0:00:03 > 0:00:05Enjoy Fastbucks.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07We always do.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09I'm so glad we came here instead of the Y Diner.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11What's the Y Diner?
0:00:13 > 0:00:14No!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Don't do it, Sadie, don't go over to the dark side.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27What do you mean? It's not dark.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30It's a light mocha whippy latte.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Just look at all this trash.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35They lure you in with comfy sofas and free gifts. Before you know it,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38you've sold your soul for a frothy coffee and a baseball cap.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41But this is where all the cool kids hang.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Even I know cool kids don't say "cool" kids.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Besides, these people aren't cool, they're shallow and fickle.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I've so much to learn from them.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Captain Scarlet always stood up for the little guy.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And this place is a galactic bully.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58That is so not true.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Miss V can't compete with this place.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03By sipping that shake, you drain the lifeblood from the Y.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And it's yummy.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09The Y is dying!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10It had a good life.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, what about my Fast Bucks? My jacket.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Come to Papa!
0:01:15 > 0:01:20# Can somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Give me a break
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- # But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day- Save the day
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- # I'd love another girl around the place- To be her
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Someone to back me up so I always
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# Have the last word
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# In a boy's world
0:01:42 > 0:01:46# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:01:46 > 0:01:51# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, want gratitude
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# I don't want to be the only girl
0:01:57 > 0:02:00# In a boy's world. #
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Seriously, Dedes,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm sure you're making a fuss about...
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Nothing.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Terrific. Tweedle Dee Dee and Tweedle Dork.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I knew Sadie J would never abandon us. What will you do?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Me? What?
0:02:15 > 0:02:20You always have the plan. I always see you in the booth plotting.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I just knew that you would save this place.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26You'll be like the Angelina Jolie of the Y Diner.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Angelina, she saved the African babies. You save my baby.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Angelina Jolie, me?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35A to the Jo, to the L-I-E. Get in!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36You have got a grand plan?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Have I got a grand plan? Of course I've got a grand plan.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41What's the grand plan?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Well, get ready for the blast-off.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The countdown starts now.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47For the Y's big relaunch party.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48That's right.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51We've been planning a party.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52I've already drafted my e-vite.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54We've already drafted our e-vite.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Does global capitalism leave a sour taste in your mouth?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Then Y not try The Y?
0:03:03 > 0:03:08You'll wonder Y you ever ate anywhere else.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's a pun, do you get it?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Because the name of the cafe's the Y.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh, ha ha. I get it all right.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18If that's your plan,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21then you two just boarded the Loserville Express.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Heading non-stop straight to Losertown.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Population, two.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Well, we've got celebrity guests.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Ha! In your face. We've got celebrity guests.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Who are they?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34The Lady Mayoress, the vicar,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and a woman who runs the vegetarian bookshop.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Surely they're just a warm-up act?
0:03:38 > 0:03:43What celebrities have you got up your little sleevies, Madame Jolie?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Yeah, spill.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Huh. Let's see.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49What have I got up here?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Nope, nothing there.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Aha. Only the most fab-ulicious,
0:03:54 > 0:03:58mega-mungus, global-tastic star in celebsville.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00ALL: Who?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Good question. Think. Who is the hottest celebrity right now?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05That's right, it's them.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Stephen Hawking is coming here?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, Dede, celebrity!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13That woman on your poster, Newcastle accent.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Cheryl?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Cheryl! From X Factor?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18There is no way that a grease monkey like you
0:04:18 > 0:04:21could get Cheryl to play at the Y.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23How do you think this grease monkey knows her?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Even A-list stars need to get their cars fixed.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28We are saved!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'll make sure everything is perfect for her. This is unbelievable.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I know.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's also a complete lie. Argh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Something up?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Of course something's up.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43What does this face say to you?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Indigestion?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49No, it says that I am in a very bad mood.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50OK.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ask me why then?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Why?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Why? Why?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Colin Bobbins, that's why.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00The most boring boy in the whole school
0:05:00 > 0:05:03has a two-page spread in the paper with his crisp packet collection.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Crisp packet collection?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08He's been collecting them since he was six.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Now he's just broken the record for having the most crisp packets ever.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- That's...weird.- It's not.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19He auctioned them for Granny Aid, now he's famous. It's not fair.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I eat way more crisp packets than him.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23True.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I want to break a record now.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26For Granny Aid?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Duh! To get famous!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29So, what are you good at?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Nothing!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Stupid, stupid lousy car.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Everything all right?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58What have you done?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59It's not as bad as it looks, boss.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00No, it's worse.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I only asked you to change the oil.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I know.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05But cars hate me today.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's like I'm cursed.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Everything I touch goes bad.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14See? I'm the world's worst mechanic.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16No, that's not tr...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Because cars hate you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22You've just got to be a bit more careful, mate, that's all.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25That's a coincidence.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28And this is just the perfect project for Cheryl.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Chezzy.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Really? I sound like a teenager?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Ha ha ha!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36You've just made my day.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38So can I pencil the Chezzter for next Friday?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39No, no fee.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41But I can throw in all the burgers she can eat
0:06:41 > 0:06:43and a free set of mud flaps.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hello? Hello?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47DOG WHIMPERS
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Some people just don't appreciate a good deal.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Roger, I've only one option left.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- HE SNEEZES - And it's not that.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'll just have to tell Dede the truth.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm sorry, Dedes, I tried,
0:07:02 > 0:07:03I've really tried.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06From the bottom of my sorry-licious heart,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'll make it up to you, I swear.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ha, how can she resist that?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Even I almost cried. Sss!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Hey, Sass.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Here goes nothing. Wish me luck.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Dede. I've got something to tell you.- In a minute.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21First you have to see this.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You're going to be famous!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Dee Dee, this is the only poster you've made, right?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Yeah, the only big one.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33The other 800 are much smaller.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You haven't put these up yet, have you?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Doh! Yes, they're plastered all over town.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44This thing's going stratospheric, it's going to blow Chloe into orbit.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And, when I say orbit, I mean around Pluto.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49So, what was it you wanted to tell me again?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I just wanted to say...
0:07:51 > 0:07:52great.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Well done.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Fantasta-listic.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58One moment. I've just got some things to pull down.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Not posters or anything.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Argh!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11PROLONGED BURPING FROM TV
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Charming.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14That's Martin Martin,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17England's under-16 burping champion.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21BURPING CONTINUES
0:08:25 > 0:08:26I bet his mother's very proud.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Think so?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Dad, check this out.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33HE BURPS
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I want to get on Britain's Got Records too.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I won't let you embarrass the family like that.- But...
0:08:39 > 0:08:44You've no chance unless you get more vibrato. More gas, open your mouth.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48HE GIVES A PROLONGED GURGLE
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Now that is more like it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Go on, you keep practising, son.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56How did you do that?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57I don't know.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It just happened. You know,
0:08:59 > 0:09:00like farting.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Speak for yourself.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04My farting is the result of years of training.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Jake boy, whether you like it or not, you've got a natural talent.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You've got a gift.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12OK, Jakey boy, I've been thinking.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Should you be doing that?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18About your burping. How would you like to be famous?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21But I thought you wanted that, like Colin Bobbins.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Bobbins, shmobbins. With your gift, the sky's the limit.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29And I know just the person to get you on to Britain's Got Records.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Who?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Let's just say he's this high, and he wears my T-shirt.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37That boy in number 11 been swiping stuff from your washing line again?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No, me.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40You've been swiping stuff from...
0:09:40 > 0:09:41No!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Danny Jenkins, celebrity manager?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Like Simon Cowell. Only taller.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- No.- I'll only take half of everything you earn as my fee.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No way.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why not? Can't you see this is the perfect opportunity
0:10:00 > 0:10:04for me to get into the limelight by piggy-backing on your talent?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I mean, nurturing your talent.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Your percentage is too high,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12you don't have any experience
0:10:12 > 0:10:15and celebrity is spelt with a C.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What about all the bonbons you can eat until I get you a deal?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'm not that easy, you know.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23OK, done!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38That's it,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I told you, cars hate me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'm jinxed. I quit.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Whoa, you can't quit, I need you.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Why?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Because we're a team, Keith and Steve, Stevie and Keith.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Come on, team, hey?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54But I've never fixed a single car without your help, Steve.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55No.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57OK.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00If you were to fix a car on your own, would you stay?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I guess.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03All you need is confidence.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Listen, let's try this again.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I want you to put your hands there.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10And this time, close your eyes,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13and think positive thoughts, yeah?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Come on. You can do this.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Just keep your eyes closed.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20OK, car.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I know you've had a tough time, but...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Things are going to get better, baby.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'll fix you, I promise.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32That's great, keep going, keep your eyes closed.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Say some more.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34The thing is,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I've never said this out loud,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39but, I love you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Well. Not you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44But I love cars.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Always have.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48But I'm coming to realise that
0:11:48 > 0:11:50maybe they don't love me back.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51If only you could...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53That's enough! Good, OK, right.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Let's see if we can to get it over turn it over, shall we?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58IGNITION SPLUTTERS
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Well, I tried.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00What do you know!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02ENGINE STARTS
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06No way.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07I didn't even touch it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08You did something.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10No! Me?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12No, no, it was you.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13You did something.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You've developed a positive mental attitude.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You mean, like
0:12:18 > 0:12:19the car listened to me?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Like I'm some sort of car whisperer?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Car whisperer?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah. Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29OK, if you like,
0:12:29 > 0:12:30you're a car whisperer.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I'm the car whisperer.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Are you popped, are you psyched? ready to push it till it hurts?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I suppose.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Then, go, go, go.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51HE GIVES A PROLONGED GURGLING BURP
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I still think you can get more volume. Let's go again.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00No more! I've given everything!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Come on! Think of our Britain's Got Records!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Get real. How are we going to go on TV?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Believe in the dream, Jakey boy, talent will always find a way.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14How? It's not like the opportunity's going to magically appear.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm never going to get all these posters down.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Cheryl? At the Y?!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I wish!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26If anyone can get us on Britain's Got Records, she can!
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Jakey boy, you're going to be a star.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Just one more milkshake! Please!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Fastbucks accepts all major credit cards. Enjoy Fastbucks.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Fastbucks does not accept the Peter Andre Fan Club membership.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Don't tell me you play for team Katie?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Must hide from Dede!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52No, she'll find me there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Who am I kidding? There's nowhere to plug me in!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I hear you've got a franchise in Costa Rica. Any vacancies?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Sadie! Thank Gaga you're here!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Two milkshakes, please. The lady will pay.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10So, what majortastic disaster are we fleeing from this time?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Miss V said I could be Angelina Jolie and I thought wowzers,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I'll make a great Angie J, but now I have to save the Y Club,
0:14:16 > 0:14:21so I said Cheryl could play the relaunch, and if she doesn't come
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I've got to get the train to Losertown, population two!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Well, say something!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Dramatic pause!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sass, you know Cheryl about as well as I know the offside rule.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Oh, it's simple, when you pass the last defender...
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Never said I wanted to know it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Kit, you've got to help me. You follow her Tweets.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You get Chez alerts sent to your mobile whenever she breaks a nail.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42If anyone can get to her, you can.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Sass, you don't get it. Chezza is off-limits.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It goes Gaga, Madonna, Cheryl.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Cheryl at the Y ain't never going to happen, girlfriend.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- She'd have outrageous demands. In fact...- It would be impossible.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58That's it! If Dede can't get what she wants, Chezza won't show.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01But Chezza was never going to show.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Oh, no! I know that face, and that's a crazy scheme face
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and the Kit Kat ain't going down with the crazies.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Get your coat, we're leaving.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I'm a boy and you're a girl. You can't make me!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'll just get my coat.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21OK, if we're going to get close to Cheryl,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- you need to learn to impress her. You be Cheryl.- What?!
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Hey Chez, loved the last single, whatever it was.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hear you're about to make it big in the States.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Fancy a little stowaway?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36You can't talk to Cheryl like that! She's the nation's sweetheart.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Show her how sophisticated you are, how grown-up you are.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Hi, Cheryl. You want to see my frogspawn?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You seriously think I want to see your pet, pet?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50You're right. We're going to need a better plan.
0:15:56 > 0:16:02- Hi, boss. What you doing?- Nothing. Just, um, hanging out.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06That Ford just came in. Want me to, er, work my magic?
0:16:06 > 0:16:11I don't know. It's quite a tricky job, this one.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13That's why it needs the Car Whisperer.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Come on, boss, you look wiped out. Let me handle this.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20OK.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Hey, Ford, no need to be nervous. You're in good hands.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28You know, I was once like you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Stalled, lost my mojo.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34But now I'm firing on all cylinders, baby!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'm the Car Whisperer.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, there we are.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41ENGINE PURRS
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Looks like my work here is done. Again.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Where are you going?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Tea-break. I've earned it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Let's make a start on that Mini while I'm gone, boss.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Time you pulled your weight round here.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02She's totally confirmed, right?
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- She's definitely coming? - 100 million per cent.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Not technically possible, but great!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You know, I wondered if you'd be able to pull this off.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Dede, when have I ever let you down?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Well... - Was that my dad?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- No. - Coming, Dad!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25PHONE VIBRATES
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Oh, look! It's the phone!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Who is it, Dede?- It's Cheryl!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Cheryl? Answer it! - No, you!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- No, you!- You!- You!- You!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Hello?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Sadie's phone, Dede speaking.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Way-aye man, sweetheart, pet, just calling about Friday.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Can you tell Sadie I've got a few little requirements,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56some of which might be, um, a bit of a challenge, like.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Oh, OK. - I want a massive bucket of Smarties.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- OK.- But I don't like the pink ones, so pick them out.- OK.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- (What are you doing? I thought you were going to cancel!- Trust me.)
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I want a bowl of 73 crisps
0:18:11 > 0:18:13and they all have to be completely symmetrical.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Bilateral or rotational?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Smoky bacon. And check them with a ruler.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23I want three hamsters dressed as the original Sugababes.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Cheryl, I don't know if...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27All right, any old Sugababes.
0:18:27 > 0:18:33- Did I mention the sculpture of me made out of fruit?- No, you didn't.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I want a sculpture of me made out of fruit, and that's the lot.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Let me know when you've done it. Bye, Dede, sweetheart, pet.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And remember, always believe in yourself.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48And I'm home free. Like to see her come up with that little lot!
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Tah, and indeed, and daah!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56But...how?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- It was a team effort. - Yeah, we all helped.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01In return for a guest slot right before Cheryl.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03HE BURPS
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Good, isn't he?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Wowzers, you guys.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I am just, er, so impressed.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13The fruit sculpture!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Whoops! - We were up all night making this!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I'm so sorry!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24It's OK, there's time to make another one.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I've got the blueprints. You don't mind, do you?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Hmm... Something's missing.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Her ear!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40What am I even doing? This is totally bonkerlicious.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Why didn't you stop me?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Simple solution. How d'you think I got out of your 7th birthday party?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You broke your leg.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- No. I pulled a sickie.- Why?!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I just really, really hate clowns.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Look, tell Dede Cheryl's a no-show because she's poorly.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01But what if Cheryl's busting a move somewhere else tonight?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Dede will know I lied.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's OK, according to my Chez-lerts,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Cheryl is visiting a hospital, opening a new children's ward.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Kit, where is this hospital?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, do you know the big roundabout with the...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18How are we supposed to find her in this place?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I'll worry about that. Just concentrate on your limp.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23What's the problem? This is a great limp.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Other leg, Kit! - Oh, yeah.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29We're on. Follow my lead.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Hi there.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Wow, what a gorgeous uniform.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Yeah, I took the job cos it matches me eyes. So, what do you want?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Do you happen to know where we could find the new children's ward?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41It closed off - security.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Because of Cheryl's visit?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Can't say.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47How can I ever see her?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Look at my poor brother!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52He hasn't smiled since... the terrible accident.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54It would mean so much to him.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56He hasn't got long.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I've got street dance at five.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04If you could only find it in your hard to let us into the ward 23?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- 35.- That's the one!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's a miracle. No?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18HE SNORES
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Boss, I've something to tell you.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I quit.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28No, we've already been through all this. You can't quit.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You're the Car Whisperer, your vehicles need you.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33That's just the thing.
0:21:33 > 0:21:39Now that I've discovered my power, I have to share it with the world.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41A superpower is a big responsibility.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- Keith, you're hardly Spiderman. - No, I'm the Car Whisperer.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You've made yourself a costume.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50It's got matching pants.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54No! Wait! Stop! This is ridiculous! You're not a Car Whisperer.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55There's no such thing.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh, but there is.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Wherever there's a clapped-out Clio, a Punto on bricks,
0:22:02 > 0:22:07or a written off Rover, I'll be there, Steve.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12In the shadows, whispering their wheels back on to the bypass.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Stop it! Will you listen to yourself, please?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You didn't fix any of those cars. I did. All of them.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22I've not slept in three nights, when you've been flouncing around
0:22:22 > 0:22:28and chatting to your cars, and sewing your...special pants!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Why would you do that? - I don't know!
0:22:31 > 0:22:37Because, you know, because I need you, and...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You know, I told you we were a team.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43It's more than that, isn't it, eh?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49You're part of the family, aren't you?
0:22:49 > 0:22:54And what's more important, eh? Them, or your superpowers?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Superpowers.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Right, well, I can't help you with that, Keith, I'm afraid.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01You're lying.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05I'm still the Car Whisperer.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I am the Car Whisperer.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Where is Sadie? And more importantly, where is Cheryl from X Factor?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20If they are not here within five minutes,
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I will twist them like shnoodles and feed them to my dogs, Ant and Dec.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29They'll be here soon, I promise. Sadie won't let me down.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31They'd better be, sister, I've seen her dogs.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38That's one mile away from Cheryl, exactly where you have to stay.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44Sadie, Kit and...Cheryl? She looks much thinner on television.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That's not Cheryl.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47I'm out of here.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I knew it! You are such a loser, Jenkins!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- You thought you could fool... - Where is Cheryl?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- My point exactly.- Sadie?
0:23:56 > 0:24:01Look, Cheryl never even got her train from Newcastle
0:24:01 > 0:24:04this afternoon and you know what celebrities are like.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08If they can't have the front seat with peanuts, it's moan...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I'm sorry, Sass, but nobody disses the Chezzter.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12It is time to fess up.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17I'm sorry, Dede. Cheryl's not coming.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20She was never coming in the first place.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21So you lied?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24That makes sense. In fact, it explains a lot.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25- Dede, wait! - Why?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are we expecting the Jonas Brothers? Robert Pattinson?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Your good friend Rihanna?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29You know Rihanna?!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I bet you had a great laugh.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Stupid little Dede, who thinks Glee is an emotion
0:24:34 > 0:24:37and Black Eyed Peas something you eat. She'll believe anything.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41That's not how it was. I meant to tell you, I did, but I didn't.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I couldn't. Deeds, I promise I'll make it up to you.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47How? Are you going to save the Y from the global bully boys?
0:24:47 > 0:24:48I don't think so.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Are you going to get me Cheryl?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51In your dreams.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Sorry!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Where is Cheryl from X Factor? The crowd is getting restless.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57THEY CHANT "CHERYL! CHERYL!"
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Just tell them there's a...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01..technical delay.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08HE BURPS
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Thank you, thank you.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17And now, Hurricane Jake will perform Something Kinda Ooh.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22HE BURPS TO BACKING TRACK OF "SOMETHING KINDA OOH"
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to have to tell you
0:25:30 > 0:25:33that due to unforeseen circumstances, Cheryl Cole...
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Is right here! - She is?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45# We got to fight, fight, fight, fight
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# Fight for this love
0:25:47 > 0:25:49# We got to fight, fight, fight, fight
0:25:49 > 0:25:51# Fight for this love
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# We got to fight, fight, fight, fight
0:25:53 > 0:25:55# Fight for this love
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# If it's worth having, it's worth fightin' for... #
0:25:57 > 0:26:02Never has this place been so busy. I don't know how to thank you, Dede.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05You do know that's not actually Cheryl, don't you?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08But of course, they came for Cheryl off X Factor,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11but they stay for the burping boy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13He is the real deal.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Not like that amateur.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Sadie's not that bad.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Arrgh!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22OK, she is.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44I can't believe you, Deedster.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You put Fastbucks out of business!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Success tastes good! - My life is over.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52O-V-A-H!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Who needs Fastbucks when you have the Y Diner mocha-whippy latte?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59It's not very, er, whippy.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You want whippy?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I got whippy!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06THEY GIGGLE