0:00:07 > 0:00:11Sorry, Roger kind of took ME for a walk round the park.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Did he dress you as well? - Happy BFF day to you too(!)
0:00:14 > 0:00:16You didn't?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18You did! Oh, my gaga -
0:00:18 > 0:00:21two tickets to see FrightLight, the new hot romzomcom,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24and platinum seats! Yay!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28OK, enough about you. What did you get ME?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30What did I get you?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32What DID I get you...?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Only your favourite thing ever... in a bun.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40How do you fit all the Jonas Brothers in a bun?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I meant this, erm...
0:00:42 > 0:00:43a double cheeseburger!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47With a...fry!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Make a wish...
0:00:48 > 0:00:52That will go perfectly well with last year's plastic plate.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53You forgot...again.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57I did not forget. I just...didn't remember.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'm sorry, Sas. I swear I'll make it up to you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03What, like you did last year - or the year before?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You know, maybe this BFF thing is stupid anyway.- No, I love BFG day.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08It's BFF day!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I knew that. Where's your sense of humour, Jenkster?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- It's with the present that you haven't got me.- Meowch!
0:01:14 > 0:01:19OK, OK... Sorry, Sadie. This time, I'm on it. In fact I'm all over it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21The Kittykat will not let you down -
0:01:21 > 0:01:25cos Sadie J is the most important thing in his life.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28What is that mutt doing in my diner?!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Aaah... I meant him - not you,
0:01:32 > 0:01:33little doggy... Urgh!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35ROGER SNARLS Aaagh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40She's not with ME. Never seen her before.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Sadie who...?
0:01:41 > 0:01:47# Can somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Give me a break
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- # But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day- Save the day
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- # I'd love another girl around the place- To be her
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# Someone to back me up so I always
0:02:03 > 0:02:04# Have the last word
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# In a boy's world
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:02:17 > 0:02:21# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, so want gratitude
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# I just don't want to be the only girl
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# In a boy's world. #
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Lower...
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Lower...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Stop! Stop.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Tell me, what part of "lower" do you not understand?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38DANNY CLEARS THROAT
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hey... Where are you off to?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Camping, overnight.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- He's Bear Grylls.- And he's Ray Mears. We're going back to nature.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50What, like catching rats and cooking?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Don't be ridiculous!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We've got bonbons.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Sorry lads, you're a bit too young. - I think you'll find
0:02:56 > 0:03:00that this is YOUR camping gear, from when you were our age.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02And I think you'll find I was a little bit older.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I think you'll find you weren't.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I give you...exhibit A.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Ugh!- Ugh!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- HE CLEARS THROAT - Exhibit A...
0:03:12 > 0:03:16"Steve Jenkins, Wilderness Diary - aged ten and a half."
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Oh, where'd you find that? - In this little canvas baby.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Yeah - but MY dad never let me camp out overnight.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- HE MIMICS BUZZER - "Camped out all night last night -
0:03:25 > 0:03:27"It was whizz bang."
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- "Whizz bang"(?) - Give it a break, it was 1978.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I can see where you're coming from, but you've got to
0:03:33 > 0:03:36remember one thing - I always had a responsible adult with me.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40And that would be...Gary Gillmott, aged ten and three quarters(?)
0:03:41 > 0:03:44He was a bit older.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK, on three. One...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Two three!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh! Zingon blasters -
0:03:54 > 0:03:56you've entered me for the Junior Mastermind tryouts,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59specialist subject Space Cargo.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02This is the best "best friend forever day" present EVER!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07I like my... ergonomic calculator, too. Great(!)
0:04:07 > 0:04:12It's not JUST ergonomic - it does square roots AND logarithms!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Wow...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Thank you so much, Sas. I'd never have the nerve
0:04:16 > 0:04:18to enter this myself. What if I messed up?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21What was the name of Captain Skylo's childhood chinchilla?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Miffy - a tawny-haired, three-month-old Andean variety.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Made her debut in ep seven, series four, part...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You're going to be fine.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Dedes! Sadie told me you were going to be on TV.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Have I told you how much I love MasterChef?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37It's Mastermind - and no, you can't come.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Worth a shot.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Hey. I know where we could go instead for my belated BFF day pressie -
0:04:44 > 0:04:49the Japanese Bowling Karaoke Roller Disco! You can sing as you swing.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Er...sorry, Sas. I'm busy.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Busy doin' nothin'! Come on, let's go.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I really can't. Mr Diary is chocka.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Chocka with what?
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Look at the time! Got to go - things to see, people to mock. Ciao!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Let me get this straight.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09The Kittykat of cool
0:05:09 > 0:05:13just passed up the chance to go gaga in roller boots?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Sas, Sas - I have just had THE best idea ever.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Let me guess. It's about Space Cargo, or Junior Mastermind.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Wrong - it's about both.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ta-da!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You see, I was at home drinking Earl Grey tea
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and I had this crazy idea to dress up as a Space Cargon
0:05:35 > 0:05:38for my first round of Junior Mastermind.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42OK, firstly... You're 13! What are you doing drinking Earl Grey tea?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45And secondly...what IS Earl Grey tea?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49"Kit Karter Investigation." What?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Something's up with Kit, I know it is.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Yesterday he bailed on a Japanese roller disco, and today
0:05:56 > 0:06:00he said he was too busy to join me at the new Nails nail bar.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- So...?- So, his cuticles are ragged!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Which makes me deduce that something is definitely up.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Why don't you just ASK him what is "definitely up"?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Don't be ridiculous, Dede.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It makes more sense to follow him around undercover instead.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15You're joking -
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I mean, that's just plain desperate. Like, clinically bananas.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21CUCKOO CLOCK
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Ha-ha-ha-ha! Gotcha.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Course I'm joking! As if -
0:06:25 > 0:06:29me, follow Kit around, undercover? Are you mad?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35"7th of June, 1978.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40"Our English teacher Mrs Babbington has a mole on her chin so HAIRY
0:06:40 > 0:06:45"that Gary told her she should stick a collar on it and call it Rover!"
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- I thought you were setting up tents. - We want to finish this. Gary is ace!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Really?- Yeah, I can't believe he ate
0:06:53 > 0:06:56that whole boiled egg without chewing. Nutter!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00What about shoving your toothbrush up his nose and watching you use it,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- that's exactly what I did to Jake. - What...?
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Well - when I say exactly, I don't exactly MEAN exactly...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Anyway. What happened to Gary?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I can't quite remember.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17We were best mates one day, then we just sort of grew apart.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I guess these things just happen sometimes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Anyway - come on. Tea's up.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I've been slaving over a hot stove all afternoon.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29WE'RE best mates...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31That couldn't happen to us.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Could it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Nah.- Nah.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36"MASTERMIND" MUSIC
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Junior Mastermind Tryouts, contestant 29.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43And your name is?
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Er... Well, you see it's Delia Baxter. Dede for short.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Right. And your chosen...
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Oops. Oh, dear.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53And your chosen subject?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56SHE FARTS Oops...
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Erm... The award-winning television sci-fi spectacle that is...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Yes?- Case Spargo.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I mean, Space Fargo... Space Cargo!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Your time begins now.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Question one, what is the name of Captain Skylo's childhood chinchilla?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I er... know this one, I swear I do! Erm...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Biffy...
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Tawny-haired...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Daffy...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Andean variety... It's Muffy!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Incorrect.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44What? I know it's a bit Scooby-Doo, but give me a break.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What are you doing behind here?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You almost had leftovers on your bonce.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Sorry. I er...thought I saw a mouse?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02A mouse?!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06But it's gone now.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11I don't even think there was one - just a very large, furry...tomato?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Anyways. No harm done.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16No spillages, no "leftovers on my b..."
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Oops.- Take these over there - before you make any more mess.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Like that. Booth 8...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- But that's Chloe's job. Where is she? - Booth 8!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Two tickets to see FrightLight, the hot new romzomcom?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Do I get refreshments?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Of course! A platinum seat equals platinum service. You get the works.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41You are SO my new favourite person.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You're so MY new favourite person!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44I've always wanted an American friend.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I'm Canadian.- Canadian, American, Latvian, they're all the same to me.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Wow... You're like a TOTAL airhead.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55You said it, girlfriend! Now, where are those shakes?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57(I've got to get out of here... He's going to see me!)
0:09:59 > 0:10:00What...
0:10:01 > 0:10:04What is going on with this noodle brain?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Merci...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I can explain...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Get out!- Right, sorry.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Ugh... This is disgusting.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Beans, and sponge cake...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Mmm! That's actually quite tasty. Who knew?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33At least I've still got you.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37You're the best friend a girl could ever have. You'll never leave me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39"Aye, pet - that's because I'm a poster."
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Ugh...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I have just had THE most humiliating afternoon.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I went to...- Me first. Kit's dumped me - for Trog Face!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- What?- I was spying...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I mean - I stumbled upon them.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58She called him her "new favourite person".
0:10:58 > 0:11:01That's a figure of speech. Anyway, you'll never believe...
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Then he called HER the same, and gave her the cinema tickets I gave HIM!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Oh.- Precisely.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I should have seen it coming.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11He's always saying I dress like a colour-blind monkey,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13and I'm about as cool as Kerry Katona -
0:11:13 > 0:11:16which is not cool - but I'll show him.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- As Cheryl the Chezzster would say... - "Why-aye, man, sweetheart, pet."
0:11:20 > 0:11:24..anything that's worth having, sure enough worth fighting for.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I'm going to fight, fight, fight for his friendship.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Good for you. Now, Junior Mastermind...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Of course - congratulations! I knew you'd sail through.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- But I... - Dede doesn't DO failure.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Unlike me. In fact, the day you come back here and
0:11:39 > 0:11:43tell me you've failed at something is the day my whole world falls apart.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44So how well did you do?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45SHE LAUGHS UNEASILY
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I er...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51was...amazing, obviously!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Brilliant, fantastic...
0:11:53 > 0:11:59Erm - John Humphrys was like, "Dede, you're off the proverbial hook.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- "You're..." - OK, OK, no need to brag.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Six-inch pipe wrench...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Six-inch pipe wrench...
0:12:16 > 0:12:20It would help if you didn't spend your whole time texting Joanna.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Joanna? Get with the programme, boss, we broke up last week.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25This is Susie. She's lovely.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, she's so funny.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Ha-ha. Good.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31JAKE CLEARS THROAT
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Ah... What are you two so pleased about?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36We've been busy.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- On the interweb.- You haven't been selling my stuff on "bid up"?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41That was ONE TIME!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44We've been on "go-online-and-find-your-mates.com."
0:12:44 > 0:12:48And we've found your old mate Gary Gillmott.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50No way!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51- BOTH:- Way.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Turns out you DON'T have to lose touch.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57You can still be best buds - even now, when you're ancient!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I wouldn't even recognise him
0:13:00 > 0:13:04if he came in here and said, "All right, Stevo? How's it going?"
0:13:04 > 0:13:06All right, Stevo? How's it going?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Ha-ha-ha-ha...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15The Gillmott is back in town!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18You are SO going to get it!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Don't...even think about it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29She's so pretty...
0:13:29 > 0:13:31HE GASPS Expecting someone else?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Someone like Trog-face?- What? - The game's up, Kit Kat,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I know you dumped me for the Trog. - What are you doing? I thought
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- you were going to fight, fight, fight for his friendship.- I was,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44but not in here. I just want to fight.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Admit it, you gave her my tickets to see FrightLight, didn't you?- Look,
0:13:48 > 0:13:52it's not what you think. Chloe has...celebrity contacts.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56He thinks I'm not cool enough. ..So that's why you jilted me.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I have not jilted you.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02BTW - even my granny doesn't say jilted.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Even my words are unfashionable.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Look, guys, arguing is getting you nowhere.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Why don't we try and discuss this in a mature and sensible way?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Let's use a discussion tool.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Only the person holding the talking tomato can speak, OK?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20No! Stuff your tomato.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I was your BFF and you cast me aside. Well, I've got news for you, buddy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Have I? What news?
0:14:26 > 0:14:32- I've got a new BFF too.- Really?- Who? - Yah, he's called...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Zac Effoofoo.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Zac Effoofoo?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- What kind of name is that? - A cool one.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41And he's from the US, not just Canada,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44and he's exactly like you, only he really knows Pixie Lott.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ah! How dare you!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I know La Lott, I've been in constant contact with her for years.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- I've got the solicitor's letters to prove it.- Whatevs. I can't stay here
0:14:53 > 0:14:56wasting time with my ex-BFF when my new BFF
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- is waiting to take me to a...Miley Cyrus concert...- Ah!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- ..with backstage passes.- Ah!
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- And breathe...- Did you, or did you not, know about Mr...Effoofoo?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09No idea. Though you can hardly complain.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You are cosying up to Chloe.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15For a reason. I found out that Chloe knows one of the Jonas Brothers.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Sadie adores them. And, let's face it, who doesn't? So I thought -
0:15:19 > 0:15:21hangalang a minute, if I get close to Chloe,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Chloe gets the Jonas Brothers to hang out with us. Hey presto,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I get Sadie the best best friend day pressie ever.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30And with one of the best boy bands in the history of the universe.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33So why don't you just tell her, doofus?!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Uh-uh, not now she's dumped me for...Zac.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41I'll show her I'm the best BFF ever, Effoofoo...is going down.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh... Oh...
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- Ha-ha, you got me.- It's a sock! - You're hilarious.- That wasn't us.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- But it was very funny! - THEY LAUGH
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Unlucky, mate, Stevo and the Gillmott strikes again.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Stevo and the Gillmott.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- That's our names.- Don't wear 'em out. Mate, you've got something there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Made you look, made you stare, even though there's nothing there! Ha-ha!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- What's going on?- Nothing. They're just back to being...best buds.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Our work here is done.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Hasn't the Gillmott got a job to go to?- Oh, yeah, get this...
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- I run a garage too... - BOTH: Woo!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32..but I've taken a couple of weeks off to get reacquainted with Stevo.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Yeah, he's going to help me out. - Steve, you don't need help.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37From what I hear, he does.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Six-inch pipe wrench, anyone?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42THEY LAUGH
0:16:42 > 0:16:45That was so good, it deserves a hustle!
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Bop bop bop, ba dop, ba dop, bop bop!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Whizz-bang! - THEY LAUGH
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- OK, time out. Why didn't you tell me about Zac?- OK...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Firstly, you're still using "time out" incorrectly.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07And secondly, Zac doesn't exist.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Oh, that's all right then... Huh? - Well, what could I do?
0:17:10 > 0:17:15I had my back against the wall, I had to fight Trog-face with Trog-face.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Don't you dare tell him.- But you lied.- I don't like that word,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20that's why I've changed it to...ice cream.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I just gave Kit a little ice cream, that's all.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Look, Sas, whatever you call it, it's still a...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Ugh! Why are you watching Junior Mastermind?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Duh, checking out your competition, Nerys knows nothing about
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Russian dolls, and that freak, Rupert, just froze.- Huh-huh...
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- Loser.- So going to rule this show! - Huh-huh...
0:17:44 > 0:17:45I am, aren't I?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47So, anyway, about this Zac stuff.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, a big bad liar.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55No, one little ice cream can't hurt, can it? I mean,
0:17:55 > 0:18:00as long as it's vanilla and not some wild, crazy concoction like coconut.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Are you feeling OK? MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Kit, I'm not talking to you.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Well, I rang to tell you I'm not talking to you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14But now I've got you, how's Mr Effoofoo?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Effoo-who?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Oh, my new BFF... Brilltastic, actually.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23..What about that, Zac, pool party of yours? Count me in.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26And a bowling alley. There was a party there last night
0:18:26 > 0:18:31And Pixie Lott turned up and started DJ-ing. We had so much fun!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Tell him, Zac.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Erm... Yah, it was swell.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Miss Lott is just dandy.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48He's from America, not 1957!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51..Anyway, got to fly, things to see, people to mock.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Hang on... So, when can I meet this pale imitation of moi?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59You could have met him tonight, if you weren't going to the cinema
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- with Trog-face to see the romzomcom FrightLight.- Well, if Zac was
0:19:02 > 0:19:05any kind of BFF, he'd have bought you tickets to see
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- the hot new romzomcom FrightLight. - What, Zac? You've got a ticket
0:19:09 > 0:19:13to see the hot new romzomcom FrightLight? He's GOT tickets.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Coolio. We'll see you there.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Looking forward to it.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21NOOOO!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- NOOO!- Enough, already!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Well, that's just perfectamundo.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33I'm going to be outed as a complete fraud in front of Trog-face!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37No wonder Kit's dumped me, I'd dump me if I wasn't already me.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Kit hasn't dumped you, I'm guessing. In fact, I'm pretty sure
0:19:42 > 0:19:45he's got a rational explanation for why he's cosying up to Chloe.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's it then, there's only one thing for it.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Yes, you've got to 'fess up! - Are you crazy?!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- You'll have to pretend to be Zac. - What?- You know, with a scarf
0:19:54 > 0:20:01and sunglasses, and some very low lighting, this could actually work.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Look, Sas, there is no way I could ever, ever, ever pull this off.
0:20:08 > 0:20:15- Zacky baby!- Are you crazy?! - Oh, come on, just slouch a bit,
0:20:15 > 0:20:20put your hands in your pockets, lower your voice. How ya doin'?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22How ya doin'?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No, I can't. I just...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I've got my Mastermind final tonight.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Sorry, and I so wanted to help.
0:20:31 > 0:20:37OK, Dedes, I guess I'll have to go to the cinema and 'fess up...alone.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- So what if it means I have to suffer a fate worse than death?- What's that?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Having absolutely no cool friends anymore!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- No offence.- None taken.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54That's it, that Gillmott is officially doing my head in.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58He's got Steve playing target practice now with a bowl of custard.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- What's wrong with that? - I'm the target.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Chillax, they're just having fun. - THEY LAUGH
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Ding-ding! Round two.
0:21:07 > 0:21:13- Beans... Where are the beans gone? - In here, we're taking them camping.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14I don't think so.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Whatevs. We've got bonbons. - What the Gillmott means is that
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- you ain't going camping, we are. - What?!- You can come if you want.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- It'll be a bit of a squeeze. Dibsy the right side.- Dibsy the left.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Which means you're by the boots... - BOTH: Phwoar!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29So I get to run the garage tonight.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ha-ha! Get real, we're closing early.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What do you mean 'we'? It's Steve's garage.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Not for much longer. Ha-ha!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Me and Gary, we're thinking of merging the businesses.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Don't worry, it'll be great. OK? - Stevo!
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Hoo-hoo... Hoo-hoo... Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Chillax, you say, they're just having fun.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Oh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Where are MY ring donuts?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03What about my ring donuts?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07I was promised the works. This isn't Sadie you're dealing with here,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I have standards. I have... Ah!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Chew on it, lady.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Excuse me...
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Whoops, sorry. Thanks. ..Oh, hey, guys.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24You're not going to believe this, Zac bumped into the JLS boys this avo'
0:22:24 > 0:22:26and they invited him to a happening tonight,
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- so we've all kind of been stood up. - More like YOU'VE been stood up.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Told you he'd be a no-show. Why would someone that cool
0:22:34 > 0:22:36hang out with someone this desperate?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Sorry, was that a text message I heard?- No.- No.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Yep, oh, it was me.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45"Hey, Sas, just back from Marvin's crib, meet me in the lobby."
0:22:45 > 0:22:51- Seriously? Let me see. - I'll just go fetch it... Sorry.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Excuse me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59This is the life, eh, Stevo?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Ah, back to nature.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06- Couldn't be better.- Well, I'm not enjoying it that much.- Me neither.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Pretty soon, we'll be able to do this every night, when Mr Motors
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- and Metal Motors join forces. - Cheers.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You and me,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19why did we ever stop being mates?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Beats me. - PARP!
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I can't breathe!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's not that bad. PARP!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- My eyes! My eyes! - PARP!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, it's all coming back to me now. PARP!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38The smell. That's why we split up, you were notorious.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Guster Gillmott. PARP!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Floored the whole rugby team once after a vindaloo one night.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Every man for himself! PARP!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Go, go on. Quick. PARP!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57IN AMERICAN ACCENT: Move it, will ya? Out of my way.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'm Zac, you must be Kit?
0:24:00 > 0:24:06- What's with the scarf?- I, erm, like to practise for when I'm famous.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10No way, me too! I turn the lights on and off and pretend it's the paps.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14So, yeah, anyway, Mr Effoofoo, where's your new BFF?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oh, she's in the foyer. You see I was on a call to my boy, Justin,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19and Sadie is this big fan of his.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Plus, I'd hate Bieber to talk to my best friend, Sas.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- Cha-cha fandango, he knows Justin Bieber!- Ahem, Chloe.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- CRACKING - Ow.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33So, is it true you also know JLS?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I don't like to brag, but they've asked me to join the band.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40BOTH: Zac is so cool!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Oh...- Shh!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Excuse me, platinum.- Kerching!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Can you believe they're buying this?!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Hey, that's my mate, Robert Pattinson.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hey, Robbie, I didn't know he was in this.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58I've totally pulled this off! Go, Zac. Go, Zac. Go, Zac.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Erm... Howdy, pardners, I'm Zac.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- THEY GASP - You!- And you!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- You!- You!- What happened to your Junior Mastermind final tonight?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I never made it through to the first round. That's why I came here
0:25:16 > 0:25:19to save you from a fate worse than death, and no cool friends.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Hangalang, where the fizzy pop is the real Zac Effoofoo?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- He doesn't exist, I made him up. - Uh, rewind.- Yah-ha!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Look, I invented Zac because you dumped me, how pathetic is that?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- It was the only way I could think to get back at you.- For the last time,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I have not dumped you. I did this all for you.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Oh, yeah, how do you work that one out?- OK, who ordered hot dogs?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Excuse me, I'm having an argument with my friend, so if you don't...
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# Look me in the eyes
0:25:46 > 0:25:49# And tell me that you love me... #
0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's the... It's the Jonas Brothers!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55It's the Jonas... It's the Jonas Brothers!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I know, that was the whole...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59point.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Ta-da, me and the Jonas Brothers!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08What are you doing?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Well, Sadie had fainted. - And they were in a bit of a rush
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- to get their private jet home. - And we thought Sadie wouldn't want
0:26:15 > 0:26:17to miss the moment, so we took a snap.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Dribbling on Nick Jonas's sleeve.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Anyway, impressed much?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:32 > 0:26:35E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Final question is...
0:26:43 > 0:26:47What was the name of Captain Skyloe's childhood chinchilla?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Er...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Miffy.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Correct!
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Which means the Junior Mastermind Champion is...
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Dede Baxter!- Oh! - APPLAUSE
0:27:00 > 0:27:05See, you don't need to go on some TV show to prove you're a Mastermind.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07No, the fact that you'll bore your BFFs to death about it
0:27:07 > 0:27:09every day is proof enough.