0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Roy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Roy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44'It's an ordinary school day
0:00:44 > 0:00:45'at Sandyford Progressive Learning.'
0:00:45 > 0:00:47CAR HORN BEEPS
0:00:47 > 0:00:50SCREAMING
0:00:50 > 0:00:52'But it's no ordinary school day for Roy.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Me dad got a job at the school!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Well, you see, Marian the caretaker was on holiday.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02So they need someone to hold the fort for a few days, you know.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Ha, naturally, I didn't wait around to be asked twice.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08He didn't even wait around at all! Just straight in there.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I even brought all of me own gear and all me own tools.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15I mean, I didn't want to be stuck with their old shoddy...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16stuff.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Me Da...at school.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26This is the coolest thing ever! Da!
0:01:26 > 0:01:30An opera? Really, Derek, you know our budget's a lot tighter than that.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And we just need something fun!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh! What's that now?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38We're organising a community event for next Saturday.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Something elegant that properly introduces
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Sandyford's finest to the school.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46An event that brings the community and school together.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It needs to be indoors, simple, casual,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51fun and on quite a restricted budget.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Simple, fun, and casual. Well, that to me spells B-B-Q.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Barbecue.- Barbecue?!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00This event must be for indoors.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Derek, I'm sure Bill understood that.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Now, let's at least hear his idea.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yes. Of course I did understand that,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10and that's what's going to be so special about your barbecue.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14I mean, who would want to miss Sandyford's first indoor barbecue?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I have to admit, it does sound like fun.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Indoors could be newsworthy.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Naturally, I would have to man the grill.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Or, Derek...
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Or...if someone else handled the cooking,
0:02:27 > 0:02:31that would leave you free to do a meet and greet.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Instead of grilling the meat.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37You're absolutely right, Mr O'Brien. I will be in great demand.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I've no doubt, yeah. And I have my own chef's jacket as well.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I mean, I don't have it with me. It's at home. But I can bring it in.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46But indoors, is that even safe?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Listen, safety is Barbecue Bill's middle name. That's me, by the way.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Barbecue Bill.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57There was a sign on that seat.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You shouldn't have...
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Sorry.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Aw, I'll just get a plaster.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08'Bill has wasted no time getting
0:03:08 > 0:03:10'straight to work on his indoor barbecue.'
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Hey, Da.- Huh?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Did you know King Charles I got his head chopped off?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18History's a mad subject!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Just don't get that many beheadings in Geography.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Nasty sounding business, that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You'd want to watch you don't give yourselves nightmares.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Not like the last time, Roy.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29What was the last time?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Nothing! Nothing. I had a stupid nightmare a few weeks ago.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35That's all.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yeah, well, it wasn't really nothing. It was...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39it was Mr Hammond dressed as a clown.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Roy!- Doesn't matter what it was. Forget about it!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- It's stupid.- Yeah. Yeah. You're dead right, son.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51And in fairness, who wouldn't want to sleep
0:03:51 > 0:03:55with their mammy for a few nights, after having a nightmare like that?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- You told them!- Ah, sorry, son.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I...I didn't mean to.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh, sleeping with your mummy, are you, Roy?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Oh, priceless!- Deadly!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Here, leave it out, you two. All right? It wasn't that.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It was Mr Hammond dressed as a clown.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Da! Why'd you have to tell? Oooh!
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Don't worry, son. I got you, son! I got you. Hold on, Roy.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Hold on, buddy! Whoa, wait, wait!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Roy! Roy!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Roy!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh, sorry about that, Derek.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, get off! Please!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, what happened!?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04You were just embarrassed, Roy. It happens to all of us.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Yeah. Thanks, Tara.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08It's just a bit of stupid embarrassment, right?
0:05:10 > 0:05:15'After school, Laura and Sophie have joined Roy for some homework.'
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I think I got one right, Laura. Look.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21MR O'BRIEN SPRAYS AIR FRESHENER
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Fair warning, Maura!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I'd give that loo 15 minutes at least.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Well, 10, anyway.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Da!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Howdy, Roy! Oh, you have your friends over.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Hiya, girls.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Funny story about this air freshener, erm...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I mistook it, one time, for deodorant.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Wore it to work for an entire week.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Nothing but compliments, by the way.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Worse than ever! Can't stop!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49ARGHHH!!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54He told the air freshener story!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, you'd better get outside quick, love.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Coming through! Coming through!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Coming through!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Roy!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh, nothing. Just another typical day around my house.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19'The next morning, Roy hopes to get a little advice from his big sister.'
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Go away.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Becky, I have to ask you something
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Go away, Roy! I'm busy.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38BEECCCKKKYYY!!!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Fine. What do you want?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It's about Da. He must have embarrassed you sometimes, right?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45How'd you deal with it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You want to know what real embarrassment is?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Having a cartoon brother.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Daily mortification. Guaranteed.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Thanks a lot, Becky!- No problem.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10You know, Bill, we really need to avoid embarrassing Roy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, yes - well, good news on that front, my love.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18My indoor barbecue is going to make Roy as proud as a...proud thing.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Yeah, are you sure?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22You really don't have a good history in barbecuing.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No. No, you are right of course, my love.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26But that is, as you say, history.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31My indoor barbecue, however, is the future. Look at that, huh?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Aw, that's brilliant, yeah. - I'm off. See you later. Bye.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Hey, hey, hey, come back in here for a second.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40You have a lift with me this morning, remember?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Uh, yeah, cheers, Dad. It's just...
0:07:43 > 0:07:44I thought I might walk today.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Are you worried I might embarrass you?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Nah! No way! Course not. It's just I like walking.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Cos, like, walking's great craic.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Bye, Ma.- See you, love.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Nice apron, Da.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Oh, thank you, love.- Suits you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Good luck not getting embarrassed.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10You know what, Roy?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Everyone gets embarrassed.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Go inside and watch this.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Becky!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Becky! Becky!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Becky, you forgot your early morning hug!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- My what?- Awww, a little huggy for Becky.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And a little...pecky for Becky.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- What are you...?- A little nose rub, just for luck!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- What are you doing?! Stop it!- You see?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39What are you staring at?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Other people's embarrassment is hilarious!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yeah, I don't think that's she was going for, so...
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Hey, Da, that lift still going?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yeah. Yeah, it is, yeah.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58'Meanwhile, Mr Hammond has gone into
0:08:58 > 0:09:01'publicity overdrive for his school barbecue.'
0:09:01 > 0:09:03BELL RINGS
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Ms Jervis. There's been an important development.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I have arranged for the barbecue to be
0:09:14 > 0:09:19covered by Channel 78 News.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I'm going to cook on television?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Derek, must I remind you? The barbecue is a community event.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's not about publicity. It's about fun.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Fun?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I have fun covered, Ms Jervis.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33See, item 2c in my agenda.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Under 2b, hygiene.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Barbecue Bill. On television.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40On Channel 78 News! Dozens of viewers.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Bill, you mustn't let me down.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Us! I mean...the school.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Does this machine look like it's going to let anybody down, huh?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Don't touch it, Derek!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Your dad's the funniest. He's hilarious.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I think it'd be cool if he worked here everyday.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking that too.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I told you not to touch it, Derek.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19'Along with his barbecue plans,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22'Bill wants to stick to his promise to fix everything.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26'Or, at least, not to make things worse.'
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- PUPILS ARE LAUGHING - What's up, lads?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31R-Roy, erm, look at this!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33What are you all looking at?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Dad, they can see your underpants!- Hm?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38What? Ah, look-it. Well...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41These aren't any just, you know, ORDINARY underpants.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43No, no! These are my lucky pants.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I've had them ever since the World Cup in 1990.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I wore them for the entire tournament. Four weeks!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50- ALL:- Ewww!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53What?! Do you think David O'Leary scored that goal by chance?
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Not at all!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It was luck - my lucky pants!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58That's a fact.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Roy, you all right, son? - Da!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Underpants?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Everybody looking? Urrhhh!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Ah, no. Not again.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10COUGHING
0:11:10 > 0:11:11WHISTLE BLOWS
0:11:11 > 0:11:13This is not a drill!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Everyone form lines behind Laura and me
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and follow to the nearest exit!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21What are you standing there waiting for? Move!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23SHOUTING
0:11:23 > 0:11:25COUGHING
0:11:27 > 0:11:29UNDERPANTS!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Right.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37ALARM CONTINUES TO RING
0:11:37 > 0:11:41PUPILS ALL COUGHING
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I mean, Roy is a good lad, you know.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56And I really think that, with a little help, he'll get over this.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Helping with emotional issues like Roy's - it's what we do here.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08The good news is that the school sprinkler system is operational.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11The bad news is that yet again another school day
0:12:11 > 0:12:14has been disrupted by Roy O'Brien.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Now hold your horses, there, Derek.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Roy has done nothing wrong.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20At least, not on purpose, anyway.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22We have had smoke and...
0:12:22 > 0:12:26smoke and flood damage. What next?!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Well, do you know what?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Maybe it just might be better if I stayed away from school for awhile.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34But my barbecue! Sorry - THE barbecue.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36No, no. This is straightforward.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Until Roy can learn to control himself, he must be suspended.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You know very well, Progressive Learning does not suspend students,
0:12:42 > 0:12:43so you can forget about that.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Fine.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Well, let's call it temporarily relieved from school duties, hm?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56'And so, "relieved from school duties",
0:12:56 > 0:12:59'Roy is happy to go shopping with his mother.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01'Nothing embarrassing here, surely.'
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Well, you know, Roy, I've been thinking. Thanks.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Maybe it's time you have a little chat with Dr Raschid?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Going to the doctor about embarrassment? That's so...
0:13:14 > 0:13:16embarrassing.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Yeah, OK, for now. But if it blows up again, we see the Doctor. Deal?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Deal.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh, hang on, I have a voucher.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26There you go.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Em, sorry. This voucher's only for men's suits.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Yeah, but a suit's a suit. You can just run it through.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, but it says "Men's suits only".
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Perhaps I'd like to see your manager.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Ma, let it go!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40No! Manager, or voucher.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42What's it going to be?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ma! Everyone's watching.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- SHE SIGHS - Sorry about that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah, I'll just run that through now.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58WE are going to see Dr Raschid.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Thanking you.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Have a nice day.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Come on, hot stuff.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07See yas!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- REGULAR BEEPS FROM MACHINE - OK, Roy. I need to witness
0:14:17 > 0:14:19one of these incidents.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22So, we'll just start off with some routine embarrassments.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Everyone ready?
0:14:25 > 0:14:26OK...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Ah! What about your first kiss?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30"You floated like a balloon?"
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Ha-ha, that must have been pretty embarrassing?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Kind of funny.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Sorry.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41OK, er...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45A-ha! What about this!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48First time you turned into a gorilla! Terrorised everyone?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I'm sure that's going to raise a bit of a blush.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Ooh! Ohh! Ohh!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Sorry, Doctor.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58This is just ordinary stuff. Not embarrassing, at all.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04BEEPING INCREASES FREQUENCY
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'm getting something.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13OK, Roy, I want you to go to the embarrassing place in your mind,
0:15:13 > 0:15:15OK?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Just feel the shame that rises,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19the fire that can never be quenched!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25"Manager or voucher. What's it going to be?"
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Ah-ha! Good man. Good start!
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- "I wore them for the entire tournament. Four weeks!"- CLASS:- Ew!"
0:15:35 > 0:15:37That's 1990, the World Cup.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Those underpants should be in a museum, by the way. That's a fact.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43They all saw his underpants!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Why couldn't she just forget about the stupid voucher!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48LOUD HISSING OF STEAM
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Don't worry, son - I gotcha!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53EVERYONE SHOUTS AT ONCE, EXTINGUISHER GUSHING
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Da!- Handle's too fiddly! - Stupid lucky underpants!
0:15:56 > 0:15:57- DOCTOR:- Not at me, Bill - at Roy!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08OK, Roy. Next time you're embarrassed,
0:16:08 > 0:16:13just say to yourself, "I'm calm and I'm still, and still I am calm."
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Over and over. All right?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I'm calm and still and still I'm calm.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Perfect. OK, good man.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Just give us a few minutes with your mum and dad.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26"I'm calm and still
0:16:26 > 0:16:29"and still I'm calm."
0:16:29 > 0:16:33ALL: I'm calm and still
0:16:33 > 0:16:36and still I'm calm.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Guys...- Yeah.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's normal to be embarrassed by your parents.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's all part of growing up and becoming your own person.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Your own...cartoon.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49This break from Roy's school life, it's not going to help.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Normality has to be restored as soon as possible.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Right, well, I'll have a word with the school principal, you know.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I kind of have an "in" there now, you know.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Great stuff.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Oh, and Maura, cracking deal at the dry cleaners! Is that still going?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05It is, if I'm there.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08And, Bill, about the underpants display...
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The secret is a sturdy, high-waisted jean.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Sturdy, high-waisted jean...!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Hi, Laura. - Hi.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26My da's in there, talking to Jervis
0:17:26 > 0:17:28seeing if he can get things back to normal.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30But I like that you're not normal.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Eh! Thanks, Laura.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Hey, Laura!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Sometimes you smile at me weird and it makes me blush.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Sorry, Roy. I'll stop.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41No. It's great!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I mean, I blushed just now and it went away. No big deal.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I guess it's just my parents
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I have to worry about now!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Ha-ha! Hey...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54No break-out! Go again! Ha-ha!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I'll think you'll be pleased with what I've done.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02And it's important it looks good for the school.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Ah, Ms Jervis, the very woman!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Could I have a quick word with you, would you mind? Erm, I was just...
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I was just thinkin' it might be good for Roy to, actually,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16attend the barbecue.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Really? Can we be sure he won't have another thingummy?- Yes, we can.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And "Why?" I hear you ask.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Well, you were GOING to ask. I'm going to show you...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Watch this as I give you...
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Ah... A-ha-ha...!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I give you - Barbecue...
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I'll just leave that there.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Barbecue Bill's... INDOOR ALL-WEATHER Barbecue Barbecue!
0:18:37 > 0:18:42NOISY MECHANICAL CLANKING
0:18:42 > 0:18:44See, the key to it, now,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46is the extractor fan!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Cos that takes all the smoke out,
0:18:48 > 0:18:52enabling everyone to enjoy some clean air and some good food!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- It's a little noisy! - It's TOO little?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Well, I mean I could put it... - It's too noisy!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I would say so, yeah. Probably green. Erm, wait, wait...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- SWITCHES OFF MACHINE - Sorry, but I can't hear you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'll have to do something about that noise.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Oh, it does look like fun, though. - Well...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Certainly looks newsworthy.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12But I don't think it's a good idea to have Roy still around.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Right, right. Excuse me, just for one second, Derek.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Just imagine how proud Roy would be,
0:19:17 > 0:19:19if he saw his da firing this thing up!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I mean, it would be the opposite of embarrassing.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Is there an opposite of embarrassing?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Let's find out.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- OK, Roy can attend. - Brilliant.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Eh, spanner. THE SPANNER! Get me the spanner.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Here, plug that in, will ya?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Plug... Just under the thing, where the wires are.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yep, just plug...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41UNDERNEATH THE THING! Plug it in!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- We both have a lot riding on this Mr O'Brien.- Oh, yeah.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I still think it would be best if Roy stayed at home.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Listen, Derek.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52There will be zero embarrassments.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56I give you the word of Barbecue Bill himself.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58LAUGHTER NEARBY
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Your Da licking up to Hammo.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02How embarrassing is that?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Priceless! Priceless!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Deadly.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm calm and still and still I'm calm.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Ha! Your Da left Hammo with a high-five!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Oh, nice save, Roy's Da. Yeah.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I did it! I beat the blush!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Great news, Roy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36You have just been invited to the world's least-embarrassing barbecue.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Thanks, Da! It's...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40priceless.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42It's deadly.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah, we'll see about that.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'It's Saturday and the Sandyford community
0:20:55 > 0:20:58'gather to enjoy the school barbecue.'
0:20:59 > 0:21:01All right, Dave. You know the deal.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03We get a nothing piece of story like this
0:21:03 > 0:21:05and maybe we get to cover some real news.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08How's my forehead, all right?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Ah, Mr Murphy! Thank you for coming.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I just want to make sure we're absolutely clear
0:21:13 > 0:21:15on the focus of this news story?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, yeah, sure.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's fun and frolics at the school barbecue, sort of thing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Oh, it's much more than that.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24No, this is the story about a man.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26But not just any man...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28A man of authority.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32A man who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And yet, a man who would make a great School Principal.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Let's hope the food isn't as greasy as that guy.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Do us a favour, son. Will you go and get us some more charcoal, please?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Yep.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Barbecue Bill, you're doing a marvellous job.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Thank you, Ms Jervis.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51We've run out of charcoal.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54But not to worry, we shall be up and grilling again before you know it.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55- Would you like a burger? - Yeah!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Oh.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Please, Da. Don't call the three-second rule.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Three second rule!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Don't say "granny...clean...dirt."
0:22:06 > 0:22:09You know, my granny used to always say,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- "Sure, it's only clean dirt!" - EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH
0:22:12 > 0:22:14ROY COUGHS
0:22:19 > 0:22:22That was the last bag of charcoal.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24CUT! CUT!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30It'll take half an hour to get more charcoal,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32and even longer to heat it up.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I told all me mates I was going to be on the news,
0:22:34 > 0:22:38and here I am, Barbecue Bill, and I've got a dead barbecue!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Da, my embarrassment has ruined too many things.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's time I used it for a good cause.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45A-ha!...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I really hope this works.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Less worrying. More blushing.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55This is kind of embarrassing - what if someone sees us?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Ha! Brilliant!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Next!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I hear the hot dogs are good.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Two hot dogs, please.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, hot dogs, right. I'd better get the buns out. Ha-ha!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I'd better get the... Doesn't matter.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Now here we go. Oh...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Oh, three-second rule, son?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You can't beat the classics! Nice one, Da!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Now, there we are, love. Oh, mind yourself!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Here you are. Ha-ha...!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28LIVELY CHATTER
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Nice one, son. Now we're smokin'!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, I'm losing me glow!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Quick, Da! We need something big!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I hoped it wouldn't come to this.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Come to what?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46What are you doing?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Da!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54You'll need some footage of me serving at my grill.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Shoot from anywhere. I don't have a bad side.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01So, this is my special indoor grill,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04which I knocked together. The secret is in the extractor fan.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Derek, we're supposed to be having fun!- Ms Jervis, I'm busy right now.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18If I hear that word "fun" one more time, I'll burst into flame...
0:24:18 > 0:24:20What's happened to the flames?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Aw, I've ruined it for everybody.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27My embarrassment has ruined the barbecue.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- CHEESY DANCE MUSIC - Watch this.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35How you doin'?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Wait... What's that music?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Ah! Da...!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Dancin'?! NO...!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Aw, no!...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54HE GULPS LOUDLY
0:25:00 > 0:25:02DAAAAA...!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08It's a good thing Roy's not here to see this!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Aw, he's dancing with me friends!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Two burgers served with relish!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Where are you going? No, no, stay with me...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I'm the story, here!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Aw, no!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I'm still, calm and me... Eh. I'm still...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Am I calm?! Aw, how does it go, again?!
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Ms Jervis.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Ah, no! No, no, no...!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55No, not Mrs Jervis, too!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56AW, DAAAAAD...!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I think I over did it a bit, there!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- You're kidding me! We're just getting started!- No, No, I don't...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Must...think...of... something...else.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, no. Not that!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Pleeeease!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Get a shot of this. - Don't film that!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Sorry! Can't help it!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22AW, NOOOO...!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26LOUD EXPLOSION
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Signing off from the Sandyford Progressive Community
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Barbecue with, eh...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Barbecue Bill. - ..the creator of, eh...
0:26:42 > 0:26:45..the All Weather Indoor Barbecue, Barbecue Bill.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47..and Vice Principal Derek Hammond,
0:26:47 > 0:26:49a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- This is Adam Murphy...- And Barbecue Bill.- ..Channel 78,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- barbecued. - Bill.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01HE GULPS
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Well, all in all, that could have gone worse.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08You were great. I'm never going to be embarrassed by you again.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, you know what, we all get embarrassed by each other sometimes.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14What? Do I embarrass you?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Pfffff...!- Just...
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Just every now and then.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Only once in a while.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Yeah, like most days, really.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Anyway, don't embarrassing things turn into funny stories,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27that you look back on?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Yeah!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Here's to the O'Briens -
0:27:30 > 0:27:33the most embarrassing family in all of Sandyford!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36THEY ALL CHEER