0:00:02 > 0:00:05Check out my tween-tastic slumbover guest list.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Out of your league, never going to happen, she's in Faliraki,
0:00:09 > 0:00:14she SHOULD be. No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16That's me, you and Dede.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Dede's a "maybe".- What can I g...?
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Oh. OMG! You are having a slumbover?
0:00:22 > 0:00:26- It's a sleepover meets a slumber night.- I know what it is.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29I got to see this loser list.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32No way! All these girls are coming?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- No...- Chantel Levinson is coming.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37She's like me, only...British.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39And the rest. Totally A-list.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44She's so selective, she didn't even turn up to her own slumbover.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Ya-ha!- Oh, look, you forgot somebody.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- OMG! Chloe is coming to my slumbover?- So that's four.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Are you crazy? You have to help me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I've got to make sure all these other girls come, too.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Sorry, Sass, drama o'clock!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I've got my acting appraisal, emphasis on the "praisal"!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06PHONE RINGS
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- 'Hello, Sadie?'- Hey, Deeds!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'Are you in the hardware store?'
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Of course I'm in the hardware store.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yep, picking up those nine-inch nails right now.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Shh!- Oh, really?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And what about the spring balanced coils?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Er, let me check.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Not there, not there...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ah, got 'em!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34One sec, Deeds.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I knew you were bunking off.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37That's why I went there myself.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Sass, we're on a deadline.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- The Trembler Teapot T-2000 won't invent itself.- More's the pity.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49We're presenting this to THE Duncan Bannatyne tomorrow and this was the last thing we had to do.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh, no, don't pull that face with me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54You're the one who signed us up for Dragons' Den.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58That's when I thought we'd invent bacon and egg flavoured lipstick.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Not some fancy teapot for grannies. - Just admit it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04You've been totally distracted by this stupid slumbover, again.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Don't be ridonculous!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I was...
0:02:09 > 0:02:11researching spouts for our teapot.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Yes. They don't have them here. - Enough with the lying.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- We've got work to do.- No!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Give me a break
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:02:27 > 0:02:32# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl to save the day
0:02:32 > 0:02:36# I'd love another girl around the place - you could be her
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Someone to back me up so I'll always have the last word
0:02:40 > 0:02:44# I guess it's hard to be the only girl in a boys' world
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Girl, girl
0:02:47 > 0:02:53# I know I'm stronger because I've got a positive mental attitude
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# Understanding, kind of sensitive Don't want gratitude
0:02:57 > 0:03:02# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boys' world. #
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I promise you, Mr Bannatyne, little old ladies will never spill
0:03:06 > 0:03:08a drop of Earl Grey tea ever again.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's tremble-proof, thermos-insulated,
0:03:11 > 0:03:16it's got a biscuit pouch and it's constantly tuned in to Crinkly FM.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What do you think?- Sorry, what? - Sadie!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23This is important. Whereas this...
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- What is this and why has it got my name on it?- It's a slumber pack.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31A personalised goodie bag for coming to my slumbover.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Seriously? - Give me a break, I'm on a budget.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I spent everything on the marshmallow fountain mountain.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42This slumbover has gone A to the A, to the A, A, A-list.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Once Chloe thought Chantel was coming and Chantel thought Chloe
0:03:46 > 0:03:47was coming, it all fell into place.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Now Joe, Jodie, Jem and Jasmine are in and maybe Tish, Tash and Keisha.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sadie, focus.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57This needs two hours on a low heat.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Don't move. I'm already late for my astro-physiognomy workshop.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You signed up for that snore fest?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I'm teaching it!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10I don't have time for this. I've got a slumbover to plan.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11This needs two hours on a low heat.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Or five minutes on a super-hot turbo.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19SMASH
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Houston, we have a problem.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28That's it. My love life is officially over.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- I haven't had one date since my nan cut my hair.- Wheel nuts.- It's true.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35No, pass me the wheel nuts.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Grow, grow.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Hi.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Hi.- Couldn't spare a bit of air, could you?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Ha-ha- ha!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I meant for my flat tyre, silly.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Actually, we're more Peugeot than push bike here, love.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- If you want to go up the road there's a...- What's he like?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00- One, two, three...- Paper.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Rock.- Yes! Get in! You lose.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06OK, OK, just one more. Double or nothing.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09You said that the last ten times.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Just one more. This time I know how to win. And if you win,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16we'll spend the rest of the day doing whatever you want to do.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Well, OK.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20And remember, whoever wins will be the rock...
0:05:20 > 0:05:23solid champion. They will rock...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- this tree house.- What are you doing?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Nothing. You rock.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30OK.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32One, two, three...
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Scissors.- Paper. You were supposed to say rock.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, I thought you were choosing rock.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38You kept saying it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Double or nothing.- No.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I can do whatever I want today.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oi!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ah, this feels good.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Sass! Sass!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You will not believe what my acting tutor said in my appraisal.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04I totally lack versatility, I'm only good with musical numbers
0:06:04 > 0:06:08and I couldn't play tough even if I were playing Toughie McTough!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Kit, that's an insult.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15How dare he! I'll show that...
0:06:15 > 0:06:19that corduroy-wearing, coffee-breath dandruff monster I can play tough.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- How?- I'm going to get the part of the Sheriff in Robin Hood On Ice.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I was pencilled as a merry man but now I'm not so merry.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28BTW, what are we doing here?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Nothing. Say "cheese".
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Cheese!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You broke the teapot Dede and I made.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36When I say Dede and I, I mean Dede.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38No fair!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Why don't you just tell her the truth?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Brilliant, Kitkat, I will.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Albeit, a Sadie Jenkins version of the truth.- Which would be a lie.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Naturally. But not a big one.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51I'll think up a simple believable fib to tie it all up very subtly.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55OMG, Deeds, you will not believe what just happened.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58My house was just hit by a lean, mean, burgling machine.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59I'm not kidding!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01He tore this place to pieces.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06He was a cold-blooded bounty hunter with a keen appreciation of...
0:07:06 > 0:07:10pottery. That's why he stole your teapot, I'm guessing. Uh-huh.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Mm-hm.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Great, fine, bye.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let me see if I can translate.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Dede's coming over here to the crime scene...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22But we don't have a crime scene.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Duh, that's exactly what I just said.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30HE PUMPS AIR
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- But aren't you Dominic Astor, the Olympic badminton player?- Nah!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Nah.- It's just with the hair and everything.
0:07:38 > 0:07:44I am absolutely, totally and utterly in love with Dominic.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Gotcha.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Of course I'm Dominic, the Dom Dommy - the Dom-Dom, to my chums.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- He's a Dom-Dom all right.- No way!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I saw your last match in Beijing.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You totally trashed that Canadian.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Aah! Aah ha-ha-ha!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06So, why are you working here?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yes, tell me. Why are you working here?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Dommy?- Er...
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Just helping out my old daddy, aren't I?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Please, not one date cos of this.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Golly, you are, like, beyond sweet.
0:08:22 > 0:08:28Finding time to work in this smelly little place just to help
0:08:28 > 0:08:30your decrepit old father.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35I know this is going to sound a bit crazy, but would you even consider
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- going out on a date with me?- Er...
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Maybe.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh. Call me.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Hermione.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Hoggy for short.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Yes. Who said this haircut didn't suit me? I've got a date.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Er, correction, Dominic has got a date.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You can't play badminton. You can't even play a mechanic.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I can play badminton. It's the one with the horses, right?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11HE SNORES
0:09:15 > 0:09:18This is not my idea of fun.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21But you said we could do what I wanted to do today.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Reading, relaxing and eating fine food? How old are you, 150?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I want adventure, I want excitement, I want a challenge.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, and I want someone to pick my nose for me,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35but we can't all get what we want, can we?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So sit down, chillax and button it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- But...- I said button it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Sass, you're acting like a loonbag!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Correction! You are a loonbag! What are you doing?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57We have three minutes and 20 seconds to make a crime scene.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Otherwise Deeds realises I lied and makes me stay up all night
0:10:01 > 0:10:06rebuilding that stupid teapot, ruining my slumbover party!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Bubba Nougat?!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11To be a criminal, you've got to act criminal. Now, wreck something.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- But I just had these buffed.- Well, it's time to get your hands dirty.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Are you tough or are you Toughie McTough?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I feel a devious laugh coming on.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- SPANISH ACCENT: - Hi, I'm a man on the edge.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37A renegade on the run.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38I thought the Sheriff was from Nottingham?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Erm, yeah, via Barcelona.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Cool.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Stop!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Even the sheriff wouldn't wreck a good kitten heel.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54DOORBELL
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Dede! I'll take care of the teapot, you go get her.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Dede's going to kill me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Do I have to? Take that as a yes.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11OMG. This place is trash.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14But the burglar didn't actually get down here.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19We've been burgled!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21This house was hit?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Result! Adventure, excitement
0:11:23 > 0:11:26and a challenge have literally come knocking on our door.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Put down the fine food, Jakie boy, we've got a crime to solve.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Ah, your dinner's in the dog.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Nice to see you've come back all dressed ready for work.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oi, I'm dressed for my date.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44This is pro badminton gear.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46What do you reckon?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Charming.- Hey, Dom-Dom.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Hey, Dom-Dom's daddy.- Hey, Hoggy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I've told everyone about our date.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You're in your whites.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Please show me your signature under-hand drop shot.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Pretty please with extra sprinkles of Hermione on top?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Er, my signature shot...
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Oh, yes. Please do it. We'd all love to see it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Sorry, can't do it without a ball.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15You mean shuttlecock.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- Ha ha.- Of course.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27Us badmintonians like to call it a ball. Inside joke, you see.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Wowee! You aren't even looking.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43You could play blindfolded and still win.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Well, I don't like to brag but,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49yes, yes, I could.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Shall we shuttle our way out of here?- Toodle-oo. Enjoy.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I just run the business.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Oh. Spanner?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You're better than him.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Yes, you are. - There you are. What are you doing?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12We've got a crime to solve and you're just lying around.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- A-ha! That's what you think.- Ya-huh.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- I'm doing research.- What?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20"How to be a slob?"
0:13:20 > 0:13:23No. I'm watching all the classic detective shows.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Inspector Morse, A Touch Of Frost, Scooby-Doo.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Inspector Morse?- And my investigations have led me to deduce
0:13:31 > 0:13:34that they've all got one thing in common.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Doughnuts.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Jake!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You're a genius.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Let me see the crime scene.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49OMG.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I know!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- I mean I feel robbed.- Literally!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57My one brave hope is the slumbover.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59They can't take that away from me!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Are you sure you're up to it?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04You kidding? Soft drinks followed by pizza in the kitchen and then
0:14:04 > 0:14:07a chick-flick sandwich with a bromance in the middle back up here.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- What do you reckon?- Weird.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14All the broken glass is on the outside.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Er, so, peeps, marshmallows or candy floss for the midnight feast?
0:14:17 > 0:14:23I eat man-wiches, with beef tomatoes and doorstops for bread.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- No crisps.- The burglar went to all this trouble
0:14:26 > 0:14:30and only would up with our Trembler Teapot T-2000?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Er, that's because I disturbed him.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- You saw him?- Uh-huh.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40He was enormous. We're talking two men, practically a gang in one.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I did everything I could to protect that teapot.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- But he was unstoppable.- Look what he did to Bubba Nougat!- He's ruthless!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And toothless! He was just a wall of gums and a baseball cap.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53What did the police say?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Erm, nothing. They didn't even come round.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Not worth their time and energy, apparently.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03What is the world coming to, eh?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- So anyway, Slumbover Central here we come!- Hang on.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I know what's going on here.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You do?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- This is post-traumatic stress. - They were in X Factor, weren't they?
0:15:14 > 0:15:20You're nervous, you're fidgeting, you're babbling about the slumbover.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Don't you understand? You've had a very difficult experience, Sass.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28What you need is a nice cup of hot chocolate and a sit down.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I do? I mean yeah, I do.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Kit, you take Sass downstairs and put the kettle on.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- I'll tidy up in here. - SHE WHIMPERS
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Don't you worry about a thing.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44This slumberover is going to be slumber-nificent.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Seriously, Deeds, don't do the made-up-words thing.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57OK, chief, run down the profile for me again.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02Well, guv, word on the street is that most burglars are 16 to 37,
0:16:02 > 0:16:06male, with mean, beady eyes and a cauliflower ear. Kind of like this.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09But with a nose. I can't draw them.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I hear what you're saying, Jake, but my gut says that this creep knew
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Sadie had the teapot in her bedroom.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19My gut says that this is someone we know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Now, either my gut is right
0:16:21 > 0:16:23or these doughnuts are dodgy.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Someone we know...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Like Kit.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Who's doing salsa jazz.- Dede!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30She would have cracked by now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- What about Sadie? A double bluff, perhaps.- Don't even go there.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37She's perfection.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I mean no motive. Steve?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Airtight alibi. He's my dad.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Well, that only leaves Keith and Roger.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Well, it's obvious, innit?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51No-one leaves this room until you fess up, fuzz face!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54We know where you live!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay! Get in! Result!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00This is slumber-licious. Top-tastic.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Fun in a bun with cherries on top.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06The Jakester pulls it off!
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Am I a terrible person,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10letting my friend tidy up while I do the conga down here?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Dede loves to clean.- You're right.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15PHONE RINGS
0:17:15 > 0:17:20So, it's all over town that your house got turned over.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25You know Chantel has a phobia of burglars since she got burgled?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29So I thought I might have the slumbover at mine.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31No! No, you can't, because, erm...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I'm thinking. ..because, erm...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Still thinking. Got it!
0:17:36 > 0:17:41We haven't had a burglar in the house, we've had a builder here.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Go on...
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I'm, erm, having my bedroom remodelled.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48No!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I had the manicure bar in the corner and the juke box on the bed!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Anyway, got to go. Slumbover to plan. See you in...
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Blimey, 30 minutes?!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59OMG, Kit, we've got to start planning this slumbover right now!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01That fountain mountain won't fill itself.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05No can do, girlfriend. The Kit-Kat has his first sheriff audition in...
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Blimey, 30 minutes?!- But Kit, with my superior delegation skills
0:18:10 > 0:18:13and your brilliance at making fairy cakes, we'll be done in no time.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Look, sister, that was the old Kit.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm a bad boy now. This guy don't do slumbovers no more, fo' sure, fool.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Wow, you could play the sheriff!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I didn't overdo it with the "fool"?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- No, that was a lovely touch. - Thanks. See you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29But, Kit, I need you!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33So does Robin Hood On Ice.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Such a shame about the teapot, Roger.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41There's no way I'd be able to rebuild it in time for tomorrow.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I can't even remember the design for the second spout.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48It's true. I don't know if it was concave or convex.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Or split-lipped or curved.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Roger, I'm serious.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Where did you find this?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06She didn't?! She did! She broke my teapot!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10No. She wouldn't. She couldn't.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14There was a burglar, wasn't there, Roger? Please say yes.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Hmm...
0:19:24 > 0:19:29OK, first rule of surveillance - don't alert the suspect.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31PHONE RINGS
0:19:34 > 0:19:36PHONE RINGS
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Dominic Astor speaking. Hi, Hoggy.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43He's using a fake name! Only criminals use fake names.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, yes, I finish at seven.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Why don't you swing by?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Cheerio.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54His hair!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55THEY GASP
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Guv?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59We got a match.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- We need six goodie bags and a megamix for the MP3 player.- Done it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- 12 pillows and a duvet?- On it.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10We've only got cheesy Chinese nacho balls, and Jo is lactose intolerant.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12One sniff of a Cheddar slice and she inflates like a blowfish.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Relax, Sass, it's going to be fine. You've got it all under control.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20And besides, these are just satellite attractions orbiting
0:20:20 > 0:20:25the main star, your chocalicious marshmallow fountain mountain!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Where is it?!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, no. You've been burgled. Again.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Don't be ridiculous, Danny and Jake just probably moved it.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Their body mass index wouldn't support a third of its weight.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Not that I picked it up or anything. - Then where the fizzy pop is it?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Obvious. Your burglar's come back.
0:20:44 > 0:20:4877% of 43% of studies show that 96% of burglars return
0:20:48 > 0:20:51within a 24-hour window of their first crime.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- I've heard.- But I was never b...
0:20:54 > 0:21:00- Yes?- I was never believing in those statistics before.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05But now you say it, I probably was burgled, erm, again.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07OK, let's lock this crime scene down and call the police.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- The police?!- Yuh-huh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:15Now you've got a serial burglar it's way more serious.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16DOORBELL
0:21:16 > 0:21:19The guests are here! We'll shove a chocolate bar on the radiator.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20They'll never know the difference.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- OK, I'll just tell them about the burglary.- What?!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27It's a dangerous crime scene, Sass. They have the right to know.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29And besides, doesn't Chantel
0:21:29 > 0:21:33have a fear of burglars since she got burgled? I'll get the door.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36No! This slumber ship is going down!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Everybody grab a lifeboat! Deeds, it's my fault, OK?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Don't blame yourself. You're the victim in this situation.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46No, you're the victim. I had plans for my slumbover,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48and then you asked me to dry a teapot.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I was, like, "Slow speed? Nuh-uh, turbo speed." And then it smashed.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53- I know. - And I faked it in a burglary.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- I know!- And now there's been a real burglary!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58No.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Uh-oh.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Deeds, I'm so sorry. I swear I'll make it up to you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I'll do anything, as long as I can have this slumbover.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Chantel and Chloe will destroy me if I pull out now.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Absolutely anything!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Anything?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hey. I'm Dominic.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Call me Dom-Dom.- More like Dum-Dum.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Wow!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You look... Wow.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40And she's ruined it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I've got a surprise for you.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I'm taking to meet Mummy, Papa and my sister Bun-Bun.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Bun-Bun?- It's short for Marigold.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Of course it is. - You want me to meet your folks?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Mm-hm! I think you're a keeper.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You can keep me, all right.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- Thank you, haircut! - Does Dommy want a Hoggy huggy?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03< YELLS
0:23:04 > 0:23:10- Busted! He's a teapot thief! - Dominic Astor is a teapot thief?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- I'm not a teapot thief! - You're not Dominic Astor!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15You're not Dominic Astor?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Yes, I...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I never thrashed that Canadian.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I never played in Beijing. I don't even know what Beijing is.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30I was just going through a dry phase because of my nan cut.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33And then you came along and turned it all around, and I just thought
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Keith wasn't good enough for you, so I pretended to be Dominic.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41If you could just give me a chance, you might get to know the real me.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45And I might not be able to play badminton, but I'm a keeper.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Can you play ping-pong?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Polo?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Petanque?- Oh, yes, I love that!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55She means petanque, not Ker-plunk.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03I'm very sorry, Keith, but if you can't handle a mallet,
0:24:03 > 0:24:08a racket or a saddle, I'm afraid it can never be.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12So let me get this straight.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15You're not Dominic Astor.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19You didn't burgle this house.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21And your nan cut your hair?!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, obviously, it's an open-and-shut case, Jakey boy.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27The dog did it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Right. But there's still one thing I don't get.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What's petanque?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Not yet. We're still on the spouts.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45We also need to get the engine running, the aerial in place and
0:24:45 > 0:24:48the second spout fixed if I'm going to pitch to the Dragons tomorrow.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Deeds...!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53What? You said anything.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Right, that's it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58This isn't slumber-licious, it's a snooze fest.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Come on, Chantel, let's split. No!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06No... Yes. This is the lamest slumbover ever, jinxster.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Are you kidding? This teapot rocks!
0:25:08 > 0:25:14I haven't had so much fun since Fantasia's crossword party.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Totally!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I was just, er, kidding!
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Get in!
0:25:20 > 0:25:26Come on, guys, T minus ten hours until the Dragons' Den deadline.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Nobody move! Loot on the table. I mean business!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32THEY SCREAM
0:25:39 > 0:25:44# And maybe now I can finally let this go
0:25:44 > 0:25:47# I can finally let you know
0:25:47 > 0:25:52# Cos I'm not afraid to fall... #
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Life is so unfair.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# If you're the one who catches me
0:25:56 > 0:25:59# Tell me that you'll be there
0:26:02 > 0:26:08# I'm about to lose it all Cos you're the one who helps me see
0:26:08 > 0:26:13# That sometimes it's OK to fall
0:26:14 > 0:26:19# Sometimes it's OK to fall... #
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oops.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Yeuch.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46And so the Trembler Teapot T-2000 will revolutionise the tea drinking
0:26:46 > 0:26:48of old ladies all over the world.
0:26:48 > 0:26:54That's why I need just £40,000 for a 15% stake in my business, Dede-Sass.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58I'm sure you'll agree that's a watertight investment.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I'll just be off.