0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Roy!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24THEY SCREAM
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37CROWD: ROY!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'Things have changed a lot for the O'Brien family
0:00:43 > 0:00:44'since we last saw them.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46'A job promotion for Maura
0:00:46 > 0:00:50'has meant they're moving to another part of town.'
0:00:50 > 0:00:51HORN HONKS
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Here we are now. Safe and sound. - Hello! We got a bit lost!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hang on, we didn't get lost, the sat-nav was wrong. You all right?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- I'm looking forward to a fresh start with our new neighbours.- Hi!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Our last neighbour stopped talking to us
0:01:09 > 0:01:11after Dad fell through the bathroom ceiling.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13ROY LAUGHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:16He was trying to get my kite off the roof.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19It was just bad enough Mrs Murphy was in the bath at the time.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah, but that's all in the past now.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I'm sure we won't have any problem with our new neighbours.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Well, they won't be complaining about the noise any more, anyway!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31That's not our house! We're next door!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Back in the car! In the car!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Drive!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Roy!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Roy! Where is he?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Where's Roy?- Do you know where my schoolbag is?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02In a box with your name on it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Roy!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Perfect(!)
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Mum, Dad's putting everything in the wrong boxes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Tell me about it, love. Look at this!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ah, yeah, this'll be the kitchen.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18GIRL SCREAMS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Roy!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Roy! Roy!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Stop that. Come on, we're going to be late for school. Come on, move.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Coming, Dad.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE GULPS
0:02:30 > 0:02:34'The move has also meant a change of school for Roy.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38'This is his first day at Sandyford Progressive Learning.'
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Everything OK, son?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I've been thinking, do I really need to go to a new school?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We've been through this, son.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah, but I've already written the name of me old school
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- in me pencil case and...- Oh.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Haven't seen the old butterflies in a long time.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Sorry, Dad, I'm just a little nervous.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Well, there's no need to be.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Just relax and be yourself, son. People love that.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Now, I know what I'm talking about.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05My job is all about making a good first impression.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Like the good first impression you made on the neighbours.- Yeah.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Is that the time? I better head off.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Listen, just go in there and knock them dead, all right?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You'll be grand, son.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25It's moments like this when I miss me friends the most.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29But now they live so far away I hardly ever get to see them.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31But who knows?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Maybe I'll make some new friends.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35There's only one way to find out.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Besides, it's not all bad news.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41There's one or two people from me last school that I won't be missing,
0:03:41 > 0:03:42like me old teacher.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Mr Hammond.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Sorry to be rushing the school tour but we don't want our vice principal
0:03:49 > 0:03:52to get lost on the first day now, do we?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- No, Miss Jervis.- And how about you start calling me Jane?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Of course.
0:03:57 > 0:04:03Miss Jervis, am I to understand these meditation and life classes
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- are for the students?- Naturally.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09We at Sandyford Progressive Learning believe that the sooner the children
0:04:09 > 0:04:12find their own inner authority and natural creativity,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15the sooner they find themselves.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17HE SCOFFS
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Good grief - you're serious.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Let's show you the canteen.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Now, Mr Hammond, I'll like to introduce you to Carol Malloy.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Carol Malloy, Mr Hammond.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Hello, Mr Hammond. - Pleased to meet you, Mrs Malloy.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33If there's one thing I know about starting at a new school it's that
0:04:33 > 0:04:36you should always get on the right side of the dinner lady.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Oh, erm...after spending four... - Five!- ..five years in Paris,
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Carol prefers the title... - School chef.- ..to dinner lady.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Of course. Well, what's on the menu today, Mademoiselle Chef?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Well, today we have vegetarian patties with sides of fruit,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58veg and cereals.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Is there any gravy or chips?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06If you don't mind, I have some real food to prepare in the kitchen.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Thank you, Carol.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11We don't mention the C or G word in front of Carol, there.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I see you've met our care assistant Marion McGrath.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24She's the one who really keeps this place going.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You don't want to make an enemy of her, though.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm just joking!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Oh...I'll bear that in mind.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Let's get you to that gym.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44History, geography...yoga?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Oh, here we go, science with Mr Lucy.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49OK.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Make a good first impression.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Just be normal.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57I said be normal!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00OK.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well...
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Uh...you must be Roy.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I'm Mr Lucy. Class, this is our new pupil, Roy.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Hi.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26If anyone has any questions for Roy,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28you can save them for your lunch break.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Is he a cartoon?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Remember what I said about the questions?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Stick 'em.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41It's OK, Mr Lucy. And, yeah, I'm a cartoon.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43But don't worry. I might look a little different
0:06:43 > 0:06:45but I'm just like all of you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47SIZZLE!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Aaaargh!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51HE SCREAMS
0:07:04 > 0:07:05HISSING
0:07:09 > 0:07:12The good news is things can only get better.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Phew!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So much for a good first impression.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What a disaster.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm going to hide behind this book for the rest of me life.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31OK, this week, we'll all be making documentaries on our camera phones.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33They can be no longer than two minutes
0:07:33 > 0:07:37and the theme is A Day In The Life Of...
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Yeah! So, Miss, does that mean we can use our phones in school?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Only if you're working on the film.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48And the makers of our favourite documentary get an afternoon off
0:07:48 > 0:07:49to watch a film of their choice.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51CHEERING
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Can you believe this place?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59There was only one camera in me old school, and that was security camera
0:07:59 > 0:08:01watching the desserts in the canteen.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07So, like, when you go to sleep at night do cartoon Zs
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- come out of your mouth?- Oh, oh, and are all your friends like...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13ELMER FUDD VOICE: ..cartoon wabbits and dawgs?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15They're just real pigs, like yours.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19She's talking about yous two.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I'm Tara. This is Abby, Shaun and Niall.- Hi, Roy.- Hey.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- You really are a cartoon.- Abby!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31That's OK. Thanks for helping me out. I owe you one.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Funny you should say that. - We have a little favour to ask.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38We want you to be in our film - A Day In The Life Of A Cartoon Boy.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Me? Really? I can't believe you picked me.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- How many other cartoons do we know? - Oh, yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47OK, so what's our angle?
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Do you solve crimes or do you have a cartoon arch enemy or something?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- For goodness' sake. - It's called research.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57No, I don't have anything like that.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm just a regular boy. Except, you know, a cartoon.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02And I'd like this film to show that.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05No cartoony stuff, just everyday, ordinary life.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I think that's a brilliant idea.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I guess I could work with that.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Thanks, guys.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15GIGGLING
0:09:19 > 0:09:20In a hurry, are we, boys?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well, obviously.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Do you mind?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Do you know who I am?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Jervis' dad?- What?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32No! I am the new vice principal.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard something about that.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Derek, right? Yeah, well, Derek, we got to run so we'll see you around.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Let's get him!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Who says you don't get a second chance to make a first impression?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Sure, I had a bit of a rocky start.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10This movie will prove to everyone that I'm just like them.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Now they'll see I'm normal -
0:10:12 > 0:10:14normal, normal, normal, normal.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16HE CHUCKLES
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Em...can we do this bit again?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'And so, filming begins with breakfast at the O'Briens'.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:34So, what's the plan?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Plan? You can't plan the truth.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm not making a phoney documentary
0:10:39 > 0:10:42just to please some Hollywood fat cat and Miss Jervis.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- So...?- So there's no plan.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I want to capture every moment of Roy's day.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now get in there! Ready?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Action.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55SHOWER RUNS
0:10:55 > 0:10:58ALL: ARRRGGGHHH!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03OK. We need a plan.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09As you can see, a typical family breakfast in the morning.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Nothing strange here.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yes, Roy - very typical.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Now, can you stop talking into the camera and act natural?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Act natural - got it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Nothing more natural than a kid having beans in the morning.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Ah, you can't have beans, love - they give you wind, remember.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Ma, not in front of the camera!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27I'm just saying.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Eh, Niall?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I wouldn't bend down there if I was you, son.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37He's going to blow!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I've been around,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41and I've seen a lot of stuff in my time.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What do you see?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Stuff - you know, life stuff.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Anyway...- When was this?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51You do know I have a life outside of you guys?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Anyway, my point is, I've never seen anything like this...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56ROY BELCHES AND BREAKS WIND
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Light a match there, Maura. - Sorry, Niall.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Good one, Roy.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Like when you were in the Scouts?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Let it go, Shaun.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Where were you this morning? - You know I don't do mornings.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- How's the film going? - It's...interesting.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Why is Lucy always staring at Miss Jervis?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Never mind that! You're supposed to be filming Roy.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37If it isn't the new boy!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I made something special just for you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41ROY GULPS
0:12:41 > 0:12:42GIRLS GIGGLE
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh, no, no, no - I'll just get what everyone else is getting.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Nothing special about me.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Fine.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Oh, no...
0:12:58 > 0:12:59BOING!
0:12:59 > 0:13:00LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Grrr!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Come on - this is great stuff!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18WHIZZ! CRASH!
0:13:21 > 0:13:22What...?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Couldn't be...
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Stop!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27What's up, Derek?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Wha...?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29All right, Derek?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41This isn't over, O'Brien!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43And cut!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Get them cameras out of my face!
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Scene seven, take five.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Our film is called
0:13:57 > 0:13:59A Day In The Life Of A Misunderstood Hero.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's a film about how bullying is a good thing.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- No, it's not.- Are you sure?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Yeah!
0:14:06 > 0:14:10It's about a boy who everybody thinks is a bully,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12but he's actually not.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14All you have to do is take a closer look
0:14:14 > 0:14:16and you realise he's a hero.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So you're saying you're not a bully?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Hm - yeah. I am. Why?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Do you have a problem with that?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24No...!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31'The evening is upon us
0:14:31 > 0:14:33'and filming has almost come to an end.'
0:14:37 > 0:14:39The lads just want to get one last shot of me
0:14:39 > 0:14:41falling asleep at the end of the day.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Doesn't sound like much of an ending to me,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46but all in all, I think the film went well.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49ROY YAWNS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Now everyone will see
0:14:50 > 0:14:53that I'm really just the same as they are.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:59 > 0:15:01YELLING AND SCREAMING
0:15:05 > 0:15:06What's that?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I think he's dreaming.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'll drop you guys home when you're done.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Thanks, Mr O'Brien. - No problem at all.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22As long as you show me the way - I've a brutal sense of direction.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Aren't you a taxi driver?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Yeah. Yes, I am.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33YELLING AND GUNSHOTS CONTINUE
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- I think we should go. - Wait - I want to see the end.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43BOING!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45BOTH: ARRRGGGHHH!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51What's going on?
0:15:52 > 0:15:57Ah, that's nothing. He's dreaming about cowboys again.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59It's the dinosaurs that you have to watch out for -
0:15:59 > 0:16:00I tell you, when that happens,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02you don't get a wink of sleep those nights.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Oh!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05KIDS GASP
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh! Oh...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Oh, it's not supposed to end like this.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Ah...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Maura...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm only joking. It's a cartoon arrow.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Right. Let's get you kids home, shall we?
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- Yeah.- You all right?- Yeah.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You look a bit pale, are you all right?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Off you go.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29'It's lunchtime the following day
0:16:29 > 0:16:32'and Tara has spent all morning cutting the film together
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'to get it ready for Miss Jervis's class.'
0:16:35 > 0:16:36VIDEO PLAYS
0:16:36 > 0:16:39THEY LAUGH
0:16:41 > 0:16:43So, what do you think?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Good.- Good? It's a masterpiece! - Hilarious.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Maybe for you, but it's me they'll all be laughing at.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- What's the matter? - What do you think?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53The stretchy bit and the weird noises
0:16:53 > 0:16:56and the googly thing and...everything!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Just when I thought I was blending in.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Isn't being different a good thing? - Yeah...who wants to blend in?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Me!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Ah, come on, guys - isn't there anything you can do?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Maybe you can cut some bits out.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah, and make it less cartoony and more...normal.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17- That was the less cartoony version. - Yeah. You should see the outtakes.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22THUNDER RUMBLES
0:17:22 > 0:17:23I'll see you in class.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Roy...
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Look at this!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50There's no way I'm going back to class -
0:17:50 > 0:17:52sitting there while everyone's laughing at me.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53No chance!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55SLURPING
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Mm...
0:17:58 > 0:18:00What's that noise?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14BOTH: ARRRGGGHHH!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17What are you doing here?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Me?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm the new vice-principal.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23What are YOU doing here?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25This is my new school.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27O'Brien?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Ending up here...with me!
0:18:32 > 0:18:33I know why I'm hiding.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Any minute now, my whole class are going to sit down
0:18:36 > 0:18:38and watch a film about what I weirdo I am.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42But what are you doing in here?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Apart from eating chips and gravy, I mean.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46MR HAMMOND SIGHS
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I suppose...I'm hiding too, Roy.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56This school doesn't make any sense to me.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Do you know what the pupils call me?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02"Derek."
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I mean, where's the fear? Where's the respect?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I don't know - maybe my teaching days are over.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Don't say that - if it makes you feel any better,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14bumping into you was one of the scariest things
0:19:14 > 0:19:15that happened to me in years.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Really?- Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm pretty sure once the kids get to know you,
0:19:20 > 0:19:21they'll be scared of you too.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24In time, they might even learn to hate you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Thank you, O'Brien.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31You know, deep down - very deep down -
0:19:31 > 0:19:33you're not the worst boy in the world.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40But nobody will know any of this if we stay hidden in the supply room.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45So I think we should go out there and show them who we really are.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47What do you say, O'Brien?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Let's do this.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52See you around, sir.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54So you will, O'Brien -
0:19:54 > 0:19:58in the Reflection Room at 4 o'clock, for a start.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59What?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Detention, O'Brien. Detention.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Unbelievable.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Sorry, Miss. I got lost. - Don't worry, we're not finished yet.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Next up, we've a film entitled A Day In The Life Of A Misunderstood Hero.
0:20:27 > 0:20:33Look at this face. What do you see? A hero or a bully?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35ALL: A bully.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38But now, let's take a closer look.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Who is it that toughens you up for life outside school?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Deco!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48D-D-D-Deco.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Deco!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00D-D-D-Deco.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09And who is it that keeps your diet nice and healthy?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Deco!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13D-D-D-Deco.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Deco!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20D-D-D-Deco.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24And who is it that makes sure you get lots of exercise?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Deco!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28D-D-D-Deco.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Deco!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40TEACHER CLEARS THROAT
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Nice work, Declan, that's certainly given us a lot to think about.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Is she serious? He's just a bully.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Miss! He's eating my crisps.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54You can thank him later, we're running late. Tara, you had a film.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02GULP!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Sorry, Miss. I must have forgotten it.- Oh, that is a pity.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Thanks, guys.- What are friends for? - My masterpiece!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Hang on there, Miss.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- I found a DVD!- Oh, great!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I saw you slip it into your bag.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I did! That's not our film.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- That's the outtakes.- Oh, no!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37LAUGHTER
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Like all boys, I'd rather spend my evenings watching the football.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47But you don't always get what you want
0:22:47 > 0:22:49with a teenage girl in the house.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Knowing her, she'll want to watch some romantic mush tonight.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55HE WAILS
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Why can't they just learn to love each other again?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I can't believe I missed the match for this.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03KIDS LAUGH
0:23:03 > 0:23:08- 'Ma! Becky's not passing me the marmalade!- Get it yourself!'
0:23:10 > 0:23:13HE SCREAMS IN PAIN
0:23:18 > 0:23:19KIDS ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Now they're just being rude.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25They could even try not to laugh at me.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- They're not laughing AT you, Roy, they're laughing WITH you.- Yeah.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I think they really like our film.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32CHEERING
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Roy? I hate to wake him when he's sleeping.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42He looks so cute when he's dreaming.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49EXPLOSION
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Oh, wow, I was having the best dream!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55What happened to you?
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- I think we have a favourite. - What? I don't understand.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Maybe you should try and be yourself more often.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09That's a bit corny, Tara. Even for you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12But since we don't play favourites here at SPL,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I'm going to let the whole class go to the screening.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18CHEERING
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- But, but Tara's team still gets to choose the film.- Yes!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Amazing. It's the only word to describe him, isn't it?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Is it true that you taught Roy in your previous school?- Taught?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Well, I guess you could put it that way.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- So many questions are springing to mind.- Go ahead.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45- I'm something of an expert in unruly cartoon boys.- Well, um...
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Does he sleep the same way we do? How does his digestive system work?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54If I was to drop an anvil on his head,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57would he get a serious concussion, or...?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Yes, well, perhaps you should submit these things in writing, Mr Lucey.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Believe me, as a scientist, I would love nothing more than the chance
0:25:04 > 0:25:09to conduct a year-long study of his unique cartoon abilities.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12But as a teacher here at Sandyford Progressive Learning,
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I am well aware of our responsibilities
0:25:15 > 0:25:16towards the students.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- Tea?- Oh, thank you.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Miss Jervis believes that we need to nurture
0:25:21 > 0:25:26and celebrate the individual. I have always admired her for that.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- How splendid. - But more importantly,
0:25:28 > 0:25:32she believes that we must treat all the children equally.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37I suppose Roy has had a lifetime of people pointing and staring at him.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Yes, and laughing too. There was a lot of that back in Ballyfurnas.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Well, he needn't worry about that here.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46We'll have him welcomed into our little school family in no time.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Lucky Roy! - It's the least he deserves.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52We all think he is a marvellous, marvellous child.
0:25:52 > 0:25:58Yes, and not in the least bit infuriating or exhausting.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Miss Jervis has a saying. - I bet she does.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06There's no such thing as a bad student. Only bad teachers.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Marvellous.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I've always thought so.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Well, I'd better get started on this list of questions about Roy.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- You do that, Mr Lucey. - I will, take care.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- We can't believe we won!- So what kind of film do you want to see?
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- I'm kind of in the mood for a cartoon film.- Me too.- Roy?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Sounds good to me.- Oh, what a pity.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32O'Brien has a previous engagement with me in the Reflection Room.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Ah, come on, sir!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- However, as it's your first week, I'm willing to let go.- Yes!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Until Monday. - THEY GROAN
0:26:40 > 0:26:43When you shall all be joining him for making noise in the corridor
0:26:43 > 0:26:46and I wouldn't be making any plans for Tuesday either.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Ah, come on, Derek!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51What did I just say about making noise in the corridor?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Much better.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59And the name is Hammond. Mr Hammond.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07HE SNORTS
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Can you do that?- Yep.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- And that?- Yep.- Oh, wow!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23You know, I think I might just get to like it here.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oh! And can you do that?
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Well, obviously I need a piano and a lot of fizzy drinks, but yep!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Huh?
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Huh?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Who wouldn't want to come home to something like that?