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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Yes, Mrs Rice? Absolutely, Mrs Rice.

0:00:04 > 0:00:08That's not a problem, Mrs Rice.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I can do that, Mrs Rice.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Great, Mrs Rice.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- Who was that? - Mrs...

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Don't you start.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22That woman. She's been on at me all week. Spanner.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25You know, I really appreciate all the help you've been giving me.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Ah, no worries! I'm your right-hand girl.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30BURPING

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Don't you mean man?

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Sass! Sass! Code pink emergency! It's everywhere!

0:00:35 > 0:00:40- Friday at school's going to be dress-down day! Dun-dun-dun!- No way!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Get out of here!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46This is my chance to show the world how fantabulous and girlicious I am!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48SLURPING

0:00:48 > 0:00:50We've got a lot of work to do before Friday.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- We've got a lot of work to do here!- On Mrs Rice's car.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Get in line, girlfriend! - Sorry, Dad! Won't be long!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Well, let's get to it. Girlfriend.

0:01:01 > 0:01:06- Steve?- Yeah?- There's no engine in it. How did she get it here?

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- She must have pushed it. - Woah! Little Mrs Rice...

0:01:13 > 0:01:18# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Give me a break

0:01:21 > 0:01:25# They got attitude, kind of cute But when they're in trouble

0:01:25 > 0:01:28# Takes a girl to save the day

0:01:28 > 0:01:31# I'd love another girl around the place

0:01:31 > 0:01:32# Could you be her?

0:01:32 > 0:01:36# Someone to back me up so I always Have the last word

0:01:36 > 0:01:38# I guess it's hard to be the only girl

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# In a boys' world

0:01:41 > 0:01:45# Girl, girl In a boys' world

0:01:45 > 0:01:49# I know I'm strong because I got a positive mental attitude

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# Understanding, kind and sensitive Don't want gratitude

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# I just don't want to be the only girl

0:01:55 > 0:01:58# In a boys' world. #

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Hurry up, hurry up! - I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Where's the game? - Relax, it's his right here.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Open it, open it!- I'm trying.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10What have they wrapped this in, spidey web?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Give it here.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- I don't think people care about their environment. Bubble wrap!- Not now!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Ah, Evil Zombie Scum 2.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27What did we ever do before you came into our lives?

0:02:27 > 0:02:32- Play Evil Zombie Scum 1? - Oh, yeah.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Sass?

0:02:44 > 0:02:48It's official - she's got nothing to wear to dress-down Friday.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Right, nothing to wear. Well, what about this? It's...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53..like something YOU would wear.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Clearly I'm going to have to restyle you for dress-down Friday too.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Guys, focus.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04All this stuff makes me look like a five-year-old. Or a mechanic.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Or a five year-old mechanic.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Call me crazy, but I could so pull this off.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Kit, if I don't look C-to-the-OO-L,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'll only ever be known as the girl

0:03:13 > 0:03:16that put bread sticks up her nose in the canteen.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17I did warn you.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I got it!

0:03:21 > 0:03:26What if I covered myself in glue and then stuck on patches of fabric,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28creating one totally unique, totally Sadie-J outfit?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34OK... What if I cover myself in glue and then rolled in glitter?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Fine!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- What if I cover myself in glue... - BOTH: No covering yourself glue!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- We need to buy a new outfit. - With what?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I've already spent my pay from the garage.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I know! I'll get an advance!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53You're not getting an advance!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- OMG, you are so mean! - I've already given you an advance.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I've given you loads of advances!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I don't need to pay you again till you're 27.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07Please, Dad! I need that outfit like Keith needs a brain.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Like Kitty-Kat needs attention.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Like Danny needs anti-fart medication.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Look, I'm sorry, am I missing something here?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Is in this not dress-DOWN Friday?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Which means dress up. - Are left and right still the same?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22This is my chance to show everyone the real me.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The real you wears overalls and burps.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Things are tight at the moment.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Why do you think I'm taking on all this extra work?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'll do next month's work. I'll do next year's.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35You need me! Who else can do this?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You're not getting any more cash. Give me that.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47- Is that your final offer? - Yes.- Fine. No cash, no Sass. I quit.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Fine.- Good luck doing all Mrs Rice's cars without me.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Like I need luck! - Bit of advice, boss.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Never try and eat chips whilst going downhill on a home-made go-kart,

0:04:58 > 0:05:02that's only got three wheels, when you're not wearing a helmet.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Call me when you change your mind.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06On the 4th of Never.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10And I'll come crawling back on the 5th of Never.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12There's a month called Never?

0:05:17 > 0:05:23- 'You lose again.'- This is the worst game ever!- Oh, yeah!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Why are you smiling?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Fortunately for you, I'm the worst computer-gamer you know.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I know.- I've thought of everything.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Sorry. Saving that for later.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39DOG BARKS

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, I've downloaded these cheats

0:05:43 > 0:05:46from cheatingcheatsforlittle cheaters.com

0:05:46 > 0:05:49That's cheating!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52That's cheating!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01That better be to demonstrate

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- the physics problem I'm working on.- It is!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Only instead of a physics problem, it's a fashion problem,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09and you're not working on it. That's the problem.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Even geeks have to try and look good for dress-down Friday.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Women died so you could wear spangly ballet pumps.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18They really didn't.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22If I have to stand next to you , looking like that, I'll die.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Of shame. Which is why I'm going to give you Kit's Fashion Fix.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Copyright, Kit Karter. - Er, no thanks.- Fine.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Then I'll be forced to tell people that I don't know you

0:06:32 > 0:06:35and that you're a German exchange student called Helga.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Off the top of my head. - Hey, peeps.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42I have totally found a way we can make loads of buckaroos.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Money!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Your Dad agreed to give you the advance?- Ha, no.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I don't need him.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50This is going to make me money.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Is that an ant farm?- Uh-huh.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57When they puppies start making silk or honey, or whatever they make...

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Um, that would be nothing.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Ah. Who knew?

0:07:02 > 0:07:07And stay out! You can't waitress for toffee, little girl!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Miss V, we've got another quitter!

0:07:13 > 0:07:18Hey, Sass, I know where you can make enough money to buy a new outfit.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Get real, Kitster. Me, a waitress with Chloe? I'm not that desperate.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Exactly. You don't need a fancy new outfit for dress-down day.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Just wear your uniform, like me.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Miss V! I need you to give me that job.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34OK, but there is one condition to working here.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38You have to get along with Chloe. She is my best waitress.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I can totally get along with Trogfa... I mean Chloe.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45No problemo, Miss V.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Then you are fourth in line for the job.- Yay!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I mean, what? Fourth?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53They were here first.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I heard when you work here Miss V expects you

0:08:01 > 0:08:05to cut her skanky toenails. With your teeth!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09And don't get me started on her wind problem.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14All I'll say is parp city.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18You really want this job, don't you?

0:08:18 > 0:08:23And you know I'm lying about Miss V. Hm, tricky.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ooh, look, Miley Cyrus!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36What?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Zombie to your left! Zombie to your left!- I've got it!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- 'Game completed.' - Yes! Eat my axe, undead scum!

0:08:46 > 0:08:50I can't believe we completed Evil Zombie Scum 2 to in...

0:08:50 > 0:08:53four minutes and three seconds.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I know. Ace plan downloading those cheats. We rock!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- So now what do we do? - Nothing, I guess.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04BOTH: I'm bored!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Where did they go? - I guess they changed their minds.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Then the job is yours.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Get in!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Listen up, mouth breather.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21I work alone. I've driven out every waitress Miss V's ever hired.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23And one of them was my own sister.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Er, scared face much?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29OK, maybe a teensy bit.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Dad, Dad! Cheeky Boy and I completed Evil Zombie Scum 2!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Oh, boys, that's brilliant! That is fantastic!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40That's such a better use of your time than something like...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41I don't know, homework?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Go on.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Can I have some cash for a new game, Dad?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Danny Boy. You've got to build up to it, like this.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Hey, Mr J, nice overalls.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Has anyone ever told you that you're the best Dad in the world?

0:09:54 > 0:09:59In fact, I wish you were my dad. That bald patch really suits you.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- So when do we get the game? - OK, lads.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06What is it with you kids, eh?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Have I got "cash machine" on my forehead?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I'm going to tell you what I told Sass.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14A car does not run on air alone.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You only get out of it what you put into it. Comprendez?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- You've got to earn it. - But Dad, we're bored!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26When I was your age, I could entertain myself

0:10:26 > 0:10:31for hours with just an old car mat and a broken windscreen wiper.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I remember the summer of '79.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Run for your lives! I've heard this one before!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Never fails.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ah, here we are!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45How are you? Comfy?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Do you need a hand with that, boss?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I don't think you've got one to spare.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52It's heavy though, so you can be my eyes.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53All right.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Right, keep to the right. - Right of where?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58- Towards me, right.- Towards you.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Just steady, boss, all right? - Well, yeah. This is heavy.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Try and go to the right. - Your right or my right?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- My right.- Watch it. This really is a two-man job.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Arghhhh!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Man down! Man down!- Two men down! Two men down! Ohh!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ah, Dedes, how about a hug?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24We never hug.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28I know. And it upsets me. Come here, you!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Ha! I did it. I accessorised you.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Kit! I told you, I'm going to wear what I want.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Some people are just not willing to be helped.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41At least I don't have pen on my face.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42It's a designer beauty spot.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Are we done here? So what's the goss?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, in old news, Dede dresses like an old person.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56And oh, news just in. Dede dresses like an old person.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Time for the training, Miss Jenkins.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, right, that.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Don't think I'll need much training. If Chloe can do it.... Hey!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08We place the orders there, we get the food from there,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11we serve the customers there, the tables here, the plates here...

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Ah, where did you say we put the orders?

0:12:15 > 0:12:21Chloe will show you how it is done. So graceful. Like a beautiful swan.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Beautiful swan, right. I can do that.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Don't forget the dustpan and brush! - Why would I need the...?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- SMASHING - Are we having fun yet?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41PHONE RINGS

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Hello? Mr Motors, how can I...?

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Dodger!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Our problems are over, Keithy boy. The cavalry has arrived.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Sadie.- Not...no!

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Not until she comes back here and begs for forgiveness on bended knee

0:13:14 > 0:13:16with her tail between her legs.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18This is Sadie we're talking about, right?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yeah. Anyway, forget about her.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I've got two for the price of one. Better than that.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26More like half for the price of three quarters.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Boys!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29BOTH: Ta da!

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Better than nothing, eh?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Lads, you know you said you were bored?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well, we're going to play a very exciting game together.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Evils Zombie Scum 3?- No.

0:13:38 > 0:13:45Even better. Hoovering out Mrs Rice's cars, 1, 2 and 3. There we are.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Keith, these are your new arms. Boys, do whatever Keith tells you, OK?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yes, Steve. Good.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- What does he remind you of? - No, he can't be!

0:13:58 > 0:14:02BOTH: Zombie scum!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06No! No, no, no!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Plus 16 dinner plates,

0:14:08 > 0:14:13plus 12 cups means the total to come out of your wages is...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Wowsers.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20At least you didn't charge me for that glass ornament thingy I broke.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22That was you? That was a family heirloom.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24But don't worry,

0:14:24 > 0:14:27not all of your wages will go towards paying for breakages.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Ah, phew. That's all right, then. Can't buy a fantastic new outfit...

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- There you go.- With nothing.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Time to hang up your apron, put on your overalls

0:14:37 > 0:14:40and do what you do best, grease monkey.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42This apron ain't going nowhere!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46In fact, I'm sleeping in it! Sassy J doesn't quit!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50The Jenkster will waitress all over you and you'll get the bill!

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Sorry.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59In the name of Gok! You want me to create an outfit with this?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03There's got to be a way I can make more money by the end of the day.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I've got it! I breed lots of cats!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10OK, even I don't know where I'm going with this.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Maybe Trog Face is right. Maybe I am just a grease monkey.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Maybe dressing up's just not my thing.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Maybe Dede should let me throw away her entire wardrobe.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Fine! Let's do it.

0:15:20 > 0:15:26I was thinking emerald fascinator and gladiator sandals?

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- My baby! You've come home! Are you serious?- No.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- I will not be beaten. - OMG! Did you see that?

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Someone just gave the Trog-athon a tip!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Yeah, cos she's a good waitress and you're, you know, not.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45But what have we learned from reality TV?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48That you don't have to be good to be successful.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- And that dogs in bow ties are always funny!- Brace yourselves.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I'm about to jump the fast train to Tip City.

0:15:53 > 0:16:00Ta-dah! Woo-ow-wow there! Ah, thank you, sir!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I don't need a graph to tell me how many ways this could go wrong.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Don't forget to tip the waitress!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Eccellente, thank you!

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh, thanks!

0:16:12 > 0:16:18I'm here all week. Try the cheese toasties. Thank you!

0:16:18 > 0:16:25- What's your game, greaseball? - Thank you, thanks heaps! What?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Just doing my job. Rolling. Chilling. Earning maxi tips!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Chloe's the only one who gets tips round here!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Hands off my soon-to-be-new dress, sister!- Ow!

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- What is going on?- She took all of my tips.- I hate her!- Enough!

0:16:43 > 0:16:49- Such silliness, over vot? Zips! - But I need those...zips!

0:16:49 > 0:16:53- From now on, all zips will go in the Zips Jar.- But...

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Zip it up. To be split equally at the end of the day.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00No way! I won't stand for it!

0:17:01 > 0:17:07- No, please, no more!- No, boys, you're supposed to be helping. Stop.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Up, out.- What's it worth? A new game?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- All right. I'll get you a new game. - Yes!

0:17:16 > 0:17:21All right, come on, up. Here we go. Ready? One, two, three.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Have they gone?

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Yeah. Along with any chance we had of getting these cars done on time.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- There's only one thing for it.- Sadie?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35No.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43"Help needed. Must be over 18 and have two working arms."

0:17:43 > 0:17:45No offence, Steve,

0:17:45 > 0:17:51but why would someone with those qualifications one to work here?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Have a nice day, customer-type people.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Onion rings, cheeseburger and fries.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Here, let me help.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Woah, was that just teamwork?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Maybe, you know, you're not so hideous with the tray after all.

0:18:09 > 0:18:15- Seriously?- I had a bet with myself that you would last two hours, max.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18But you're still here. Good job.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Looks like Chloe's seen the light, guys!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24She just paid the Jenkster a compliment!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Next thing you know, we'll be a team.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32- What? So, she's a little hard to handle sometimes.- Like a grenade!

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- A bit harsh.- Harsh?!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38You call her the frog face. The trog monster. The trog-athon.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Whatever. Together, we'll get this tip jar tip-top.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Has anybody actually seen Chloe put something in the jar?

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Of course! She put this in two seconds ago.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50That's a mint, Sass.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Ugh! A very old one!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59She's been scamming me! That trog-faced trog-monster trog-athon!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Oh! That's it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06I'm officially taking my tip jar and going home.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Ah-ah-ah! At the end of the day, I said. Zules are zules.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13But she's a trog-faced cheater. It's not fair!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Life isn't fair, little schnudel-face.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I told you, Miss Jenkins, you vant to vork here,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21you have to get along with my darling Chloe.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Right, that's it.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm going to show that

0:19:29 > 0:19:32bunion-breathed hair flicker who's boss.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I'm going to make Trog Face wish she'd never put on an apron.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Back in two ticks.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- But, but I ordered your burgers, I swear!- Excuse me?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- One minute.- Thanks!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09All these orders - wrong!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11But I didn't even take those orders.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16Then why does it say "Chloe was 'ere" at the bottom?

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Don't you see what's going on? She's trying to get me fired!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Now I have to buy more plates!

0:20:22 > 0:20:27Chloe, my darling. You know I think of you as daughter.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30But daughter who loses me money is no daughter of mine.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33With respect, you're fired!

0:20:33 > 0:20:41- I have brand new best waitress now. Sadie, come to Mama!- Yay!- Argh,oh!

0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Chloe!- Oh!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Result! Now I get to run this place all by myself

0:20:51 > 0:20:55and get top-notch tip-top action, Easy peasy.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, yeah. That bit about running this place alone?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Cheerups, three o'clock.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04THEY ALL SHOUT AND ARGUE

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Huh! No prob-sicles.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09HE SHOUTS

0:21:09 > 0:21:12O-M-G!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15The Cheerups bombed out of the Cheerleading Championship Challenge

0:21:15 > 0:21:18and they're A to the N to the GRY, angry.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22These girlfriends ain't eaten carbs in two weeks.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25If they don't get a burger in three seconds, someone's going down.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30Relax! I can handle a bunch of girls in pink polyester.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You heard what Mama V said. I'm the new best waitress!

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Right. I know you lost and I know you're hungry.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45But if we deal with this in an orderly manner,

0:21:45 > 0:21:47everyone gets what they want.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50OK, who ordered the chilli cheeseburger with double bacon

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- and a side order of beef?- ALL: Me!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Miss Jenkins, chop, chop, chop!

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Bit busy waitressing, Miss V. No time to chop things as well.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Miss Jenkins, this is a disaster! We need order!

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Oi! Animals! You need to learn some manners! You want it?

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Too late, losers! Mm-mm-mm!

0:22:22 > 0:22:23THEY SCREAM

0:22:23 > 0:22:25OK, maybe I went a bit too far.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30That does not look good in pink polyester.

0:22:32 > 0:22:38This new game Dad got us, it's not quite Evil Zombie Scum III, is it?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I don't know. I'm kind of getting into it.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Tiddly!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Sadie, my darling. You know I think of you as daughter.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57But daughter who trashes my diner and loses me money is no daughter of mine. With respect...

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I know, I'm fired.

0:22:59 > 0:23:05Which is why I had no option but to get my old best waitress back, Chloe.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Aw. Don't worry, Sass.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12You can borrow something of mine for dress-down Friday.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18Yup, just your size!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Sass! You look terrible.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- It kind of didn't work out at the Y. - Really?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32We're great here, really great, excellent.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Really?- Oh, yes, yes.

0:23:34 > 0:23:40Got my new work bench. And already done three cars.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Only another ten to go.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I guess you don't need me, then?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46No, no, no, we're like a well-oiled machine here.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49PHONE RINGS

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Don't answer that. Mrs Rice. Please, don't...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Hello, Mister Motors?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Mrs Rice! Delayed? Not at all.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00We are so happy to have your business,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02we want to make everything tip-top.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07So, how about we get the cars done by, ooh, tomorrow?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Okey-dokey.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Tomorrow? She never told me there was a tomorrow.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I guess I just have a knack.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- But like you said, you don't need anyone, so...- Exactly.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22I don't need anyone.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25When can you start?

0:24:25 > 0:24:28We'll get these bad boys fixed in no time, Dadster.

0:24:28 > 0:24:33- So, how about a new outfit?- No! - Worth a try, right?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38You know, Sass? I don't care what those kids at school say.

0:24:38 > 0:24:43I think you look beautiful. Even in these old overalls.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Yes...I...do!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Thanks, Dad!

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Guys, I need some help here. Guys!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Can we hurry this up, please?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yes, just because it's dress-down Friday

0:25:03 > 0:25:06doesn't mean we have to be late for school.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10OK, big reveal on three. One, two, ta-dah!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I thought even you could count to three.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16It's called making an entrance. BTW. What did we do here?

0:25:16 > 0:25:20It's my dress-down Friday outfit. School uniform, but without the tie.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25I knew you'd pull a stunt like this. Luckily I was prepared. Twist.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Aaaaah!

0:25:28 > 0:25:33I broke into your locker yesterday, and the rest is fashion history.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37- You are welcome.- Could someone count to three, please?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, sorry Sass. One, two, three!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44# Don't matter what you wear... #

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Whaddya think? C to the double-O L.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50No to the O, it's total drabsville!

0:25:50 > 0:25:55Kit! You don't always have to dress up to dress down.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58But a little bit of zing never hurt a girl.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22So, what can I get you?

0:26:24 > 0:26:28I'll have the chilli cha-cha burger with fries, no mayo,

0:26:28 > 0:26:30extra cheese, non-dairy, and relish on the side.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oh, and hold the peppers...

0:26:32 > 0:26:36I'd like a falafel and feta kebab, hold the cottage cheese,

0:26:36 > 0:26:37a double wheat-grass and a

0:26:37 > 0:26:40banana boat floater and a side order of chunky monkey fries.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Give me a Swiss roll on a Swiss plate,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45a lo-cal, high-energy medium hot bread and butter pudding.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Hold the bread but go crazy with the butter.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Topped off with a non-fat lactose-free triple mocha glory.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Did you get that? Cos we're so not saying it again.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00What? You didn't think we'd let her get off that easily, did you?