Fright of a Lifetime

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11'the only trouble is,

0:00:11 > 0:00:13he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:18 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24THEY SCREAM

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Roy!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40He-he!

0:00:40 > 0:00:41'It's Halloween

0:00:41 > 0:00:44and the O'Brien family are preparing to celebrate the holiday

0:00:44 > 0:00:46in their own unique way.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Rawr...

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Morning, Da.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Morning, son.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Happy Halloween.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Arise, young maiden.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12You are now part of the vampire army of the night.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Are there any cornflakes left?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16You no longer require human food.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19The only thing you need now...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20is blood!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22SHE SLAVERS AND SUCKS

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'll go check.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ah, Becky,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29work with me here.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32We love Halloween.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34SCREAMING

0:01:34 > 0:01:36BOTH: Ooh!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38It's our favourite holiday of the year.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah, much better than Christmas.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ah, yeah, what's the use of Christmas?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45You don't get a chance to dress up in costume, wear make-up

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- or scare your children...- Exactly.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Where's the fun in that?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51We hate Halloween.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Yeah,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55thanks to the two Monster twins.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Embarrassment overload.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Why is Halloween so special to us?- Yeah,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04it's where we first met.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06We had our first kiss.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08I was the Incredible Hulk.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12And I was Wonder Woman.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I bet you never thought those two would get together, huh?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Ah, come on, Niall, please tell us?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Nope.- Are you going to be an astronaut?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Nope.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Er, a superhero?- Not even close, Tara.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- How about you give us a clue? - It's a surprise

0:02:28 > 0:02:31but I guarantee as soon as you see it, you'll be blown away.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Aw, then you're dressing up as a hurricane, isn't it?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37How can you dress up as a hurricane, Sean?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Hey, Deco.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39All right, losers.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- All set for Halloween?- Nearly.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- What are you going as? - Dressing up, like?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Yeah.- Ha-ha, no!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Now, what do I look like to you - a baby?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51But you have to dress up. How else are you going to get sweets?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I have a few ideas of my own, Niall.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56A few ideas.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- He's up to something.- Deco's always up to something.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Yeah. Come on.- Oh, yeah.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Just a little bit to the left there, Vampire. We don't want

0:03:07 > 0:03:10the mummy obscuring the werewolf.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11How are you?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Enough!- What's the matter?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Take a look around you -

0:03:15 > 0:03:18do you see any other parents dressed up like monsters?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Well, hang on love - I mean, it's early yet.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23But do you see any other gardens on our road with cardboard zombies

0:03:23 > 0:03:25or vampires hiding in the bushes?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27You go overboard every year.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33But I thought you and Roy loved our Halloween haunted house?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35We did when we were seven. Now, it's just...

0:03:35 > 0:03:36What?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37..embarrassing.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41You haven't scared either of us with this rubbish in years.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Not even a little bit?- No.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Oh!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's all right, love.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55I love Halloween.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Like, what other time of the year

0:03:57 > 0:03:59do you get to frighten the life out of little kids?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00And steal their sweets.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Ah, come on.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Like, I'm not breaking any of the rules -

0:04:06 > 0:04:07trick or treat.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Rawr!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Tremble before the Halloween Ninja.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Give up your sweets before he unleashes his fearsome attack!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, what's wrong with you lot?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Am I not scary?- No.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I should have worn that zombie costume.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37How did this happen, Bill?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I know. I mean, it's all so out of the blue. I mean, last year,

0:04:40 > 0:04:42we scared them both silly.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Did we?- Yes.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, remember when we had the cold spaghetti we said was witches' guts,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- remember?- That wasn't last year.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51It wasn't?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55No, Becky was in primary school when that happened.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, what about the year before, huh?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Remember when I did the old werewolf of Dublin thing?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Ow-ooo, oo...

0:05:04 > 0:05:05No.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Ah, that can't be right. I mean...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10we haven't lost our touch, have we?

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Are you serious?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Yep.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- No more haunted house?- Nope.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20He-he, yes! Nice one, Becks.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Hey, guys.- Heya.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24What happened to your costume?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Well, it's like your sister says - we're too old for that nonsense.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yeah, so we're just going to head over

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- to your granny and grandad's house. - Yeah, we won't be back till late.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Mwa-ha-ha-ha...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Mam.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Sorry. Force of habit.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Is that OK? DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Trick or treaters are early this year.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45You should still wear your costumes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Maybe later, we can play bob the apple or tell some ghost stories.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53Ah, thanks, love, but not this year

0:05:53 > 0:05:54but you have a good time.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Becky's done an amazing job making you up as a zombie.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Roy, your friends are here.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I bet you'll never guess what I came as?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Good gag, Sean. Who are you supposed to be?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Er, Billy the Kid.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- But you're a girl.- So?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09I love the Wild West.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, and what have you come as, Abby?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- A fashionista.- Oh, wow, very good.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ha-ha, not as good as mine.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19LAUGHTER

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Ah, Niall. You look fantastic.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Did you make that yourself?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25That must have taken you ages, did it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27You're harder to draw than you look.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30So what are you going as, Mrs O'Brien?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Roy said you always dress up as vampires or monsters.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yeah, not this year, love.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Why not?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, there's no point any more, you know.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42We're not scary any more. Is that right, kids?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Right.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45OK, see youse.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Sorry, Roy - I mean, Niall. Ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52So, want to go trick or treating?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Why not.- OK, great. Let's go.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- See you, Becks.- Come on, Roy.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01This is great.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I could be on for a record haul this year.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Freeze, peasants.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09You must not pass Park Ninja without paying a toll.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Deco, is that you?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Shh, silence, fake cartoon peasant.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Give me your sweets or pay the price...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24and prepare to die!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26That's a deadly costume.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Yeah, but you shouldn't use it to steal.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm not.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33This is Halloween. People like to be scared on Halloween

0:07:33 > 0:07:35and I'm providing a service.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37He has a point.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Are you any good at scaring people, Roy?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Good? I'm an expert.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You had to be living in my house.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Prove it, then.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Show me your scariest face.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Rawr!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58That was brutal.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59No, it wasn't.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Come on, Roy, just ignore him.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Right, I bet you that I can scare more people than you can

0:08:05 > 0:08:07that walk through this park.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, yeah?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Yeah.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11The first to ten is the winner.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Don't do it, Roy.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Why not - are you chicken?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- No.- He's playing a trick on you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Ah, come on, O'Brien. If you're as scary as you say you are,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23take me on.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25OK, then, I will.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26I'm not standing around here

0:08:26 > 0:08:29watching youse pulling stupid faces all day.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Neither am I, we have loads more houses to visit.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Come on.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Please, Roy?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's cool, Tara. I'll catch up with you later.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You heard what he said. Now, come on!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Right, I'll take the bush, you take the bin.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51You're so going to lose.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Do you know what, Roy,

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I think you might be right.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Rawr!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05THEY SCREAM

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Rawr!

0:09:09 > 0:09:111-0, Deco.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Ah, no way. I'm losing.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Hey, here comes another lot.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm going to jump out and hide behind the trees.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24He-he-he-he.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30It's been a pretty good day so far. Nothing too scary...

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Psst.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Probably a bird. Let's just keep going.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Hmm, where was I?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Psst.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41THEY SCREAM

0:09:43 > 0:09:462-0, 2-0!

0:09:46 > 0:09:51I can't believe it, Roy. Wiping the floor with me.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53And it's only going to get worse.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- (I always knew he was stupid - SCREAMING

0:09:58 > 0:10:00(but not that stupid.)

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Deco! I scared another lot.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Ha, yeah, well done, great work.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Rawr!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09THEY SCREAM

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Rawr!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Rawr!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18THEY SCREAM

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Ha-ha-ha, yes, whoo!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Whoa!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Go, Roy! Go, Roy! Go, Roy! Yes.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29So what's the score now?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Are you kidding me? It's 9-0.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Worst Halloween ever.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, well that's what you get for messing

0:10:37 > 0:10:38with the Fright Night Master!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yeah, Roy. You've really taught me a lesson.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Oh, and it's not over yet.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Wait till you see this.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01BRANCH CREAKS

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Rawr!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04THEY SCREAM

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ha-ha, yes, yes!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09In your face, Deco. 10-0 to me.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Whoa!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Fair play, Roy.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18It usually takes me the whole night to do this much damage.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Damage?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Come on, I've been stashing them here.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29So, I suspected you wanted a fifty-fifty split

0:11:29 > 0:11:32but I thought of it so it's a sixty-forty.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Fair?- I don't want other people's sweets.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Huh? Well, if you insist.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Are you going to keep them?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Obviously. What else will I do with them?

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Give them back.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Ha! Funny, funny.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Scary and funny, great combination.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- You tricked me.- Duh!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58But what about all those kids? They've lost all their sweets.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Serves them right

0:11:59 > 0:12:03for walking through a haunted park on Halloween.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06So, bye-bye.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Come back here!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Can't, Roy. I've some serious eating to do.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all... #

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Hey, do you want to help me demolish the haunted house?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32No, thanks.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36What's wrong with you?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Where's your bag?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Did somebody rob it from you?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Roy?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49All right?

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Where did you get all those?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Roy.- What?

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Yeah, you should have seen him.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57He scared the life out of about 200 little kids in the park.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I knew you were up to no good.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Don't blame me.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Roy was the one pulling faces.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Poor Roy.- Poor Roy, nothing!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08It's not like we didn't warn him, Tara.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I mean, how gullible is he?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Come on, we have loads more houses to visit.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'm not going home until this bag is so full of sweets,

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I can't even lift it any more.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Come on.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm so stupid, Becks.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I should have known he was up to something.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Yeah, you should have...

0:13:27 > 0:13:29ROY'S CLOUDS RUMBLE

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'm after ruining Halloween for all those kids.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Halloween isn't over yet

0:13:34 > 0:13:37and we do live in a haunted house.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Do you have Deco's phone number?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Yeah.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Give him a call,

0:13:42 > 0:13:46tell him you've changed your mind about your half of the goody bags.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Why?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Because we're going to get him over here

0:13:49 > 0:13:52and we're going to give him the fright of his life.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- SCREAMING - He-he.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01That's what I'm talking about, Roy.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Yeah.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- The O'Briens.- He-he.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Hello, Roy, Halloween buddy.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I want my sweets back.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Really?- Yeah.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20What made you change your mind?

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Er, cos I'm hungry.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I suppose you did earn your 33%.

0:14:24 > 0:14:2633? I thought it was 40!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Was, Roy, was...

0:14:30 > 0:14:34..but you turned down that offer and now we need to renegotiate.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37OK, then, 33%. When can you bring them over?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Tomorrow?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Why not tonight?

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Do you understand how many cola bottles I just ate?

0:14:45 > 0:14:49I can barely stand up, never mind walk over to your house.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50No, Deco, it has to be tonight.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Wait, why?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Because...

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Because what?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Just because, OK? I did the scaring, I get the sweets.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02OK, OK. Keep your cartoon hair on your head!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I'm on my way.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Great, see you soon!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10How stupid does he think I am?

0:15:10 > 0:15:14This is fantastic, even though my arm is killing me.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- DISTANT SHOUT:- Look, it's him - get him!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20SHOUTING & YELLING

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Hey, are they pointing at me?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Niall, run!- Help!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Drop your bag.- It's slowing you down.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27What? Are you crazy?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30HE SCREAMS

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Hey, what are you doing?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You've got the wrong cartoon boy!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36THEY CHEER

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Not the sweets, not the sweets!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43NO! NO!

0:15:43 > 0:15:44You OK?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Oh, give me a break, O'Brien.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hello? Roy?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58I'm glad you called, Roy.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm here with your share of the sweets.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04(I gave him all the fruits and liquorice - shh.)

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yeah, so your quarter of the stolen goody bags.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13THE DOOR CREAKS SHUT

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, no,

0:16:17 > 0:16:20the door to the haunted house closed by itself(!)

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Seems like I'm trapped(!)

0:16:26 > 0:16:28SPOOKY MUSIC

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- FALTERINGLY:- You've got to do it better than that, Roy.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I'm not as stupid as those little kids in the park.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Ha...

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Ha-ha-ha, very funny, Roy.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm going home.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51What gives?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54LET ME OUT!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57ROY! ROY!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59One, two, three.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Wait until I get my hands on him.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Don't blame it on Roy, Niall. If anything, it's all Deco's fault.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Tara, you're always making up excuses for him.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah! He cost me the biggest Halloween payday

0:17:12 > 0:17:14and he's going to be sorry. Move it.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22TENSE MUSIC

0:17:23 > 0:17:25What's wrong with you, Deco?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Come on, pull yourself together.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31O'Brien?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32It's not working.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I know what you're up to.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38(Ready?)

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh, yeah.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Roy!

0:17:46 > 0:17:50You're going to pay for that.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52What have you done to my runners?

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Right, that's it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59When I get me hands on you, you're d...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07All right, Roy. Fair's fair, you got me.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You can come out now.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16HE WHIMPERS

0:18:20 > 0:18:23HE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hello?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27HE GASPS

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Who's there?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32EVIL CACKLING

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Roy!

0:18:35 > 0:18:36ARGH!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Help me, Mammy!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42He-he-he.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44You can come out now, Roy.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Happy Halloween, Deco.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54The joke's on you two losers.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I knew what youse were up to all along.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Really?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Yeah, I was just pretending to be scared.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06And what about the crying and calling for, "Mammy"?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I can't wait to tell everyone in school.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10No, you can't.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14My reputation, it'll be in ruins.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16This is a pickle, Roy.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18What are we going to do?

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Well,

0:19:19 > 0:19:23I suppose if Deco were to return all the stolen goody bags...

0:19:23 > 0:19:25We might forget who scared who?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27What do you think, Deco?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Deal.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30DOORBELL RINGS

0:19:32 > 0:19:36The bathroom's down the hall by the way.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38But I don't need to go to the toilet.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah, but your eyes are all red and blotchy.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43You might want to wash them before you go back out in public.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53What happened to me?

0:19:53 > 0:19:54I mean, you?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56You owe me 2,000 sweets.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yeah.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Right, so you'd better come in.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Thank you.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You're welcome.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13What about the other kids?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15How are we supposed to get in contact with them?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Someone's going to have to knock on every door in Sandyford

0:20:18 > 0:20:21and see if a child had their sweets stolen this evening.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Aw, me?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27No way. That'll take me all night!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, don't worry, you're going to have somebody helping you.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34What are you all looking at me for?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Why do you think we're looking at you?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Come on, Deco...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42What was that?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Ignore it. It's just them two playing jokes on us.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Huh?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48They have this whole house wired.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50It's one gigantic Halloween booby trap.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56How did we turn off the power if we're standing here next to you?

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Maybe it's a power cut?

0:20:57 > 0:21:00THUNDER RUMBLES

0:21:00 > 0:21:02And a thunderstorm?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Seriously, what's going on?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- I don't know.- Yes, you do!

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Just give it a rest.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15How are you doing that?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Does your smoke machine have a remote control or something?

0:21:18 > 0:21:19No.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Tara, I'm scared.- Me too.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What do we have to do?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25SPOOKY MUSIC

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Do what it says, GET OUT!

0:21:34 > 0:21:35OPEN THE DOOR!

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Let's go upstairs.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Are you crazy?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51That's what my mistake was.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53He's right.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Rule number one - don't stay in a haunted house.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Get out as fast as you can!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59But we're locked in.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00You guys, do what you like.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01We're going upstairs.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Come on.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Rule number two - never split up.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Is there any other way out?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09No.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hello, police?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yeah, we need someone over here now.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17There's a monster in our house.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Yeah, I know it's Halloween but it's not a prank phone call...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24ROY'S TEETH CHATTER

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Hello?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hello?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31OK, we're going to go up to my room and lock the door, OK?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- OK, let's go.- Come on.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38SCREAMING

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's locked!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45The bathroom.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01(Right, everybody, ready?

0:23:01 > 0:23:02(One, two, three.)

0:23:10 > 0:23:11What are we going to do?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I don't know.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16ROY, BECKY & DECO GASP

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Who says we don't know how to scare youse any more?

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Ah, it was all a set-up?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- ALL:- Happy Halloween!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34And you little snakes were in on it as well?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37It serves you right.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Guys, I think there's something wrong with Roy.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Roy?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Roy?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Up here.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49THEY SCREAM

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55ARGH! HELP!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Proud of yourselves?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Look, don't worry about it, son. It's very simple.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Now, on the count of three,

0:24:08 > 0:24:10I want you to run over here and jump into your skin.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Not very scientific, is it?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Do you have you any better ideas, do you?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Do you have a hoover?- What?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19What do you want a hoover for?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Don't worry about cleaning up, Maura will sort that out later on.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Let's get him fixed first. - Scientific...

0:24:24 > 0:24:26OK, we get the message.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28We go too far.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31And we blew the holiday fund on a smoke machine.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35It was worth every penny, mind you.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37No, Bill. Enough's enough.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41We scared our own son out of his skin.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46Next year, we're not dressing up or decorating the house.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I guess we'll just have to make more out of Christmas, won't we?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Ho-ho-ho(!)

0:24:51 > 0:24:52'It's the next day.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53'Roy is back to normal

0:24:53 > 0:24:56'and he and Deco are returning the stolen sweets

0:24:56 > 0:24:58'to their rightful owners.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00..and remember the bit when your dad was banging at the door.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02It was like "Bump, bump, bump."

0:25:02 > 0:25:05That was so scary.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Are you saying you had fun?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Ha! No.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, at the time, I was bricking it but now...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Well, yeah, like nothing bad happened.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yeah.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Sorry for scaring youse last night.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Ha, not me!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21And you still owe me sweets -

0:25:21 > 0:25:25that bag that you gave me last night was full of liquorice and fruit.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Roy, are your mum and dad having a haunted house next year?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Me and Becky told them not to.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Why? Last night was amazing. - Totally.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Well, yeah, I suppose it was.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Hey, son.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Did you give the bags back?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Every last one.- Good boy.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Becky?- What's up?

0:26:13 > 0:26:14I need to ask you something

0:26:14 > 0:26:16and don't go mad

0:26:16 > 0:26:19but I think it's the right thing to do.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Don't worry.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22I already know what you're going to say.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Really?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27And do you agree?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Yeah.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Ha.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32OK, then, let's go.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43What are you planning to do with all the rubbish?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Well, what does it look like, love?

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Yeah. No more haunted house for the O'Briens.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Or...

0:26:51 > 0:26:55You can keep all of this for next year.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56On one condition.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00What?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03You have to think of something a lot scarier.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Rawr!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08THEY SCREAM & LAUGH

0:27:12 > 0:27:14SHE HISSES