0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16'All Roy really wants is to fit in
0:00:16 > 0:00:20'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22ROY!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26ROY!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29ROY!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Roy!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43'Lunch hour at Sandyford Progressive Learning.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45'A time for Roy and his friends to relax
0:00:45 > 0:00:48'and enjoy healthy, nutritious meals.'
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hey, get off, these are my sweets.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I shared mine yesterday.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Liquorice doesn't count.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh, whoa!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Sir, look out!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10ARGH!
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Check out Mr HAM-mond.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19THEY LAUGH
0:01:19 > 0:01:21See me after school, Hendley.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23And we'll see if it's still funny then.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Who brought gobstoppers into my healthy canteen?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34ROY!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Er...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38do you want one?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41'Luckily for Roy, Mr Hammond is distracted.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44'He needs the class to choose projects for a new subject
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'that Miss Jervis has designed.'
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Social studies. Ridiculous makey-uppey nonsense.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's not even a real subject.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Um, sir, isn't it about making the world a better place?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Is it? Ah, that's good.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Well, any ideas how to make the world a better place?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Sir, sir, you could share the sweets you confiscated from Roy.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Nice try, Declan. Anyway, they're bad for your teeth.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12We could do a petition!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Boring!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18No way. Get enough people onside and you can change anything.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Anyone else?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ah, what a surprise!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Roy, how would you make the world a better place?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Aw, chips.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32THEY LAUGH
0:02:32 > 0:02:33BELL RINGS
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I want real project ideas for tomorrow.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Pfft! What's wrong with algebra, I say.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- CRUNCH! - Oh, ah!
0:03:02 > 0:03:07# Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro. #
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Chips.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Coming up, pronto.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oi! You can't...!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- EARPIECE WHISTLES - Ow, my ears!
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Ciao, Bella!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You can't dish out this junk so close to a school.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Terry Fellini's chips are the best in the country.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Good. I'm starving.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Poor kid. The dinners here must be rotten.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Am I right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I'm the cook. Cordon Bleu trained.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sorry, could you speak English?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Chip? Go on.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Best you ever tasted.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Remember your mantra, Carol. Lead by example.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Meal by meal, day by day, choose the healthy eating way.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53My body is a temple.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54But it's only a...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You've messed with the wrong dinner lady.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Chips.- I want that van moved!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Homework?- Yep.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Brussels sprouts?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Totally. A petition can change anything.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm going to file a complaint immediately.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19How about that?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Maybe some causes are too hard, even for you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25"Beat the Batter," that's what I'll call my petition.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31She's gone. It's safe to come out.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37How many chips can I get for this?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Actually, I'll keep the gobstopper.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Step away from the van, please.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45But...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Sorry.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Look at the state of you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01ROY YELLS
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Actually, that's not bad. How did you do that?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26I dunno.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30A whole kilo.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Plus vinegar and mustard and ketchup and mayo and salt.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38We'll call it Royster Sauce!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43What? I invented it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44After wrecking me van!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Excuse me, I did you a favour.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Now, about the chips... I'll have...
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Sorry, kid, but I can't break me own rules. No free chips.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Now, vamoose!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59But this won't come off.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What if I work for me chips?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Give us the er, what ya... the spanner-hammer thingy.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20- Bill, Bill!- Yeah.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22You wouldn't get us a repair man, would you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24No, no, not at all, love.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26In fact you go and spend the call-out charge
0:06:26 > 0:06:28on something new for yourself.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I'll have this fixed in a jiffy, love.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, Bill! The bin men are here!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33OK.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, I'll take them out. I'll take them out.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- It'll only smell.- They're just gone.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Hey, check this out, Ma! I got us all dinner.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I even invented a sauce to go with them.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Roy?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52No, Royster!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Seriously. I met this really cool chip guy.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56His name's Terry, and he...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah, yeah, that's very good, love.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Do us a favour and throw this in the bin lorry outside?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Do you know what we should do, love?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05We should listen to the end of that story, it sounds fascinating.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Roy, go!- Back in a sec.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Wasn't a big part anyway.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'm sure they're easily replaceable.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17'It's morning in the O'Brien house,
0:07:17 > 0:07:21'and Bill has found a solution to the broken washing machine.'
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hey, Mr O'Brien.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25How are you, lads? You missed Roy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27He went to school early.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Now did you see him, or did he just leave a note?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32He might be hiding under the bed again.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I said that to Maura. But we checked.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37BOTH: Weird.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Recycling, sir?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Eh, no... I tried to save her.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42I mean, you know me, lads,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45when it comes to appliances, I've got hands like a surgeon.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47But sometimes, you just have to let go.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Can I borrow that? - Of course you can, Sean,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52but you might get someone to give you a hand with it.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It's a bit heavy.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01And I'll call my project...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02"Fix the machine!"
0:08:08 > 0:08:11What does everybody love?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Soccer. I'm sending footballs over to a school in Haiti.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- For my project.- Nice. But what else?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Lip gloss?- Chips.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21There's a burger van down the road. I'm going to get it moved.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Boys are so weird.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's to show that a petition can change anything.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Here we go.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32At least I'm trying. What good did lip gloss ever do anyone?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Mine has sunscreen in it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Check it out! I'll never have to pay for takeaway again!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41ROY LAUGHS
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Scoot!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52BELL RINGS
0:08:57 > 0:08:58What's that doing in here?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh, well, you've heard of reduce, re-use, recycle.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04There's another R that can save the planet.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Is it me?- No, Roy.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Roads? Railways? Radiation?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Repair.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Excellent. Well done, Derek.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I knew you had a talent for this subject. Oh, by the way,
0:09:18 > 0:09:22the student whose project best sums up my new subject will be rewarded.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26At last. Did you hear that, everyone?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Prizes. Real motivation.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Ow!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What's that, Roy?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Oh, it's, er...
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Our project, sir. On the evils of advertising.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yeah!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Well, you can help wipe it off then, can't you.- But...
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Right now. Advertising is banned, here at SPL.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And you can't use some makey-uppy class to break school rules.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Well, carry on!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Now we'll never show Niall. His petition is so lame.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Come up with a better idea, Roy. What would Miss Jervis do?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09I'm tired of thinking.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11You haven't even started yet.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12I'm done.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Try harder.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Gross!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24That's it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26We'll sell the ad space in your head.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29But Hammo said that I'm not allowed...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32It's called progressive learning for a reason, Roy.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Because it's the name of our school?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Because we learn to think for ourselves.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Just don't let Hammo catch you.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45A campaign isn't just about selling our own products.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I need to destroy the competition.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49But we all like Carol's food.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Not any more.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57That smells like my friend's baby brother.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59So?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03When his nappy is full. After he's eaten mouldy spinach.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07You could always have this...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21The kids love my grub.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23When I was a kid, I never ate my greens.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28I was so unhealthy. But look at me now. Here, feel that.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Go on.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Ciao, Bella.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32You're not allowed in here.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You got a loan of some salt?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35I never use any.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38And you said you were trained at this job.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Do you hear that canteen?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Quiet, contented munching.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45No grease, no salt, no...
0:11:45 > 0:11:46No customers.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Where is everyone?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Not hungry. Went back to class.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Have you tried using batter?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Tara?- Yeah, sure.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07What?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08At last, a real subject.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Geometry. One of the finest subjects known to...
0:12:11 > 0:12:12GURGLING
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Is that washing machine on?- No, sir.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ugh...I'm so hungry.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- All right, Terry? - All right, what can I get you?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I've been helping Roy and we've come for our pay.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Fantastico. You guys have been doing great.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Not so fast.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Do you want a Royster burger on top?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09I'm Roy's agent now.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12And we won't be getting paid with chips any more.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Hey, Sean!- Hey, Niall!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Hey, Tara!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Terry is just the start. I was up all night, sourcing clients.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36We've got a nail bar, Kung Fu lessons.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Did you have chips for breakfast?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- HE SNIFFS - Aw...delicious.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Can you do it or not?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Abby, what's with the strange glasses?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- And that briefcase? - It's called power dressing.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Remind me. How does your project make the world a BETTER place?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04MOBILE RINGS
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I feel better. And that's a start.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Terry?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13I've never been happier.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You want to double my orders?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19That's what I said. Double.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Suckers. I can make them buy anything.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, not you, Terry.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Got to go. Busy, busy.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41NIALL WHISTLES
0:14:50 > 0:14:52BELL RINGS
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Lunch time.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Come on everyone, keep up! Knees up, that's it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's it!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Aw, sir. What's with all the running?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Somebody took all our footballs. But don't you worry.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'll find out who it is.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19But, sir, we have no energy!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Well, luckily I brought my secret weapon.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27In my day, the half-time orange
0:15:27 > 0:15:31could turn a match from bitter defeat into sweet, sweet victory.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34OK, Roy. Now.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Better already, eh?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Wait...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Aw, can't stop, sir. Must have chips!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Argh!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Pull yourself together, Carol. You're such an idiot sometimes.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Niall's right, you can beat this.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09If can't do it for yourself, do it for the children.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13And if the going gets tough...
0:16:16 > 0:16:17..then play dirty.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Do you want some Royster sauce with that?- Please.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Awful weather out there, isn't it?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Mamma Mia!
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Ah!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12HE COUGHS
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- You know you have a ninja up there, right?- What?!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Sabotage!- What? I was just...
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I thought you might want to borrow it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'm very disappointed in you, Bella.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26My name is Carol. And these kids need vitamins.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Good idea. My nan swears by cod liver oil.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31She's 90 and fit as a...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- In their lunches! - I think you're jealous.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I've won the Golden Chip Award, four years running.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Being a grease merchant is nothing to brag about.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47You're right. My talents are wasted here.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50And with bandits like you on the loose, it's not worth the hassle.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'll move tonight.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58That's what happens when you mess with this dinner lady.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Waaaa!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03SHE LAUGHS
0:18:03 > 0:18:05'Time is running out for Roy
0:18:05 > 0:18:08'and his classmates to show how their projects
0:18:08 > 0:18:11'can make the world a better place and claim their reward.'
0:18:14 > 0:18:15You look happy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18The van's gone. I didn't even need my final signature.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20So the petition didn't work, then?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22All right, guys, back to class.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I can't wait to see what you've been working on.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's been the best class ever.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Pfft...
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Derek?!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Oh. Oh, ah... It's OK.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's all right. Eyelash.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- BEEPING - What on earth?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Oi!- Ciao!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I told you to clear off out of it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55And thanks for helping me find a better spot.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Just for you, I'm going to break one of me biggest rules.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Teachers eat for free.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Really?! I mean, really. Bribery. You should be ashamed of yourself.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Is this a friend of yours?- Yes.- No.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You're too close to the school.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- I have a permit.- Let me see...
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Well, this seems to be in order.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, we'll see about that. Come on, Derek.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'll be with you in a minute.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I'm just checking the fine print. I see you can batter anything.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Absolutely. Come with me.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Still one missing.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Let it rip.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I've brought a mop just in case.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Smart kids.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Wait till I tell Ma.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Da's been wearing his underpants inside out to save on washing.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Focus, Roy. We can still make more sales.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Just go for it with the burger. And push the nail bar.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes, Abby. Burgers.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Good. Now the nails.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20A toenail burger?! Gross.!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Roy, those aren't even manicured.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29The washing machine is hypnotising him. Turn it off!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You can't stop the cycle.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36BURGER GROWLS
0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's not good
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Aw, he smells like feet.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Chips!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55THEY SCREAM
0:21:06 > 0:21:08KNOCK ON DOOR Derek?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Er, just a minute.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20There seems to be some misunderstanding, Derek. Carol.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Did you tell him he could stay?
0:21:21 > 0:21:26Did I? I did. I did warn him to move his van.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Didn't I, Terry?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Well, that's true. But then you were saying about...
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Just let's stick to the facts, shall we?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36The laptop.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- Oh...- Is that a battered fish in your laptop, Mr Hammond?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Well spotted. Well spotted, yes. Thanks for reminding me.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51I was just about to bring this down to the lab
0:21:51 > 0:21:55to get Mr Lucey to test it for grease content.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02And Terrence here was to wait till I got the results.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Weren't you, Terry?- Er...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08SHOUTING
0:22:15 > 0:22:17EVERYONE YELLS
0:22:20 > 0:22:22BURGER GROWLS
0:22:31 > 0:22:33SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Make it stop! Make it stop!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I will if you sign my petition. Just one name left.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I don't know how that could help!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Wait, I have a plan!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Chips... Burgers... Nails.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:23:29 > 0:23:31THEY SCREAM
0:23:32 > 0:23:35So this is what you call progressive learning, is it?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Not now Derek! Oh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I hate to be an, "I told you so!"
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'll never eat chips again!
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Wake up, Roy!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27ROY SNIFFS THE AIR
0:24:32 > 0:24:33What?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I knew you were up to something, O'Brien.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41It wasn't my fault.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43That's exactly what you'd say if it was.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- It was all... - It was all Roy's idea.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47I knew it.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51For me to combine projects with him and Abby.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Er, yeah. To show all the dangers of eating too much junk food.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- And that every signature on a petition counts.- Right.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01That is brilliant! What a great reward.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05And the best bit is you all win.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Huh?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09There's no greater rewarding than finding out the value of...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Mr Hammond?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12HE MUTTERS: Teamwork.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Sorry, what? - Teamwork!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Teamwork. That's right, Derek.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21HE COUGHS
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Nice moves.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I brought you a peace offering.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31To say grazie mille for saving me from that, er...
0:25:31 > 0:25:32thing.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Go on.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37There's nothing wrong with a treat every now and again.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40OK. If you try my healthy brownie.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's got gluten-free flour, cocoa...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I've been to catering college, too.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45I know how to make a brownie.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54See? Mmmmm.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I could do me own battered version.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02What's that hint of spice?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05My special ingredient. Paprika.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Paprika?!
0:26:14 > 0:26:18You have to be so careful with allergies. He should have said.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21He's right, though. There's nothing wrong with a treat.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I must ask him how he gets his chips so crispy.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26When he's feeling up to it.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37You know, I never doubted it really.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43A new petition, get more bins.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- All right, Bill, love? - Yeah, grand.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ah! It's working.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57There look. She's working. Hands of a surgeon, Maura.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Precision instruments, these things. Fix anything!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Change your underpants so.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05She's only joking. I change them every day.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06No, I'm not.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12And seeing as the chipper is gone...
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I, oh...
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I know. I know that, oh!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22I know that you lot are going to absolutely love this...
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Huh? Look at this. A Bill special.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Bah...what is that?
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Well there's SAUS... It's hot, you have that one.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Eh, sausages and pizzas. That's your favourite, Tara.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37And that is a whole chicken.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- All...- Battered.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Ah!- Da?- What?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Is there any salad?- Salad?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Bill? I think he's a bit battered.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56I'm all right, Maura.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58We'll leave you there, love.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59What's salad?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Oh, my back.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17La, la, la.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20La, la, la, Figaro.