0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20But it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Roy!!!!!
0:00:23 > 0:00:24THEY SQUEAL
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roy!!!!!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Roy!!!!!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:40 > 0:00:45It's Friday and after a busy week at Sandyford Progressive Learning,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48final preparations are being made for a very special occasion.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51BELL RINGS
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Hammond Hall. My lifelong dream.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07It'll make all the difference to me, eh, to the school...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Eh, for the children.
0:01:10 > 0:01:16And... today we have an important visitor, eager to give us money!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19And lots of it! For the teacher with the best project!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I was sure to win with this as my centrepiece.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Now look at it.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ruined courtesy of one R...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37..Roy O'Brien.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's not fair, Hammo always blames me for everything.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yeah, he's so mean.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I can't believe he called your Da in for a meeting.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Just tell them it was Deco's fault, your Da will believe ya.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hey, Roy!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53What?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57This is your face. Phhhhhh!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Ha-ha!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02R-rrrr! R-rrrrr!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Phhhhhhhh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09ROY!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Roy!!!!!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oh, sorry, Sir!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I've just about had enough of your cartoon shenanigans.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Come with me, O'Brien.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Sir, is this safe?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Sure, sure. It's fine, O'Brien.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38And you won't mention the raspberry thing to me Da, right?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Yes, yes, just get on with it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Oh! Wooah! Woaaah! WHAAAA!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Roy, are you all right?!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, me hand's stuck!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54For goodness' sake! Stop messing about, O'Brien.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Ahhh! Ah, Sir! It's pulling me hand!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Ahh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ahh! Roy!!!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You've done it this time, O'Brien!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You've gone and broken my projector!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I'm sorry, Mr Hammond. I swear it was an accident!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18THEY SCREAM
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What is that?! OK, I'll be right back!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29SCREAMING
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Sir, why do I look like you and you look like me?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Come on! Work!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, you've broken it!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Now how can we swap back?!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Swap back?- Keep up, O'Brien!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Obviously our bodies have swapped. Look at me!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Look at me! I'm ancient!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I even sound like you! Oh, I'm sorry, sir, it was an accident.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Please don't tell Miss Jervis
0:03:55 > 0:03:58or she might ban me from the presentation!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Ban you? She'll fire me!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03How can I help Mr Lucey, looking like this?
0:04:03 > 0:04:08That's it, O'Brien! Mr Lucey can help us fix this in no time!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- And swap back, right, Sir? - Right!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17He can fix it, we swap back and no-one need be any the wiser.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And Roy, don't tell your friends.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Right. And I won't get in any trouble, Sir?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Hmmm. I promise.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Deal?- Deadly! Deal!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right. We better get this to Mr Lucey!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Roy?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Er, yes, Miss?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Oh, sorry, Derek. Derek?! - Roy!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42No, Roy, I mean. Wait. Sorry, what?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Derek, did you hear that strange sound?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46No, Miss.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Roy, are you finished with Roy?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57I've got a class waiting on a geography quiz.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Quiz? Oh, of course!
0:05:01 > 0:05:07Well, Roy, er, you heard Miss Jervis.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10But, the projector! I thought we were bringing it to...
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Er, scurry along!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16And don't forget, the capital of Madrid is Spain.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- HE RAPS:- MC Square's gonna teach you through rap...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Sir! I'm desperate! I need you to fix the projector!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well, I'm kinda busy.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Aw, Sir, I mean, Mr Lucey. I'll pay you back.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I'll correct homework. I'll wash beakers.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I'll even sign up for one of your charity things!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Anything!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What, you'd join me in the Fun Run tomorrow?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Yeah, sure, I'm begging ya.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48OK, well, eh, sign up, then.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Roy... oh, eh! Hammo... ond.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Mr Hammond.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'll see what I can do.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Aw, Sir, you're a legend!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Legend?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13This is so embarrassing, I've more hair under me nose
0:06:13 > 0:06:15than on the top of me head!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- Mr Hammond! Eh, I'm sorry! - What?- I'm sorry.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31Oh, yes! Eh, no eating in the corridor Mr Fagan!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Eh, eh, give it to me.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Well? Hop to it!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Ah, ah, ah! I said hop, Mr Fagan!
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Go on, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50This is so cool!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Roy!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Roy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Roy!- What? Oh. Yes?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Your country is Fiji.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Wait, what do we have to do?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You have to imagine what it's like living there.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Imagine? How can we grade imagination?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Well, grading isn't everything. - It is in the real world!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Pardon?!- Roy!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27And I believe it would be in the best interest of the class
0:07:27 > 0:07:31if they were given something a little more practical.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- No?- Right!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34CLASS GROAN
0:07:34 > 0:07:39But it's your class. So, Fiji? Fine.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Yes.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44CLASS LAUGH
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- What?!- OK, OK, settle down! Settle down. Roy...
0:07:48 > 0:07:49BELL RINGS
0:07:49 > 0:07:51This is a ghastly nightmare!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Leave your pages, thank you very much!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55'While Mr Hammond struggles to fit in,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59'Roy discovers the confiscation locker in Mr Hammond's office.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01'And a lot more...'
0:08:01 > 0:08:05N, O... O'Brien.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Huh, must be my life story here!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Hmm.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Roy O'Brien.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Huh?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22"Easily distracted,
0:08:22 > 0:08:28"lacks discipline, sloppy worker!"
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Aw, no!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hi! Shouldn't you be teaching your history lesson?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Oh, yes, of course!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Eh, Derek... your forehead.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Oh! Eh, jelly, Miss?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54No. Thank you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Howya, guys? Settle down, class.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Settle down. Hoywa, Niall.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Roy, your face!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Eh, we were talking about, eh...
0:09:21 > 0:09:25..the history of the Battle of Haystacks.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hastings! The Battle of Hastings!
0:09:28 > 0:09:33I know, Mr Hammond! Eh... is my name. Mr Hammond.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Wow! Roy actually knew that!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38HE CLAPS
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Right, Deco, to the back of the class! Now!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44And face the wall.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ah, but Sir, I won't be able to see the board!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That'll teach you to concentrate!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Although, these books are boring, aren't they?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Let's talk about real history.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Let's talk about the history of...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04football.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Tara, who is the greatest footballer, ever?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Eh, Pele?
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Correct! No homework for you today. And the second best footballer ever?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Beckham.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Wrong! Double homework for you, Hendley.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25What? This is ridiculous!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29And who is the greatest goalkeeper ever?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Miss Jervis wouldn't agree to double homework!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Miss Jervis? No, she's not even a goalkeeper.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40100 lines on the board, Deco. "I must not question Hammo."
0:10:40 > 0:10:42"Hammo"?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47But there's no lines in SPL. I'm telling Miss Jervis!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Ah! Chop, chop, O'Leary, these lines won't learn themselves!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54This is all a bit weird.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56This is the best class ever! And it's Hammo!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# MC Square's gonna teach ya through rap
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# If you all wanna learn, put on your teaching cap!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# We're gonna educate ya Feed your mind 'n motivate ya
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# So get up on your feet and let me hear you clap!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10# MC Squares, our goal is easy as pie
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# Teaching music in school, and here's the reason why! #
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Take it, Roy!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Take what?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19You know, show us your dance moves! Come on, you gotta loosen up,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22you gotta feel it in your bones.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23But I can't feel my bones.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Come on, looser, looser! You know, like you did before.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Woaaah. Wooah!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34THEY LAUGH
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Ah, Roy!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39'It's lunch-time.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42'Mr Hammond discovers the schoolyard can be just as difficult
0:11:42 > 0:11:44'as the classroom.'
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Watch out, Roy!- Sorry!
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Hey, Roy, giz a game! Only if you're not too chicken!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- What? - Leave him alone, Deco!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56What's this, the girlfriend?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07One down already! Come on, chicken.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm not really interested in childish games.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Hey!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Come on, Roy, don't let him away with it!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Yeah, of course, yes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I just found next Monday's history quiz!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, Mr Hammond. Got some bad news, I'm afraid.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Oh, what's up? - It's the projector.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33There's a piece completely broken so we'll have to buy a new part.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It will be Monday at the earliest before I can fix it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ya what?! Monday?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41But that means I'll be stuck for the whole weekend as...
0:12:41 > 0:12:42As...?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47As... a bug in a rug.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Stuck as a bug in a rug? OK.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Hammo in my house?!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Til Monday? No way!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ow! That hurt!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02HE GASPS
0:13:02 > 0:13:05What's that?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Blood!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Ahhhhh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Go on, Roy, use your cartoon arms!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20How do I do this?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Mmm...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Wow!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Hurray for me!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Come on! No.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Hard luck, Declan!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03CHILDREN CHANT: Roy! Roy! Roy!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07I mean, who knows, maybe he's not in trouble at all.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08CHANTING
0:14:10 > 0:14:12That's my boy!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Great game, Roy.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18ROY!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Roy!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Clearly I should apologise for wasting your time, Da.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33Eh, Da... Dad... and bringing you in here today.
0:14:33 > 0:14:39Roy is perhaps one of the best, no, certainly the best student
0:14:39 > 0:14:40I've ever teached.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Do you not mean taught?
0:14:45 > 0:14:50Yeah, that too, yeah. You must be very proud of him.
0:14:50 > 0:14:58He's certainly a great student and must be an even greater son to ya.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Well, I mean, he has his moments, you know.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07And talented. You should buy him an electric guitar.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09He's a musical genius.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Wait... my Roy?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yeah. An expensive one.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Yeah, well, I mean, that's all well and good, Derek,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20but have you ever heard him sing?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Hasn't a note in his head.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23He gets that from his mother, by the way.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25He's better than you singing in the shower!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26You what?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31No, no, no, I'm pretty sure that no-one has ever actually
0:15:31 > 0:15:33died from a paper cut.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34What happened in there?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You relax now, son. I'm very proud of ya.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And I'm glad that you have a teacher like Mr Hammond.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41You are?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Derek... Oh, sorry. Here.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Maybe we can go and check out the electric guitars this weekend, huh?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55The weekend?!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01So, how did it go?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03HIGH-PITCHED WHINE
0:16:03 > 0:16:05'Is this the button, what?'
0:16:05 > 0:16:08'Oh, how's it going? Eh, could Tara, Sean, Niall
0:16:08 > 0:16:11'and Abby come to Hammo's office?'
0:16:11 > 0:16:15'I mean, Hammond's, cos that's who I am, Mr Hammond.'
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Oh, OK, but come back as soon as you can, OK?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No wonder Hammo thinks you broke his model.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33You're such a cartoon... klutz.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You did it?
0:16:35 > 0:16:41Oh, my! You know I did, ya dope! Hammo never believes you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hmmm.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- I'm not Mr Hammond. I'm Roy! - I'm scared.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53So you're saying a projector did this?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Yeah! Ah, come on, lads!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Did you notice how strange I've been acting all day?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Or I mean, how Roy has?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Roy HAS been acting strange all day.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05See, guys! It's me!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08How can we be so sure this isn't some kind of trick?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Em, ask me anything!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14What school did Roy go to before SPL?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Ask me something Hammo wouldn't know! Wait! I've an idea.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:45 > 0:17:47So now do you believe me?!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49OK, OK, we believe you, just turn it off!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I never want to see Hammo do that again.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55But it's impossible!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I figured something was strange when he named Roy
0:17:58 > 0:18:00in his top ten footballers of all time.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Oh, yeah. Roy? It is you!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yes!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Oh, great!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09That means we've been talking to Hammo all day!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11What did we tell him?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Oh, no!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Eh, Roy, are you feeling OK?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20No, Sir. I'm not feeling so good.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I think I should go to the nurse's office.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, whoa! Eh, yeah, maybe you should.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Why not?- Because I can't fit in an overhead projector!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Aha! I caught you!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47And you told them?! Roy, you made a promise!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48It was an emergency, Mr Hammond.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51No excuses, Roy. My office!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53But this is your office!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Mr Lucey can't fix the projector until Monday!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58So we're going to be stuck like this for the whole weekend.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Monday? Stuck? But the presentation!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hammond Hall is doomed!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I'm doomed! We'll have to tell Miss Jervis.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11And I'll be fired for endangering a student!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13No, Mr Hammond, you won't be fired.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I will! And who'd miss me anyway? None of the children like me.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- That's not true!- Really?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Really. You were really funny on the basketball court.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25If you were like that as Hammo,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28you'd be the most popular teacher in school!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30You really mean that?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32We can help. We can still do the presentations.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38The joy of books without the distraction of, of, of...
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Computers.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Computers! And, eh....
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Go for it, Mr Hammond.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53OK, if I put that there and then I...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Uhhhhh!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Who's the cartoon klutz now? Ha!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00See?!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Come on, it's starting!- What?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Mr Hammond, I hope it's not too late,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11but I managed to fix the projector after all.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Ah, Sir, you fixed it? That's just deadly!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Bye!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Deadly?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33OK, guys, settle down. You, up.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Now. Oh!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Hello! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- OK!- Do take care of my coat. It's worth more than your car.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52Right, well, these are the kids. What? Oh, kids standing up!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Up on your feet! Great, come this way.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Come on, Mr Hammond, one more push!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Come on, Mr Hammond!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05No, no, it's no use! This isn't going to work.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06We've tried everything!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's gone three.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I just guess we're going to have to try again later.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12It's show time.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Hmm...good luck.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15You too.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oooh!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And now for the penultimate presentation, The MC Squares!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I think you'll find it goes a little something like this...
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- HIP-HOP MUSIC STARTS - Oooh!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- HE RAPS:- # MC Squares Gonna teach with a rap
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# If y'all wanna learn Put on your thinking cap
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# We're gonna educate ya Feed your mind 'n' motivate ya
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# So get on your feet and let me hear you clap
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# MC Squares Our goal is easy as pie...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00What's happened to his arms?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04OK, Roy...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05You can do this.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh...
0:22:11 > 0:22:12HE GASPS
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Oh, no!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17# ..to brighten up our day we need a bit of funding
0:22:17 > 0:22:18# So whaddaya say? Hey! #
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I'm not dancing!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Break it down!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Word.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32MUSIC STOPS, SILENCE
0:22:32 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Roy, you're on.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47What? Aw...
0:22:49 > 0:22:54And now for our final presentation team...Mr Hammond.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57APPLAUSE AND GIGGLING
0:22:59 > 0:23:02GIGGLING CONTINUES
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Hammond...Hall!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Hammond...Hall!
0:23:16 > 0:23:21The joy of books without the distraction of...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24confusers and teleshisons.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Sorry - computers and televisions.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29HE SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER
0:23:29 > 0:23:31HE GROANS ANGRILY
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Wow, it's hot in here.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oof!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Bald people sweat a lot, don't they?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42GIGGLING
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Anyway...about the libraries...
0:23:46 > 0:23:47LAUGHTER
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Is this meant to be a joke?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Maybe we'll just leave it there.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55No, please, please! I'm sorry.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I know I always make a mess,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02but actually, I think Hammond Hall is a brilliant idea.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Miss Jervis, it's all my fault.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08It's because of the projector.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11What's he doing?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You see...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I caused an accident this morning,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18and...so I should take responsibility.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20What are you trying to say, Derek?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Nooo! I'm not Derek, I'm...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26ROYYYYY!!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Argh!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Argh!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42CLATTERING AND CRASHING
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Roy!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Oh, my head!
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Oh, I'm me!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50ROY CHUCKLES
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- It worked, Roy. We've swapped! - Wait, Roy - what was this all about?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Well...
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I guess I've ruined things again. I'm sorry.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02No, Roy, you haven't ruined anything.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04But...I ruined your presentation.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It doesn't matter. It's not important.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09If anyone should be sorry, it's me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14Not just for today, but because, well, I guess being a cartoon boy
0:25:14 > 0:25:18takes a lot more discipline than I could ever have imagined.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Well, it's not so easy being a teacher either.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I mean, you have to do everything yourself.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26That's why Hammond Hall should win.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29No, Roy - the best team should win...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32and that team is MC Squares.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36But, all the work you did...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Oh bravo, bravo!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Oh, that was wonderful entertainment!
0:25:43 > 0:25:49And, everybody, I have made my decision of whom to fund.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Never before have I seen such mutual understanding
0:25:54 > 0:25:57between a student and a teacher.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Sandyford Progressive Learning should be very, very proud.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05And that is why I have decided to fund...
0:26:06 > 0:26:09..none of the projects presented here today.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- None of them.- None?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Indeed, other schools deserve more funding,
0:26:14 > 0:26:19to try and catch up with SPL's high standard of excellence!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21SHE LAUGHS
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- LAUGHING:- This...was so such fun!
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Thank you!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Goodbye. Out of my way. You, get me my coat. Goodbye!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Ah!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Well, I guess everyone performed so fantastically
0:26:43 > 0:26:45that we're all winners, right?
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Yes?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Aw, come on - let's pat ourselves on the back for a job well done.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Yeah. Whooo!- Deco, my office, first thing Monday morning.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55For what?!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58"Maybe Hammo does believe Roy!"
0:26:59 > 0:27:02So, Roy, does this mean you and Hammo are best pals from now on?
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Well, Roy, not a bad end to an interesting day?
0:27:08 > 0:27:09No, Derek.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Er, let's just stick to Mr Hammond, shall we?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Right, well done, everyone. You too, Roy.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17You more than made up for this morning's geography quiz.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Huh?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You came bottom of the class.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Yes, well, er, geography isn't exactly my strong point, Roy.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Ah, what?!
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Well, see you tomorrow morning, 9am sharp.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32I'm glad you signed up.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35And to think I was nervous about the Fun Run!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Fun Run? Sign up?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Oh, no! No!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Bottom of the class?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Hammo did that on purpose!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Aw, Hammo!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Roy!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59HIPHOP MUSIC PLAYS