0:00:02 > 0:00:04That's why, in 1381, the peasants revolted
0:00:04 > 0:00:07and stormed the Tower of London. Am I right? Am I right?
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Sadie!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10You're so not taking this seriously!
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- You do realise I flunked the last history class quiz?- Flunked?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- You got 99 points.- I want 100!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19You know how I feel about round numbers.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Frank Lampard! The crowd go wild. It's a perfect goal!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27I don't think so. Can't you see we are studying here?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Don't be a spoilsport. We've just signed up for the footie try-outs.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32We're going to be millionaires!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Haven't you seen Panther's new transfer deal?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Its mammoth!- That's why we need your help to up our game.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sorry, Sass can't do that.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Because I'm a super-girlie, fabulicious non-tomboy?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- No, because you've promised to help me today - duh!- OK.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Pass the pillar!- OK, OK.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02What major event occurred in 1154?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Kit Karter got asked to organise the Y Club fair and fashion show.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Actually, I got the job at 11:52.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- But let's not quibble over details. - Fantastic, Kit-Kat!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- I thought trog-face Chloe always did that?- Not any more.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I am now the official Y Club charity fair and fashion show organiser.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Or Y-C-C.F.A.F.S.O, for short. - Catchy.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And I get a blinged-up Bluetooth Britney headset!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Britney?- Bluetooth?- Ya-huh!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28My vision for the day is insane. There'll be shi-shi stalls,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30a gold tombola, a delicious disc competition
0:01:30 > 0:01:34and a frock face-off at the fashion show. I'm literally tingling.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36But Kit, I'd make a perfect designer.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38What does his outfit say to you?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42"This girl has been living with guys all her life."
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, come on. Fashion is in my blood!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Yeah, because Steve's overalls are so chic(!)
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I was talking about my mum. Check these out. All original designs.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Please!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It would have been her dream to have me succeed
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- in something she was so good at. - Don't play the dead-mum card.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06- Please!- OK, fine.- Yes! Go, Sassy. Go, Sassy...
0:02:06 > 0:02:10As long as you swear on the fashion bible that you won't mess up.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I won't let you down, Brownies' honour.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- You got chucked out of the Brownies. - It was a set-up!
0:02:15 > 0:02:21I did not shave off Brown Owl's eyebrows. Well, not both of them.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Kitty-Kat, all you need to know is that nothing
0:02:24 > 0:02:28is going to stop me designing a totally fashiontastic outfit.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# Give me a break
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# They got attitude, kind of cute But when they're in trouble
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Takes a girl to save the day
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I'd love another girl around the place
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Could you be her?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Someone to back me up so I always Have the last word
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# I guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# In a boys' world
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Girl, girl
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Understanding kind and sensitive
0:03:08 > 0:03:09# Don't want gratitude
0:03:09 > 0:03:13# I just don't want to be the only girl
0:03:13 > 0:03:14# In a boys' world. #
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Maybe footie's just not for us.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31As if. Paraldino is my middle name.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33No, it's not. It's Bert.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Something simple's missing, that's all.- Skill.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Talent. Genius. - That's it!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Look. What's Pazza wearing in every one of these pictures?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Earrings?- Panther XLS footie bootie, fudge face.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49If we can them that transfer cash is as good as ours.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- What about hard work and constant training?- Totally overrated.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Watch this.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- So, what do you think?- That you're not going out like that.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, right, then. I'll let you buy me a real pair.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Ha, ha! Dream on.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Take those upstairs to Stella McCartney, will you?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I love you, Steve.- Oh, thanks, mate.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Feeling's not mutual but each to his own, eh? Come on, Roger. Up.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17No, I meant I love that you cannot cook. You're the worst, ever.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Every day is just a... junk food bonanza.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22It's not.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34My mum's always trying to make me eat those... Ugh. ..green thingies.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Vegetables?- Exactly.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40But Danny and Sass, they're so lucky you're rubbish in the kitchen.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Just a minute, sunshine.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I'll have you know, yeah, that I am not rubbish in the kitchen.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I'm a regular Gordon Ramsay when I want to be.- What, shouty and scary?
0:04:48 > 0:04:54No, I mean a top chef. My...fish a la gold is divine.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It's just that Sadie and Danny, they...they won't eat it.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01That's why we've to put up with, on a daily basis,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04this easy-to-cook cheap...muck.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Ah, yes. I could be a real Jamie Oliver. If I was ten years under.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And learned to cook.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Clear the runway.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21I'm ready for a fashiontastic flight of fabuliciousness.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# The glamorous
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Glamorous, glamorous The glamorous
0:05:26 > 0:05:28# Oh, flouncy, flouncy
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Glamorous...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33# The glamorous, glamorous...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I knew I was good. But not this good!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Maybe I'm not so rubbish at this girly stuff, after all.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Can we please get on with my history revision? Argh!- I know, right?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's so faboo, it's frightening.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49It's like I've been possessed by the spirit of...Channel.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Chanel?- And her.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Look, I know I don't know anything about fashion...- Mwah, bless!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Don't worry, Dedes. I'll be your style guru.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01But first I have to give Kit a peek of my design.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03He is going to go bonkalicious!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Ouch. That actually hurt my eyes.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11On three. One, two...
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Oh. I got excited. - Well, you shouldn't have.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18We're not going to buy much with two buttons. And an IOU.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What are we going to do?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23We could make tons of wonga. Please!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27It's for charity. I've only got one stall left.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30All you need to do is get a load of junk together and flog it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Hey presto, instant cash! What do you mean you've got no junk?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Your house is full of it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Hello?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Granny?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Yes?- We'll take that stall off your hands.- Hm. My card.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Y-C-C.F.A.F.S.O. They couldn't fit in the O so it's on the back.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Now, the stall is in a lovely corner spot.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Not much foot traffic and twice the price of the others.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Which I think you'll agree is a plus.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02It's a deal.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05It's also legally binding. BTW, what charity is it for?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Because it has to be for a charity. Snoresville, I know.- Shame.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- It's for Panthers XLS footie... - OMG!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I love big cats. What's wrong with the poor things?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18They've, um, got...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- ..spots.- I've been there myself.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You wouldn't believe the trouble I've had with this T-zone.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Anyway, nice doing business with you, boys. Ciao!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Spotty panthers?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35What are you on about? We want to make money for footie boots.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40And we will, Jakey boy. I just invented a fake charity!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- All the money at the fair goes to us!- But we've got nothing to sell.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47A minor detail.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59# And I love what you do But you know that you're toxic... #
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- You got the Y-C-C.F.A.F.S.O gig? - Guilty.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10- A ha! This is just too good. I love it.- No, you don't!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13You're eaten up with jealousy. You can't believe I stole
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- such a fabulous job from you. - Fabulous?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Did you have a brain fart? Running the fair is hard work.
0:08:18 > 0:08:24- I nearly lost my pinkie hammering down the catwalk.- Lies. All lies!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Excusez-moi! When would you like to go over my vision of the fair?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Vision? What vision?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31My creative vision. Picture it.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35There'll be a gold tombola, shi-shi stalls and a maypole.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I don't know why, but I just love those ribbons.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41The fair and fashion show are nothing to do with vision.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43They're to do with hard work.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Setting out the stalls, getting the best designers,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47building the catwalk.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Watch that pinkie.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'm beginning to wonder if you are tough enough for the job.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55But, but, but!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Have you seen Kit? I need to speak see him about the frock-off.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Please tell me you are doing it, because I will so whoop
0:09:02 > 0:09:04your unfashionable butt.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, really? Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11# Glamorous, the glamorous, glamorous The glamorous... #
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY - O.M.G.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's like Big Bird barfed over a trash bag.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20If that's your design for the fashion show,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22you are going to get roasted.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28- Are you crazy? It's my...uniform for my, er, new job.- What new job?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32At the Chicken Shack, on the high street. Yeah.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36I stand outside singing and dancing about their, um, menu.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Do it. Do it now.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, let's see. How does it go?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46# If you want some drumsticks Come on in
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Fries and sides and onion rings. #
0:09:49 > 0:09:52All soft drinks included, no refills after 6pm. Mm, yummy!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55At least Kit hasn't seen me.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58What in the name of Gaga?!
0:09:58 > 0:10:03If that's your design, my event management career is officially over.
0:10:03 > 0:10:09- O-V-A-R. - This? Don't be ridonkulous!
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Question 62. Why was everyone in England a Christian?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Oh, too easy. It was the law.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Correct, Dedes. Well done. You're so going to get 100.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Why didn't you tell me I looked like a... Like a...
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Diseased bird?- No!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40OK, yeah. I got followed home by a gang of street cats.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43They ate my wing.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Perhaps designing's not my thing after all.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Yeah.- You're supposed to disagree! It's in my genes, remember.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54If my mum could do it, so can I.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I just haven't found my fashion mojo yet, that's all.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Maybe I'll have to coax it out. Like a ferret.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Look, I've got history revision to do.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Are you going to keep on about this all day?- And night.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Fine. Why don't I help you? A problem shared is a problem halved.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Fundamentally, that saying is mathematically flawed.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Ah, you'd do that, for me?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16What do you want?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18OK, here's the deal.
0:11:18 > 0:11:213.5 hours of history revision, 100 questions, zero interruptions.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Kind of like a mock quiz only six times longer.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You're on. Put it there, sister.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32You have seriously been living with boys too long.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Check out our the new sign for our stall, Jakey-boy.
0:11:38 > 0:11:46- Save a spotty panther. The shame of having zits. Well....- I know!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49And look at these. I wrote a handout on the pimply pussycats.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Then I thought words are useless without pictures, so I made these.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56The crowds are going to go cat-crazy at the fair tomorrow!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'm so good, I deserve the robot.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Danny, get a grip. These cats don't exist!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07This is about getting boots, to get on the footie squad,
0:12:07 > 0:12:08to get a transfer deal,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12so we can get rich and I can retire before I've even had a job.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14All right - keep you knickers on.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's not like I'm getting carried away.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Are the spotty cat mugs available on the website?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Ooh!- Get your spatula out, Steve. The kitchen is calling.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Have you been having sherbet dip on your cereal again?- I'm serious.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I was thinking about what you said yesterday
0:12:36 > 0:12:41and I thought, I've got to help Steve. And then I saw this.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44There's a "delicious dish competition" at the fair.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's time for you to come out of the culinary closet
0:12:47 > 0:12:49and show everybody what you can do.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Ah, I... Look, I... I couldn't. - But this is your dream.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- The dream died. - It's for a very worthy cause.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59All proceeds go to the Spotty Panthers Foundation.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- And you want to help them, don't you?- Of course, but...- Brilliant.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08You're going to knock spots off them. Get it? That joke was spot-on.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- I did it again.- I know. - Did you spot that?- Yep.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- I'm on fire! - That's lovely.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14OK, now.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19From my albeit short but in-depth, nay, encyclopaedic research
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I have discovered that fashion is about themes.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- Nautical, fantastical... - Popsicle?- No - that's an ice lolly.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Now, if you were to pick, oh, I don't know, history, as your theme,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33then you would take looks from each era and put them together.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Kind of like....
0:13:40 > 0:13:44..a tabard from medieval England, first used in 1403.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51And an Elizabethan corset, originally made from rope - not whalebone.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53And...
0:13:53 > 0:13:56..a corona from ancient Rome. Corona means light halo.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58See?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Wow - not bad, eh?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Maybe I should enter this jaunty little number myself.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06OK, firstly, don't ever say "jaunty" again and secondly,
0:14:06 > 0:14:10this dress is a blagh, with a capital agh.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- Ah. But you're still going to help me, right?- OK.- Brilliant!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Meet me in half an hour.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I've got to pick up my buzzer from the hardware store.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I've had one made specially. Call me crazy!- You're crazy.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Don't get up. I'm having a career crisis.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Ms V doesn't think I'm tough enough to be the Y-C-C.F.A.F.S.O
0:14:36 > 0:14:40and I'm beginning to agree. BTW, what are you wearing?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Ugh, I know. It's.- So fierce! It should be on a leash.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- OMG, you designed that? - Um....yeah
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Potato-patata! You do have designer genes after all.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54And I don't mean Diesel ones. How did you do it?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I...slaved for hours, stitching...
0:14:58 > 0:15:04..yeah, the stitches, creating the Elizabethan medieval corona.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Yeah, it was all me.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10If Sadie can create that, then the Kit-Kat can beef up and battle on.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Sassy J, you're an inspiration.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19What? Didn't you hear him? I'm an inspiration.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21And a big, fat liar.
0:15:24 > 0:15:31Pestle-ground Peruvian pepper to a soupcon of langoustine stock.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've read clearer Japanese car manuals.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Dad? I'm going to say something to you and I just need you to say "OK."
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- OK?- OK. OK.- No, just OK. - OK!- Right, there you go.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Right, well, um, my friend... Let's call her... Schmadie.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48She really wants to do something,
0:15:48 > 0:15:54but it might involve pretending someone else's...work is hers.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57If she doesn't do it she'll look like a total tweenage loser.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58That's OK, isn't it?
0:15:58 > 0:16:03And does this other someone know what...Schmadie is going to do?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07You were supposed to say "OK"! Although...
0:16:07 > 0:16:11if the other person doesn't know then nobody gets hurt. Result.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Thanks, Dad!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Hang on! That's not what I meant...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21What are you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:28- Danny, we've got 4,000 hits on the website.- Come on!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Yeah, for a charity that doesn't exist.- Chillax.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34This time tomorrow it will all be over - money in the bank,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38boots in the bag, on the brink of an international footballing career.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Yo, Kit-Kat. What's up? - No need for polite chit-chat.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44This is not a social call.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46My cousin, Sonali, heard all about your zitty tigers
0:16:46 > 0:16:48and she wants to do a feature.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- This is bad. This is fraud. We could go to jail!- Relax.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Relax - it's probably just for the local rag.- TV. Newsround?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00I'd skip lunch because the camera adds a least 3Lb. 2.5 in my case.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I think I'm going to be sick.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What do you mean you've got no paper cups in stock?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Is this or is this not Paper Cup World?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Hello? Hello?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43What are you doing? This is not a time for the sitting around.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46All these people here want to set up their stalls next to
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- the spotty panther stall, so what you going to do?- I don't know.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You're the organiser, so organise.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I am warning you, Kitty-Kat,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57you let me down and I crush you to the pulp
0:17:57 > 0:18:02and I take away your Britney Bluetooth boppavicious headset.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Look! It's Justin Bieber!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15OK, so we're agreed.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18If I'm going to pretend I made that dress and not Dede,
0:18:18 > 0:18:23she cannot be at the fashion show, OK? Just nod.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- So we're agreed. I have to put her off.- Sass!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Sh! Here she comes.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Ta and indeed da!- Your new buzzer.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Correct. No points for that answer.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That's what I think of your revision.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not your history quiz slave.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53What are you doing? I helped you with your stupid fashion design thingy.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54- We had a deal.- The deal's off.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Why should I help you when you were no help to me?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I spent ages showing you how to make a dress.
0:18:59 > 0:19:05- Yeah, a rubbish one.- If it's that rubbish, I'll have it back.- I...
0:19:05 > 0:19:08..tore it up. Yes, I couldn't bear to look at that wreck any longer.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Right, that's it.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13As Captain Skylo would say, I'm getting out of this battle
0:19:13 > 0:19:16before someone fires a zingler they can't handle.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Er, fine - don't come to the show tomorrow, then.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23But I never mentioned that... I mean, fine - I won't.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Don't look at me like that.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'll buy her a new buzzer.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55So that's where that went. Thanks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Nice seeing you.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Tell me. What are you doing hiding in there?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I wasn't hiding. I was studying the gear thingy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09- Mm.- You know how much I love these...really shiny objects.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Of course.- And that's why you're a mechanic.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Spill.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20It's nothing, really. It's not like Ms V wants to take away my headset
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and grind me to a pulp.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And all because I can't lift the maypole,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26move the chairs and build the catwalk.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- You mean do hard work? - You say potato, I say potata.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Which is actually what I do best.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Tell me, what are you like with one of these spatulas?
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Enough said.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47How pukka is that, eh?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Just call me Jamie.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Wow, almost as good as chips. - Chips?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- What happened to your pinkies? - Nothing.
0:21:07 > 0:21:13- Not so fast.- Ouch, morning face. - Turning up so early?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I knew you'd leave everything to the last minute.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Do you think I'm stupid?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Don't answer that.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25I am going to mince you like the porker that plumped the sausage.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- But first, give me that head-set. - No! I am ready!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I will be the judge of that.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I was joking, of course.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I said to myself this morning, Venda,
0:21:45 > 0:21:50that Kitty Katten really is the person for the job, and, look,
0:21:50 > 0:21:51you have proved me right
0:21:51 > 0:21:56which is why you can do this job every year from now on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Eh? Eh?- Is that Kit's Pixie Lott pie?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No, now why are you asking?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Cos there's a pastry cutting of Pixie on it.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08He does all the pop princesses.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Anyway, if you're looking for Sash,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14she's already on her way down the wire.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- Oh, right. I suppose she told you we argued?- Can I apologise for her?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I know she's got a way with words... a bit like a sledgehammer.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27I think I might have pushed her over the edge with my quiz obsession.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I mean, what's in one point after rule?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Academic failure, a life full of odd numbers.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Yeah, anyway, look, the fashion show going on,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm sure you can get there.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Moral support and all the rest of it.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You're right, I'll be the bigger person and forgive.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Besides, that will definitely make her feel worse.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I like your style.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Chloe...
0:22:52 > 0:22:53APPLAUSE
0:22:55 > 0:22:57..is 14-and-half.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Her hobbies include ballet, playing the clarinet
0:23:00 > 0:23:02and bare-knuckle fighting.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05This is her first attempt in designing, and doesn't it show?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Watch it, Kit-bag.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Beat that, loser.- With pleasure.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Our next design was created by a very special friend of mine,
0:23:15 > 0:23:19no, not Katie Perry, although we are like that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- You wish.- It's my besty and yours, Sassy J.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- That's my daughter, that is. - That his daughter, that is.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Wow, look at the craftsmanship on that, eh?- Yeah, very crafty.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- But, Dede, you weren't supposed to be here.- Obviously.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49See, she's even runway original.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Bet you never see Kate Moss do that.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Anyway, back with the results in five.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Hey, I'm Sanali, are you Danny or Jake?- Dake, I mean Janny, Jake.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Great stall and what a story.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05We'd like to make it quite personal, if that's OK?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Really get to the heart of what these spotty cats mean to you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- But I... Danny.!- Don't worry, if you need to prep,
0:24:13 > 0:24:14there's plenty of time.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18OK, going live in three, two...
0:24:20 > 0:24:24I'm sure you'll all be buzzed to know that the winner
0:24:24 > 0:24:27of the Frog Face-off is... drum roll, please.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Drum-roll.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Sadie J!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41I don't know what to say. Seriously.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Say thank you.- Thank you.
0:24:43 > 0:24:50But I... I can't accept this. I didn't design the dress.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55I know, it designed itself. Stop being such a humble artiste.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Dede designed it.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I'm so sorry, Deeds, I thought fashion was in my genes,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05not my denim jeans, but my genes genes.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07But it's not.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11I know I can strip an engine in 34 seconds
0:25:11 > 0:25:16and explain the offside rule in even less, but I just...
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I wanted to be like my mum for once.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22That's why I stole the dress, smashed the buzzer,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24and lied and cheated and became the worst friend
0:25:24 > 0:25:27in the whole wide world. All because I can't design.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Well, I can't cook. Kit made my pie.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35There, I've said it now.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39And I can't do hard work. Steve did all this.
0:25:39 > 0:25:45And I can't live a lie any more. Spotty panthers don't exist.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49We took stuff from Danny so we could sell it and buy Panther footy boots.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Going somewhere?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Where is that Kitty Kat? I want that head set.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- I got you a new buzzer. - I don't want it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- It's got three dings and a quack. - I don't need it.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Because...
0:26:19 > 0:26:23I got 100 points in the history quiz! Check me out, dude.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27OK, firstly, don't ever say dude again.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31And secondly, I thought you were still furious about the dress?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Not about the dress, about the lying, you could have just asked to use it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38So, I made a total bomb face of myself in public for nothing?
0:26:38 > 0:26:39You're missing the point.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Squeeze me, but you are missing the point, Lady.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Nah, you are.- You are.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- You are.- You are.- You are.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Don't worry, Britney, Daddy will never give you up, never.
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