0:00:02 > 0:00:03OK, so last time on Sadie J, me,
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Sas and Dedes were going on a fabulous city break.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Ready?- Yeah. Case packed. Killer kitten heels on.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Sunnies sorted. This sassy little city break is going to rock.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Sadie, it's not a city break,
0:00:16 > 0:00:20it's a geography field trip to Cheddar Gorge.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Whatevers. Moments later...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I arrive with some gorgeous news.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Forget Cheddar Gorge. This is Cheddar gorgeous.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30OMG. Sadie's been short listed to appear in Girltastic's
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Girl-a-licious tweenager of the month column. But how?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Moi. Now let's get her off that bus and back in here.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Tracey Gilmot, their star reporter,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- is visiting today to assess her suitability.- Are you insane?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49This trip is key stage three, the very foundation of our education.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Miss it and you mess up your academic career.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54So, obviously, cos Sadie wasn't there, Steve had to do it.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Hello. I'm Tracey Gilmot from Girltastic magazine.- Come in.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- I'm here to see Sadie.- That's me.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I'm her, well, for the day.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Didn't you get the message? I'm her dad, Steve.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Steve Jenkins.- Course.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12How weird. I was at school with a Steve Jenkins.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Naturally, he messed up.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- You ruined my childhood!- Really.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20"Tin Grin Tracey" you called me on account of my brace.
0:01:20 > 0:01:26Metal head, bumper mouth, grill face, train track.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'm so sorry.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- HIGH-PITCHED:- Don't be silly. It's in the past.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, good. That's great.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Let's hope Sadie's not a chip off the old block.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Then he didn't.- The Gilmot? Gary Gilmot.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42He was my best mate at school.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45You're not the Steve I was in class with?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47No. No, you were much older than me.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I mean, you know?- Sorry!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I just, you said, but I thought...
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Oh! Mwah! Mwah!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03I've got more than enough info here to make my decision.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Stevo.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And it was almost in the bag.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I told you, Sadie's going to owe me big time, this is in the bag.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Until he found out who Sadie's competition was.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I'm meeting her at the Y Diner.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Y Diner.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21She's captain of the Cheerups.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Cheerups.- Whitney Landon.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Whitney Landon. O.- M.- G?- Yes.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33And that's what you missed on Sadie J. I've always wanted to say that.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35# Won't somebody tell me why
0:02:35 > 0:02:40# I'm always surrounded by boys Give me a break
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# They've got attitude, kind of cute
0:02:43 > 0:02:44# But when they're in trouble
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Takes a girl to save the day
0:02:47 > 0:02:48# To save the day
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# I'd love another girl around the place
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# To be someone to back me up
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# So I always have the last word
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:02:58 > 0:03:05# In a boys' world Girl, girl, in a boys' world
0:03:05 > 0:03:09# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive attitude
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# Understanding, kind and sensitive
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Don't want gratitude
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# I just don't want to be the only girl
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# In a boys' world. #
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Ta-ta for now, Stevo.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Tracey. CHUCKLES
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Right, OK, now, I'm going to go round the back and get the car.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29You get the coats.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32We must not let this Whitney scapper this one off Sas, OK.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Aargh! THUD
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- Watch out for Danny's skate... - Arrgh! Argh, arg!- ..board.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, I think I've slipped a disc.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I think I might have slipped a leg. Ow.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Stop being so dramatic.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Come on. It's probably just a sprain.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Agh!- Ooh, oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57My foot doesn't face that way.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58I don't think anybody's does.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01You've got to get me to the hospital.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02We've got to get to the diner.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Sas will never forgive me if Whitney Landon wins this.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You can't leave me like this.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10When have I ever left you in the lurch?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Boss, I've got something to tell you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- I quit.- No. We've already been through all this.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You can't quit.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You're the car whisperer.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Your vehicles need you. - That's just the thing.
0:04:29 > 0:04:35Now that I've discovered my power, I have to share it with the world.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38A superpower is a big responsibility, Steve.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You're hardly Spider-Man.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43No, I'm the car whisperer.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45You've made yourself a costume.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- It's got matching pants, I'll show you.- No, mate, stop.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Wowee, you weren't even looking.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59You could play blindfolded and still win.
0:04:59 > 0:05:05Well, I don't like to brag, but yes, yes, I could.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Shall we shuttle our way out of here?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Toodle-loo, enjoy. I'll just run the business.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I don't need a date to have fun.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Me and my three best mates,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Boxey, Spanner and Donkey are going clubbing.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- MOBILE VIBRATES - Make that just Donkey and Spanner.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- Spanner.- Yeah.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25That's his nickname. Really funny story as to how he got it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28No, I mean pass me the spanner.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You're better than him. Yes, you are.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38# You know that I can use somebody
0:05:41 > 0:05:46# Someone like you Wo-ho, wo-ho
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# Wo-ho, wo-ho Wo-ho, wo-ho...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I wasn't doing anything, boss, honest.- That's the trouble.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Read it and weep, Steve.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07That quarter of every pound is going to cost you, big time.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11I figured the best way to bring people in was to go all cosmopolitan
0:06:11 > 0:06:14and offer them a free cappuccino or a cuppa
0:06:14 > 0:06:16while they're getting their car fixed.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Bill? What bill?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20The bill for the work I've done on your car.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23That was for free. It said so on the poster.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27No, it doesn't. It says free tea and full service while you wait.
0:06:33 > 0:06:40Excuse me. I'll just have a little chat with my mechanic. Keith!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I can't afford to grow up yet.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45In fact,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I don't want to grow up yet.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Well, it's going to happen, all right.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50One day you'll come in here and say to me,
0:06:50 > 0:06:54"Steve, I've grown up, I want to get me spanner and hit the road."
0:06:54 > 0:06:55I'm not going anywhere.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00I'm here until I'm as old and grey and decrepit as you are, boss.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Thanks, Keith.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That makes me feel a lot better.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11"Can't do Friday. Sorry, mate.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13"Going to a gig now with Spanner."
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's just brilliant, isn't it?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Back to square one in less than one minute.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I tell you what, if you want, you can stay in with me Friday night.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You mean like not go out. Are you bonkers?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's hardly the Porsche of social events, granted.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31It's more like a comfortable Ford Focus but I always have a great time.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33No way. I'd rather go clubbing with my mum.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Yeah. Well, your mum plays bingo on a Friday night.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I'll see if my nan's free.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Bit of advice for you, boss, never try and eat chips
0:07:46 > 0:07:49whilst going downhill on a homemade go-kart,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53if it's only got three wheels, when you're not wearing a helmet.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Call me when you change your mind.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Right. Keep to the right. - Right of where?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Towards me.- Towards you.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Just steady, boss, all right. - Yeah. This is heavy, come on.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Try and go to the right, boss. - Your right or my right?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- To my right.- Watch it. This really is a two-man job.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Argh! Man down. Man down.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Two men down. Two men down.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I've got two tickets to Endurance. - That sounds like an energy drink.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26What are you like? It's only THE hottest club in town.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Now get on your best clubbing gear, so I can check it out.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31They're well fussy about the dress code.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36So, what do you think?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42I think we're staying in.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45HE SOBS All right, all right, all right.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50Yes, all right! All right. We've got to be quick, OK.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I mean, how much damage can Whitney do in half an hour anyway?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# Who is fitter than the rest?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Who's girltastic? Who's the best? Give me a W
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Give me an H
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# Give me a W-H-I-T-N-E-Y
0:09:03 > 0:09:06# Go Whitney! #
0:09:09 > 0:09:12That's why I, Whitney Landon,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14am the one and only girl for Girltastic magazine.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, what do you think?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It depends.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Are the rest of the Cheerups coming here for shakes?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26And burgers, and banana splits.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Believe me, you're going to make big bucks.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31In which case it was magnifico!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34That was the best presentation
0:09:34 > 0:09:38I have ever seen in my entire life, ever.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I wouldn't go quite that far.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44But it was very thorough, and long.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- And...- Yes?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Pink!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Thank you. Your kind words mean a lot to a humble girl like me.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56So, when do I get in the mag?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Well, that's not been decided yet.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03There is another girl still in the running, you see.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Who?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'd rather not say.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11SHE SNIFFS
0:10:11 > 0:10:16I smell wet dog, polyester and diesel.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Sadie J.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- How did you do that? - It's a Cheerup thing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:28Now, not that I'd ever dream of telling you how to do your job,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32but you seriously don't want to put that back in your magazine.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Why not?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35THEY LAUGH
0:10:40 > 0:10:43No, really, why not?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Oh, dear.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Where do I start?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Look, guys, I can explain.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You see, I really did want to come to the awards and the convention,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00but they were on at the same time and that time was the same time
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I got asked to the Cheerups partay.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05BOTH: Cheerups partay?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07They think I got potential.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09As what, a pompom?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Look, the point is, I didn't want to let you down, OK?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I'm not a monster so I thought I'd come here, show my face
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and then zip off to where I really want to be.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Pah! I'll make it up to them.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Not Brainiac Babcock, the human snore fest.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hey, Theresa.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Is that a bow in your hair?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Technically, it's an Alice band. But you're right, it's hideous.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Well, ex-squeeze me, but I like living like this
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- and looking like a young lady. - HE SNORTS
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Maybe you're the one with the problem.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Maybe you need to grow up,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47get your head out of science books and get a life.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48SHE GASPS
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I don't want a life if it's as freaky as this!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53THEY GASP
0:11:53 > 0:11:56What? I feel left out.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Hey, Dedes.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00'Are you in the hardware store?'
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Of course I'm in the hardware store.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yep, picking up those nine inch nails right now.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Shhh!- Oh, really.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12And what about the spring balanced coils?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Let me check.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Not there, not there.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Got them.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- One sec, Dedes. - SHE GASPS
0:12:22 > 0:12:26I knew you were bunking off, that's why I went there myself.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Sas, we're on a deadline.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31The Trembler Teapot T-2000 won't invent itself.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- More's the pity. - I've done that for you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36How you going to get Theresa to the prom for me?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37You bought that rubbish?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Gaga, I'm good.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Sadie, why did I ever trust you?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, come on, Dedes.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45My dad has more of a chance of being prom queen than her.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Babcock wouldn't fabulous if it went,
0:12:48 > 0:12:52"Hey, I'm Fabulous McFabulous but my mates call me Fabby."
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Theresa, wait. Unbelievable!
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Dedes!- No, Sadie, I'm never doing anything for you ever again.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04She'll get over it.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You really want this job, don't you?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11And you know I'm lying about Miss V.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Tricky.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh, look, Miley Cyrus.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Stop!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I think I've heard quite enough.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Thank you.- You see, Sadie J's an absolute nightmare.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I wouldn't say nightmare,
0:13:32 > 0:13:36but she can be a little bit of a schnoodle sometimes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, if you know Sadie, what's she like with you?
0:13:39 > 0:13:46We get on like forest and fire, cabbage and cheese, sponge and Bob.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Except when she's attacking you or your diner.- What?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Check out my surprise face.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02LAUGHTER
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oops.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Oh, yeah, Sassie J got the move.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- She got the groove. Oh!- Oh!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Oops. - SHE GROWLS
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Who ordered the chilli chilli cheeseburger with double bacon
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- and a side order of beef? - Me! Me! Me!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Miss Jenkins, chop, chop, chop!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31A bit busy waitressing, Ms V, no time to chop things as well.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37What are you? Animals?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You need to learn some manners.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44You want it? Too late, losers. Mm-mm-mm.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45THEY SCREAM
0:14:45 > 0:14:47OK. Maybe I went a little bit too far.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52That does not look good in pink polyester.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Sadie, my darling, you know I think of you as daughter,
0:15:00 > 0:15:03but daughter who trashes my diner and loses me money
0:15:03 > 0:15:05is no daughter of mine.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- With respect...- I know, I'm fired.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I got it all worked out.
0:15:14 > 0:15:20I know JLS. I prefer XZJ. They're huge.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21SHE SINGS
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Ow! Ow! Hot! Crazy! # Digga-do, digga-do! #
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Ooh! Ow! XJS.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Two shackalacka shakes, please.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Now drink up.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Three, two, one.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Oh!- Urgh!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, no! The Y has a cockroach infestation.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Now what on earth is the health inspector going to make of that?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52He'll close the place down.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55What health inspector? There is no health inspector here.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:15:56 > 0:16:00The health inspector's on his way. Oh!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Urgh!- Oh!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Did you just eat those cockroaches?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15What cockroaches?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16There are no cockroaches here?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20No, but there are rats.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21THEY SHRIEK
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Oh! - FIRE ALARM BLARES
0:16:30 > 0:16:32SCREAMING
0:16:36 > 0:16:40My hair! My hair! My hair!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Oops!
0:16:43 > 0:16:48You're right. What was I thinking? Sadie J is crazy.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51See, is that seriously the kind of loser
0:16:51 > 0:16:55you want to put in Girltastic magazine?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Stop!- Ow!- Sorry.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Stop. Stand up.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Don't listen to a word she says.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05She's got it in for Sas.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10I will thank you to keep your voice down in my establishment,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14unless schnoodley-boodley, you want to order something.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16No, I'm fine, thanks.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I've got something far more important to do.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm standing up for my daughter.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- The daughter I promised would be in that magazine.- Steve.- Not now.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Not just because she's my daughter,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- but because she deserves it.- Steve.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36If ever there was a more girltastic girl...
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- Steve.- What?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I've got nothing to hold on to.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Great. That's great.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Where was I, please?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49You were just telling us what a nightmare your daughter is.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Yes. No. No.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55My Sadie's a good girl, most of the time,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57some of the time.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01OK, on bank holidays, except last bank holiday where she had...
0:18:01 > 0:18:07Forget... Anyway, she's an angel compared to you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You're taking your dad to see JLS?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Yeah. Problem?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15No problem, apart from embarrassing dad,
0:18:15 > 0:18:19an embarrassing dad, and further more, embarrassing dad.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20One ticket, please.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Your prom queen is in the house.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25THEY LAUGH
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Next.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Jenkins. A word?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Fantabilicious.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I just meant I want a word with you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Me?- Some of the girls think that you've got social potential.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41They want me to join the team?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- I didn't say that.- Right, OK.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Vabush. I'll get a funky new outfit.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49No! I mean, you look fine, just as you are.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Cheerleaders club, 6pm, don't be late.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58Let's get this party started cos Sassie J is in the house.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00"Chics and geeks."
0:19:00 > 0:19:02What kind of partay is this?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Well, let's put it this way, an A-lister
0:19:05 > 0:19:10brings along a D-lister so all the other A-listers can laugh at them.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14LAUGHTER
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Ouch.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Nooooo!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Trying to practice a routine here, in case you hadn't noticed.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28What exactly is it that you want?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Liberty. Freedom.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Emancipation from an outdated notion of what fabulous really is.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35The people have spoken.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44The prom is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship and I'm the dictator.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53I know you should never think ill of your fellow sister,
0:19:53 > 0:19:58but, grrr! I hate that small-minded, dung breath, dung muppet.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59SHE GASPS
0:19:59 > 0:20:01That is so not true.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- It is, too.- Is not.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Papa grease monkey.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Keith.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Still on the floor, boss.- Great.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Good.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Well, you're not all that, you know. There with your pompoms
0:20:18 > 0:20:20and your pink polyester,
0:20:20 > 0:20:24but there's more to being girltastic than just being girly girly.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- What?- Oh, yes.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32So you talk to the hubcap, sister, because the mechanic's not listening.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Listen to this.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- You wouldn't dare.- You want to bet?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Ha!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52THEY LAUGH
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Is that all you got?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03You wouldn't dare.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- You want to bet?- Stop... Ah!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08SHE SCREAMS
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I've taken just about as much of this as I can!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17And believe me, I've seen some things.
0:21:17 > 0:21:23I judged Miss Teen Dream in heels for 12 hours straight!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24I was at the Popsicle Pop Off
0:21:24 > 0:21:27where I had to referee a corkscrew girl fight!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31But nothing, NOTHING has prepared me for this!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Well...- Eh!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37I've heard everything I need to hear from you, and you!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44My decision is made.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Now, if you'll excuse me,
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I have an article to write. Ah!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Ow.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- THUD - Ow!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10DOG BARKS
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Dad. Dad.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15So?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17How was the field trip? All right?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20The caves were amazing.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Almost as good as the midnight feast.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Theresa Babcock barfed all over Mr Michelson, twice.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And then we all got wet, the tent blew away and I wore our helmet,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32so I've got hat hair - blah blah blah blah blah.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Who cares? Enough of the stalling.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I know about Girltastic magazine. What happened?
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Look, Sas, you are always going to be my tweenager of the month, OK?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46You don't have to win some silly competition to impress me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You mean I didn't win.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Sorry.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I did try.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I just couldn't convince the reporter to put you in the magazine.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58You did.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Me?- Oh, yeah.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06What did Tracey write in the article again?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10And I quote, "To be a girltastic tweenager,
0:23:10 > 0:23:17"you don't have to be perfect and that's exactly what Sadie J is."
0:23:17 > 0:23:21"Not perfect." Huh? "She's messy and outrageous,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24"and silly and thoughtless and the original OMG girl."
0:23:24 > 0:23:26And this is a good thing?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28"But most of all she's real.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31"And that's exactly why I wanted her in our magazine.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36"Somebody who loves their friends, loves their family,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- "and loves life." - DOG BARKS
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Oh, and loves their dog.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43What? I couldn't leave him out.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49You made the front cover!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52THEY SCREAM
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0:24:24 > 0:24:26ALL: Surprise!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Again, again, again, again, again!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Thank you. 221, take one, A and B, Mark.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I've got the mud for you...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40THEY GIGGLE
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I've got the mud for your mud mask.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Me too.- Mine's the muddiest.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Whatever. Mine's the muddiest bit of mud... Sorry.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I've got the mud for your mud mask.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- HE LAUGHS - Sorry.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I've got the mud for your mud mask.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Me too.- Mine's the muddiest.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Whatevers. Mine's the muddiest bit of mud you'll ever see.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07HE LAUGHS
0:25:09 > 0:25:11SHE LAUGHS
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Papa Nougat!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22To be a criminal, you've got to act criminal.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25It didn't come off!
0:25:25 > 0:25:29But I also know JXZ. They're huge.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31SHE SINGS
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Two shackalack shakes.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Not so fast.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43THEY LAUGH
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I can't get it off!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00And each claws are like a thousand scales,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03so there's at least a thousand snails.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04THEY LAUGH
0:26:06 > 0:26:10I know, eh? It's just, you know.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12It's all right for you to do it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Try and do it with cameras on you,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16and you've got a hat on and you're overweight.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18How did your fabulous party go?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- It didn't, OK?- How come?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Nothing to do with the fact that...
0:26:23 > 0:26:26"All hell broke loose at The Y diner last night,
0:26:26 > 0:26:30"after a security team were compromised at a p-p-p... Pah!"
0:26:30 > 0:26:32THEY LAUGH
0:26:32 > 0:26:34And Chloe said if I didn't have a faboush party...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36SHE STUTTERS
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Sorry.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Sorry!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'm so sorry!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Sorry. Sorry, I got the wrong line.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
0:26:57 > 0:27:03Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry...
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Sorry!