0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Major-tastic emergency, Dad! Dad? - Roger peed in the fishbowl again?
0:00:07 > 0:00:10OK, two major-tastic emergencies.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14There's some big surprise at the Y. Can I get a lift?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Do I look like a taxi driver? BOTH: Yes.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Sorry, Princess. I'm up to me bald patch. Run - you'll get there.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24I can't turn up dripping in sweat! How grossorific is that?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Try again, Keithy-boy.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28ENGINE SPUTTERS
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- I'm not going anywhere until this is fixed.- Fine. Step aside.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Sass, I was born with a spanner in me hand. If I can't fix it, no-one can.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40ENGINE STARTS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'll see you outside.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Because you have all been whinging
0:00:50 > 0:00:54about my not staging enough "fun activities" -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56although vot isn't fun about ping pong?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Or viffi-vaffee, as we call it back in Kleiperdach.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ah, viffi-vaffee...
0:01:02 > 0:01:06I remember the big final back in '86. Doh-dee, doh-dee.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And sometimes, Dee-doh, dee-doh.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13And once, just once... Doh-doh, dee-dee, doh-doh, dee-dee.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Good times.
0:01:18 > 0:01:24And so I vill be hosting the one - oh, can you bear the tension? -
0:01:24 > 0:01:26the only - vait for it...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Space cargo screening! - Lady Gaga tribute!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Karaoke night?- Vell, don't say thank you all at once(!)
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- We won't.- She can't even spell Karaoke! Never mind.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41An entire night of it. One Justin Bieber ringtones says
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- it's going to be a train wreck. - You're on.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- Am I missing something?- Kit's gone cuckoo over the Quiz Quest Channel.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Everything is a bet now. - How dare you say such a thing!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Two ringtones says it's not.
0:01:55 > 0:02:01Zingon blasters! It's 1400 hours! Gotta go. Meeting an old friend.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Your gran doesn't count as a friend. - I meant Joe Taylor.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09The boy I used to run the Space Cargo Society with. My former co-captain.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Oh, yeah - the, er, larger-than-life guy? Big fan of doughnuts.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Jelly-belly Joe?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- SHE SNORTS - That's what we used to call him.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21There's nothing wrong with being a little...spherical.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24So what's he doing in town? Cream bun convention?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27A trail bike tournament, if you must know.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Must be a big bike!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34No. Trails are generally 8.4 pounds lighter than the average bike.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Not that I've calculated the mass or anything.- Sorry, Joe, I...
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41I...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47OMG, Joe's been eaten by a supermodel!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Wow! Look at you! You used to be so... And now you're so...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Wow.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Thanks... I think.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Anyway, good to see you guys again. We should hook up sometime.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01That is the right term, isn't it?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05When? I mean, Kit and Dede are coming over to mine tonight.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08You said you were potty-training Roger.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13What is she like?! Such a joker!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- So can you come?- Um...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yeah.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Fabooshaperfecto!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Just come round at 6-ish. When I say "round", I don't mean ROUND, just...
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Somebody stop me.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35# Can somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# Give me a break
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- # But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day- Save the day
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- # I'd love another girl around the place- To be her
0:03:49 > 0:03:52# Someone to back me up so I always
0:03:52 > 0:03:53# Have the last word
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# In a boy's world
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:04:01 > 0:04:06# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:04:06 > 0:04:10# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, want gratitude
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# I don't want to be the only girl
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# In a boy's world. #
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yes, I know I said I'd look at your bumper,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20but you wouldn't believe the pressure I'm under.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24If I don't cut back on my workload it's all going to come to a...
0:04:24 > 0:04:25CRASH, THUMP
0:04:25 > 0:04:27It already has. Gotta go.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Mr Beaton's engine blew up. It's on the ceiling.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Floor.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- How did you do that?- It's not me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- There's something wrong with this petrol.- Yes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's diesel, you muppet!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, so it is.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Get your eyes tested or something. - No, as if! Hilarious, that is.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Good one, Steve.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00HEAVY METAL GUITAR
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Oh, yeah, who's the daddy? Who's the daddy?- You're the daddy.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- OZZY OSBOURNE: You're a god of rock! - Yes!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Result! Bow down to a rock superstar, Jakey-boy!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14If you say so.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I'm Slash! I'm Brian May! I'm the ugly hairy one in Kings Of Leon!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Only not ugly...more hairy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Why aren't you impressed?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Well, it's not like you're doing it for real, is it? Like live.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32In front of an audience. It's just a game.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Bon-bon?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Nibbles?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47You know I don't do carbs on a week night. But if you insist...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49They're not for you, they're for Joe.
0:05:49 > 0:05:55I also got a couple of majorly scary movies. Subbuteo, a WWE game AND...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58a kitten jigsaw!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I don't know what he's into now he's hot, hot, hot.- Hang-a-lang a minute.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08You're doing this, wearing something that isn't woefully unstylish and...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- SNIFFS - ..you've washed your hair?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13OMG, you totally have a crush on Joe!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16As if?!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Only the biggest crush ever!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22In fact, I'm crushed! Not that I'll show him, of course.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm going to play it so cool.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Just like our Cheryl.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Hey, guys!- Joe!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29You made it!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Yippee!- Sorry we're late.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35You know I like to arrive within 30 seconds of the allotted time.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Four seconds out, Dede - call the time cops!
0:06:37 > 0:06:43My fault. I kept her talking about astrophysionomy. Rocks, doesn't it?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Science joke.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46FAKE LAUGH
0:06:46 > 0:06:49So, Joe, what got you into trail biking?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51The thrill of the chase? The need for speed?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Er, sort of. I was studying flocculation
0:06:55 > 0:06:59and realised I could pick up some incredible samples by trail biking.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01The wheels are like a mini eco-system.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Awesome!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09So, what'll it be? Vampire Death Squad or Zombie Hitman?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Er...- Or we could play a game. WWE?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I don't really play football.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Shut up!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Looking like that you could practically BE Beckham.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21But no worries, let's wrestle!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Not literally, of course. Unless you want to? I warn you,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- my power slam is deadly. Shall I show you?- NO!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Actually, I...
0:07:34 > 0:07:38think I'd better, er...go.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I've got a, um, you know. - No. A what?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Trail bike session! Yes, that's it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Really? So soon?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46What a shame. Waah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- DOOR SLAMS - Hey, where'd he go?
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- For counselling, I imagine.- I think that went quite well, didn't it?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- If you want to be his stalker, not his girlfriend.- Girlfriend!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03So that's why she's been acting clinically bananas!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I was just trying to make a good impression.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09You certainly made that. He'll have the bruises to show it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I should just ask him on a date now.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Seeing as he didn't have enough time to ask me.- NO!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19People, this is the Teenies. It's OK for a girl to get a guy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Not in a headlock.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I am so going to breeze this.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hey, Joester!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37There was something I wanted to ask you.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Can it wait? I'm meeting somebody at one.- No.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Chillax, it's not even five past yet! Look.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oops!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Candyfloss brain. Here, let me.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Oh, I'm sorry, um...- I'm going to get going.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51No! I haven't asked you yet!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02It'll only take a teeny-weenysecond.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Sorry, but I really have to run. - Oh, but-but...
0:09:08 > 0:09:14- Have you seen Joe?- Uh... You know Joe?!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Yeah-huh. He was meant to be meeting me here at one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21You? Meeting? At one? You?!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Yeah.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No-o-o-o!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Ta-da!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29What did you do that for?!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Karaoke night. I'm going to show you I can kick it as a rock god.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36For real! Stick that in your trumpet and blow it.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I haven't got a trumpet. - But you might need one.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40That or a drum kit.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Why?- Cos you're in my band.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I can't be a legendary guitarist without a band, can I?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's like Ronaldo playing without balls.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Let me just think about that.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53No...way!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Shame. Sadie LOVES rock stars.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm in.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Tell me, Keith, just out of general curiosity,
0:10:03 > 0:10:07what colour paint did I ask you to use on this car -
0:10:07 > 0:10:09was it sunset silver or sunset amber?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10What's the difference?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Ah.- You do need glasses, don't you?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16No!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19I've run out of contact lenses.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22They were in the post, but... I'm blind till Friday
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- and I hate wearing my glasses. - Why, mate?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Blimey!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Yes. Ooh. Yes.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Well, look, don't worry. I mean, there's only me and you in here.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Nobody's going to see it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39# You're beautiful
0:10:39 > 0:10:43# You're beautiful, it's true
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# I saw your face
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# In a crowded pla... #
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Any chance of an autograph?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55She means, er, will you sign for it, don't ya?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- HIGH-PITCHED:- Hi! - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Thanks.- Thank you.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Just a random thought here.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12She's not anything to do with the fact you're not wearing specs?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13No!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yeah.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Put 'em on, keep 'em on.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18We're here to fix cars, not dates.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26OK, major-tastic emergency, guys.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28You dropped lip gloss in the toaster?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You forgot your French assignment is due?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33OK, three major-tastic emergencies.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35My date chat with Joe was a disaster.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Told you! You owe me two cuppas of scandalitious!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Two? Why two?!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Double or nothing. Quiz Quest Channel special. Remember!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Fine!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48But why you'd want to read that tawdry, tacky, trashy...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Captain Sky was hot bod of the week?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52And, um, where can I buy this?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54HORN HONKS
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Guys, focus!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Sorry, Sas. Give us the deets.- Well...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- SPEAKS RAPIDLY:- I plastered him him in ketchup
0:12:02 > 0:12:04and chased him round the table and it collapsed.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08It wasn't that bad! He didn't need stitches or anything.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09OK, maybe two.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11But I don't understand.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I just tried to be confident and fabulous
0:12:14 > 0:12:16but he doesn't like me, he likes trog-face Chloe.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Well, what did you expect?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Every boy in the Y Club fancies her.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- I don't.- You're not every boy.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24I don't understand.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27What's trog-face got that I haven't?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Colossal hair, she-she nails, a co-ordinated wardrobe,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33and that uber-cool LA princess thing sewn up.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37So...that's exactly what I'll get!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Brilliant!- Stupid!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Nuh-uh. It ain't over with a makeover.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Two popsicles says it gets her a date.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Popsicle-schmopsicle!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Enough with this childish betting, Kit.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Let's raise the stakes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55One of Ms V's triple-chocolate monster shakes.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57You're on!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00MUSIC: "American Idiot" by Green Day
0:13:00 > 0:13:04HE SINGS OUT OF TIME: # Don't wanna be an American idiot
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Don't want a nation under the new media
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# And can you hear the sound of hysteria? #
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Stop!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17We're getting worse, not better.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19My voice hurts from making it so gravelly.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Are you sure this is what Sadie likes?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Never mind that.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I've got one day to prove I can kick it as a rock god for real!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I'm never going to do it at this rate.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Which means I'm never going to marry Sash.- What?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Nothing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38MUSIC CHANGES: "Flying Without Wings" by Westlife
0:13:38 > 0:13:43# A simple line can make you laugh
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Or cry...
0:13:45 > 0:13:49BOTH SING ALONG: # You'll find it in the deepest friendship
0:13:52 > 0:13:56# The kind you cherish all your life
0:13:58 > 0:14:02# And when you know how much that means...
0:14:02 > 0:14:03# You've found... #
0:14:03 > 0:14:05RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS
0:14:07 > 0:14:11This is perfectamundo, Kit! I look exactly like her.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Joe is going to be blown away.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- Yeah, if he can get past the real trog-face.- Leave it to me.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- AS MS V:- Chloe to ze office, please. I want a word.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27And don't pull that face!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36HE GASPS Sadie!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You look kind of...different.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44- GIRLISHLY:- You're so funny, Joe! I've always looked like this.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Oops! Sorry. Um...
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Someone is playing games. - Sadie?- Chloe!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- BTW, what- are- you wearing?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I always wear stuff like this cos I'm an uber-cool girly girl
0:14:58 > 0:15:00and my favourite colour is rainbows.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02That's how I roll.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Talking of rolling, there was something I wanted to ask you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08How fantabulous is this?!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12He's going to ask me out in front of trog-face!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Get in!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17My trail bike's backfiring. Could you take a look at it?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Oh, right. Yep. No worries.- See?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22That's the real Sas.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25A spanner-happy grease monkey in overalls.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Practically a boy.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Sorry to burst your bubble,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34but I grew out of all that tomboy stuff ages ago.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm an uber-cool girly girl now.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41In fact, I wouldn't know an exhaust pipe from a drainpipe these days!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- But you said...- When I said yes, I meant...my dad could do it!
0:15:44 > 0:15:49You don't know how much that means! I'm over the moon. Jupiter's moon!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Anyway, I'll bring it round later? - Great!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Just one more thing.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Mind if I watch your dad fix it? I need to learn that stuff.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Of...course!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Great.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Please, please, pretty please with a side of fries!- No way!
0:16:08 > 0:16:13- I'm already miles behind because of Ugly Betty here.- Watch it!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- I HAVE to get this bike fixed. - You'll just have to fix it yourself.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- You know your way around a trail bike.- But I'm not allowed!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22What do you mean...?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26What's going on? What are you wearing?
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Nothing! I always... dress like this! Ah!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35You see, there's this person that likes trog-face Chloe
0:16:35 > 0:16:38that doesn't like me, so I thought if I was more like her, this boy...
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Boy? Did she say boy?
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Oh, boy. A boy? Oh, right. Wow. I wasn't really prepared for this.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I thought maybe in a few years' time when you're...45 or something...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I think she needs "the talk", Steve.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Really? The talk?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59The talk.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Uh...
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05You see, it's-it's like this.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08There's...there's these bees...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12..and-and-and there's birds and...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Bees and bird.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20- I wish your mother was here. - I just need the bike fixed!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I can't do it cos I told Joe I'd grown out of all that tomboy stuff.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27He's got a name! He's got a name! Why does he have to have a name?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Listen, I can see where you're coming from here
0:17:30 > 0:17:33and I just want to say that in my experience,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37a dump truck never got very far by pretending to be a Porsche.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Are you calling me a dump truck?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41BOYS SING IN DISTANCE
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh! Right!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47# The kind you cherish all your life
0:17:47 > 0:17:50# And when you know what it means
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# You've found that special thing
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# You're flying without wings. #
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Very good. Very nice.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Very nice?
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Tremendatious! I take it that's what you'll be doing for karaoke.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- BOTH:- No way!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Janny don't do sloppy love songs.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Janny?- Our band name. It worked for Jedward.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Our band name, it worked for Jedward.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Jedward?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- So why can't Janny be a boy band? - Because we're rockers!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- You do like rockers, don't you? - I prefer boy bands.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- We're doing a love song.- No! We'll look like right muppets.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Shouldn't you just do what you're good at?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28So are you telling them to be dump trucks?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Joe, I'm going to have to come clean.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'll have that Monster Shake this afternoon!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I tried to get my dad to fix your bike...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44but I couldn't.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Therefore your mechanic is going to have to be...- Keith.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Wow. They look...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- telescopic.- Do you want your bike fixed or not?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57'Course he does! (Get on with it.)
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Thanks, Sadie, you're a star.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Possibly a Cepheid variable one!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Don't tell me, science joke.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Still don't get it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09- She's amazing, isn't she? Super cool, girly and full of...- Fibs.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10..fun.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- How can I say thanks?- You could...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16take me to the karaoke night tonight.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19OMG, did I really just say that?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I've totally blown it now.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I did it! I bagged my first date!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26SHE SCREAMS DELIGHTEDLY
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You should be pleased she pulled it off.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Between me and you, it was touch and go.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Did I tell you? I bagged my first date!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35My first date!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I am pleased,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I just can't bear losing a bet to a total tinsel brain.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- My first date! - WOOF!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Yes!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Oh no... I bagged my first date.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51My first date! My first date! MY FIRST DATE!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Rock.- Love.- Rock.- Love.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Rock!- Love!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Janny are rockers!- Not any more, we're doing a love song. End of.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Argh! I can't work like this.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Fine, then don't. Janny is officially over.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Artistic differences. - But our slot's at the Y!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- It's OK, I'll take it.- Oh no, you won't.- Try and stop me.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Watch the paintwork. And the shell.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- And the torso. - I know what I'm doing.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27CLANG!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Oops!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32# You're beautiful
0:20:32 > 0:20:33# You're beautiful... #
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Hop it, junior.- Hop it?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, "hop it".
0:20:38 > 0:20:40The term "hop it" originates from...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42HE DRILLS LOUDLY
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Back again.- Special deliver...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Is that a ZX 200?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48- You like bikes?- I love them.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50(Thank you.)
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Er, I'm a bit of a bike expert myself, as it happens.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Just a couple of fuses gone on this one, that's all.- Really?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I never know how to change them.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Do you mind showing me some time?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Great. When are you free?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10How about now?
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Now's good. First off, you find the fuse.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Right.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19BANG!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I can't go on a date, I've never had one.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27What do you do on a date? What do you say?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31How long are they? Is there a timetable? Are there rules?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What if I fart?!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Help me, Chezza, please!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Relax, just be yourself.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41How can I be myself when I'm being somebody else?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44He'll totally find out I'm a fraud. Why didn't you stop me?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Look, what you've done isn't that bad -
0:21:47 > 0:21:50bending the truth, pretending you're someone you're not,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53lying, cheating, identity theft.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Sassy J's fierce and fearless
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# She's the girl who's peerless
0:22:02 > 0:22:03# Strong and proud, she lives out loud
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- # But if the girl don't prove it... - Girl's gonna lose it! #
0:22:05 > 0:22:08The pep rap always works. WOOF!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09You're right, I can do this.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yay! Crisis over.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Can we go now? Some of us have sequins to sew on our jeggings.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Knock him dead.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19And not literally.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:23 > 0:22:24What now?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28There's been a bit of an accident.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31You were supposed to fix it, not wreck it!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Love makes you do funny things.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You should know that.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Keith, you ready? >
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Please don't let him know I did this, he'll kill me.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Just coming!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Hey, Dad!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Steady on. Keith, have you gone bowling or not?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51He's not going, he's got a date with the postman, er, woman, that girl.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Really? I wasn't aware of any sparks flying.- Stop!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Er, did I tell you I'm meeting Joe tonight?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Do you have any dating tips for me cos I think he's The One?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Er, The One... Oh dear, is that the time? I, erm...
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I've got to go. Bowls, bowls and all that.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19SINGING KARAOKE BADLY
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Mmm, this is de-delicious.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31You do know that's 2,000 calories, don't you?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Already jazz stepping it out.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Hey, guys, have you seen Sadie?- Yep.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41She's about this high, wild hair and zero idea how to dress.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Non-science joke.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Hey, Joe, want to dance? Yes, thanks.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51No date, no drink.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Look, a meteor shower!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- So who's up next?- Me!- Me!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- And what are you singing? - Love song.- Rock song.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Rock.- Love.- Rock.- Love.- Rock!- Love!
0:24:10 > 0:24:15Quiet! You both signed up, so you both have to perform.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Don't make me call Miss V.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22All done. Phew!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24HE STARTS ENGINE
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Er, Sadie, you've got a bit of...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, nothing, nothing. You're perfect.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, good. Now what's the, er...?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh no, I'm late for my date!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37How am I going to get to the Y?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39HE REVS ENGINE
0:24:41 > 0:24:43We're doing a rock song!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46No, we're not, we're doing a love song!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47TYRES SCREECH
0:24:47 > 0:24:49CRASH!
0:24:53 > 0:24:58You might need to have a look at those brakes when you get back.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I knew I forgot something.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Where's Joe?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You can't see him like that, you need a makeover.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Or a miracle!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Is everything OK?- Yes, she's fine.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Messy, but fine. - I meant with my bike!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17All fixed. Shall we dance?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- I don't think so, he's with me. - Whatevers, we're on a date.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Guys, we're just friends.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- See.- See.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25I meant all three of us.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29They can't both be your friend, this isn't France.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Tell her you like me better, Joe, the clean, sparkly me, obviously!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I don't care what you look like, Sass.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Or you, Chloe. I'm sorry but none of you are my type.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Fine, your loss. FYI, you may be hot,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45but you're still a nerdy-birdy!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49But...But what is your type?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Call me a geek, but I prefer someone who likes what I like -
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Sci-Fi channel, quantum cosmology, inter-stellar combustion fusion...
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Though, technically, they cover the same ground.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03# Flying without wings... #
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Urgh, no, I don't think so!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Captain Skylow's the only man for me.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Thank you.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16What's wrong with me?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19The first time I fall for a guy and he's not interested.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Don't worry, Sass, you'll get over it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Is he mad? I'm fabulicious!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27And she's got over it.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Will I ever find true love?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35# I've been waiting
0:26:35 > 0:26:38# For a girl like you
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# To come into my life
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# I've been waiting
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# For a girl like you
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# A love that will survive... #
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh pur-leeze(!)
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