Roy's Bad Hair Day

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:18 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Roy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40He-he!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Another beautiful morning

0:00:42 > 0:00:45'and all is quiet and calm in the O'Brien household.'

0:00:45 > 0:00:47BECKY SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES

0:00:47 > 0:00:49'Well, it was nice while it lasted.'

0:00:49 > 0:00:52It's Becky, practising for an audition this weekend.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55For what? Part of a murder victim in a play?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57No, for a band.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00She has a crush on the guitarist, that Martin boy.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01DOG HOWLS

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I know how he feels.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ma, can I borrow your fake tan at the weekend?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- And will you help me dye my hair blonde?- No way.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17Ah, come on. Look at me, I'm like a milk bottle with a crow for hair.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Forget it, Becky. If Martin doesn't like you the way you are, then...

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- You've been reading my diary again! - No. No, I haven't.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I heard you talking in your sleep on the couch

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- saying he only likes blondes with tans.- Mm-hm!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Anyhow, if he doesn't like you the way you are, that's his loss.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Says the woman who dyes her hair AND uses fake tan.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40That's for me. I don't care what your da thinks.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Nothing wrong with a bit of fake tan.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I had a smashing fake tan when I was a body-builder.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Did I ever show you this, love?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56You see this, love? Huh?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Huh?

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Remember him, Maura?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Phwoar!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01HE GRUNTS

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I don't know what's worse,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05that photo or the fact that you keep it in your wallet.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07That's what's weird.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09ROY YAWNS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Horrible dreams.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Kept on hearing a banshee screaming.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- No, that was just...- OK, OK, you can borrow my fake tan.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Deadly. And my hair? - Don't push it, Becky.- Hm!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I know how you feel.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'm bored of ALWAYS looking the same.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'd love to have a tan some day.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE FUNKY MUSIC

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Nice tan, Roy.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47BELL RINGS

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Ah, good morning, Miss Jervis. - Mr Hammond...

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh...

0:02:52 > 0:02:57You look different. I mean, warm... No, glowing.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- You look glowing, Derek. - Thank you, Miss Jervis.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Well, Mr Lucey...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You look like you're under some kind of spell.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Huh? Oh, no. No, no, no.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11No. It's just...

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I was just looking at...that...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16fascinating...er...

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Cobweb.- ..cobweb up there.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Cobweb?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24MR HAMMOND LAUGHS

0:03:24 > 0:03:26The man must be seeing things.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29The only cobweb I can see is between his ears!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Well, I'm meeting...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Thing now, so...yeah. OK.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Everyone's gone mad!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Looks like a badger died on his head and no-one told him.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Easy for YOU to say.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50You've had a cool new hairstyle every day this week.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Love the new hairdo, Niall.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Cheers.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Two words...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hair gel.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ha!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03All the gel in the world couldn't help YOU...Roy.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Grrr!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06What IS that?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10BELL RINGS HAIR SQUEAKS

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm sick of always looking the same.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'd love to be able to grow my hair and change it.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17HE SIGHS

0:04:19 > 0:04:21APPLAUSE

0:04:21 > 0:04:22FUNKY MUSIC

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Nice do, Roy.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33My new look.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39Yes, well, I'm going on holidays to Majorca.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43I thought I'd get my body into shape.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I've lost 2lb 2oz...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49in one...one month.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I've been hitting the weights, too. These...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55guns are coming along nicely.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03HEART THUMPS

0:05:07 > 0:05:09ALL GASP

0:05:14 > 0:05:18It wasn't me. It was...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21HE GULPS

0:05:21 > 0:05:22..the wind.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yard clean-up. For a week!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- You'll never guess.- What?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I found a can of hair-growth oil

0:05:32 > 0:05:35in Hammond's office when I was cleaning.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39The poor fella! Trying to have a make-over at his age!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'M going to have a make-over.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hmm.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hair-growth oil.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Come out, come out, wherever you are!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Extreme Chess magazine. Urgh!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11HE SPRAYS BOTTLE

0:06:11 > 0:06:13HE COUGHS

0:06:13 > 0:06:14That smelled rotten!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Argh!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Hammond's manky jocks!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:06:29 > 0:06:31"Hair Again.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33"Grow hair like a champion."

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Ha! Perfect.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Hmm... Which hairstyle will I get?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58OK, brand-new Roy. Here we go.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Bye-bye, pale skin.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07HE COUGHS

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh! This smells like Da's manky socks.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hmm. I still look like a ghost.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Just a bit more.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19HE COUGHS

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24STILL white?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Um, OK. Time for some gorgeous new hair.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35"To use Hair Again, apply two drops only and massage into scalp."

0:07:37 > 0:07:39One,

0:07:39 > 0:07:40two.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Argh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Arghhh! No, no, no! Hammond's going to kill me!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Argh. Oh, no, no, no.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh! "Ladies' Friend Cream." Perfect.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ma won't miss a bit of moisturiser.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I look exactly the same!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Any chance of a few sausages, Ma?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28What?

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Whoo-hoo!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You're...orange.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Oh. Um, I've been eating healthy at school. Yeah.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Loads of oranges and... carrots an' all.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44No, no, no, never mind that, Roy. What's going on with your hair?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47We should call Dr Rashid.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49We should call the zoo.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51BELL RINGS

0:08:51 > 0:08:53CHILDREN CHATTER

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Hey, hey. Awesome hair, Roy. - Thanks, sir.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Actually, this is perfect timing.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21OK, class, we are going to utilise Roy's hair

0:09:21 > 0:09:25to demonstrate static electricity.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, cool! I never get picked for experiments.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32OK, everybody, grab a balloon and rub it on your jumper.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Now, make a circle around Roy, gather around him.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38OK, so the static electricity

0:09:38 > 0:09:41should make the balloons stick to Roy's hair.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42FIZZING BANGING

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Wow. Er, that's... That's never happened before.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, nice one, Roy-punzel!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56ALL GASP

0:09:59 > 0:10:05Um, Roy... Roy's always been very eager in science class.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06I thought his hair would be perfect

0:10:06 > 0:10:09for the classic balloon static electricity experiment,

0:10:09 > 0:10:12but...I don't know what happened.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15My experiments never go wrong.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17BANG!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Sorry. Um...

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:21OK...

0:10:23 > 0:10:24HE SLURPS

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ah! This is the life.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Wow.- Brilliant. - It's a bit freaky if you ask me.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40Niall, having the second best hair in the class is still pretty good.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Actually, third best hair.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, no. Deco!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Ow!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- My office, now! - But, sir, I didn't...- Ah!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE LAUGHS

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Revenge. Nice one, hair.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, high-five for great hair.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08That's cold.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14You could do with a bit of a haircut, to be honest, Roy.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ah, Abby was right.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19You're just jealous that my hair is stealing the limelight from...

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Oh! - BIRDS CHIRP

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Argh. Um, yeah, OK, maybe it does need a bit of a trim.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I can cut it. My ma's got hair scissors.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32My dad has a head shaver. We could shave it all off.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34HE TUTS

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Niall, Niall, Niall...

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Jealousy is a terrible curse.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- I'll be over later.- You're on.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46HAIR PURRS

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Are you sure you want to do this? - Deffo. I can't see a thing.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Good hair. It's only a bit of a trim.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Tara's our mate!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Hey... Sorry, Tara. Bad hair!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Shh, be careful. His hair's nuts.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17It's just hair. Dumb cartoon hair.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Watch a master hair ninja at work!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22HAIR CLIPPER BUZZES

0:12:29 > 0:12:31See? No probs.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Argh!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Tara!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Tara! Help me, please!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Tara! Please!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Help me, Tara!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Tara!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51His hair's gone mental.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Wait, my hair...

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Is it bad?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's fine, but your jumper... It's...

0:13:02 > 0:13:04No way.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- ROY:- Sorry!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stay...

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Stay.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Good hair. Good hair.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18This is terrible. I'm having the worst "bad hair day" ever.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21What if it never stops growing?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I want my old boring hair back.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Argh!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Fine. I don't want my old hair back.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35BECKY SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Argh!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I have to tell her she's horrible.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Er, sorry, sis.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- You can't sing to save your life. You're brutal.- BECKY: Shut up!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I just don't want you to embarrass yourself.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58All that hair's getting in your ears. I know I'm brilliant!

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Maura!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yes!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15HAIRBALLS SQUEAK

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Yes.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Hairball in the shower. It's alive!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34The amount of hair Roy's shed, you'd think he would be bald!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37These hairballs are... They're everywhere!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Here...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, and they're cheeky, too!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Arrgh!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Look at me! Argh! Me feet!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52There's no way I'm going to school looking like this!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54HAIRBALLS SQUEAK

0:14:56 > 0:15:00It's great, isn't it? Our little boy is finally becoming a man.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03He'll be an OLD man unless you hurry up.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05He's starting to look like Santa Claus.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, son, so the first thing you have to do is spread some shaving foam...

0:15:08 > 0:15:09WHIP CRACKS

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Here, love. Try some of my hair-remover cream.- Hey...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- That stuff is hair remover?- Yeah.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh! Argh! Hammond! Oh, no!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35CAMERA CLICKS

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Arrrrghhh!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Arrgh!

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Arrghh!

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Roy? Is... Is that you?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Don't look at me!

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Roy? Roy, it doesn't matter what you look like.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- This school doesn't discriminate against anyone ever.- I'm a freak!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Ah, listen, there's far too much media pressure on people

0:16:04 > 0:16:06to conform to body hair standards.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Body hair, it's a normal, natural thing,

0:16:08 > 0:16:11and there is no such thing as being a freak.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Oh! Oh! - I'm never coming out of here!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Hey, Roy, it's me, Mr Lucey.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Look, everything that happens to you as a cartoon makes you special

0:16:29 > 0:16:31and unique.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I mean, everybody spends their whole life trying to stand out

0:16:34 > 0:16:38and be original and you don't even have to try, Roy. You're a natural.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I suppose.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44And whatever happened to you is natural.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- It's just part of being a cartoon boy.- It's not natural.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48It's all my fault!

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I borrowed Mr Hammond's hair-growth formula without asking.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Oh.- And now I'm a hairy freak.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Look, don't worry, Roy.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03- I am sure we can find a scientific solution.- Really?- Sure.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I mean, it was science that made your hair come alive

0:17:05 > 0:17:07in the first place.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Now, the key to any scientific solution

0:17:17 > 0:17:21is based on intense observation.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Huh?- If we observe your hair, we'll find an answer.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Really?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Can we start observing straightaway?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Well, school's nearly finished for the day, but we'll start on Monday.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38No, please! I can't spend the whole weekend like this.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Come over for dinner.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Me ma's making some awesome spaghetti.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Spaghetti? Hmm.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Yeah, OK.- Brilliant. I'll let me ma know.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55WHISPERS: I love spaghetti.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Just for the record, I would like to clarify

0:17:59 > 0:18:03that the bottle of Hair Again oil Roy took from my office

0:18:03 > 0:18:06wasn't, in fact, mine.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08It... It was for a friend.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Want to come over for dinner? I have the new Zombie Apocalypse game.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- It's Friday. We can stay up late. - Sure.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Lucey will be there, that's the only thing.- What?- Lucey will be there.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Did you say Lucey would be there?

0:18:24 > 0:18:28He's studying my hair to see if he can figure out how to get rid of it.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Forget it. No way. - Ah, come on, please.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Ma's bound to ask him how I'm getting on at school.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You have to change the subject if that comes up.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41- I'd rather eat my own fork. - Oh, please!

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- OK.- Cool. No backing out.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Mermaids?- Yeah.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56The government has the ones they've found hidden in freezers.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- No way.- Way.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Area 78.- Oh, go 'way.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Maybe the government will put Roy in a freezer.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Maybe they'll think he's Bigfoot.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Maybe.- What?!

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Oh, no, no. I mean... Don't worry about it, Roy.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm sure it will reveal its weak link soon enough.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Besides, Bigfoot, or Sasquatch,

0:19:18 > 0:19:22has never been documented out of North America.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27So, how is Roy getting on at school, Mr Lucey?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29KICK! Ow!

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Um, my mum laughed at me

0:19:30 > 0:19:33when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36You should have seen her face as I drove PAST-A!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Hey-hey! As I drove past her! He's a genius.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Pasta. Get it?- Yeah.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44ROY LAUGHS

0:19:46 > 0:19:48HE BURPS

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Fascinating.- You can put it in the bag, love.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I've been chasing them around the house all day.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Observation number 55.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Roy's hairballs are alive.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02HAIRBALL SINGS

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Hairball does not like fork. Survival instincts strong.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Smells of...

0:20:09 > 0:20:10basil and garlic.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Possibly Mrs O'Brien's delicious pasta sauce.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Get recipe.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19HOOVER WHIRS

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Hairballs continue to be evasive.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm going to look like a mutant hairy bear

0:20:28 > 0:20:31for the rest of my whole life.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I should have just been happy how I was.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Sure, it's all going to be OK, love.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42That's where it was!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Ah!

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Ah, Roy. - Oh, I was wondering where that went.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Mmm! Still good.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Don't worry, Roy.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'll teach you how to style it so it looks as good as mine.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm surprised all my hair hasn't fallen out

0:21:07 > 0:21:09listening to your brutal jokes.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Hey, my jokes are brilliant!

0:21:13 > 0:21:18- Why did the banana go to the hospital?- Oh...

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Because he wasn't PEELING very well.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Because he wasn't peeling very well!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Ha-ha! Nice one, son. Hee-hee!

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- You just don't understand good comedy.- Exactly.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29BECKY SHRIEKS

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Becky?

0:21:32 > 0:21:37My audition is in 30 minutes. I look ridiculous.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Oh, yeah.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42I might have borrowed a bit of your fake tan. Oops.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Cartoon hair very defensive.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Also has quite good aim.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Have you thought of any solution to my...problem yet?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Um...

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Not yet.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04But if I keep observing, I'm sure a solution will present itself.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I'd better go. But I will be back first thing in the morning.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Oh.- Brilliant.- Thank you for calling, Mr Lucey.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Thank you.- See you again. - All the best, son. Good lad.- Bye.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Roy...- Ha! I told you I didn't eat the last slice last night.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Bill?- Do you want it? - That's yours?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Bill.- What?- Don't even...

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Uh-uh.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Ha! I got into that band,

0:22:44 > 0:22:48despite you sabotaging my fake tan and saying I couldn't sing.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Who's laughing now, hairball? - But...how?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56They loved my voice. We are going to be called The Pukes.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00A grindcore screamo death metal band.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Ah! That explains it.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05SHE SINGS OFF-KEY SCALES

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Morning.- Mr O'Brien.- You all right? - Hiya.- Cup of tea?- Oh, I'd love one.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12BECKY SCREECHES

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Oh! What's going on? Is someone hurt?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18That's just Becky singing in the shower.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Oh.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Eureka!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28DOG HOWLS

0:23:30 > 0:23:33We make Roy's hair stiff and brittle. When Becky hits that brutal note...

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I think you mean BRILLIANT note.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40When Becky hits that EXTRAORDINARY note,

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Roy's hair will vibrate and shatter.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- So, how do we make Roy's hair brittle?- Well, um...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49What I've got is...

0:23:49 > 0:23:52drenching him and then freezing him,

0:23:52 > 0:23:56or covering him in hot toffee and letting it cool.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Both of which will kill him.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Yeah. That'd be a bummer.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, if only there was a way to make hair stiff and brittle,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06something I'm just... NIALL SQUIRTS TUBE

0:24:06 > 0:24:07..not seeing.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12What are you staring at?

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Because you have just found the missing part to this hairy puzzle.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Me?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23All right. There.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27We re-routed my amp. She'll be a loud as a small jet.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30That woman in the shop must have thought I was really vain

0:24:30 > 0:24:33buying every tube of hair gel in the shop.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You ARE really vain.- True.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39OK, switch your hairdryers to maximum.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43A couple of seconds to make the gel turn hard. Make them count.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Locked and loaded.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48OK, everybody into positions.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Roy, will you come in here? I have a surprise.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01Er, Becks, can you come in instead, please? I have a tiny problem.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09HAIRBALLS CHIRP

0:25:10 > 0:25:13They've escaped from the bin bag.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I think my hair was expecting something.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18It called the hairballs for reinforcements.

0:25:18 > 0:25:24But why would your lovely, gorgeous hair suspect anything?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I'm just going to style it with really nice conditioning spray.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Come on.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Sit down.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47OK, now!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Phase two!

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Arm and fire!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54ALL YELL

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Use the hairdryers to keep them back!- There's too many of them!

0:25:59 > 0:26:03We need enough time to make the gel hard!

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Keep firing!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Use the hairdryer to get them off him!

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Argh!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Arrghhh!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Good shooting, buddy.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Oh... Getting sticky.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33I can't move.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Hey, it's working!

0:26:38 > 0:26:39CLINK!

0:26:39 > 0:26:43OK, phase three. Let's go.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49THEY CACKLE

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- They've unplugged the amp! - I've got it!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Oh!

0:27:10 > 0:27:13FEEDBACK WHINES Now!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15SHE HOWLS

0:27:17 > 0:27:19HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH

0:27:20 > 0:27:22VERY HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Whoo-hoo! I'm bald!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, and patchy.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Serves you right for taking my spray tan.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Back to the boring old me.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41Yeah. Somehow I don't think you'll ever be boring, Roy.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45And you know what? I could do with a couple of months of boring Roy.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Oh, Roy!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Mwah!