0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'All Roy really wants is to fit in, but it's very hard to
0:00:16 > 0:00:19'stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Roy!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Roy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Roy!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Ha-ha!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'It's a usual morning at the O'Brien household...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Well, as usual as things can be.'
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Roy, come on. We trust you to wake yourself up
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and you're already running late, five minutes ago.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55OK, start the car running!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Whoa!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Is getting ready on the stairs really worth
0:01:04 > 0:01:05the extra few minutes in bed?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12That's a fair point. Do you want a hand getting in the car?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Don't worry about it, love.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm sure we can find a better photo to replace it with.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I wouldn't count on it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Come on, you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22ROY WHIMPERS
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Family album... never been our strong point.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32At least we're consistent, though.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35When people ask me why we don't have many up,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I always say they got destroyed when the basement was flooded.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45And...they tend not to notice we don't have a basement.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Listen, Roy,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53you're going to have to start acting a bit more carefully
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- around the house.- What do you mean?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Well, let's just say that your current level is hurricane.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00All right? I'm going to need you to
0:02:00 > 0:02:02downgrade it slightly to a tropical storm.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04You want me to be like a tropical storm?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06No, that, no... that's not what I'm saying.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07What I'm saying is you're going to
0:02:07 > 0:02:09have to start acting more responsibly.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12What? I'm super-responsible.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ugh!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19One Ballyfermot. Two Ballyfermot.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Three Ballyfermot. Four Ballyfermot. Five Ballyfermot.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24That doesn't prove anything.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Well, in fairness to him, I normally get to 11 Ballyfermots.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- CHILDREN CHATTER - OK, OK, settle down, settle down.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Now, today isn't going to be your average experiment.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41In fact, some might go so far as to call it an EGGS-per...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Yes, Mr Lucey's right, this is no ordinary experiment. Now...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48the class is going to be divided into pairs
0:02:48 > 0:02:51and each given the job of looking after one of these for a week.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Ha!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56But, Miss, they're a bunch of eggs?!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59So at the end of the seven days,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02the best parenting duo is going to be given a special prize.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And, Niall, before you even ask...
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Yes, it is an actual prize, donated by The Southside People Newspaper.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Now, Mr Lucey, I believe that you were dividing up the...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15EGGS-periment!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Paul, I think it's just the list, there, when you're ready. The list.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23The list, yeah, OK. So...
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Gravity, we meet again, my old friend.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34ELASTIC STRETCHES
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Sorry.- It's all right. - It's one of those...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I was up all night...doing it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44PAPER RUSTLES
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Sir, is this the list?
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh...yes. Thank you, Roy.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00The list.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Now, lovely. OK, so, the partners are...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Do us a favour there, love, will you?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Keep next Saturday free, won't you?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Why? What you got planned?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18That's for you to know and me to find out.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I'm guessing he meant that the other way around.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30And the final three pairs are... Abby with Deco. Roy with Tara.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And last but not least... Niall and Sean.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Erm, Ms Jervis, I think that's actually...
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Some of the most progressive thinking
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I have ever seen at this school.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43If only other teachers followed your lead.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Well...that's why I did it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I mean, it's not every day you get to do an EGGS-per...
0:04:48 > 0:04:51We heard the joke the first time. ROY LAUGHS
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yeah, laugh it up. We're not embarrassed.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Heads, you're mother, tails, I'm father.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Tara, you are happy we're together, aren't you?
0:05:03 > 0:05:10Well, sure... It's just, sometimes you can be a little irresponsible.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You want me to be more like a tropical storm too?
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Sure, yeah... Look, I'm going away this weekend with my family.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Why don't you look after the egg? You can prove me wrong.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Really? So you do trust me to look after him?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Well, seeing as I don't really have a choice, yeah, why not?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33You won't regret this!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38One Lionel Messi. Two Lionel Messi.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Three Lionel Messi. Four...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41This still doesn't prove anything.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44SHE SIGHS
0:05:46 > 0:05:50So, er, how long are you going to keep it for?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Just a week. It's going to be a piece of cake.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Ah, Roy!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57What? He was minding my seat for me.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Ma, when Roy breaks his egg tonight, can we use it to make pancakes?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Becky! Roy, how come they gave you such a dirty egg?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, no, that's just because
0:06:07 > 0:06:10me and Niall were playing catch with it on the way home.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18What?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22You guys don't think I'm going to break him as well, do you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Erm...Bill?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Listen to your mother.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Ugh! UGH!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- UGH! - DOOR SLAMS
0:06:39 > 0:06:43So just to confirm, that was a yes on pancakes later, was it?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Ma, when Roy breaks his egg tonight, can we use it to make pancakes?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'm going to need you to downgrade it slightly to a tropical storm.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Sometimes you can be a little... irresponsible.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59We'll show them just how responsible we can be, Roy Junior.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01We'll show them all.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12LOUD CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Ah! What in the name...?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- We're up! We're up!- Ah!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19ROY!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Maura!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Roy, can you please just turn that off?!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Shh. Can you keep your voice down, please?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33What are you doing?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Playing classical music to Roy Junior.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Roy Junior?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, it's supposed to be good for his development.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Why, does deafening him boost his other senses?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It's five in the morning...
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Look, from now on, why don't you use these instead?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51We'll think about it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Are you really sure we should be encouraging this?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yeah, I think it's good. It shows he can handle responsibility.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Roy, if you plug them in, it works better.- Come on.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Aw, yeah. Thanks, Ma!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04No problem.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22THUD!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32CLATTER!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Roy, what is the meaning...?- Shh.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45- Roy, where is...?- Don't.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Roy, do you know how the...? What?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52How... Do you know how proud of you the both of us are?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57That you're taking such an interest in this experiment.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hey, you haven't forgotten
0:08:59 > 0:09:01about Operation Portrait later on, have you?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Of course I haven't. Now can you go?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I was just getting him settled down again.- All right.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Now...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18'Unknown to Maura, Operation Portrait is the imaginative name given
0:09:18 > 0:09:21'to a plan that Bill has been hatching for the last few days.'
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Becky, you look...nice.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Happy anniversary, love.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Er, it's not our anniversary.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34No. No, I knew that... but here's a present for you anyway.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, thank you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- An hour in a photography studio? - Yep. You see, now you'll be able to
0:09:41 > 0:09:44have that family portrait you always wanted.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46At least, one you'd be able to hang up in the hall,
0:09:46 > 0:09:47without being embarrassed.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Becky's even been practising her smiles. Show her, Becks.- Oh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Oh, wow...lovely.- Yeah. Knockout.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56But what about, you know who?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Roy!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Aw!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, you are the best husband ever.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Well, you're not wrong, you know.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Now, go on and put your glad rags on, go on.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- You're welcome.- Ha-ha!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Does his bow-tie look straight to you?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, right, he's coming as well, is he?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Well, duh, it's a family portrait.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Now, just to, er, warn you, we're not, er...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27we're not the most traditional-looking family unit.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30It's OK, er, her smile's a bit weird but, er...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32you'll be fine.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, no, er... I wasn't talking about her...
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Da, you left Roy Junior in the car.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Ha, yes, I was referring to the cartoon boy wheeling in an egg.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47OK. OK, O'Brien family, let's get into formation.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Make sure you get a shot of his good side, now.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54OK, we'll go on three. One, two, three.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00OK, I've done my weekend shift with Beyonce. It's your turn.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03BOY LAUGHS
0:11:08 > 0:11:10What are you doing?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13This is definitely going to get us that prize.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14But it's bright pink.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I've a dark pink one if it suits better.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20This isn't funny, OK?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Ah, O'Leary, Mother has the exact same handbag.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yeah...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Deco!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31OK, it's your turn to mind it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33My family's been laughing at me all weekend.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Why haven't we given it a name yet?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- We have. It's called The Egg.- Catchy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Hey, just rise above it, will you? - Why would I care what people think?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45So the egg made it through the weekend?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Er, yeah, kept me up most of last night too.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50HE YAWNS
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Right, well, where is he?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I was supposed to bring him?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57See, this is what I was talking about, Roy.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Bring him in tomorrow.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01CHILDREN LAUGH
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Aw, it's not fair to move you.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I mean, we're only just getting to know each other, right?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Yeah, that's exactly what I thought too.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Ha, come on.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23NOSTALGIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:02 > 0:13:05SIZZLING
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Ma!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12How could you do that in front of him??
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's fine, love.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Roy, are you OK? - EGGSHELL CRACKS
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Am I OK? Am I OK?!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Look at him, he's a nervous wreck.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Roy, he's an egg, there's nothing wrong with him -
0:13:25 > 0:13:27it's you we should be worried about.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I don't know, Ma,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32looks like the first stages of post-traumatic stress disorder.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34SHE SIGHS
0:13:34 > 0:13:38After I look up what that means, we're taking you straight to court!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Thanks, Becky.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Sorry, I couldn't help it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47'Roy, unable to book time with the nurse,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50'has decided to seek help elsewhere.'
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, come on, there must be something you can give him!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Bit of salt might do the trick?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57SHE LAUGHS
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ah, come on, this is serious, people!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Everything OK with the egg, Roy?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Erm...yeah, of course it is.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh, silly me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I must have forgot him again.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I have to run away now.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22OK, just take deep breaths.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Tara, what are you doing here?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I'm taking the egg, Roy. Look at you, you're cracking up.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33This stress isn't good for you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I'm not stressed, it's called being responsible.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38And you can't take him away from me.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40He's in a delicate way at the moment.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42You're the one in a delicate way.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And besides, what do you actually think will happen
0:14:45 > 0:14:46when I take him?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54WHISK WHIRRS
0:14:56 > 0:14:57You really think I'd do that?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59No.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01I'm taking him, Roy.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05No...oh, no, no, wait!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I've a better idea. Why don't we let HIM decide?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Let's both call him, and the one he goes to
0:15:12 > 0:15:17gets to keep him. Come here... come on. Come here, Roy Junior.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Ha-ha, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29ROY!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34So, while we're all really proud of Roy's commitment to the
0:15:34 > 0:15:37experiment, we all agreed it might be best for everyone
0:15:37 > 0:15:39if he spent the night at Niall's.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41That means she kicked him out.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44But thankfully, Becky here has volunteered to babysit.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45She forced me to.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47PHONE RINGS
0:15:50 > 0:15:53No, Roy, I'm not getting him to say hi again.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Stop calling me.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00In fairness, he did offer you babysitting money.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02ANOTHER PHONE RINGS
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Roy...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Three sweets and a hair bobbin,
0:16:07 > 0:16:09which I'm pretty sure was mine anyway.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- I'm thrilled. - Er, that means she's not thrilled.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14A THIRD PHONE RINGS
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Hey, Niall, can I borrow your house phone?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Don't tell me you're checking up on that egg again.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26We've barely even seen you since he came along.
0:16:26 > 0:16:32What? No! It's just...I want to ring my dad for the football scores.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34OK.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46PHONE RINGS
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- Hello?- 'Hey, Becky, it's me, I think we got cut off there.'
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Listen, when you're putting Roy Junior to bed,
0:16:56 > 0:16:58make sure he's warm enough.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Sure thing, Roy.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04He's all tucked in now.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Good night, Niall.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Night.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Good night, Roy Junior.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23HE HUMS
0:17:48 > 0:17:50EGG SIZZLES
0:18:05 > 0:18:10'After a night away, Roy is eager to reunite with his beloved egg.'
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Good morning, Roy Junior...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18BECKY!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What? Where's Roy Junior?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Are you blind? He's just...
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Becky, where's Roy Junior?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I don't know, I left him there last night.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36So you're saying he's...missing.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39EGGSHELL CRACKS
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Roy, just calm down. It's not that bad, OK?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I'm coming for you, Roy Junior!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Everything all right?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53All right?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Nope. Nope.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Nope. Nope.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Er...he's about this big, and... - CHICKENS CLUCK
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Hey, I'm talking to you!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Ugh...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I understand you're looking to report a missing person.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Can you describe the person to me?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Erm...OK.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Well, he's small...
0:19:56 > 0:19:59brown...oval, he is...
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08No.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12No.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18No.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's him!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24That's him! Yeah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29We'll see what we can do.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Thanks, guys. I'll see you out.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Well, well, you're never going to guess who I found!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Da...- What?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58That isn't him.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01What? Yeah, yes, it is. Yeah, it is.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Look at all that painstaking detail around the eye.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, it's useless. I'm never going to find him.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- All right, Roy. All right. It's... - WATER RUSHES
0:21:09 > 0:21:12..time that I told you a little something about Roy Junior.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17He...he may have been involved in a snack-related accident.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- HE GASPS - Roy Junior.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Look, when do you have to bring him back?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Tomorrow.- Right, well, I'll go and get some Sellotape.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31There's no point, he's already broken.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Not for him. For you. - ROY WHIMPERS
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Sellotape.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42'And so, a petrified Roy brings his egg
0:21:42 > 0:21:45'to the fateful day of the experiment.'
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I particularly love this one. Amazing work on the egg, you two.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Yeah...I just think that he's teached us,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57as much as we've teached him.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02OK. So, next we have Roy and Tara...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- ..rather, just Roy. - HEARTBEAT THUMPS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Roy, your egg?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Eh...yeah, sure.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Erm...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Roy, what's going on?
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Eh, it's just, you know...erm...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24He's cracking up.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25He's going to blow, sir.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Students, duck and cover! - THEY SCREAM
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Hi, sorry I'm late.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Here's Roy Junior.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Are we safe to come out? - I think so.
0:22:38 > 0:22:44Oh, wow...perfect condition. Congratulations, yous two.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Are you all right, Roy?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Yeah. Ha-ha! - EGGSHELL CRACKS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Sorry, I hated seeing how stressed you were getting,
0:22:51 > 0:22:54so I switched eggs when I was over earlier in the week...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I didn't make things worse, did I?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Ah, sure, it was hardly any hassle anyway.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well, we seem to be doing a lot better than anyone else.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah. Ha-ha!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08So, you're telling me that only two eggs came through the experiment?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Niall and Sean, what happened to yours?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Er...we must have left it at home.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Oh, right. So we come to the prizes.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25The runners-up are... HE IMITATES A TRUMPET
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Declan and Abby. Whoo!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Right, Mr Lucey, their prizes, if you please.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39"EGG-cellence in EGGS-perimation"?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41EGG-cellence in EGGS-perimentation, yes.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- I'll print one off for you tomorrow, Declan.- No, you're grand.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49And because of their clear level of care and worry, which only a real
0:23:49 > 0:23:54parent could show, our special first prize goes to...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Tara and Roy. Whoo!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- TANNOY:- Roy O'Brien! Come to my office, at once.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05So, O'Brien... Care to explain this?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Right...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Well, I guess our new special prize-winners are Deco and Abby.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Give it!- No!- I did all the hard work!- Now, hang on, calm down.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Stop it! - EGG CRACKS
0:24:25 > 0:24:26O'Leary!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Come on, sir. I didn't even mean it that time.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31No, no. Now, hang on. Marks are docked
0:24:31 > 0:24:34for throwing your children at authority figures, Declan.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Don't, don't! This is not finished, O'Leary.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39I'll see you back in here later.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Wait! Wait! Why am I the one getting in trouble?!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46They didn't even bring in their egg.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Oh, yeah? So what do you call... THIS?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh! Oh, would you believe it?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55The only two to succeed are the two boys.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58And I couldn't think of more fitting winners of our special prize.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59So what's our prize?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Your photo is going to run on the front cover of the Southside People.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Isn't that great?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07CAMERA CLICKS
0:25:07 > 0:25:09We need to find every single copy of that paper.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12'As the class comes to an end, so does the experiment.'
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Roy, I'll be needing him back now.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Really? But...but, I...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Roy, you've given him a great start
0:25:27 > 0:25:29but it's time to let him go.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah, I know...
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Well, I guess this is goodbye, Roy Junior.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Stay away from frying pans...and my da.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43And don't feel like you can't visit...
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Roy?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Bye-bye.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Well done. That must have been hard.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Ah, come on, Tara, it's just an egg.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Oh, hey, wait up, guys.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I haven't slagged you about your photo yet.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09'And so life returns to normal in the O'Brien house.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12'Well, normal apart from one small difference.'
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Ha! Look at this.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- Believe me, I've had enough of that egg to do us for...- No, no.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- No, look.- Aw...
0:26:19 > 0:26:22He must have got a new photo.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24That is sweet.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Well, looks like eggs are back on the menu. Oh, yes!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You know, that was very good of you to do that for your mam.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38You know, I never realised just how much work goes into being a parent.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, well, in fairness, son,
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I probably make it look an awful lot easier than it is.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Da, was I as much hassle as Roy Junior?
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Well, if we compare Roy Junior to, let's say, a tropical storm...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I'm like a hurricane?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56In monsoon season.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57But you know what?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00You're probably just about worth it.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Thanks, Da.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08And in fairness, you're a lot more responsible than I was at your age.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Just out of curiosity, what did you do with that other picture?
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Oh, I threw it out. It was just a silly experiment.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Oh, right. Roy, well, you could have fooled us, son.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Anyway, night, Roy.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Night, Da.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Da?- Yeah.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31This is my room.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, yeah. No, I knew that, I knew that.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Good night, Roy Junior.