0:00:04 > 0:00:07'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Roy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Roy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Roy!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'It's a big week for the students at Sandyford Progressive Learning,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46'as it's being twinned with a school in Japan
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'and receiving a very special visitor.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Roy, your breakfast is on the table! You're going to be late for school!
0:00:52 > 0:00:53FLY BUZZES
0:00:57 > 0:00:59ROY BURPS
0:00:59 > 0:01:00And a very good morning to you too, son.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ugh, disgusting!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Good morning, everyone, or "ohayou" as they say in Japanese!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Oh, very good, Roy. So you're enjoying Japan week then?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15It's deadly! Lots of things come from Japan.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Karate, judo, sumo wrestling, ninjas...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I'm sensing a theme here.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Didn't someone leave a martial arts comic in back of your taxi before?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, yeah! Yeah, I dropped this polite young man to some, erm...
0:01:30 > 0:01:31FLY BUZZING
0:01:31 > 0:01:35..some nerd conventions. Star Wars...or Trek?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Or something, I can't remember.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Ah, it's probably up in the lost and found box,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40mind you, I can't find that since we moved.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44You mean you've lost the lost and found box? Nice one, Da.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Check this out! I saw this in a movie.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Roy!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Ah, Roy! I'm after washing Becky's uniform.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Erm, I'm going to be late for school. Sorry. Bye.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Whoo-hoo! Go Tara!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Whoa!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Right, O'Brien.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ah, excellent, Roy!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23You displayed the properties of a hurricane perfectly.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Can anyone tell me what a hurricane is called in Japan?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31A typhoon, sir.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Correct! Yeah...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Shouldn't you be getting them inside, Mr Lucey?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Classes are about to begin. SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Yeah, OK.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Try and be a bit earlier in future, Roy?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Yes, sir. Thanks, sir.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51'Mr Lucey is teaching the kids some of
0:02:51 > 0:02:53'the more traditional Japanese activities.'
0:02:54 > 0:02:57There's much more to martial arts than just fighting.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yeah, finally we're learning something useful.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I mean, maths and English are important,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06but are we ever going to use them after school?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08That is a good point.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Sir, my fingers are too big and I only have four.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Be patient, Roy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18The paper already knows what shape it wants to be.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Your job is to let that happen.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Oh! I think my paper wants to be a snowball. Ta-dah!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36'Ms Jervis has some disappointing news for Mr Lucey.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39'He won't be leading the welcome for the Japanese principal.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41'Mr Hammond will.'
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Look, between me and you,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Derek was extremely keen to do the meet and greet duties.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I'm not exactly sure why, but...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh... It's just that I've spent the last few weeks brushing up on
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Japanese etiquette and...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I know, but that's why I need you, to make sure things run smoothly.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Can I count on you, Paul?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Of course you can, Jane.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Thanks for being so understanding.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, I made you a...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You can always count on me, Jane.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Jane, Jane, Jane...
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Argh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Ah, yes, the ancient Japanese art of bonsai.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40It's taken me years of patience and practice to perfect.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yours truly has been given the most important task of
0:04:47 > 0:04:50coordinating Mr Tanaka's visit.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Miss Jervis practically begged me to do it!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Between you and me,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I think she probably feels quite out of her depth.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01But of course, I'm always ready to assist.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08In fact, I relate strongly to the Japanese sense of...
0:05:08 > 0:05:13modesty, integrity, self-sacrifice and honesty.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17HE CHUCKLES AND SNORTS
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I call this move The Flying Dragon. Check it out!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26FAGAN SHOUTS: Sketch! It's Hammo!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Argh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30LAUGHTER
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ah, Roy!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You should have learned from this week
0:05:37 > 0:05:41that a knowledge of martial arts is not to be taken lightly.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sorry, Sir.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47And tidiness is important in Japan too.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Neatness and order are very highly valued.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Sir, is there anything we do that Japanese people would think was rude?
0:05:57 > 0:06:02That's a very good question Lau... Sophie.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07It's considered very rude to blow your nose in public
0:06:07 > 0:06:10and they take their shoes off when entering a Japanese home,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13and also they don't eat and walk.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yes, Sean?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Did you see any ninjas when you were in Japan?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, Sean, I didn't.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25But that doesn't mean they weren't there.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29You see, ninjas are masters of not being seen.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Eh, what's going on?!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You frightened the life out of me!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Can you believe that look, my going out suit still fits?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Actually, no, I can't! - Remember this one?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- How could I forget. - Come here.- Stop, Bill...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Those were the days. #
0:06:53 > 0:06:54CLATTERING
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Oh, sorry love! - Oh, actually...
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- It's the box you were looking for. - Very good! Well done.
0:07:00 > 0:07:06Violin, plastic chicken, false teeth, keys, boat anchor...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah, well, it's not mine.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Ah, here it is! Martial arts comic..
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Brilliant. Well done, love.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16And, Bill, your tea's ready.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- And get this place tidied up, and, Bill...- Yeah.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Be careful, yeah!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- ELVIS IMPRESSION:- I'll be right in baby, thank you very much.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26SHE CHUCKLES
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Oh! - CLATTERING
0:07:29 > 0:07:32It's all right! It's all right! Nothing's broken!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Glad to hear it, Bill.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Roy! No biscuits.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42I'm starving!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Say it, don't spray it, Roy!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46What did I say, Roy!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Sorry... Nice suit, Da. - Thanks, son.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's nice to know that someone in this house still has a bit of taste.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Is that make-up?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56You're one to talk, aren't you!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ah, deadly! Thanks, Da!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Did you lose a bet?- Hilarious!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08I'll have you know that back in the day this was very cool.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Please don't say cool.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Cool. Cool. Cool.- Cool.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oops, sorry, Becky.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Now, that's not cool.- No.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Very funny. - BILL AND MAURA CHUCKLE
0:08:37 > 0:08:39FLY BUZZES
0:08:41 > 0:08:43GONG AND ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Good morning, family.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50What's happened, Roy? Are you all right?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Sit down there, son.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'll have to call Dr Rashid!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Forget about Rashid, just call an ambulance!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03It is not necessary to call anyone. I am feeling fine.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Thank you for your misplaced concern.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ah, today will be a good day!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Wow! Thanks, Roy!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Right, Roy what's going on?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Helping your sister? Being polite?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Having table manners?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36The manga comic taught me about honour and respect.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38A life without honour is meaningless.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41We'll hold off on Rashid for now. We might let this one run its course.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42FLY BUZZES
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Wow!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Always be aware of your environment.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I must not be late for school.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Ma, you have honoured me with this breakfast.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01GONG SOUNDS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Never a dull moment, huh?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I mean, it was a bit preachy but other than that...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18FLY BUZZES AWAY
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Good morning.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Is everything all right? - Never been better, sir.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Excuse me, I don't want to be late for class.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Good morning, Derek. Oh, I didn't realise you had green fingers.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh, sorry, I'll come back.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44No, no need.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I sometimes get a nose bleed after my early morning exercise.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Really?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Yes, I must stop pushing my body to its limits.- Right.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Well, I was just checking in to see if everything is set up
0:10:55 > 0:10:56for Mr Tanaka's visit today.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ah, all under control.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Of course for a man of my considerable experience,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03this is child's play.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well, it's been a fantastic week for the kids.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Their enthusiasm is infectious.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Roy, in particular, it just never ceases to amaze me.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Well, don't hesitate to call if you need any help.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17And, of course, Mr Lucey is a terrific resource.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Yeah, yeah... Won't be necessary.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Anyway, I'll leave you to your... preparations.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27"Roy amazes me."
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Wait a minute! What's O'Brien up to now?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You look deadly, Roy! Can you do some ninja moves?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Sorry, Niall, only as a last resort and to uphold honour.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Boring!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Are you all right, Roy? - I'm great.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59You know, I can't misuse martial arts, especially after yesterday.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It would be dishonourable.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Aw, come on, Roy, I want to see something!
0:12:05 > 0:12:06- Impossible.- Me too!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11All right. I suppose I could do a little something.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20APPLAUSE
0:12:20 > 0:12:22That's brilliant.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Very impressive.- One more, Roy?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29OK, stand back. I need some room.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Argh!
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Argh!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Take this!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Roy! To my office this instant.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03The rest of you, clear up this mess.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Now, listen here, Roy.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Nothing or no-one is going to stop today from running smoothly.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15What is with this new look, boy?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm a big fan of Japanese culture, sir, and...
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Yes, well, just make sure you're not seen by Mr Tanaka,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25or I'll give you extra homework for a month.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Have I made myself clear?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28But, sir, I was looking forward to seeing the...
0:13:28 > 0:13:34No buts! Now, you may go. I have this gift to wrap.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Sir, wait a minute!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42You can't give four of anything as a gift to Japanese people.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It sounds like the word for death "shi"
0:13:44 > 0:13:47and is considered very unlucky!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Quiet, O'Brien! No more backchat.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53But sir! The school's honour is at stake.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Look, it's in this story about Japan.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00Give me that comic. I'm quite sure this isn't on the curriculum.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13As if four glasses with a lucky four-leaf clover
0:14:13 > 0:14:15on each could be unlucky!
0:14:16 > 0:14:21No, O'Brien, you might have to try a little bit harder than that
0:14:21 > 0:14:23to make a fool out of Derek Hammond.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Oh, Mr Tanaka is ten minutes away. - Excellent.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Hang on, that's a very collectible Japanese manga comic!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I know that, Mr Lucey.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, it's funny, I had that issue once.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Yes, it's O'Brien's. Here, why don't you hold on to it for me?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oh, with pleasure!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Yes, I've warned O'Brien to stay out of sight for the visit.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Mr Lucey?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I said "Mr Lucey"?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Sorry.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06All right, just be polite. I'll handle the formalities.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Relax!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10GONG SOUNDS
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Konnichiwa, Mr Tanaka.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31What's Derek doing?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I have no idea.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Konnichiwa is used in the afternoon to say hello, not the morning.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Bowing isn't meant to be a competition!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Do something, Paul. Make it stop!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Welcome to Sandyford Progressive Learning, Mr Tanaka. I'm Mr Lucey.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Allow me to introduce Ms Jervis, SPL's Principal.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54So very pleased to meet you, Mr Tanaka.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Mr Hammond, you've outdone yourself!
0:15:58 > 0:16:04We welcome you to our most humble school, Mr Tanaka.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You honour us with your presence.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Thank you all very much for the warm welcome.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I am the one who is honoured to visit you today.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I hope this is the beginning of a long
0:16:17 > 0:16:20and lasting relationship between our schools.
0:16:20 > 0:16:26No, no, no. We are honoured with your presence Mr Tanaka.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28The honour is mine, Hammond-san.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I must insist it is we who are honoured, with your presence.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35OK.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Take note, Mr Lucey. First impressions are the most important.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50How could Hammo be so stupid.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53He will bring dishonour to our school.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Yeah, but Hammo will end up looking bad and that's good, right?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03No, we need to uphold the school's honour, we must destroy that gift.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Sounds like a quick way to get into serious trouble, Roy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Now is not the time to think about ourselves.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Now, who's with me?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Me.- Me.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Me.- Me.
0:17:24 > 0:17:31Yes, I actually left my position as principal in another school because,
0:17:31 > 0:17:37well, I missed the interaction with the other kids.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40That's very interesting, Hammond-san.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46Yes, my attitude as such is that I'd be ready and willing to consider
0:17:46 > 0:17:50positions in say other schools...
0:17:50 > 0:17:54in dare I say it...
0:17:54 > 0:17:56another country?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Hai. Very good.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Doughnut?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09A doughnut is a tasty snack, Mr Tanaka.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Hai. Donatsu. We have also have them in Japan.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Now, if you follow me, I've laid on some performances showcasing just a
0:18:18 > 0:18:24small portion of what the kids have learned about Japan this past week.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Ah, very good. What have I got to look forward to?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Er...sorry?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Just some cultural events we've thrown together.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37The kids are very excited.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Oh! So-so-sorry, there's somebody at the door?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Hm, I could have sworn I saw someone at the door.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Well, let's not dilly-dally!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58So, Mr Tanaka, what's the weather in Tokyo like this time of year?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Mr Hammond, we don't want to unwittingly offend our guest.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Eating and walking is a bit rude in Japan.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Who? Yes, well... Bad for my figure anyway.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Things are going extremely well, wouldn't you say?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Look, Roy. We checked it out. It's doesn't look good!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32What are you two doing loitering around here? Go find your seats!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36I'm going to have to go now. I'm on stage after the martial arts.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, we have to get ready for our act, Roy, sorry.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I know how I can get close! Listen quick.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51We hope Mr Tanaka enjoys our performances.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Here's Declan and Darren with a display of karate.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57APPLAUSE
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Hey, Fagan, your trousers are ripped!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03What? No, they're not! Get lost.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Yes, they are. - Why? Why did you do that? Argh!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- What happened there?- Stage fright.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22No way! Is that David Beckham, there in the second row?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm not falling for that.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And now, our second challenger.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38That was a dishonourable move, Deco.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Honour's for losers.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Bet you can't throw me?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Argh!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49GONG SOUNDS
0:20:51 > 0:20:52You all right, Roy?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I used too much manga force! Must learn to control.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Is that a cartoon boy?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Yes, Roy is one of our more enthusiastic students.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13He is such an inspiration.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Next, Niall will recite a type of Japanese poem called a haiku,
0:21:22 > 0:21:24which he has written himself.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Thank you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29There's nothing I'd like more than
0:21:29 > 0:21:32the challenge of working in another country, Mr Tanaka.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Salary isn't an issue at all.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37The year's first snowfall.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43A noise by a frozen pond.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47So, roughly what is the basic teaching salary in Japan?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Almost there.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Brand-new trainers soaked.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07GONG SOUND
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Roy just watch us, and try and keep up.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26JAPANESE MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:28 > 0:22:31A three month notice period is all that's required here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Whoa, whoa, can't stop...
0:22:50 > 0:22:54O'Brien, what on earth are you doing? O'Brien! O'Brien!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Tah-dah! All part of the show, Mr Tanaka.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I still have the reflexes of a young man.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Very good.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24Now, the performers should know that their efforts have been noted.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Well, that concludes our show.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I hope our distinguished guest enjoyed it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Now, without much ado, we'll shall present our gift.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Roy, I hope you're not thinking what I think you're thinking?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Sometimes honour comes at a price.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Don't do it, Roy! Hammo will make your life hell!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Stand back, everybody!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06No!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Are you all right, Roy?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I am now.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Wow. Thank you very much for the wonderful display.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I am an otaku! So happy.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Otaku, ta, tak? Wha... What's going on?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Ah, amongst other things. An otaku is a big manga fan.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I am too, Mr Tanaka, and so is Roy here...
0:24:48 > 0:24:49That was amazing!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Ahh, it was nothing really.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Yes, yes. Very good performance.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03We're all otaky...keytu, tuka... Whatever!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Why did you do that, Roy? - The gift was four glasses, sir.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I had to uphold the school's honour.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15You can't give four of anything as a gift to Japanese people.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I read about it in a manga comic.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Of course. That makes perfect sense.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Do you know I once had a copy of this, but I lost it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34I dropped this polite young man to some nerd conventions...
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Of course! It was you!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40What?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44You were the ner... Nice polite man in my da's taxi!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47It was in his lost and found box!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49No way! Brilliant!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Looks like it found you, Mr Lucey. - Thanks, Roy.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Where are we going to find another gift at such short notice?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02The paper knows what it wants to be.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Please accept this humble gift, Mr Tanaka.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I only wish it could be more.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20I am honoured to accept this. It's awesome!
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Especially from a cartoon boy. I am not worthy.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32How cool was that!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Please may I take some photos to show my colleagues
0:26:37 > 0:26:39and students in Japan?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I told O'Brien there would be a price to pay
0:26:44 > 0:26:46for causing trouble today.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Roy acted in the best interests of the school.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Don't you know you shouldn't give a gift of four of anything in Japan?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54What? Four?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57But the set of glasses had lucky four-leaf clover?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Roy has acted in a very brave way.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03I think we can all learn something from today's events?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- But, but, but... - He has clearly saved the day.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13SLURPING
0:27:13 > 0:27:15If anyone doesn't want theirs, I'll have it!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18SLURPING
0:27:18 > 0:27:20I have you now, O'Brien!
0:27:20 > 0:27:24That is no way to eat in front of our guest!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Please, Hammond-san.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29In my country we make this noise if we like the food.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31And this is very good.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34HE SLURPS
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Deadly!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Why not?