Stupid Cupid

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Roy!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37ROY!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39He-he!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44'Everyone has an off day,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- 'where they feel a little out of sorts.'- Look!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50'Poor Miss Jervis has had an off week.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53'She isn't just a little out of sorts,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55'she appears to be a lot out of sorts.'

0:00:55 > 0:00:56SHE GASPS

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Huh! She's been scatty all week - it's brilliant!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ha-ha, I know.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Deco convinced her that we could dress up as anything we wanted.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Arr! That be true, me hearties!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18You guys are cruel, taking advantage of her!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20She must be upset about something.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Well, I'm going to make the best out of it!

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Wait until you see my astronaut outfit - it's out of this world!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27BELL RINGS

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Ah, Miss Jervis! May I bring to your attention exhibit A?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Aw, Roy, what are you doing?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'm a Roystronaut, Miss!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, now, Roy, while I approve of your creative outfit,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I'm afraid that you can't just... - But Miss,

0:01:48 > 0:01:52you told Deco that we could dress up yesterday. Do you not remember?

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Did I? Oh, right. Probably did, yeah. Good.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Well, I never.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Right, O'Brien, I want you to get that thing off your head right now

0:02:06 > 0:02:09or I'll give you so much homework you'll really be seeing stars!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- It's stuck!- Come on, O'Brien.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Argh! Oh, I can't see!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Arrrgghhh! Help me! I'm... Oww!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Calm down, O'Brien! Calm down! - Get it off! Get it off!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Relax!- Get it off!- Relax, O'Brien!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38This blasted thing won't come off!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Arrrrgggh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42CRASH

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, phew.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Thanks, Sir!

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Oh... oh. Argh.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- You all right, Sir? - Roy!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I miss you, Pete. This is all my fault.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03If I wasn't so busy with this school, I'd have you with me.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- I can't, this is too hard. - SHE SOBS

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Pull yourself together, Jane!

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Poor thing!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh, sorry, Tara, didn't see you there. Come on in.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh, it's nothing.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21It's just the permission slip from my Mam for the soccer camp.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Good, good.- You OK, Miss?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Yeah, mm-hmm. Fine. Thank you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Miss Jervis is depressed because she split up with her boyfriend Pete.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- No way.- Even worse, I think he ran away with her sister!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, no! I've been messing all week

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and she's been heartbroken!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- We warned you.- Ugh, I feel awful!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Aw, poor Miss Jervis!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57She's been so good to me ever since I arrived.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58We have to cheer her up!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02You boys should stay out of it. You'll only make it worse.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Hey!- I resemble that comment!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Resent.- Look, this is Jervis we're talking about.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10This school is everything because of her.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12She doesn't deserve to be sad.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14We have to make this right.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's too important!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19This needs a girlie touch, Roy.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Well, you try your way and we'll try ours,

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- then we're twice as likely to cheer her up! Yeah?- Yeah.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Here she comes!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Em... Ahem!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Oh!- This is for you, Miss!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Sorry, Roy, I didn't see you there.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Just so you know, we think you're deadly.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53A puppy...

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- What just happened?- Beats me.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Something has to be done!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I agree she's been a bit shaky lately but she just needs a bit of time!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08She's not fit to be principal in the state she's in!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Lay off, Mr Hammond. You'd be the same if you missed someone you loved!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's not my fault she couldn't keep Pete around.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17And frankly, her personal life is not my problem!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20She's so stressed she's talking about taking

0:05:20 > 0:05:23an extended leave over this.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28But of course you'd love that, wouldn't you, Principal Hammond?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32How dare you suggest I'd use her pain for my gain!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You need to back off, Derek!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Jane doesn't need your nonsense on top of this.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Nonsense?! Nonsense?! Well...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- your hair is nonsense! - HE SNORTS

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well, your face is nonsense!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Wow!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- At least I have hair! - I heard that!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You should have seen them!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59They were all like, "Your hair is stupid!"

0:05:59 > 0:06:00HE SNORTS

0:06:00 > 0:06:02"Oh, yeah, Well, your face is stupid!"

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Priceless!

0:06:04 > 0:06:05But the bad thing is,

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Mr Lucey reckons that Miss Jervis is going to take extended leave

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- cos of the whole Pete thing.- What?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14What if she decides to leave and never come back?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16BELL RINGS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20No, she can't leave us!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I can't imagine school without her.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Me neither. She's the best.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29And guess who'll become principal if she does leave?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Hammo!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33She can't go! She just can't!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I remember what it was like!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42This is for you, Miss!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- We made you vouchers. - Cos you're so nice.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48And you're always working super hard to make the school brill!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Aw! "One hug voucher, to be used if feeling down.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57"One manicure and polish, to make you feel special."

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Abby does the best nails ever.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Girls, that is so nice. Thank you.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09See, that's how it's done, fellas!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- SHE SOBS - Pete! I miss doing your nails!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21We made her even worse!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Wow, Pete should never have left her. She did his nails!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Ma always grosses out about cutting Da's toenails.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Chocolate is always good when you're feeling down.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Thank you.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41I must say, you look really very, very stressed, Jane.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47This whole Pete thing, wow.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I mean, if it were me, I don't know what I'd do.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'd probably take an extended leave, I suppose.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Go home, sort things out, get Pete back.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Some things are more important than all of this.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10We're more than just this school, you know?

0:08:10 > 0:08:14We're people, with lives and loved ones

0:08:14 > 0:08:17who need to be...well, loved.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25And, you know, if you did decide to take leave,

0:08:25 > 0:08:30you needn't worry. I will... Sorry, WE will

0:08:30 > 0:08:34take care of the school when you're gone.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38That is, you know, if you decide to go.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40SHE SOBS

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Maybe you're right, Derek. Maybe you're right.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh... There, there.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I... I didn't mean to upset you.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Um, actually, just forget everything I've just suggested.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Um, look, everything will turn out just fine.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Do you really think so, Derek? - Yes. Yes, of course.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Thank you.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm here for you.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Roy's freaking out about Jervis leaving.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16We all are. I don't know what I'll do if she goes.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's just too horrible to even think about.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22We have to think about her. We have to do something.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I know, but what?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Cheering her up isn't working.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32She's just too upset about her boyfriend.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Everything reminds her of Pete.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36We need to find her a new Pete,

0:09:36 > 0:09:40someone cool and deadly, and she'll be happy to stay!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45No. No. Definitely no.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50My Uncle's best mate, Jimbo the Hammer, would be perfect!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- He looks hard-core! - Oh, he is.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58You boys don't have a clue.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I've found him! The perfect match.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13That's your man out of the Darkest Moon films.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Zach Morgan?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Yeah, I know, ha-ha!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18What?

0:10:18 > 0:10:23Becky says he's hot, Ma says he's lovely, so he's perfect!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah, don't think he's going to come to the school just for a date, Roy.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31But he's shooting a new movie in town.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I sent him a letter about how cool Jervis was and everything, so...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Now this fella is spot on.

0:10:37 > 0:10:42He's my gymnastics coach's brother, Darren.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44He looks like he works in a bank.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46He does!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50It's Miss Jervis we're trying to set up here.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52OK, where's your solution?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I couldn't think of anyone good enough for her.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57It would have to be someone Jervis is comfortable with.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02Someone intelligent, good-looking, with similar values -

0:11:02 > 0:11:06you know, recycling, progressive teaching...

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Thinks outside the box. - Pffft.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13That's a unicorn man - he doesn't exist.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16There has to be someone, someone we're missing.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Bingo!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Aw, guys, he's perfect!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Put the fan and torch back, lads.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You know they're just for science class.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33What? But Miss Jervis said we could!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35See? Chaos!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Thank you! Thank you!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- What?! No, sir, but... - No buts!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47So how do we get Lucey and Jervis to like each other?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50We'll have to make Jervis think that Lucey is being romantic.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Let her make the move.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Nice!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Cool. So what do we do?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Yeah?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Nothing. Just go read comics or something.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Yeah, this requires a special skill.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08No way! Jervis means as much to us as you guys!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Fine. Just don't mess things up! - Yeah!

0:12:14 > 0:12:18OK. So, how are we going to get Lucey and Jervis together?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Romance! It'll be easy.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26You guys go home and watch as many romantic comedies as you can.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Rom-coms? Rom-com is the lowest form of film ever!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33What are you going to do?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I'm going to go read all Becky's girls' magazines.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40They always have stuff on the cover about finding that perfect guy

0:12:40 > 0:12:44and ten awesome dates and stuff. Catch you later.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Operation kissy kissy is go!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Sup, Roy.- Hey, Roy.- Hey, guys.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00So, what did you guys figure out?

0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Well, they all have the guys giving her flowers...- And chocolates.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Although most of the women seemed to be eating ice cream and crying.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10What did you find out?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Well, mainly that all these magazines are brutal.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17What else? Erm... Oh, OK!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20This is what I wrote down.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24"Mood and lighting is important, mystery is vital..."

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Oh, and "scent is a powerful factor in romance".- Scent?

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Smelly stuff. See if you can borrow some perfume and aftershave.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'll take care of the choccies.

0:13:38 > 0:13:43Floral Bouquet. Granny loves it. Ma never uses it. No?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I got this cologne.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Dark Lion. Wow, sounds fancy.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Choccies and romantic lighting - check!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Does this smell of anything to you?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I read in a magazine about this cool French perfume called

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Eau du Toilette.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Ma didn't have any, but Becky said that Eau du Toilette

0:14:10 > 0:14:12was French for toilet water, so she made me some.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22What? It's too strong?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31OK, step one. Get in the mood for love! Ha.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Let the romance begin!

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Hi!- Hi.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08You smell like my gran!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10And you smell like my Uncle Bob.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- I mean, Uncle Bob smelled great.- Oh.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Just going to go and... - He really did.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23(It's not working.)

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Royster took out the light bulbs and put candles in there.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35What for?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38So the mood could be romantic for Lucey and Jervis during break.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40FOOTSTEPS

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Why is it so dark in here? Who turned out the light?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- CRASHING AND BANGING - Ow!

0:15:52 > 0:15:54That went well.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01GIGGLING

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Well done, lads. He really looks attractive now(!)

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Jervis is bound to go for him.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Er... Maybe she'll feel sympathy for him and fall in love?

0:16:16 > 0:16:20We warned you not to mess things up. She has to stay.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Relax! It was just to set up the mood.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Roy is about to break out the big guns - chocolates -

0:16:27 > 0:16:29and then we'll seal the deal with the flowers.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34These look super dodgy. "Choclets of Love..."

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I hope they taste better than they're spelled.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's all I could afford.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Where'd you get them?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44The 50p shop. Two packets for the price of one.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46They were out of date last year!

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Aw, I don't have time for this! Just write the card, quick!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Erm... OK.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00"To my sweet Jane, I want to be your snooki wooki Tarzan.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05"Hope you think I'm cute. Kisses. Mr Lucey."

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Are you serious?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's all I have. Hurry!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15"To my sweet Jane, I want to be your snooki..."

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- She's coming!- Quick!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Hey! I wasn't finished writing!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36"To my sweet Jane, I want to be

0:17:36 > 0:17:40your snooki wooki Tarzan. H..."

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh, "H".

0:17:43 > 0:17:45H, H. Who could that be?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48I'm here for you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Hammond. Oh...

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- So, I thought those flowers were for Jervis?- They are.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I put a card in them saying, "Special delivery for Miss Jervis."

0:18:02 > 0:18:03What?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06He'll think they got mis-delivered to his classroom

0:18:06 > 0:18:08and then he'll send them up to Miss Jervis!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Don't get you.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12She'll think he's giving her flowers.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Ohhhh, genius! Ha-ha.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And after the flowers and chocolates,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- she's bound to ask him on a date! - Cool!

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Oh, no.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Not...flowers! Aaa-choo!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Aaa-choo! A-choo, a-choo!

0:18:37 > 0:18:38CRASH

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, stupid allergies!

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Why me?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Jane?- Hi, are you on your own?- Yeah.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I've had the worst day ever.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, tell me about it.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Some idiot put flowers in my classroom.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Aaa-choo!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh...sorry! Sorry...

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- No, no, it's OK. It's all right. - It's just my allergies.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I found a box of chocolates in my office from...

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Hammond.- What?!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26He wants to be my snooki wooki Tarzan. I know.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30That two-faced liar!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33You know, yesterday he was saying he wanted you out of the school

0:19:33 > 0:19:35and all this while he was trying to get you to go on a date with him!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I was so stressed out I ate the entire box of chocolates,

0:19:38 > 0:19:40which were manky. They tasted like...

0:19:40 > 0:19:41SHE PASSES WIND

0:19:44 > 0:19:46PFFFRRT!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- I... I think I'm going to go and do...- Please do.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55..that thing I was going to do, erm...outside.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Argh!- Oh!

0:19:58 > 0:20:03- PFFFRRT! - Oh! It must be the chocolates...

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Ohhh! Ah!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Any second now, they're going to come out hand-in-hand,

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- all thanks to...- Me.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11..Doctor Love!

0:20:13 > 0:20:18Jervis and Lucey, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Move! Move! Ohhhh...

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Get out of my way!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Awww, what's that smell?! Ugh...

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Aw, that's disgusting!

0:20:37 > 0:20:42Oh, sorry, people, I claim that one. Bit of a dodgy curry last night.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- I think I'm going to be sick! - My eyes!

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Gross!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Run! Move, Roy!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54HE COUGHS AND WHEEZES

0:20:57 > 0:20:59How dare you,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02you two-faced so-and-so!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04What?!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Pretending you were trying to get rid of her,

0:21:06 > 0:21:09and all along you were trying to steal her.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I've done nothing but try to console her.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Exactly! Console her away from me!

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Have you gone absolutely mad, man?

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Oh, I'm mad all right! Mad at you, you sneaky...beaked...

0:21:23 > 0:21:24..sneaky thing!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- What are you talking about, Mr Lucey?- Jane!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30You want...

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Aahhh-chooooo!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Oh! Oh, all right!

0:21:43 > 0:21:44How dare you!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52THEY CHANT: Fight! Fight! Fight!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Oh, no!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00What are you two doing?! Stop this at once!

0:22:02 > 0:22:06He's gone absolutely mad! He said I was trying to woo you!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Argghhhhh!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Wait, but didn't you leave chocolates in my office?

0:22:12 > 0:22:17Admit it! You want to be her snooki wooki Tarzan!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Has everyone here gone mad?!

0:22:19 > 0:22:23What are you two talking about? Snooki wooki what?!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26I'd expect this kind of shenanigans from Roy but...

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Er...sorry?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Roy, what were you thinking?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40You were just so sad, Miss, and we wanted to cheer you up

0:22:40 > 0:22:42but everything reminded you about your ex-boyfriend.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Then we thought all you need is a new boyfriend,

0:22:44 > 0:22:46then we saw Mr Lucey and we thought...

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Wait, wait, wait. Boyfriend? What are you talking about, boyfriend?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Pete! Tara heard you on the phone

0:22:51 > 0:22:54telling Pete you missed him and you were sorry!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Pete's her dog, Roy!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah, he was sick and he needed full time care,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06so he's staying at my sister's. But then, he misses me so much,

0:23:06 > 0:23:10so I call her up and she holds up the phone to his little ear.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Oh! That explains why you miss doing his nails.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Well, I'm so sorry, Miss.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21We just didn't want you sad and we were scared you'd quit

0:23:21 > 0:23:23and leave us here with...

0:23:25 > 0:23:28..out your smile! Ha-ha!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I was thinking of quitting, just so I could spend more time with Pete

0:23:31 > 0:23:34while he was getting better, but I could never leave here.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Aw, phew!

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yeah, how could I leave here,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41when I've got such sweet students who care about me?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I am the luckiest Principal...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- HER STOMACH RUMBLES - Ohhh... excuse me, sorry.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Must go. Move!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50She's obviously emotional.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Phew. That all worked out.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Wait... What's that smell?!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ah, here, Mr Lucey! Not again!

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Aw, Lucey! Aw, that's not even funny!

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Mr Lucey!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I can't believe you're eating those chocolates.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I had a spare box. What was I supposed to do, throw them away?

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Wait, guys...

0:24:30 > 0:24:32One, two, three!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Ha-ha! Woohoo!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47OK, just tell her how you feel. What have you got to lose?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Just ask her out. OK.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Yep?

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Hey.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03This is the place.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Ahem. Miss Jervis... Oh, no, I sound like a judge.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Hi! Jane, right? Yeah, listen, babe,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14your student Roy sent me a letter and your photo.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You're smoking hot, so...

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Wow. Brutal. Come on, Zach, get it together.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Hi, I'm Zach.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Roy told me all about the great work you're doing here.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29I love to give back to the community whenever I can,

0:25:29 > 0:25:34so I just had to come down and see for myself and say well done.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Maybe I could show my appreciation by taking you out to dinner?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Perfect.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42OK, Miss Jervis...here I come.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Jervis doesn't have an iron stomach like mine!

0:25:47 > 0:25:50No chocolate can beat the Roytron!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Ha-ha-ha. I'm invinc...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- HIS STOMACH RUMBLES - Oh...

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, no, this can't be good!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Run!

0:26:07 > 0:26:08THEY SCREAM

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Whoa, easy! Autographs one at a time.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18There's plenty of ink for everyone!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23ROY PASSES WIND

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Ah, that's better!

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Ack! Can't breathe!

0:26:35 > 0:26:37HE COUGHS AND GAGS

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Aw, that smell, it's following me!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46That is so weird.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48There's a guy running up the road with no shirt on

0:26:48 > 0:26:50and he's the spitting image of Zach Morgan.

0:26:50 > 0:26:55If only. Zach Morgan, total babe.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, sorry, you were going to ask me something?

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Oh, yeah, no, er... No, it's nothing. Just a crazy idea.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Might ask you again another time.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08OK.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10So out of my league.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15He's such a strange one.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Strange, but cute.