0:00:02 > 0:00:06- RADIO:- 'Sadie, what were JLS called before they were JLS?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'Remember, no conferring allowed.'
0:00:09 > 0:00:13I don't even know the meaning of "conferring".
0:00:14 > 0:00:16The Waves? The Bunnies?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19The Goldfish Bowl Heads?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24UFO? Oh. Is it UFO?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27'Sadie, you said UFO.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29'The answer is...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33'UFO! Congratulations!
0:00:33 > 0:00:39'You have just won front-row tickets to see JLS in concert on Friday.
0:00:39 > 0:00:45'Terms and conditions, all under-18s must be accompanied by an adult.'
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- I did it!- Yay you! Nice dungarees.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Have you combed your hair? How about a fudge brownie? My treat.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57I always go carb-crazy when I'm celebrating.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- She wants my JLS ticket. - It's not your ticket.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Ha-ha. Pur-leeze!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08You've got your robotic lame-fest on Friday. You're not going.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Robo Fight Night is not lame!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- My ninja-bot is gonna obliterate the opposition.- Whatevers!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19The main thing is we're going to JLS! Sing it!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# JLS!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# JLS! JLS...! #
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- Didn't you listen to the terms and conditions?- Terms and con what?
0:01:28 > 0:01:33All under-18s must be accompanied by an adult.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I have to take an oldie to see JLS?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Why is the system loaded against the young and beautiful?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- I was desperate to meet those boys. - I'm so sorry, Kit.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47What will I do without you?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hey, Dad. You're taking me to JLS on Friday! It's gonna rock!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56This kind of stress goes straight to my T-zone!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01I can feel a zit brewing. Spa o'clock! I need pampering. Fast!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04You're taking your dad to see JLS?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah. Problem?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10No problem. Apart from embarrassing dad.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Ooh, and embarrassing dad. And, further more, embarrassing dad.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17My dad is NOT embarrassing.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21MUSIC: "The Club Is Alive" by JLS
0:02:33 > 0:02:36He's been doing it for hours.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39All right, Sasta? Check out the Dadsta.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Just can't wait to ROCK to JLS.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You know! Ooh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47OMG.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# Won't somebody tell me why
0:02:51 > 0:02:54# I'm always surround by boys?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Give me a break
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Their attitude is kinda cute
0:02:58 > 0:03:03# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl to save the day
0:03:04 > 0:03:08# I'd love another girl around to the place to be her
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word
0:03:12 > 0:03:17# Guess it's hard to be the only girl in a boy's world
0:03:17 > 0:03:21# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Don't want gratitude
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# I just don't want to be the only girl
0:03:31 > 0:03:33# In a boy's world. #
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I need to find a cool oldie right now.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Denise, Dermot, Steve and Tess won't take my calls.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And Harry Potter doesn't exist.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Suggestions.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Miss V isn't gonna know JLS. - I know JLS.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I prefer XZJ.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53They are huge in Klyberda.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Las vienas vititis! Labasena gerulitis!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Ow! Hot! Crazy!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04XJS!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Two shakalaka shakes, please.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm not asking for much.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Just someone glamilicious, fabulistic.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Someone like...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Dede's mum!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Dede, what are you doing?- Ssh!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Hey! Sas.- Hi, Maddy. Nice dress. Hair.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Shoes. Nails. Everything.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Where's Deeds?- I have no idea.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Delia!
0:04:53 > 0:04:58You're not supposed to be here. We signed a treaty in triplicate.
0:04:58 > 0:05:04Yeah. I know. But I brought you something for the robot.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Check out the bag! She's perfect!
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Please say it's a variable pneumatic actuator.- Hm. Close.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Ta-da!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Mum! What's a ninja-bot gonna do with this?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I thought that it looks pretty.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Is that so bad?- Pretty? We'll be a laughing stock on Friday.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Are you kidding? Now, if ONLY she likes JLS.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Ooh, I LOVE JLS. I am, like, their biggest fan.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Mum! The agreement! Read your own copy at home.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41I did try to get tickets but it clashes with your robo fight.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- I would not miss that for the world. - Mum!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Well, step aside, world, cos she's coming with me!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- The treehouse! - I can't wait any longer!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01But where are you gonna put them?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I love this house.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18So, THAT's what six months' pocket money looks like.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Your pile's bigger than mine. - What can I say?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's not my fault I get £3 more a week!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Not fair!- Here.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Ready?- Let the Dino Ninja Warrior sticker-fest commence!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Crashdactyl!- In exchange for...?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Trakabot.- Deal.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49- Sumuraptor?- As if? That's the most common card in the entire series.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54But I WILL take it off your hands if you throw in a T-Hex.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59What? The legendary leader of the Dino Ninja Warriors? Come off it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03I've been looking for that since I was born!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Strength, 10.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Ninja power, 10. Deadliness...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10BOTH: 10!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I don't know anyone who's got one or SEEN one.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I don't think it exists. - Jakey boy, I disagree.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I've a feeling that today is our lucky day.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26It's in there somewhere.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Where IS he? - I told you the T-Hex doesn't exist.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45My life is over. O-V-A.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50The spa has closed for redecoration.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Look at me!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I know. I'm a monster.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Wow! That is INSANE!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I can't believe it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04T-T-T-HEX!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I've bought a million packs and haven't found one. It's fate!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Argh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:15What? This old thing? Sadie swapped it for a bag of Cheesy Bites.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I thought, "Well, the emerald glow does match my eyes."
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Two packets of Cheesy Bites and I'll take it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Three.- Four!- Anything!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Anything.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33You need T-Hex and I need my T-zone cleansed. Have we got a deal?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34BOTH: Done!
0:08:34 > 0:08:40OK, Kit, listen up. I need to get Maddy to come to the JLS concert.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I've already asked Dad. I need to get rid of him and get with her.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Which is why I've come up with Operation Parent Swap.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Don't do it.- Too late. Call waiting.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Hey, Maddy. Mads, the Madsta.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Hi, Sadie. You OK? - All right. You've twisted my arm!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Don't say anything, but Dede doesn't want you to go to Robo Fight Night.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Did she say that?- No.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10She said she'd rather eat her Skylo boots than be seen with you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I thought I'd just soften the blow. I know. Two ticks.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Hello?- Hey, Dad. Guess what?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- You're taking Dede to Robo Fight Night on Friday.- Why?
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- It's not me. Her mum doesn't want to take her.- She said that?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31She said she'd rather shave her hair and beat a car with an umbrella.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34You couldn't make it up!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, I've built up my own dance and everything.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42# The club is alive with the sound of music... #
0:09:42 > 0:09:47I know, but Dede's my BFF and BFF comes before JLS.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Check your dictionary. You're going.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Maddy?- Kit.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Get off the line.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Who me?- No. So, how are you feeling?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Well, I'm upset.- If there was only a way of cheering you up.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I hate the thought of you staying in on a Friday night.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I know! Why don't you come and see JLS with me?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Really?- Great. See you at 7. Bye.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Still on the line. I know you don't want my...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22And I'm home free.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24OK, fine, Mum.
0:10:24 > 0:10:30- Problem?- You won't believe what my mum's just done. She's such a flake.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35She told me she was coming to Robo Fight Night. Now she's bailed on me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- How am I supposed to get there? - Oldies, huh? What you gonna do?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I can't take the Dedenator on the bus. I can't go!
0:10:43 > 0:10:48No, don't give up like that. I'm sure something will turn up.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Something's turned up. My dad can take you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- He's taking you to the concert. - Not any more. I insist he takes you.
0:10:56 > 0:11:02Robo Fight Night is WAY more important than some silly concert to see one of the best boy bands ever.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Thanks, Sas. You'd do that for me? - What are BFFs for?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- WHISPERS:- JLS!
0:11:10 > 0:11:15I'm out of seaweed smoothie! Who's going to fetch me the next one?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I will!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21One of you get me a smoothie. The other, exfoliate my face.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Not the cherry scrub. I'm berry intolerant.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You know what? You go.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Really?- Yeah. I'll take one for the team.- OK.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43So, going anywhere nice in the holidays?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I said exfoliate, not tickle. Work those fingers!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Bliss. Keep going.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01I took the precaution of removing T-Hex from my bag.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm not a total idiot.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Right.- That's enough, Roger.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Since you're less skilled at exfoliating than a dog,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14you can do my feet instead.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Eugh!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29MUSIC: "One Shot" by JLS
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Nice moves. Is that your dad's routine for the concert?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Actually, Dad's not taking me.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45I'm going with Maddy. Mads. The Madster. She's SO cool.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Designer clothes, perfect make-up, impossibly bouncy hair.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Really?- Yeah. I'm meeting her in five.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- I, er... I think she's here early. - Really?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00What do you reckon? How fabulous is she?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, this is fabulous, all right.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08You just wait! Everyone's going to be turning around, pointing at us,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- thinking, "Who are THEY?" - They sure will.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Hiya. - Hey, Ma... What are you wearing?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What do you think?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I knew it. It's too subtle, isn't it?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Aren't you going to introduce us?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Whitney, this is Maddy.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Dede's mum.- Hiya.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Don't get me wrong. I love it all.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38But what's with the hat and the lunch box?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Well, we don't want to waste time queuing up for snacks.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45So... Hold this.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Personalised carrot sticks carved into the shape of the band!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- So they are!- There's Oritse.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58JB, Aston and Marvin, my favourite!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Mwa! Oh, boys.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04We forgot the six-foot banners. We'll be right back.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# Down! The.... #
0:14:12 > 0:14:16OMG. I need to get my dad back.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Dad, there's been a change of plan.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Dad?- Sorry, Sas. I'm busy here.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32If we increase battery power we'll extend capacity for weaponry.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Fantastic! You know what I've always wanted?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- A flame-thrower gun turret? - Zingon blasters!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42It's like you read my mind.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I don't know what's got into him, playing with toys.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Kids today, eh?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Dad.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Systems activated.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Check it out! The Steedee Stampeedee.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57It's a pun, you see? His name's Steve.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59And she's Dede.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02I get it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Dad, listen.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- About Friday night...- Yeah. Listen.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Sas, thanks for introducing me to robo combat.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13So much better than JFX.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17The Steedee Stampeedee has already got over 1,000 Facebook fans.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Let's try out this new attacking move, yeah?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Stealth operation initiated.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's programmed not to harm humans.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Just wreck their lives. Not on MY watch.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- I got the mud for your mud mask. - Me too.- Mine's the muddiest.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48My mud's muddier than a muddy bit of mud.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Such a choice.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- Whose are you gonna choose? - You get half a face each.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Hold up. Are you sure this is a Dead Sea mud pack?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Of course it is.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Where's the 53 minerals, the timeless mystery of the Middle East?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16It's all there. Take a good whiff.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19SNIFFS I'm getting algae, bull-rushes...
0:16:19 > 0:16:22crisp packets and kebab wrappers?
0:16:22 > 0:16:28You didn't root around the canal underneath the shopping trollies?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What's the difference? Mud's mud, right?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37KIT SCREAMS
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I've gone into acne overdrive. The zits have landed.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I'm a pizza-face pus-monster.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47That's it!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50The T-Hex is going down!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52BOTH: No-o-o!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Look, it's nothing personal. You've come between me and my dad.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03And nobody comes between me and my dad. Except me. And JLS.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Ish.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Relax, I'm just going to put it out of action for Friday.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Motion detected.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Shut it. Someone will hear you. - Defence mode initiated.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Intruder! Intruder!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Shut up! - Warning! Warning!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Intruder! Intruder!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Ow! Ow! Ow...! Ow...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- CRACKLING - Oops.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41At least it's out of action for Friday
0:17:41 > 0:17:43and every other Friday for ever.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46I'd better hide it before Dede finds it.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48She's behind me, isn't she?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Phew!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'm over here.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Deeds, I can...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I... I can explain.- Don't bother!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Don't look at me like that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15I'm not a monster. Ever seen a monster do this?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20'Wye ay man pet. You've gone too far.'
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I know. But at least now I get to go to the JLS concert.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25KNOCK KNOCK
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Hey. Do you know anything about this?
0:18:29 > 0:18:34I don't know what that is. Part of the microwave? What's Danny done?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37It's the Steedee Stampeedee.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Well, it was. It's wrecked.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45You've twisted my arm. It was Dede.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What? Why?
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Off the top of my head, you know what a perfectionist she is.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57She said it would never be good enough so she just...
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Not good enough? That robot was brilliant.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Maybe... Maybe it wasn't the robot.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Maybe it was closer to home. Closer to this room. In this room.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15In overalls.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Me?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- You think- I'm- not good enough?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Not me. Dede. She's a tortured genius.
0:19:23 > 0:19:30- No-one lives up to her standards. At least she didn't cut off her ear. - Poor girl.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- I'd better go and ring her.- No.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35She didn't want any contact for three weeks.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Maybe even a month.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Six months. Till the whole thing's forgotten.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Think so?- Yeah. Trust me.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I'm her BFF, right? Anyway!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49On the bright side, at least we get to go to the concert.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Gimme a yay!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53FEEBLE: Yay.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, bless. He'll get over it.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Close the door on your way out. I've got a concert outfit to plan.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Give me back my T-Hex!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Give me back my T-Hex!- MY T-Hex! < Gentlemen!
0:20:11 > 0:20:16I think you'll find it's MY T-Hex, but not for much longer.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Keith! The shredder!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- What?- It makes paper turn into little strips.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24The paper spaghetti maker!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27JAKE: No. No. No.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29No, please!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Fire it up!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33No-o-o!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Yes! This T-Hex is going down.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Literally. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41BOTH: No.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45This isn't a T-Hex. It's a J-Hex.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50- No, it's not.- Yeah, it is. It's got to be transparent against the light.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Can you see through that? - He's right! We don't want THAT.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yes, you do. It's a collector's item.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I cut your toenails for that!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I squeezed his pussy spot.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Time for your oil treatment!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21No. No. NO!
0:21:26 > 0:21:31The old "transparent" gag! Works every time.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Finally! My collection is complete!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Ah. Kids today, eh?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50DING DONG
0:21:52 > 0:21:54DING DONG All right. All right.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Keep your hair on... Hi, Maddy.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Steve.- Come in.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- How's Dede?- Well, she's very upset.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Of course. Of course. Any idea why she did it?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- I was hoping you could tell me that. - Apparently, she just...
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- ..battered it to a pulp. It wasn't good enough.- Not good enough?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- What are you going to do? - Me?- She's your daughter.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Dede's my daughter?- Sadie! She's the one who did this.- No...
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Actually, that does make sense.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I don't understand why you'd do this.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Well, I wanted you to come to the concert with me.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Then I wanted you to come to the concert with me. Simple!
0:22:47 > 0:22:53- So you lied to both of us? - A...bit, but no harm done. Right?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- No harm done(!) - It all worked out OK.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You and I can go to the concert and you and Dede can...
0:23:01 > 0:23:03..have a night in?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06A night out?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10OK, a pizza. Which is like a night out, in.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- Somebody needs an apology.- Now. - Fine. I'm sorry, OK?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Not us!- Not us.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22Dede. Unless she forgives you, you're not going to the concert.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24How is that ever going to happen?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28This is how. Flowers. Choccies.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30And a signed photo of Captain Skylo.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35I signed it, but she doesn't need to know that.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Deeds...!- I know the score. Your dad told me when he brought me this.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- You can only go to the concert if I forgive you.- So...do you?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Thank you!
0:23:48 > 0:23:49No.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I know you're furious with me...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Talk to the robot cos the human ain't listening.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00I am really truly sorry. What will it take for you to forgive me?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- AND get me to the JLS concert. I'd do anything.- Turn back time.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08That's the only way I'd have a robot for Robo Fight Night.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- That's what I'll do. - You can't turn back time.
0:24:12 > 0:24:18- It exists in discrete non-linear blocks. You can't manipulate them. Yet.- Unless you're Sassy J.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21We're going back.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26This baby is gonna be bigger, better and Robobootylicious!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Good luck.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38I pulled an all-nighter but I reckon it was worth it.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Presenting the Sadedenator. It's a pun.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Her name's Dede and... - ALL: We get it!
0:24:45 > 0:24:50It's got double crushers and a triple impact laser-guided spiker!
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- OMG, Sas. This is better than mine. - Is that the paper shredder?- Yeah.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59This baby is gonna make mincemeat out of the competition.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Looks like you pulled it off this time.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09- It's brilliant. - I know. It's even got voice control.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Shredder on.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Shredder on.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Shredder off.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Shredder on.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20No. Shredder off.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Shredder on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Turn it off now, Sas.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I'm trying. I don't know what to do.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33It's a shredder. It'll only stop when it's full. Give it paper!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Need paper! Need paper!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Need paper!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Need paper! Paper!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- It's not enough! - There's no more paper. Only...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- The tickets!- Do it!- Do it!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What about Aston?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54JB? Oritse? Marvin?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56What about my face?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Paper! Paper!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Shredder off. Thank you.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07We're saved!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10No!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13If it's any consolation, I forgive you.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17No-o-o-o!
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0:26:37 > 0:26:39Thank you very much. Thank you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Ah! Ticket!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Put your hand out.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48There's definitely a J in there.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Here's an L. Ish. Actually, that looks like a T.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Fine.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I don't think so.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04What? Worth a shot!