Roy's Quest

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Roy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Roy!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'Once again, Roy O'Brien's passion for gaming has landed him

0:00:44 > 0:00:46'in trouble.'

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, please, sir. I promise I won't play it in class any more.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Grinning like a clown isn't doing you any favours, Roy.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58This is a school, not a circus.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Despite certain unnamed individuals running it like one.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Now, get back to class and don't let me catch you

0:01:04 > 0:01:07with this infernal game thingamajig again.

0:01:08 > 0:01:14- Oh. I had one of those calendars last summer, sir.- Really?- Yeah.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Each X was for a day I didn't shower. I lasted a whole month.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Ugh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21ROY SNIFFS

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Fair play, sir. Are you not showering either?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26No. I mean yes!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Of course I shower!

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Each X marks another day I've gone without chocolate.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38And another day closer to my reward.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45This is limited edition chocolate.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Made by the monks in Belgium.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51They only make 100 of these bars each year.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54And this is the first time I've managed to get my hands on one.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58It's all about restraint, O'Brien.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02The longer I wait, the more amazing this chocolate will taste.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04In just three days from now,

0:02:04 > 0:02:10I will have gone 150 days without chocolate.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12And this will taste like...

0:02:14 > 0:02:15..heaven.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yeah, but, why not eat it now?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Maybe you should try restraint, O'Brien.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Learning to control your obsessions rather than be controlled

0:02:28 > 0:02:31by them will be an excellent life lesson.

0:02:31 > 0:02:37- Oh, please, sir. I'll go insane if I can't game at lunchtime!- See?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Obsessed.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Woo-hoo! Dragon's Breath.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47If we really work together, we might even finish the quest tonight.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Prepare to die, dragons!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Guys, mind if I join your guild?

0:02:52 > 0:02:56I'm bored of taking on these orcs and trolls by myself.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Nah, it's just us lads.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Ha - you reckon girls can't game as good as boys?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Pretty much.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07I bet I finish this game by myself before you lot are even close.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Smell you later, losers.- Tara, wait.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I think that might have been a bit harsh.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16FOOTBALL PLAYS ON TV

0:03:16 > 0:03:20What's Roy up to? We haven't seen him since we arrived.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25DISTRACTED: Er, upstairs playing some game on his computer.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29He should be out playing with friends

0:03:29 > 0:03:32instead of sitting on his bum in front of a screen.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Yeah. Defo.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38No-one listens any more.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's all computers.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Puzzles, TV.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49And blinking phones. You have all gone blinking mad with it.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah. You're dead right.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54You're dead... Go on, hit it.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Get in there! 1-0! Ha-ha!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Come on, love, let's go home.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07We're almost there.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13It's 2:30 in the morning.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15If my parents find out I'm still awake at this hour,

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- I'll be grounded for months. - School's in a few hours.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Come on! We've been at this every night for a week now.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24We're so close.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Just one final push and we're there.- Must...sleep.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Will sleep help us kill those battalions of swamp orcs?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Did sleep guide us through the dragon's lair? No!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Sleep is for the weak.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's just a game. See you in school.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- It's supposed to be a laugh. Chill out.- Chill out?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49When I'm so close to finishing the quest? Never!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57DOG BARKS

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, lovely!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04That should keep me going.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10ALARM CLOCK

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Go away, stupid morning! I'm almost finished.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15ALARM STOPS

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Make spell engage. Die, orc!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh, no you don't, troll. Ha-ha!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29This dragon slayer is too fast for that spell!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33OK, Dragon, you've made your last piece of human toast.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Prepare to die!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Where's all my chocolate gone?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Roy!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Arrrggh! Attack!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Take that, vile trolls!

0:05:53 > 0:05:59At last, the sword of destiny is mine! With shield of Morgot,

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I am invincible!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I think you've a bit of a fever there, love.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- We're going to get you some medicine.- Away, vile sorceress!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'll have none of your potions!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Roy O'B... Oh, you little...!- You mistake me for someone else, troll.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- I am Roy of Helmsford, slayer of dragons.- Classic!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- He actually thinks he's in Dragon's Breath.- What?

0:06:21 > 0:06:25It's an online game Roy's been playing all week with his guild.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Guild?!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's like a gang of nerdy losers who play games together,

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- all of Roy's mates, basically. - Right, Roy, come on!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Snap out of it.- Snap out of what, chubby troll?- Oh, you...

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Well, at least he recognises you, Da.- The witch speaks.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Ha. He knows you too, doesn't he?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Sh! Roy, it's just a game, love, it's not real, now come on.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Wake up for Ma.- Now, now. It's no use, love.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50It looks like he's stuck living in the game.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Dr Rasheed?- Yet again.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- We should ask him to move in here, shouldn't we?- Yeah.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04What manner of serpent is this, wizard? Stay away!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08You see, he's been up all night playing that game thingy.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hasn't slept for 24 hours.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12OK. Let's step out in the hall.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14ROY SNORES

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Sorry about that snoring. He gets that from his mother.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Ha-ha(!)

0:07:24 > 0:07:29OK. It seems that Roy's obsession with this game, coupled with

0:07:29 > 0:07:33severe lack of sleep, has led to him having a serious break with reality.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Oh, no, he just needs to sleep it off.- No.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Well, it's a possibility

0:07:37 > 0:07:40but I really think he's in too deep at this stage.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41So what's the cure then, Doc?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Well, here's what I'm thinking - and bear with me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50I think the best thing for you guys to do would be to actually help

0:07:50 > 0:07:56Roy to finish this Dragon's Breath quest game in real life.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00And then hopefully he'll just snap back into reality.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03We don't know how this whole game thing works.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- I'll start calling his friends. They'll know.- Yes.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10And quickly, Maura, because I'm concerned that, if Roy doesn't snap

0:08:10 > 0:08:13out of this soon, he won't be able to get back to normal.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, let's get Roy home to sort this out

0:08:15 > 0:08:17while he's still out for the count.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22We've been a terrible example for Roy.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Wait a minute now,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26how has Roy thinking he's a dragon slayer our fault?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28There's no family time any more.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Everyone's obsessed with their own little things.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33As soon as Roy is fixed,

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- there's going to be some changes in this house.- Here we go.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40From now on, it'll be everybody at that dinner table together.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42No games, phones or TV.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- And Sudoku?- That's different. It's good for the brain.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- BOTH:- Different! - That's right.- Yeah.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Now you keep an eye on Roy while we go and sort out this quest.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Today, Bill!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Lads, thanks so much for helping, we'd be lost without yous.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06So, what part of the quest has Roy left to finish?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Er, well, it's complicated.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13We haven't quite finished the quest yet.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Niall said you were brilliant at the game.- We ARE brilliant at the game.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18We just haven't finished yet.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20If you don't know how the game ends,

0:09:20 > 0:09:23how are we supposed to recreate it in real life?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27I can help you.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30It's her.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32I have finished the quest.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35By myself.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36THEY GASP

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I can tell you what Roy needs to do to finish.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Great, what do we have to do?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Easy.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45You have to help Roy back past swamp trolls,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48defeat a dragon, decipher a cryptic map

0:09:48 > 0:09:51that leads into the sorcerer's lair and destroy his golden wand.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54This sounds like the perfect opportunity for the students

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- to experience cross media social integration.- Lovely.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yes, the costumes can be made by the theatre management class,

0:10:01 > 0:10:04the art class can make the dragon and the golden wand,

0:10:04 > 0:10:05while the dance class can

0:10:05 > 0:10:07choreograph and interpret the dragon parts.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10It will be a vibrant symbiosis of interdepartmental talents

0:10:10 > 0:10:13expressed in an improvised arena!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Great! Let's get started before Roy wakes.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Are we invisible?- I can't believe they ignored us again.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Lads, lads, what can we do to help Roy?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Uh, you're a bit too old for this kind of thing.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I suppose you can knit something for the costumes,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38or bake scones for after.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43- Cheeky so and so's.- Someone needs to teach them some manners.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49- So sorry, those two are thoughtless saps.- Oh, it's all right, love.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Actually, I think

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I may have a way where you can teach those two some manners.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Here, sit down and put these on.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Hammond, you old dog.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE CHUCKLES

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You make everything look good.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Yes, well, frankly, I find this whole thing absolutely ridiculous.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10This is exactly the kind of nonsense that led

0:11:10 > 0:11:12to the chaos in Roy's last school.

0:11:14 > 0:11:19The entire day interrupted so that everyone can play dress-up

0:11:19 > 0:11:21and make believe.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25All for a cartoon boy to snap out of some fictional game.

0:11:26 > 0:11:32It defies logic. And - ha-ha! - they wanted me to dress up as a wizard!

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Well, I can only be stretched so far.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42There is no way I am going to participate in this gross charade.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48This'll end in disaster, you mark my words.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- Da? It's me, Roy's woken up and he's attacking the washing machine.- Hyah!

0:12:01 > 0:12:05I don't know, he thinks it's an ice troll or something, what shall I do?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Prepare to die, vile beast!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- What do you mean, keep him occupied till you get back?- Hyuh!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13He thinks he's a dragon slayer!

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Hurry up.- Hyah!- "Use your imagination, Beck"(!)

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Roy, I need your help.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25There's baby dragons nesting in my room upstairs, will you save me?

0:12:25 > 0:12:30You may have to tidy it and sort everything neatly to find them.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Of course! There's nowhere to hide, dragon spawn,

0:12:34 > 0:12:36prepare to be destroyed!

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Sucker.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48GLASS SMASHES

0:12:54 > 0:12:56A-ha. Your room is dragon-free, witch,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I have destroyed your nesting area.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01You are safe now.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23ROY!

0:13:25 > 0:13:30Feel the wrath of my blade! Huh, yah!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Help me stall him for a few minutes, would you?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34They're still going with the costumes.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- He's all yours.- Right, Roy...

0:13:37 > 0:13:44take it easy there, pal, yeah? Listen, I need your help, OK?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46What do you want, troll?

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Well, I'm having a bit of bother with those

0:13:50 > 0:13:53blood-sucking elves out in the garden.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Blood-sucking elves?

0:13:55 > 0:14:00Yeah, they're hiding in the grass, vicious little things they are.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I was just thinking, maybe you could go out there with your sword

0:14:02 > 0:14:05and cut the grass, and then they'd have nowhere to hide.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07A brilliant plan!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09You're not as stupid as you look, troll.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15"Roy the Dragon Slayer."

0:14:15 > 0:14:16HE LAUGHS

0:14:18 > 0:14:20HE SIGHS

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Hyah!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Huh!

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Ha-ha! Yuh!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36LAWN MOWER NOISE

0:14:37 > 0:14:41I've laid waste to your field, not a single blood-sucking elf in sight.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Good lad.- Oh, and I fed your ugly steed.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47You what?

0:15:05 > 0:15:10- Nice job, Roy the Dragon Slayer, nice job.- You're welcome.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- I find you less offensive than most trolls.- Thanks very much.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15ROY SNIFFS

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Even if you do smell worse.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24ON SCREEN: This is brilliant fun.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Concentrate, nearly got killed by that wizard.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Do I cast a sleep spell on the orc?

0:15:31 > 0:15:35No, no, use the axe, it's a level six orc,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38your sleep spell is blinking useless!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Think you lot are ready to help me take Niall down.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47OK, let's see those costumes!

0:15:49 > 0:15:55Ha-ha! Well, you look great as a sorceress. Listen, that's for you.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58You don't think this is a little bit, ahem, girly, do you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01We deliberately avoided any costume stereotypes

0:16:01 > 0:16:03that might reinforce patriarchal roles.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Right, course, yeah.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- MUFFLED: - I look widiculous as a wabbit.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Stop laughing, your fat is jiggling.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16GRUNTING

0:16:18 > 0:16:21This is great! Dwarves are brilliant!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23OK, I'll meet you back at the school.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Everything is set, Niall and Sean are dressed as swamp orcs

0:16:25 > 0:16:28and waiting in the school yard, the dragon is prepared

0:16:28 > 0:16:30and I'll be hiding in the caretaker's closet

0:16:30 > 0:16:31with the golden wand.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Break a leg, everybody! - Let's do this!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37SHE GRUNTS AND GROANS

0:16:39 > 0:16:45Yi-a-yi-a-yi... A girl seeks a mighty dragon slayer.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Are you the man they call "Roy"?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I am. Speak, dwarf.

0:16:52 > 0:16:58We need your help with our quest.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00A quest, you say?

0:17:00 > 0:17:07Indeed, we must destroy the swamp orcs, and slay the vile dragon,

0:17:07 > 0:17:12and decipher the map that will lead us to the sorcerer's golden wand.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15It must be destroyed at all costs,

0:17:15 > 0:17:19or the land will fall into eternal darkens!

0:17:20 > 0:17:26I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons, will join your quest.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Orcs, dragons and sorcerers shall tremble in their boots.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Or whatever orcs and dragons wear on their feet.- Know what?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36This might actually work.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Go on.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09You will never defeat us, Roy!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Yeah, swamp orcs rule, dragon slayers suck!

0:18:13 > 0:18:14LAUGHTER

0:18:14 > 0:18:19Oh-ho, this is classic! Look at those freaks!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Death to swamp orcs, arghhhh!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25BOYS: Ahhhh!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- What do we do? - Follow Roy's lead, come on.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35EPIC QUEST MUSIC

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Well, well done, Roy, you cleared the badlands of the swamp orcs.

0:18:42 > 0:18:48- Good riddance. - Now you must defeat...the dragon!

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Raargh!

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Dragon! Hyah! Ho-ho, ha!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yeah! Hyaaah!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07RUMBLING

0:19:07 > 0:19:13Take that! You are no match for the mighty Roy, fiery beast!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't let me catch you around here again!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- BECKY:- The dwagon is vanquished. - What?- The dawgon is vanquished!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Vanquished? Yeah, yeah.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Be careful, good lady, there be dragons around.- But I am a dragon!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Don't listen to those scoundrels, you may not be pretty,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42but you are no dragon.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Not pretty?!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48What's next on this quest?

0:19:48 > 0:19:54Somewhere inside this foul castle lies a sorcerer, and his golden wand

0:19:54 > 0:19:59must be destroyed. I have the map.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Go on!- Woo!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Have to find a spell to clear the way.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Not again?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Ah-ha, garlic spell!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Get out of there.- Huh!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Ah...ah...my eyes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52My eyes!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Ooh, sausages.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03COMPUTER GAME JINGLE

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Agh!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16PUPILS GROAN AND SCREAM

0:21:23 > 0:21:29"Sorcerer's lair & golden wand this way!"

0:21:29 > 0:21:33A-ha, very clever, sorcerer. But no-one fools Roy!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37ENGINE THRUSTS AND TYRES SCREECH

0:21:41 > 0:21:46There's nowhere to hide, sorcerer. I will destroy that golden wand!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49A-ha, the gatekeeper.

0:21:49 > 0:21:55Give me the keys to the sorcerer's lair - or face my wrath!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58What? Hey, what are you doing?

0:22:14 > 0:22:19At last, the golden wand. The quest is almost at an end.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23What are you doing with my...

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- GOLLUM VOICE:- ..precious chocolate?!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29You'll never stop me, sorcerer!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Agh!- Drat!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Come back with my chocolate!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Sorry, Derek.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yeah, I know, it's not the best look for me. Where's Roy?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48He...there...

0:22:50 > 0:22:55- He's got...MY CHOCOLATE! - Come on!- Ugh!- Let's go!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Waagh!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons,

0:23:05 > 0:23:12shall destroy the sorcerer's golden wand in the Waterfall of Destiny.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- SLOW MOTION:- Nooooo!

0:23:19 > 0:23:21My precious!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26It's gone! My heavenly chocolate is gone!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31There is someone worse than me with chocolate, heh.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Roy? COMEDY SOUND EFFECTS

0:23:36 > 0:23:41What happened? Why are you all dressed like idiots?

0:23:41 > 0:23:47- Hey, Roy's back.- Oh, Roy.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Goodbye, sweetness.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Hello? Anyone?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07This game's driving me nuts. Wish Tara was here.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Thought you said girls couldn't game?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Still trying to finish Dragon's Breath, I see.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah, look, we talked it over amongst ourselves

0:24:18 > 0:24:20and we agreed to let you join our guild.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, lovely, thanks. But I have my own guild now.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Huh?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Guild, attack!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32BLASTS AND ZAPS

0:24:32 > 0:24:33What's happening?!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- We're being ambushed! - I can't hold them back!

0:24:41 > 0:24:48- Virtual high-five!- Ha-ha, Sean and Niall totally got whacked.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51You should take up knitting instead, lads.

0:24:51 > 0:24:56What kind of fool puts a knife spell on a goblin? Catch you noobs later.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Noooo!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Best guild ever.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Right.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11From now on, everything in moderation.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16Roy, you can game for 30 minutes a night.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Yeah, I'm sticking to comics for a while.

0:25:18 > 0:25:23- Becky, you're allowed only five texts a night.- What? That's so unfair.

0:25:23 > 0:25:29- He gets 30 minutes, I should get 30 texts.- Your ma is right, Becky.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- And you, sweetpea...- Yep.- ..can only watch the match on Sundays.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Wait, no, that's...unfair.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41- No more Soduko puzzles for you. - What? Ah, here...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Fine. No more Soduko.- Promise?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47ALL: Promise.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59SHE SNORES

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Ugh.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Ha-ha.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Match time.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Where's the flipping remote?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06What? Where's the battery gone?