0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Roy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40He-he!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Another beautiful morning
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'and all is quiet and calm in the O'Brien household.'
0:00:45 > 0:00:47BECKY SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES
0:00:47 > 0:00:49'Well, it was nice while it lasted.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:52It's Becky, practising for an audition this weekend.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55For what? Part of a murder victim in a play?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No, for a band.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00She has a crush on the guitarist, that Martin boy.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01DOG HOWLS
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I know how he feels.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ma, can I borrow your fake tan at the weekend?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- And will you help me dye my hair blonde?- No way.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Ah, come on. Look at me, I'm like a milk bottle with a crow for hair.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Forget it, Becky. If Martin doesn't like you the way you are, then...
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- You've been reading my diary again! - No. No, I haven't.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I heard you talking in your sleep on the couch
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- saying he only likes blondes with tans.- Mm-hm!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Anyhow, if he doesn't like you the way you are, that's his loss.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Says the woman who dyes her hair AND uses fake tan.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40That's for me. I don't care what your da thinks.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Nothing wrong with a bit of fake tan.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I had a smashing fake tan when I was a body-builder.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Did I ever show you this, love?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You see this, love? Huh?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Huh?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Remember him, Maura?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Phwoar!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01HE GRUNTS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I don't know what's worse,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05that photo or the fact that you keep it in your wallet.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07That's what's weird.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09ROY YAWNS
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Horrible dreams.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Kept on hearing a banshee screaming.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- No, that was just...- OK, OK, you can borrow my fake tan.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Deadly. And my hair? - Don't push it, Becky.- Hm!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I know how you feel.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'm bored of ALWAYS looking the same.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'd love to have a tan some day.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE FUNKY MUSIC
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Nice tan, Roy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47BELL RINGS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Ah, good morning, Miss Jervis. - Mr Hammond...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh...
0:02:52 > 0:02:57You look different. I mean, warm... No, glowing.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- You look glowing, Derek. - Thank you, Miss Jervis.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Well, Mr Lucey...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06You look like you're under some kind of spell.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Huh? Oh, no. No, no, no.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11No. It's just...
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I was just looking at...that...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16fascinating...er...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Cobweb.- ..cobweb up there.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Cobweb?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24MR HAMMOND LAUGHS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26The man must be seeing things.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29The only cobweb I can see is between his ears!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Well, I'm meeting...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Thing now, so...yeah. OK.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Everyone's gone mad!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Looks like a badger died on his head and no-one told him.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Easy for YOU to say.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You've had a cool new hairstyle every day this week.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Love the new hairdo, Niall.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Cheers.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Two words...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hair gel.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ha!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03All the gel in the world couldn't help YOU...Roy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Grrr!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06What IS that?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10BELL RINGS HAIR SQUEAKS
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm sick of always looking the same.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'd love to be able to grow my hair and change it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17HE SIGHS
0:04:19 > 0:04:21APPLAUSE
0:04:21 > 0:04:22FUNKY MUSIC
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Nice do, Roy.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33My new look.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Yes, well, I'm going on holidays to Majorca.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43I thought I'd get my body into shape.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I've lost 2lb 2oz...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49in one...one month.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I've been hitting the weights, too. These...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55guns are coming along nicely.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03HEART THUMPS
0:05:07 > 0:05:09ALL GASP
0:05:14 > 0:05:18It wasn't me. It was...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21HE GULPS
0:05:21 > 0:05:22..the wind.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yard clean-up. For a week!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- You'll never guess.- What?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I found a can of hair-growth oil
0:05:32 > 0:05:35in Hammond's office when I was cleaning.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39The poor fella! Trying to have a make-over at his age!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'M going to have a make-over.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hmm.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hair-growth oil.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Come out, come out, wherever you are!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Extreme Chess magazine. Urgh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11HE SPRAYS BOTTLE
0:06:11 > 0:06:13HE COUGHS
0:06:13 > 0:06:14That smelled rotten!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Argh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Hammond's manky jocks!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:06:29 > 0:06:31"Hair Again.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33"Grow hair like a champion."
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ha! Perfect.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Hmm... Which hairstyle will I get?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58OK, brand-new Roy. Here we go.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Bye-bye, pale skin.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07HE COUGHS
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh! This smells like Da's manky socks.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hmm. I still look like a ghost.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Just a bit more.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19HE COUGHS
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24STILL white?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Um, OK. Time for some gorgeous new hair.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35"To use Hair Again, apply two drops only and massage into scalp."
0:07:37 > 0:07:39One,
0:07:39 > 0:07:40two.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Argh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46Arghhh! No, no, no! Hammond's going to kill me!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Argh. Oh, no, no, no.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh! "Ladies' Friend Cream." Perfect.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ma won't miss a bit of moisturiser.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I look exactly the same!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Any chance of a few sausages, Ma?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28What?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Whoo-hoo!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You're...orange.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Oh. Um, I've been eating healthy at school. Yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Loads of oranges and... carrots an' all.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44No, no, no, never mind that, Roy. What's going on with your hair?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47We should call Dr Rashid.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49We should call the zoo.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51BELL RINGS
0:08:51 > 0:08:53CHILDREN CHATTER
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Hey, hey. Awesome hair, Roy. - Thanks, sir.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Actually, this is perfect timing.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21OK, class, we are going to utilise Roy's hair
0:09:21 > 0:09:25to demonstrate static electricity.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, cool! I never get picked for experiments.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32OK, everybody, grab a balloon and rub it on your jumper.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Now, make a circle around Roy, gather around him.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38OK, so the static electricity
0:09:38 > 0:09:41should make the balloons stick to Roy's hair.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42FIZZING BANGING
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Wow. Er, that's... That's never happened before.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, nice one, Roy-punzel!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56ALL GASP
0:09:59 > 0:10:05Um, Roy... Roy's always been very eager in science class.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I thought his hair would be perfect
0:10:06 > 0:10:09for the classic balloon static electricity experiment,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12but...I don't know what happened.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15My experiments never go wrong.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17BANG!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Sorry. Um...
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oh!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21OK...
0:10:23 > 0:10:24HE SLURPS
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ah! This is the life.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Wow.- Brilliant. - It's a bit freaky if you ask me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Niall, having the second best hair in the class is still pretty good.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Actually, third best hair.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, no. Deco!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Ow!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- My office, now! - But, sir, I didn't...- Ah!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE LAUGHS
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Revenge. Nice one, hair.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, high-five for great hair.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08That's cold.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14You could do with a bit of a haircut, to be honest, Roy.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ah, Abby was right.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You're just jealous that my hair is stealing the limelight from...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Oh! - BIRDS CHIRP
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Argh. Um, yeah, OK, maybe it does need a bit of a trim.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I can cut it. My ma's got hair scissors.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32My dad has a head shaver. We could shave it all off.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34HE TUTS
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Niall, Niall, Niall...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Jealousy is a terrible curse.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- I'll be over later.- You're on.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46HAIR PURRS
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Are you sure you want to do this? - Deffo. I can't see a thing.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Good hair. It's only a bit of a trim.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Tara's our mate!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Hey... Sorry, Tara. Bad hair!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Shh, be careful. His hair's nuts.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It's just hair. Dumb cartoon hair.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Watch a master hair ninja at work!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22HAIR CLIPPER BUZZES
0:12:29 > 0:12:31See? No probs.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Argh!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Tara!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Tara! Help me, please!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Tara! Please!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Help me, Tara!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Tara!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51His hair's gone mental.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Wait, my hair...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Is it bad?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's fine, but your jumper... It's...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04No way.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- ROY:- Sorry!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stay...
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Stay.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Good hair. Good hair.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18This is terrible. I'm having the worst "bad hair day" ever.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21What if it never stops growing?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I want my old boring hair back.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Argh!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Fine. I don't want my old hair back.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35BECKY SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Argh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I have to tell her she's horrible.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Er, sorry, sis.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- You can't sing to save your life. You're brutal.- BECKY: Shut up!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I just don't want you to embarrass yourself.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58All that hair's getting in your ears. I know I'm brilliant!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Maura!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yes!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15HAIRBALLS SQUEAK
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Yes.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Hairball in the shower. It's alive!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34The amount of hair Roy's shed, you'd think he would be bald!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37These hairballs are... They're everywhere!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Here...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, and they're cheeky, too!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Arrgh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Look at me! Argh! Me feet!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52There's no way I'm going to school looking like this!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54HAIRBALLS SQUEAK
0:14:56 > 0:15:00It's great, isn't it? Our little boy is finally becoming a man.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03He'll be an OLD man unless you hurry up.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05He's starting to look like Santa Claus.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, son, so the first thing you have to do is spread some shaving foam...
0:15:08 > 0:15:09WHIP CRACKS
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Here, love. Try some of my hair-remover cream.- Hey...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- That stuff is hair remover?- Yeah.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh! Argh! Hammond! Oh, no!
0:15:32 > 0:15:35CAMERA CLICKS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Arrrrghhh!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Arrgh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Arrghh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Roy? Is... Is that you?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Don't look at me!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Roy? Roy, it doesn't matter what you look like.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- This school doesn't discriminate against anyone ever.- I'm a freak!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Ah, listen, there's far too much media pressure on people
0:16:04 > 0:16:06to conform to body hair standards.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Body hair, it's a normal, natural thing,
0:16:08 > 0:16:11and there is no such thing as being a freak.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Oh! Oh! - I'm never coming out of here!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Hey, Roy, it's me, Mr Lucey.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Look, everything that happens to you as a cartoon makes you special
0:16:29 > 0:16:31and unique.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I mean, everybody spends their whole life trying to stand out
0:16:34 > 0:16:38and be original and you don't even have to try, Roy. You're a natural.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I suppose.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44And whatever happened to you is natural.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- It's just part of being a cartoon boy.- It's not natural.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48It's all my fault!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52I borrowed Mr Hammond's hair-growth formula without asking.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Oh.- And now I'm a hairy freak.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Look, don't worry, Roy.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- I am sure we can find a scientific solution.- Really?- Sure.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I mean, it was science that made your hair come alive
0:17:05 > 0:17:07in the first place.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Now, the key to any scientific solution
0:17:17 > 0:17:21is based on intense observation.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Huh?- If we observe your hair, we'll find an answer.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Really?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Can we start observing straightaway?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Well, school's nearly finished for the day, but we'll start on Monday.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38No, please! I can't spend the whole weekend like this.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Come over for dinner.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Me ma's making some awesome spaghetti.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Spaghetti? Hmm.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Yeah, OK.- Brilliant. I'll let me ma know.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55WHISPERS: I love spaghetti.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Just for the record, I would like to clarify
0:17:59 > 0:18:03that the bottle of Hair Again oil Roy took from my office
0:18:03 > 0:18:06wasn't, in fact, mine.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It... It was for a friend.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Want to come over for dinner? I have the new Zombie Apocalypse game.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- It's Friday. We can stay up late. - Sure.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Lucey will be there, that's the only thing.- What?- Lucey will be there.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Did you say Lucey would be there?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28He's studying my hair to see if he can figure out how to get rid of it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Forget it. No way. - Ah, come on, please.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Ma's bound to ask him how I'm getting on at school.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36You have to change the subject if that comes up.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- I'd rather eat my own fork. - Oh, please!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- OK.- Cool. No backing out.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Mermaids?- Yeah.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56The government has the ones they've found hidden in freezers.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- No way.- Way.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Area 78.- Oh, go 'way.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Maybe the government will put Roy in a freezer.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Maybe they'll think he's Bigfoot.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Maybe.- What?!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Oh, no, no. I mean... Don't worry about it, Roy.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm sure it will reveal its weak link soon enough.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Besides, Bigfoot, or Sasquatch,
0:19:18 > 0:19:22has never been documented out of North America.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27So, how is Roy getting on at school, Mr Lucey?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29KICK! Ow!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Um, my mum laughed at me
0:19:30 > 0:19:33when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You should have seen her face as I drove PAST-A!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Hey-hey! As I drove past her! He's a genius.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Pasta. Get it?- Yeah.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44ROY LAUGHS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48HE BURPS
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Fascinating.- You can put it in the bag, love.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I've been chasing them around the house all day.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Observation number 55.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Roy's hairballs are alive.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02HAIRBALL SINGS
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Hairball does not like fork. Survival instincts strong.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Smells of...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10basil and garlic.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Possibly Mrs O'Brien's delicious pasta sauce.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Get recipe.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19HOOVER WHIRS
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Hairballs continue to be evasive.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm going to look like a mutant hairy bear
0:20:28 > 0:20:31for the rest of my whole life.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I should have just been happy how I was.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Sure, it's all going to be OK, love.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42That's where it was!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Ah!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Ah, Roy. - Oh, I was wondering where that went.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Mmm! Still good.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Don't worry, Roy.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'll teach you how to style it so it looks as good as mine.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm surprised all my hair hasn't fallen out
0:21:07 > 0:21:09listening to your brutal jokes.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Hey, my jokes are brilliant!
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- Why did the banana go to the hospital?- Oh...
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Because he wasn't PEELING very well.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Because he wasn't peeling very well!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Ha-ha! Nice one, son. Hee-hee!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- You just don't understand good comedy.- Exactly.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29BECKY SHRIEKS
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Becky?
0:21:32 > 0:21:37My audition is in 30 minutes. I look ridiculous.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Oh, yeah.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42I might have borrowed a bit of your fake tan. Oops.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Cartoon hair very defensive.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Also has quite good aim.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Have you thought of any solution to my...problem yet?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Um...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Not yet.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04But if I keep observing, I'm sure a solution will present itself.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09I'd better go. But I will be back first thing in the morning.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Oh.- Brilliant.- Thank you for calling, Mr Lucey.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Thank you.- See you again. - All the best, son. Good lad.- Bye.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Roy...- Ha! I told you I didn't eat the last slice last night.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Bill?- Do you want it? - That's yours?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Bill.- What?- Don't even...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Uh-uh.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Ha! I got into that band,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48despite you sabotaging my fake tan and saying I couldn't sing.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Who's laughing now, hairball? - But...how?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56They loved my voice. We are going to be called The Pukes.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00A grindcore screamo death metal band.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Ah! That explains it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05SHE SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Morning.- Mr O'Brien.- You all right? - Hiya.- Cup of tea?- Oh, I'd love one.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12BECKY SCREECHES
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Oh! What's going on? Is someone hurt?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18That's just Becky singing in the shower.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Oh.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Eureka!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28DOG HOWLS
0:23:30 > 0:23:33We make Roy's hair stiff and brittle. When Becky hits that brutal note...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I think you mean BRILLIANT note.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40When Becky hits that EXTRAORDINARY note,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Roy's hair will vibrate and shatter.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- So, how do we make Roy's hair brittle?- Well, um...
0:23:47 > 0:23:49What I've got is...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52drenching him and then freezing him,
0:23:52 > 0:23:56or covering him in hot toffee and letting it cool.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Both of which will kill him.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Yeah. That'd be a bummer.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, if only there was a way to make hair stiff and brittle,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06something I'm just... NIALL SQUIRTS TUBE
0:24:06 > 0:24:07..not seeing.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What are you staring at?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Because you have just found the missing part to this hairy puzzle.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Me?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23All right. There.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27We re-routed my amp. She'll be a loud as a small jet.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30That woman in the shop must have thought I was really vain
0:24:30 > 0:24:33buying every tube of hair gel in the shop.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You ARE really vain.- True.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39OK, switch your hairdryers to maximum.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43A couple of seconds to make the gel turn hard. Make them count.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Locked and loaded.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48OK, everybody into positions.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Roy, will you come in here? I have a surprise.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Er, Becks, can you come in instead, please? I have a tiny problem.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09HAIRBALLS CHIRP
0:25:10 > 0:25:13They've escaped from the bin bag.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I think my hair was expecting something.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It called the hairballs for reinforcements.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24But why would your lovely, gorgeous hair suspect anything?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I'm just going to style it with really nice conditioning spray.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Come on.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Sit down.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47OK, now!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Phase two!
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Arm and fire!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54ALL YELL
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Use the hairdryers to keep them back!- There's too many of them!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03We need enough time to make the gel hard!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Keep firing!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Use the hairdryer to get them off him!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Argh!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Arrghhh!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Good shooting, buddy.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Oh... Getting sticky.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I can't move.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Hey, it's working!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39CLINK!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43OK, phase three. Let's go.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49THEY CACKLE
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- They've unplugged the amp! - I've got it!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Oh!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13FEEDBACK WHINES Now!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15SHE HOWLS
0:27:17 > 0:27:19HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH
0:27:20 > 0:27:22VERY HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Whoo-hoo! I'm bald!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, and patchy.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Serves you right for taking my spray tan.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Back to the boring old me.
0:27:36 > 0:27:41Yeah. Somehow I don't think you'll ever be boring, Roy.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45And you know what? I could do with a couple of months of boring Roy.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Oh, Roy!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Mwah!