0:00:02 > 0:00:05# I'm always surrounded by boys
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Give me a break
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# They got attitude kind of cute
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# But when they're in trouble
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Takes a girl to save the day
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'd love another girl around the place
0:00:17 > 0:00:23# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Guess it's hard to be the only girl in a boys' world
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Girl, girl, in a boys' world
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Understanding, kind and sensitive
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boys' world! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Right, guys,
0:00:47 > 0:00:52it's a tough job, but I know you can take on this challenge and win.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Three, two, one, go!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Time to go, cheeky boy, let's roll.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Cheeky boy?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15# She's so lovely She's so lovely
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# She's so lovely... #
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Sorry.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Anyway, be good for Jake's mum, squirt.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually, scratch that.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Don't do anything I would do. Laterz.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Ready?- Yeah. Case packed, Killer kitten heels on.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Sunnies sorted. This sassy little city break is going to rock.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49Sadie, it's not a city break, it's a geography field trip to Cheddar Gorge.
0:01:49 > 0:01:56Dedes, don't you get it? When they say geography field trip they mean hip-hop happening in the hillside.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59We're going to party 'till dawn, in our dorm.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's a three-man tent.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Dedes, this is our chance to rock out amongst the rocks.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14And you know I know how to rock.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, I know.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18WOOF!
0:02:21 > 0:02:26# Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kind of busy
0:02:26 > 0:02:27# Just a second
0:02:27 > 0:02:30# It's my favourite song they're gonna play
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, ey
0:02:33 > 0:02:35# You should have made some plans with me
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# You know that I was free
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# And now you won't stop calling me I'm kinda busy
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Stop calling, stop calling... #
0:02:47 > 0:02:50It's my party!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I knew how I was going to get up here
0:02:52 > 0:02:55but I haven't a clue how I'll get down!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58How am I supposed to find Cheryl in this place?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I'll worry about that. Concentrate on your limp.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- This is a great limp. - Other leg.- Oh, yeah.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08We're on. Follow my lead.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Hi there. Wow, what a gorgeous uniform.- Yeah.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Took the job cos it matches my eyes. What do you want?- Thanks for asking.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Where's the new children's ward?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- It's closed off, security. - Because of Cheryl's visit?- Can't say.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26How can I see her?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Look at my poor brother.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31He hasn't smiled since the terrible accident.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It would mean so much to him.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35He hasn't got long.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I've got a street dance at five.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Stop telephoning me... #
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Yes! No.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Right, let's do some damage.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56I've just had another accident.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02S to the A to the D-I-E, that's me!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03RIPPING SOUND
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, why does everything have to be...?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# If you want some drumsticks come on in
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Fries and sides and onion rings. #
0:04:13 > 0:04:17All soft drinks included, no refills after 6pm. Yummy!
0:04:20 > 0:04:26- Where is she? Where is she?- Who? - D'uh, Lady Gaga. Who do you think?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Sas.- D'uh, she's on the bus which is where we should be.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Forget Cheddar Gorge, this is Cheddar gorgeous.
0:04:36 > 0:04:42OMG! Sadie's been shortlisted to appear in Girltastic Girlalicious Tweenager of the Month column.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44But how?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Moi. Now let's get her off that bus and back in here.
0:04:47 > 0:04:54- Tracey Gilmot, their star reporter is visiting today to assess her suitability.- Are you insane?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57This trip is key stage three, the very foundation of our education.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Miss it and you mess up your whole academic career.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02That's a bit much, isn't it, Dede?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05When have I ever been wrong?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Junior Mastermind try-outs, contestant 29.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And your name is...
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Well, you see, it's Delia Paxter, Dede for short.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19And your chosen...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21And your chosen subject?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24PARP!
0:05:27 > 0:05:33The award-winning televisual sci-fi spectacle that is Cace Spargo.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I mean Space Fargo. Space Cargo!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Your time begins now.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Question one, what is the name of Captain Skylo's childhood chinchilla?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I er... know this one, I swear I do.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54Biffy. Torneyhead. Daffy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's Muffy!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Incorrect.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- OK, fine. When have I ever been wrong about schoolwork?- Never.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07But we can't not tell Sadie that she's been shortlisted to be the girltastic tweenager of the month.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's what she's always wanted.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You're telling me.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Go get her off that bus.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Oh, no you don't! Steve, this is key stage three we're talking about.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Fine, fine. She doesn't need to be here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I will talk to the girlficious magazine for her.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Perfect. Come on, let's go. - It's girltastic magazine.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I think I know my own daughter well enough
0:06:28 > 0:06:30to get her featured in some funky magazine.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Firstly, don't ever say funky again.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And secondly, who's Sadie's favourite pop star?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38The Bieber, Gaga or the MooMoos.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ah...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44The MooMoos. The MooMoos, definitely.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Uh-uh. They don't even exist. You don't get it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51They don't just let anyone be their girlicious tweenager for the month.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54BEEP BEEP! Oh, come on. They're waiting for us.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57You have to be fabulicious, fierce and fashiontastic.
0:06:57 > 0:07:03Martine came this close and bombed out cos she liked Michael Buble!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Get on the bus, have fun, I've got it covered.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I'm going to tell them that Sassie's a groovy, hip, cool character
0:07:10 > 0:07:11blah blah blah blah!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You don't even know her!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I'm joking. Ish.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19SCREAMS: I heard that!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Oi. These are for Tracey from that girly-wirly mag.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36This Girltastic boss. What? I can't read Car Crazy all day.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39No, no, of course not. I suppose you could,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41let me think, I don't know, work?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Mrs Babbington's Beatle's up there waiting to be fixed.- I was bored.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47It's a really simple job.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Why do you think I gave it to you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52You trying to say I can't handle complicated stuff?
0:07:54 > 0:08:00Tell me Keith, what colour paint did I ask you to use on this car?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Was it sunset silver or sunset amber?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What's the difference?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'm a bit of a bike expert myself as it happens.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Just a couple of fuses gone on this one, that's all.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Really?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19First off, you f-f-find the fuse.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23ARGH!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26What have you done?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's not as bad as it looks!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I only asked you change the oil!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I know, but cars hate me today.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's like I'm cursed.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Every thing I touch goes bad...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42See? I'm the world's worst mechanic.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44No, that's not...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47because cars hate you.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You've just got to be a bit more careful, mate, that's all.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53That's a coincidence.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06If I don't cut back on my workload soon it's all going to come to a...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It already has!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Mr Beaton's engine just blew up.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15It's in pieces on the ceiling... Floor!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I'll just get back to that Beetle. - Good lad.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27She's here. Right.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Cup of tea and a bourbon and that mag's as good as in the bag for our Sas.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Just flash the old drinking smile. Put on the old Jenkins charm. Hello.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Put on the old Jenkins aftershave unless she likes the smell of diesel.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47FLY BUZZING
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Hello!- Hello, I'm Tracey Gilmot from Girltastic magazine.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, come in.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I'm here to see Sadie.- That's me.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'm her, well, for the day.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Didn't you get the message? I'm her dad, Steve.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Steve Jenkins.- Of course.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15How weird. I was at school with a Steve Jenkins.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Carson's Secondary.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- 1970... Something.- Bingo!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Sorry, I don't remember you.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27I hated you. You teased me every day for six years.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- In fact, it's safe to say, you ruined my childhood.- Really.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Tin Grin Tracey, you called me on account of my brace.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Metal head, bumper mouth, grillface,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- train track teeth. - I'm so sorry.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Don't be silly. It's all in the past.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh, good. That's great.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Let's hope Sadie isn't a chip off the old block.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55A Girltastic girl is never nasty to others.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Now, you can call me old school. - Not old school, you're just old.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- I'm not.- Enough. I know about the surprise party, OK?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- You what?- I busted Kit and Dedes cos they're so bad at keeping secrets.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14So I fired them!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Ta-dah!- We got everything you asked for.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- So what do you think?- You're fired.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26But then Chloe said if I didn't have a vaboosch party
0:11:26 > 0:11:28we'd all end up on a farm in Wales.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32That's not an option with your hayfever and Keith's sheep phobia.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35So now I'm organising my surprise party.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Check on my surprise face.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40- But...- It's going to be awesome.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43VIPs only and fake paps.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47What do you mean, VIPs and fake paps?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I don't like the sound of this.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53I can understand you not wanting me and the bugster on board but ferrying your own friends?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Well, I had to. How else was I going to get from D-list to borderline A?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What's happened to you?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02This is not the sort of party I want my daughter to have.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Fine. Then don't come.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06In fact, you're banned from coming.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09You know guys, you're as bad as my dad.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13You can't seem to bear I'm going to get the birthday party I deserve.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Well, if you can't accept that, maybe you shouldn't come either.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22SMASH!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Houston, we have a problem.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26What are we doing here?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Nothing. Say cheese.- Cheese!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Oh, MG, you just broke the teapot
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Dede and I made and when I say Dede and I, I mean Dede.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Ta and indeed da.- Your new buzzer.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Correct. No points for that answer.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52There, that's what I think of your revision!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Intruder alert. Warning. Warning.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Alarm has been activated.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Intruder. Intruder.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ow. Ow...
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Oops.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I'd better hide this before Dede's finds it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11She's behind me, isn't she?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'm over here.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Dedes, I can...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I can explain.- Don't bother!
0:13:23 > 0:13:24It was Dede.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28What? Why?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Off the top of my head you know what a perfectionist she is.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35She said it would never be good enough to win Robo fight night
0:13:35 > 0:13:36so she just, you know...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39CRAZY DRUMS
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Not good enough.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44That rule book was brilliant.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Yeah. Trust me, I'm her BFF, right?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51On the bright side, at least we get to go to the concert together.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Give me a yay.- Yay.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Oh, bless. He'll get over it. Close the door on your way out,
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- I've got a concert outfit to plan. - What?- See ya!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Sadie couldn't be nasty if she tried.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11She seems to give it a good go though.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15And if I told you how fashionable she is...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, yes.
0:14:17 > 0:14:23She's obsessed with shopping and clothes and all things girly.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- How horribly superficial.- Exactly.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28What?
0:14:28 > 0:14:33A Girltastic girl needs to love her countryside as much as her couture.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Things couldn't get much worse, could they?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Not really, no.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Boss!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Excuse me a moment.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46What have you done?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Stay here. Do not say a word.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Do not speak.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Is it always this chaotic around here?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17No!
0:15:30 > 0:15:35I've bagged my first date. My first date! My first date!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Jo! You made it!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Yippee!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Sorry we're late. You know how I like to arrive
0:15:42 > 0:15:45within a 30-second window of the allotted time.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Awesome!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50So what'll it be?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Vampire Death Squad or Zombie Hitman?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Er...- Or we could play a game.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Footy? WWE?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I...don't really play football.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Shut up! Looking like that you could practically BE Beckham
0:16:01 > 0:16:03but no worries - let's wrestle!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Not literally, of course, unless you want to.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I warn you, my power slam is deadly. Shall I show you?- No!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Actually, I think I'd better,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20uh...go.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Really? So soon? What a shame.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Hey, where'd he go? - For counselling, I imagine.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Think that went quite well, didn't it?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I am so going to breeze this.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Hey, Jo-ster!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43There was something I wanted to ask you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Can it wait? I'm meeting somebody at one.- Not really, no.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Chillax! It's not even five past yet, look!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, what a candy floss brain! Here, let me.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Oh, I'm sorry! - I'm going to get going.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59No, but I haven't asked you yet!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08It'll only take a tweenie weenie second.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Sorry, but I really do have to run!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13But, but...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Have you seen Jo?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20You know Jo?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Let us begin.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Hang on, Miss V. I just need to get my secret weapon.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Secret weapon?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Now this, I've got to see.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# Got my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
0:17:36 > 0:17:40# Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
0:17:40 > 0:17:45# Cos when I leave for the night I ain't coming back
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# Trying on all our clothes, clothes
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Boys blowing up our phones, phones
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Drop-topping, playing our favourite CDs
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Pulling up to the parties
0:17:57 > 0:18:01# Trying to get a little bit tipsy
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# Don't stop, make it... #.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Ta-da!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08SCREAMS
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I've gone into acne overdrive!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15The zits have landed, I'm a pizza face pus monster!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20That's it. The T-hex is going down!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21No!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Where's my T-hex?- Where's mine?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Sas, you're acting like a loonbag!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Correction, you ARE a loonbag, what are you doing?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41To be a criminal, you've got to act criminal. Now wreck something.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- But I just had these buffed! - It's time to get your hands dirty.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Are you tough or are you Toughy McTough?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52LAUGHS EVILLY
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I'm a man on the edge.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Phew!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08All done.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Me too.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12But wait, we've only just started.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I think I've heard quite enough
0:19:15 > 0:19:19about how out of control your daughter is.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- What have you said?- Nothing.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Ignore him. Whatever he said, it's not true.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Please, you should see her with her brother.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Her brother.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- I expect a certain level of hygiene in my home.- What does "hygiene" mean?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37It means not wearing your socks so long
0:19:37 > 0:19:40it begins to smell like a cheese factory in here.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43No, no, no, wait, hang on. This is serious.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Me and Jake and trying to see who can wear their socks the longest
0:19:46 > 0:19:49without chundering cos of the smell. Three weeks, five days,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52four hours, 32 minutes and counting.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I look the liberty of washing and pressing
0:19:54 > 0:19:57these naughty little puppies last night.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You...what?!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Now SHE'S good.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Look!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06What is that stench?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Lavender and honeysuckle washing powder.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11She's a monster!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13The crowd go wild, it's a terrific goal...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I don't think so!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Can't you see we're studying here?
0:20:31 > 0:20:37FARTING SOUND
0:20:37 > 0:20:41# Oh when you know what it means
0:20:41 > 0:20:43# You've found that special thing
0:20:43 > 0:20:47# You're flying without wings. #
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Very nice. Very nice.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Very nice. That was tremendacious.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- I take it that's what you'll be doing for the karaoke night.- No way!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Janny don't do sloppy love songs.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Janny?- Our band name.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- It worked for Jedward.- Jedward.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06So why can't Janny be a boy band?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Cos we're rockers. - You do like rockers, don't you?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- I prefer boy bands. - We'll do you a love song.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14# I've been waiting
0:21:14 > 0:21:17# For a girl like you
0:21:17 > 0:21:21# To come into my life
0:21:21 > 0:21:24# I've been waiting
0:21:24 > 0:21:27# For a girl like you
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# A love that will survive #.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, pur-lease!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35See, Sadie's not all that bad.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39SHE SOBS
0:21:39 > 0:21:40I'm sorry.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Just reminded me of my little brother, Gary.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48He was the only one who was there for me during the
0:21:48 > 0:21:51years of torture you put me through!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- You did what?- Don't ask. It's a long story.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59- The Gilmot was my rock.- The Gilmot.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Gary Gilmot.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03He was my best mate at school!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06"7th June, 1978.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11"Our English teacher, Mrs Babbington, has a mole on her chin so hairy
0:22:11 > 0:22:15"that Gary told her she should stick a collar on it and call it Rover!"
0:22:15 > 0:22:18All right, I thought you two were setting up tent.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- We want to finish your journal first. Gary is ace!- Really?- Yeah.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27I can't believe he ate the whole boiled egg without chewing! Nutter!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Or that he shoved your toothbrush up his nose, then watched you use it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33That's exactly what I did to Jake!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34What?
0:22:34 > 0:22:40Well... When I say "exactly", I don't exactly mean "exactly".
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Anyway, what happened to Gary?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44I can't quite remember.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48We were best mates one day, then we just sort of grew apart.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I guess these things just happen sometimes, eh?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54We've been on "Goonlineandfindyourmates.com."
0:22:54 > 0:22:57And we found your old mate, Gary Gilmot.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59No way!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Way!- Turns out you don't have to lose touch if you don't want to.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06You can still be best buds, even now, when you're ancient!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, I don't know, we haven't seen each other for years.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I wouldn't even recognise him if he came in here and said,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14"All right Stevo, how's it going?"
0:23:14 > 0:23:16All right, Stevo, how's it going?
0:23:18 > 0:23:19GARY LAUGHS
0:23:21 > 0:23:24The Gilmot is back in town!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28You are so going to get it!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Don't!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Ha ha(!) You got me.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- It's a sock!- You're hilarious(!) - That wasn't us.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44But it was very funny!
0:23:44 > 0:23:45THEY LAUGH
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Unlucky, mate. Stevo and the Gilmot strikes again.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Stevo and the Gilmot?
0:23:52 > 0:23:53- That's our names. - Don't wear 'em out.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Oh, mate, you've got something there.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Made you look, made you stare, even though there's nothing there.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- What's going on?- Nothing. They're just back to being best buds.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Our work here is done.- But hasn't the Gilmot got a job to go to?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh, yeah, get this. I run a garage too.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Ooh! But I've just taken a couple of weeks off
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- to get reacquainted with Stevo here.- He's going to help me out.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Steve, you don't need help. - From what I hear, he does.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Six-inch pipe wrench, anyone?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27THEY LAUGH
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, so good. It deserves a hustle.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34THEY SING "Do The Hustle"
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Whizz bang, isn't it?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40This is the life, eh, Stevo?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Back to nature.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Couldn't be better. - Well, I'm not enjoying it that much.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Me neither.- Pretty soon we'll be able to do this every night,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52when Mr Motors, Metal Motors join forces.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Cheers.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57You know, mate...
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Why did we ever stop being mates?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Beats me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04HE FARTS
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I...can't...breathe.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08It's not that bad.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10HE FARTS AGAIN
0:25:10 > 0:25:13My eyes. My eyes!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's all coming back to me now.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Smell-o-vision. That's why we split up.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21You were notorious. Gusty Gilmot.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Floored the whole rugby team once after a vindaloo one night.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Every man for himself!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I can't see.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Because Gary's my younger brother, and besides,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41he always hung out with, erm...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Stevo.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Little, little Stevie J.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Stevie J. I've grown a bit, yeah. - A bit(!)- Shut it.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- So you're not the Steve Jenkins I was in class with!- No!
0:25:58 > 0:26:03- You were much older than me. I mean, you know...- Oh, sweet! I just...
0:26:03 > 0:26:06You said... And then I thought...
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Oh! Mwah! Mwah!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Sorry! Sorry!- Don't I get one?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I think I've got more than enough info here to make my decision.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Stevo!- Oh, Tracey!
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Oh, I told you Sadie's going to owe me big time. This is in the bag.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I tell you what, I'd better get going.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I've just got one last girl to interview.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35She's going to have to be pretty ruthless to beat Sas.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37She's well got the gig.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I'm meeting her at the Y diner.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Y diner?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42She's captain of the Cheerups.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Cheerups?- Whitney Landon.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Whitney Landon. O.- M.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48G?
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Yes.
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