0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11'The only trouble is -
0:00:11 > 0:00:13'he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Royyyyyy!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Agh!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roooyy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roooyyy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ALL: Roy!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hu-huh!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43'It's Sunday afternoon.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'And in the O'Brien household, something's definitely cooking.'
0:00:46 > 0:00:50DEEP RUMBLE
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Ooh, that smells lovely - is it nearly ready?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57I can barely hear the telly in there
0:00:57 > 0:00:59with yer man's tummy rumbling upstairs.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02We can't start till everybody gets here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04DOORBELL RINGS Ah-ha! Ah-ha!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Roy...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Ah, you're grand. Leave it there, Petey, it's grand.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hi, Ma, hi, Da, you're just in time!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Thanks, love.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- What's on the menu? - Oh, a bit of pork.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Oh, you cook it? - No, she did. You all right?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Yes.- Good.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Go on, you're going to have to take it off some time.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And why's that now, so as I can give everyone a good laugh?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ah, come on, pet - you're in the loving bosom of your family.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- They'd never laugh at you. - Not at all.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, I suppose...
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ooh-hoo!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, Sandy's Salon...? Yeah.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, but you know what? You can hardly notice it...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And it'll grow out...eventually.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Hey, Gran. - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Ah-ha-ha-ha!- Roy!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Ah-ha-ha-ha!- Stop it, Roy!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Oh, Ma... Granny's hair!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Ha-ha-ha...- Roy, cut it out!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Roy - crackling, on the table, now.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Ya-oh!- Yeah!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- CHUCKLING: You want a cup of tea?! - Sounds good!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Tell you what, you outdid yourself there, Maura.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Ha-ha-ha!- Er, Roy -
0:02:26 > 0:02:29why don't you tell everyone about the Shakespeare Day
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ms Jervis has lined up for tomorrow?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Oh, yes, the Bard himself!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Oo-hoo-hoo!- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Roy!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's not nice to laugh at...Granny's ha...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43gr...misfortune!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah, Roy!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Not nice!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51But seriously, Granny, I think it's deadly!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Really?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Yeah. I mean, the Ireland squad could so use a new mascot!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- Ha-ha-ha!- In fairness, that team
0:02:58 > 0:03:01could do with all the help they can get!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Did anyone ever tell you that mocking is catching?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Oh. You mean, if I diss Da's big belly, I'll end up like him?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Hey, hey!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Exactly.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15And...what if I slag Becky about her massive spots?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Ha-ha!- Don't even think about it.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Keep it up, young man, and soon, you won't even recognise yourself.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Now, don't get me wrong, I feel sorry for Granny - I do,
0:03:28 > 0:03:29I really do.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33But if I'm being honest, it's great to have someone around here today
0:03:33 > 0:03:35that an even bigger mess than I am.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39The state of me!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42With any luck, she'll have Cartoon King of Comedy down there
0:03:42 > 0:03:44distracted from these.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Is that bad?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Sorry, Granny.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51But it's every woman for themselves now.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- ..chicken curry! - Chicken wraps, don't lie.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'm not lying!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Nightmare. Ms Jervis is off sick.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Hamo's after taking over all the Shakespeare stuff.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh, no! Worst day ever.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Why?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13I have to go to the dentist later.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ah! What are they going to do to you?|!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Mum's talking braces.- Oh, no! A mouthful of metal! They're not
0:04:19 > 0:04:23going to make you wear those iffy train track things, are they?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Are they?- Now that would be awesome.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Huh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What? Braces are like the coolest thing ever!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:36 > 0:04:38To be...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41or...not...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- to be... Ha! - HE SNORTS
0:04:43 > 0:04:46That is the question!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Ha! - HE SNORTS
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Do you reckon Shakespeare wrote snorts in those exact spots?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows
0:04:54 > 0:04:58of... Is something amusing you, Miss Keating?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Don't tell me. It's O'Brien, the court jester.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Well, mock away, young man, because the joke's on YOU!
0:05:07 > 0:05:12In Shakespeare's day, all the top people had court jesters.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14But unfortunately for O'Brien here,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17there aren't many opportunities in that line of work any more.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22CHILDREN LAUGH
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh! Ah!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Oh, no, what happened to you?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, yoga mishap.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37All that twisting yourself inside-out, couldn't be good for you!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Ah, nothing healthier!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, yeah - so I see(!)
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Mmm.- Should you be here in that condition?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Well, Derek was the only one available
0:05:46 > 0:05:49to take over my Shakespeare Day, so, er...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Enough said.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00MS JERVIS KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:06:00 > 0:06:05When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Ee-hee! Ah...
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Excuse me. Oh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- DOOR CLOSES - Look, everyone.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Check this out for mockery.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- HE SNORTS - O'Brien!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24CHILDREN SNIGGER
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Wherefore art thou O'Brien?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Thou art really for it this time!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31SNICKERING CONTINUES
0:06:31 > 0:06:33SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Sure. My crew could use a court jester.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And who better than a cartoon?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Wow! How lucky are you?!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52All the top celebs have rocked train tracks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Abby - there mightn't even BE train tracks!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Mum says I can't have them, cos there's nothing wrong with my teeth.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's like so not fair.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Abby, they're not a fashion accessory.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Then how come YOU get to have them, then?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, there's something wrong with my bite
0:07:07 > 0:07:09that might cause problems later.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I don't care, but Mum's all, "Let's get it fixed now."
0:07:12 > 0:07:15PHONE RINGS
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I have to go. Mum's waiting outside.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I think I know what the problem is.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Lots of girls worry how they'll look in train tracks.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- But...- I couldn't care less what I look like.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28You know that!
0:07:32 > 0:07:37OK, everyone! Time to have fun with Shakespeare!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40OK, now, first, choose a Shakespearean character,
0:07:40 > 0:07:44and then pick a modern-day prop which best expresses their essence.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48This stuff is pretty lame, Roy.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Now, your jester, however, was much cooler.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It was?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Yeah. Huh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Er...
0:07:57 > 0:07:58thanks.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Do it again.- What?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Do it again.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well, I...
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I...
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ha-ha! I could so see Hamlet in these, guys!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Totally!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Liking the hat, Roy.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Yeah! Ha!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Hey...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Listen.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Who's this?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Now, class - we're going to try some pedagogological stuff,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27that only swotty people like me understand.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Now for some Shakespeare. Forsooth! Checketh me out!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'm Quasimodo Jervis! Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37MISS JERVIS CLEARS HER THROAT
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Impressive impression, Roy.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45A spot of alternate nostril breathing always helps one
0:08:45 > 0:08:49to re-establish one's inner equilibrium, I find.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- OK...- Hey!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Watch this! - Hey - give it a rest, yeah?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- It's just getting old.- Yeah?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, who asked you, specky four eyes!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Whoa!- Why are you talking to Sean like that?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yeah, it's so not cool. - Ah, lads, I was just joking.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yeah - so not funny.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What's that on your face?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ew, gross!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Hey, what are you lot ganging up on me for?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19We're not, it's just...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yeah. Sure, whatever, losers.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25OK! Everyone, break into groups of three, please,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28and using your props, interact with each other, but...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31remaining in character at all times.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- We've got our three, right, guys?- Right.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37What?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39PHONE RINGS
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Hey! Roy!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Over here!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08For real. Fago's out sick.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10We're one man down.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15ROY GULPS
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Suit yourself.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27So, er, what's the deal with your belly?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Stop that, you!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32From now on, Roy is rolling with us.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- What?- Huh?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Yeah, you've got some serious slagging skills there, Roy.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I mean, maybe I've underestimated you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Of course I'm buttering him up.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I mean, he's MY court jester now.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Hmm. And I'm going to get him in so much trouble.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Hu-huh.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02CHILDREN SNIGGER
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Hey! Royster!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Ditch those losers.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Ah! Ha-ha.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Ah, there, lads - check this out!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Nerdicus maximus. HE SNORTS
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Not in his natural habitat - and alone, as usual.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ha! OK, Roy -
0:11:41 > 0:11:43now it's your turn.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Do you think he got lost on his way back to Middle Earth?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh! D'you know what, Roy?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55You're actually all right!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I just can't believe Roy's hanging out with those bullies.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Talk about going over to the dark side.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Guys -
0:12:08 > 0:12:11do you think we were a bit too... hard on him earlier?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- No!- No!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15PHONE BUZZES
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Hey - that's Tara coming back.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20I think I'll go and meet her.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Here comes Abby. Quick!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Now's the time to show off your skills.- What?!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Go on!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- But...- Now!- Hey, Abby...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Were you on a rollercoaster when you put your lip gloss on this morning?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36HE SNORTS, DECO SNIGGERS
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Hey. That dentist was way cool.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52So when are you getting your train tracks?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh, they just took a mould today so I don't know yet.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What's up with you?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Listen - you're not going to believe what Roy's been up to.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02What? Tell me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07By the way, is my lip gloss OK?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Roy - what are you doing hanging around with these two?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Maybe he's got a bit of taste.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19You don't impress me, you know.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Like...who cares?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You owe Sean an apology.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27And Abby. How can you talk to your friends like that?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ha-ha! Yeah, right(!)
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Friends...- No-one's talking to you. - And I'm not talking to you!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, Roy - anything to say?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Um... But...I...
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Yeah, Roy - stop being such a wuss!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Er... I...
0:13:46 > 0:13:49You've got to put your girlfriend over here into her place.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51He's not my boyfriend!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54And obviously you're not the friend I thought you were, either.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59A-and what, you're always so perfect?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- No, but...- Yeah, well, you won't be Little Miss Perfect
0:14:02 > 0:14:05after you get your old train tracks, will you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Aw, she's getting train tracks! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Yeah, you'll end up talking funny.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14And she'll keep getting food stuck in them!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Yeah.- Gross!- And no-one will ever want to kiss you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24DECO LAUGHS
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Oh! The state of you!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Listen - if anyone asks,
0:14:31 > 0:14:32you're not with us!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Seriously!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Oh, no! What colour is it?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38BOYS TOGETHER: Snot green!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Oh! Ah...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Aaaagh!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49What a muppet.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58AGH!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02NO!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Please, please, please, please, please!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14No...! No way!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Ohh!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19SOAP SUDS BUBBLE
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Oh, sweet Vale of Avoca! What's going on now?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30E-e-er, sir...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's Roy O'Brien.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36He's been in there for ages. I'm really worried about him, sir.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Ah! I should have known O'Brien would be involved.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41For crying out loud...
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Here...
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Hold this, Declan.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50O'Brien!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Show yourself this instant!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- I can't, Mr Hammond! - HE SNORTS
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I can't!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You're only making things worse for yourself, you know, O'Brien.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Gotcha!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06HE STRUGGLES
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Agh!
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Agh! Ah!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15What have you done with yourself, O'Brien?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Remove those superfluous features,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22and especially that ridiculous moustache.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I can't, Mr Hammond!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- HE SNORTS, CHILDREN LAUGH - I can't!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Right! That's it!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33I'm taking you to the principal. Back to classes, everybody!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39And this time, she'll HAVE to punish you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46What on earth happened to you? Are you OK? Do you want to take a seat?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Now that's Shakespearean.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Let's go.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Oh, the poor mite! I let him go home a few minutes early,
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- just to give him a head start. - What, more mollycoddling?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Sorry?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Ha! - HE SNORTS
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# Da-ba-ba... #
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Ba!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Ah, yes!
0:17:42 > 0:17:47DOOR SLAMS, FOOTSTEPS GO UPSTAIRS
0:17:47 > 0:17:48DOOR CLOSES
0:17:50 > 0:17:52WATER RUNS IN SHOWER
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Roy taking a shower voluntarily?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Roy! Come on.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05You all right there?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Roy!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Roy?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Er...- All right, love?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Er, yeah.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Can I come in?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Er...no. Not yet.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Roy, I think I'm going to open the door, love.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Oh, no, no! - All right, hang on, love.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Ma!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, Roy! What on ear...?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Drop the towel, Roy. Now.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, I think it's obvious what's going on.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35There's only one thing for it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Hiya, Ma. Could you come over?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Yeah, I know. Well, could you leave the bingo for today?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Thanks, love. Yeah, we've got a bit of a si-tu-ation here.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Thanks. Bye.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Oh, Roy.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Ah, Ma - come in!- You called?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00We need your help.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Roy!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- Snap!- Stop.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15You were right, Granny. Mocking IS catching.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You know, son - it might feel like fun at first,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21but it turns you into someone else - it turns you into a bully.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24And that's not the Roy I know and love.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29I know you're very sorry for yourself at the moment,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32but if you want the old you back, you're going to have to apologise
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- to everyone that you hurt. - And let's hope that they forgive you.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39OK.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I'm sorry I laughed at your hair, Granny.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43HE SNIFFLES
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Nothing's happening.- Well, of course not. You're only apologising
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- to get yourself out of a jam.- What?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- You have to really mean it.- And...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54think about how the other person must have felt at the time.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Granny...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Hey!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Right... Your other right... Yeah, left...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15A little bit more. More, more. Good b... Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Now...let the apologising commence.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Well, I'm really sorry, Da.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No! Ha! You're grand.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Wow! That was easy.- Well...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33that's what I always love about you, Roy!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35You're always good for a laugh!
0:20:35 > 0:20:39HE SNIGGERS
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Da?
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Are you saying he'll be stuck with those zits if I DON'T forgive him?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, please, Becky. I'm REALLY sorry!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Ah...!- To forgive or not to forgive -
0:20:55 > 0:20:57THAT is the question.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Forgive. Or you're grounded for a month, young lady.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, please, Da - don't do that to Becky!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- HE SNORTS - I was the one who was mean, not her!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, Roy - you can't even be mean properly.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19'The time has now come for Roy to face the music at school.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23'But will he succeed in securing everyone's forgiveness?'
0:21:23 > 0:21:26So, young man - just because you say, "I'm sorry,"
0:21:26 > 0:21:29don't expect to be let off scot-free!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Young people today have absol... - Well, Roy -
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I forgive you. I actually found your mimicking skills rather...
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- creative.- Thanks, Ms Jervis. - HE SNORTS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I'm keen to model an adult mode of conduct here.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Now, I know not all our staff are capable of...
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Yes, well, I... - ..letting go of petty concerns
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and being mature enough to...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, I suppose O'Brien is testament to my teaching skills, that you
0:21:56 > 0:22:00internalised the information about jesters so completely.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Just as jesters in Shakespeare's time
0:22:03 > 0:22:06were noted for always telling the truth,
0:22:06 > 0:22:07indeed, the great kings were...
0:22:07 > 0:22:11showed their strength by allowing them to do so.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Sorry, Derek, is this going to take long?- And so, without much ado,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I pardon you.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And so, I've been a total eejit.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Seriously, Roy, don't sweat it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34You're such a pushover!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Yep.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Ha-ha!- Oh!- Deadly!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41That's good, Roy.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Hey, did you hear my good news? - No, what?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Turns out I won't be needing train tracks after all.- What?
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Yeah. I'm going to have to wear an orthodontic device at night.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58What? That's like the worst news ever.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Abby...
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Abby - I'm so sorry for slagging you
0:23:08 > 0:23:13about your lip...gloss... which looks perfect today.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Looks perfect every day. - Oh, well, thanks.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I was a dope. I'm' so sorry.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Yeah, you were.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Nice braces, by the way.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Not that you deserve them.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31You really hurt her, you know, Roy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33An ordinary apology isn't going to do it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You're going to have to go big, Roy.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I mean, like, huge.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51'With Abby's words still ringing in his ears,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54'Roy has decided that if he wants to win Tara back,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57'he has to go where no Roy has been before.'
0:24:02 > 0:24:04OK, do your thing.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Oh! Yes, boys!- Er, Ms Jervis -
0:24:14 > 0:24:16we want to show you our...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Shakespeare...sculpture.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Oh, wow, you've made a sculpture!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Can it wait because I'm just in the middle of something?- No.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- We really need you to see it now. - Oh!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Well, I'm very impressed by your enthusiasm, anyway.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Settle down, everybody!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Settle down! Thank you!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Agh! - HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRONIC SOUND
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Tara? Tara Keating?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54This is your friend, Roy.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00I want you to know, you're the very best friend a boy could wish for.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh! He's gone turbo.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Quick, let's stop him.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Hurting your feelings was the stupidest thing
0:25:08 > 0:25:09I've ever done in my life.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13And...I've done a lot of stupid things, as you know.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16But Tara, I'm a true friend,
0:25:16 > 0:25:17and to prove it to you -
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I'm keeping my braces, so you won't have to go through this alone.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30MICROPHONE BLEEPS
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Huh. I should have known
0:25:32 > 0:25:34'you didn't have what it takes to be a bully.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37'That's fine by me, Deco.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40'Such lost potential.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Come on, lads.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Let's bounce.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49And you're a loser.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56And so no matter who slags me, or laughs at me, or tries to bully me,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I won't let them change the boy I am.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00'Please, Tara.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02'Please be my friend again.'
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Roy, you could have just asked, ha?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Declan!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Ah...
0:26:25 > 0:26:29You know, Roy - this had nothing to do with the braces.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's just... I really care about you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- I thought you felt the same way about me.- I do!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yes!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52ROY SIGHS
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I thought you were only supposed to
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- wear that pathetic excuse for a brace at night.- Ah...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I thought I'd wear it out just this once.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- I don't care about looks. - That's so lame.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08There. Do you see your one?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Ha-ha!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Roy!- Oh.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Sorry.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:27:23 > 0:27:26THEY SCREAM
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Roy!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Ah!