0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:39 > 0:00:44'It's morning at the O'Brien's and breakfast is chaos as usual.'
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Roy! Brekkie, brekkie.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Bedhead.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Don't even think about it. Got my eye on you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Your dad's been at the bacon again. There's only one piece left.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Don't! Move away from the bacon.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Bedhead.- What?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Sucker.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I can't keep your dad away much longer.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Roy, you're such a loser.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34No, really, you should get some kind of klutz trophy.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38It would need to be made out of rubber cos you'd probably drop it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Don't listen to her.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42She's right, Ma. I always mess things up.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I don't want to hear that kind of talk.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46A bit of self-confidence, please.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49You go far in this world if you believe in yourself.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Now, let me hear you say it, "I'm great. I'm fantastic."
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Great.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Fantastic.- What happened to the egg? - What?- The egg.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Roy!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Sorry about that bit. Cheers.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I don't know what you're building him up for, Mam.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I'm the fantastic one around here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'm afraid your other school skirt's in the wash.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You're going to have to wear these.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Yeah?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I realised, if I was going to stand a chance
0:02:32 > 0:02:35at the inter-school quiz, I was going to have to revise all night.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You're already a brainbox, Tommy. Not like me.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's the case of knowing the right facts.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43The capital of Paraguay is Asuncion.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Fried spiders taste like nuts. The first dog in space was...
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Oh, I know this. Me and Becky saw it on telly. Um, Laika.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I just have to persuade Hammond to let put a team together.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Is your toy stuck?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Don't worry, I'll get it.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Wow, thanks.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- The discus has been an Olympic event since 1896.- Cool.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23And so I said,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27"Dad, you're not driving me to school in those trousers."
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Hand it over, Cunningham. - Mr Hammond, sir.- You know the score.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You're not allowed a mobile in school.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Especially not after ordering a pizza during assembly.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38But it's a calculator.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42It's a sat nav, in case I get lost on my way to physics.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43It's a smart spoon,
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- it tells you when your soup's the right temperature.- Hello.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52ALL: Whoa.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Roy, is it true that you saved a kitten from a tree?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I heard he saved a puppy from a train.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- No, he saved a baby from a seagull. - Actually, no, it was nothing.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05You're fantastic, the hero of the school.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Everybody's talking about you.- Yeah?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Well, er, yeah, it was a big seagull. Massive.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15THE GIRLS GASP
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mr Hammond, sir.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18I was just wondering
0:04:18 > 0:04:22if you'd had any thoughts about a school quiz team.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Nope, no thoughts whatsoever.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27But, sir, the school quiz championship is tomorrow.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33Not good for me, Tommy. Wednesday is my pilates night.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- The winning school gets a computer suite.- Not interested.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39We're falling over computers.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I really think we're in with a chance.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47The only other school to enrol is St Cedric's.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50St Cedric's? They're in?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yes, sir. They're hosting it.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Then it's time, Tommy, that we assemble
0:04:56 > 0:04:59the finest minds Ballyfermot has to offer.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03We're competing? We're going to need a team captain.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- The job's yours, Tommy.- Yes. Nice one, Mr Hammond.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11St Cedric's versus Ballyfermot.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15He hasn't got a chance.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17HE SNORTS
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I mean, they...
0:05:20 > 0:05:23..they haven't got a chance.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25There's a bit of a history
0:05:25 > 0:05:29between me and the headmaster of St Cedric's.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32We've been rivals since we were kids.
0:05:33 > 0:05:39Um. This is a picture of me and him here on school sports day.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I won, of course.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Er, the, er, school winner's cup
0:05:47 > 0:05:50just happened to be smaller that year.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I've got work to do. You going to have to leave me now.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03ALL CHEER
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- One million and four and counting. - That's the highest score ever.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09GAME BEEPS
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- It's finished? - It says, "We aliens have given up.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17"And we'll never invade again. Sorry for bothering you."
0:06:17 > 0:06:20No-one's ever got this message before.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23According to the guidebook, it doesn't even exist.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24ALL CHEER
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Oh.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Problems, Jeanette? - It won't spit out my homework.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Roy. You're fantastic. - I am, aren't I?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- I'm home. Nice trackies, Bex. - Shut up.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- How are you, Dad?- All right, son. Did you have a good day?- The best.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57First, I started off by saving a hedgehog from a pony. Yeah.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Should've got a medal.- Really? - Yup. I've been ace all day.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03And then at home time,
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I burped out the class register including the middle names.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11It's been a fantastic day. Actually, I've been fantastic.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Whoa, son. Now, a little less of blowing your own trumpet.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18You don't want to get big-headed. No-one likes a big head.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Don't worry, Dad. Keeping it real.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It's good Roy's confidence is growing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31He's starting to take after Bill.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- You're never afraid to mention your achievements.- I do not, no.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'm as modest as they come.
0:07:38 > 0:07:44I'm not one for talking about all the things that I've done, like.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- The stuff, the stuff... - The stuff.- All the, all the...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Maura, you, you name some of things that I've done.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00I've been thinking about what my dad said but it's hard to ignore
0:08:00 > 0:08:05your fantasticness when everyone's telling you you're fantastic.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Better get some sleep. It's tiring being number one.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36That's weird.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Roy. What's taking you so long in there?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47I'm sorry, but my face is taking longer to wash than usual.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52I made a playlist of facts to listen to while I'm sleeping. Here, listen.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- That's weird. They usually fit my head.- Doesn't matter.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- 101, 102, 103.- How long are you going to keep this up for, Jack?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Until I get my record back from Alex.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- How much do you have to beat?- 1,213.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Oh, boys.- You'll never get it back, Jack.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20In my last school, we did keepy-up all the time.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24A ball bouncing on your head was almost part of the uniform.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Alex, you put me off.- Sorry.- Oh.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Nice ball control.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Well, I've never been much good at headers but I think I've improved.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Is there anything you can't do, Roy?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Jeanette, I'll let you know when I find something, yeah?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Whoa, did you see that? Watch this.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Wow, Roy, that's amazing. - Isn't it just?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52You're definitely the star pupil here.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- I was thinking the same thing. - You should be head boy.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I should, shouldn't I?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:10:04 > 0:10:06PHONE RINGS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ballyfermot School, Hammond speaking.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- 'Derek, it's Eric.'- Ah, it's you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Ready to be annihilated? Destroyed by my superior tactics.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22'That's why I'm calling. A bit of a problem, I'm afraid.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26'There's been a leak at St Cedric's and the place is a right mess.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- 'We're going to have to postpone the quiz until we can clean up.'- Oh, no.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You're not going to get out of it that easily.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38No, no, the quiz will proceed as planned. But here at Ballyfermot.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41'Oh, righty-oh, see you later.'
0:10:42 > 0:10:45We'll find out who's the daddy tonight.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Who's the daddy? Who's the daddy?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Me, I'm the daddy. I'm the mac daddy of them all.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56'I'm still here, you know.'
0:11:00 > 0:11:04I don't know if you've heard, but I'm captain of the school quiz team.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- We know, Tommy. - We read your sticker.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Oh, yeah, I was wondering if you'd like to be in the quiz team.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Sinead, you know loads of stuff.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Jack, you could answer the sports question.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- There's always a sports question. - I'm up for it.- Really?
0:11:20 > 0:11:26- Do I have to?- Yeah, you do. Now, we just need to find a fourth member.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, dear.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Roy, getting stuck in the doorway so lessons can't start is so cool.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- You're the coolest.- I am, aren't I?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hey, lads.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Roy, would you like to join the school quiz team?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ah, er, I don't know.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Of course he would, he'd be an amazing team member.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I would, wouldn't I?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Nice company.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Thanks. I wasn't going to ask Roy.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I thought you'd be pleased to have him on the team.- I am.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I just don't think Hammond will be.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09A bit of order, please. Find your seats.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- Yes, Alex?- I can't see the board, miss.- Oh, er, yeah...
0:12:22 > 0:12:28Roy, do you think you could tilt your head at an angle?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Perfect.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Now, I thought we'd warm up the old brains with some basic maths.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Can anyone tell me what minus five squared is?
0:12:39 > 0:12:4125.
0:12:41 > 0:12:47- Wow, Roy, that was quick.- I know, it just popped into my head.- Well done.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Can anyone tell me, the square root of two is..?
0:12:51 > 0:12:531.4142135.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57And the square root of three is 1.7320508.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01But the square root of four is so much simpler, two.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Very impressive, Roy.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I think it must be a cartoon thing.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Roy's head's got bigger and so has his brain.
0:13:15 > 0:13:22- Hm? Sorry? What?- Roy's suddenly a genius. Big head equals big smarts.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27This is brilliant.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Roy. What is the largest landmass in the world?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42The supercontinent of Africa-Eurasia.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Who invented the flush toilet? - Sir John Harington.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49What do fried spiders taste like?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- Nuts.- I told him that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Roy. You're brilliant. I'm making you quiz team captain.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03- But, sir, I'm quiz team captain. - Were, Tommy.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Were.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You can be first reserve.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15It's probably for the best, Tommy. I'm now much smarter than you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18There's lots of things I'm good at.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Um, drawing, dancing, pro-celebrity golf.- We could make a list.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26It'd be quicker to make a list of things that you're not brilliant at.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28We could make it on the back of a postage stamp.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Anyway, other things.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37Um, juggling, canoeing, juggling whilst canoeing, that's a favourite.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Um, also, just like going on my bike...
0:14:41 > 0:14:45You're doing a good job making sure Roy's head is large.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49I want you at the quiz tonight, making sure his head is massive.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I don't think so, sir.- Come on, Cunningham. We need you on side.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I've just been having a laugh. I'm busy tonight.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00We all have to make sacrifices, Cunningham.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04What if I were to make the deal a little sweeter. Hmm?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- What's she doing here? - I can't shake her.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I think she's trapped in the gravity of your head.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Huh?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- What about Chinese liver? - No, Bill. Chinese liver!
0:15:19 > 0:15:24- Hey, Mr and Mrs O'Brien.- How are you, girls? Roy, you coming in?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Mother... Ay, Roy, what's happened to your head?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- I upgraded. I need more memory for the school quiz.- That's why we here.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- To do a bit of revising. - You can do some revision.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Roy and I are going to make up a chant.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Everyone can shout it when he wins the quiz.- Great idea.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50We just have to think of something that rhymes with super ace.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Sinead.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55He been like that all day, has he?
0:15:55 > 0:16:01If Roy wins that quiz he's going to be unbearable.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03How big is his head going to get?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06If it gets any bigger we'll have to give it its own postcode.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09'Following some hasty preparation,
0:16:09 > 0:16:14'Ballyfermot's hall is ready for the inter-school quiz.'
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- How are you, Derek?- Mr Hammond. - Right.- Derek.- Now, listen, Roy.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Remember what I said to you, no showing off, right?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Don't worry, I won't.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Now, can you all remember the words to the Roy, Roy, super ace chant?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32I can think of more exciting things to do than being here.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Like, say, watching jelly set.
0:16:36 > 0:16:43Hi. Nice to meet you, I'm Marcus, captain of the St Cedric's team.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I'm Roy. You've probably heard about me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Didn't you rescue a pigeon from a bulldozer?- Yup. That's me.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Actually, I don't know why you showed up today,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56you're going to get owned.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Ha-ha-ha.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05He hasn't got chance. What age is he? Six?
0:17:09 > 0:17:14- Derek, good to see you.- Won't be good when you lose, though, hey?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Ha-ha.- You never change, Derek. - May the best team win.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23I think you'll find that's me. I'm the best team. Ha-ha-ha.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25HE SNORTS
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Buh-buh buh-buh-buh.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Ah, yessy, yessy, yessy.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51There's no need to be so boastful in front of the other team, Roy.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- They all seem very nice. - But I'm better.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57You don't say it even if you think it.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Last-minute substitution. Jack, you're out.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Cathy, you're in. - What about the sports question?
0:18:07 > 0:18:12- There's always a sports question. - But Jack's part of our team.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Sorry, Sinead, suits me, I've got a record to break. Come on, Alex.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Jack, you're wasting your time, my time, the ball's time.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27This is going to be great, Roy. They haven't got a chance against you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41OK, quiet please.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44CHEERING
0:18:48 > 0:18:51The first question is for Roy.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59What is the name of the waterway which connects the Mediterranean
0:18:59 > 0:19:00and the Red Sea?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03BILL MOUTHS
0:19:03 > 0:19:07The Suez Canal. Opened in 1869.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11It's 193.3 kilometres long and 24 metres deep.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18The Suez Canal would have been fine, Roy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:24Marcus, the Battle of Hastings took place in 1066.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- But what was the day and the month? - Oh, I know this. It was...
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- The 14th October.- Correct. - I knew that, yeah.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Cathy, who won the World Cup in 1954?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I knew there'd be a sports question. - Um.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Um.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Um.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Was it Ireland?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh.
0:20:00 > 0:20:06- Wrong. We'll throw the question over to St Cedric's.- It was Germany.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- West Germany.- Correct.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Wrong. Correct.- The yeti. - The Louvre.- Correct.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Correct.
0:20:19 > 0:20:26- Farmer's wife.- Correct. Correct. Correct. Wrong. Wrong.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Guacamole.- Correct. Correct. Wrong. Wrong.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36- Correct.- General Custer.- Wrong. Correct. Correct. Wrong. Wrong.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Tchaikovsky.- Correct.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43It's a dead heat between Ballyfermot and St Cedric's.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47So, the team captains are going to have to go head-to-head.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51I think you'll find Roy's got the upper hand, there.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55The Boer War, Tottenham Hotspur, the Iguanodon, Mr Blobby.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00The head-to-head's not due to start for another five minutes.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Clear your head.- OK, cool.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16You stay here with us, Cathy.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21BILL SIGHS
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- We're worried about Roy's head. - Dr Rashid is away in a seminar.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30But he told us to monitor the situation.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34And the situation is Roy can't stop spouting information.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35It's like a jam doughnut.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39All the jam is starting to come out of his head.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I'm just going to nip out
0:21:42 > 0:21:46and see if there's a snack stand selling doughnuts anywhere.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Yeah.- Get one for me.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- May as well get something from being here.- I give up.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Val Doonican, Sea of Tranquillity,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Robbie Williams, Canis lupus, Michael Jackson, Sucker P...
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- Coming up next is...- Science. - Science, OK. Science or maths.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It's going to be OK.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Look, you have all done really well,
0:22:08 > 0:22:11you should be very proud of yourselves.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13But, sir, we've got to win.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I know it's a cliche but it's not about the winning.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's about taking part.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21But St Cedric's computer suite.
0:22:21 > 0:22:27- If we win the quiz, we'll replace it like that.- I know that, Marcus.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31But if we don't win, we'll make do. OK?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33They really need to win.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Hey, lads. Listen, I just overheard the St Cedric's team talking.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43They haven't got any computers.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48- And I suppose you're better than any computer?- Mr Big Head.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Listen, lads, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53TAPPING ON THE MICROPHONE
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Attention, everyone. The head-to-head's about to begin.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04This is a knockout round.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08The first person to get a question wrong loses the quiz.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Do you understand?- Yes.
0:23:12 > 0:23:18Marcus, where in Egypt was Tutankhamun's tomb found?
0:23:18 > 0:23:19The Valley of the Kings.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- That is correct.- Yes!
0:23:23 > 0:23:28Roy, what was Elvis Presley's first hit single?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Um.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34# Lonely Street At the Heartbreak Hotel, baby. #
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Heartbreak Hotel.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- That is correct.- Yes.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Marcus, who is Bruce Banner?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I know this.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50He's the Incredible Hulk.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Correct.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Yes.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Roy, you need to get this question right
0:23:56 > 0:23:59or St Cedric's have won the quiz.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- OK.- What was the name of the first dog in space?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Um.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12He knows this. He's seen it on TV.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Er, um.
0:24:17 > 0:24:23Prepare to eat humble pie served up with lashings of loser custard.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ha-ha.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I've been like that.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Quick! Roy's head's deflating.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Roy, you can do this.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Think about how much everyone will love you if you win.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Roy, Roy super ace Massive head, massive face.#
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- You'll be everybody's hero, Roy. - Mr Hammond!
0:24:53 > 0:24:57No, I won't. My dad was right. Being a big head isn't nice.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'm going to need an answer, Roy.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Roy, you have to use your head to win for Ballyfermot.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10No, St Cedric's needs to win more.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34We're still waiting, Roy. What was the name of the first dog in space?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43The first dog in space was...
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- ..was Harry the space dog. - That's wrong. It was Laika.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58CHEERING
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Aaargh!
0:26:17 > 0:26:23- Derek. No hard feelings. - Yes, lots of hard feelings.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28You've always been like this. Can't we forget the competitiveness?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31We are brothers. What would Mum say?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Just you wait till Christmas.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I'm going to destroy you at Scrabble.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49You knew the answer. Why did you get it wrong?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52St Cedric's needed those computers.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54You gave the right answer, Roy.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- It's good to have the old Roy back. - Ha. Loser.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Even I knew the answer, we saw it on telly.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07There's only one winner in this family. Moi.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Becky, you have a little bit on your...
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Ignore her.- Don't worry.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22In the future, I won't let criticism or praise get to me.
0:27:25 > 0:27:31- 1,212, 13, 14.- The record's mine again.- Come on, guys, let's go.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I've got to get the record back. I want to be the best.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Believe me, it's more trouble than it's worth.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Anyway, a girl in the other class managed 4,523 keepy-uppies.
0:27:42 > 0:27:48- He's got to be kidding.- Yeah, Roy. - You are joking, aren't you?- Roy!
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