0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'the only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ALL: ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'It's early morning in Sandyford Progressive Learning.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Roy and his chums have gathered in the school canteen
0:00:46 > 0:00:48'for a "surprise" announcement.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hey, guys. What's all this about?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Wah!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54CRASHING
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- We thought we'd send you for a trip. - Classic.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You're not funny, Deco.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Now are you sure about that? Because I think I'm hilarious.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Good morning, children.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- ALL:- Morning, Mr Lucey.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09You all right, Roy?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Yeah. Couldn't be better.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, I think you'll find that's not entirely accurate.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19THEY GASP
0:01:19 > 0:01:23'Hello, Sandyford. And hello, Roy O'Brien.'
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- You?- Me?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28'Well, a few weeks ago,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31'I was asked to judge a national poetry competition.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35'And after reading more than 5,000 entries,
0:01:35 > 0:01:36'Roy...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'I am delighted to announce that you
0:01:39 > 0:01:40'are the grand prize winner.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43When did you enter a poetry competition?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- I didn't.- Ssh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Zach is speaking.- 'Your beautiful sonnet,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50'Jellybean Love Song, entered by your wonderful principal,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52'Miss Jervis, it blew me away.'
0:01:52 > 0:01:55HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:55 > 0:01:57'"Whenever I'm feeling blue,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59'"you hug the inside of my mouth...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'"..with all the flavours of the rainbow."
0:02:05 > 0:02:06'Wow!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08'Still takes my breath away.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11'Anyway, Roy, you're probably wondering what you've won.'
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Yeah, tell us!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Interrupt him one more time.- 'Seeing as I'm back home in Ireland...'
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- ZACH CONTINUES TO TALK - I dare ya. See what happens.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22'..the latest movie in the Darkest Moon franchise,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24'I was thinking we could get together for dinner.'
0:02:24 > 0:02:26No...way!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28'Anyway, Roy, I'll see you this evening.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31'Oh, and don't forget to bring a friend with you.'
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- THEY SHOUT - That's it!- Roy!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Yes! This is amazing!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I can't believe I won!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- I never win anything! - HE LAUGHS
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Thank you, jellybeans.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I love you even more than I did before.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Hahaha! I'm a deadly poet!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58So, Roy...any idea who you're bringing to dinner?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Er, well, I'm his best friend...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01No, you're not!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Me and Roy are like blood brothers. Aren't we, Roy?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Aren't we, Roy?
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- THEY SHOUT - Roy bring me!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Roy, you're bringing me! - STRETCHING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14EVERYONE!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Calm down.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Now, look what you're all doing to that poor young fella!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You all right, pal?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Why are you being so nice to him?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah. You're up to something.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, he just wants to go to dinner with Zach Morgan!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Tara, that's really not my decision to make. Is it, Roy?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Dream on, Deco. There's no way he's bringing you.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Well, Niall, I'm happy enough to give Roy the space and time
0:03:42 > 0:03:44he needs to make his mind up.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46And if the rest of you are really his friends,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'm sure yous will do the same. Now, everyone agree.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I said everyone agree!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- ALL:- Yes. - DECO SNIGGERS
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Off you go, Roy.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I'll make sure no-one bothers you again.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Er...thanks, Deco.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Nice try, Deco. But Zach said bring a friend.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12And that certainly isn't you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh, we'll see, Sophie. Oh, we'll see.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Do you believe in destiny?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Well, mine is to meet Zach Morgan and have him cast me
0:04:23 > 0:04:25as his little sister in the Darkest Moon movies.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29After all, Hollywood is where I belong.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Do you realise how much this fake vampire's autograph
0:04:32 > 0:04:34sells for online?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- I could make a fortune off this! - HE SNIGGERS
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It has to be me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43I'm the biggest Zach Morgan fan in the whole of Sandyford.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44I'm not messing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Maybe even the whole world!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47The whole universe!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51SNAPPING
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Erm...
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Does anyone have a spare penc...?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Ah! What are you all doing out of your seats?!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Roy needs a new pencil, Sir.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03What 17 of them?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Er...thanks everyone.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Who you going to choose, Roy? Erm...I mean,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09which pencil do you like best?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I can't decide, erm...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Excuse me, excuse me.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Here ya go, Roy.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ah, good work, O'Leary.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Right, the rest of you, back to your seats. Come on!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24MR HAMMOND SIGHS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You think you're so clever, don't you?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I don't think, Abby. I know.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Look, Deco. Me and Roy are best friends
0:05:32 > 0:05:34and he knows how much I love Darkest Moon.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Picking me is the right thing to do
0:05:36 > 0:05:39and that's why I'm going to dinner with Zach Morgan.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Roy's going to dinner with Zach Morgan?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Yep! plus-one. - Which is going to be me.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- No, you mean me.- Or me!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50What? It could happen.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- DECO TUTS BOTH:- We'll see.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Zach Morgan. You're in Sandyford!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59And I know just how to stay on Roy's good side!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- SHOUTING - Agh, this is mental!- Yeah, Roy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now know how it feels to be Zach Morgan for a day.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Back off everyone, back everyone! We'll let you know what he decides.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Thanks, Tara.- Don't mention it. - DOOR STRAINS
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'm sure you'll find a way to express your gratitude.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Hey! Stop bribing him!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Give it a rest, you two! It's not safe here.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23But you're me mates. I can count on yous.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Can't I?- Not today, Roy. None of us can be trusted.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Run! Run, while you still have the chance!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31SHOUTING
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Roy! Pick me, Roy!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Ever wished you were the most popular kid in school?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Trust me, it's overrated.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I am so proud of Roy.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yes, Jellybeans. O'Brien can be quite artistic
0:06:45 > 0:06:46when the subject matter is food!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Excuse me, Miss, you haven't seen Roy, have you?- No, sorry, Abby.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Neither do I.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Anyone seen Roy?- Ugh! Follow Abby. She's on his trail, as well.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Aw, poor Roy. This must be an impossible decision to make.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01You know, maybe we could help him?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You're the one that got him into this mess,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- why don't you go to dinner with him? - SHE GASPS
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Actually, erm, Mr Hammond, I saw the Zach Morgan video message
0:07:08 > 0:07:11and he clearly states that Roy must bring a friend, so...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oh! Well, hello!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'd consider myself to be a friend with all the children.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You'd have no interest in going on a dinner date
0:07:18 > 0:07:20with Zach Morgan, would you?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I actually really admire what he's done
0:07:22 > 0:07:24to millions of childrens' lives.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Like what? Being a vampire with a trendy haircut?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Er! Excuse me?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Every single child on that schoolyard
0:07:31 > 0:07:33has read at least one of his books.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37And you know what they say, "If a child reads one book..."
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, but he doesn't write those books, he's just on the cover.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43True. And how cute is he on those covers?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Where's O'Brien?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Follow Sophie.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ah! Dear, oh, dear.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Vultures! - HE TUTS
0:07:57 > 0:07:59CHILDREN PLAY
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Have you seen Roy anywhere?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03No, we didn't either. No.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07So good luck with that, OK?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Tell me if you see him. - Oh, yeah! Will do.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Ha!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hey, O'Brien?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17I mean...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Roy?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Go away! I'm not here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I prepared a little something.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25HE MUTTERS
0:08:26 > 0:08:30"I, Declan O'Leary, do hereby propose the following
0:08:30 > 0:08:34"in return for an INVITE to dinner with Zach Morgan."
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yeah. So...
0:08:36 > 0:08:37"I promise to...
0:08:37 > 0:08:41"One - never make fun of Roy O'Brien again.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43"To his face.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47"Two - never make fun of Roy O'Brien behind his back.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51"And three - never do anything to make Roy O'Brien cry again."
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Seriously?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Does having dinner with Zach Morgan really mean this much to you?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01That poser?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04No way. I'm only in this for...
0:09:04 > 0:09:05the money.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07So...do we have a deal?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Mm...- Ssh. Don't let me rush ya.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15You take all the time you need.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19You have one hour.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24And I'm sure you're going to make the right decision.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Ha!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hey, Roy.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh. Hey, Tara. I didn't see you there.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Did I ever tell you about my family's holiday home in Spain?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Er, no.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Well, it's really lovely there. We have a pool and everything.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Yeah?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48And my parents are always happy for me to invite a FRIEND
0:09:48 > 0:09:49to come and stay with us.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Tara.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Sophie.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Ever been to a Hollywood movie premiere, Roy?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Er, no.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, if you introduce me to Zach Morgan,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'll make sure you go to hundreds of them.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Yeah, right.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Roy! I'm glad I caught you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Now, we need to discuss the criteria for who you can and can't bring
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- as your plus-one!- Oh, stop!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17All of yous!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Why can't you just leave me alone?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22He's still picking me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23No, he's not.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26MR LUCEY SIGHS
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Anyone but Miss Jervis.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Abby? No.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Sean? No.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Tara? No.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Sophie? Erm...
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Roy?- Deco?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Erm...- Roy?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Roy, snap out of it!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I- wish I'd never won this stupid prize!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Are you kidding?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57No! Everywhere I turn, someone's smiling at me,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01offering me bribes, begging to be picked.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Deco even offered me a contract.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Wow! He really wants to win.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09What am I supposed to do?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13No matter who I choose, everyone else is going to hate me.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Trust me, Roy. I'm going to make this problem go away.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22That smells delicious.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Miss Jervis, didn't see you there.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Tell me, Carol, what's on the menu today?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Oh, you know...just the usual. - You're far too modest.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34This all looks sublime. The recipe?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41For starters, melted cheese over a bacon salad.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Oh! But just hold the salad.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46For mains, we've got sausage lasagne,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49with 12 different types of sausage. Nice.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And then, for dessert, we have
0:11:51 > 0:11:54jellybean-packed chocolate fudge sundae.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, but the worst of it?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Ha! Chips!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Chips! A cardinal sin, in Carol's eyes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I mean, what on earth has gotten into everyone today?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Derek?
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Hm?- I mean, should we intervene and end all this Zach Morgan madness?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Leave it to me, Miss Jervis.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'll take care of everything.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20HE PANTS AND SNORTS
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh! I didn't see you there.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35My mother always said it was a crime to let good food go to waste.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- And er... - CLATTERING
0:12:39 > 0:12:42..believe me, that was good food.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59ALARM BLARES
0:13:00 > 0:13:02ANGELIC MUSIC
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Roy, I know this is a really difficult decision to make.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And I know you can only pick one person.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13So if it isn't me, I'll understand.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17And I hope you have a great time with Zach Morgan.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Honestly?- Cross my heart.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21But, if it is me...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25..A, I'll love you forever
0:13:25 > 0:13:27and B, you'll never have to buy jellybeans
0:13:27 > 0:13:30for the rest of your life.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Haha.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Afternoon, Mr Hammond.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What do you think you're doing?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, just looking for something in the Lost and Found box.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Well, Carol...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43this isn't it!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- Isn't it?- No, Carol.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46This is my confiscation box.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It contains all the toys, sweets and video games
0:13:49 > 0:13:52taken from the children throughout the year.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Really?- Yes, Carol.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57And 90% of these items belong to one Roy O'Brien.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59And I don't suppose, for a second,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02you were thinking of returning them to him in exchange for...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ooh! Let me see...erm...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06a dinner invitation?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I don't have a clue what you're talking about, Mr Hammond.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I was looking for my egg whisk.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, come off it, Carol!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16You were hoping to bribe O'Brien. Just like the other vultures.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Name your price.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Excuse me?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23There's plenty more chips and gravy where that came from.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- How much more?- All you can eat.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Well, I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yes! I did it! I did it!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37He picked me! He picked me!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Guess who's going to dinner with Zach Morgan?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41I am!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- FADING:- Wow! He picked me!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- BOTH:- NOOO!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- BOTH:- Hey, guess what? I did it!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I chose Deco!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55You chose Deco?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I chose Abby!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- BOTH:- NOOO!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I don't know, Sir.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08It must have been that sausage lasagne I had for lunch.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Maybe I should lie down for a few minutes...
0:15:10 > 0:15:11No, no. You just wait there.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'll call your parents and get them to come and collect you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Thanks, Sir.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19This is dinner with Zach Morgan we're talking about.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22It's going to take hours to find the perfect outfit.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Then there's my hair, my make-up, my nails...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What other choice do I have?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Abby?- Oh, er...yes, Sir?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Would you like your mother or your father to collect you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- My mother, please.- OK.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Hold on a second!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38This isn't Roy O'Brien's signature.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Niall signed it for him.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42And you expect that to stand up in a court of law, do you?
0:15:42 > 0:15:47Well, we can just get Roy in here now. He'll sign it, too.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49All right, O'Leary.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Let's talk terms.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You give up your plus-one to Carol and I'll see to it
0:15:55 > 0:15:59that you have a very easy life here in Sandyford Progressive Learning.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01How does...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04double chips and gravy for lunch, every day, sound? Hm?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07No deal.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09MR HAMMOND SIGHS
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Can I go now, Sir?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13One last thing!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Give this to Mr Morgan over dinner, will you?
0:16:18 > 0:16:23"The Adventures of Professor H in the Galactic Space Academy."
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Yes, it's just a little movie idea I've been working on for...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30for the last 17 years.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You must be having a joke!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Wait! O'Leary!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I need you to get an autograph for me.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Thanks for nothing, Roy. How could you choose Deco over me?
0:16:45 > 0:16:46I...
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Well, don't worry.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50When I win my first Oscar, I'll be sure to say
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I did it without the help of Roy O'Brien or Zach Morgan.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57ROY SIGHS
0:16:57 > 0:16:59This is all your fault!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Me? You were the one that couldn't make your mind up!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I did make me mind up. I chose Abby!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Ssh! Stop panicking! I can fix it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- How?- The contract.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11We just need to get Deco to break one of the agreements.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12But isn't that a bit...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14What?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15..mean?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah. But do you have a better idea?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20OK, so what's the plan?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Cartoon accident. That'd make you look stupid.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Right, no problem.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Erm...
0:17:28 > 0:17:30HE GASPS
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Perfect!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36HE HUMS
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Wah!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Hey! Who turned off the lights?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Ow!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Whoa!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Agh!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- CHILDREN LAUGH - Whoa!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49What are you all laughing at?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Are you all right, Roy?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- ROY STRUGGLES - Let me help you.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59STRETCHING
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Oof!- Oof!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Thanks, Deco.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07No bother, Roy.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Any time, pal.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21This isn't going to work, Niall.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Don't worry, Roy. Trust me.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Just wait a while, till I get in position.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- All right, lads?- What do you want?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Nothing.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Just...hanging out.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48COUGHING
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Roy?
0:18:49 > 0:18:50In here, Sir.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55What an idiot.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I mean, I know he's my friend and all.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59But you have to admit, Roy O'Brien is a real clown.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Yeah!- Don't you think, Deco?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03No!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Now, come on, you. Let's help him.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Hold on, Roy!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09COUGHING
0:19:09 > 0:19:11We're coming in to get ya!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Well, did it work?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Sorry, Roy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- ROY SIGHS - What are we going to do?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22School's nearly over and we'll be leaving
0:19:22 > 0:19:24to have dinner with Zach Morgan soon.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26There's nothing else for it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Time to turn on the waterworks.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Abby?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, hi, Sir!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I thought you were gravely ill.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I am.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I mean, I was.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Feeling much better now. Thanks.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Attention, losers!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Listen up because it's your last chance
0:19:49 > 0:19:53to order Zach Morgan's autograph.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Look, Deco, I'm not going to let you pressure poor Roy
0:19:56 > 0:19:58into asking Zach for 1,000 autographs.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00What are you on about?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I'm going to do it myself.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Why are you dressed up like a dog's dinner?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Declan!- But, Sir, look at her!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10How dare you! I look 1 billion.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I bet Zach is going to say the same.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Wait. Hang on a minute.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17You both think you're going with Roy?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I have a contract.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24But I paid Rory 1,000 jellybeans.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- BOTH:- Roy!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Hey, everyone.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30What's she talking about?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Tell him, Roy! Tell him I'm your plus-one.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34- Hey, Deco.- What?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Say something to Roy!- I thought we had a deal!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50My outfit! It's ruined!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Check it out, everyone! You're all witnesses.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55"Clause Three - I, Declan O'Leary,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57"will never make Roy O'Brien cry again."
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Read it and weep, Deco. You lose!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03What?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06No!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Sweet Vale of Avoca, what's going on now?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Sh! It's really quite complicated.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13The state of me!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I can't meet Zach looking like this.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17We did it, Roy. We won.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yeah,
0:21:19 > 0:21:20because we cheated.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24This is the worst day ever.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Onto higher ground, everybody!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Quick!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Roy, please!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I love Zach Morgan!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43He's my hero!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47And I just want to be like him when I grow up!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Take whoever you want, you traitor!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I can't meet Zach looking like this.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Have you considered Carol as your plus-one, Roy?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yes, Roy, Carol's an excellent choice.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Way better than Ms Jervis.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02EVERYONE SHOUTS
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Roy!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You won! Deco broke the contract!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Yeah. Only because we set him up,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14and that isn't fair,
0:22:14 > 0:22:18so, Abby and Deco, congratulations.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You're both going to the dinner with Zach Morgan.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Sorry. Excuse me.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Are you sure?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32What about you?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I don't deserve to go.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Thanks so much, Roy.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You're a star.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42See everyone tomorrow.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44We'll tell Zach you said hi.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Wow. That was the most generous thing I've ever seen anyone do ever.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Well done, Roy. You should be proud of yourself.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Wait.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I can't believe they went without me.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Quick, everyone! Onto higher ground! Quick!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Of all the people to upset!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14No!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17ROY CRIES
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What has he done now?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Oh, Becky, your poor brother.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Roy! Come out here! Roy!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40'It's the following morning.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42'Deco and Abby are happily informing
0:23:42 > 0:23:45'their friends about the dinner with Zach Morgan.'
0:23:45 > 0:23:47OK, Roy?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You don't want an autograph, no?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Zach Morgan this, Zach Morgan that,
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm sick of hearing his name.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Well, you're not the only one.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Really?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Why do you not like him?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Same reasons as you.- What?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06OK, everybody, come on.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Can we not talk about something other than movie vampires
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- for a change? - Right, litter duty in the yard!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Any volunteers?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Sir, I got that thing for you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, thank you, O'Leary.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22And we got these books signed from Zach Morgan with a special message
0:24:22 > 0:24:24inside for Miss Jervis.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Yeah, it was weird, though.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28He was asking us loads of questions about her.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30OK, get those to me. All of them.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36No, I mean, Ms Jervis is at a seminar
0:24:36 > 0:24:39and I'll make sure she gets them.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Zach Morgan signed all this memorabilia?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43It must have taken him hours.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Sure it did, but he didn't mind.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50He's a total gentleman and a complete babe.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Do you know what, Abby?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I reckon, if I live to be 100 years old,
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- last night was the best moment of my life.- Absolutely.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Enough!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Would you stop talking about stupid Zach Morgan?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07If anyone needs me, I'll be in the yard.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Morning, Carol.- Morning, Mr Hammond.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- What's on the menu today?- Who cares?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Oh, guess what I confiscated from O'Leary this morning.- Huh?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31You want me to open it?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's addressed to you.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37And I'll be expecting chips and gravy come lunchtime.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45"To Carol, Queen of the Canteen,
0:25:45 > 0:25:48"love Zach." Oh!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Hello, Roy.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Zach Morgan!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04So, you're the one who stood me up?
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Got to tell you, Roy, that has never happened to me before.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Yeah, sorry about that.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Don't be.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Abby and Deco told me what you did for them.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You should be very proud of yourself, Roy.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Hey, let's face it.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22It's not like you gave up a trip to the seaside.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I mean, dinner with Zach Morgan?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Or, in your case, twice-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36You still fancy that milkshake?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Absolutely.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Sir!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Roy and Zach Morgan are walking out of the yard together.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Yes, yes, very funny, Sophie.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I'm not messing. Sir, look!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02This takes me back, Roy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You know, before I was handsome and famous,
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I went to a school a lot like this.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Yeah?
0:27:08 > 0:27:12Is your principal still here? What was her name? Miss Jervis?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Oh, you missed her.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17I see.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Uh-oh! Welcome to my world.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- What we do, Zach?- Run!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31EVERYBODY SQUABBLES