0:55:50 > 0:55:57.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04Ex-squeezez-moi, gossip girls. Kitty Kat coming through.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07Miss V, bring me my usual.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10- And vat vould zat be, sir? - You forgot?
0:56:10 > 0:56:14I've been coming here since I was knee-high to a bobby sock.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16I would never forget something that important about...
0:56:19 > 0:56:22- Did you change your hair? - It's not Miss V, you muppet!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24I am Jazper. Ze nephew of Miss V.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26I'm here in ze big city, with the bright lights,
0:56:26 > 0:56:28for my one and only school break all year round.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Er...no way! HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:56:31 > 0:56:33So what's Auntie V treating you to?
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Nothink. She is DJing in Magaluf.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39And she has left me
0:56:39 > 0:56:41to vork here all day every day for duration of her stay.
0:56:41 > 0:56:46- That's...er...- Weird? Cruel? Totally disrespectful to me?
0:56:46 > 0:56:50- Nice.- Isn't it? Ve have saying back in Klypota.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53Give a child ze job of men, and he vill become one.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56Unless it involves heavy machinery, when it is likely to cause accident.
0:56:56 > 0:57:00Well, luckily for you, you'll be here to witness my bodacious birthday.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03I'm turning fiercely 14 the day after tomorrow.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05JAZPER SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:57:05 > 0:57:08- Huh? - It means happy birthday in Klypotan.
0:57:09 > 0:57:10- Kit!- You're going to be 14?
0:57:10 > 0:57:13Wow. I hope you've done the "things to do before you're 14" list.
0:57:13 > 0:57:17- Kit, there's...- I'm doing it today, actually. As soon as Sadie turns up.
0:57:17 > 0:57:18She's my witness.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20And, yes, she's completed the list, cos...
0:57:20 > 0:57:23- BOTH:- You can't be a witness unless you've done the list, yes?
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Please don't freak out, but Sadie got a last-minute chance
0:57:26 > 0:57:28- to go skydiving with her aunt in Aberdeen.- Yeeeeeesssss!
0:57:28 > 0:57:31- Noooooooo!- Calm down!
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Sadie said I should be her for the week
0:57:33 > 0:57:36and do whatever she was supposed to do instead.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Oh, my Lady Gaga! You want me to be your list witness!
0:57:39 > 0:57:41But I haven't even done the list.
0:57:41 > 0:57:42Then you'll have to do it.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Because, if you don't do it, I can't do it,
0:57:44 > 0:57:48which means I can't turn 14 with any self-respecting...self-respect.
0:57:48 > 0:57:52- This is priceless.- I might as well hang up my sparkly salopettes,
0:57:52 > 0:57:54stop wearing hats at a jaunty angle
0:57:54 > 0:57:57and put on a one-size-fits-all plain T and move to Bangor.
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Is that what you want?!
0:57:59 > 0:58:01OK, OK, I'll do the list!
0:58:01 > 0:58:03You will? Oh, Deeds!
0:58:03 > 0:58:07Really? That would be the best birthday pressie ever.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09- What are BFFs for, right?- Coolio.
0:58:09 > 0:58:12In that case, I'll be YOUR witness.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I seriously want to be there when the Deedlebug fails.
0:58:15 > 0:58:19I'm not going to fail. I never fail. I'm unable to fail.
0:58:19 > 0:58:21Now, give me the list.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28SHE STARTS TO HYPERVENTILATE
0:58:29 > 0:58:33Now I know why Sadie says this all the time. Aaaarrrrggghhhhh!
0:58:33 > 0:58:38# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:58:38 > 0:58:40# Give me a break
0:58:40 > 0:58:43# They've got attitude Kind of cute
0:58:43 > 0:58:46# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:58:46 > 0:58:48# To save the day, to save the day
0:58:48 > 0:58:50# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:58:50 > 0:58:51# Could you be her?
0:58:51 > 0:58:54# Someone to back me up so I always
0:58:54 > 0:58:55# Have the last word
0:58:55 > 0:58:58# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:58:58 > 0:59:01# In a boys' world
0:59:01 > 0:59:05# Girl, girl In a boys'...
0:59:05 > 0:59:07# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:59:07 > 0:59:08# Mental attitude
0:59:08 > 0:59:11# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:59:11 > 0:59:12# Don't want gratitude
0:59:12 > 0:59:15# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:59:15 > 0:59:18# In a boys' world. #
0:59:19 > 0:59:23Hey, no dawdling. We've got a lot of work to do today in that garage.
0:59:23 > 0:59:25- On my way.- Right, hold that.
0:59:26 > 0:59:27I don't know if you realise this,
0:59:27 > 0:59:30but we've got a deadline for Mr Flurry Pops.
0:59:30 > 0:59:33I know. Because nobody wants an overheated ice-cream van.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36No. So get me Roger's food, his lead and the cereal.
0:59:38 > 0:59:41Good. If we don't get this done this afternoon,
0:59:41 > 0:59:44we are on very thin ice.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47In fact, scrap that.
0:59:47 > 0:59:50We're on melted ice.
0:59:51 > 0:59:54- Steve, are you stressed? - Why, why, why are you saying that?!
0:59:54 > 0:59:56You've put the bed sheet in the fridge,
0:59:56 > 0:59:59you've given Danny and Jake Beefy Bony Bites for breakfast
0:59:59 > 1:00:01- and you're taking the chair for a walk.- Oh...
1:00:01 > 1:00:07Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just missing Sadie, that's all. You know?
1:00:07 > 1:00:09She doesn't do a lot, but she does enough.
1:00:09 > 1:00:11Yeah, Sadie said you'd be like this.
1:00:11 > 1:00:15- Really?- Yeah. That's why she said I should be her for the weekend,
1:00:15 > 1:00:17step up to the plate.
1:00:17 > 1:00:18Or...bowl.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21Sort out some proper breakfast while I get started on the van.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23- What about Roger?- Chillax.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Sadie's put the boys in charge of him. All right?
1:00:26 > 1:00:28All right.
1:00:28 > 1:00:30Here... I like this new Keith.
1:00:30 > 1:00:34Never underestimate the power of the Keith-meister.
1:00:34 > 1:00:37Cos he's actually a lot more in control than you think.
1:00:45 > 1:00:49- Ninja to your right!- Eat Samurai sword, Ninja fiend!- Ninja up above!
1:00:49 > 1:00:52I'll take you down and show you who is master of this temple!
1:00:52 > 1:00:54Ninja to your left!
1:00:54 > 1:00:58- Dad!- What are you shouting at me for? You spilled the breakfast.
1:00:58 > 1:01:02You almost lost us out on the Shinto Temple of Honiwojinja!
1:01:02 > 1:01:03The what?
1:01:03 > 1:01:07The leader of the ancient warlord clan? Gogimakazhu!
1:01:07 > 1:01:08Waka-who? Whatever.
1:01:08 > 1:01:12A little birdie tells me that you are supposed to be...
1:01:12 > 1:01:15Sadie for the week. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Yes, we know.
1:01:15 > 1:01:18"You've got to take care of Roger."
1:01:18 > 1:01:21- Which we will do, once we've stormed...- The Shinto Temple of...
1:01:21 > 1:01:23Oi!
1:01:23 > 1:01:26Right, now, he needs food, a walk and a wash.
1:01:26 > 1:01:30Until then, no more...knicky knacky winja woja ninja...whatever.
1:01:30 > 1:01:33- But you don't understand! - No, YOU don't understand.
1:01:33 > 1:01:36You've got a duty to this dog. You're being irresponsible.
1:01:36 > 1:01:39- But...that game is addictive! - We need it!
1:01:39 > 1:01:43No. Not as much as he NEEDS a wash.
1:01:50 > 1:01:52Sorry. It's number seven on the list thingy.
1:01:52 > 1:01:55I have to steal something.
1:01:55 > 1:01:56Tick.
1:01:56 > 1:01:59Please accept this new milkshake
1:01:59 > 1:02:03as a replacement for the one that I stole.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05And as an extra thank-you...
1:02:07 > 1:02:12- What are you doing?- Ha! In your face, girlfriend. Dede's on fire.
1:02:12 > 1:02:14Yeah! A big cheating fire.
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Nuh-uh. I'm just doing everything on the list...
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Dede-style.
1:02:19 > 1:02:21No-one said it wasn't open to interpretation.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24Ooh, time to do number three.
1:02:24 > 1:02:26E-mail in homework late.
1:02:26 > 1:02:28Three seconds late!
1:02:31 > 1:02:37- W-what are you doing?- Number five. Dancing like nobody's watching.
1:02:37 > 1:02:40That's because nobody IS watching!
1:02:40 > 1:02:41I am.
1:02:41 > 1:02:45Oh, well, in for a penny, in for a pound.
1:02:45 > 1:02:49BRUNO MARS: # And when you smile... #
1:02:51 > 1:02:53May I have the next dance?
1:02:53 > 1:02:56You have not lived until you have seen my chicken feet.
1:02:56 > 1:02:58It is traditional Klypotan dance.
1:02:58 > 1:03:00Sorry, I'm kind of busy right now.
1:03:00 > 1:03:04When I do it back in Klypota, it makes my best friend Vorkel
1:03:04 > 1:03:07roll over in the mud and tinkle himself!
1:03:07 > 1:03:10- He is a pig. - GRUNTING
1:03:10 > 1:03:13Right. Can we please get this show on the road?
1:03:13 > 1:03:15I'm bungee jumping in five.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Off a five foot pole, natch.
1:03:17 > 1:03:20- Fine. Whatevs.- Good luck, Deeds.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22Remember it's my b-day in one day
1:03:22 > 1:03:26so the sooner you can finish the list the sooner I can start.
1:03:26 > 1:03:29Zere you go.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32Oh, silly me. You did not order the fries, did you?
1:03:32 > 1:03:35Oh, no. They are mine. Didn't Miss V tell you?
1:03:35 > 1:03:41I always get extra fries on...Extra Fries Friday.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43- Seriously?- Mm-hm.
1:03:43 > 1:03:44I'm so sorry for the mixup.
1:03:44 > 1:03:49You must remind me of these British idiosyncrasies, Mr Karter.
1:03:49 > 1:03:51No, I couldn't.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53Could I?
1:03:54 > 1:03:58And zere is ze Vagon Vheel pizza viz posh potato skins.
1:03:58 > 1:04:02You certainly get a lot of extras on a Friday, Mr Karter.
1:04:02 > 1:04:06You should wait and see what I get on a Saturday.
1:04:06 > 1:04:09Like taking candy from a baby.
1:04:10 > 1:04:12Actually, you forgot my candy.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17Right, here's the plan.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20Feed Roger, wash Roger, take Roger for a walk,
1:04:20 > 1:04:22which will dry him off,
1:04:22 > 1:04:25and if we limit it to T minus 10 minutes per task
1:04:25 > 1:04:28we should be back on the couch playing Ninja Warlord by...erm...
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Really quickly. Are you with me?
1:04:33 > 1:04:35This thing is enormous.
1:04:35 > 1:04:39There's no way of tipping it into his boooooowwwwlll!
1:04:39 > 1:04:42- Man down!- Man up, more like!
1:04:43 > 1:04:46What did you think this scoop was for, you melon head?
1:04:46 > 1:04:48A jaunty little doggy hat?
1:04:48 > 1:04:52- Well, at least he's eating it.- True.
1:04:52 > 1:04:53Feed Roger, tick.
1:04:53 > 1:04:59Right, I'll go get the doggy shampoo and you turn on the S-H-O-W-E-R.
1:04:59 > 1:05:02Turn on the show...er.
1:05:02 > 1:05:08Not the show-er, the S-H-O-W-E-R.
1:05:10 > 1:05:13- The drippy thing in the bathroom that gets you clean.- Ah, the...
1:05:13 > 1:05:16Don't even think about saying it.
1:05:16 > 1:05:19This is one of the dirtiest dogs in town. And that's how he likes it.
1:05:19 > 1:05:23- One mention of you-know-what and he'll be off like a shot.- Ah, gotcha.
1:05:25 > 1:05:30Hmm! Peach and passionfruit pooch wash. Nice!
1:05:30 > 1:05:33And how about a little bit of coconut canine conditioner?
1:05:33 > 1:05:37- We'll have you silky smooth in no time, Rog.- Shower's ready!
1:05:37 > 1:05:40ROGER BARKS
1:05:43 > 1:05:46Come on. Come on, you blighter.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48Oh!
1:05:48 > 1:05:50Oh, three-inch wrench, please.
1:05:50 > 1:05:53- No way!- Excuse me? - This is Ninja Warlord Five.
1:05:53 > 1:05:57The Shinto Temple of Honiwojinja!
1:05:57 > 1:06:01The only VG to get six stars on the VG five-star chart.
1:06:01 > 1:06:05Nope, nope, you lost me at "Shinto".
1:06:05 > 1:06:06Hello.
1:06:06 > 1:06:09Can I have a three-inch wrench, please?
1:06:10 > 1:06:13- Ain't it lunchtime yet? - Forget about lunch.
1:06:13 > 1:06:16- Have you seen the state of this thing?- Not even a cold one?
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Don't even think about it.
1:06:18 > 1:06:21I tell you, two hours and that lot is going to be ice-cream soup.
1:06:21 > 1:06:24You know, boss, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
1:06:24 > 1:06:27- Oh, yeah? What's your excuse, then?- I'm serious.
1:06:27 > 1:06:31You can't keep pushing yourself like this, you'll burn yourself out.
1:06:31 > 1:06:34And burnout leads to freakout, girlfriend.
1:06:34 > 1:06:37Are you reading Sadie's Girltastic magazine again?
1:06:37 > 1:06:42Well, I can't read Flat Tyres Fortnightly all the time, can I?
1:06:42 > 1:06:46Look, it says here, no matter how deadly the deadline is,
1:06:46 > 1:06:50if we don't take regular breaks our work is likely to suffer.
1:06:50 > 1:06:52BANG!
1:06:52 > 1:06:53Just like that.
1:06:56 > 1:07:00- Put the kettle on. - I've got a way better idea.
1:07:01 > 1:07:05- Ninja at your back.- Oh, kick that Ninja scum.- Ninja on the floor.
1:07:05 > 1:07:08Feel the wrath of the master of the temple.
1:07:09 > 1:07:13- How good is this, boss? - Oh, it's pretty awesome.
1:07:13 > 1:07:16Tell me about it. Even beats Sadie's skydiving, I bet.
1:07:16 > 1:07:19Aaaaaarrrggghhh!
1:07:19 > 1:07:20Possibly.
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Told you it was good, didn't I?
1:07:22 > 1:07:23- ALARM BELL SOUNDS - Oops.
1:07:23 > 1:07:27- Better get back to Mr Flurry Pops. - Ooh, not so fast.
1:07:27 > 1:07:33We've only just broken through the defences of Hokinokasuuuuu.
1:07:37 > 1:07:39Is it true?! Is it true?!
1:07:39 > 1:07:41Hello, Mum?
1:07:41 > 1:07:44That nice dress you wore to Sadie's barbecue last week
1:07:44 > 1:07:46was ruined by that frankly hideous cardigan.
1:07:47 > 1:07:50So I'm saving up to buy you a new one for your b-day.
1:07:50 > 1:07:51See you at dinner!
1:07:52 > 1:07:57Number 13. Tell someone an uncomfortable home truth. Done.
1:07:57 > 1:08:00And, yes, it's true, I've just completed the list,
1:08:00 > 1:08:04in record time with nil fails.
1:08:04 > 1:08:05Care to verify?
1:08:05 > 1:08:09OMG, Deeds, you are officially a-to-the-mazing.
1:08:09 > 1:08:13Now you can watch me do exactly what you did all over again.
1:08:13 > 1:08:16- Yay...- You don't know how much this means to me.
1:08:16 > 1:08:18If I had turned 14 without completing
1:08:18 > 1:08:20that "things to do before you're 14" list,
1:08:20 > 1:08:22I think I'd collapse. Like, literally.
1:08:22 > 1:08:24Yeah, good on you, Deeds!
1:08:24 > 1:08:30Oh, look. There's one more you still haven't done.
1:08:30 > 1:08:35Number 14. Go on a date with someone and kiss them?!
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Oh, no. No way.
1:08:37 > 1:08:42The Deedster doesn't do that. The Dede no do-do. Cos I don't!
1:08:42 > 1:08:46Captain Skylo is the only man for me. It's impossible.
1:08:46 > 1:08:48Oh! Kit!
1:08:48 > 1:08:50Just leave me here at 13.
1:08:50 > 1:08:53I'm no use to anyone after tomorrow if I haven't completed that list.
1:08:53 > 1:08:56That's ridiculous. Tell him how ridiculous that is.
1:08:56 > 1:08:59Actually I think he's got a fair point.
1:08:59 > 1:09:03Where am I supposed to find a boy to go on a date with, and kiss, today?
1:09:04 > 1:09:07- BOTH:- Never going to happen.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10Chillax. Friends don't count anyway.
1:09:10 > 1:09:14- You'll have to find someone else. - But there IS no-one else.
1:09:14 > 1:09:18- One extra choca-loca-sha-da shake, for Extra Fries Friday.- Thank you.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Can I get you anything, Miss Baxter?
1:09:20 > 1:09:25One dinner date with a side order of mwah, mwah, mwah!
1:09:30 > 1:09:33Roger! Roger!
1:09:33 > 1:09:35Have you definitely checked in the garage
1:09:35 > 1:09:37and the garden and the greenhouse, yeah?
1:09:37 > 1:09:38Yeah. You checked on the stairs,
1:09:38 > 1:09:40under the stairs and on top of the stairs?
1:09:40 > 1:09:43Yeah. You know what this means, don't you?
1:09:43 > 1:09:45We're never going to get back to Ninja Warlord today.
1:09:45 > 1:09:48Roger has left the building.
1:09:48 > 1:09:51- And that means? - He'll be halfway to Scotland by now.
1:09:51 > 1:09:54- Argh!- BOTH: Roger! Roger!
1:09:59 > 1:10:02- No, I can't do it.- Don't even think about letting me down, Deeds.
1:10:02 > 1:10:05Sadie would do it and you promised to be her for the week.
1:10:05 > 1:10:09Are you kidding me? Sadie never does anything she doesn't want to do.
1:10:09 > 1:10:13But it's my birthday! My special day. It's not like you get one every year.
1:10:13 > 1:10:16You're SO going to owe me for this, you know that?
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Thanks, Deeds. You can have anything you like.
1:10:18 > 1:10:21Absolutely anything. Though my Gaga collection is off limits
1:10:21 > 1:10:24and my pocket money goes off to pay a rather large Lily Allen debt.
1:10:24 > 1:10:27- What?- I know, she's SO over.
1:10:27 > 1:10:29But like many misguided memento hunters,
1:10:29 > 1:10:32I thought she was in it for the long haul.
1:10:34 > 1:10:38- Deedlebug.- Ashlii. Er, Jazper, can I have a word?
1:10:38 > 1:10:40HE SPEAKS IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE
1:10:43 > 1:10:48- It means yes. - How verbally cumbersome.- Thank you.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50Enough of the flirting, Deeds. Get on with it.
1:10:50 > 1:10:54I was wondering if maybe...
1:10:54 > 1:10:59- And you can totally say no... - No, he can't. Sorry.
1:10:59 > 1:11:02If you'd like to go on a date with me.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07I'm not that hideous, am I?
1:11:07 > 1:11:11- Well, now you ask...- Of course I will go on a date with you!
1:11:11 > 1:11:14Yes, yes and another yes!
1:11:14 > 1:11:16I'll take that as a yes, then!
1:11:16 > 1:11:20I promise you, this will be the best date in the history of the world.
1:11:20 > 1:11:24Oh, no. You don't have to go to any trouble. Like, really.
1:11:24 > 1:11:26I mean, look at us now, standing here,
1:11:26 > 1:11:30together, in a cafe. We're practically on a date right now.
1:11:30 > 1:11:35In fact, if you just pecked me on the cheek before I go,
1:11:35 > 1:11:39- we might not even have to go on a date.- Uh-uh-uh.
1:11:39 > 1:11:43You are hilarious, Miss Baxter.
1:11:43 > 1:11:47One cannot be on a date without ze beautiful, billowing bunting.
1:11:47 > 1:11:51And ze harp tinkling and tonkling in the breeze.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Tinkle, tonkle. Tinkle, tonkle.
1:11:53 > 1:11:55Tinkle, tonkle.
1:11:55 > 1:11:57And a large goat fizzing on the spit.
1:11:57 > 1:12:01Goat - very important in Klypotian culture.
1:12:02 > 1:12:07That sounds beyond. You are one lucky girl, Deedster.
1:12:07 > 1:12:11I know! Why don't I book you a booth here?
1:12:11 > 1:12:15- Make it even more romantique! - ALL: Yes!
1:12:15 > 1:12:19No! I mean, erm, fine.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23Just, no bunting. Or tinkling. Or goat fizzing.
1:12:23 > 1:12:26And definitely no romantique.
1:12:26 > 1:12:31Just a normal, low-key date, with a shakalaka shake.
1:12:31 > 1:12:32And maybe some curly fries.
1:12:32 > 1:12:36As you wish. There will just be shakes and curly fries.
1:12:36 > 1:12:40And then, I will sing a specially composed love song for you.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43We can dance the chicken feet dance together.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46See you at seven!
1:12:52 > 1:12:55PHONE RINGS
1:12:55 > 1:12:58If we're going to breach this temple,
1:12:58 > 1:13:01we're going to have to embrace the way of the samurai.
1:13:01 > 1:13:04- Yeah, but boss... - From now on, I'm not your boss.
1:13:04 > 1:13:07- I'm your sensei.- You're not a sensei.
1:13:07 > 1:13:09- We've been here for... - Ooh, come on!
1:13:09 > 1:13:12Let's teach these Ninja hordes a lesson!
1:13:12 > 1:13:15HE SCREAMS
1:13:19 > 1:13:21That's what I'm talking about.
1:13:21 > 1:13:25You can almost smell victory. It smells a bit like...
1:13:26 > 1:13:28BOTH: ..burnt ice-cream.
1:13:28 > 1:13:30PHONE RINGS
1:13:32 > 1:13:37Oh, no! Why did you not remind me about Mr Flurrypops?
1:13:37 > 1:13:38I've been trying to tell you,
1:13:38 > 1:13:41but you were too wrapped up in that stupid game.
1:13:41 > 1:13:45That game is not stupid. It's just incredibly addictive.
1:13:45 > 1:13:48I don't believe it. The boys were right.
1:13:48 > 1:13:53I don't believe it. Dad was right. We ARE totally irresponsible.
1:13:53 > 1:13:55Don't give up so easily, Danny boy.
1:13:55 > 1:13:57It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
1:13:57 > 1:14:00She sang two hours ago and caught the bus home, you melon head.
1:14:00 > 1:14:04Get with the programme, Jakey boy. We've looked all over town.
1:14:04 > 1:14:07- Roger is gone.- Oh, no!
1:14:07 > 1:14:10What's Sadie going to say when she gets back from skydiving?
1:14:10 > 1:14:12No-o-o-o-o!
1:14:12 > 1:14:17- Doesn't bear thinking about. - Oh, loveable, smelly old Roger.
1:14:17 > 1:14:21Good, kind, smelly old Roger.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26Are you crying?
1:14:26 > 1:14:29No. You?
1:14:37 > 1:14:40- Hey, Jazper.- Hey, Dede.
1:14:40 > 1:14:43Oh, my Gaga!
1:14:43 > 1:14:46I know this British turn of phrase. It means hurrah, yes?
1:14:46 > 1:14:50- That's one interpretation. - I am so glad you are happy with it.
1:14:50 > 1:14:53I thought you did not want a fuss, but Ashlii said you did.
1:14:53 > 1:14:55I bet she did.
1:14:55 > 1:14:58That's why I have pushed out the strudelboat.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00No way.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03- Way.- Hang on. Isn't that...?
1:15:03 > 1:15:08Moi? I'm here for moral support, Deeds. Obvs. Look, no hands!
1:15:10 > 1:15:14Now close. It doesn't matter how much of a nerd he is,
1:15:14 > 1:15:16nobody wants to kiss a mothball mouth.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19Actually, it's just going to be a tiny peck.
1:15:19 > 1:15:21Care to take a seat, Miss Baxter?
1:15:23 > 1:15:29Erm, bring-bring, bring-bring! Sorry, that's me.
1:15:29 > 1:15:33Hello, Mum? Oh, no! Granny Baxter's ill?
1:15:33 > 1:15:37And she wants me to visit her, like, really, really soon?
1:15:37 > 1:15:41But I'm on a date. I couldn't possibly... Be there in five.
1:15:41 > 1:15:46- What is she playing at? - It's all part of the plan. I hope.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Sorry, looks like we're going to have to wrap things up.
1:15:49 > 1:15:53Granny B's been stung by a bee.
1:15:53 > 1:15:54Oh, poor old woman.
1:15:54 > 1:15:57But Miss Summers hasn't brought out the dinner platters yet.
1:15:57 > 1:16:00In Klypota, dates take place over six separate courses.
1:16:00 > 1:16:03Plus dessert. And strudel cheese.
1:16:03 > 1:16:07Yeah, I might have to skip dessert. And courses two through six.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09Maybe we should just kiss goodbye now.
1:16:09 > 1:16:12- Told you.- What a shame.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15I was so hoping we could enjoy a lively discussion over dinner
1:16:15 > 1:16:17about such interesting subjects as
1:16:17 > 1:16:19the origins of the chicken feet dance
1:16:19 > 1:16:23or why my pet piglet will always shimmy to Susan Boyle,
1:16:23 > 1:16:26or which episode of Space Cargo is the most thrilling.
1:16:26 > 1:16:28BELL TINGS
1:16:28 > 1:16:33What? YOU like Space Cargo? Me, too!
1:16:33 > 1:16:37Yes. This is why I am so glad Auntie V invited me to look after Y Diner.
1:16:37 > 1:16:40Here, I can watch endless reruns of the show.
1:16:40 > 1:16:43At home, Mama's always nagging.
1:16:43 > 1:16:45"Go outside and wear hoodie like normal teenager."
1:16:45 > 1:16:47But we ARE normal teenagers.
1:16:47 > 1:16:50Exactly. Teenagers who know where Captain Scarlo
1:16:50 > 1:16:52gets his infinite power source.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54BOTH: The Rock of Cargozinian.
1:16:54 > 1:16:58THEY LAUGH
1:16:58 > 1:16:59You're not going to believe this,
1:16:59 > 1:17:01but I actually own one of the original rock props
1:17:01 > 1:17:03used in the first series.
1:17:03 > 1:17:04I don't believe it!
1:17:04 > 1:17:08I queued for 17 hours just to get into the auction
1:17:08 > 1:17:10for one of those rocks and I didn't even get a pebble.
1:17:10 > 1:17:12I want to hear all about how you got it.
1:17:12 > 1:17:15- Well...- Wait, what about your sick grandmother?
1:17:15 > 1:17:18- Pah, she'll get over it. - No, no, no. You must go.
1:17:18 > 1:17:22Er, ping! Oh, yay! She's better.
1:17:22 > 1:17:23Ah, OK.
1:17:23 > 1:17:27Hang on, I have a special shakalaka shara shake for us to share.
1:17:27 > 1:17:29Let me fetch.
1:17:29 > 1:17:32- Deeds, what gives? - You better get a move on.
1:17:32 > 1:17:36Chillax, guys. I may have thought Jazper was a total nerdaloid,
1:17:36 > 1:17:39who I'd only ever kiss cos of that stupid list,
1:17:39 > 1:17:44but he's actually a really nice guy AND he likes Space Cargo.
1:17:44 > 1:17:46Can you believe, the thought of kissing him
1:17:46 > 1:17:49doesn't make me feel physically sick anymore?
1:17:49 > 1:17:51He's right behind me, isn't he?
1:17:51 > 1:17:57I expected more from you, Miss Baxter. This date is finished.
1:18:03 > 1:18:05Dad?
1:18:07 > 1:18:08Danny.
1:18:08 > 1:18:11There's something you should know, Mr Jenkins.
1:18:11 > 1:18:14- I've got something to tell you boys, too.- You first.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17- No, you.- You.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20- Rock, paper, scissors? - Get on with it!
1:18:21 > 1:18:24I've got addicted to Ninja Warlord and I've done all the levels.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26We tried looking after Roger, but we lost him.
1:18:26 > 1:18:29- You've lost Roger?- You played every level on Ninja Warlord?
1:18:29 > 1:18:32- Do you know how serious this is? - Do YOU know how serious this is?
1:18:32 > 1:18:35I can never play that game again now that it's been done.
1:18:35 > 1:18:38You have lost a member of our family.
1:18:40 > 1:18:43OK, you win. But you don't understand!
1:18:43 > 1:18:45We tried our best, we really did.
1:18:45 > 1:18:48- Er, Danny...- No, let me say this.
1:18:48 > 1:18:50- Mate...- One sec, Keith.
1:18:50 > 1:18:53We gave our all to that dog. We fed him.
1:18:53 > 1:18:56I got coconut canine conditioner out especially just to wash him.
1:18:56 > 1:18:58And as Jakey boy here as my witness,
1:18:58 > 1:19:03Roger was just sitting there like that and then, he disappeared.
1:19:03 > 1:19:06HE SOBS
1:19:08 > 1:19:12ROGER PANTS
1:19:12 > 1:19:14Roger?
1:19:16 > 1:19:20We'll just be, erm, going.
1:19:20 > 1:19:22Yes, you do that.
1:19:30 > 1:19:31PHONE RINGS
1:19:31 > 1:19:34I thought I told you not to call me again.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37Yes, but that was then and this is now. Things change.
1:19:37 > 1:19:38In three minutes?
1:19:38 > 1:19:41Look, Deeds, before you hang up, again,
1:19:41 > 1:19:43I just wanted you to know that it's not the end of the world
1:19:43 > 1:19:47and that we can get through this together as BFFs and best buds.
1:19:47 > 1:19:49I guess. Thanks, Kit.
1:19:49 > 1:19:52So, how do you feel about a tete-a-tete
1:19:52 > 1:19:54or more accurately, a date-a-date, with Liam Higgins?
1:19:54 > 1:19:58He's happy for you to kiss him on the cheek for a Supercon comic,
1:19:58 > 1:19:59whatever that is.
1:19:59 > 1:20:03The point being that you finish your list and I start mine tout de suite.
1:20:03 > 1:20:07Don't you get it? That stupid, pointless, imbecilic list
1:20:07 > 1:20:10is what got me into all this trouble in the first place!
1:20:10 > 1:20:13I hurt Jazper because of it, because of you.
1:20:13 > 1:20:17- In fact, this is all your fault. - OMLG, Deeds, I am such an idiot.
1:20:17 > 1:20:21Too right! You're the idiot's idiot. King Idiot.
1:20:21 > 1:20:23President of the Idotonians.
1:20:23 > 1:20:26You're right, I have to do something to make it up to Jazper.
1:20:26 > 1:20:30No, don't you dare do anything. You've done enough damage as it is.
1:20:35 > 1:20:39All new Kitty Kat coming through. Make way for change.
1:20:39 > 1:20:41Have you gone totally bonkerlicious?
1:20:43 > 1:20:46Chillax, Jaz. I'm doing this for your benefit.
1:20:46 > 1:20:49- I'm not feeling it. - Attenzione, Y diners!
1:20:49 > 1:20:53I think most of you here are familiar
1:20:53 > 1:20:56with the Things To Do Before You're 14 list my BFF Dede agreed to do,
1:20:56 > 1:20:59just so she could be my list witness.
1:20:59 > 1:21:02And she hates it. And do you know what? She's right.
1:21:02 > 1:21:04The list is stupid... THEY GASP
1:21:04 > 1:21:06..pointless... THEY GASP
1:21:06 > 1:21:08- ..and imbeklinic. - ALL: What?
1:21:08 > 1:21:10- Imbecilic.- That's the one.
1:21:11 > 1:21:15You heard me. Dede ended up hurting...someone.
1:21:15 > 1:21:18Someone she would never have willingly hurt
1:21:18 > 1:21:19if I hadn't forced her into it
1:21:19 > 1:21:23which is why I wanted to say a big heartfelt sorry to you, Jazper.
1:21:23 > 1:21:28I hope you can forgive us. The list is officially dissed.
1:21:32 > 1:21:35THEY CHEER
1:21:35 > 1:21:39- That was very big of you, Kit. - It was, wasn't it?
1:21:39 > 1:21:40Of course I forgive you.
1:21:43 > 1:21:44Don't listen to a word he says.
1:21:44 > 1:21:48OK, I know I totally messed up and you'll probably never forgive me.
1:21:48 > 1:21:50Actually, Deeds...
1:21:50 > 1:21:53- Let me finish. I want him to know how terrible I feel.- But, Deeds...
1:21:53 > 1:21:56Zip it, Kit. And the only way I could think of making it up to you
1:21:56 > 1:21:58was to give you this.
1:21:58 > 1:22:01- The Rock of Cargozinian! - Could you possibly forgive me?
1:22:01 > 1:22:04But I have already forgiven you. Kit explained everything
1:22:04 > 1:22:07and I realise you do it cos you're a pure-hearted, wonderful person.
1:22:07 > 1:22:11Well, if you've already forgiven me...
1:22:11 > 1:22:14I mean, it's a prized piece in my collection.
1:22:14 > 1:22:16So, if you don't mind, I'll...
1:22:16 > 1:22:18Nothing. Enjoy the rock.
1:22:23 > 1:22:24Thank you, Miss Baxter.
1:22:26 > 1:22:29OMLG, Deeds. Jazper just kissed you!
1:22:29 > 1:22:31- I know!- Which means you've completed the list. Which means I can...
1:22:31 > 1:22:33Don't even go there.
1:22:51 > 1:22:54Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
1:22:54 > 1:22:57There you go, Mr Karter.
1:22:57 > 1:22:59Extra strudel sausage on Extra Strudel Sausage Saturday
1:22:59 > 1:23:02along with extra shakes and schnitzels.
1:23:03 > 1:23:05Oh, and I almost forgot,
1:23:05 > 1:23:08an extra large bill for all the extras.
1:23:08 > 1:23:10You what?! But...
1:23:10 > 1:23:11Don't worry.
1:23:11 > 1:23:14You've got until Time To Pay Up Tuesday to settle the bill.
1:23:17 > 1:23:18No!