Karma Chameleon

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon.'

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Roy!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Roy!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40He-he!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43'It's a very special Saturday for the O'Brien family.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46'For Maura, her cousin is getting married.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49'And for Bill and Roy, it's Cup Final Day.'

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Ah, will you hurry up, love? Come on!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Of all the days to have a wedding.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57I've been waiting for this match all season!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Priorities, Bill. You can watch the match any time.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01This is family.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Family? I've never even heard of this "cousin Anne".

0:01:04 > 0:01:05I think you're making her up.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Take that scarf off, it looks ridiculous.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- I will not. I'm going to wear it all day...- Bill!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Well, at least let me wear it in the car,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14listening to the match on the radio.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Fine. Then it's off.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yes! C'mon, United!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Go on, United!- Ha-ha!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21United! United!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- Good lad. - PHONE RINGS

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Ow! Becky, that phone of yours has gone off all morning.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Uh...it's just the girls in my study group looking for advice.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- What do you think, lads? - Yes, gorgeous. Come on, we'll go.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Becks?- Hmm...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I think you should try the other one.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Great idea. Two minutes, two minutes.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41That'll be the third costume change.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Lady Gaga wouldn't get a look in.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Lady who?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Doesn't matter.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Now listen, you better behave yourself for Becky,

0:01:48 > 0:01:49do you hear me boy?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- What?- Well, your granny and grandad are going to the wedding too,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54so that means Becky's in charge.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55But...

0:01:55 > 0:01:57No buts! That's final.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59We'll be back tomorrow.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03I'm old enough to look after meself. That's so unfair!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Look, you can sulk all you want, son, but them's the rules, kiddo.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Ta-da!- You must be joking?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14That was the first one you tried on an hour and-a-half ago!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Yeah. I bought it especially for the wedding.- Ha-ha!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19You bought..? Yeah, it's beautiful. Come on, let's rock and roll.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah. Just got to decide on the shoes, then I'm with you.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'll be in the car, breathing deeply.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31"Who's Lady Gaga?"

0:02:37 > 0:02:39BEEP! BEEP!

0:02:39 > 0:02:44What's keeping her? Ah, nice of you to finally join us, love.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Those shoes are an accident waiting to happen, anyway.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50They match the outfit, that's all that matters.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Famous last words. Right, let's go.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54See yiz, kids! We'll miss yiz.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56No wild parties now!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Ha, as if! Have a lovely time, and don't worry about us.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Yeah. And, Roy, you listen to your sister. Whatever she says, goes.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hey! Why are your fingers cro...?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Urp!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Would you look at that? I'm telling you, responsibility suits her.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Isn't this exciting, the two of us, off together for the night?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Not really, no.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30What are you planning, Becky?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Only the party of the decade. And guess what?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- What?- You're not invited.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37That's not fair! Why?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Because, Roy, this is my big chance to join the coolest gang in school

0:03:41 > 0:03:43and you're not going to mess it up.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Join them how?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47When I heard they were looking for a place to watch the match,

0:03:47 > 0:03:48I said I had a free house.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50But you can't stand football.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Roy, Roy, Roy,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54you have so much to learn about the ways of the world.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56It doesn't matter if I don't like football,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59they're never going to know. I'll just wing it.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- But that's so fake!- It's not fake.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's called being able to adapt to different situations,

0:04:04 > 0:04:05like a chameleon.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10A chameleon is a lizard that changes colours to blend in, Roy,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12like me.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13A lizard?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh, Roy.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21'Roy is in his bedroom looking up chameleons on his computer.'

0:04:21 > 0:04:25OK, it says here that chameleons can change colour to

0:04:25 > 0:04:27blend to their surroundings.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Cool! I wonder if I can do that?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31OK.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hrrrr!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Ugh!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hmm, projectile tongue.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Now that shouldn't be a problem!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ow!

0:04:52 > 0:04:53That didn't work.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59OK, let's see what we've got.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Football scarf, check.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Nibbles, check, chocolates, check.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Biscuits...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Hmm. I just hope these are cool enough.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I mean, what if they prefer other, cooler ones?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Do they even eat biscuits?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, this is stressful!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Hey, I think that football was offside, right?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28C'mon, ref, get your eyes tested!

0:05:28 > 0:05:35On second thoughts, I reckon I have this down...

0:05:35 > 0:05:36I hope.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41CAR SPLUTTERS

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'll check it for coolant.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52If you're trying to get out of this wedding...

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm not trying to get out of the wedding.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55You are trying to get out of this wedding.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57HE COUGHS

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.- What is it?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- It could be the whatsit...- The what?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03That, the...wassivolly valve...

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Oh, you...- It goes into the...

0:06:05 > 0:06:08This is fantastic. Just brilliant(!)

0:06:08 > 0:06:10..flangicator under...

0:06:10 > 0:06:11DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:11 > 0:06:13What? They can't be here already!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14I'll get it!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17No, stay away from that door!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Hey, that's a foul! Yellow card.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Ah, yellow card to you, too!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You don't even know what that means!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You losers? What are you doing here?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Hey, Becky. We heard about a party.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Are we in the right place? - How do you know about my party?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Roy!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Hey, yiz!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Let's get something straight first -

0:06:45 > 0:06:48you're NOT coming to my party.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't want to go to your stupid party! We're having our own!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53We are?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Fine, but not outside your bedroom, you're not.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Now, go on upstairs before the really cool people start arriving.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Go. Go!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07They're coming!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, I need to get ready!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12OK, OK.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15OK, cool, cool.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Cool. - DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK, I'm cool, Becky, I'm cool.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Oh, hi. I completely forgot you were coming.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hey. What's up?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34(Cool.)

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I mean, there could be anything wrong with it, you know...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, good work, Sherlock.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43The computer voice here's telling me it's going to be 40 minutes

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- before I get to speak to anybody. - What?! We'd better call a taxi then.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Wait, no, no. Hang on a second... A taxi? No, no, no.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52You see, it's... It's too far, love. It'd be way too expensive.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54What do you suggest then?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well... You know, I think we should just go home -

0:07:56 > 0:07:59it's only a 15 minute walk.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03You know, Bill, if you had the slightest idea how cars work,

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I'd think that you rigged this to happen.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10There's absolutely no need for you to say that, now.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'm as upset as you are, you know?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, give me a break!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE MOUTHS

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Roy.- Yeah?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30This isn't a party.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33What do you mean?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37We're just hanging out, watching a movie.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39The real fun is happening below us.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Can we go downstairs?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43But Becky told us not to.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47So what? It's as much your house as it is hers.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49How is she going to stop you?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Come on, guys, I'm out of here.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Where do you think you're going?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Er...to the bathroom.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00All four of you? Back inside.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Your sister is so mean, Roy!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07- BECKY:- I heard that!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Are you going to let her get away with that?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- BECKY:- Heard that, too!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13This is stupid.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16HE SIGHS

0:09:16 > 0:09:17I'm on hold, love.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Honestly? Honestly, the car breaking down,

0:09:21 > 0:09:25it was either pure coincidence, or fate, or something.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29But whatever it was, I am taking it as a sign from the footballing gods

0:09:29 > 0:09:32that I'm going to get to watch the match on telly.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36And, of course, if I can help make that become a reality, I will.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37I mean, United in the final!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Go on, ya boy, ya!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45All the recovery vehicles are out on jobs at the moment, love.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's going to be at least an hour.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- This isn't happening. - I know, I know.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53WHISTLING AND CHANTING City!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ah, blueies.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Arrragh! It burns me eyes!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Don't stare at the dress - it's brighter than the sun!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Excuse me?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Nah, look seriously, I'm only messing with you.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You're sending a good message to the kids.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Be safe, be seen, yeah?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10LAUGHTER

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Chill out, you look great for a granny!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15And you, good luck today, Granda'!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18We'll see if you're celebrating later on, won't we?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21C'mon, let's find that party and watch United getting destroyed!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Come on, United!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25City! City!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Bill.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Bill.- What?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31The dress, it's OK. It's not too young, is it?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34No, the dress is perfect. I love it.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35- Really?- Yes!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, you should have got two of them.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Shh, be quiet.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Phew!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I can't wait to see what they're wearing.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Show me the snacks.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Ah, this is torture!

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Ugh!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Shh!

0:11:15 > 0:11:20I can't believe it. Everyone is really enjoying themselves.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21I've never seen them so excited.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hey, Vicky, is any more food coming? Cos we're starving.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yeah, some of us haven't eaten since brunch.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38You mean it's all gone? I only put it out a while ago.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's kind of embarrassing.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Oh... I'll see what I have.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45And it's...

0:11:47 > 0:11:48..Becky.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Why didn't you get any chocolates or crisps?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58He can't just walk in and get them, can he, Niall?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Have yiz ever heard of a chameleon?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That lizard that can change colour?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yeah. All I have to do is blend in with me surroundings.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I am cool and I'm going to the party!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Go for it!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Maybe he needs a bit more practice.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23This is going to be deadly!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I could have sworn I had a sausage roll just there.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56So, Vicky, I hear you have a cartoon brother?

0:12:56 > 0:12:57It's Becky!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Sorry, Becky(!)

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I hear he's quite the entertainer. We'd love to meet him.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04He's not really into parties.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07So, do you think United are going to win?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Maybe it's a good idea if you ask him to join us.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12The party is getting a little boring, don't you think?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Well, no. I thought everyone was really enjoying themselves.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's called being polite.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Go and get him.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's one of the only reasons why we're here.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Seriously?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Hey, everyone, Vicky's cartoon brother is on the way.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27THEY LAUGH

0:13:34 > 0:13:35This is a disaster!

0:13:37 > 0:13:41And what's with meeting Roy? Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Ugh! I'm sick of it.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45I wish I had a normal brother.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48He ruins everything.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Give me your phone and I'll call them.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, I can ring them back in a minute, meself.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Give me the phone, Bill. - I can... I'll do it meself...

0:14:06 > 0:14:10How come the last person you called was me, yesterday?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12That can't be right.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14You never called them!

0:14:16 > 0:14:20I guarantee you one thing, Bill, we will go to this wedding!

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Becky's party is not going quite as planned.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26She's going to need all Roy's help to turn things around.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29They need us down there, to get things going!

0:14:29 > 0:14:30ALL: Yeah!

0:14:32 > 0:14:33What's wrong, Roy?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Nothing.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I come bearing gifts!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Dig in, everyone.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Don't you want any, Roy?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I'm fine.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Well, look, I've decided the party could use little nerds,

0:14:48 > 0:14:49so you can come.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Roy, you coming?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56No way.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Just when you thought this party couldn't get any worse.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Come on, Roy, what's wrong with you?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Nothing.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20OK, last chance.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Either you come down now, or you're not coming to the party at all!

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Please, Roy, I need you to come down to the party!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32No.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36If only you had a normal brother that didn't ruin everything for you!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Did you hear me say that?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42But how? You weren't there!

0:15:42 > 0:15:43CRASHING DOWNSTAIRS

0:15:43 > 0:15:45What's that?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Oh!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58What's going on?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Who are you?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Friends of a friend, Becky. Just popped in to watch the match.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Her name's Vicky.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Get out, right now! I didn't invite any of you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Your party was on the internet, wasn't it?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14So that means you invited the whole world!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, I certainly didn't put it there.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I might have mentioned it online.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, me too, actually.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Look, the only reason we were here was to see your cartoon brother, OK?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28I think we should just go.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30What about the match?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32We don't even like football.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34PHONE RINGS

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Get out or I'm calling the police.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Hey, calm down. Ever hear of hospitality?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I'm serious!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Well, go ahead then, call the police...

0:16:45 > 0:16:48if you don't mind your folks finding out about this party.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Look...Becky?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The vibe in here isn't cool any more,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54so we're going to go to a different party.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Are you for real?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Yeah, we can see your brother some other time, like. Bye.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Ugh!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Roy! Roy!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08What?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What's going on?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Gate crashers! Becky really needs your help.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah, we got it serviced last month?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Last month, yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Well, I don't know what could have happened.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I mean, it was fine this morning when I put petrol in it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Petrol? Wait, petrol... The car's diesel!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Where are you going?- Home.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43You coming? Bill?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Everyone leave, right now, or else!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Yeah? Or else what?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Erm...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I haven't thought of that yet...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05but something will happen!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ha! Thought so.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17No, no, I can't walk another inch. We'll need to call a taxi.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20You know what? There's no need, love.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What? - Whoever said chivalry is dead?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24What? Whoa!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Bill, be careful, please. You all right, love?- Yeah.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Bill, we're going down!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Yeah.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- I'll call a taxi.- Yeah, good idea.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm not sure about this, Roy.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Relax, Becky. I know what I'm doing.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51So, I have a challenge you won't be able to refuse.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm listening.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55A dance-off.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57THEY LAUGH

0:18:57 > 0:19:02I'll be representing the home team and I'll take on your best dancer.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Go on.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07If I lose the dance-off, we'll leave this house.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Is that fair?

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Roy!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yeah, fair enough. You go first.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Music!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Yeah!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- THEY CHANT - Roy! Roy!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Whoa...

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Yeah! Wha-ha-ho!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Yeah!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Whoo!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Yeah!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Beat that! Ha-ha!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Wow, wow. Impressive. Really, really impressive.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43So impressive, in fact,

0:19:43 > 0:19:47that I don't think we're even going to try and compete with that.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Yes!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah-ha-ha! Come on, Sean!

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Hey! Everyone out, as agreed!

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Yeah!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, really? Really?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Cos I don't remember agreeing on what we had to do if we lost.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09But I'll tell you what we can do.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10What?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Arrrragh!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Are you all right?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Yeah.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19This is a nightmare!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24No-one upsets my sister!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Leave it, Roy.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Roy?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Roy?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Where's Roy?- We don't know.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Wait, please, I don't know how that happened!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Where are yiz off to? The match hasn't even started!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17H-how is that happening?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ow!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Arrrghh!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24This house is full of ghosts!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26THEY LAUGH

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Becky? Hi, love.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Your Da's just gone to get us a taxi, so we'll be home soon.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I hope you're having a lovely day.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Ta-da! Your chariot awaits.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh, thank you, Roy.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54The pleasure's all mine.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Who's that?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Hi, Becky, it's Carlton! We saw that gang leave.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Yeah, like, can we come back in?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- MIMICS HER - Like, I think we're

0:22:04 > 0:22:06too boring for you - it's kind of embarrassing.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08THEY LAUGH

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Nice one, Becks!

0:22:09 > 0:22:11What was I thinking?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13PHONE RINGS

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Eight missed calls from Ma...

0:22:16 > 0:22:17and a text.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20They'll be home in ten minutes.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22What?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23I'll be grounded until I'm 30.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Come on! Come on!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31We should make kick-off.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- ALL:- Arrrgh!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Ghosts, everywhere! Waaaah!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Who's the Granny and Grandad now, huh?

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Come on, United!- Come on, United!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Roy, I need your help like never before.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Uh...

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Please, Roy, I'll bring you breakfast in bed for a week.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00A month! I'm begging you.

0:23:00 > 0:23:05Oh, I was going to say I'm not sure we'll do it all in ten minutes...

0:23:05 > 0:23:08But, thanks, Becks!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'll take the breakfast in bed, too.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16- OK, Becky, you're on dishes and glasses. Go!- OK.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Niall and Sean, you're on furniture duty,

0:23:18 > 0:23:21make sure everything's in the right place.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Go!- OK!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Tara and Abby, I want you dusting off the furniture.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Let's go, go, go!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- And what are you going to do?- Yeah?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Well done, everyone.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Thanks, guys. I couldn't have done it without you.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11So, the next time you have a party, will you invite us?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Absolutely!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Though I'm never, ever going to have another party.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Come on, guys, we better head.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Right, see you, Roy! - See you!- See you, guys!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25See yiz later! Bye-bye.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Thanks, Roy.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Get away!

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'm glad you're not normal.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32You're not normal! Get away from me!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Give us a hug, Roy! - No! Becky!- Come on...- Hey!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Are you not going out to play with your friends?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Oh, yeah. It's just, I told them I was hanging out with Becky.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Really? Aw!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Guys, do you want to go in to the sitting room and watch the match,

0:24:45 > 0:24:46and I'll bring yiz in a cuppa?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Aw, brilliant. - That would be heaven. Thanks, Becks.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Roy, you want to help?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yeah, OK.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Do you know? After seeing that crowd today,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58I don't think we give ourselves enough credit for our kids.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59It's a fair point, love.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Maybe we should go easier on them in future, huh?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Ha-ha!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- No, don't give it to him!- Ow. Ow!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Bill, that was the worst foot rub ever!

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Your man, he's brutal, this fella...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20There's something sticking into my back here...

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Erm, I've got some homework to do.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Yeah, me too.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Not so fast.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Aw.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42ROY SNORES

0:25:46 > 0:25:48HE SNIFFS

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Breakfast, Roy!

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Whoa!

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Oh, thanks, Becky!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Enjoy it. I've done my part of the bargain.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I thought this week would never be over.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Mmm. You cook a mean sausage, sis.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11I'm going to miss breakfast in bed.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Well, I not going to miss making it, but thanks.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15PHONE RINGS

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Who's that?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Ugh! Carlton - he won't leave me alone.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- No way! - PHONE RINGS

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Ha-ha!

0:26:28 > 0:26:32That's Heather - they want to hang out.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Listen, Roy, forget what I said about being a chameleon -

0:26:35 > 0:26:37it's caused me nothing but trouble.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39I'm just going to concentrate on being myself from now.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43Well, when I'm not grounded after three weeks.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Well, well, well,

0:26:44 > 0:26:48it sounds like someone's learned from their disastrous party!

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Yeah, Becky.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Yep, it looks like we're going to

0:26:53 > 0:26:56let you off the next three weeks for good behaviour.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Really? Thanks so much. You won't regret it.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Yes!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, don't mind if I do.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Not so fast, Da'.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Up you go, up you go...

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Give it out wide.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Go on, pass.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Go on, son.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Go on, skin him. Skin him!

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Get it over...

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Yes! Ya boy, ya! Get in there!

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Come on, United!