0:00:02 > 0:00:03SMASH!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10O-M-G, Dedes, I came as soon as I got your voicemail.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Is it true?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Yep, the Cheerups are holding their very own prom.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16That's, that's...
0:00:16 > 0:00:19An abomination against the whole of womankind?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21..Not the phrase I was looking for.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24They're also holding a prom queen competition.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27They want to crown the most fabulous girl in town.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30No way! This is it, this is my moment!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34I never dreamed I'd get a chance to be prom queen. Result!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37And can get this. You can only enter if you can get into the prom.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40So they're vetting everyone they sell tickets to.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Unless you can meet their archaic, misogynistic criteria
0:00:43 > 0:00:46of what a cool girl looks like, you're out.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49And what are their archaic, misogynistic criteria
0:00:49 > 0:00:51for what a cool girl looks like?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52No denim.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55And no sneakers.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01They actually refused to let Theresa Babcock attend
0:01:01 > 0:01:03because she was too much of a "boring brainiac".
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Not Brainiac Babcock, the human snorefest?!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh, um, oops.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hey, Theresa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Loving the dress.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Sads, don't you understand? This is our chance to fight
0:01:17 > 0:01:20these flee-brained, pom-pom smiling piranhas.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22If we stand shoulder to shoulder,
0:01:22 > 0:01:23as sisters and comrades,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26we can show them that they cannot objectify people like this.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Are you with us?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, look, Stephen Hawking!
0:01:35 > 0:01:40# Can somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Give me a break
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- # But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day- Save the day
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- # I'd love another girl around the place- To be her
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Someone to back me up so I always
0:01:57 > 0:01:58# Have the last word
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# In a boy's world
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:02:06 > 0:02:11# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, want gratitude
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# I don't want to be the only girl
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# In a boy's world. #
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Next!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Next! Next!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Next!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Kit! What are you doing here?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Duh! I'm on the prom committee.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Cos my Glee-tastic show choir the Kitz Katz
0:02:40 > 0:02:43have been chosen to wow the masses on the night.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Since when have you had a Glee-tastic show choir?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Since I met the leading lady of my dreams,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50the spotlight of my life.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53The one, the only Esme Chambers!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58A professional marriage made in heaven!
0:03:00 > 0:03:07BOTH: # If anyone should ever write my life story
0:03:10 > 0:03:11# For whatever reason...
0:03:11 > 0:03:15# For whatever reason there might be... #
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Dip practise?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Thought you'd never ask.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20One ticket, please.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Your prom queen is in da house!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Next!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hey, you can't refuse to sell me one.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm not wearing denim.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33These are kitten heels.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's not just about the way you look, Jen-ster.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37It's about who you bring.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You can't be prom queen if you don't have a king.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42A king? Like, a date?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Are you kidding? I don't need a bloke to be fabulous.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Duh! Obviously.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You need your king like you need a bag. Or earrings.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51The success to your outfit.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55This prom stuff is like seriously messed up.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57And, like any good accessory,
0:03:57 > 0:04:02he has to be better than everyone else's. Take my king, Brad.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05He's an A-star student, a minor league baseball champion, and...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10..the coolest guy in the universe.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13He doesn't sound all that...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16GUITAR RIFFS
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Hi.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Ha...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm Brad.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32OMG, I need a bag. I mean, a Brad. Right now.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39All right?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40All right.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Do you see anything good?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46What have you done, you melon head?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Fractured my wrist in two places.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Saving a puppy from a collapsing kennel.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You jinxster. You look rough!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Get it? Ruff!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00That's not what Callum the footie captain thought.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- He drew you a football?- And a goal. Milly liked it too.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06THE Milly James?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09She thought I was "brave and inspirational".
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- No way!- Ow.- You got a heart over every "i" in inspirational!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, yeah.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Miss Atkins is going to write a poem on it
0:05:19 > 0:05:22in her favourite fountain pen.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24See ya!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31MUSIC: "Use Somebody" By Kings Of Leon
0:05:31 > 0:05:33# You know that I can use somebody...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Someone like you!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# Whoa-a-a-ah, ah-h-h
0:05:43 > 0:05:47# Whoa-a-a-ah, ah-h-h
0:05:51 > 0:05:52HE TURNS THE MUSIC OFF
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I wasn't doing anything, boss, honest.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That's the trouble.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58I tell you,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02that new Metal Motors Garage across the street is doing us in.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05We've got to get out there and start drumming up some trade.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I don't mean that sort of drumming.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hang on.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15What did you mean, "we"?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What do I get for drumming up some trade?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, I don't know, a sense of purpose.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22A reason for getting up in the morning.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Pride in a job worth doing, a job well done.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE SNORTS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28All right, 25 per cent of every pound you bring in.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You'll have to do better than that, Steve.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35A quarter of every pound you bring in.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Yeah. Done!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39That's my boy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, what am I going to do, eh?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Sorry, I thought you could read my mind. About getting a Brad.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57But not Brad, Brad - my own Brad. But Brader, Bradist, Brad...ish?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59MOBILE BEEPS
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Kit's dancing partner has busted her ankle. Oh, what do I care?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've got my own problems. Dede, how am I going to get to be prom queen?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Sorry. If you want to go to all that trouble,
0:07:09 > 0:07:13just for some pointless title, you're on your own.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- I've got my own battles to fight. - What are you doing?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Phase one of Get Babcock To The Ball.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I would have said, "prom", but it lacks alliteration.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Great!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31B-T-W, does she ever speak?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Theresa is a girl of few but choice words.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Erm. Ah!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37"Brains are beautiful"?
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Guys, can't you see I'm having a C to the R to the ISIS here?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43This is what I'm talking about.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Being fabulous isn't about the clothes you wear or the guy you date.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's about the kind of person you are. Inside!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53You shouldn't need a boyfriend just to become prom queen.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It's not a boyfriend, it's an accessory.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58It's like an Alice band - only not like an Alice band
0:07:58 > 0:08:01cos that's not a cool accessory. Is it?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03It doesn't matter what you call it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06If we don't stand up to the Cheerups on this, every perfectly normal,
0:08:06 > 0:08:10single, intelligent girl will throw out all self-respect
0:08:10 > 0:08:13and do something ludicrous, like...speed dating!
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- Just to get a king for the prom. - Yeah, I know, and that would be...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22..Terrible.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Hi, I'm Sadie J and you've got three minutes to wow me.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- What are you doing?- Speed dating. Tell me about yourself.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I've got a girlfriend.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oops!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Hi, I bet you're an A-star student, aren't you? Wow, and handsome.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Thanks.- And sleep!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I just don't get it. Are there no single, talented,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54non-manky toothed boys that could be my prom king?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Oh, I bet you wondered how I knew
0:08:56 > 0:09:01# About your plans to make me blue
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# With some other guy I knew before... #
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Wow! - DING!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hey, Kit, how's you? So who are your mates?
0:09:07 > 0:09:14- # The...- Kitz...- Katz... Show...- Choir! #
0:09:14 > 0:09:20Get in! So are the boys interested in being prom king?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Does Gaga wear spandex? The queen would have to be a choir girl.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Ta-da! Your new Esme has arrived.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Please, I replaced that loser hours ago. Saluta Senora Carletta!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36MUSIC: "She Wolf" By Shakira
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# A domesticated girl That's all you ask... #
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Carletta, are you all right? Talk to me, talk to me.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Rehearsals start at seven, don't be late.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55OK, big congrats, you're my new prom king.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Kidding, it's you, hot stuff. OK, you got the gig, handsome.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What are you doing? If you're not a triple threat,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05you don't even hit the radar with these guys.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- What's a triple threat? - Duh! Dancer, singer, diva!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11These guys need a dynamite debut on the dance floor,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15in heels and a headset, before they even give you the time of day.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Why didn't you just say so? I can do that!
0:10:18 > 0:10:23This sister is literally a maniac on the dance floor. Oh!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Ow, ow, ow, watch it!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32You're going to smudge the graffiti Ryan Andrews did.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Doesn't matter, cheeky boy.- Yeah, it does, he drew me a Bart Simpson.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Look, he's saying... - You've got competition.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40No, "eat my shorts".
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Oh!- Never mind two fractures, I've got three.
0:10:45 > 0:10:53- No fair, how?!- I broke it saving a baby seal from a troubling iceberg.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58In the river. Milly James called me brave,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01inspirational and incredible.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Capital "I" - big, fat love heart. - No!
0:11:06 > 0:11:12- A couple more signatures and I'll have as many as you.- This is war!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18BOTH: Ow! Ow! Owww!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22And that's why 72 persons,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25including the lady mayoress, have signed my petition to allow
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Theresa Babcock and girls like her to be allowed to attend the prom.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33And enter the prom queen competition if they so choose.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37We're trying to practise the routine here, in case you hadn't noticed.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Now what exactly is it you want?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Liberty, freedom,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44emancipation from an outdated notion of what "fabulous" really is.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46The people have spoken.
0:11:47 > 0:11:54The prom is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship, and I'm the dictator!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I know you should never think ill of your fellow sister,
0:12:03 > 0:12:09but I hate that small-minded, dung breath, dung muppet. Oh!
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- Steve, Steve, I'm like the son you never had.- I am the son you had!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Now sign here.- OK, lads, there's only one way to solve this.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Cast up.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Casts away.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- It's not fair, he's my dad!- Ow!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Read it and weep, Steve. That quarter of every pound is going to cost you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42I figured the best way to bring people in was to go cosmopolitan
0:12:42 > 0:12:45and offer them a free cappuccino or a cuppa
0:12:45 > 0:12:48while they're getting their car fixed.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Very funny.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That's good.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57Yes, you know, I haven't been a mechanic for 20 years without
0:12:57 > 0:12:59realising that gimmicks like that are a waste of time.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01It's working for Metal Motors across the street.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's just a fad, beginners' luck.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06The Cadillac is parked out in the yard.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11It needs new wheels, new trim, the axle is kapuff
0:13:11 > 0:13:14and so is the enginator.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- So, where is my cappuccino? - I'll put the kettle on, shall I?
0:13:22 > 0:13:27He won't be long. I'll just check it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40SHE WARBLES TUNELESSLY
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- SINGS TERRIBLY:- # Closed off from love I didn't feel the pain
0:13:44 > 0:13:49# Once or twice was enough but it was all in vain
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE: - # Time starts to pass
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Before you know it's frozen... #
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Gee, I'm really good!
0:13:58 > 0:14:03# But I don't care what they say I'm in love with you
0:14:03 > 0:14:07# They try to pull me away But they don't know the truth
0:14:07 > 0:14:13# My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# You cut me open and I
0:14:16 > 0:14:21# Keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
0:14:21 > 0:14:25# I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding... #
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Dedes...!- Sorry.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Where did you learn to sing like that?- It's a cross I have to bear.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34My mum sings like Mariah Carey.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I couldn't... Could I?!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- So, how's the old campaign coming along, then?- It's not.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Whitney's still refusing to let Theresa go to the prom,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47even though she's got a king.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48No!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52That's why we're creating over 50 anti-prom T-shirts to wear
0:14:52 > 0:14:55when we stage our brainiac flash mob at the event tomorrow.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56SHE CHUCKLES
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You're not joking?!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Guys, you don't have to go to all this trouble!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Why didn't you just ask me for help?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I did!- Sassy J can get the old Babcock
0:15:08 > 0:15:12here into the competition - the Jenkster can pull a few strings!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Seriously? Sass, that would absolutely...
0:15:15 > 0:15:18What do you want?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26MUSIC: "Telephone" By Lady Gaga
0:15:40 > 0:15:44# Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# I have got no service in the club, you see, see
0:15:48 > 0:15:49# What, what, what did you say?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51# You're breaking up on me
0:15:51 > 0:15:56# Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kind of busy
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Kind of busy
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# Kind of busy
0:16:00 > 0:16:03# Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kind of busy
0:16:03 > 0:16:08# Just a second, it's my favourite song they're going to play
0:16:08 > 0:16:11# And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
0:16:11 > 0:16:15# You should have made some plans with me, you knew that I was free
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# And now you won't stop calling me, I'm kind of busy
0:16:19 > 0:16:24# Stop calling, stop calling I don't want to think any more
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk any more
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
0:16:38 > 0:16:41# Stop telephoning me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
0:16:41 > 0:16:46# I'm busy, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
0:16:46 > 0:16:50# Stop telephoning me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Call all you want but there's no-one home
0:16:52 > 0:16:55# And you're not gonna reach my telephone
0:16:55 > 0:16:56# Out in the club and I'm sipping that bub
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# And you're not gonna reach my telephone
0:16:58 > 0:17:00# Call all you want but there's no-one home
0:17:00 > 0:17:02# And you're not gonna reach my telephone
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Out in the club and I'm sipping that bub
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# And you're not going to reach my telephone. #
0:17:07 > 0:17:09APPLAUSE
0:17:09 > 0:17:15- So, now who wants to be my prom king?- BOYS:- Me, me, me!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18OK, OK, OK. Go on then, I'll take everyone.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20You can never have too many accessories!
0:17:20 > 0:17:26Yes, I'm so close to prom queen, I almost feel a royal wave coming on!
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- How good am I?!- Well, technically, I sang it.- I know, I'm brilliant!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34OK, I've done that for you - how are you going to get
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Theresa to get to the prom for me?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39You bought that rubbish? Gaga, I'm good!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Sadie, why did I ever trust you?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh, come on, Dedes.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45My dad has more of a chance of being prom queen than her.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48She wouldn't know fabulous if it tapped her on the shoulder and
0:17:48 > 0:17:53went, "Hey, I'm Fabulous McFabulous, but my mates call me Fabby!".
0:17:53 > 0:17:54CLATTERING
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Theresa, wait. Unbelievable! That's the whole point of our campaign.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01If we could have got her into the prom,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04we could have challenged the notion of what fabulous really is.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- But I suppose you agree with them anyway.- Dedes!- No, Sadie.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I'm never doing anything for you ever again!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14She'll get over it! Won't she?!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18That was Gaga-licious! In fact, it was greater than Gaga-licious.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- It was Gaga-listic!- Thanks, Kit Kat!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22I tremble at your twinkle toes,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I shiver at the soul in your soprano! You're going to kill
0:18:25 > 0:18:29when you sing the Kitz Katz finale at the prom with me tonight!
0:18:29 > 0:18:36- Let's go, Katz!- I am, aren't I... 'Sing?!' What?! No!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Dedes!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Right, I've been thinking.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Seeing as you've got most of the hockey team's signatures
0:18:45 > 0:18:48but none of the footie's, I might be tempted to do a swapsie.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Forget it.- Oh, come on!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- I've got at least three midfielders here I don't need.- I mean, it's over.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- Since when?- Since Milly James realised that there are no seals
0:18:59 > 0:19:01or icebergs in the local river.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- And that I didn't break my wrist in the first place.- But...
0:19:07 > 0:19:08What?!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Why?!- Cos you're the plaster cast boy.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16You saved a puppy from a collapsing kennel. Everyone loves you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I was jealous, all right? - You melon head.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Well, if it makes you feel any better,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I didn't do this saving the puppy.
0:19:25 > 0:19:31- I trapped it in my nan's shopping scooter.- No way!- Mmm-hmm.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- You won't tell anyone, will you?- No!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Danny. Danny. Danny! Danny!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Danny!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK, spill. I haven't got long,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49so keep your excuses short and to the point.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I don't have to make an excuse. For once.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I've got the Babcock into the prom.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- But how?- Ahem. Theresa!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Or, should I say, waitress!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- That is...- Mmm?- ..Terrible!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Just because she refuses to wear what those candy-brained
0:20:12 > 0:20:16cheerleading chumps think is cool, she has to go in as the help?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- But, but...- Get with the programme, Dede!- She talks!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Sadie's found a valuable flaw in their armour.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26The rules clearly state that anybody at the prom can enter
0:20:26 > 0:20:30the prom-queen competition. Even the help.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34No way! I don't know what to say.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Say, "I'm coming to the prom
0:20:36 > 0:20:40"and I cannot wait to sing the lead vocal for you, Sass!"
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Fine. But wait, how am I going to get into the prom?
0:20:45 > 0:20:51No! Please don't make me! I hate taking off my uniform!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52It's like a second skin!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Sorry it's a couple of sizes too small. OK, ten.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15So that's two teas and a double-shot cappuccino coming up.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21What are you doing? You should be servicing cars, not serving tea!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Yeah, and how do you think the cars got here in the first place?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Metal Motors is empty thanks to Keith's Cafeteria.- Keith's...?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Have you heard yourself?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Can you see yourself?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Chill out. It's just a few hot drinks, that's all.- A few...?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Excuse me, which tea comes with the frosted fairy cakes?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Lapsang Souchong or Redbush?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Actually, we're fresh out of fairy cakes.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- But could I interest you in a rocky road?- No. Sorry.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Your Cadillac is ready. Out the back.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Finally!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Oh, sorry, I've just got to prepare your bill.- Bill? What bill?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00The bill for the work I've done on your car.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- That was for free, it says so on the poster.- No, it doesn't.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06It says, "Free tea and full service while you wait".
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Excuse me, I just need to have a little chat with my mechanic.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Keith!
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- Hey, Whitney, just the one accessory?- The best one.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Do we agree, boys?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43ALL: # No, no, no! #
0:22:47 > 0:22:51One sec, guys, I just have to check my harmonies with my vocal coach!
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Dedes, are you crazy? You can't do that here - someone might see you!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Where else am I supposed to go?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Behind the curtain!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Hey, lady.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Ready to stop the show with our show-stopping power performance?!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Totalistically!- Hey, Kit.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Not for me, darling - I've been carb-free since Year Five!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, go, then!
0:23:21 > 0:23:22MUSIC STARTS
0:23:22 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE
0:23:30 > 0:23:34# Looking in your eyes, I see a paradise
0:23:34 > 0:23:40# This world that I've found is too good to be true
0:23:40 > 0:23:44# Let them say we're crazy, I don't care about that
0:23:45 > 0:23:50# Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back
0:23:50 > 0:23:55# Let the world around us just fall apart
0:23:55 > 0:23:59# Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart
0:24:01 > 0:24:04BOTH: # And we can build this dream together
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# Standing strong forever
0:24:07 > 0:24:10# Nothing's going to stop us now
0:24:11 > 0:24:15# And if this world runs out of lovers
0:24:15 > 0:24:18# We'll still have each other
0:24:18 > 0:24:20# Nothing's going to stop us
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# Nothing's going to stop us now... #
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Whoa!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Who's that?- Dede!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46# I'm so glad I found you
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# I'm not going to lose you
0:24:48 > 0:24:53# Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you
0:24:53 > 0:24:57# Let them say we're crazy, what do they know?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03# Put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go
0:25:03 > 0:25:08# Let the world around us just fall apart... #
0:25:08 > 0:25:10If you can't beat them, join them!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13# ..if we're heart to heart
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# And we can build this dream together
0:25:18 > 0:25:20# Standing strong forever
0:25:20 > 0:25:25# Nothing's going to stop us now
0:25:25 > 0:25:28# And if this world runs out of lovers
0:25:28 > 0:25:31# We'll still have each other
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# Nothing's going to stop us
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# Nothing's going to stop us now
0:25:38 > 0:25:39# Oh! #
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Dedes, you were amazing!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Woo!
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Whoa!
0:26:12 > 0:26:17OMG, you guys! You're not going to believe this.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19After you left last night, guess who got voted prom queen?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Please say it's Theresa!- Nuh-uh.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Not Whitney?- Nuh-uh.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's our very own Dedes!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31No way!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- I didn't even enter myself.- I know!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37BOTH: We did!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38But why?
0:26:38 > 0:26:43Cos, as somebody once told me, being fabulous isn't about what you
0:26:43 > 0:26:48wear or who you date, it's about the kind of person you are inside.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Oh, congratulations, Dedes. This is so amazing, I feel a song coming on!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53ALL: No!
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