0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'the only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30R-o-o-o-y!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40He-he!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44'Today is no ordinary day at Sandyford Progressive Learning.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'Roy's school is about to be turned upside down.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:51How do you read that? It's not exactly a page turner.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Ah, Teaching Weekly. Someday they'll write about me in that.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Oooh! Teacher of the Month. Mr Lightjoy - Blackboard Rebel!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Listen to this. "I want to change the school system from within.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08"The old ways of teaching are dead. We must rebel.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10"Progressive schools are the way forward."
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Imagine if we had someone like that working here.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16We could work wonders together.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes, well, some of us have to actually teach.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27He seems like a bit of a poser.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'Mr Lucey has taken charge of Roy's art class for the morning.'
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So once we have moved beyond the paint applications stage,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46we will start, er, utilizing the, er, focal er...er wigs.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hey, lads, check this out.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- It's Hammo!- Class!
0:01:55 > 0:02:01- It won't stick!- It won't stick? Er, OK, right.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05OK, Newton's first law states that every object will remain at rest
0:02:05 > 0:02:09unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Er.... meaning?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I think we need Roy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Ready, Roy?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Ready.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Extra strong glue applied?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Extra strong glue applied. - All right.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now we need you to use all your force to get THAT wig
0:02:27 > 0:02:28onto THAT head.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Drum roll, please.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39THEY GIVE HIM A DRUM ROLL
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- Erm....where's the wig? - I don't know!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48THEY GASP
0:02:50 > 0:02:52KIDS LAUGH
0:02:54 > 0:02:56R-o-o-o-y!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- What happened?- He happened, again!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It was an accident, surely.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13This is the 15th accident this month!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17I will not take this lying down, or standing up!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I am not some sort of clown!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I WILL be taken seriously!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30The nerve!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Right. That's it! I quit!
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Maybe you should try Mr Perfect Pants from Teaching Weekly Magazine.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01CHEERING
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- ALL:- Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14'Ms Jervis eagerly awaits Mr Lightjoy for his interview.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16'Will he replace Mr Hammond?'
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, come in.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Mr Lightjoy.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, please, call me Jane.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31'm sorry, Jane, I don't shake hands.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- It's a sign of one person's dominance over another.- Right.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I prefer to rub noses like the Fijians.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Please. (Wow!)
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I learned that while teaching underprivileged kids in Polynesia.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, yes, right.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02So, I see here your first name is...Josephine.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Oh, Josephine Lightjoy? Well, that is an unusual first name.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12My parents called me Patrick, but I changed it as soon as I could.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16I don't believe in gender stereotyping people with names.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Wow.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22But most people call me by my tribal Native American name,
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Golden Cloud.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Golden Cloud Lightjoy?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31It was given to me after my time working as a volunteer teacher
0:05:31 > 0:05:35with the wonderful Cherokee nation.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Good people, good times.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40You're perfect...for this school.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yes, you're perfect for this school.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Exactly what it needs.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48You know what, I'm feeling the vibes as well. It's good.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# Good vibes, makin' my day... #
0:05:51 > 0:05:56He has two heads. And six arms.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58No-one could be worse than Hammo.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Yeah!- True!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Hey.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06I'm Lightjoy.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I don't do 'mister.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Homework is dead.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Er, is this a trick?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Whoa! A cartoon dude. I love this school already!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's a seriously cool look you have there, er...?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Roy!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35No tricks, Roy. No homework, no boring stuff.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40We're just going to study whatever fascinates us.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45But, hey, you know, if you're not feeling the vibe, that's cool.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I'm out of here.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51But I'm sure you're going to make me feel welcome here, yeah?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52- ALL:- Yeah...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yeah?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- ALL:- Yeah!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- IMITATING LIGHTJOY:- I massage dolphins. I know Icelandic.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05I'm Mr Lightjoy. I'm the best teacher in the whole world.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Everyone's so welcoming.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09And I get to teach a cartoon boy.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You don't get more progressive than that.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Ah! You must be the famous Mr Lucey.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Wow, you look super tense, man!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22You need to try some yoga.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ugh, gluten!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Not good, my man.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32You should listen to him. Did you know Mr Lightjoy
0:07:32 > 0:07:37massaged sick baby dolphins in Splash City? Wow!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I learned more from them baby dolphins in a week,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44than I learnt in all of university.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Rice cakes?! Where are the chocolate biccies?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Threw them out. This school is now sugar free.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57You'll thank me later, my man, and so will your colon.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, "colon!"
0:08:07 > 0:08:09These are your new chairs.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Really?- Sit.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh! I think I'll stand.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Desks and chairs are corporate anchors,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32tying young minds tied to old ideas.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Anybody got any comic books, video games?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, yeah! Me, sir!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Magnifico Man, The Fabulous Four and a Half.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Oh, and you should read this one, Sir - Snot Boy And Unicorn Girl.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Right, put them in the box.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You'll get them back during your holidays.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Comics and video games promote violence.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04But Snot Boy And Unicorn Girl only use their powers for good. Look!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Here's a list of approved TV shows you can watch.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The News.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15History shows, and Mr Boopy's Happy Time?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18These are for four year olds!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Mr Boopy is super positive.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24And I bet you didn't know I wrote the theme tune.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27# Happy, happy, happy sunshine
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# Shining down on me
0:09:29 > 0:09:34# Hello, Mr Sunshine, from all the birds and bees.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38# Happy, happy, happy, happy happy, happy sunshine
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# Shining down on m-e-e-e
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# Boopy! #
0:09:52 > 0:09:55What in the name?!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56SHE JUMPS
0:09:56 > 0:10:00The kids need to claim back the school environment as their own.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Only then can they progress.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Progress me bum! Who is going to clean up all this mess?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09No-one. It's art.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Lightjoy just banned make-up and lip gloss.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Abby and Sophie are about to start a full-scale riot.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Well, it's all in the name of progress... What?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yeah, he just replaced the coffee with Dandelion root tea.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Says it's good for our creative flow.- Oh.
0:10:37 > 0:10:43Hm! All in the name of progress, though.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Yummy.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Ugh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Oh, paper clips, paper clips...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Agh!
0:11:00 > 0:11:06I'm trapped! Help! Anyone! Hello! Help!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, Deco.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Pick up these filthy rubber bands
0:11:14 > 0:11:18and take them very, very far away.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Yeah, sure.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Oh, ever since I was a young child, I've had a fear of rubber bands.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Er, here's...- Oh!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Take them away!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37No probs, sir.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And, I'm lovin' what you're doing with the place.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Top stuff.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Haha! A full haul. I can get away with anything.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00I just tell Lightjoy I'm doing experimental theatre.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05He's such a pushover, he makes Jervis seem like Hammond.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Do you know what?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Lightjoy's the best thing that ever happened to us.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12These are our hallways now! We're kings!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14HE LAUGHS
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What have you done, Jane?
0:12:28 > 0:12:35- What happened to you?- Oh, Deco. You? - Fagan! Water balloons.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37This place is falling apart.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39HE GASPS
0:12:42 > 0:12:43I think I miss Hammond!
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- It's not that bad, surely, is it? - It's gone mad around here, Miss.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57We're sitting on bouncy balls and meditating.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58We've learned nothing.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- I even miss maths!- Right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Well, maybe we just need a little time to see the benefit
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- of Mr Lightjoy's changes? - Can't we have Mr Hammond back?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Roy, I can't just get rid of Mr Lightjoy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- So, you want Hammond back too? - Yes. I mean, no. Yeah... What?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I'll take that as a maybe.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Roy, it's not so simple.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Say no more, Miss!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23No, Roy! That's not what I meant.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Ugh, I give up.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Maybe Roy's right?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh, no.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Please don't tell me I miss Mr Hammond!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Mr Hammond!- YOU!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'm s-o-o glad to see you! How are you?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I'm...er...great. Fantastic, actually.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yes, er, leaving school was the best thing I ever did.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Oh.
0:14:01 > 0:14:07Yes, I've time to finish my novel, One Man And His Cheese.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Oh, and I've been submitting my poetry to magazines.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Plus I've been seeing all of my friends.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23My social calendar is full.
0:14:25 > 0:14:31OK. Well, I'm glad to see you're happy...I suppose.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yup. Happy.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Sir.- Hm?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I miss you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Bye, Roy. Bye.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, I've lost everything.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I can't believe it.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I even miss Roy.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01HE CRIES
0:15:03 > 0:15:06This is all my fault. I have to get Hammond back!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It was terrible. He was crying.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15And he looked awful, and he smelled funny, too.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Ew! Well, even if Mr Hammond wasn't sad
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'd still help you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22We just have to get rid of Lightjoy.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25No-one messes with my lip gloss.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm in.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29But how?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31He said he'll leave if it didn't work out.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34So, we just make sure he's not welcome?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Annoy him. Ruin his vibe.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Anything to avoid another meditation class.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Meditation! That's it!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Niall, do you still have that Brutal Screaming Mammoth album?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Yeah, here.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Thanks.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Whoa!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55LOUD GUITAR MUSIC
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Yup, that's the business.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Can you burn a CD of it?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Oh, deadly. Let's go.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15We've got trouble.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You're just imagining it, Paul.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25There's nothing going on between Jane and Lightjoy.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Besides...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Besides you're just as handsome and talented as he is.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32All right.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Lightjoy!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Just there.- Oh, just...- Let... - No, no, I'm OK.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I can do it myself, thank you.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Spinach.- Uh-huh. So, er...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55So far, how's the school been working out for you?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56I haven't felt this welcome
0:16:56 > 0:16:59since the time I rescued the Chief's son in Borneo...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Do you not think that things have been moving
0:17:02 > 0:17:03a little too fast around here?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06No, Jane. It's all good in the hood!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09It's all cool in the school.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14How am I going to get rid of him?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Lightjoy's after re-writing all my recipes. Even the veggie risotto!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Now everything tastes like a mouldy old sock!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Do you know, I can't believe I'm going to say this but...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Yeah, I miss Hammond, too.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Sorry, ladies, but we couldn't help but overhear.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Have you heard of Operation Get Rid Of Lightjoy?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40So...
0:17:40 > 0:17:43a little birdie tells me you're planning to get rid of Mr Lightjoy.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- What?! Er, no. I mean...- I'm in.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Keep me posted.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00OK. Let's start the class with our meditation.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Er, sir. I have a CD.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I made it especially for the meditation.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07How wonderful.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12(Brutal Screaming Mammoth, do your worst!)
0:18:12 > 0:18:15SOFT MUSIC
0:18:15 > 0:18:16What?
0:18:20 > 0:18:26Oh, this is perfect, Roy! What is it?
0:18:28 > 0:18:34"For Mr Lightjoy. Our favourite teacher ever. Keep being you!"
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm so glad I moved to this school.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I wasn't sure I'd stay but this seals it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'm staying forever.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45CLASS GROAN
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Forget it, Roy.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- You'll never get rid of Lightjoy while I'm around!- Oh!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Hey! What's this stuff?
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Oh, they're just... They're just my Maths Star of the Month award.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Miss Jervis wouldn't allow trophies,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06so Mr Hammond made these stars.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09And I've won the last seven months!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14What are you doing?
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Awards mean winning. There's no winners or losers in learning.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22But I studied harder than anyone!
0:19:22 > 0:19:29I got 99.99% in all my tests and I...I got...I...ugh...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31There's no I in team, Deco.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35But there is an M and there's an E.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Ugh. Stop!
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Count...count...count me in. Lightjoy's gotta go.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Meh, OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And I know his one weakness.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Elastic bands?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- OK, what's the big plan? - Are we kidnapping him?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13And locking him in the car boot? Brilliant idea, Roy!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15We can knock him out with this!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17SHE LAUGHS
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Even better, this time Lightjoy is going to know for sure
0:20:21 > 0:20:23that he's not wanted here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30"Give us back our comics!" "Free Snot Boy and Unicorn Girl!"
0:20:32 > 0:20:36We're going to put these all over his windshield. I made 50.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37That's it?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40That's your brilliant plan to get rid of Lightjoy?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Don't be stupid.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Ugh, it's sticky!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49"PS Go away, Lightjoy!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51"You're a poo poo head!"
0:20:51 > 0:20:52For the side windows.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57- There's no way he'll stay after reading that.- What age are you, six?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Wait. What happened to the elastic band plan?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ugh! This is way better.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Roy, you can't put these on the windshield.- Why?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Because this isn't his car. That is.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13We're busted!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14It's Ms Jervis!
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Hide!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Oh, I can't see!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Whoa!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45"PS Go away, Lightjoy!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48"You're a poo poo head!"
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Roy O'Brien, how could you?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I am so disappointed in you. - I'm sorry, miss.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Ah, it's Mr Lightjoy you should be apologising to.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00And you need to fetch his keys from the drain, while you're at it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'm sorry, sir.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06It's just I didn't want Hammond to leave
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and you're not a poo poo head!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11It's OK, Roy.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Besides, Poo Poo Head is a famous Aztec King, so...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yeah, so, I'll just...
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Elastic Band Man! Ugh, ah!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Get away from me you bendy, stretchy freak!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Mr Lightjoy! Nobody in this school is a freak!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I know, I know. This goes against everything I am.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It's just he's so bendy and stretchy
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- like an elastic band. - OK, Mr Lightjoy,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48I think we need to chill out and get you a camomile tea.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52No, Jane, you can't talk me out of it - I'm leaving.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57What! Because of Roy? No, that's just him, giving you the keys.
0:22:57 > 0:23:02No, Jane! This is unforgiveable. I'm ashamed of my behaviour.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'll send you a postcard from India.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I've a lot of work to do on myself.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Thank you, Roy, for showing me that, I am not perfect.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yet.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Konuchi huga...
0:23:19 > 0:23:21shu!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29All right, nothing to see here. Get back to class!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39# Goodbye, Jane. #
0:23:41 > 0:23:45# Goodbye, Josephine. # Goodbye, Josephine.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01EXCITED LAUGHTER
0:24:05 > 0:24:08CHEERING
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Yes!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14ALL: Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20Guys, guys. Guys. We need to get Hammo back!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24ALL: Hammo! Hammo! Hammo!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Hammo! Hammo! Hammo!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Are you sure it's workin'?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Check. OK. Let's do this.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Is it working?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41It's not in position yet. Hang on.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Bingo!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52HE KNOCKS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh, Roy, come in.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Miss, we all want Mr Hammond back. Please?
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I'm sorry, Roy, I'd love to, but Mr Hammond was in the wrong.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11So I can't ask him back.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14But, as principal, I shall be the bigger person. If he asks me,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- I'll give him his job back. - I hope he does.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I know you and Mr Hammond had a difficult relationship.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You're a good person, Roy. This school needs you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I think I got enough!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, gross!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Thanks for meeting me, sir.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42I don't see what she could say that would make me change my mind.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I have my pride, you know!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Just watch it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I...was in the wrong...If he asks me, I'll give him his job back.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I'm...sorry...Hammond...I...had a difficult relationship.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'd love...if... Mr Hammond...would...be
0:25:56 > 0:25:59the better person...and asks me. This school needs...Mr Hammond.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00I...need...Mr Hammond.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Excellent.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Right, Roy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh, er, why is that video so jumpy?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Oh, me stupid sister dropped the camera.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Ah, coffee, I've missed you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Choccie biccie. My sweet, sweet friend.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Er, Jane.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56CLEARS THROAT
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Miss Jervis. I am so sorry.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07I would love if you could give me my job back again.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Glad to have you back, Derek!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Thank you, Jane.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- ALL:- Hammo! Hammo! Hammo! Hammo!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Hammo! Hammo!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Woohoo!
0:27:29 > 0:27:33FIREWORKS CRACKLE
0:27:33 > 0:27:36ROY BURPS
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Spicey!