Too Cool for School

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:18 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ro-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hee-hee!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43'Roy is just back from the dentist.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45'His friends seem to be a little bit down...

0:00:45 > 0:00:47'Perhaps he can cheer them up?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I think Hammond is allergic to anyone having fun.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Tell me about it. He's so boring.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56If you told him a knock-knock joke, he'd go and answer the door.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Probably.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Waah!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm back! Hee-hee!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Whoop!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh, hey, guys, check this out!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18You all look like wet socks.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Hammo. - He's gotten worse than ever.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Maybe he missed me.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Ha-ha! Ah, Hammo was probably crying his little beady eyes out,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29but no bother.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I'll just pat his little baldy head and he'll cheer up.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36So glad you're back, O'Brien!

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Now look into my beady little eyes, Roy...

0:01:41 > 0:01:45I want all the homework you missed done by tomorrow,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and I want this yard spotless.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Ah, sir! I was only joking.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Like my "baldy head". Oh, and Roy...

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Act up once more today and I'll make sure all the homework

0:01:58 > 0:02:02I give you will last you through the entire holidays.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Better keep your head down for the rest of the day, Roy.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Why can't he just have a laugh at things like we do?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I wish he'd just chill out and have a bit of fun.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Hammo chill out? Ha!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hammo doesn't do fun.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yeah...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Well, I really wish he did.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Check out these new transfers my uncle gave me.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25You can all have one.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Cute.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, that tiger one looks cool.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Here, let me stick it on you.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Wow, thanks!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41It doesn't seem to stick.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43No bother, Roy. Some face paint, a brush

0:02:43 > 0:02:46and my artistic genius equals one cool tiger!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, paint the tiger with giant flames coming out of his mouth!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Sure.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57OK. How does it look?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02THEY LAUGH

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Look.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Shake it!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Party Hammond!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Ha, imagine! Aw, I wish there was a real Party Hammond.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14That would be the best thing ever.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah, like that's going to happen.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19No harm in wishing.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22OK... Oh, great work, gang! Hope you've enjoyed yourselves.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27OK. I better wash this off before Hammond's class.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31HE SNORES

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Hee-hee-hee.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Nnngh! Come off!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Oh, no! If Hammond sees this, he's going to go bananas!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I'll be doing homework till I'm 100. Help!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Are you OK, Roy?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Mm-hm.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Now... Today we should be learning about the...

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Roy, turn around and sit up straight in your chair.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You're not posing for a photoshoot.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Ha...poser.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Ah, but this is me good side, sir.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12O'Brien, I've already warned you today.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Any more nonsense and you'll be getting so much homework

0:04:15 > 0:04:17they'll be writing about it in history books.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Now, turn around this instant!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23What are you trying to hide?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Erm... I...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Take away your hand. Eh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Take away your hand.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Last chance, O'Brien. Take away your hand!

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- I can't, sir. - Aw, Gross! He's sweating everywhere!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Say it, don't spray it, poser!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Hey! I was having a nice snooze there and now I'm soaked.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Who said that?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I did! You need to chill out, man. You're making the kid sweat.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Uh-oh.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55What?!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, well! I'm awake now. Better make the most of it.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04HE PLAYS GUITAR

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Oh, yeah!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Time to party! Time to kick out the jams!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11KIDS LAUGH

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Roy O'Brien! What is the meaning of this?!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Chillax, bro, it's all cool!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Chill-ax?! B...bro?!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Just who do you think you are?

0:05:23 > 0:05:28I'm you, compadre...just a little less square.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33I'm your wild side. Your fu-u-un side!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37I am Party Hammond! Yee-haw!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40HE PLAYS GUITAR

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You've got to admit, the little guy shreds!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hm. You know, this is why Roy is my favourite patient.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Always something new.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Unfortunately.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Hey, easy Doc. It takes work to look this good.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Don't mess with my do, dude.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ha-ha. Do-doo.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Ahhh...tanning time. Ni-i-ice.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yeah, it should just wash off.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15So, Roy, you say when you started sweating,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17that's when it started talking, yeah?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Erm, yeah.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23I think there is something about Roy's cartoon sweat

0:06:23 > 0:06:25that's bringing this little guy to life.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27He does look exactly like you, actually...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31He is nothing like me! He's the exact opposite of me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Dr Raschid believes that this little pipsqueak only came to life

0:06:35 > 0:06:39because Roy wanted a more fun version of me.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Wow.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42As if it's all my fault!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Unbelievable.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45I am fun!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I tell jokes all the time.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Listen to this...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Watch this.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Why was the horse late for school?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58I don't know. Why?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Because he couldn't find his shoes!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ha-ha!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Shoes!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Not that that's an excuse or anything... No, no.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15That horse should have made sure to have the correct footwear

0:07:15 > 0:07:17ready to go.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I always lay out my shoes and clothes the night before,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22ready for the morning.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Only a madman wouldn't!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ah, yes. Up here for thinking.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Down there for dancing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Party Hammond is deadly.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36He almost makes me forget how horrible the real Hammond is!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I know. First he tells me I could be a pro soccer player,

0:07:39 > 0:07:43then he helps me with maths homework...and I understood him.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Well, he said I was cool, and he meant it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Roy's loving it, too. Everyone wants to hang out with him

0:07:49 > 0:07:50cos of Party Hammond.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Apart from Hammo, of course.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54That's always a good thing.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Honestly, this has been the best day of teaching all year.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00And it's all thanks to Party Hammond.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Total opposite of Derek.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Ah, yeah.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07He's always chirping up with interesting facts. The kids love it.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Did you know that pepper used to be worth more than gold?- No!

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Yep, and that Einstein's dog was called Pickles?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Wow, I didn't know that. - Neither did I.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Aw, I love that little guy.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20If only the real Hammond were like him...

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Thank heavens that horrid thing on Roy's arm is not like me!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well, besides my good looks, that is.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32The sooner that thing is gone forever, the better for all of us.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Wait a second...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You both like him?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh, would you look at the time... I better be going.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Those test tubes won't organise themselves!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49How could anyone like that...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51loudmouth, uncouth, big show-off!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Well, it's no wonder the kids love him...

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Because he has so many of your great qualities!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, really?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Which ones?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04You both have...eyes?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Eyes?- Yeah.- Eyes?! Ugh!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12You're just like the rest of them, seduced by his ridiculous antics!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Aw, I've lost all respect from the students

0:09:14 > 0:09:17since that thing came to life.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, maybe if you were more interactive with the students,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25then they'd see you in a better light?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Interactive?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Not so much of a stick-in-the-mud.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa there, Neddy.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I can't believe you're calling me boring!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I didn't say you were boring.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37HE PANTS ANGRILY

0:09:37 > 0:09:38You may as well have!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39A bit dry maybe.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41No, no. Don't try to butter me up.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Dry? Boring?!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I've never been so insulted in all my life!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Aw, well done, Jane.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51They think I'm boring?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, they can all go and...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57..jump in a lake, excuse my French.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Boring!

0:10:05 > 0:10:09I was a singer before I became a teacher, actually.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Yeah.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11I was, eh...

0:10:13 > 0:10:14I was quite good actually.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19But then, you know,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I decided to grow up and be sensible.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Oh, life can't all be fun and games, can it?!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Why does Roy get to have a talking painting on him

0:10:28 > 0:10:31and I can't get my bellybutton pierced?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33It's creepy. Are you sure it doesn't wash off, love?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Have you tried a scrubbing it?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37A scrubber?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39No wonder this kitchen is so gorgeous.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43It's probably something to do with your sense of style too,

0:10:43 > 0:10:46which explains your awesome hair, of course.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Wow, you did well there, Bill. She's a corker!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51He's great, isn't he!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, tell the one about the dolphin and the zebra!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I would, Roy,

0:10:56 > 0:10:59but me joke would be no match for how excellent that dinner smells!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Ahh, Roy! Maybe you should keep him, love.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Well, I think he's annoying.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Wow, Roy, you should take some tips from your sis.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09She's on it when it comes to fashion.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Annoyingly brilliant.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Weee! These waves are awesome, Roy!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Do you ever sleep?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Why sleep when there's fun to be had?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26You're so different to Hammond. So nice and fun.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Ah, you need to give him a break, bro.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Everybody's got a fun side, even Hammond.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34He just forgets where he put it sometimes.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37That's it!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41If I can make Hammond find his fun side,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43then maybe he'll stop being such a pain.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Mmm, not trying to rain on your parade, Roymeister, but...

0:11:47 > 0:11:50trying to make a person change when they aren't ready

0:11:50 > 0:11:52is always a disaster.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53He's already a disaster.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I've got nothing to lose.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03We just need to help Hammond find his fun side,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05then he'll be as cool as Party Hammond

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and school will be brilliant!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Eh...how?

0:12:10 > 0:12:14We're going to make him try new, fun things without him realising.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Eh, what new, fun things exactly?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Woo-hoo! That was fun!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Come on, Niall.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- TRUMPETS:- Doo-doooo!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37What the...?!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Aaahhh!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44CRASH

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ro-o-oy!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58This is a school, not a circus.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00This kind of carry-on will not be tolerated...

0:13:00 > 0:13:02under any circumstances.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Yikes! OK, that didn't go so well.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Yeah, you think?!

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Hmm... What else would be exciting for Hammond to try?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19SHE SNIFFS

0:13:19 > 0:13:22SIZZLING

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Whoo! That's some spicy pickle.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yee-haw! Life is good.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Roy swapped his ham and cheese sandwich

0:13:38 > 0:13:41with an extra spicy Indian pickle curried sandwich.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Roy reckons Hammo will love it.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58HE COUGHS

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Hey, that's Mr Hoppy!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06The class frog.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Ahh! It burns! It burns!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15It was probably an innocent mistake.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Innocent?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Innocent?! It was sabotage!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24My mouth...is still on fire!

0:14:28 > 0:14:33I will not be made a fool of by some sandwich terrorist!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37From now on,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I want everyone to write their names on their lunches.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Right. My mouth is still on fire.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52So... We're going to have a surprise test...right now!

0:14:52 > 0:14:53You mean a quiz, sir?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55No, Tara.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I mean an old-fashioned, I-don't-care-what-Ms-Jervis-says

0:14:58 > 0:15:01because-my-mouth's-been burned-off-by-a-spicy-sandwich,

0:15:01 > 0:15:03honest to goodness TEST.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Roy needs to give up.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Hammond's more sour than a bag of angry lemons.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I know. He's just making things worse.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18This is just heavenly.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Aw... I know!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Party Hammond told me to try a bit of nutmeg in there.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26This is the best thing I've eaten all year!

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Aw, thanks, love. Oh, and I love your new eye shadow.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Suits you.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Party Hammond picked it for me.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Really?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37He showed me how to record two television shows at one time.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38My life has changed!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Listen... to the little guy!

0:15:40 > 0:15:41To him.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42To him.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- ENGINE RUMBLES - Neeeaowww!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- HORN HONKS - Hi, Roy! Like a ride?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51It's 2.00am.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54And your car tickles.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, yeah, sorry.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00I'm just so excited by everything. Life is brilliant, you know?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03And I'm trying to impress the hottie over there.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Nothing like a bit of romance!

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Ha!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10That's it!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14That's what's missing from Hammond's life - romance.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Yes. Remember, Roy, you can't force someone to change.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22People have to want to change from inside.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Everyone wants to be loved.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Even Hammond.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52"From your secret admirer.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55"I think you are lovely.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58"Please meet me for a special lunch tomorrow at Campo De'Fiori."

0:17:02 > 0:17:04What nonsense is this now?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10"I think you are lovely.

0:17:10 > 0:17:15"Please meet me for a special lunch tomorrow at Campo De'Fiori."

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Well, well, well!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21A secret admirer, eh.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26I don't care who this secret admirer is, as long as they're nice.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Actually, it wouldn't hurt

0:17:28 > 0:17:31if he looks like yer man with the abs out of that Bond movie.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Oh, I don't know who it could be, to be honest.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Maybe that stud who fixed the photocopier? Wha? I don't know.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39SHE GIGGLES

0:17:39 > 0:17:45My, uh, devilish charms have been, well, a curse at times.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Roy, this is not a hotel, wake up.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58My bad, kept the little guy awake last night with my race car madness.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Well, we've enough Roy chaos around here without your bad influence.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Ah, Roy's a good kid. We both know that.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Yes, well, of course he is. But he needs guidance.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Not some yahoo egging on his wild side.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17Chill, Hammotron. You have a wild and impulsive side just like Roy.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I do not!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Dude, I am you.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24It's inside of you. You've just forgotten about it.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Maybe you should try and find it again.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Release the animal inside, Hammundo! You'll be a happier person.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I am happy!

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Just because I don't run around the place wearing ridiculous shirts,

0:18:38 > 0:18:42strumming my guitar and acting like a maniac does not mean I'm not happy.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47Dude, if you weren't so uptight maybe we'd still have all our hair.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Chicks used to dig our locks, remember?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Just saying.- Oh!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well...I am not having a conversation with a jumped-up

0:18:55 > 0:18:56little scribble!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Wake up, Roy, wake...

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Ahh!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Ugh...

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I give up.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Love Saturdays.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Any day without Hammond in it is a good day.- Yeah.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Well, soon every day is going to feel like Saturday

0:19:20 > 0:19:22with new, super-improved, fun Hammond!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24You're not still trying to change him, are you?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's been a total disaster.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hee-hee. Have no fear.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Me new perfect plan is working out perfectly.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Right now, Hammond is on a lunch date.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Eh, what if he gets stood up?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Hee-hee! Not a chance. I slipped a card in secret

0:19:38 > 0:19:41to Ms Jervis and Carol. One of them is bound to go.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Yeah, but, what if they all turn up?- Yeah.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47GULP

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, no!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07He'll be worse than ever now.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11I told you, Roysterooni, you can't make anyone be happy.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14They have to decide to be happy themselves.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I think you're right.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17I know so, bro.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28HE YAWNS

0:20:36 > 0:20:38You're fading!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40It'll be over soon, Roy.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Hey! It was great hanging out with you.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45It was fun while it lasted.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47No! You can't fade on me!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53See, you can wash me away now.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56No. I'd never wash you away!

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- YAWNING:- I'm pretty wrecked from partying all night, Royster.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03I'm going to have a snooze. Just wash me off.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Keep having fun and being you, Roy.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12ROY WHIMPERS

0:21:18 > 0:21:19What's all the panic about?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22This better be worth me getting out of bed early on Sunday.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Look, he's fading!

0:21:25 > 0:21:26ALL: No!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29We have to figure out how to save him.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Maybe you could never wash again?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- I suppose so...- No.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Roy washes...or else he gets a new friend with no sense of smell.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Maybe...

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Maybe we could make him a drawing to live in?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45That's brilliant! But how?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Transfer, like in art class.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50We wet the paper, press him against it,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53the paint transfers across, and voila!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55We need a perfect Party Hammond scene.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Somewhere he'd be happy to live.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I know who can help us - my uncle.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02He's the best artist I have ever seen.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That's a great idea.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well done, Abby.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Come on.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Do you like my paintings, then?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19This is my favourite uncle, Jules.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Everyone calls him Crusher.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24He's been in art magazines and everything.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26So...what can I do for you kids?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31We need your help to save our friend.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Let's have a look.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Wow!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40He's fading and we have to save him.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43We all love him and he's become our mate.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We don't want him to fade away. It's not fair.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's so sad. Poor little fellah.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Can you draw him somewhere cool so we can transfer him

0:22:52 > 0:22:55and he can live happy ever after?

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Roy...

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I'm going to paint him the perfect world

0:22:59 > 0:23:01so he can party on forever.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Ha-ha! Thanks, Crusher.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Hello, old girl.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Long time, no see.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16It appears I have been a bit boring lately.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Well, for the last 20 years actually.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Sorry, old girl.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24STRUMS OUT-OF-TUNE CHORD

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Dig that, man.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30We figured out how to make you last forever. Look!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33This is for you to live in.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Whoa, she's beautiful! I mean the picture.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41It's...it's perfect. But I can't go.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44What?! Why?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Life is for living, Roy.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's not about staying in one place forever and never moving.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53It's about moving forward and having adventures, not being trapped.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57But you're fading. You'll be gone soon if we don't save you.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59PARTY HAMMOND CHUCKLES

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Life is short, Roy, even shorter for a cartoon painting,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05but I've had lots of fun and it was cool hanging out with you

0:24:05 > 0:24:07and your family and friends.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10I'm fading, and that's cool. It's life, bro.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14So true, so true.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Roy, you're a good kid.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20And I'm glad Abby's got a mate like you.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Thanks, Crusher.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I don't know what to do.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Hey, no tears, buddy.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Just have fun for me. That's all you need to do.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34But, it's not...

0:24:34 > 0:24:37And take it easy on Hammond, OK?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39That dude's a big softie inside.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41But he's not you!

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Just give him a chance.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Sure he's a bit stiff sometimes, but, hey,

0:24:45 > 0:24:48we can't all be Roytastic rock stars like you!

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'll miss you.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55I'll miss you too.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Thanks, Roy. For everything.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Now get some sleep, bro.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No way.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04I'm going to stay awake all...

0:25:04 > 0:25:06HE SNORES

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Ah, sleep well, little buddy.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15I hope Roy will be able to deal with Party Hammond being gone.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17I don't think I will, love.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I'm going to miss that little guy.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26SHE SNIFFLES

0:25:37 > 0:25:38"Have fun."

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'll never forget you, Party Hammond.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52And I promise to have twice as much fun for both of us.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Whoo-hoo!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Ha-ha-ha! Yahoo!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Whoo!

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Don't you miss him?

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Of course I do.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Any time we play, we remember him.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24He'd want us to have fun.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25He's right.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28And...

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Hopefully Mr Hammond will find his fun side, too.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34When he's ready.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35I wouldn't hold my breath.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37OK, class.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Today we're going to learn about Alexander the Great.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45But first, we're going to have a little bit of fun.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Betsy, meet the class.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Class, meet Betsy.

0:26:50 > 0:26:55Betsy and I wrote this little song for a one-off history performance.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00This song goes out to a little friend of ours -

0:27:00 > 0:27:03gone but not forgotten.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06PLAYS GUITAR

0:27:06 > 0:27:11# Alexander the Great was very, very great

0:27:11 > 0:27:14# And his horse was in a state

0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Scared of his own shadow

0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Scared of his own shadow

0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Bucephalus! Boo! #