Going Ape

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08'He lives in an ordinary house,

0:00:08 > 0:00:09'on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:19'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Ro-o-oy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Ro-o-oy!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37ROY!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39He-he!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Bill.- What?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- What on earth are you looking for? - Ah, I dropped me sausage.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oh, there it is. Roy, be a good man.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Will you pass me that sausage, like a good lad?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Roy? Hello?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01You are not eating that. It's been on the floor!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- I'm only after having one sausage. - No, Bill.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Are you all right, love? You haven't touched your breakfast.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I'm not hungry. May I be excused?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Of course, but bring a banana

0:01:13 > 0:01:17and make sure you bring your towel. You've PE today, OK?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18How could I forget?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23DOOR SLAMS

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- What's up with him?- Who knows?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31You know something? I use to love PE when I was in school.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33They use to call me the king of the push-ups.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- You?!- Push-ups?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yes, push-ups! All right, I'll show you - look.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42See, it's all in the - ahem - technique, you know.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- LAUGHING: Yeah. - Well, we're waiting...

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Hold on a minute.- Oh, my G...

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Bill...tell me you're not eating that sausage from the floor.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- I am, yeah.- He is. - There's nothing wrong with it.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:02:05 > 0:02:08This is going to be classic!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09MR HAMMOND BLOWS WHISTLE

0:02:09 > 0:02:13What are you waiting for, O'Brien? The next Olympics?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Just hurry up!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Aw, sir, I feel sick. Can I be excused?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Feeling sick in PE is becoming

0:02:19 > 0:02:22something of a regular occurrence for you, O'Brien.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24No, sir, I really do feel sick. Look!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28What on earth? I don't want to know.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- You two, take O'Brien to the school nurse.- Come on, Roy.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Aw, sir!- He's faking it! - Make him stay!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Agh! HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Are you sure there's nothing else bothering you?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44For the last time, it's just an upset tummy.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Look, I'm feeling better already!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Great, so I guess we can go back to PE, then?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- No! Wait!- What's the matter?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I knew it.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00All right, all right, so I'm not really sick. It's PE.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Just the thought of it has me stomach in knots.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- I know exactly how you feel.- You do?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Of course.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12You think any of us want to see Hammond in those tracksuit bottoms?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16They're so high... so impossibly high.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's not Hammond's tracksuit bottoms that are bothering me!

0:03:19 > 0:03:23It's Deco and his mates. They're always making fun of me.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Is it really that bad? - Are you kidding?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29WHISTLE IS BLOWN

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Now, children, I doubt it has escaped your notice

0:03:34 > 0:03:36that I'm in perfect physical shape.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40This Herculean frame...

0:03:40 > 0:03:41JOINTS CRACK

0:03:41 > 0:03:44..is no fluke, however.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Today I will be showing you the safe and correct way to use weights.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53I thought I told you to get the weights?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I-I asked Roy to get them, sir.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01Laziness is the enemy of fitness, Declan! So where is O'Brien?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Right here, sir.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07And the weights?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Right here, si...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11PUPILS LAUGH

0:04:15 > 0:04:17MR HAMMOND GROANS

0:04:17 > 0:04:22I thought those guys didn't bother you. You always laugh it off.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26I thought if I pretended I didn't mind, they'd stop.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32So I'm a cartoon - big deal! What did I ever do to them?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35That's it! I'm going back to that gym to sort out those creeps.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37No! Don't make a big deal out of this.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- But it IS a big deal.- Please?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Fine.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45But if you won't let us help you, you need to talk to someone -

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- your parents or Miss Jervis. - No chance! It's too embarrassing.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Look, the school is a jungle

0:04:52 > 0:04:55and Deco is the king of that jungle - end of.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Deco? "King of the jungle"?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01He's more like a gorilla than a lion.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06Yeah, well, I wish I was a gorilla. He wouldn't mess with me, then.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12Ahh, that's why the nurse needed me Book of Knots. Let's go.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15SHE CHAPS DOOR

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- How's the belly, Roy? - Empty. But not for long.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31PHONE RINGS

0:05:31 > 0:05:33MORE PHONES RING AND PUPILS LAUGH

0:05:33 > 0:05:34This should be good!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- What's wrong?- Nothing.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Yeah, it was nothing.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45PHONE RINGS

0:05:47 > 0:05:48- Here we go.- Abby, no!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- What? - All right, sorry, but it is funny.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13You've got to do something, Roy. You can't just ignore this.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Don't worry, I have a plan. I'm going to keep

0:06:15 > 0:06:18the head down until they forget about me. Genius!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm don't think doing nothing is considered a plan.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Guess what?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Don't tell me, you're on another crusade to save the world?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31No, I'm on a crusade to save the animal shelter.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- They're shutting it down. - That's terrible. Why?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Lack of funding.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37But I spoke to Miss Jervis and she's agreed to hold

0:06:37 > 0:06:41a fundraising event in the school on Sunday.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm in. So, what do we have to do?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I've got a few ideas...

0:06:46 > 0:06:49The world's not a perfect place, even Abby will tell you that.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52What do you mean, "even Abby will tell you that"?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56But when I see something wrong, I don't sit around complaining.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Are you sure?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04I get involved! I mean, imagine the world with no animal shelters.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07All those poor animals with nowhere to go,

0:07:07 > 0:07:08just running wild and free.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Wouldn't that be a good thing? - What?!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Aren't animal's suppose to run wild and free?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18No. Well, yes. But no!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Look, nobody asked you, Abby.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Anyway, the balloon shop already gave us some free stuff.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34When I first mentioned the fundraiser to Dr Raschid,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36he didn't seem interested at all.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, well, you know, not really an animal kind of person.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Or a person's person, personally.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Yeah, but once I told him how much it meant to the kids,

0:07:49 > 0:07:51he changed his mind.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Turns out I do have a heart, after all,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56which I should know, cos I'm a doctor. Get it? Doctor?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58HE GIGGLES

0:07:58 > 0:07:59FORCED LAUGHTER

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Er, the ears.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yeah, and once I told him how hard the kids were working,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09making banners, making T-shirts, blowing up balloon...

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Cupcakes.- Sorry?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14The cupcakes. You said they were making cupcakes.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I mean, not that it matters,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18but you DID say they were going to be making cupcakes, you know.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Did I?- Yes, you did.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Cupcakes.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Have a biscuit while you're waiting for...

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Nah, I'll save myself for the cupcakes.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Cupcakes...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33'Sunday has arrived

0:08:33 > 0:08:36'and there's great excitement surrounding the fundraising event.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39'Many of the children have turned up to do their bit.'

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I've made my own T-shirts and badges,

0:08:53 > 0:08:56which I'll be selling to raise money.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58And I've set up...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00a shooting gallery!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03All you have to do is knock off one of the stuffed animals

0:09:03 > 0:09:05and you win a cupcake.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm not sure that shooting animals

0:09:07 > 0:09:09sends out the right message for an animal charity.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I'm making balloon animals.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's harder than I thought, but I'm getting the hang of it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've made...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23a worm...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27..panda's big toe...

0:09:27 > 0:09:28and panda's other big toe.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Hey, I'm not finished!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36The animal charity means a lot to us, so we're doing all we can to help.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Me and Abby are going to be face-painting. The kids love it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Yeah. I've always felt young children should get a feel for

0:09:41 > 0:09:43wearing make-up as early as possible.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47And that's really what today is all about - the kids.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It's for the animals. - Don't call them that.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56'With everything in place,

0:09:56 > 0:09:58'the children wait for the public to arrive.'

0:10:14 > 0:10:16What's that?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Either an emperor penguin or a blue-winged goose.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23What does a blue-winged goose look like?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26No idea. What does an emperor penguin look like?

0:10:28 > 0:10:32You might as well have these, there's nobody out there.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Thanks, Niall.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36This is a disaster.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40If people don't start showing up soon, we'll never raise the money!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42I know what might cheer you up.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Thanks so much for coming.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm afraid there hasn't been much of a turn-out.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Aw, not at all, Miss Jervis.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm afraid Bill had to work today, but I managed to recruit

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Dr Raschid instead.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh, that's so good of you, doctor, and on your day off too.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Ah, well, you know, anything for the cupcakes. Or the animals!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Anything for the animals. - Oh, hello, boys!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Good to see you.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Well, miss, when it comes to charity...you can always count on us.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15How is painting my face as a tiger supposed to cheer me up?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's fun!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19And what am I supposed to be?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20A gorilla, obviously.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22BOYS LAUGH Roy.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Didn't you have enough make-up to paint him like a real boy?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29If you're not going to buy anything, Deco, go home.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, I was going to buy this... but then it burst.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37She said...go...HOME!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41LAUGHING: Whoa! This cat's got claws, lads!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Better do as the tiger says. - Don't mind them, Roy.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47ROY MIMICS A GORILLA

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Roy?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52This can't be good.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oooh-ooh-ooh. Ah-ah-ahhh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What's gotten into him?!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It has to be the paint. - I've had some make-up malfunctions

0:12:05 > 0:12:08in my time, but nothing like this.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11We need to get him back down here and wash it off - now!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17How does this work?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Well, it's the same basic design as the mega-squirter...

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Oh, I am so terribly sorry! I'm such a klutz!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Honestly, the trigger on these things is way more sensitive

0:12:28 > 0:12:30than you'd think. I mean, I barely touched...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- I'm dreadfully sorry. - No, no, no!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42I've got another two cupcakes that say you can't hit Miss Jervis too.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Make it four and you've got a deal.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Done. And, doctor... make it look like an accident.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53No problem.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55ROY SCREECHES

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Here, Roy!- Come on down, Roy!

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Maybe I should have made him a puppy.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04It's a bit late for that! We need to fix this before...

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- SCREECHING CONTINUES - Uh-oh.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08PUPILS SCREAM

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Now what?!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Sorry. - SHE WHISPERS

0:13:14 > 0:13:17O'Brien! What in the blue blazes is going on?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20He's just getting into the spirit of things, sir.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23You know, trying to see things from the animal's perspective.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Role play!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well, I for one am delighted to see one of my students

0:13:27 > 0:13:29expressing himself so freely...

0:13:31 > 0:13:34..although now we may be bordering on the inappropriate.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35OK, that's enough, Roy. Stop it, Roy.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Roy! Stop it!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Roy, stop that this instant or I'll have you suspended!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ooh-ooh-ooh!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Unhand me, boy!

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Unhand me!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Roy? Roy, what are you doing?! Stop it at once!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Listen to your mother, Roy.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I've never seen such a senseless waste of cupcakes.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10PUPILS LAUGH

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Lads, I've got them.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Did you not have enough to paint him like a real boy?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28HE ROARS

0:14:30 > 0:14:31BOYS SCREAM

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Where's Roy?- Oh, he's gone berserk.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41He's chasing Deco, Hendley and Fagan into town.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Would someone mind telling me what exactly is going on here?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47There's no time for that. We need to find Roy, and fast.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- And we're going to need these. - Well, let's go!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54MR HAMMOND: Wait! Come back here! Wait!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00And so, for Property Report, this is Adam Murphy saying,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03if you're looking for a peaceful place to live,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06you need look no further than the sleepy suburb of Sandyford...

0:15:06 > 0:15:07BOYS WAIL

0:15:09 > 0:15:10ROY SCREECHES

0:15:17 > 0:15:22It's your man off the... Hey, Adam Murphy, yeah? Property Report?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I don't believe it, that's my favourite show.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Oh, you're... OK. I'd just like to say, er,

0:15:28 > 0:15:31if I'm watching the repeat of this next Wednesday,

0:15:31 > 0:15:33a big hi to myself. Hi!

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Oh, for God's sake!

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Get the van, Dave!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44BOYS: Agh!

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Oooh-ooh-ooh!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57THEY PANT

0:16:01 > 0:16:03What's wrong with him?!

0:16:03 > 0:16:09I mean, what did I ever do to make him so, so mad?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Well you DID burst his emperor penguin.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16AND you're always picking on him in the class.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- And in the yard.- And in the gym.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- And when you... - All right, enough! I get it.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Ooh-ooh-ooh!- He's coming!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32HIGH-PITCHED: Go away!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Now just calm down.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41CAMERA CLICKS

0:16:41 > 0:16:43ROY GROWLS

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Stop it, you're scaring Roy!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Is that his name - Roy? Roy, Adam Murphy, Channel 78. Hi!

0:16:48 > 0:16:51We just have a couple of questions we'd like to ask you.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53PHOTOGRAPHER: Roy! Over here, Roy!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55OOH-OOH-OOH!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13ROY SCREECHES

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Let me through, I'm a doctor! - I'm a mother!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Wow. There's something you don't see every day.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I don't know what's got into him. Is there anything you can give him?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I've a banana back in the car.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Put away your cameras, you're frightening him. Please!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45She said put them away!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49CLICKING STOPS

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Roy, it's me, Tara.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I know you're feeling angry and frustrated with those bullies.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56But no-one wants to see you get hurt.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04This is what happens when you keep your problems bottled up inside.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Sooner or later they're going to get too big to handle.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10OK, nobody expected you to turn into a gorilla,

0:18:10 > 0:18:14but it was only a matter of time before things got out of control.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- What's she talking about?- Who cares? Did you get the bit with the plane?

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Yeah.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I don't know what's been going on, love,

0:18:21 > 0:18:24but Tara's right. There's nothing so bad that it can't

0:18:24 > 0:18:26be figured out by your family and friends.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- So why don't you come down and we can sort it all out together?- Yeah.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38BOYS SCREAM AND ROY SCREECHES

0:18:38 > 0:18:42The first thing we need to do is get you back to your old self.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm sorry.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Lads...just do it.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58What have I done?! Roy, say something, anything!

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Aw, I've got water up my nose.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10You've really done it this time, O'Brien.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'll make sure you never set foot inside the school again!

0:19:17 > 0:19:18I had him.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22As far as the school legal system is concerned,

0:19:22 > 0:19:26force-feeding a vice-principal cupcakes is grounds for expulsion.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Seriously, look it up.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32This stunt was such a novel way of drawing attention

0:19:32 > 0:19:34to your school's animal shelter charity.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Was it your idea or the school's, Roy?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38What stunt?

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Very good. And where exactly do you go to school?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, well I started this year in Sandyford Progressive Learning,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47and me vice-principal, Mr Hammond,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50that's him over there, he told me that I was...

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- That I couldn't be more proud of O'Brien.- MUFFLED:- Get off!

0:19:55 > 0:20:01I mean, Roy. In fact, I was, er, principal at Roy's last school.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02We go way back.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08I like to think of us as something of a team.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:20:09 > 0:20:15Yes, Roy. I guess you could say... we're buddies.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16ROY SHOUTS ANGRILY

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I was so close!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24SO close.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26HE SOBS

0:20:26 > 0:20:28To be honest, Adam, this whole business

0:20:28 > 0:20:29came as a complete surprise to me too.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32The children have obviously been benefiting greatly

0:20:32 > 0:20:33from Expressions. That's what I call

0:20:33 > 0:20:36my interpretive dramatics programme. Ahh!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, sorry! My fault!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44This is Adam Murphy, for Channel 78.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Turns out everyone thought the whole thing was

0:20:49 > 0:20:51a big publicity stunt for the animal shelter.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54So I didn't get into any trouble.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Love, why didn't you tell us you were being bullied?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58I don't know.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I guess I felt like a bit of a loser.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04What are you talking about? That's not being a loser!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07A loser is someone who bullies other people to

0:21:07 > 0:21:09feel better about themselves. Am I right, Maura?

0:21:09 > 0:21:13That's right, love. But you won't have to worry about them any more.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Miss Jervis promised me she'd sort it all out in the morning.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Ah! Ma, Miss Jervis?!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20What did you have to go and tell her for?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Well, it's hardly a secret - we just watched the highlights on telly!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's for the best, son.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28She's trained to deal with things like this.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Ah, but...Miss Jervis. Can't you just tell me what to do?

0:21:32 > 0:21:37Yeah, yeah. Er...Bill?

0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Me?- Yeah.- Yeah, aw, no problem.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47You see, all you do, is that, er... you stand up for yourself.

0:21:48 > 0:21:55Yeah. But no fighting. And, er, try make friends with them.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Definitely. Yeah, definitely.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01But it's probably best to stay out of their way.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04So fight back without fighting...

0:22:04 > 0:22:09and get close to them but stay away from them?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yeah...thanks.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Might just hear what Miss Jervis has to say in the morning.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- That would probably be best. - I think so, love.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Becky, listen, your brother's after having a very big day,

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- you wouldn't get him a biscuit, would you, love?- A biscuit?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Why are you being so nice to him?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27He nearly got expelled from school today.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29If I put on gorilla make-up and go mad in the park,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31can I have a biscuit too?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Becky, you know how we feel about you wearing too much make-up.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Ugh!

0:22:40 > 0:22:41BILL WHISTLES

0:22:48 > 0:22:52I'm not looking forward to this. Me ma talked to Jervis.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55So I'll give you one guess what this is about.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Cheer up, Roy. I've already sorted it.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59You have? How?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Yesterday, when Deco ran off in the park crying like a baby,

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I filmed the whole thing!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I showed it to him on the bus this morning.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09You should have seen his face!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I told him if he never bothered you again, I'd think about

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- not sending it around the school. - Let me see that.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22I thought I told you to back off.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Yeah. About that. Listen, Roy, I know I've been a little...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29not nice lately. But if anybody sees that video...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Relax. I've deleted it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- BOTH:- What?! Why?!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Because it was making US the bullies.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39And now, thanks to you, I know what it's like to be cyber-bullied.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41And I'd never do it to anybody - not even you.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47OK. I get it, you're right.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50But did you have to delete all my videos?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52My granny's birthday was in there!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I bet you're wondering, "What are we doing in the canteen, huh?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04"Has Miss Jervis gone mad?"

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Please, call me Jane.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Now, I want you to forget that I'm your principal.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15Forget that you're in school and just relax. Breathing in, everyone.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18SHE BREATHES IN DEEPLY Good, and letting go.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Philip, put your shoes on. You're in school, for goodness' sake.

0:24:23 > 0:24:29Good. Let's talk. What do you like to talk about?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Football?- Football.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Movie stars?- Movie stars.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Did someone say bullying? - No. No-one said bullying.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42And that's the problem. We don't talk about it. Good point, Sean.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Well, I'm going to start by getting each of you to say

0:24:45 > 0:24:49something nice about the person sitting next to you...

0:24:49 > 0:24:52and then giving them a...hug.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54PUPILS: Ohh!

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Who wants to start?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Anyone? Right here?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Miss.- Yes, Declan.

0:25:04 > 0:25:10I... I-I think...Roy...

0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Yes?- ..is good with phones.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Good with phones? Well, I see.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19OK, not quite what I was going for, but...

0:25:19 > 0:25:20SHE LAUGHS

0:25:21 > 0:25:24You think you could help me delete a couple videos?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26PHONE BLEEPS

0:25:26 > 0:25:30You have a whole folder of videos called "Roy"!

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yeah. You can delete those. I won't be needing them.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Aren't you forgetting something, Declan?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Forget it. I'm not hugging no-one.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44OK. Would anyone else like to...?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

0:25:52 > 0:25:56Miss Jervis actually made some good points in there...eventually.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Yeah. Like "telling isn't tattling"

0:25:58 > 0:26:01and "not telling anyone is the bully's greatest weapon".

0:26:01 > 0:26:04And how standing up for yourself doesn't mean fighting.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Actually, that was a pretty good class.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Maybe for you. You didn't have to hug Sean.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14- It's your own fault for liking me so much.- Listen, Roy.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18So I've been thinking, maybe we should call a truce for a while.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were sorry.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Don't kid yourself. I just don't...

0:26:25 > 0:26:29EVER want to end up in a situation with Hendley hugging me.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35- But that was a nice moment. - Does someone need a hug?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37No!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39He's putting up the walls again.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42This is exactly what Jane was talking about.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47- You think he's learned his lesson? - Nope. But I've learnt mine.

0:26:47 > 0:26:52Next time something's bothering me, I'm telling somebody straightaway.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Actually, there's something bothering me.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- What's that? - Have you noticed how you hardly

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- ever see bees any more? - Oh, no - no more crusades.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01But we need to raise awareness.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- So I was thinking, "What if we paint Roy up as a bee?"- No.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Don't worry, you haven't heard the best bit.- ALL: No!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11We can sell the honey Roy produces and use the money to...

0:27:11 > 0:27:13ALL: NO!