0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:39 > 0:00:44'Today is Valentine's Day and it's busy for the local postman.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'In the O'Brien household, love is in the air.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Ma, I think I'm in love.- Oh?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52With these sausages, they're gorgeous!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Mam, can I have my lunch money?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Are you not going to wait for the postman, Becky?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Cos of stupid Valentine's Day? Don't think so.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Maybe this year you'll feel different.- Something smells good.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hiya, love.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08That's not just a card, right?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11That is a voucher for a surprise, romantic evening
0:01:11 > 0:01:13with my darling Valentine.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Aww, Bill. And I have a surprise for you.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Lovely, those apple and leek sausages.
0:01:19 > 0:01:25No, it's my way of keeping your heart nice and healthy.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Happy Valentine's Day, love!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Huh, that's my gift, is it?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Yeah, that'll be the postman! - And my lunch money.
0:01:33 > 0:01:40So, Roy, did you, did you, eh, get many Valentine's this year?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Did you send any, Roy? Maybe to a particular Sinead, huh?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Get off!- What? - Look who I found.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48How are you, Tommy?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Hi, Becky, here are the CDs you lent me. They were brilliant.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Whatever. Mam, my money!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Becky, there's one, two for you.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- For me?- Yeah!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Dad!- Nothing!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09You sent this!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Why would you say that, love?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12He signed it "Dad"!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22You see, last year Becky didn't get any Valentine's cards.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24She threw a bit of a wobbly.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Yeah, and cutting a long story short, she took it out on...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's all right, love.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- She took it out...- She smashed the remote control against the wall.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40Which is why, ever since, this one stays with me all day long.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44So, anyway, this year we decided we'd make sure
0:02:44 > 0:02:45that Becky got at least one card.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- But there was no need, she got a real one anyway!- Yeah.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I know! Who'd be brave enough to go out with our Becky?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You see, she's got her mother's temper,
0:02:54 > 0:02:58she gets that look in her eyes like she's...
0:02:59 > 0:03:01That one.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06HORN HONKS
0:03:08 > 0:03:10He's looking meaner than usual.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Probably didn't get a Valentine's card.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Lads, I've the best idea ever.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22How about we send Hammo a fake Valentine's card?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Like me da did to Becky!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- If he thought he had a secret admirer...- He'd give less detention!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Roy, Roy, what's going on with your face?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh. Hi, Sinead.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Hey, guys, happy Valentine's Day!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I got the most ginormous card, and a teddy and this new perfume.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45It's from Paris. It's called Eau De Toilette.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Well, if it isn't the losers.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- How many Valentine's presents did you get?- None of your business.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54That means none. Don't worry, I'll share mine with you...not!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Kathy, Valentine's presents don't count if they're from your da.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04Now, now, Sinead. They weren't from her da.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05They were from her ma
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- AND her da. - THEY LAUGH
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You better not mess with me, or else!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- BELL RINGS - Saved by the bell.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Roy, are you all right?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- I've never seen him that colour before.- What just happened?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30It's a commonly used device in love stories that initially
0:04:30 > 0:04:33the two characters are complete opposites.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Can anyone give me an example?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Beauty and The Beast?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Yes, that's an excellent one, Sinead.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Now, I want you all to split into pairs for a fun exercise.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Sinead, you can go and sit beside Jack.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Kathy, you go and sit beside Roy. - Do I have to, Miss?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Yes. Chop, chop.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, I want you all to come up with two characters
0:04:58 > 0:05:01which are complete opposites.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Then we will put them in a story and make them fall in love - forever!
0:05:06 > 0:05:12Now, remember in some extreme cases, true love can cause dizziness,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15love sickness, and even fainting.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21But, like Beauty and The Beast, it doesn't take long
0:05:21 > 0:05:23before the two characters finally realise
0:05:23 > 0:05:25they were meant for each other.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27What's wrong with you?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Miss, miss?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Miss, is there anything you can do to avoid falling in love?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Love is not something to be taken lightly.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Cupid's arrow can strike where you least expect it, Roy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Ah, Miss Sheringham, can I have a word, please?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I was just wondering if you had any plans for this evening.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Big date? Romantic dinner and what not?
0:05:56 > 0:06:01No, just me, these corrections and maybe a DVD. Why?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04That's absolutely brilliant. Hey, you!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Stop that! That's not what a brush is to be used for.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Right, I'll speak to you later, then.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36This is great news for me that Miss Sheringham is romantically
0:06:36 > 0:06:38at a loose end tonight,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41because I have just the thing that's going to cheer her up.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Tonight's big competition.
0:06:55 > 0:07:01I've officially invited her to join my Brain Busters team...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04..'Hammond's Sandwiches'
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Last year we came second,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12unfortunately we let ourselves down
0:07:12 > 0:07:15on a question about a Lady Gaggle or Lady Gaga,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17or such mumbo jumbo
0:07:17 > 0:07:22which is why it's so great to have young blood involved.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Excuse me for a second.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31A principal's job is never done.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Keep it down, you lot! Why aren't you in class? Huh?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's break time, sir.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Break time!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Break time! Right, I better get a move on,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48otherwise there'll be no biscuits left in the staff room.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53This has to work - I've never seen Hammo this cross.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Well, not for a while anyway.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58OK, Let's start off with a poem.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Maybe we shouldn't, love isn't something to be taken lightly.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04But we're doing him a favour, It'll cheer him up.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK, how about this?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09"Roses are red...
0:08:12 > 0:08:13"..Lips are too...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17"..Come on a date with me...
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- "..Cos I love you!"- Aww, brilliant!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Way too juvenile. Hammond will know that's not from a real adult.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27How about this?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32"Thou art more lovely and more temperate."
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- Brilliant! Where did that come from? - Shakespeare. Sonnet number 18.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38We just learnt it in English.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Keep going.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
0:08:43 > 0:08:44"And summer's sun..."
0:08:44 > 0:08:47..And summer's sun glistens on your baldy head."
0:08:47 > 0:08:49THEY LAUGH
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- What are you up to? - Get lost, Kathy!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07You're pathetic.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Roy, Roy, did you do it?- Yep.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Everything all right?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Listen, lads, I have something to tell you
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and it has to remain top secret.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It cannot leave this group. Promise?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Yeah.- Defo.- Sure.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31I think I might be in love with Kathy!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33ALL: You're in love with Kathy?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Shush! It's just every time I'm around her I feel all woozy...
0:09:37 > 0:09:40and you heard what Miss Sheringham said!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43A lot of the world's greatest love stories
0:09:43 > 0:09:46begin with the two characters hating each other.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Just one question - who's beauty and who's the beast?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51It's not funny!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I just don't get it, how can Roy be in love with Kathy?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10What do you mean Roy's in love with me?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11I didn't say Roy, I said...
0:10:11 > 0:10:16How stupid do you think I am? I'll find out for myself!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Maybe you should ask Sinead? Get a girl's opinion.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28No! there's no way Sinead will ever, ever find out about this.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Is it true, Roy? That you're in love with Kathy?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- How do you know?- So it is true.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Well, you better watch out, Roy, because Kathy's looking for you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm not scared of Kathy.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- ROY SCREAMS - There's Kathy!- Quick! Hide!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Roy O'Brien, I know you're behind that pole.- No, I'm not!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54She there? Yeah, she's there.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- You're in for it now, cartoon boy. - Leave him alone, Kathy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00You'd like that, wouldn't you, Sinead?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Well, tough luck. Roy chose me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03So Roy... I accept!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07You can take me on a Valentine's date. Carry this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Maybe opposites do attract.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Maybe.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Ah, Miss Sheringham, can I have a word?- Of course.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I don't know if you've had a chance to read my note
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I left in your pigeonhole, earlier...?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44That was YOU?
0:11:44 > 0:11:49Yes, it was, and now that you've let the proverbial cat out of the bag
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I know you don't have another date tonight.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53So I won't take "no" for an answer.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56But what will people think? The other staff?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I don't think it's a good idea.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Oh, couldn't agree more,
0:11:59 > 0:12:04We don't want people to think I'm playing favourites by picking you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- So let's just keep things to ourselves, yes.- But...
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Great! So shall we say 8pm at The Fun Centre?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12The Fun Centre?!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14And Miss Sheringham,
0:12:14 > 0:12:18if things go well tonight, you can expect further invites.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29- More?- A little.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32I can never resist any of your delicious cooking, Nora.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Ever the charmer, Denis!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- I'll pop over with a slice of apple tart when it's ready.- Thanks, Nora.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43You better stay away from my Roy.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Listen to you, "my Roy". You were sworn enemies, like, two hours ago.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48That's jealousy talking.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50The usual?
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Do you know what, Nora? I think I'm going to have triple portions today.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Too much?- Hey, no skipping!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I'm with Roy. Isn't that right, Roy?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I think I've just lost my appetite.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18How are you, Roy?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I know what that means! Someone's in love!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27How did you know!?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Everyone loses their appetite when they're in love, son!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Dad, when you first met mam,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37how did you know that she was the one?
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Your mam? Let me see, now.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45When we were in school we were in different gangs.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50You know, I suppose you could say we were complete opposites.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53There was a time, actually, when we were sworn enemies.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59But you were never afraid of her, were you?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Afraid? No, not at all.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Don't creep up on me like that.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07The shower needs to be unblocked, again.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Was Mum ever bossy?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Bossy? No, no that's one the thing, now, I can swear your mother...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Bill, now, please!- I'm coming, love!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Don't be in too much of a rush to get into a relationship, Roy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26There's plenty of time for that.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Yeah, you're right.- Good lad.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34How am I going to dump Kathy?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Becky, can I talk to you?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Sure, bro!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What's going on?
0:14:46 > 0:14:51Seriously, what's wrong with your face, is that a smile?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54What do you want, Roy?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I need your help!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Go on.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03There's a girl in school, it's a long story
0:15:03 > 0:15:05but I want to break up with her. But I don't know how!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Then I thought to myself - Becky!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You've been dumped by loads of fellas before,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11so you must have loads of tips!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Woah!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Charming!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Ah, go easy, Roy.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You'll have to tell me where I'm going. How do I know what to wear?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22What you're wearing is fine, love.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Ah, Bill, it's a dressing gown!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Ah, there he is! Are you all right, love?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34All set, brain working, is it?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ready as it will ever be?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Are you ready for our double date?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43It's not what you think, love. It's going to be loads of fun, I promise.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45That's a lovely outfit, Maura.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Hey, Roy, any idea where the remote control is?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Grandad, I need your help!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Go on.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What's the best way to break up with a girl?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Ha! Do you think if I knew that I'd have married your granny?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Don't mind him, Roy. He begged me to marry him.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Chased me for months. I was worn out in the end.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Right, ready to go?
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Don't worry son, it'll work itself out. These things always do.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I'm going to need reinforcements.
0:16:22 > 0:16:28Welcome to operation break-up with Kathy.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31So far I've come up with
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Zilch! We have to start thinking.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38What if you were really nice to Kathy.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Too nice. Annoyingly nice.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Talk about the future, getting married and that kinda stuff.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Sure to frighten her off.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50That might just be crazy enough to actually work.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58How are you, Kathy? I just want to say
0:16:58 > 0:17:01that my feelings for you are...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03are upside-down. No, back to front.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Something about getting married as soon as...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Ya sap!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14No, no, no, not at all, not you Kathy, no!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I can't read that one!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Huh?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh, yeah.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Yeah, Kathy, I'll, I'll see you at seven at your house, yeah?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30OK, bye!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Muppet!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Just tell her the truth.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40That you made a mistake and you'd prefer to be friends with her.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Sounds very risky.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Cheers, thanks.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Come on, Roy, you can do this, you can do this.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Let's do it, come on!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56How are you? Your mam let me in.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Punctual. I like that.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Listen, we need to talk.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I know! Did you see how jealous Sinead was earlier?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07No, not that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I know who would have thought it, me and you. BFFs.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Yeah, well, about that.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Wait! I haven't showed you my kickboxing trophies!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18That was first prize in the under seven "kick 'ems".
0:18:18 > 0:18:24And that's my blue belt, which I got when I was eight.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Anyway, sorry, you wanted to say something?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30No, eh. Are you ready?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Maybe next week we could go to the disco.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Let's just see how tonight goes, yeah?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48A Brain Buster competition? Seriously, Bill?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- For Valentine's Day? - Look, I know love, I know.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53But listen, after doing my research,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56it turns out that the prize for the winner
0:18:56 > 0:18:58is a romantic weekend away for two.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Rose and Petey have said they'd baby-sit,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02so all we need to do is win this thing!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Is that Roy over there?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Do you know any other cartoon boys? He's out with his mates.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10He mentioned that. We'll go over and say hello.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13No, Maura. The last thing he wants now is his mam going over
0:19:13 > 0:19:14and embarrassing him.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17We can keep our eye on him from here.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22Now, look. Here's the lucky pen. Lovely, better safe than sorry.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Ah, Miss Sheringham, you're late,
0:19:24 > 0:19:29but seeing as it's your first night, I'll turn a blind eye.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35You could have told me he was going to be here.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37What?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41OK, folks, it's time for the annual battle of the brains.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Now we've got ten rounds with ten questions
0:19:44 > 0:19:48and lots of smashing prizes to be won.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52What happened?
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Kick boxing. Blue belt! That's what happened!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What am I going to do now?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Why don't you be really, really mean to Kathy?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Then eventually she's going to have to break up with you!
0:20:06 > 0:20:12Yeah, but these feelings I have for Kathy, they just won't go away,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I can't hide them!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Then stop seeing her seeing her, then they'll go away.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19You think?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Definitely! Now, get over there and be mean her.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24With pleasure!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Roy, where were you?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32How about you mind your own business? Huh? Eh?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Out in front we've got Hammond's Sandwiches,
0:20:41 > 0:20:45but sniffing down their necks like a bunch of sniffy dogs,
0:20:45 > 0:20:47it's Bill's Bamboozlers.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Aw, yes! Goal! five-nil!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Take that, loser!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I never saw this competitive side to you. I like it!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02You like it?
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Which pop band had a number one hit
0:21:07 > 0:21:08in 1982
0:21:08 > 0:21:12with the song Come On Eileen?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Come on, come on!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19I wasn't even born then!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20That's no excuse!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Dexy's Midnight Runners.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yes! Many a late night we spent dancing to that one, Bill!
0:21:28 > 0:21:29D, E. It's an "E".
0:21:29 > 0:21:31D, E. Sorry. D-E-X.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Going to look up the answer on your phone?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Good move, Miss Sheringham.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42No, I think it's probably best if I go home.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Go home?! But we haven't finished yet!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I don't think this is working out.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Miss Sheringham, I didn't have you pegged for a defeatist.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Not the quiz. Our date.- What date?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00You put this in my pigeonhole.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I most certainly did not!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05But you said you put something in my pigeonhole.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Yes, an invite for tonight. Purely platonic, mind you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Really?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14That's a relief!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yes, well. Don't look that relieved.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20We still have a competition to win, remember.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Question four: "Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day"
0:22:24 > 0:22:29is the first line of which of Shakespeare's sonnets?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Sonnet number 18.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Shhh!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Roy, I have something to tell you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I only agreed to go out with you
0:22:42 > 0:22:45because I loved how jealous it made Sinead.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Really? Sinead? Jealous?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52But now, I'm beginning to like this other side to you.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56So, tomorrow we'll officially announce that you're my boyfriend!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Roy! You klutz!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04LAUGHTER
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Which planet, that's PLANET,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10is furthest away from the sun?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I haven't a clue.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Pluto.- Definitely.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Is it?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I'm pretty sure it's Venus.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23A minute ago you said it was the moon.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28That took ages to wash off!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31And you better hope this stain comes out of my T-shirt!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Wait a second, something's different.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40I feel normal again.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42What are you going on about!?
0:23:47 > 0:23:51I'm not in love with you!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I was just allergic to your perfume!
0:23:54 > 0:24:00Yes! This is brilliant! Yes! I don't love Kathy!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Easy there, Kathy.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08We can still be friends...maybe.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Nobody humiliates me and gets away with it, O'Brien!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Folks, we have a draw for first place
0:24:17 > 0:24:22between Hammond's Sandwiches and Bill's Bamboozlers.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25So it's time for a tie-breaker.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Would one member from each team please join us?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- No, I'm the captain!- Ah, let her.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40The category is Sport.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43The first person to give me the right answer wins. Understand?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47You can't run forever!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Want to bet?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Complete the title of the popular football comic -
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Blank Of The Rovers?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Let me go!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Roy!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Correct!
0:25:10 > 0:25:15Aaaah! Whoa!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Me remote control! Look. - Sorry, Dad.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You're not getting away with it that easy!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Get lost, Kathy! Are you OK?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yeah, well, you better stay away from me, Roy!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28With pleasure! Now beat it!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Well done, Roy, that was so cool!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Bit late to be out on a school night, you lot!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hard luck, Derek.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40So, the winners are Bill's Bamboozlers!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:45 > 0:25:49would the captain of that team like to come up to receive their prize?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Certainly! Excuse me.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53That was a bit of fun, wasn't it?.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00And do you have someone to bring on the romantic weekend?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yes, yes I certainly do. My darling wife, Maura.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06She's over there, look.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08APPLAUSE
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I must say,
0:26:17 > 0:26:20you're taking the breaking of the remote control very well.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Well, we wouldn't have won if Roy hadn't rolled in.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Anyway, I found a very good replacement
0:26:25 > 0:26:27for the old remote control.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Roy! Change the channel, will you?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Yeah. No, no. Go back, back. Back one!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42It's the same handwriting!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44What now, love?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Aaaah!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51What are you doing?!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Is this your handwriting?!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57No! Tommy wrote them.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Did you send me this Valentine's card?!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Tommy?!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10This is really hard.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13After seeing what Roy went through today,
0:27:13 > 0:27:17I just don't think I'm ready for a relationship.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Sorry, Becky.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24LAUGHTER
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Becky got dumped by Tommy!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Ha-ha! Priceless!
0:27:36 > 0:27:41Which city hosted the Euro '88 match between Ireland and England?
0:27:42 > 0:27:48How about politics? Who was the first president of Argentina?
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