0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:23ROY!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26ROY!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30ROY!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35ALL: ROY!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43'It's Monday, and Roy O'Brien is feeling left out.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I can't believe it. I woke up this morning, and look.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Another one!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- I've used every face wash on TV. I STILL get them!- I hate spots.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'd do anything to have a spot like that!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You're nuts! Take this one, please!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00It's all right for you. You just get spots, like that.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01I've never even had one!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03That's a good thing, Roy.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Everyone in school would do ANYTHING to have your problem.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09See, exactly. Everyone.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Everyone but me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I see idiot hour has started early.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22That's what you get for staring at my spot.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Knock it off. You're drawing attention to it!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41OK, class. Guess what?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44The star of the show, Art Short himself,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47is coming here to film a new episode.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48ALL: Wow!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Will we be on telly, Miss?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51You may well be.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54He's going to do a special art class with us,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56and you may even get asked a question.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58THEY GASP
0:01:58 > 0:02:01So, instead of homework, for the next few weeks
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I want you all to work on a painting
0:02:04 > 0:02:05for the Art's Cool show.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08The theme is, 'My Life'.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13'My Life'? That'll suit you, Roy. You can draw a rubbish cartoon,
0:02:13 > 0:02:14just like your rubbish life.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It'll take a wide-angled lens for your big fat head.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23OK! Geography. Open up your books on page 45.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27We're going to be doing rivers today.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32DREAMY MUSIC
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Roy?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Roy?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Roy?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Roy?!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Really, Roy!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Everybody knows I'm the best artist in the school.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm SO going to be interviewed by Art's Cool.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05They'll probably want to do a special on me.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08'Worried that he's being left behind, Roy seeks advice
0:03:08 > 0:03:10'from his mother.'
0:03:10 > 0:03:11I'll be home later, love, OK?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yeah.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15See you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Bye.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Ah, Roy. What's the story?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22How are you doing, Dr Raschid?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Come here. Listen.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28What do you know about spots?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Spots, eh? A perfectly natural part of growing up.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's all about hormones, you see. Best way to AVOID getting...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37No, no, no, no, no!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40See, I actually want to know how to get one.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I'm the only one in class who hasn't got a spot.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I need to get one quickly, or else I'll be left behind.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'm afraid I only advise people how NOT to get them,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52by eating fresh vegetables,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55washing frequently with hot, soapy water,
0:03:55 > 0:03:59avoiding chocolates, greasy foods, fizzy, sugary drinks.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00PING!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Roy?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'm trying to get a spot, Ma!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'll have to eat a lot of junk food.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Bill.- No, it's chickens.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I think Roy's trying to get a spot so he can fit in with the others.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Wait a minute, wait.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22He's actually TRYING to get a spot?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Yeah. He's worried about getting left behind,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- not growing up like the rest of his mates.- Not growing up?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's not from the lack of food, anyway.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33He eats about 20 packets of sausages every week.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I told him some kids just take a little longer to grow,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39and it didn't matter if he'd a spot
0:04:39 > 0:04:41it's what's inside that counts.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Sausages?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:46 > 0:04:50'It's been five days, and Roy STILL hasn't washed.'
0:04:50 > 0:04:53What are we going to do about Roy? It's REALLY bad.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56He won't even go in the rain, in case he gets accidentally clean.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59How do you tell your best mate he stinks and needs a shower?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Maybe he's showered now. We won't have to say anything.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I wouldn't bet on it!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08HE RETCHES
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Sorry about the smell.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20I just had a word with young Roy O'Brien...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22about personal hygiene.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh! I can still smell it off...
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I'm never going to get a spot. I give up.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39WATER POURS
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Ah!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Oh! - WATER POURS
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Mum?! Would you cook us a few veggies for dinner, please?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yes! Ha-ha!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Can't believe it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm a total spot failure.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11What if I never get one?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16What if they all grow up, and I never do?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20They'll all go off and do brilliant things, and I'll be stuck here.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25My Life, huh?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Wakey wakey! Get me some sausages, will you?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Huh?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38HE YAWNS
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That must be killing you, Roy, is it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Gross!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52That is a real beauty, son!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yeah! Thanks, Dad!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59No way are you my brother. I've never had a spot in my life.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You probably couldn't tell, under all that make up!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Hey, Ma. Look!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Ooh, Roy! Your dad can give you advice on how to get rid of that.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11You're mad! No way. I love it!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Your ma's right.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16When I was a teenager I had a bit of a spot problem.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Mind you, your ma was still mad about me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Well, there goes my appetite for a year.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Thanks a million(!)
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Check it out!- Oh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Like it? Get your manky spot out of my face!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You're just jealous of how awesome it is!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39THEY SCREAM
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's very, erm, red.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Thanks, I know!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Nice work, Roy!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51THEY LAUGH
0:07:55 > 0:07:58OK, class. Settle down.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01We've a lot to get through today.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12PARP!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15THEY LAUGH
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Don't worry, Miss. Happens to the best of us.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Roy! I don't have time for your messing today.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Miss, it wasn't me!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I thought it was you. I mean..
0:08:25 > 0:08:28This is your first and last warning, Roy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Come and sit up here, where I can keep an eye on you!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37OK.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Ancient Greece had some magnificent stories.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Today, we're going to take a look at how...- VOICE: Boring!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Roy O'Brien! I warned you!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Miss, it wasn't me!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Roy, there's no one else sitting there.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Right. You find the class boring?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Let's see if you find...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02collecting rubbish in the yard more interesting.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Go!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, yeah!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16As usual.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Roy gets the blame for everything.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Yeah! That Sheringham one is a right pain.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Here, do you know what would cheer you up?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- A nice burger, with extra mayo and chips.- Huh?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Ah!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Whoa!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ah, now, here, I'm only messing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Seriously, how about a burger?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I feel the need for GREASE!- Oh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Seriously, lads. It spoke to me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Right, your spot spoke to you(!)
0:09:45 > 0:09:48What did your talking spot say(?)
0:09:48 > 0:09:51It asked for a burger and chips.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52THEY LAUGH
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You crack me up!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Hey!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Is that you, Roy?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02I didn't recognise you with that big, red volcano on your forehead.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04So, how's your cartoon going?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's not a cartoon this time, actually.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I reckon I've as much chance of getting my art on there as you!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Ha! Sure(!) You haven't got an original bone in your body.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Stupid, childish cartoons
0:10:14 > 0:10:16is all you'll ever do.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Aw, are you lost?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Someone leave the monkey cage open at the zoo?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21What is THAT?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24So, let me guess. Orang-utan?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26What? Hey, I...
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Want a banana?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28No! Wait!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Busy day trying throwing your poo at the visitors?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Who!- Duck!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Roy's spot was insulting me. Called me a poo-throwing orang-utan!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Catherine Cunningham.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46My office.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48NOW!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Nice one, spot!- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54He-he!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Go on, say something again!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Sausages!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Ha-ha-ha-ha! Stop!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I heard Pizza Shack were going to use your face for their next advert.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Ah, Becks.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You're just jealous.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13But don't worry. Someday, you'll get one, too.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Dream on, loser. I've got flawless skin.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21You mean boring skin! Just like yourself, huh? BORING!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24MUM: Just ignore it, Becks. And lay off, Roy!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28It's not my fault Idiot Boy has a manky, talking spot!
0:11:28 > 0:11:32MUM: Keep talking like that, and you'll be at home on Friday night,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34instead of that party.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Anyway, beauty's only skin deep.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's what's inside a person that counts. Inner beauty.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44SPOT: You must be a really beautiful person on the inside, Mrs.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46With all your wrinkles on the outside!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50MUM: Do I have wrinkles?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Yeah, you do. You've a few.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59I think they make you look very distinguished, very classy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Dad!- I think they make...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Dad, stop talking NOW!- OK.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10You said it yourself, Maura. Beauty's only skin deep.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13It's what's on the inside that counts.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14(Exactly).
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Ha-ha!
0:12:20 > 0:12:25'All is not well with Roy's friends. They are finding his spot obnoxious.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27'They have a plan.'
0:12:27 > 0:12:31I say we get rid of it whether Roy likes it or not.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36- Hasta la vista, Spotty! - Lads, we can't do this to Roy.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Just let me talk to him first.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42'Meanwhile, Roy is having a hard time controlling its outbursts.'
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Right, sport. Be nice today, remember.- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Nice as pie.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Nice one, baldy. You missed a spot! Well done, you dolt, ye!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58What did you say, you little pus-filled brat?
0:12:58 > 0:13:03- Ah, here - say it, don't spray it! - I'm sorry, he's just...- He's dead!
0:13:03 > 0:13:09That's what he is. I'm going to squeeze the life out of him.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Argh!- Is that a snack for you, is it? Now really,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I think it's great
0:13:17 > 0:13:21that a woman like you doesn't care what she looks like.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Or about learning how to cook. Nice one, sister!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27After all the extra chips I gave you - sorry about this, Roy -
0:13:27 > 0:13:32here's a little present for you. You traitorous little...!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Well, look who it is.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Miss Prissy-pants, Spanner Head, Bulldog's Bum
0:13:43 > 0:13:45and his sidekick, Nerd Boy. Do we have to sit
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- with this pack of losers?- Just shut it. I'm sorry about that, lads.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53He's just a bit cranky in the mornings.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56What? You're seriously worried about this lot?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Look, what did we talk about?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02I'm just going to go sit in the corner till he calms down a bit.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12SPOT SNORES LOUDLY
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- You sent for me, Sir? - Why are you whispering, Roy?
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- It's the spot, sir. It's snoozing.- Right.
0:14:22 > 0:14:28- The thing is, Roy, you're looking a bit ill.- I feel great, sir.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33- Well, maybe, you should take a few days off school?- Yes!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37I mean - COUGHS - I think you're right, sir.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Good.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- I'll just write a note to your mother.- Wait!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48That means I miss Art's Cool and he won't see my brilliant painting.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Look, I'll be straight with you, Roy, I've had nothing but complaints
0:14:52 > 0:14:54from students and staff alike
0:14:54 > 0:14:57about your spot's blatant anti-social behaviour.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Unless it's gone by the time they arrive to film the show,
0:15:01 > 0:15:05you're going to end up in the gym tidying equipment until they leave.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09That's unfair, Sir. Lots of people have spots and are allowed.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Yes, but theirs don't go shouting insults every opportunity they get.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Now, look, I'll not have that spot making a mockery of the school.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20This is my...
0:15:21 > 0:15:25This is the school's opportunity to shine.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Oh look, it's baldy. How are you, Baldy?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33It's your choice, Roy.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36HE SIGHS
0:15:43 > 0:15:49HE WHISTLES
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- Lads, what are youse doing?- Time for your spot to have a little shower.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Lads, come on, what's going on? - Anti-spot wash.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06- It's for your own good, Roy. - Please, youse can't kill the spot.
0:16:06 > 0:16:12He's sorry for all his messing! He was only joking! Honestly.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17Look at these fools. Don't worry about them, Roy.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21So thick they probably have the guns pointed backwards.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Uh-oh. No! No, no!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Where did he go? - I think he went that way. Come on!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I can't believe he got away.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50It's not our fault if he can't see the damage that thing's doing.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- I'm done hanging out with him until that thing is gone.- Yeah, me too.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Come on.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Ha-ha, man, that was hilarious! Idiots.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Why don't you just shut up and be nice?- Nice guys finish last.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I think I'd rather be last.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Right, I'm proper fed up with you. Hi, Sinead.- Hiya.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18- Did you have an accident? - Extreme skateboarding.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- Tried jumping a rubbish bin.- Right, hey, Roy, you know we're mates, yeah?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Yeah.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28We're worried about you and this spot being a bad influence.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33SPOT WOLF-WHISTLES AND BLOWS KISSES Hey, I'm not talking to you.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- I'm talking to Roy. Can you just shut it?- Ah, go on. Give us a kiss.- Hey!
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Roy, your spot is rude and disgusting and you're losing friends
0:17:43 > 0:17:45every time it opens its mouth.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- Please, Roy, just get rid of it. - Ah, go on, a big sloppy kiss. Mwah!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Just shut it. For the last time, just shut up.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58Ah, you're just stuck up, just like your girlfriend.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Shut up, she's not my girlfriend!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Go on then, dopey. Hit me! Go on, I dare you!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19DAD CLEARS THROAT
0:18:19 > 0:18:24My old jeans still fit me. Haven't lost it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Must have shrunk a bit in the wash. - Just a bit, love.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44You freaks!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- How's Roy doing?- I don't know. That spot's a bit obnoxious.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I don't know if he can handle it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54At least he's not worried about getting left behind anymore.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57He may get left behind if his friends get sick of that spot.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- I'm going to nip up and change. - Don't hurt yourself, love.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Want a hand there?- I can make it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Poor Roykins is upset.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I can't believe I put up with you for so long.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21You're insulting everyone I know! I even defended you!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Do your best, slick.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Whoa-ho-ho!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31SPOT LAUGHS EVILLY
0:19:31 > 0:19:34You dolt, ye.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Whoa, easy now, kiddo.- Forget it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're out of here.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46SPOT SOBS Wait!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50At least use that one over there. Most Moist.
0:19:50 > 0:19:57It will be quicker, less pain. Well, goodbye, Roy.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01We could have been something, you know.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- LAUGHTER - You dolt, ye.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20Thanks for the moisturiser cream, Roy. Ah, it was delicious!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Couldn't sleep though.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26I was having too much fun listening to you talking in your sleep.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- I don't talk in my sleep!- Oh, but you do, Roy. Such juicy secrets.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I think you'll do everything I say from now on
0:20:34 > 0:20:38or I'll tell everyone exactly what you're thinking.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- We'll have a big greasy fry-up, thanks.- How about porridge?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47How about I just tell Maura it was you who broke her favourite vase
0:20:47 > 0:20:49and not the neighbour's cat?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Ma, can I have a fry, please?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Um, OK, but this is the last one for the week.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- What do you want for your lunch, love?- Crisps and chocolate.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04No salad or else Bill finds out you deleted his World Cup matches.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Crisps and chocolate, please, Ma. - Roy, not again. More rubbish.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- I thought you were past all that. - Just this once, please.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16How much did I say in my sleep?
0:21:21 > 0:21:27Hey Ma, did you do something with your hair? It looks lovely.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- It makes you look 22.- Thanks, love.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33It must be the new shampoo and conditioner.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Wow! Look at all those new grey hairs!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Get that spot out of here now, Roy!
0:21:39 > 0:21:44I'm really sorry about this, Ma.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49- Could you pass us that paper bag, please?- Go, now!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52SCHOOLBELL RINGS
0:22:03 > 0:22:08Roy, take off that paper mask, please. No messing today.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15What are all youse ugly mugs looking at?
0:22:15 > 0:22:21Actually, you can keep it on if it keeps that horrible thing quiet.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Mmm, sausages... greasy...
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Psst.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Roy, give me some fast food, ugly mug, or else
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Miss Boring-Pants Sheringham will find out
0:22:58 > 0:23:01you think she has nice hair.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Right, fine, OK, you win. I'll do whatever you want.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Grease!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Can I have greasy chips and gravy,
0:23:11 > 0:23:17four cheeseburgers, extra oily, and could you hold the bun, please?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Aah! Oily deliciousness.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27SPOT BURPS LOUDLY
0:23:30 > 0:23:32This better work, Tommy.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You should see the new boots I got for the party.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40I can't wait. He's so hot. OK. Laters.
0:23:40 > 0:23:46MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Oh, oh, oh! Yeah!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I give up. It's a cartoon.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Who knows, maybe Art actually likes cartoons.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13It's missing something.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Here we are. Much better.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Here, give it a break on the junk food for a bit, well you?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I'm stuffed! - I thought you were a real spot.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28A real spot would let me eat this.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- Wow! What is that? - The king of all burgers.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41The mega-deluxe, multi-decker hunger-wrecker.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Six patties, ten slices of bacon, 12 slices of cheese.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Still, it's probably too much for such a wee spot like you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- I mean, you're more of a pimple, really.- Oh, yeah? Watch this, then.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Eat it. Eat it!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Whooaaahhh!
0:25:11 > 0:25:18My brilliant painting! I'm free. I'm free! Yes!
0:25:21 > 0:25:27- It's gone.- Roy, that's brilliant. I'm delighted for you.- Thanks, Ma.
0:25:27 > 0:25:33I never, ever want a spot again. I'm completely finished with them.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Will you have a few sausages, so?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40It's porridge, fruit and juice for me, please.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43And for dinner, can I have some of Becky's rabbity,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46salady food thing, you know?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- It's a new Roy.- Sure is, Dad.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Beautiful on the inside and the outside.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Ma. Spots! Party!
0:25:58 > 0:26:05Becks, they're huge! You could go skiing on them. Look at them!
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Here we go. Cameras ready and we are set, and action.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17So many wonderful paintings.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22And such talented students.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25All very special.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30But there was one that really caught my eye.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35This unique abstract expression.
0:26:36 > 0:26:43- It's truly remarkable from this young man.- Roy o'Brien.
0:26:43 > 0:26:49Roy goes beyond mere representation to explore
0:26:49 > 0:26:50the theme of 'my life.'
0:26:52 > 0:26:55A truly unique painting.
0:26:55 > 0:27:01Thanks, Art. My da, he thinks you're brilliant.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06My Ma said you're dashing. I think that means you're good at running.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, tell me, Roy,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13and I'm sure the viewers would be fascinated to know,
0:27:13 > 0:27:18what you learned about yourself while creating this painting?
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Well, I suppose I learned that I am who I am
0:27:22 > 0:27:29and it doesn't matter what I look like and not too much growing up.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34Listen to my friends and, most importantly,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37too much of a good thing can make you explode.
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