0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:17 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44It's Saturday afternoon in the O'Brien household,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and time for the weekly chores.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Bill.- Yeah?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55How come every weekend I end up doing the housework?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57It's my weekend too.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- I do my share.- Er, how?
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- Well, it's all about getting a work-life balance, isn't it?- Bill.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Right.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Your turn to clean the bathroom.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Sure I hardly use it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- And you're going to need a plunger. - OK!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Becky, Roy!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Bad news, lads, you drew the short straw.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Aw, no, not the bathroom!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, yes, the bathroom.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27And don't stick the plunger on your head again, Roy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Remember the last time? - I've got a geography test.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32He-he, yeah, right!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I do! On the patterns of development of stratocumulus clouds.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, right, that one, yeah. Well, you're probably better off
0:01:39 > 0:01:41having a break, love, you don't want to burn yourself out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44The cleaning stuff's under the sink in there.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48HE SNORES
0:01:57 > 0:02:00SHE SIGHS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Argh!- Ha-ha-ha.- ROY!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Is that dad's hairbrush?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ha, it's alive!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hey, what's going on here?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12HE GROANS
0:02:13 > 0:02:17I feel really sick but Becky's making me do all this work.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20He's such a liar! He's done nothing so far.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21HE COUGHS
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I think you'd better have a little lie down, love.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Becky can finish off here.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- I've a geography test.- Since when?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- I'm serious!- See you later, love.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Hang on. Where are you going? - Supermarket!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35That fridge won't fill itself, you know.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Ugh.- Come on, little man. Let's get you into bed.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I love being little.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Ha-ha-ha.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Spicy Mexican pizza, my favourite.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53We should let Da do the shop every week.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- All right there, love?- Yeah...
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I just got a bit of chilli. - Oh, right. Becky, water, quick.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Let Roy do it. He does nothing. - That's not true!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I'm going to help you out with this, Ma.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Roy?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15HE WHIMPERS
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Eurgh, disgusting, Roy.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'm going to go out and get some air.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Bring me out a glass of water, love.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And clean up when you're finished for a change.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Right, you two, you heard your mother.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You two are going to clean up when we're finished, all right?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Da, it's not fair. Just cos he's the baby!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You know, I was the same when I was a baby.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Always getting away with things.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- You still do. - Bill! The water, now!- Yeah!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49She hasn't been in a mood like that since she was expecting you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You couldn't talk to her for the entire nine months.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- HE BURPS - Ha-ha-ha. Aw, deadly.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04What do you want?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Listen, I just thought you should know. Ma's having a baby.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rewind there. Ma's having a what?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15A baby. But I don't think we're supposed to know.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You're just trying to wind me up. No, she's not!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Suit yourself.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26But from what Da says, your days of being the little man are over.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36'For today's history lesson,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38'Mr Hammond has gone back to the Dark Ages.'
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Dublin has a rich Viking heritage
0:04:43 > 0:04:48dating back to the early...ninth...
0:04:48 > 0:04:54century. The Vikings first arrived here
0:04:54 > 0:04:58in boats called longships.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What's that? Is that a banana, sir?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07No, it's not a banan... Oh, right.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Oh, God. Er... It's a...
0:05:15 > 0:05:19There. All right? Happy?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Longship.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING
0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's not that funny!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27There.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Right, look, let's move on, shall we?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Quieten down.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38This is torture, Paul!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Really? I feel the same, I've...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44He is crushing them with facts and figures. Look!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yes. Yes, he certainly has an old-fashioned teaching style.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50And no place in a school like this.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I want fire in my teachers, Paul. I want passion!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Clonmacnoise, or as some people would say, Cluain Mhic Nois.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Important dates... 1041.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Now, write it down, everybody.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hey!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Roy!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37I just think the kids would benefit from a more modern approach.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Miss Jervis, Miss Jervis. I think you'll find
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I'm as modern as the next man.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Right. Well, maybe we could put more emphasis on fun and interaction.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Miss Jervis. - HE CHUCKLES
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I made up a little saying once.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00SHE COUGHS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Think about it.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Thank you, Derek.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Bill? Do you need anything recycled?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19There's a charity van doing the rounds.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hi, love.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Mr Bear!- Aw, to think you used to fit into this.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Still, isn't it great to know another little fella's
0:07:29 > 0:07:32going to get wear out of this?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- No! He's not having it, it's mine! - Roy!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And he's not having Mr Bear, either.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56- ECHOING:- "Ma's having a baby."
0:07:56 > 0:07:59"Isn't it great to know another little fella's
0:07:59 > 0:08:01"going to get wear out of this?"
0:08:01 > 0:08:03"Your days of being the little man are over."
0:08:10 > 0:08:13DISTANT CRYING
0:08:27 > 0:08:29CRYING CONTINUES
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Well, I think I can safely say that we've seen it all now.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, Roy.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ah! Helloo-oo!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57There. Aw, who's my gorgeous boy?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You are!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03He's not really a baby, Ma. He's just messing like usual.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Come on, Roy, snap out of it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Ah, Becky!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Who's my favourite fella? Who's my favourite fella?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Mama!- Yeah! Did you hear that, Becky? I am your mama!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Good job we didn't throw that out, wasn't it?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Did you just change him?- Yeah. - I'd check it again if I were you.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's only your imagination.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30There's nothing wrong with him. He's just faking it!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Bub-bub-bub-bub!- Bub-bub-bub!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33HE GIGGLES
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Ah. Be careful, love, don't make him sick.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No, no, he used to love this, watch.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Ya-hoo!- Oh, yeah!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Roy? Take him.- Yeah, I'll take him.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ah, da-bub-bub-bub!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51There you go. Becky, you keep an eye on him. Let's get this cot built.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55OK, Roy, you can...
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Ow! Mam!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Let go of him, will ya? Let go of him!- Look, he's got attached!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Go get me drill, will ya?- Me let go?!- Go and get me drill!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08That's my boy.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Aw, no, that's you, is it? It's you, it's not him.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ah-bub-bub-bub-bub.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah-bub-bub-bub!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- HE GIGGLES - Awww!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24You know, when children start acting younger than their years -
0:10:24 > 0:10:27regressing - it's usually a sign of stress.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31When I saw Roy this morning, he was quite clingy to his mother,
0:10:31 > 0:10:36but other than that, he was a fairly normal, boisterous one-year-old.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I've advised his parents to give him lots of extra love and attention,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43and I'm fairly certain Roy's going to return back to his normal size.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- It's your turn. - I got up the last time!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Shut up! I've got my test in the morning!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Right. Fine!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I suppose the youngest in the family always gets the most attention.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04And when you're a cartoon as well,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07it's hard for anyone else to get a look-in.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11On the plus side, it leaves me free to sneak out to Sandra's party
0:11:11 > 0:11:13on Saturday night without anyone noticing.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Are they going to see this?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Why can't we just put him in a creche?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26No way. Dr Raschid said he needs extra love and attention.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28That's all well and good, but where does that leave us?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Because the two of us have to get up and go out to work.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I know that, Bill, OK?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Well, it looks like one of you is going to have to give up your job.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Well, I did it last time. - She did.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Right, fine. Never let it be said that I don't do my share.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- I'll stay at home and look after Roy.- Yeah, right.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Yeah, I will. I'll work nights instead.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'll take over here. Go on, you'll be late. Go.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Here. Don't say anything, just go.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Fine, grand, I'm gone! - Go on, you too.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56You'll be late for school.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58You don't want to be late for your test, do you?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Don't worry, I've got it covered!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03FIRE ALARM BEEPS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Right. Oh, food.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Roy? Roy!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I take my eyes off you for two seconds...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Roy, if I don't get this place cleared up before your ma gets home
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I'll never hear the end of it. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Come in! It's open!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Roy. Roy!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Just slow down... Oh!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Miss Jervis. Come in.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39So, I heard the news about Roy.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Oh!- Oh, sorry.- Sorry.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Yeah, I'm just running a little bit behind this morning.- Oh, right.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48SMASH
0:12:48 > 0:12:49GIGGLING
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Is that Roy ?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yeah, half the time you wouldn't know what'd be wrong with him. Roy!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Guess who's here to see you?! He was here a second ago.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Oh!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Oh, good man. It's like keeping cats. There you go.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You wouldn't mind, just for a second, thanks.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- I just have to find his bottle. - Yeah.- Mama!- What?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Ha-ha. Don't worry about that,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14he said that to the postman this morning.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- So...how are you, huh?- Mama!
0:13:23 > 0:13:28# The wheels on the bus go round and round
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Round and round
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Round and round
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# The wheels on the bus go round and round
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# All day long. #
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Ahhh.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Yeah, I know, I wouldn't worry about that, happens to all of us.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45More, more! He-he!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- See that? You're bringing him on already.- Really?- Yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50I'm just thinking...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53If Roy has this effect on me and on you...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Roy O'Brien, how would you feel
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- about coming back to Mr Hammond's class? Huh?- Yay!- What? Yeah! Whoo!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02HE CRIES
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# The wheels on the bus go round... #
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Come on, come on, we're going to be late.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Roy... Don't!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Just put your feet... put your feet... Morning!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15How are you?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Just do it for Daddy. Good boy.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Just sit. Just don't move, all right? Perfect.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29HE CRIES
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Very welcome back, Roy!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35There you go, son.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37What is going on here?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Roy is joining your Vikings class. Miss Jervis' orders.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Oh, and listen, he might need a touch of nappy cream later on.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Best of luck. Will you grab that there?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49O'Brien, I... Oh!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50THEY LAUGH
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Get off! O'Brien, get off!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Come on, then. Oh, dear.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Go on, Roy!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12That's your fastest lap yet, Roy!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Settle down, everyone!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Isn't it time for his nap or something?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Look, sir. Miss Jervis left all these teaching aids to help with Roy.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27We're not using those today, Tara. Put it away.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Stop it!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Stop!- Go, Roy! Ha-ha.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Stop!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Listen to me, O'Brien.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Whatever Miss Jervis might've dreamed up
0:15:43 > 0:15:47in that happy clappy head of hers, you have no place in this school.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Understand?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Da-da?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02See, there, it's in black and white.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Children must be four years of age upon entering the school.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I stopped by your class this morning.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I have to admit, I've never seen your students so happy.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Happiness is no substitute for knowledge, Miss Jervis.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Well, what can I say, Derek? Keep up the good work.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Mm, this is actually quite tasty.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Fine.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29She wants fun? She'll get fun.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39THEY SHRIEK AND LAUGH
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Boys and their toys. - I'm having a go!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Well, well. If it isn't baby-faced O'Brien.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Peek-a-boo!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55THEY LAUGH
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, sir.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I was just saying to Roy that I feel insulted
0:17:00 > 0:17:04that I have to share my educational space with a baby.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Well, I have good news for you, O'Leary.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Miss Jervis is forcing me
0:17:07 > 0:17:10to take her "fun" style of teaching to a new level.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13So on Friday, I will be taking the entire class
0:17:13 > 0:17:16on a Magical Mystery Bus Tour of Viking Dublin.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Stopping for hamburgers on the way home.- Yay!- Yes!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Unfortunately, no babies are allowed.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Health and safety.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29HE CRIES
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I'm sorry, Roy.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35You'll have to take it up with Miss Jervis, I'm afraid.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Aw, it's OK, Roy. Don't cry.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44ROY YELLS
0:17:44 > 0:17:46What's the matter with you now?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51- I failed my geography test today because of you!- Mama!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Listen, you little squirt!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Ma's not having a baby and she never was, OK?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Huh?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I only said it because you're so annoying
0:18:01 > 0:18:04and now you're even more annoying. Grow up, will you?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32How're you, love? Dinner's ready.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- How are you?- Oh, yeah, good.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- The place is looking, er, lovely. - Aye.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Did you cook that? - Yep. Easy peasy.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Ugh, it's not working. Oh, hang on, it is working! I can speak again!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Fantastic.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Go on, harder!- Ready?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Arrrgh!
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Roy?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06What if I'm stuck like this?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Oh, Roy, I forgot to tell you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- You're booked in for your baby jabs tomorrow, OK?- Jabs?!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13This is all your fault!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Mine? You wanted to be the baby of the family.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Well, now you are!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Urgh, you're so mean!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I wish I never had a sister at all.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Thanks, Roy.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Wait! Becky, I'm sorry. It's just, what about the jabs?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33You have to save me. Please!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You said you didn't want a sister.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39HE CRIES
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What? He deserved it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Cup of tea? - Yeah. Yeah, I'll make it, love.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54No, no, no. I'll get it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- No, no, no, you've had a hard day, love.- No harder than yours.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59No, sure, look, I'm up now.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- So am I!- Sit down, I'll get it. You sit down.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Roy, can you stop dribbling, please?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20It's kind of yuck.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Sorry. I'm teething!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30And Roy? No offence, but there's a smell.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Again?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I think you need help with your personal hygiene.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Roll up, roll up! The hottest ticket in town.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Hammond's Viking Magical Mystery Bus Tour of Dublin.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43One for everyone!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44No grabbing, no grabbing.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Um...
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- ALL: Eurgh!- The smell!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Evacuate the building. Quick! Now!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01I think I'm going to get sick.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04PFFFRRT!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I may have to call the army disposal unit, O'Brien.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Your parents will have to foot the bill.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18But so long as we're enjoying ourselves, what does it matter?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Who cares if we don't actually learn anything, eh?- Derek!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24You feeling all right?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Me? Yeah. Never better!
0:21:26 > 0:21:31So far today I've pureed carrots, sung a lullaby,
0:21:31 > 0:21:36eased some windypops, and used up a whole tub of nappy cream.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Who cares if the children haven't learned anything?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ha! What does it matter?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Come on, Roy, it's time for your jabs.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52HE CRIES
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- HE WHIMPERS - Ah, don't worry about it, Roy.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Sure you won't feel a thing, son.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10What are you doing here?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Roy has an appointment. - Yeah, I know, I booked it for him.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, well done, Maura. Aren't you great, love?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Yeah, so you can go home now. - No, I'm going to stay,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- because it's my job now. - It's fine, you can go home.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- I brought him over here.- I will stay.- Guys, you can both stay, OK?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Great.- OK, Roy.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Where's Roy?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- ROY!- Roy!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Roy?!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Who's there?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Roy!- Don't worry, love. We'll find him.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Here you go, squirt.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I knew you'd save me!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Now, let's get something straight first.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I can live with having a baby brother -
0:22:52 > 0:22:55just not one who acts like a baby the whole time.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Got it?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I can live with having a big sister.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01You'd better. Cos it's not like I'm going anywhere.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Except to Sandra's party Saturday night.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07What? You know about that?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09It's OK. I'm not going to tell.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- There they are.- Wait, love. - What?- Just leave them to it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You know what? You're not so bad after all, are you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Oh, deadly!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26ROY!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Aw, I think that's your job, love.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31You know what, love? Knock yourself out.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Go on! - Always the mammy, never the daddy.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Argh!- Becky!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Becky, come over here and I'll clean you.- No!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Come over here and I'll clean you!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49I enjoy a bit of fun as much as the next man.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51But certain people don't seem to realise
0:23:51 > 0:23:53that there's a time and a place for everything.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Not bad.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Anyhow. My view is that a school environment should be...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ha-ha-ha, it tickles!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Derek! You look wonderful.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11You do realise that I have a fur intolerance, don't you, Miss Jervis?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13All right, well, listen.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Look, Derek, I know that we've had our differences recently, but...
0:24:15 > 0:24:20That's fine! It's fine. Apology accepted.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh, no. What I was actually going to say is that
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I think that we've both learned something off each other this week.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31HORN BEEPS Ah, the bus.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34OK. Well, I hope you enjoy your day, Derek.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41She knows. She knows she's completely in the wrong.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Now. Let the Viking adventure begin!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- O'Brien!- I'm back to normal, sir. Isn't it great?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56So I can go on the Viking trip with you after all!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Not so fast, O'Brien. Ticket holders only.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Aw, but that's not fair! Just cos I was a baby.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Not any more, O'Brien.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10And anyway, you don't know the first thing about Vikings.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Yes, I do! You can ask me a question if you want.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16HE SIGHS
0:25:18 > 0:25:19All right, come on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Right, let's start with an easy one first.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Fagan, when did the Vikings first land in Ireland?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, I know! I know!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Wait your turn, O'Brien.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Er, sir, it's on the tip of my tongue.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Well, we could be here all day then, couldn't we?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Oh! The ninth century.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Correct. Well done, off you go.- Yes!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Now, if there's any hijinks today, O'Brien, any sudden shrinking...
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- There won't be, sir. - Good. Right, your question.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59What type of vessel did the Vikings sail in?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Banana!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03No, O'Brien.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06No, wait, sir, I know it... I know this!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Well, then spit it out, man.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Come on, Roy. - No hinting!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Aargh! I can't miss this tour!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Then give me the answer!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23THEY LAUGH
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Longships! They sailed in longships.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Well done. Right, on the bus. - YES!
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Now, Byrne. Your question.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I knew Derek would eventually get the hang of
0:26:42 > 0:26:44this progressive learning thing.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Sorry, I just...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Roy! You're going to be late for school.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Ah, everything back to normal, huh?
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Yep. And I can't tell you how glad I am.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, me too, love, me too.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Roy!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Ha-ha!