0:00:02 > 0:00:03Sorry!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Sorry!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08This better be worth it. I was in the bath when you called.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14It is worth it. In fact, it's beyond worth it.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- Trog Face...- Is...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Gone for ever! She quit.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21No way! That's so fantastalistic, I have to bust a move.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Wait! It gets better.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Someone very close to you wants to replace her.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Who? You?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Danny? Jake? Keith? Dad? Roger...?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Me! Duh! I need the job cos I'm saving up to go to
0:00:35 > 0:00:36the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40There's a sock of Captain Skylo's I simply have to have.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42At the moment I can only afford the heel.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Erm...coolio. Anyway, the shakes are on you from now on, then.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48So, Miss V, when does Dede start?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51As soon as she can show me she can match my darling Chloe's charm,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53beauty, finesse,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55and her unbridled ability to make me moolah.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And how exactly is she supposed to show you that?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00With a job interview, dummy! What did you think?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- An X Factor-style audition? - That would be brilliant.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Picture it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'll be La Minogue, obviously.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Chantel can be Kelly Rowland
0:01:10 > 0:01:13and we'll find someone incredibly dull to be the Barlow.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15And Miss V can be...the Irish one.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- IRISH ACCENT:- I tink this year
0:01:17 > 0:01:20is going to be terrific, to be sure, to be sure.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25OK. If it's good enough for Valsh, it's good enough for Vanda.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- I was joking, you muppet. - Too late! Please let me do this!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33My acting coach says I desperately need to work on my Australian accent.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I've missed out on Neighbours: The Musical twice now.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Fine. As long as I have new vaiter in time for the Y Not Bop.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'm rushed off my feet as it is.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Deal!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50For what it's worth, Deeds, you've got my vote.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55I am 100% behind you, because you are my best mate and you deserve it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57And she can get me free fries.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03OMG, he kissed me!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- BOTH:- Sorry, I...
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- No, you go.- After you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'm such a klutz sometimes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No way, me too! He's my perfect guy.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Taylor. Taylor Bell.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Sadie. But you can call me Sass,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23the Sasster, Sassy J, Jassy Sassy... What am I saying?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Jassy? I'm here for a waitering gig. Do you know if it's still going?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh. Yeah. The thing is, it's, um...
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- totally going.- Awesome! I could seriously use the cash.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37There's a surfboard on CutTheCurl.com with my name on it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39He surfs? He's so cool!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'll use it for a surf-a-thon for the puppy pound.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44He likes puppies! He's so nice!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Don't worry, Taylor. Leave it with me. I will totally get you.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I mean, get you the job.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I mean, I practically run this place. Got a finger in every pie.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Coming through.- Not in that one.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# Won't somebody tell me why
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Give me a break
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- # But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day- Save the day
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- # I'd love another girl around the place- To be her
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Someone to back me up so I always Have the last word
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# In a boy's world
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Girl, girl in a boy's world
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude
0:03:34 > 0:03:38# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive, don't want gratitude
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# I just don't want to be the only girl
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# In a boy's world. #
0:03:44 > 0:03:47HE WHISTLES
0:03:47 > 0:03:50SNORING
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Keith.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Oh! All right, Steve? Buddy, best boss in the world?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No! No, not really!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What are you doing?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I was just looking for the...
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I was just about to do the, um...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Turning up for work early, obviously!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I love this job.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19That's why I'll get here before you every day from now on.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, and go to sleep?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25On our invoices? Which Sadie hasn't sorted yet.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Chillax, boss. You say, "Go to sleep on our invoices,"
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I say, "Horizontal paperwork." There's a difference.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oops. Forgot Blankie.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38MOUTHS: Blankie?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Yo, yo, yo, da Jakester is in da house!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Stop!- What?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Can't a boy at least try to sound a bit more street these days?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- No, not that! That!- No!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Yes!- I don't believe it. You're finally tall enough
0:04:56 > 0:04:59to go on the Ninja Warlord Death Ride at Babington Towers.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Yes, I've grown bigger! Just as we're about to start big school.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Check me and my bad self out!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07OK, firstly,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09stop with the street stuff.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12And secondly, this doesn't make any sense.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13We check that mark every week.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16You can't have grown a whole inch in three days!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Unless... No, it can't be.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22My mum made me eat porridge for breakfast this morning.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23BOTH: Urgh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26But she did say it would help me grow into a big strong boy.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27And, hey, it worked.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31No fair! Why am I always the shortest one all the time?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I can't start secondary school like this.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35They'll make mincemeat out of me!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39That's it, Jakey-boy. You're going down!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Scratch that. I'm going up!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46OK. Operation Make Taylor Love Me
0:05:46 > 0:05:49By Making Him The New Trog Face is a-go-go!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I've got X Factor audience banners,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I've got T-shirts,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I even got him a pinny for his Boot Camp audition.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Nobody is going to be able to top this.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01FANFARE
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Oh, my Lady Gaga.- I know!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh, yeah. About that, Deeds...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I mean, are you sure you want to do that?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's hardly the most rewarding of jobs.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Rude customers, greasy leftovers
0:06:17 > 0:06:19and the boss from hell!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I'd say it's more suited to someone like, I don't know, Taylor Bell?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26You mean the skateboarder you were staring at all morning?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29He skates too! Just gets better and better.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Sadie! Just because you fancy him doesn't mean he deserves my job.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36You don't understand, Deeds. I don't just fancy him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39This is serious. We had a moment.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Birds sang, sparks flew. It was like something out of the movies.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I was K-Stew, he was R-Patz.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48We actually kissed.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You actually head-butted!
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Sass, I've still got at least £20 to raise to secure that Skylo sock.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57I need this job.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Seriously? A bright girl like you? You could have any job.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Miss V's job. Kit's job in Hot Weaves.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Your job at the garage.- Exactly! - Then I'll take that one.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Just for a couple of days, until I make up the shortfall.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11But you can't have my job! I need the cash!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I just forked out for all this...
0:07:14 > 0:07:15It's a deal.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Cool. I'll go tell your dad.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Here's hoping this part of my plan goes a little smoother.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23G'day!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Hey, Kit-Kat. Far be it from me to influence La Minogue
0:07:27 > 0:07:30but don't you reckon Taylor would be perfect to replace Chloe?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I take it you want me to use me X Factor pull
0:07:34 > 0:07:36to put Taylor in pole position?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Um, yeah. That's about the size of it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Nice accent, by the way.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Thanks, it's my finest Dannii.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No can do, though. Sorry.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45The Minogues are good girls.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48They can never indulge in... AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: foul play,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- so neither can I.- Fine! Whatevs!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Then I'll have to indulge in some foul play.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02So, the thing is, as much as I love La Minogue,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06AKA Kit, she's not even on The X Factor any more.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Neither is Chezza.- No?!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11No, Chezza got dumped and Dannii got bumped.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- But Tulisa off N-Dubz... - Who-Dubz?- N-Dubz.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Ah, with the Dippy-Dappy man! - That's the one.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Do you seriously want to look bonkerlistically out of date
0:08:21 > 0:08:23by having a Minogue in your line-up?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Who cares? As long as she picks me vaiter who makes me lots of moolah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's funny you should say that, Miss V.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37And so, it gives me great pleasure
0:08:37 > 0:08:43to introduce to you the newest addition to our X Factor panel,
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Ms Tulisa Contostavelpopolopolos. - No!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I only did my exit!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Tulisa...
0:08:52 > 0:08:57has been crucial in selecting our new Y Diner vaiter,
0:08:57 > 0:08:58who is...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I can now reveal to you...
0:09:01 > 0:09:02SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:02 > 0:09:04..long pause!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Who is long pause?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Taylor Bell!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Taylor has vaitered on ten continents...
0:09:19 > 0:09:20ALL: Ooh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24..in several avard-vinning restaurants...
0:09:24 > 0:09:25ALL: Ooh!
0:09:25 > 0:09:30..making an obscene amount of hard cash for his employers!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- MOUTHS:- What?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Just go with it!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36I'm sure that Taylor will be a magnificent success
0:09:36 > 0:09:39at tonight's Y Not Bop,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41for which there are still tickets available.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44£4.99 per ticket, or £16.49 for two,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46including the schnoodle roast.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50No refunds, no returns, terms and conditions apply.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, man, I do not know how to thank you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58CAR BRAKES SQUEAL
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Please just tell me this is your friend.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02An overly friendly friend.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Sadie, this is my girlfriend Ashlii.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08With an I. No Y.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Actually, it's a double-I, which makes it more exotic.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Have you only got the one in Sadie? Oh, bless.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16But... But we had a moment!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20There were birds tweetering! No, twittering! Singing!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You saw it, didn't you? We're made for each other.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25He's my perfect guy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I think Sadie deserves a super-sized Shakalaka shake
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- for helping you out, Tay-tay, don't you?- I know.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31But I...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34But nothing. Just take the shake, then take a hike.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Taylor is totally off-limits to losers like you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40BTW, didn't you get the memo?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Fashion is supposed to improve your appearance.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45OMLG! The poor guy is dating a monster!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I've got to get rid of her. Totally clueless how to, obvs.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Here you go, Jassy.- Thank you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I hope you've got your dancing shoes on
0:10:54 > 0:10:56for the Y Not Bop tonight!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Totally! I love to dance.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I live it. I'm practically pro.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Wonderful!
0:11:07 > 0:11:12There will also be a prize for the best dancing duo.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh. Right.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Pity I haven't got a boyfriend who can move.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Not so clueless now!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I'm totally going to find Ashlii a boyfriend who can dance.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Go on, Danny boy. Do it for the big lads at the back of the class
0:11:30 > 0:11:33who are going to tower over you if you're not tall enough.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36You don't want them tripping over you.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oi! What are you doing?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Eating that organic oaty muck
0:11:40 > 0:11:46when we've got a cupboard full of Sugar Coated Space Blobs.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- "They turn your tongue purple and the milk green."- Exactly.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Sorry, Dad. I have to do this if I want to walk tall
0:11:54 > 0:11:56into the high school playground next week.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Nope. Not even a millimetre.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Looks like I'll have to start being mates with Liam Lankylegs.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04No! This is all wrong!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I just got big in small school,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09now I'm the smallest in big school!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Hey, relax. The best things come in small packages,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16like this Choctastic variety pack, which you also made me buy.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- So get it down you.- Are you crazy? This stuff won't make me grow.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23That it, Jakey-boy. Bring out the big guns!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Toughy McTough's Extra-Strength Scottish Porridge Oats,
0:12:27 > 0:12:28made with water.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Tastes so bad, I may have to eat it through my nose.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I'll get started in the garage, then, shall I?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, good luck. You get a bonus if you can sort out the mess in there.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41You're on!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I can smell that Skylo sock already.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Never going to happen.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54So your invoices go here, receipts go there, that box is for petty cash
0:12:54 > 0:12:58and this little baby holds the key to your VAT.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Do I get the bonus?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Too right!- Yes! I can buy both socks now.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Keep this up, you'll soon have enough for a pair of tights.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Just one thing.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09HE SNIFFS
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- What's the smell?- That's not me!- Oh.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13HE SNIFFS
0:13:13 > 0:13:16HISSING
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Keith!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Boss, it's not what do you think, all right?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I think you're cooking breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- OK, it is what you think.- Oh.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35But I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38cos, I mean, this is your house and I don't live here.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Um...I think you do.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Does he?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I mean, of course you do! You're living in the garage, aren't you?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No. What gave you that idea?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Um...your pants are drying on the air compressor.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54OK, my mum's gone to Faliraki
0:13:54 > 0:13:57cos she's fallen for this Greek bloke, Yanni,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00and I'm meant to be staying with my nan
0:14:00 > 0:14:03but I'd rather kip here cos she is totally off the rails.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06How could an old lady be off the rails?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07You haven't met my nan.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10No, but I'm going to meet her.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Tonight, when she comes here to pick up you.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15And your pants.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21OK, before you mention one or both of the Minogue sisters -
0:14:21 > 0:14:23for like the 50th time -
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I've called to say I'm sorry and I want to make it up to you.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28What would you say if I told you
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I could get you an even bigger opportunity
0:14:30 > 0:14:32to hone your Australian accent?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- I'd say, I'm listening!- OK, great.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- So we both know that Taylor is perfect for me.- We don't know that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Details!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Meaning I've got to get him and Ashlii to break up.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46How are you going to do that?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- By finding Ashlii the man of her dreams, you!- Moi?!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Are you a total bonkatron?!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Come on, it's simple. You see, Taylor can only do dad dancing.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59But Ashlii lives to dance.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04So if we can offer her someone with all of Taylor's plus points
0:15:04 > 0:15:06and the twinkle toes of Justin Timberlake,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09she'll fall head over heels in love with them instead.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- I hope.- So what exactly do I get? - The chance to play...
0:15:14 > 0:15:16..a dancing Hugh Jackman.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I'm in.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Hey, guys.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I just love to bop at the Y Not Bop, don't you?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I mean, it's a bop at the Y. So why not bop?
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- That's what couples are made for, isn't it?- Er...I guess.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39OMG! That Aussie surfer dude is amazing on the dance floor!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Anyone dancing with him is bound to win the dancing duo competition.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Do you really think so?- Mm-hm!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46# The baddest of them all
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# Yeah, it's gotta be the apple
0:15:48 > 0:15:49# I'm the Mac Daddy, y'all
0:15:49 > 0:15:52# Haters better step back... #
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Hi, I'm Hugh but you can just call me the Jack-man.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58OMG! He stole your girl!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Don't just stand there, get jiggy with it and jive on after them.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- But I can't dance.- Never mind, I can't dance either. Look.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12It's odd we have so much in common. Like fate's brought us together...
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oof! What?!- You're right, I've at least got to try.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Taylor! You're totally...!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# And I never felt this way before
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# I swear... #
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Amazing!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28# And I owe it all to you
0:16:28 > 0:16:29# Oh, I... #
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You have got to be kidding me!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations
0:16:38 > 0:16:40for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Did you just turn business away? - Illegal business.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47And I filed your tax returns.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You owe quite a hefty sum, best pay it today.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- I don't believe it.- You're welcome! Just keeping up the good work.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Every bonus gets me closer to Skylo gloves.- Thought they're socks?- Yes.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00But with the extra cash you're paying me,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'm on course to buy the whole outfit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Bye, Keith!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, hi, Keith!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09What are you doing hiding under there? Out!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Hey.- Where is he?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Where's my baby boy?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Aw! There he is!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, mwah! Mwah!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Ow!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I was going out of my head with worry, thinking,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27"Where's my Keithy gone?"
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- I even got the search party out. - Sounded more like a house party.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35No, I only play N-Dubz just to cheer everybody up.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Well, no harm done, Mrs...?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Cocklethorpe. Nan Bet to me mates.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43So you can call me Mrs Cocklethorpe.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46SHE LAUGHS Oh-ho!
0:17:46 > 0:17:50You must be Mr Jenkins. Lovely to meet you, darling.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Well, come on, then, sunshine,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55grab your pants, I've got boxercise at seven. Hey-hey!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Oh, what a lovely motor!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Your nan goes to boxercise class?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04No. She teaches it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Please let me stay. You don't know what she's like to live with.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11You couldn't last an hour with her.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Nonsense.- Half an hour.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I promise I'll go home and stay home if you can.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18All right, you're on.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Uh, Nan Bets? Would you like to stay for a spot of tea?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Oh, that'd be stormin', Steve!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27But I'll have to invite the bridge club in,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30they're outside in the sunshine coach. Hey-hey!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Bridge club? Sunshine coach?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36This is not a problem.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Hey, check it out. Ashlii and me won the dancing duo competition.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Ugh, yay(!)
0:18:41 > 0:18:44It was close - that Hugh guy was totally going for Ashlii
0:18:44 > 0:18:48but I showed him who's boss. Thanks to you!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Don't mention it.- Stop being modest.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53If you hadn't made me dance, who knows what would have happened.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's down to you me and Ashlii are still together.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58How BAFTA-licious was I?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02I think Hugh was my greatest acting accomplishment yet!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Shut it!- Did we manage to split up Taylor Dumdum and Ashlii Simpleton?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09You what?!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, em... Big mouth o'clock, got to fly!
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Not cool, dude. I thought you were my friend. Ashlii's the one.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yeah, the scary one. She's a monster!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You kidding?! She's the nicest girl ever.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25She'd never say a bad word about anyone. Shame on you, Sass.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Give me a whoop-whoop!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38ALL: Whoop-whoop!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- They always this rowdy? - This is chilled.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh! That must be Sadie!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47She's the spit of her dad.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Here, Rene, ain't she the spit of her dad?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Gorgeous! Gorgeous, you are!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55A big yo for the Sasster!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57ALL: Whoo!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Conga!- Whoop!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Did I just get a shout-out from an OAP?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Please, tell me you want me, I need an excuse to get out of here.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Good! Oi! Top acting!- Ha-ha!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14There, there. Good, crying.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, hi, guys. I'm just clocking off now, Steve.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Before I go, I wanted to say that I've brought Mr Motors in-line
0:20:21 > 0:20:24with the euro-wide legislation on transparency and ease of practice.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26By using these bad boys to label!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Everything in the garage?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Tell me I don't deserve another bonus.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Wow.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- She's efficient.- That's one word for her. All right, thanks for that.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40You can go now, I only needed you to get me out of there.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Dad, I actually do need you.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46What, haven't blown something up again, have you? Or stolen something?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Stolen something and blown it up?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51SHE SNIFFS
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Hey.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- I'm sorry, what's wrong? - I've been totally stupid.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I thought I'd found my perfect guy
0:20:58 > 0:21:02but he already had a girlfriend, but did I care? No!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I did a classic Sadie J and tried to break them up
0:21:04 > 0:21:06cos I thought they weren't good together,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08never mind what they think.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Now he's found out and everything's broken.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12What am I going to do?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15What we Jenkins always do when something's broken.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17We fix it.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Dad, people, not Peugeots. - Oh, you'd be surprised.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Now and again we all need a full tank. And some TLC.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Eh?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Any change? I guess this is it, then. Nice knowing you, short stuff.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Stop!- Sorry, that was uncalled for.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I'm getting some practice in for big school tomorrow.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49No, no! I meant stop right there!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- You've shrunk!- No, I haven't.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I'm tall, I'm Jake "The Stretch" Healy. That's my new nickname.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Not any more! It must have been something you ate!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Think, what did you do differently today?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Nothing, I got up, had porridge, changed my socks,
0:22:05 > 0:22:06even though I didn't want to,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09cos they were new, warm and fuzzy and about this thick.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11How thick?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15You know what this means, don't you?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You're going to make mincemeat out of me
0:22:17 > 0:22:19for making you eat all that porridge?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23No, we get to stay mates! See you in secondary school, Jakey-boy!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Ahem! Can I have your attention, please?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I've...come to a decision.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40You see, Keith, since all this business with your nan
0:22:40 > 0:22:42and sleeping on the garage floor
0:22:42 > 0:22:46and wrecking Mrs Gilligan's Corsa with your fry-up...
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Well, the thing is... I think I'm going to have to...
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Can I just interject there, please?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58He's been employed here too long to simply be fired.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You must give grounds for dismissal,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03which could end up in a costly local government tribunal.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06That wasn't what I was going to say but since we're on that track,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10what if someone's only been employed for a short time, only a few days,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13somebody like, I don't know, like you?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16In that case, you could argue it was a trial period
0:23:16 > 0:23:18and go for immediate sacking.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Sorry, you're just too good at your job. You're costing me a fortune!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29But what about the Fan-Fanatics Syfy Auction?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I'd have thought with all your bonuses
0:23:31 > 0:23:34you'd have enough to buy a Captain Skylo boutique by now.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Sorry, eh?- I'll just get my coat.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Maybe I can get the Skylo's coat!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43What was you going to tell me, boss?
0:23:43 > 0:23:49I can't believe it! My baby boy growing up and moving out!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55You're a man now, Keith. A proper, grown man.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Here's your blankie!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Thanks for allowing him to stay, Steve. So kind.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You remind me of Keith's dad.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Only less hair, more teeth.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah, cheers.
0:24:08 > 0:24:14Mwah, mwah! I can't stay, darling, I'm bungee jumping at two o'clock.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Ciao, boys!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Why did you change your mind?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Because, with no offence, your nan is totally off the rails.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I wouldn't wish her on anyone.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Welcome home, lad.- Thanks, boss.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Wash your hands.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Der ve go, one deluxe Shakalaka Sherry Shake,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45which should be served to you by Taylor,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47the award-winning vaiter you found me.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Which awards did he vin, I vonder?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54De Latest Vaiter In The Vorld, perhaps? De Laziest Vaiter?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56De Lousiest Vaiter?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Er...yeah, I've got to go. Thanks!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Ah, merci, Sass.- You shouldn't have!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's OK, I didn't.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Who's it for? - Where's the surfboard sale?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Bagsy the boogie-woogie board. - Where are the sales?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Bagsy the kitten claws.- Ah, yeah.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I might have told a teeny, weenie white lie about that stuff.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18No surprise there, then!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21But now you're here, I wanted to say I was an idiot
0:25:21 > 0:25:23for trying to mess things up between you
0:25:23 > 0:25:26and I hope this very expensive Sherry Shake will make up for it.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- What you did was totally whack, dude.- Beyond whack!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Like at the back of whack and 20 miles south!
0:25:32 > 0:25:36I know and I'm really sorry. I'll never come between you again. Truce?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Cool with me.- Ugh, fine! - I'll grab us a booth.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Ashlii, I wanted to say that I'm genuinely sorry.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I had no idea that you two were soul mates, that he was, "the one".
0:25:47 > 0:25:49That's cos he's not! Duh!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51He's just the cutest boy in town,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54which means he looks brilliant on my arm.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Kind of like my favourite handbag! See ya!
0:25:58 > 0:26:04- Oh.- My.- Gaga! He's just her favourite bag but he's my perfect guy!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Right, that's it.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10The battle for Taylor Bell... is back on!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:27 > 0:26:30E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- And stay out! Schnoodle brain! - She fired you?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Yeah, turns out waiting tables is way harder than riding waves.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42I just didn't cut the mustard. Or the lemons. Or the gherkins.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, unlucky. So who's the new Trog Face?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47That would be me!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50But I... Trog... You... When... How?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Now this little one knows how to make moolah!
0:26:54 > 0:26:58In fact, she's the closest thing to Chloe I've ever met.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Just excuse me one second.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04No-o-o!