0:00:02 > 0:00:06Yes, I'm here. Here! Yes, I'm here! Dedes, where are you?
0:00:06 > 0:00:11Sadie, what is the best thing that could ever happen in the Y Diner?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Just tell me because I have a very long list
0:00:13 > 0:00:15of best ever things that could happen.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Space Cargo fan fanatics are holding their annual convention right here.
0:00:19 > 0:00:24- And that's not on it.- But, Sadie, there'll be 3D holograms
0:00:24 > 0:00:27of Zingon sky fighters, you have to come.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Holograms. Brilliant, I'm in.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Yay! It'll be just like old times.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Flug.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Crazy days. Shake?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38One organic soya wheatgrass special coming up.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Newsflash! I'm beyond excited!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Guess who's been nominated for a drama award?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Kit, that is stupendomundo.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- And you're going to be my plus one at the ceremony.- Get out!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- I'm totally there.- Coolio.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Got to go, I'm pirouetting in ten. Check you later.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Cal-cu-later.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Jenkins, a word.- Fantabulicious.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I just meant I want a word with you.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Whitney?- Me?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Whitney Landon, the queen of cool,
0:01:12 > 0:01:16the cheer in Cheer-ups, wants to talk to me.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, no, what have I done?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Would you like to come
0:01:20 > 0:01:23to the cheerleaders' partay on Saturday night?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Are you having some kind of attack?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Huh...erm, no, no.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm fine, it's just the Cheer-ups are, like, terrifyingly cool
0:01:33 > 0:01:35and, I mean, I'm sort of cool,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38just not in a vicious bullying monster kind of way. Why me?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What can I say?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43All of the girls think that you've got social potential.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- They want me to join the team? - I didn't say that.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Right, OK. Well, faboosh, I'll get a funky new outfit for...- No!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I mean, you look fine just as you are.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Cheerleaders club, 6pm, don't be late.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Wow! OMG, how insane is this? The Cheer-ups are, like, totally A-list.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08OK, they're also two-faced bubble brained airheads, but A-list.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Oh, yeah, Sassie J got the moves.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- She got the groove, she got...urgh. - Argh.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Oopsy.- Grrrr. Don't you think I've got enough on my platter?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Drama queen awards and space convention are happening
0:02:23 > 0:02:25on the same day at the same time
0:02:25 > 0:02:29and I don't have nearly enough shnudelbaps,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30and I'm going to lose money
0:02:30 > 0:02:34because the Cheer-upskis are all going to the partay.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Ha-ha-ha...
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Hang on a second. What do you mean they're all on the same day?
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Let me translate for you, they're all on the same day.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's cool, I'll just cancel Kit and Dedes.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I know what you're thinking but it'll be fine, I can handle it,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54because I'm Sadie J, Sassy J, the jinkster.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59I got potential. Give me a P, give me an O, give me a T.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Um, tea?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# Can somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# Boys, give me a break
0:03:10 > 0:03:12# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:03:12 > 0:03:17# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl to save the day
0:03:17 > 0:03:21# I'd love another girl around the place to be heard
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word
0:03:25 > 0:03:30# Guess it's hard to be the only girl in a boys' world
0:03:30 > 0:03:34# Girl, girl in a boys' world
0:03:34 > 0:03:38# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# Understanding kind and sensitive don't want gratitude
0:03:42 > 0:03:47# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boys' world. #
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hey, Dedes, how's my favourite girl?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Your uniform is looking so fine today.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55How do you know? I'm on the phone.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Erm...intuition. Anyway hypothetically speaking,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01what would you say I told you I couldn't make it
0:04:01 > 0:04:03to the convention on Saturday?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07I'd say I've spent about six hours making our Space Cargo uniforms
0:04:07 > 0:04:09for the costume competition.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Cancel now and you're as good as dead to me.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Right.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Well, it's a good thing I can go then, isn't it?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Though, please don't tell Kit,
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- I really want this to be our specialtastic night.- Not a problem.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Two tics, Dedes.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Hey, Kit Kat, what's going down? - My popularity.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34If I don't get enough votes by 3pm tomorrow, I don't get an award.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Now how do you think your entire family would feel about joining
0:04:38 > 0:04:39the drama club, and voting for me?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Yeah, about that, how would you feel
0:04:43 > 0:04:47if I told you I couldn't make it to the drama awards?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Absolutely fine.- Whoof.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I mean, I'd never speak to you again and I'd probably start a Sadie J
0:04:53 > 0:04:57is a lameface, let you down, leaves you in the lurch loser campaign,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59but other than that I'd be absolutely fine.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Oh...well it's a good thing I'm coming, in fact I can't wait.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05But please don't tell Dedes,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I really want this to be our specialtastic night.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I hear that, sisterlister.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh, one sec, Kit, I just have to put you on hold.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Ugh, why does everything have to be such a problem!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Problem? What problem?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, no problem.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25And now I need a new phone.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Now on the Man Channel, back to back episodes of Crazy Tony, Snake Hunter.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Brilliant.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Not brilliant.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Why has your dad blocked Snake Hunter?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42I don't know.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Crazy Tony actually gets a snake to eat a cow this week,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48it's going to be awesome.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Shame. How about Lunatic Car Chases instead?
0:05:53 > 0:05:58No, I want to watch a snake eat a cow on the Man Channel,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01because we're men.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Yes, you're right, we so are.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Look at these guns.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Go and ask your dad for the pin.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Huh.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Huh.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22OK, enough. Out with it.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25What, it's nothing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30It's Paula, I think she's gone back with her ex, Darren Andrews.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33What, the bloke who brought this in? What makes you think that?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Harsh.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Anyway I thought you said you were going to dump her?- I was,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47but not until after Friday night.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49We were going to go down the Burger Bowl,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- you know, for burger and bowling. - Ah, you don't say.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54But now I've got nothing to do,
0:06:54 > 0:06:59and I've never had nothing to do on a Friday night, Steve.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04- Dad, Dad, whatever Jake asks you, just say no.- No.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Yes, just like that.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Steve, you can't seriously deny us the pin code, can you?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12No. I mean, I don't...it's...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14it depends, it depends what for.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20A snake show, a really big, scary, horrible snake show.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, well in that case definitely not.
0:07:22 > 0:07:29- Oh, well, I tried.- Try again, we're missing the Snake Hunter.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Are you going to tell him or am I?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Well...oh, is that the time, shouldn't you be going?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I'm staying all weekend, you melonhead. What's up?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Years ago I made Danny a little puppet out of an old sock of mine,
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Snaggletooth the snake.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49He was yellow and green with beady button eyes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Scared Danny so much, he hasn't been able to look at a snake since.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Ha-ha, you're scared of snakes.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Me, scared?
0:08:00 > 0:08:05N-no, no, that was then, this is now because I watch the Man Channel.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I can't take it, now give us the pin.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Aargh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- No fair.- And no pin.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- What do you mean you can't come to the convention?- Ahem, ahem.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Look how desperate I am, it's great isn't it?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23I'm sorry I'm so weak, come closer, my child.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Not that close, it's seriously contagious.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28These pus-filled boils could burst at any moment,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31in fact, I think one's about to go right now!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hang on, I've never heard of parakeet measles before...
0:08:40 > 0:08:44but you are running a very high temperature, in fact,
0:08:44 > 0:08:47according to this you should be dead.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What can I say, I'm a freak of nature.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51And I so wanted to go with you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55I mean, I've been practising my Space Cargo tribute dance all week.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Ahem. - I got here as soon as I co-o-o-uld.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01How's the poorly patient?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well enough to attend a fabulous function?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Function, what function? - The malfunction...
0:09:06 > 0:09:10my bedsprings are like way gone. Could you go and tell my dad,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13if I don't get a good night's rest, these parakeet measles
0:09:13 > 0:09:16will turn into peacock ones and then where will we be?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- So can you still make the awards? - Ahem, erm, I wish I could,
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- I even wrote a speech about what an oscarlicious actor you are.- Really?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yes, in fact I was going to sing it
0:09:26 > 0:09:29to music in front of everyone, but I can't now.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Can I hear a bit of it?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Sorry, I've lost my voice. - Grrr, this is a total disaster.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I was only votes away from being six votes short of almost winning.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I'm so depressed I'll eat carbs and listen to Coldplay all afternoon.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Results! Get in, the Sasster rules.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Give me an S, give me an A, give me a D-I-E. What does that spell?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Sadie.- Yes! No... erm...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59it's a miracle, I'm cured.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01BOTH: YAY!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12# Da-da-da-dun-dun. #
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I take it Friday night's back on with Paula?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Paula? Who's Paula?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Paula. Darren and Paula.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I don't need a date to have fun.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Me and my three best mates,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Boxy, Spanner, and Donkey are going clubbing.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29PHONE BUZZES
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Oh, make that just Donkey and Spanner.- Spanner.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Yes, that's his nickname. Really funny story as to how he got it...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38No, I mean pass me the spanner.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42So anyway, it's going to be, like, a totally wild night...
0:10:42 > 0:10:47oh, it's Donkey, the Donk, Donkalonk,
0:10:47 > 0:10:52"Can't do Friday. Sorry, mate, going to a gig now with Spanner."
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's just brilliant, isn't it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Back to square one in less than one minute.- Look, if you want
0:10:57 > 0:11:00you can come round and stay in with me Friday night.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03You mean, like, not go out? Are you bonkers?
0:11:03 > 0:11:07It's hardly the Porsche of social events, granted, it's more like
0:11:07 > 0:11:10a comfortable Ford Focus, but I always have a great time.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No way, I'd rather go clubbing with my mum.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Well, your mum plays bingo on a Friday night.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'll see if my Nan's free.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I'm going to show you, Keith, and Dad that Snaggletooth is history,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33once I've guessed this pin.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You don't have to do this, you know.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Are you saying that I'm not man enough?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40No do you want to see the show or not?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Try Steve's birthday.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Roger's birthday.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50The birthday of someone Steve loves most in the whole wide world,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52ever, ever, ever.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Got it.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Yes!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Who's birthday was that? - It's Jeremy Clarkson's.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Awesome. Let the snakathon begin.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Hang on, shouldn't we have...
0:12:08 > 0:12:11drinks, and little chocolate-covered chocolate thingies.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14We might as well make a night of it, yes?
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Totally. In fact, that's such a good idea it deserves the robot.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Eee-ee-ee... Hang on.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27You're just stalling because you're scared.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32No, I'm not, I just really want those chocolate-covered chocolate...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35thingies. We have to order them, from Guatemala.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39They're flown over specially. I'll get them now, actually.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Right, enough, you need to face your fear.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45OK.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49No! Let me go.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51LET ME GO.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58OK, no arguments, I'm grounded.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02What? You haven't done anything wrong, have you?
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Oh, really?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Have now.- Hey, what's going on?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09You really want to know? Fine.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13First Dede invited me to a Space Cargo convention, I said fabu.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Then Kit invited me to the drama awards and I was so on board,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19then Whitney invited me to the Cheer-ups' partay,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22that is pom-pomtastic. Then I found out they were all on the same night
0:13:22 > 0:13:25so obviously I faked a tropical illness,
0:13:25 > 0:13:26but then Kit and Dedes busted me.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Sadie?- And now not only do I have to go with them,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I also have to come up with a Space Cargo tribute dance
0:13:32 > 0:13:35and write a speech about how good an actor Kit is.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Looks like you're going to have to come clean.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Are you crazy? I could potentially lose my two best mates here.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44So either I lie and let them down gently
0:13:44 > 0:13:46or I miss out on the chance of becoming a Cheer-up.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, nonsense. Look, Sass, in my opinion
0:13:49 > 0:13:52life is like a three-door hatchback,
0:13:52 > 0:13:56you've got to choose which door you're going to use to go in,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59the other two you keep closed. Like it or lump it.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I like it. Dad, you're a genius.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Out of my way!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13OK, boss, I finally got Friday night sorted.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Ah, you're going out with your Gran?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17No, she's gone to Glastonbury.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19You're staying in with me?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Leave off, you're coming out with me.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I've got two tickets to Endurance.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26That sounds like an energy drink.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29What are you like, it's only the hottest club in town.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Now get on your best clubbing gear so I can check it out,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34they're well fussy about the dress code.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40So...what do you think?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I think we're staying in.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53This is a safe place, Danny boy,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56there are no right or wrong answers here.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Think of me as a sounding board, a vessel, a...
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Oh, just get on with it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Right, OK, snakes.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Where?!- Nowhere. It's all in your head,
0:15:05 > 0:15:08there's nothing to fear but fear itself.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Now what is it about snakes that you hate?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Well, I guess...no, that's stupid.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17No, no, go with that thought.
0:15:17 > 0:15:23- Well, they don't have eyelids so they're always watching you.- Really?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Yes, and their scales are like little claws,
0:15:26 > 0:15:30so there's at least 1,000 claws on every snake.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Gross.- I know! And once a constrictor's got hold of you
0:15:34 > 0:15:37it'll keep tightening its grip
0:15:37 > 0:15:39every time you breathe out
0:15:39 > 0:15:44until eventually there's no room for any air in your lungs.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48But...th-that's horrible.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52I know. Thanks, mate, this is really starting to help.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Heh-heh, no worries.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56That's what I'm here for.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Hi.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Sorry, Jenkster. You better not be late tomorrow,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07you don't want to see a cheesed off Cheer-Up.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, I'll be there, don't you worry.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I've got it all worked out.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Sass, Sass, I'm having a major crisis!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You didn't manage to rig the vote?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Of course I did, have you seen how well I forge your signature?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27No, this is a fresh hell.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Tom Roberts, star of soap, panto, and that bagel advert,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33is coming to the drama awards to present a prize.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- So?- So I'll be a starstruck freakozoid,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39in fact I'll need perpetual pep talks from you
0:16:39 > 0:16:41to stop me from doing this all night.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Not a problem. Shake?- Sadie!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Sadie, I need your help.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I just heard THE Captain Stylo is judging the costume competition
0:16:51 > 0:16:53at the convention, and the Sky Fleet badges
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I've glued onto the uniforms are upside down.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00He's bound to notice, it's standard Sky Fleet apparel.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You have to help me make another outfit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Consider it done. Shake?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07And there's a badge on the helmet.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh, it's done, everything's done.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12There is nothing that's going to stop you from going to the awards
0:17:12 > 0:17:15and you from going to the convention. Now drink up.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Three...two...one.- Urgh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Oh, no, the Y has a cockroach infestation.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Now what is the health inspector going to make of that?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29He'll close the place down, like a three-door hatchback.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32What health inspector? There isn't one here.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34PHONE BEEPS
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Argh, the health inspector's on his way.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Ooh!- Did you just eat those cockroaches?- What cockroaches?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54There are no cockroaches here.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57No, but there are rats.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, oh.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Oh! Oh! - ALARM RINGS
0:18:08 > 0:18:09CHILDREN SCREAM
0:18:16 > 0:18:18My hair! My hair!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Oops!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Ta-da!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33We have got tandoori, korma, balti, chow mein, wonton, chips,
0:18:33 > 0:18:38pizza, and enough fried chicken to fill the glove compartment of an XJS.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41So we just eat all night?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43"Just eat!" Will you listen to him!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47So speaks a man who's not enjoyed the simple pleasures of staying in.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Apart from this fast-food extravaganza, we have got not one,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55not two, but three Top Gear DVDs.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Best of Jeremy Clarkson,
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Jeremy Clarkson's Best Bits - ah, Mountain Biking In Kathmandu!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05With Jeremy Clarkson.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08So let me get this straight, "staying in" equals
0:19:08 > 0:19:10"takeaway with Jeremy Clarkson".
0:19:10 > 0:19:13You're forgetting the vital ingredient.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Slippers. - But... I'm too young for slippers.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Ah, come on.- No, Steve. No.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Feel the force of the fur!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Wow!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27They're like putting your feet into clouds.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Clouds!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Ha-ha.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Ah, yes.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36This is my own invention,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39chicken tikka margherita.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47This staying-in lark, not much fun, eh?
0:19:47 > 0:19:52Are you kidding? If Boxy, Spanner, and Donkey could see me now.
0:19:52 > 0:19:58TV: 'So that's what happens when a king cobra STRIKES its victim!'
0:19:58 > 0:20:01You know, I'm actually doing OK so far!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Are you sure? Don't want to run before you can walk.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09'Now we see what happens when a snake attacks a cow.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11'Poor Daisy's completely unaware
0:20:11 > 0:20:15'that snaking through the grass behind her is a giant anaconda!
0:20:15 > 0:20:20'As it races up behind Daisy, you see its jaw extend, ready to strike.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23SNAP! 'Ooh, Daisy's got no chance
0:20:23 > 0:20:26'as the anaconda engulfs her head and snaps shut!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29She struggles, but the snake coils around Daisy's body...
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Aaaaarrrrgghhh!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Aaaaarrrrgghhh!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Whoa!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46No!
0:20:46 > 0:20:47SPLAT!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Eugh! Eugh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Mmm.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# What's the matter? #
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Look, guys, just because the Y's been flooded
0:21:01 > 0:21:05and everything's been cancelled, it's not the end of the world.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Just believe me when I say I truly feel your pain.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I don't feel sad for me, I feel sad for all the people
0:21:12 > 0:21:15that never knew they voted for me.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's OK, there'll be another convention at the Y...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21in 2018.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Hello my little Y-bangers,
0:21:24 > 0:21:28I wanted you to be the first to know that we are officially back open.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30What about the water?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Well, rather fortunately, we had the paper-towel insurance,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37they came and mopped the place up within a matter of hours.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42So, the awards and the convention are officially back on.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Hooray! - The only problem is,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47they will have to take place in same room,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50as the dance studio is still a little...
0:21:54 > 0:21:57..wet.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01That's it, I give up. I can't be in three places at once...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Or can I?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ta-da, looking good!
0:22:11 > 0:22:17Convention. Awards.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Cheer-Ups party!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26What do you think, Roger?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27HE WHIMPERS
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Always with the negative vibes!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37For the last time, I wasn't scared.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41I just ran downstairs screaming, "Snake! Snake!" because I was...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44erm, excited.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Look, Jake, it's OK.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It doesn't matter to me, mate, after all you helped me get over
0:22:49 > 0:22:51my fear of snakes so I'm going to do
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- exactly the same for you.- Really?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Nah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Tsssss!- Aargh!
0:22:57 > 0:23:02Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09It's OK, Sass, you can do this,
0:23:09 > 0:23:14you've got it all worked out.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16What are you smirking at?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Here goes.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I can't wait till Captain Skylo comes,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25we're bound to win the costume competition.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Look at them!- Wow, there's an original Zingon blaster!
0:23:28 > 0:23:34What? Where? Where? Sadie, I can't see it! Sadie?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Sadie?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- BOTH:- Cheese!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47And BTW, what's happening here?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Purple and red - wouldn't be seen dead.- Erm...
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Oh, look, Angelina Jolie.- Where?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Er, S... Sadie?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I thought you were supposed to be at the Cheer-Upski partay.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Yoohoo!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Have you seen Sadie?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Yes.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You ratted me out.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26You brought Mr Ratty in here.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You've barely spent a nanosecond with me
0:24:28 > 0:24:31and you haven't done your tribute dance yet.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Doh, that's because she's getting ready to make a speech about moi.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39She is my plus one after all.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41But she is my plus...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Look guys, I can explain.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49You see I really did want to come to the awards and the convention
0:24:49 > 0:24:52but they were on at the same time and that time was the same time I
0:24:52 > 0:24:54got asked to the Cheer-Ups partay.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Cheer-Ups partay?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59They think I've got a potential.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02As what, a pom-pom?
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I didn't want to let you down. I'm not a monster so I thought I'd come
0:25:06 > 0:25:09here, show my face and then zip off to wear I really want to be.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ooh!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Nice one, Sass.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Pah, I'll make it up to them.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Cheer-Ups partay time.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Let's get this party started because Sassa J
0:25:27 > 0:25:29is in da house.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What kind of partay is this?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Well, let's put it this way, an A-lister
0:25:34 > 0:25:37brings along a D-lister
0:25:37 > 0:25:40so all the other A-listers can laugh at them.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Ouch.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Enjoy your partay?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Not really.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Could have told you it'd end in tears.- How?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11They invited me first.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Oh, come on, I couldn't choose, OK?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I've said sorry like a million times.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25I had a really bad night, too.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Are you kidding? Captain Skylo was a no show.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32And Tom Roberts has an emergency panto call,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Buttons cracked a clavicle.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I don't even know what that is.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37I'm never going to smile again.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Me neither.- Want to bet?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45I am officially...Queen Geek.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Permission to laugh.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I know, I deserved that.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19OK, who's ordered the mocha-choca low fat with extra ice cream?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- Me!- Me!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm afraid there's only one left.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Take it.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30It's yours!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31You're kidding, right?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35No. Unlike somebody, I'm a kind and good person to my fellow man.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Cheap shot? But so worth it!