0:00:03 > 0:00:05'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12'the only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'It's Sunday morning,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'and in the O'Brien household it's business as usual.'
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Morning, sweetness. - Aw, Billy boy.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Ah, look. - Breakfast in bed.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- There ya are, chicken.- Mmmm.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Fresh orange juice.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I squeezed it myself.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02What a treat.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07I'm off carbs but, hmm, no matter.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Egg perfect.- Ah, yeah.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Even better with a minute longer.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Anything else?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Erm... Papers would have topped it off, but don't go out especially.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, I won't, I was going anyway.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40When's it my turn?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44In a sec, Roy. Right, well, I'm going to do a kickflip.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Kickflips are for girls. I'm doing a twist'n'spin.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Roy, we need to make a ramp.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And, Bill, don't forget the supplements.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Don't forget the supplements, no.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And especially Fashion. They left it out last week.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Fashion, aw, yeah, Fashion.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Put them on an angle. Move that box.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Morning, Bill. - Morning, Mr O'Brien.- Morning.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Just going to the shops, Roy. Listen, you haven't seen the, er...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Ah, very... Listen, be careful with that, will ye?- Yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I've got a big pile of shirts
0:02:14 > 0:02:16waiting for somebody when they get up.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Dad.- What?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Pyjamas.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I know, yeah.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27MAURA: Ah, Bill, it's only 50 yards.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Jack, you said I could have a go.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- I just don't think you can do it, Roy.- You're out of your depth.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Out of me depth? Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, I'll show you, yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Go on, then.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46This is going to be gas.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Roy, just push. Like this.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53OK.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Slow down.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Whoa!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00He's doing a rock'n'roll.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, he's doing a bomb drop.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I can't stop!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- What's he doing now?- I don't think they've got a name for it.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Watch out!- Your dad's car!- Whoaaaa!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ah!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Look, Roy, it was an accident.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Me back.- Your dad will understand, won't he?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yeah, I suppose.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Look, Roy, I'd better be getting home.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yeah...me too.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It, er, It could have happened to anyone.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Well, nearly anyone.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39OK.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh! Car!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47That's a big bump.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55ROY WHIMPERS
0:03:55 > 0:03:56You OK, son?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I just had an accident.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00An accident?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I didn't mean to...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I-I-I was trying to loop the loop, ya know? It's my dad's car.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- He's going to hit the roof when he sees it.- So, er...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12your dad's out, is he?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Yeah, he's just gone across to the shops.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Ah. Let's have a gander at it. Mightn't be as bad as we think.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Just needs a bit of bodywork done, ye know.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Bit of beating out, touching up. Shouldn't cost too much.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You think so?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Then again, that bump's either damaging the engine or the chassis,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37you can add another couple of zeros.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38HE GULPS
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Look, I'd check it for you but, er, a bit pushed for time.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44HE CRIES SOFTLY
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Right, tell you what I'll do,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I could take it down to the main road and back, ya know,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54give it a once-over and check that everything's hunky-dory.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oh, could you?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I need the keys, though.
0:04:57 > 0:05:03Hang on a sec. I think I know where there's a spare set.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, so far, so good.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'll take it down the main road, round the block
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- and run it through the gears. - Cheers.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Don't go away now, will you?- No.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37TYRES SCREECH
0:05:53 > 0:06:00Right, Sport, Travel, Business...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, where's the Fashion, ye...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Say nothing, Bill, say nothing.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Ah, no.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Maura!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Have the cab company got a car they can loan you?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24No, they're all driver-owned. What am I going to do, Maura?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- I dunno, call the police. - Call the police, brilliant, yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Mind you, that's a waste of time, isn't it, huh?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Only after having it re-sprayed, too.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Lovely new stacking system for my CDs. A buckskin lumbar cushion.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39After spending a fortune on it. You didn't see anything, no?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- I was in bed.- What about Roy? - I don't know, ask him.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Here, hold on for that one, there. Roy, good man, listen.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Did you see anything when you were out playing in the street?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- No, I, er... - Anything suspicious at all?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I, er...- Nah, it doesn't...
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Maura, that car puts food on the table. What are we going to do?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Bill, police.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh, brilliant. Hello, Bill? Er, police, yeah.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04'Ah, no, no, not the telly!'
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Not the telly. Anything but the telly.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12My favourite telly.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Roy, you're having a nightmare.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22What's the matter? What's going on?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27HE SIGHS
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Well, you know Dad's car?- Yes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I was playing with Jack and Kathy.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- And that's what happened.- Ouch.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37But he seemed like such a nice man.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38I bet he did.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42How much is a new car?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43What?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Well, if I save up and buy Dad a new car,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49then I'll be able to tell him what happened to his old one.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Maybe you should try earning some money.- And how will I earn money?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Get a Saturday job. - And how do I do that?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Actually, you could help me out this weekend for a start.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I've got a double-booking.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06HE SIGHS
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Are you sure it's OK?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15She said it's fine. I just said you're hanging with me tonight.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- He's so cute. Hey, Leo. - Roy, no.- What?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25If he wakes up, I swear, you'll never, ever get him back to sleep.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29DOOR CLOSES Right, Mrs Connor's gone.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'll be back at quarter to six.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So where are you going?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36The Mulligans at 23. They pay double.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40And they've got a popcorn maker. Have fun, Roy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50THUDDING DANCE MUSIC
0:09:01 > 0:09:03MECHANICAL BUZZ
0:09:13 > 0:09:15PHONE RINGS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Hello?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Roy, forgot to tell you - remember to leave the phone off the hook.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25He can hear it from the bedroom.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26LEO CRIES
0:09:26 > 0:09:29ROY BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:09:29 > 0:09:31LEO MOANS
0:09:34 > 0:09:37LEO GIGGLES
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- LEO STARTS CRYING AGAIN - Oh, no. Wait. Hold on. Er...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51LEO CONTINUES TO CRY
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Roy?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Roy?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10MUSIC BOX PLAYS AS ROY SNORES
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I don't think I'm cut out for babysitting, Sinead.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Have you tried dog-walking?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- DOGS BARK - Snappy, Ela, Marley, no. Ah, don't.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'm warning you, Kute. Stop!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I don't think I'm cut out for dog-walking.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Mr Keating always needs help with his garden.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I don't know much about gardens. Is it difficult?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Just aim the nozzle the compost.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- ENGINE REVS - Roy? Roy?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You OK, Roy?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40These little jobs - they're a waste of time, they're boring
0:10:40 > 0:10:42and you get peanuts. You need to think big.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Like what?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47You know, play the stock exchange. Become a football agent.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Start up a low-cost airli... Oh, no!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It's my sister's birthday. Ya coming in?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I think I'll go home. I'm never going to make any money.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I think it's time I told my dad.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Just for five minutes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04She had this guy last year - he's a real lame-o.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09- You could do with some cheering up. - All right, five minutes.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I can't hear ye.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- ALL:- Nicky nacky nocky noo!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20He can't do it.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Did somebody say something?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Where's the bird? There aren't any birds.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- See what I mean?- Yeah.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Let's hear it one more time.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39LAUGHTER
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Hello?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh. It's a cartoon boy. Big deal.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, just don't stand there. Go and take a seat.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Let's try it one more time.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- ALL:- Nicky nacky nocky noo.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04THUD!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Hey, Roy, they like you.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Are you trying to take over?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Do it again.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22No. Magic's over.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's disco time.
0:12:25 > 0:12:31Everybody up, everybody up, disco time, children, yes.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You, bird, are a waste of space.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53SQUAWK!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Sorry about that, I had to go to the ATM on Dooley Street.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I didn't know you only took cash.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Mum, we're bored.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19OK, let's find the party bags.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Never again.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28MUSIC STOPS
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Did you see how much money he made?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- I know.- Come on, this could be your big break.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45PHONE RINGS
0:13:45 > 0:13:47We want more magic.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Ask him.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56No, sorry, booked solid till November.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Excuse me, Mister.- Mm?
0:14:01 > 0:14:06You know that bit with the birds when you accidentally hit my friend?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yes, I'd be grateful in future if you'd keep...
0:14:09 > 0:14:11We've got a proposition.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Mmm, a proposition?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Do you need help with your act?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Me? Help with my act?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Magical Mickey? Ballyfermot's number one?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Established since 1983?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Well, the kids seemed to like it, didn't they?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, they did, didn't they?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36What was it now that happened?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I hit you with the...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I think you've got the hang of it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Now, what's your name again?- Roy.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- OK, Boy...- No, Roy.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Now, there's a hint of talent there.
0:15:00 > 0:15:06And if you were to work hard and learn, we might give it a go.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You really mean it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Come on, Roy, you'll be able to pay your dad back in no time.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Money problems, Boy? - I suppose you could say that.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Well, this is a booming business.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23And if you come up to scratch
0:15:23 > 0:15:28there's no reason why you shouldn't have a little cut.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29HE GULPS
0:15:29 > 0:15:35But you have to get your dad's permission. Now, here's my card.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40You ask him to give me a call.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I'm telling ye, I swear that is the same card
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- he gave us for Becky's 7th birthday. - You remember.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47How would ye forget?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49BOTH: Nicky nacky nocky noo.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Please. He still can't be doing that, Bill.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Look, he's after giving us the full schedule,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57all the contact details and all seems above board.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01I can't see what harm it is to let Roy have a go at it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Yes!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Magician's assistant? Wow!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08He says I'm going to be his sidekick. Like a kind of double act.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- How much will you make? - Serious money. You'd have to do
0:16:11 > 0:16:13months of dog-walking or paper rounds to match it.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Hopefully enough so Dad can get his new car.- When do you start?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20This Saturday. I've got bookings for Dunleavy Road,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Walkinstown, and Liffey Park Playcentre.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Liffey Park? Saturday? That's my cousin Keira's party.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Do you want to come and watch? - Can I?- Hey, Roy, no freebies.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30No freebies?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- ALL:- Nicky nacky nocky nooo.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Where are the birds? Have you seen any birds, kids?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41- ALL:- No!
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Boy, have you seen any birds?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- ALL:- Nooo!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50You see any birds now?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- ALL:- Nooo!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh, I give up.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- THUD! - Oh, clumsy me!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00CHEERING
0:17:14 > 0:17:17And now you're going to help me blow up Boy.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19No, it's Roy. Never mind.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Shall I blow up Boy?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- ALL:- Yeah!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Oh, dear.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Aaah!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42ROY BELCHES
0:17:42 > 0:17:46And thank you, boys and girls.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48THEY CHEER
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Thank you.
0:17:51 > 0:17:59Now...the magic is over. It's...disco time.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Everybody up. Everybody up.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:14 > 0:18:16So, er, what ye think?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Er...
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Kids seemed to love it. - Yeah, but, are you all right, Roy?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Yeah, why? - He kept hitting you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Ah, it doesn't hurt.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30When he blew you up?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Easy. I just held me breath.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Yeah. So how much are you going to get paid, Roy?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I dunno, he hasn't said exactly, but there's always the chance...
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Yes... Ha-ha. Not bad, Boy.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Still a bit rough round the edges, bit of fine-tuning to do.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52It's only week one.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57We all clear for next week?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Er, yeah, I suppose.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Er... Er...
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Yes, Boy?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Didn't you say you were, er, going to pay me?
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Oh, yes, you did well.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Five parties the first day.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Here's your 20.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28From which I'll need this.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30The cost of the new props.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32And this.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36The costume.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39And this...for lunch allowance.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- At least I got a fiver. In my last job...- And this.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50For transport, seeing as your dad's without wheels right now.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Pick you up same time again next week, huh?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58HE SIGHS
0:19:58 > 0:20:02'It's one week later, and Roy has a busy day ahead.'
0:20:02 > 0:20:05..at 12:00, statutory quick break for lunch at 1:00,
0:20:05 > 0:20:12then we have a 2:00, a 3:15, finishing with a bang at 4:00 -
0:20:12 > 0:20:15the daughter of the Mayor of Ballyfermot, no less.
0:20:15 > 0:20:21- Wow!- Big mansion, garden as big as Alaska.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Ah, go way.- Children of VIPs. - Fantastic.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Should raise the profile.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31If you can just sign the release form here.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Now, there we are. - Thanks very much.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37It seems to be a very busy day for him, yeah.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Boy's doing OK - hanging in there, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46- Best of luck now son. - Good luck, love. See yous.- Cheerio.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- PHONE RINGS - I'll get that.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49You stay were ya are, yeah.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52You know what, no, you're great. Fair play to ya.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53What's going on?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Hang on a second, Frank. Frank at the office.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59They felt sorry about me car so they had a whip round
0:20:59 > 0:21:03and got me tickets to the United match. It'll be a treat for Roy.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Dad, Roy keeps a diary now. You'd better check it first.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I will. Yeah, good man, Frank.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12All right, talk to ye later. Bye. Ho-ho-ho!
0:21:19 > 0:21:25Look at this. Look. Look. This is taking over his whole life.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I mean, he's only a kid. Saturdays are supposed to be for fun.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31No, no, no, I'm going to put a stop to this right now.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Dad.- What? - I've got something to tell you.- What?
0:21:34 > 0:21:38'It's been a long, hard day for Roy. But there's one last show to go.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42'The Lord Major Of Ballyfermot's house, no less.'
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Five down and one to go.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Now, if you bring the gear in, Boy, I'll sort out the paperwork.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Chop-chop, Boy. We're on in a minute.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Chop-chop, Boy.- I'm coming.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't HE tell me?
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- He was scared. - Scared? What, of me? I'm not scary.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Did you see yourself that day? You were like a bear with a headache.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18PHONE RINGS
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Well, he shouldn't have to give up his Saturdays to go and work for me.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23That's crazy. I'm going to get him.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- What's my taxi number again? - Dad.- Huh?- It's the police.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Hello.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I can't hear you.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- ALL:- Nicky nacky nocky noo.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Nicky nacky nocky noo!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50HARD THUD
0:22:50 > 0:22:52AUDIENCE GROWN
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Nicky nacky nocky noo!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56HARDER THUD
0:22:56 > 0:22:59What's going on, Boy? Where are the birds?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04I think we've done it so many times I'm getting used to it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07HE BLOWS
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Talk among yourselves.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Come on, Boy, last chance. We can't let the boys and girls down.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I'm sorry, I'm just feeling a bit tired.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Maybe your blood sugar's low.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Drink that.- What is it?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Energy drink. Go on, Boy. Down the hatch.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Whoa!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45OK, Boy, that's enough.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I can't stop.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Aaah!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55ROY BELCHES
0:23:59 > 0:24:02SCREAMING
0:24:21 > 0:24:23THEY SCREAM
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Never work with animals, children
0:24:31 > 0:24:33or cartoons.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Thank you. I take cash only.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Come again?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Marquee damage.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Lawn re-turfing.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Dry cleaning.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- ROY BELCHES - Pardon.
0:24:54 > 0:25:00Hear that, Boy? That's coming out of your takings next week.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Here, his name is Roy.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Dad!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06And there won't be any next week.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Come on, son. We're going home. And, here, that's yours, I believe.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Come on.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Oh, and my officers will be contacting you, by the way.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- What?- From Health & Safety.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24Ah, look, we had five parties today, and this is the first...
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Five? In one day? Oh, then I guess I'd better get on to my solicitor
0:25:29 > 0:25:32about child employment regulations.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I just wish you'd told me, ya know.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Sorry, Dad.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Never, ever feel you can't come to me or your ma
0:25:41 > 0:25:43when something's wrong.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- The sooner you talk about it, the sooner it gets sorted out. OK?- OK.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I mean, if I'd known you were giving up all your Saturdays...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I wanted to try and get some money for you.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Becky said it'd take ages for you to get another car.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I know, well...
0:25:58 > 0:26:02We'll just have to make do with the bus in the meantime, won't we?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Wait! The car! You got it back!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Yeah, yeah, got a call from the police.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12They found it at some second-hand dealership in Havenbrook.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Gang of carjackers doing the rounds, they bring them in,
0:26:15 > 0:26:20- they re-spray, they change the plates and...- And I fell for it.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Yeah, well, at least we got our Saturdays back, huh, son?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Let's keep this between ourselves, huh?
0:26:38 > 0:26:43By the way... how much did you make in the end?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Well, er...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47You got nothing?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50See, I think I trust people too easily.
0:26:50 > 0:26:55No, no, no, Roy, better that than not trusting them at all.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Now, if the world did that, we might as well shut up shop, huh?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03You see, the human race, well,
0:27:03 > 0:27:06they're generally a decent bunch of people, you know.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08You shouldn't be put off now
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- by one or two people who take advantage, huh?- Yeah.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You know my old saying, son.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20BOTH: What goes around, comes around.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Good lad.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36It was here. I parked it here!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39HE WAILS
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