover.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Oh, yeah. Me? Are you joking?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I love animals. They're great!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Still, though. It would have been kind of cool to see their guts.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Oh!- What?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36You should release them into the wild, Roy.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39It's the best thing for them.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- And you don't want to get attached.- Attached?!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Yeah.- To frogs?!- Yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Attached to frogs?!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, yes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56His behaviour was a bit spirited,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59but it demonstrates a deeply principled nature.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Fair enough.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Do you feel he's struggling in places?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08In some areas, but he's very keen to learn.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10He just devours knowledge.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I've looked at these books all week,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14and my eyes are going like this!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Yeah, but that's no good on its own.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20It's going straight in, and out the other side.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You've got to digest the information.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Hmm.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Digest?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Chew it. Absorb it. Swallow it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Like we do with food.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36So, if I did, I don't know,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38this?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Mm.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Roy, what are you doing?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54OK.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Test me.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Roy, it doesn't work like that. - TEST ME!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- What's the capital of Finland? - Helsinki.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Whoa! It works!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Mm.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Mm-mm.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19What's the name of the ship that got sunk by an iceberg
0:11:19 > 0:11:21in 1912?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Titanic!
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Whoa!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What causes bubonic plague?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- The rat flea.- Right again!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31What vegetables contain folic acid?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Broccoli, sprouts, cabbage.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34This is great!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Try me on my geography.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38What causes rainfall?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Evaporation, condensation, and precipitation.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Right. First question.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48"What causes bubonic plague?"
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Hey! I know this!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Helsinki!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53What?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55That isn't right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58"What's the name of the ship that hit an iceberg
0:11:58 > 0:11:59in 1912?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Broccoli, sprouts and cabbage.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05That isn't right, either.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Erm,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09"What's the capital of Finland?"
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Chrysanthemum?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13What?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15"Express 2/3 as a decimal."
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh! Uh?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh, no!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26ALL: Oh!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Roy!- My papers!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Roy, please. Try not to disturb the other pupils.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Sorry, Miss.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38HE BURPS
0:12:38 > 0:12:40You did it again!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Did you see that?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Class, just settle down, now!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46HE BURPS
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What was that?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Roy, if you're really not feeling well...
0:12:50 > 0:12:54OK, just you continue with your papers, class.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'm going to bring Roy...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05That's much better now!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Perhaps that was hardly the ideal conclusion to an exam.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14No.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- What are you up to? - Nothing, I was just...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Listening, weren't you?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Disgraceful!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- What did you hear?- It's about Roy.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Between you and me, he won't be round here much longer.- Oh, no!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Shift, will you?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39What are you doing here?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- I wish I knew, son! - Just a parent/teacher meeting.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Whoa!- No, Roy.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49There you go, son. Go on, we'll see you later.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Thanks for seeing me at short notice.- No problem.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Nora O'Brien.- William.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Good evening, sir. Mrs O'Brien? Thank you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- How would- I- say he's fitted in?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Brilliant!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I mean, he's very active in the sports.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12He's always helping out the old folks
0:14:12 > 0:14:15He's generally made a lot of friends.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18But are they the right type of friends?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22There's mention of a graffiti incident.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33We're all clear, fellas!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well done, Roy!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Are you sure we have permission for this?
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Permission?! Did it ever occur to you why you're the lookout, Roy?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46I just think that...
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Leave the thinking to us. Don't be such a square!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Keep those peepers peeled, all right?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Fine!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Hey, Jack!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, I'm hanging out with my new mates.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04We're doing some cool stuff. Isn't that right?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06BOTH: Yeah!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11School? Who needs school?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14School's for losers. Isn't that right?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16BOTH: Yeah!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17SIREN BLEEPS
0:15:17 > 0:15:20SPEAKER: Security, go to the service bay.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Let's scatter! Move!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Hey, fellas? Where are you going?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You forgot your bag!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29SPEAKER: Security, go to the service bay!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Fellas!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Roy...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35we know you're in there.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41Hammond wants you back in school. You're not suspended any more.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh! What's that smell?
0:15:44 > 0:15:49It's only chicken curry. I actually quite like the smell of it.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oi! What are you doing back there?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Quickly!- Come on!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Give me the bag, I'll tell you later.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Come back here!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Yeah, that...was more of a misunderstanding, really.- Yeah.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04But weren't the police involved?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- What's going on?- Well...
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Hello! Ha-ha! I think you have the wrong day.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Police liaison day is next month.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Are you the head teacher? - Derek Hammond. Pleased to meet you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24We've been informed that a group of kids - pupils from your school -
0:16:24 > 0:16:27were seen running loose, unsupervised during school hours,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- in the shopping centre.- What?!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32More seriously, there have been several incidents
0:16:32 > 0:16:34of graffiti and criminal damage
0:16:34 > 0:16:37across the town centre this lunchtime.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39What's that got to do with us?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41We've had a very strong tip-off
0:16:41 > 0:16:45that the suspect is a student from this school.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46May I?
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Class, don't worry. The police just want to ask us a few questions
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- but I know this is nothing to do with us.- What happened, Miss?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- There's been some graffiti in the town and...- The shopping centre,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09the bus station...
0:17:09 > 0:17:11the leisure centre.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15We have reason to believe the suspect
0:17:15 > 0:17:17is a pupil from Ballyfermot School.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20That's where I think you are out of line.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- I know my class and not one of them would ever...- Roy.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27It wasn't me. Honest.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Is this your bag, son?- Hm-mm.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- You don't mind if I just... - Well, actually.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38..have a little peep. See what's inside.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42But it's not mine, it's the...
0:17:45 > 0:17:46CLASS GASPS
0:17:50 > 0:17:53See, we're just concerned about the incident
0:17:53 > 0:17:55and its impact on the school.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59For your information, Miss Hagerty, Roy was completely innocent
0:17:59 > 0:18:01and was proven so by the police.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04And if you bothered to check your facts,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07you would see that my son was the VICTIM in all of this.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09He's done nothing wrong!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15(Terribly sorry.)
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Why would somebody need so many pencils anyway?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Seriously, lads, something's going down.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You should've seen the way me mam and dad were.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I have a bad feeling about this.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Well, I have heard a few rumours.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- What rumours?- Look, Roy,
0:18:44 > 0:18:49- we've heard you're being moved to another school.- What?!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Don't worry, Roy.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- I'm sure everything will be OK. - OK, you lot.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56To my office now, please.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Not you, Roy...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01but I will need you later.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Don't go anywhere.- As if.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Mr Hammond, are you chucking Roy out of the school?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Nobody is chucking anybody out of anywhere.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Now, to my office, please.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You, too, Kathy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Quick!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35So, then, Roy. It must be wonderful having a cartoon friend.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40- Someone so fun, someone so cool. - Cool, Roy?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Aye, he's a good laugh and a great mate,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- he's always there when you need him.- Or not there!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Er, heel!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Stay!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Mr Grange, I'm so hungry.- Stop!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Buzz off!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- I beg your pardon? - No, not you. That.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Wha...- Right.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Wah, Mummy!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17THEY LAUGH
0:20:19 > 0:20:21And he always puts his friends first.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25So how do you feel about him taking your place on the quiz team?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Roy...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40What is the largest landmass in the world?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43The supercontinent of Africa Eurasia.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Who invented the flush toilet?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Sir John Harrington.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51What do fried spiders taste like?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Nuts.- I told him that!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Roy, you're brilliant.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm making YOU quiz team captain.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01But, sir, I'm quiz team captain?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Were, Tommy.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Were.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You can be first reserve.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17It's probably for the best, Tommy. I'm now much smarter than you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Well, everyone makes mistakes. - I know, Tommy.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Kathy, what do you think of Roy?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Would you miss him if he weren't at Ballyfermot?- Miss...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Well, I'd definitely miss Roy.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Go on, Kathy.- He's good fun and we get on SO well.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Ah, poor little Roy isn't getting a puppy.- Get lost, Kathy.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Why don't you make me? - Shut up, no-one's talking to you.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Don't tell me to shut up, you shut up!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49ALL: Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight...
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Kathy, Roy, stop that at once!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Right. The next person to start commotion gets detention.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01It's Kathy's fault, Miss, she was the one who started it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06I don't care who started it. You are all on your final warning.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Dogs are disgusting enough, imagine one with you as its owner.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Grr!- What do you want?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! - Get away from me, stop it.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Miss, tell him!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Roy O'Brien, what do you think you are doing?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22ROY BARKS LIKE A DOG Go on, Roy!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28If you bite me, I'll sue!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Roy!- Woof, woof, woof, woof!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Grr! Grr!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35ROY GROWLS
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Woof, woof, woof!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Roy, are you OK?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Err, ahh, er.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01You'll be late for lunch, Roy.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04'Will I give you extra crackling, Roy?'
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Tommy, quick!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Whoa, whoa!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Whoa, whoaaa!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Ooh! Oof!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Roy O'Brien. Why am I not surprised?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'm sorry, sir.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm sorry, sir.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Me floor!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28I didn't mean it, it wasn't my fault, sir.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Burst him! Burst him!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Ah, no, no!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh! Oof!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Sorry, Roy, didn't see you coming.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52The claw!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53ROY SCREAMS
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Roy!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Ask anyone.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- What was that about?- What? - Don't play games, what are you up to?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16OK, I'll speak slowly so you can keep up.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Having Roy around keeps things interesting.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Besides, now he owes me big-time.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27You are so totally into him.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33We have to do something about this, things are starting to look bad.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You can't let this happen. - It's not fair.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Thanks, but I'll just get this over with.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Move away from the door.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Now!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Thank you.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Right, we're not having this. Sinead, you go to the art room.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Alex, you get Mr Hogan's megaphone. Tommy, you're with me.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Whatever it takes, Roy O'Brien is staying.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- One, two, three, four. ALL:- We won't take it any more!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Two, four, six, eight.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- ALL:- Roy stays here, we think he's great!- Quiet, everyone!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- How is this going to look in Miss Hagerty's report?- For you, you mean.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- What?- That's why you haven't spoken up for Roy.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Too busy worried about your reputation.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Can't you see what he means to THIS school?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27ALL: Yes!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'm sure the right decision will be made.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34If this is about what's best for Roy, then he belongs here.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36ALL: Yes!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40I think I'm going to regret this.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Roy O'Brien...
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- ..is not going anywhere. - ALL: Yes!
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- Miss Hagerty has to let him stay! - ALL: Yeah!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55One, two, three, four.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- ALL:- We won't take it any more! - Two, four, six...- Watch out, Miss!
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Miss Hagerty, Roy O'Brien belongs at Ballyfermot.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13And what's more,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I'm prepared to resign should it come to it because...
0:26:16 > 0:26:21- I couldn't agree more. - Because quite frankly... Agree?!
0:26:21 > 0:26:26With which bit exactly, the Roy staying bit or the me resigning bit?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30I'm here to assess Roy because he is in line
0:26:30 > 0:26:34for a special commendation for outstanding merit.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37And it is clear that he is an asset to the school.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- ALL:- Hooray!
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- I heard mixed reports about you, Mr Hammond.- Oh?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48But standing alongside the pupils showed true leadership.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50I think you have tried harder.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I will be including a special commendation in your report.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59- My report?!- We assess the teachers, too, Mr Hammond.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01That's all it takes, Miss Sheringham.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03The courage of one's convictions
0:27:03 > 0:27:08and the determination to stand up for what is right, no matter what.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- ALL:- Yes!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Integrity...
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- ALL:- Yes!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16..grit...
0:27:16 > 0:27:17- ALL:- Yes!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19..is no substitute for...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Roy!- I'm sorry.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Whaaa!
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Sorry, sir.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33CLASS CHEERS
0:27:33 > 0:27:37- One, two, three, four. - ALL:- We won't take it any more.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Two, four, six, eight.- ALL:- Roy stays here, we think he's great!
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- One, two, three, four! - ALL:- We won't take it any more.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Two, four, six, eight. - ALL:- Roy stays here...
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