0:00:04 > 0:00:06This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street,
0:00:09 > 0:00:13the only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15All Roy really wants is to fit in,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- HE YELLS:- Royyyy!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24THEY SCREAM
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- SHE SHOUTS:- Roy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- HE SHOUTS:- Roy!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Things appear to be getting a little tight
0:00:43 > 0:00:44around the O'Brien household...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Come on! Fit!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50SHE INHALES
0:00:50 > 0:00:52That never normally works for me.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53You should try jumping up and down
0:00:53 > 0:00:56while holding your belly in.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Or you could try a pair of my jeans.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Coming, Da.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yeah, just going to drop him at school.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Good idea, Bill.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Whoo! Ooh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I never thought I'd wish for class to start so early.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19It's freezing out here!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Huh?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Property of Roy O'Brien?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Um, I'm not sure you if you should open that.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Open it! Open it!- OK!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's just a load of balloons.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Whoa!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41THEY COUGH
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I worked ages on that booby trap...
0:01:43 > 0:01:45and it was worth it!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46THEY LAUGH
0:01:47 > 0:01:50TEETH CLATTER: S-so s-sick of D-D-eco!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- And for you, Roy. - TEETH CLATTER: So cold.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Class almost f-finished.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Hang in there, R-R-Roy.
0:02:04 > 0:02:10At least this day can't get any worse.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11BELL RINGS
0:02:12 > 0:02:16OK, everyone, remember to read chapter three for tomorrow, OK?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38How are you, son? Are you all right?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Da, I feel sick.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42You poor thing, you.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You know what, I'd offer you some comfort food
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but your mother couldn't fit into her jeans this morning
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and she's going mad trying to get fit.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Oh, no.- I know, she's thrown out all the nice food.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Sausages?!- Yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Look, all what's left is this... bird seed and salad stuff.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I can't even watch the match cos she's in there doing her do
0:03:02 > 0:03:05jujitsu, feng shui, karate, keep fit thingy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16So glad I found this ice cream...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20..hidden behind the frozen peas.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Time for seconds!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Hmm, can't decide if I should have chocolate or vanilla.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Both?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Great idea, Ma!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Are you sure you don't want a bowl?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Oh, yeah, you can't.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Ah, well, more for me!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48That looks deadly!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Can I join in?- Sure, Roy.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Let's go.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54And a one,
0:03:54 > 0:03:55and a two,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57and down.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And salute that sun.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And up and here
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and...HA!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Spirulina and spinach smoothie.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Is that, um... Is that not the same stuff
0:04:15 > 0:04:17that you put on your face last night?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Uh!- It'll do you good! - Mind me six pack.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21More like a 36 pack.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- HE SHRILLS:- "More like a 36 pack."
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Here, sweetheart.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Wouldn't want you to starve now, would I, huh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Enjoy.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Right, cheers.- Cheers, love.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Ugh, I'm so full of mucus, even my thought bubbles are filling up
0:04:40 > 0:04:42with green, slimy gunge.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Ugh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I don't know why I have to suffer just
0:04:46 > 0:04:49because you can't fit into your jeans.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Mine fit perfectly.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's great being young, you can eat what you want.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Yeah, yeah, well, enjoy it while you can
0:04:55 > 0:04:57if you have your father's genes too.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01No wonder you fit into them, Da's jeans are massive.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Uh, hello, excuse me,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04yes, I am actually still in the room, thank you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Genetics, Roy. Genes, not jeans.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, right.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I just don't understand it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm the one who eats healthy in this house
0:05:13 > 0:05:15yet I'm the one who can't fit into her jeans.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm really proud of Bill though.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22He hasn't eaten a single chip or bit of chocolate
0:05:22 > 0:05:24since we started eating right.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I wonder if I could get him into yoga.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29It really is brilliant.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'm a new woman. (Watch this.)
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ooh!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Hey, Roy!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45THEY LAUGH Grr!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Kissy, kissy, Roy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Do you know what,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I reckon Tara would love to see this.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Give it back, or else!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Or else what, genius?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Or else I release the power of my awesome jujitsu.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07THEY LAUGH
0:06:07 > 0:06:08He's doing yoga!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10My ma does that!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yoga?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Your days of messing with the Royster are over...genius!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27THEY CHEER
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ah, minds for moulding.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37HE SNEEZES
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Whoa! Ooh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48No way!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54This can't be good.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Ahhhh.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59OK, just cough for me, Deco.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00No problem, Rashers.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Do...Doctor Rashid.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06HE COUGHS AND HONKS
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Well, this is incredible!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I mean, it's a typical cartoon flu for Roy,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12but it's the first time it's crossed over to humans.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14We're witnessing history!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15I'm going to call it bubble-itis.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Is it serious?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18No, I don't think so.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I mean, I'd say that the worst of the symptoms should pass
0:07:20 > 0:07:23in a few days, the cartoon honking when coughing,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26the uncontrollable thought bubbles...
0:07:26 > 0:07:27TROMBONE SOUNDS
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- ..trombone sneezing. - Is it contagious, doctor?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Well, none of the other kids seem to have got it,
0:07:32 > 0:07:33so I'd have to say no.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35But, um, I mean, I think
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Deco was just unlucky to have come into contact
0:07:38 > 0:07:39with Roy's cartoon gunge.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Right.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44But we should be careful with Roy's thought bubbles just in case.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Try not to think of anything for a few days, OK, Roy?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Easy peasy. I'm an expert.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54This is horrible.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Everyone can see what I'm thinking.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Not as if I have anything to hide though.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02HE SIGHS
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Don't look at me!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14This hall pass is for 11.30, it's now 11.31.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15One minute has expired.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18HE SHOUTS 'Stop running in the corridor!'
0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE LAUGHS
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Do you take me some kind of fool, young man?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27No, sir.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Stop it, brain!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I have never been so insulted in all my life!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Trust me, O'Leary, there will be consequences!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Come on, up to class.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Wow, he looks really down.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54I'm not surprised.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57The teachers are holding a meeting to discuss Deco's
0:08:57 > 0:08:59antisocial thought behaviour.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Maybe they'll suspend him.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03No-one's ever been suspended before.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04THUNDER CRACKS
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, it is really hard when people can see everything you feel.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Maybe I should help him.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Roy is insane for wanting to help Deco at all.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well, I think Roy is being very kind.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yeah, but Deco doesn't understand kind.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21I'd love to have cartoon bubbles,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24it'd be like texting with your brain!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yeah, you'd need a brain first.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE LAUGHS
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Deco's one of my best students.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It's very out of character for him.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Out of character or not, there must be consequences.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- IT BOINGS - What's that?!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47We know it's you, Roy.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Sorry for sticking my nose...erm, eye in,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01but I heard that you were discussing Deco's thought bubbles and...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03This is not a public meeting, O'Brien.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05No, no, no, go ahead, Roy.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09We could do with a cartoon boy's point of view.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, one of the hardest things about being a cartoon
0:10:12 > 0:10:13is having to deal with bubbles.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15They just keep happening.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Sometimes you just can't stop them like a burp or a...
0:10:18 > 0:10:19HE BREAKS WIND
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Oh, wow, perfect timing, yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Thank you, O'Brien,
0:10:25 > 0:10:31we appreciate your...unique and rather fragrant input.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Time to go.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Well, that was very insightful.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I think we need to view Declan's thought bubbles from a holistic
0:10:43 > 0:10:44and considerate position.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46He's insulted me publicly!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48He needs to be suspended.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Derek, this school works on positive reinforcement
0:10:51 > 0:10:53not old-fashioned punishments.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, we'll see what the board think of this.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Look, I'll speak to Declan.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I know there won't be any further problems.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03HE LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Well, we'll try it your way, Ms Jervis,
0:11:05 > 0:11:10but if anything like this happens again, we'll deal with it my way...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13using good, old-fashioned discipline!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Fine.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20(Never going to happen.)
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Ms Jervis fails to realise that without rules there is chaos.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33This is the result of following rules.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Someone has to stand up to Jervis...sorry, "Jane"
0:11:38 > 0:11:40and her progressive disciplinary methods.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46It's time this school had a leader who believes in real discipline!
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Excuse me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Sir.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00You marked one of my questions wrong when it's actually right.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04May I remind you, Declan, that you are the student here
0:12:04 > 0:12:06and I am the teacher!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Think of something nice.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18- CLASS:- Aww!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Perfect, Deco!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26TRICKLING
0:12:26 > 0:12:29O'Leary, to my study now.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm going to recommend that you be expelled, Declan.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Aw, what! Please, don't.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm always top of your class!
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I'm sorry it has to be you of all students, but rules are rules.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58We've tried it Ms Jervis' way, now it's time to do it my way.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04It'll soon become clear who should really be principal in this school.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05HE SNORTS
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Thanks for nothing, Roy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You've made everything worse.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15I'm being kicked out!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19But...but...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Thanks to you, my ma has to come into school and everything!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You're toast, Roy.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Argh!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36But it's not my fault!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Yeah, we know.- Huh?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Look, I know he'd never admit this to anyone
0:13:42 > 0:13:44but Deco is really a big mammy's boy.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Really?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48She'll be devastated if he gets kicked out.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Can't let that happen.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It'd destroy him.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53This is the first school he's ever liked.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Wow, I didn't know.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58But I already tried, I just made it worse.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01But it can't get any worse, he's getting kicked out.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05You're a cartoon. This is a cartoon problem. Deal with it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Before tomorrow!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Or else.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Huh...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22What's with the spacesuit? Did Ma eat Brussels sprouts again?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No, worse.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29She's caught your bubble-itis!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Oh, no!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yep, and Becky too.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Now they can see what the other one is really thinking.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37They have been at each other's throats all day.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's like a warzone in there.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Right, I won't be going in there so. - Sit down.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Are you going to eat those?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Well, I'm not now, am I?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54After you putting your infectious paws all over them!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I have to be really careful, son.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I can't catch bubble-itis.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04If your mother knew what I was really thinking half of the time...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Aw, I'd be dead!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Sometimes too much truth can be a bad thing.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14But I thought truth was supposed to be a good thing.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it is, it is,
0:15:16 > 0:15:21but sometimes it's better to wrap things up a little white lie.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25What?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Ha-ha. Hey, that's karma.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Karma.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33The frog?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Oh, curry?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Oh, chicken korma, chicken korma, chicken korma, chicken korma,
0:15:49 > 0:15:50- chick...- Raw kale and almond salad -
0:15:50 > 0:15:54just what we need to get rid of this awful bubble-itis.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I'm grand on the raw kale, Ma, thanks.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Mm... These are the best crisps I have ever had.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Da, can I have 20 quid? I'm going to the movies after dinner.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05No way.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06What?!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Not till the weekend. You still have that essay to do.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, so you think I'm some kind of dictator now, do you?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Oh, so you think
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'm a spoiled princess?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20I never said that!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Eh, well, it's written
0:16:22 > 0:16:23all over your head!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Ha-ha! Now you know what it's like being me! Ha-ha!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Mm... Lovely!
0:16:38 > 0:16:43It has a taste of lovely...raw...green stuff.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49With overtones of...grass.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Well, I don't know about you,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53but I hardly miss any of that food we were poisoning ourselves with.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Ma.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yes, love?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Er, thanks for the grub.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Ah, you're welcome, love. Here, have some more.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Don't worry, Da, plenty more where that came from.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Come on. Go on.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Wow, I don't want to see Deco being expelled.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Even if he has it in for me.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25The only thing is...I haven't got a clue if I can help him.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29I said I was sorry!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What's going on?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Your stupid cartoon bubbles are going on, that's what!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Dad said he was sneaking out for some chips.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42My cartoon bubble showed him as a big fat whale.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Now he's all upset.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yikes.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49If only he knew what it was like to have a cartoon bubble.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's all your fault, Roy.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Ugh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23OK, we go into each room before everyone arrives
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and you burst one of my gungey thought bubbles in each one.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- BOTH:- Got it.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32OK... Thought bubbles, thought bubbles. Something cool.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35That's your idea of something cool?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Er... It's a vampire bunny.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Oh, no! Not now...
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I must be getting better!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's all Ma's healthy cooking.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Roy, I have an idea!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Hold the bucket steady.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58And...now!
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Aww! Gross! Eurgh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Now, atomisers!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Operation Green Goblin is go!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36SPY MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Nice one, lads.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Derek...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Does it smell weird in here?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Erm...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41HE SNIFFS
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Aw!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Ugh!
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Ugh...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52SHE WHISTLES A TUNE
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm asking for a raise.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Morning, everybody.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Right, let's...
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Ugh, ahh!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Em...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Ah, aw!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Eww!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22What is this?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Well, eh, I guess that's where that mould experiment
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I lost last week ended up.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Ugh... I'm going to vom.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I don't think that's going to help.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Calm down, class, it's just a little harmless mould and bacteria.
0:21:35 > 0:21:41Now let's see what our little friends have been up too, shall we?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44HE HUMS
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Hello, that looks like...
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I think that bacteria just winked at me.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53ROY CHUCKLES
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Ugh, I think I'm getting a cold.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Yeah, me too.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I hope I'm OK for the party at the weekend.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I bought this new dress for it. What do you think?
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Pretty cool, huh?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, it's lovely! It really suits you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11SHE SNEEZES
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Oh, I'm sorry! It wasn't what I was thinking. I...
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Stupid bubble!
0:22:22 > 0:22:23That's OK.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27You obviously have a better grasp of fashion than I do.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Ahh-choo!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh, really?!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Uh-oh, that's not good.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Do you think Abby would ever like me?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Sure!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Ahh-choo!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Ahh-choo!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56See, Sean, that's why I like you so much. You might be weird,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58but you say and do whatever you think!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Thanks.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Strawberry, excellent choice.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05SHE SNEEZES
0:23:07 > 0:23:08HE SNEEZES
0:23:11 > 0:23:12SHE SNEEZES
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Ha-ha, wahay!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Do you think we got enough in the teachers' office?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22We'll soon find out. Hey, look!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yeah, thanks. OK, bye-bye.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:32 > 0:23:34NOSE TRUMPETS
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Really, Mr Lucey, do you have... - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Come in.- Never mind.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Oh, please, Ms O'Leary, take a seat.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Thank you so much for coming in to see us.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I am so sorry about all of this.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I don't really know what else to say.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Well, I'm sure that we...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Let me be straight with you, Ms...
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Declan's mam.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I've always had the highest standards of behaviour
0:24:15 > 0:24:18in this school, and despite some people's beliefs
0:24:18 > 0:24:20in alternatives to punishment,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I have always had the strong belief that...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24SHE SNEEZES
0:24:26 > 0:24:28HE SQUAWKS
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Sorry, something stuck in my throat there.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I am so sorry. I didn't mean...
0:24:36 > 0:24:41Quite clearly, Ms Jervis, you have absolutely no...ahh...ahh...
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Ahh-choo!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47SHE WAILS
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Ahem, ahem. Clearly we all need to...need to...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Ahh...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Ah...almost let that one go. Aa-choo!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01KISS SMACKS
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oooh!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well, obviously this bubble-itis is having very strange
0:25:06 > 0:25:07effect on everyone.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11I mean, these bubbles are clearly very open to interpretation.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yes, it is a bit!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18What I propose is that we overlook Declan's previous bubble trouble
0:25:18 > 0:25:20and we, on behalf of the school,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24offer our most sincere apology to Declan and his mum here.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Agreed, agreed.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- But...but...but...but...but! - What Mr Hammond is trying to say
0:25:29 > 0:25:33is that he is personally very, very sorry for this misunderstanding.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Apology accepted.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Ow.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56The lads told me what you did for me.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Ah...you're welcome.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Ow!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06You get one week off. Then after that, it's business as usual.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14You just don't understand me!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Well, you never listen to a word I say!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19That's cos I've heard it all a million times before!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Hey, hey, hey. Excuse me for interrupting, ladies,
0:26:21 > 0:26:22but I'm starving. What's for tea?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Quinoa and beetroot.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27All right, then, Little Miss Perfect, you cook!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Fine! I'll do my veggie tofu risotto.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Ugh!- Look at yous, look. Like two peas in a pod.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Both throwing up in your cartoon bubbles.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39- BOTH: We're not alike!- Really?!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- BOTH: She...- Ah, yeah... - BOTH: Ugh.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Come on, come on, time for a hug. Hug your mammy. Maura, come on.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- He drives me nuts.- Tell me about it.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00So, can I go to the movies, then?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03OK. And your jeans are washed. There you go.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Wait, these aren't mine.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08You must've got our jeans mixed up again.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09You mean...
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Now wait, wait a second!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Now wait a second, that means you were getting upset
0:27:13 > 0:27:15about not being able to fit into Becky's jeans.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Ha! So I've been eating cardboard for nothing!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20This is the best thing I've ever done all year.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24This yoga is really paying off. Lads, this skirt.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27All of yee as well, this skirt is a whole size smaller
0:27:27 > 0:27:30than what I usually wear. Look, see?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Bill, does my bum look big in this?
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- It, erm...- Got an answer? - Oh, no!- Da...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Aa-choo!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Pizza, that's a brilliant idea.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Nice one, Da.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Phew!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Wha...! Whoa!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Whoa!
0:28:07 > 0:28:08Stupid chocolate!