0:00:02 > 0:00:05Bad news, guys, we're out of Frostybix.
0:00:05 > 0:00:10- Does anybody want a Mr Buggles breakfast?- No!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Oh, Mr Buggles, fancy seeing you here.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Oh, it's OK, Steve, I had to come.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I hear it's somebody's birthday party soon.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Yeah, and you're not invited, felt features.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Easy, he can hear you.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Do you think he's made of foam?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh, it's OK, Stevo, I've got it covered.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Look, Buggles, I know we've been through a lot together -
0:00:31 > 0:00:34the foam party, the bouncy castle...
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Good times.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40But I'm going to be 13 this year, so if I have a party, it's got to be
0:00:40 > 0:00:42partylicious, so you're not invited.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Look, Sads,
0:00:44 > 0:00:50any party that me and Mr B organise is going to be partylicious.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Now, you can call me old school...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Not old school, you're just old. - Am not.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Don't you get it? 13 is the new 18.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm not playing guess the engine noise
0:01:00 > 0:01:02with your hand up a toy car's bottom.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Brrrum!- Not playing.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Look, Sads, once we organise it, I know you're going to love it.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Isn't that right, Mr B?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, yes.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14One more word and the puppet gets it.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I don't want a Buggles and Stevo party, OK?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24# Could somebody tell me
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Why I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Give me a break
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# They've got attitude, kinda cute
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# But when they're in trouble
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Takes a girl to save the day
0:01:37 > 0:01:40# I'd love another girl around the place
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- # Just to be her - Someone to back me up so I always
0:01:44 > 0:01:45# Have the last word
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# In a boys' world
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Girl
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# In a boys' world
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive
0:01:57 > 0:01:58# Mental attitude
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Understanding, kind and sensitive
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- # With some more attitude - I just don't want to be the only girl
0:02:04 > 0:02:07# In a boys' world. #
0:02:07 > 0:02:11OMG, where's the crystal meteorite?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Where's Gaga? You said she'd parachuted in?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Sorry, guys, I just had to get you here. I really need your advice.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Drop 10 lbs and get hair implants.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22About Sadie's birthday.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Now, I don't know if you know, but I used to do all her parties.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Duh, we were at them.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Right. You know, I couldn't put a foot wrong then,
0:02:32 > 0:02:37unlike now. I'm determined to prove that her old dad is not so old,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40that's why I want you two to help me organise a surprise party.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- High-five, partner! - Sorry, Steve, we need to huddle.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We never huddle!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Sadie doesn't want a party.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Correction, she doesn't want a Stevo and Buggles party.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Are you seriously going to leave your BFF's B-day to that man?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01All right.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02OK, we're in.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Great. Where do we start, partner?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Steve, buddy, get with the programme.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12If we do this, we do it without you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15But you can have regular updates.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19We'll send you, er...party e-mails.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You mean p-mails?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Don't push it, puppet.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31OK, as chief surprise party planner,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm sure that no Sadie J birthday would be complete
0:03:34 > 0:03:38without at least three glitter balls and a Katie Perry impersonator.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I give you...Sa-Disco!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- That is totally fizzog.- Thanks!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Fizzog is Zingon speak, for stupid.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Who are you calling stupid, stupid?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54That's English for stupid.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57As chief EXECUTIVE surprise party planner,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01I think the only way to go is to the stars.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're speaking my language.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Who was you thinking? Pixie Lott? George Sampson? The brothers Jonii?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09The actual stars,
0:04:09 > 0:04:14with a space rage. After all, Sadie loves space cargo.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Nah-ah, she USED to.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Didn't you get the memo? She grew up.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Just admit it, this is totally all for you, galaxy girl.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Me?! Everyone knows it's your dream to ride a disco ball, dancing boy!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31True. It's Sadie!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41OK, guys, what are you up to?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You never hang out without me.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Ex-squeeze me, Jenkster! The world doesn't revolve around you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I know what's going on here. You're being secretive.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You were in the garage with my dad.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57There's only one explanation, you're...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Busted! Planning your surprise birthday party.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Kit!- I was going to say you'd formed a Sugababes tribute band,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05but that makes the way more sense.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Nice one, dufus!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Please don't tell Steve.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12No probsicles, what party?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I don't even know what you're doing.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I won't interfere at all.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Awesomondo, I get to plan my own surprise party!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Check out my surprised face.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oops.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Danny, you up there?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Sure am, I've got everything covered for the gameathon.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We won't have to move for six hours straight,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- unless you need to tinkle, in which case you're a wuss.- All right?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46(Don't...move.)
0:05:46 > 0:05:49You've been followed up here by a girl!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Relax, I've got it covered... - Danny, this is Imogen.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm his girlfriend.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59We're going steady.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02HE LAUGHS
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yeah, right! Close the door on your way out.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Come on, Jake, that ninja warlord's butt won't kick itself.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ninja warlord? That's, like, so year five.
0:06:19 > 0:06:25Why don't you go and play pinky pony club with your own friends.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Killer zombie dog is my favourite.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I just love it when they go rabid and foam at the mouth.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Lavender drop?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37But you hate lavender drops!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Not any more.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44But, but... This tree house ain't big enough for the both of us.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Close the door on your way out.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Right, guys, I am not here.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57OK, Deeds,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00here's version 2.0 of Sadie's surprise party.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I've taken my best bits and added your least worst.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05You what?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Is there a problem?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09No problem at all. Wouldn't change a thing,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12except maybe...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14This strobe light has to go.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17And the periodic table twister is a total no-no.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I think we can live without the Kylie cupcakes, the tofu telescopes
0:07:21 > 0:07:25and the life-size inflatable Stephen Hawking.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- But that kind of leaves...- Nothing.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Don't be ridiculous.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34We could have a cupcake mountain, a karaoke DJ,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37a pizza pig-out buffet.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39BOTH: Cool.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Well, don't just sit there.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42We've got my surprise party to plan.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49And what's this?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53My B-day bash. Kit and Deeds have booked this place for Friday.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55THIS Friday?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yah-ha, it's going to be faboosh.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's one word for it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04See, your 13th birthday sets the tone for the rest of your teens.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06My friend Chennae had a hop-hop happening.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It was so fine, even Jay-Z sent a hologram.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Overnight, she went from D list to borderline A.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13But, if you want to stick
0:08:13 > 0:08:19with Kit and Dede and your square party, good luck.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Ta-daa! - We got everything you asked for.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- So, what do you think?- You're fired.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Guys! Come on! Guys, I can explain.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, don't look at me like that.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44What if it was YOUR birthday?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Fine! I'll make it up to them.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50After I've seen Chloe...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# In New York
0:08:53 > 0:08:57# Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
0:08:57 > 0:08:58# There's nothing you... #
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ooh.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ow!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09All right, mate? I thought you were going to the cinema.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I was. But Tanya got the huffs and stomped off.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I told you that Lunatic Werewolf 3
0:09:14 > 0:09:17wasn't everybody's idea of a date movie.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19It wasn't that.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23She got the hump because they thought I was too young to see it.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24It's only a 15.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- That's the curse of those boyish good looks.- Tell me about it.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Perfect skin and a full head of hair ain't all it's cracked up to be.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Here...
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- What? - You enjoy it while it lasts, mate.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Not so long ago, I was a hunk with a curly mullet and dreams.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Now Sadie thinks I'm too ancient
0:09:45 > 0:09:47to organise a birthday party for her.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Me, too old.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51As if, eh?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52- Steve?- Yeah?
0:09:52 > 0:09:57- Are you walking backwards or is your hat the wrong way round?- Just...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, forget it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05We've got a serious problem here. If it happens again, Tanya will dump me.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06What am I going to do?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Man up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Or failing that, you could always take her to a cartoon.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hey!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28So, what can I get you?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30A cheeseburger, double-ubble fries,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32chaka-lacka shake, tutti-frutti pie,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34and someone to rescue my surprise party.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35What was that?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37A cheeseburger with...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- I got that part. - Someone to rescue my surprise party.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I had to fire Kit and Deeds, so, like, have you got any ideas?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Off the top of my head, I'm thinking a totally 13th birthday party,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50punky princess, twisted tiaras, posters of you
0:10:50 > 0:10:54looking fierce on the walls, guest-list and pop shots on the door,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and of course br-invites.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02A bracelet that's an invitation - that's obviously a basic part-ay.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Obviously basic, yeah.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- If you want to go even cooler... - Cooler?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11How it is that even possible?!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Of course I want to go cooler.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I don't want a basic part-ay.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17I want the works,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21cos I'm C to the oo-l, S to the A to the D-I-E, that's me.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23TEARING
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, no! Where's all our stuff gone?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38We've been pinkified!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41What's that smell?!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Air freshener. We tidied up.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Why? It took us ages to get it that dirty.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50The mess was putting me off ninja warlord.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57You played ninja warlord with her?!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Ninja warlord is OUR thing, it belongs to us. Jake and Danny.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Janny.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05We've got the highest score. Nothing changes that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- TELEVISION:- New high score.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Looks like we just have.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Beginner's luck.- Don't make excuses, Jakey baby, we're good together.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16So is cornflakes and ketchup,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19but too much of it just makes you feel sick.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Look, Jake, she may be good with a console,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25but can she slam dunk a ball?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Three points.- Lucky shot.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Can she throw a dart?
0:12:37 > 0:12:43- Bullseye.- Yeah, well, I bet you she can't do armpit farts.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Fr-r-rt!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Call that an armpit fart?
0:12:46 > 0:12:50FR-R-R-RT!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Bring it. Anything you can do, Imogen can do better.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Look, Jake, this is the Danster you're talking to.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Now, it's either her or me.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Well, when you put it like that, there's no contest.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09See ya.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Jake!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I hate pink!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- It's Steve.- Give it to me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I'm going to trash that Sadie so much she's going to feel
0:13:27 > 0:13:30like Trashy McTrash-Trash on trash day at the dump.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I'd better handle this.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Hi, Steve.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40- Hey, Deedster, no calls, no p-mails, what gives?- Deedster?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I have had a great idea for getting Mr Buggles back into the party.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48What about M-Bugz the Buster?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I've pimped him up, and he's ready to roll.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53He's acting really weird.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Stevo is well on his way to proving to Sadie that he's not
0:13:57 > 0:13:59too past it to organise a partylicious party.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Oh, yeah, you know what the best thing is? She hasn't got a clue.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Can't wait to see her face.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- So, how's it going?- Um...
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Great, it'll be incredible. I'll p-mail you. Bye!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Hang on a minute, Sadie dumped us for the Trog monster.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I couldn't do it, OK?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20If anyone's going to have to break it to him,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23and break his heart, it should be Sadie herself.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You know best, "Deedster".
0:14:31 > 0:14:33OK, so that's the red carpet,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35the boy band and the bouncer on the door.
0:14:35 > 0:14:41So that's the purple carpet, the rap duo and two bouncers on the door?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43The cooler version?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46BTW, you're not blowing these up big enough.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And are we thinking gold or silver straws for the drinks?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Red, with like diamanti stuck on the top, so they look really stylish.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Just like Chezzer would.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00We're so alike.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Yeah, I bet her bedroom's just like this.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09OK, lastly, how big do you want the VIP section to be? Bear in mind,
0:15:09 > 0:15:13my friend Kendra went small, and now she lives on a farm in Wales.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Beyond big. Never mind "section", this is a Sadie J event.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21So the whole party should be off-limits to non-VIPs?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Exactly. - Cool, that's just what I wanted.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Uh... I mean, just what you deserve.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30OK, I think we're done here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- I should go!- Yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Oh!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Quit with the creeping around already!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- You'll scare a girl to death! - Here's hoping.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Hi, guys, nice hat. Love the glasses. Is that a new calculator?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Quit with the flannelling.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59OK, fine. I'm sorry, all right?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03But I had to step up my game and bring in the big guns. AKA, Chloe.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Are you saying we didn't have enough ammo for your B-day bash?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Not necessarily. But Chloe...has come up with this.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15OMG, I love it, you're forgiven!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Aren't we all forgetting something here? Who's going to break it
0:16:20 > 0:16:23to Steve that you're planning your OWN surprise party?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Chillaxio, just focus on finding two partylicious outfits
0:16:26 > 0:16:29for my totally 13 B-day bash.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'll take care of Dad.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38So, what do you think?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41The mummy returns?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- I cut myself shaving.- Really?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- What's your blood type, crayon?- No.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Felt tip pen. Works a treat with that whole age thing.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I even had to pay full fare on the bus this morning.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Whoopeedoo(!)- Dad!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Hi, Sas, how are you? Cleaning a carburettor,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07wasn't wrapping a present or anything...
0:17:07 > 0:17:09OK, stop.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- What's this?- A br-invite.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17A bracelet that's an invite to my totally 13 birthday party.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19But we haven't organised anything.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Enough. I know about the surprise party, OK?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- You what?- See, I busted Kit and Dedes because they're
0:17:24 > 0:17:26so bad at keeping secrets,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29but their plans for a mega disco leaves a little space track.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31So I fired them. You're fired.
0:17:31 > 0:17:37Chloe said, without a faboosh party, we'd end up on a farm in Wales.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39That's not an option, what with your hay fever
0:17:39 > 0:17:41and Keith's sheep phobia.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44So now, I'm organising my surprise party.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Check out my surprise face.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's going to be awesome.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52VIPs only, and fake paps!
0:17:53 > 0:17:58Oh, what d'you mean VIPs and fake paps? I don't like the sound of this.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59I can understand
0:17:59 > 0:18:02you not wanting me and Bugster on board, but firing your friends?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Well, I had to, how else was I going to get from D list to borderline A?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10What's happened to you? This isn't the party I want my daughter to have.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Fine, then don't come.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14In fact, you're banned from coming.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Sorry, Dad.- You can't ban me from my own daughter's birthday party.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I just have.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Hey, Lizzie, just calling to let you know
0:18:27 > 0:18:29that my fabulously 14 party is back on tonight.
0:18:29 > 0:18:35Yeah, huh, some loser booked it before me, but I'm taking care of it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39She hasn't got a clue. Awesome, I'll put you down for two.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Kit, did you hear that?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Ya-hah! Now I can't decide which party to go to - Chloe's or Sadie's.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Duh! They're the same one.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Problem solved!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Now, be honest, can I rock the disco on my look or not? Agh!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I'll see you there. Ciao!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Sadie, there's something we have to tell you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Awesome, that's just in time! Check out my totally 13 party guest list!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14This party is going to be rammed to the jam
0:19:14 > 0:19:16with every cool kid in school.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19But you don't know any cool kids.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I will by the end of tonight. They all said yes.- Sadie, stop.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Can't you see what's going on here?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Chloe's just using you to get the Y for her fabulous 14 party.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's her B-day, too.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31That is total rubbish.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Oh, really? Why else would all these cool kids be coming?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38They're not going to be there for you.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You know, guys, you're as bad as my dad.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44You can't bear it that I'm going to get the birthday party I deserve.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49Well, if you can't accept that, maybe you shouldn't come, either.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Fine!- Fine.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55But I bought this especially.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Fine.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Well, don't look at me like that.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I haven't decided whether YOU can come yet.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04So why did you ask us here?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Well, mate...- He's not your mate, he's my boyfriend.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Why did you ask us to come up here?
0:20:09 > 0:20:15Oh, I just wanted to introduce you to my new girlfriend.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Hi, I'm Isabelle.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24But you can call me Izzy, IF I like you.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Izzy slam dunks like LeBron, plays midfield at elite level, and...
0:20:29 > 0:20:33FR-R-R-R-R-RT!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36..reaches 10 decibels, with her armpit farts.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Who's up for a four-way game of killer zombie dogs,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43couple versus couple?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Don't even go there, don't even go NEAR there.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Well, come on, then, when are you going to go there?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11This felt-tip tissue is a nightmare.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Curse these manly good looks.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I got in to see Lunatic Werewolf 3 this time.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I had to pay for an adult ticket, which meant I couldn't afford
0:21:20 > 0:21:25the kids' popcorn puzzle box and a super slurpy slush pop.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I can't afford to grow up yet!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29In fact,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I don't WANT to grow up yet.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's going to happen, all right?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36One day you'll come in and say to me,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39"Steve, I'm grown up, I want to get my spanner and hit the road."
0:21:39 > 0:21:41And you know what?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44That's fine, I ain't going to stop you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Because I've got to accept that people grow up.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Go if you want, go on.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Grow up, be free, off you go.- What?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'm not going anywhere.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I'm here until I'm as old and grey and decrepit as you are, boss.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Thanks, Keith.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04That makes me feel a lot better(!)
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You guys are rubbish.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Want to go shoot some pool?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Too right, this place stinks. - Of losers!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19That was so good.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20It deserves a single lady.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# All the single ladies all the single ladies
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# All the single ladies all the single ladies
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# All the single ladies all the single ladies. #
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Losers!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Are you OK, man?- Yep.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- We were never serious.- No.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Ninja warlord? - Thought you'd never ask.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56# Happy birthday to me,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58# Happy birthday to me... #
0:22:58 > 0:22:59This is it.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02This is where you enter the big league, Jenkster.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07OK, so I let down Kit and Dede.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11And Dad.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12And Mr Buggles.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16But they'll get over it. Goodbye, D list, hello, borderline A list.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Sorry, sir, I'm just going into the party.- I'm a woman.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23And you ain't going nowhere without a br-invite.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I don't really need a br-invite,
0:23:25 > 0:23:29considering it's my totally 13 party.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32All mine, no party without me!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I don't think so.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Just ask Chloe Denee. Go on, ask her. Miss Denee is busy.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Now, don't make me call Candy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ooh, Candy, ooh, I'm so scared! Not!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Ms V, you've got to help me!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I'm sorry, my pathetic little schnoodle, I'm already late.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Why? What for?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Chloe's fabulously 14 part-ay.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08See you there. Hello, Candy.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Chloe, hey, Chloe!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16For some reason, they think it's your B-day bash, and not mine.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17What are they like?!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Go on. Tell them the score.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Sure.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Never seen her before in my life.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Nobody, but nobody makes a fool out of Sadie J.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34She's more than capable of doing that herself.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Agh! It's my party!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Now, I knew how I was going to get up here,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48but I haven't a clue how I'm going to get down!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You can't come in here, you rabble...!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02'Have you had an accident...'
0:25:02 > 0:25:05'..driving a milk float across the Gobi desert...?'
0:25:05 > 0:25:07DOOR OPENS
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ah, that must have been some party!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- It was a disaster. - Come on, it can't have been that bad.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19How many people do you know spend an entire week planning their
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- own surprise party and don't even get to go?- Yeah, that's pretty bad.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27the worst thing is that I dis-invited you and Kit
0:25:27 > 0:25:31and Dede, and everyone that really matters to me. I just ran away
0:25:31 > 0:25:33with the idea of having the coolest party in history
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- and ended up doing the uncoolest thing ever.- Come on.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41On the plus side, I did take down Candy.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Eventually.- That's good.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Who's Candy?- Erm, no-one.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50So what do you want to do? We've still got four hours left
0:25:50 > 0:25:55- of my worst birthday ever. - Relax. I've got it covered.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06ALL: Surprise!
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Aaagh!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11- Again, again, again.- Oh, no!
0:26:11 > 0:26:16- Let's blow these candles out before they start a fire, yeah?- Make a wish.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Hey! What was it?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24I wished that my BFFs would forgive me for being such a mammoth idiot.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Er, what is this, a Disney movie?!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Stop being so schmaltzy and make a proper wish, Jenkster.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34OK, I wish for an incredibly expensive pair of designer shoes.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36No way!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41So, are we cool?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45We're cool. Nice headlights.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49OK, let's party!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18So, Chloe, how did your fabulous 14 party go?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20It didn't, OK?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Oh, really, how come? Nothing to do with the fact that...
0:27:24 > 0:27:27'All hell broke loose at the Y Diner last night
0:27:27 > 0:27:30'after the security team were compromised at a private party
0:27:30 > 0:27:32'and 200 kids ran riot.'
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Chloe? >
0:27:34 > 0:27:37You haven't seen me, right?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Chloe?!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42ALL: She's here!