0:28:50 > 0:28:57.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03Oh, this better be worth it, Sass.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06I was on my way to my acting appraisal...aaouch!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10It is worth it! In fact, it's beyond worth it.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Guess who's going to be on
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Poptastic TV's Surprise Celeb Partay?
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Oh my Lady Gaga! That is fantastalistic!- I know!
0:29:18 > 0:29:21What is Poptastic Surprise Celeb Partay?
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Uh, duh!
0:29:22 > 0:29:26Where you throw a surprise party for your favourite celeb.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29They broadcast from your house so everyone can see
0:29:29 > 0:29:31how celebtastically connected you are.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Last week Leylani from Leicester threw a foam party for Pharrell.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35So, who's your celeb?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- Pixie Lott! - HE SCREAMS
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I know! And it's all happening tonight.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Pixie's on her way.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46All I have to do is beat the other girl on the shortlist.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48RECORD SCRATCH There's another girl?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Oh, chillax! It's no biggie.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53I just have to meet the show's producer, Daisy,
0:29:53 > 0:29:55and prove to her I love Pixie more,
0:29:55 > 0:29:57and my party idea is way more perfect.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I'll breeze it cos I'm Pixie's biggest fan.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01I know more about her than she knows herself.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Like, her hair's naturally curly, not straight.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Her favourite food is pineapple, and her real name's Victoria.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- No way!- Way!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Oh, Mel G! It's in the bag.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Nothing is going to stand in the way of us and that Pixie Lott partay!
0:30:15 > 0:30:18MUSIC: "All About Tonight" by Pixie Lott
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- RECORD SCRATCH - Why aren't you ready?
0:30:22 > 0:30:23My game's in ten.
0:30:23 > 0:30:24BOTH: Huh?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27The baseball game against Browncone Buffaloes?
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Biggest game of my career?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Duh, Taylor. That's on Saturday.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Oh, Mel G! It's Saturday!
0:30:34 > 0:30:37You can still come, right? I mean, you're my lucky charm.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Well, I'd love to, obvs, but it's completely impossible.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42I've got a Pixie Lott parta...
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Are you a total bongatron? Taylor's your new beau, your squeeze.
0:30:46 > 0:30:47You're Taydie now.
0:30:47 > 0:30:52You can't just flunk out on your first foray into girlfriend duties!
0:30:52 > 0:30:56Seriously? Do I really have to choose?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- OK, fine! Eeny, meeny, miney, mo. - SHE SIGHS
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Give me five. I'll be right there.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Awesome! Thanks, S!
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Ouch! Pixie pain in my heart!
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Oh, well. At least I did the right thing.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12To Gaga with the right thing!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15There is no way I'm going to pass up the chance to meet Pixie.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18That is why moi is going to bag the gig for you.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Nah-uh! Daisy the producer is expecting Sadie J,
0:31:22 > 0:31:23a 14-year-old girl.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27Face it, Kit. It's game over. I'll call Daisy and cancel.
0:31:27 > 0:31:28Wait!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30There is someone who can step in.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34She's totally wrong, and it'll probably all end up in tears...
0:31:34 > 0:31:36..but she's our last ticket to Pixie town.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38She? Who?
0:31:38 > 0:31:43MUSIC: "Love Is Like a Butterfly" by Dolly Parton
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Nooooooo!
0:31:46 > 0:31:48# Won't somebody tell me why
0:31:48 > 0:31:51# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:31:51 > 0:31:54# Give me a break
0:31:54 > 0:31:56# They've got attitude, Kind of cute
0:31:56 > 0:31:59# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:31:59 > 0:32:01# To save the day, to save the day
0:32:01 > 0:32:03# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:32:03 > 0:32:05# Could you be her?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07# Someone to back me up so I always
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# Have the last word
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# In a boys' world
0:32:14 > 0:32:16# Girl, girl
0:32:16 > 0:32:18# In a boys'...
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:32:21 > 0:32:23# Mental attitude
0:32:23 > 0:32:24# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:32:24 > 0:32:25# Don't want gratitude
0:32:25 > 0:32:27# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:32:27 > 0:32:31# In a boys' world. #
0:32:31 > 0:32:35Look, as much as I'd love to, I can't.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39I just got an A-minus in my optional astrophysics module.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Congratulations!
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Commiserations. I want an A-star.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Luckily, because I got it in early, Mr Hogworthy said
0:32:46 > 0:32:50if I resubmit it tonight, he'll re-mark it in the morning.
0:32:50 > 0:32:55But Deeds, this is Sadie's chance to meet her fave celeb of all time.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I thought Nicole Scherzinger was her fave celeb of all time.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00That's her fave US celeb of all time.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04But, Kit, I don't even know who this Pixie Lott is.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07That's why Sadie created you Pixie Lott party pack.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10To help you get the gig.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Full of popalicious Pixie party ideas.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Whatever you do, don't let Daisy see it.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Technically, it's cheating.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19But you don't get it.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22I could never pass for a trendy girl like Sass.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27MUSIC: "Di Quella Pira" by Giuseppe Verdi
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- RECORD SCRATCH - But...but, but...
0:33:39 > 0:33:41No more buts!
0:33:41 > 0:33:43The point is we have to do this for Sass.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45That's what BFFs are for.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47And she's our best BFF.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50BOTH: Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Go on, say it. You've got THE coolest BFF ever.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- Are you ready to rumba? - I was born ready!
0:33:58 > 0:34:02MUSIC: "Hello" by Martin Solveig and Dragonette
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Put down your rulebook and read my lips.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- This little lot are Dede... - Don't do it!
0:34:09 > 0:34:10.. Delicious!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Can I just say I know this entire situation is simply...
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Remarkable! You've excelled yourself, Baxter.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- I try my best!- Does she ever!
0:34:19 > 0:34:22This girl here can turn her hand to anything, can't you?
0:34:22 > 0:34:24In fact, I'm amazed she isn't in pole position
0:34:24 > 0:34:26for that Deputy Head Girl role.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28- How unsubtle.- Agreed!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Dede, you're back in the running.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Unsubtle works for me!
0:34:32 > 0:34:37- CAR HORN PLAYS WEDDING MARCH - Ta-dah! I saved the wedding!
0:34:37 > 0:34:40- BOTH: After you wrecked the wedding. - Details...
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Wait!
0:34:42 > 0:34:46Hi! Bieber! Diner! Popalicious! Brotastic!
0:34:46 > 0:34:51Who? You? Danny? Jake? Keith? Dad? Roger?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54It'll be bridesmaidamundo-tastically fabulicious.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55Glitzilicious, glam-tastic,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58and bursting with A-list Hollywood style.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01I've got a Debbie Old Banger that needs a bodacious makeover
0:35:01 > 0:35:04to get me into Bridesmaidamundo magazine.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05- Say what? - THEY GROAN
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- Say what? Bieber's on the move? - THEY SQUEAL
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Gaga, I'm good.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15You know what they say, if you can't Bieber 'em,
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- Join 'em! - SHE SQUEALS
0:35:19 > 0:35:22CRASH!
0:35:22 > 0:35:25I am 100% behind you, because you are my best mate,
0:35:25 > 0:35:27and you deserve it.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29THEY SCREAM RECORD SCRATCH
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Who is this Bieber?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33And why is he coming to my Y?
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Only the best bopalicious boy to bop, ever!
0:35:36 > 0:35:38And when he comes to shoot his video here,
0:35:38 > 0:35:40it'll be goodbye Selena Goatface...
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- BOTH: Baaa!- ..Gomez, Hello, supercool Sassa J.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45We'd make the perfect power couple.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49THEY SCREAM WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
0:35:51 > 0:35:52She's our best BFF.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56I'm Kit's bezzie. His big BFF. I bet he's told you all about me.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57SHE SCREAMS
0:35:59 > 0:36:02- I want that tofu tamale! Oh! - CRASH!
0:36:04 > 0:36:07I'm so going to blind him with my beauty, style,
0:36:07 > 0:36:08and grace...argh!
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Sadie. But you can call me Sass. The Sasster. Sassy J, Jassy Sassy.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15What am I saying?
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Oh, Mel G! Have you seen the Justin Bieber competition
0:36:20 > 0:36:22in Scandalicious magazine?
0:36:22 > 0:36:25HE SIGHS Are you handling this, or shall I?
0:36:25 > 0:36:26My pleasure.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29BLENDER WHIZZES
0:36:31 > 0:36:33I'll take that as a no.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Didn't want to say I told you so. So I showed you so.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39OMLG, you did not throw the contest for me!
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Too right! That's what BFFs do.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42Friends again?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44BOTH: Yeah!
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Congratulations, you're the new Head Girl!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Zingon blasters! I'm the new Head Girl!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51APPLAUSE
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Yes, but...I...this is outrageous!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56I don't know what to say!
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Say, "Thanks for realising what an idiot you've been, Sass.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00"And how lucky you are to have me."
0:37:00 > 0:37:03I love them almost as much as I love you.
0:37:03 > 0:37:04BOTH: Right back atcha!
0:37:06 > 0:37:09OK, fine. I will meet with this producer
0:37:09 > 0:37:11and do my best to get Sadie the gig.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12- Woo!- As long as I am done by six,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14so I can rewrite my essay tonight.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17No problem! Nyet problema!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Oh, acting appraisal o'clock! Bon luck!
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Hang on, Kit! I don't even know who this TV producer, Daisy, is!
0:37:25 > 0:37:28That'd be me. And you must be...
0:37:28 > 0:37:29..Sadie Jenkins?
0:37:30 > 0:37:34Ya-hah, that's me! Dede...
0:37:34 > 0:37:36.. I mean, Sadie! Sassy J. The Jenkster.
0:37:36 > 0:37:41And I just can't wait to tell you how much I love Goblin.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43I mean, Pixie!
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Now, can we get going? I'm in a bit of a tight deadline...
0:37:46 > 0:37:48We're waiting for the other girl on the shortlist.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Other girl?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53- What other girl?- Me, dummy!
0:37:53 > 0:37:56SIRENS BLARE
0:37:56 > 0:38:00OMLG! I'm toast! Ashlii never plays fair!
0:38:02 > 0:38:05CAR BRAKES SCREECH CRASH
0:38:05 > 0:38:08Please just tell me this is your friend?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10An overly-friendly friend?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Sadie, this is my girlfriend, Ashlii.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13But I...
0:38:13 > 0:38:17But, nothing! Just take the shake, then take a hike.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Taylor is totally off limits to losers like you.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22BTW, didn't you get the memo?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Fashion's supposed to IMPROVE your appearance.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27OMLG! The poor guy is dating a monster!
0:38:27 > 0:38:28I've got to get rid of her.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Sadie and Taylor are perfect together?
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Not on my turf!
0:38:36 > 0:38:40OK, Taylor. I think it's time we had The Chat.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41The Chat?
0:38:41 > 0:38:44- About getting back together. - But you dumped me.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Duh! We all make mistakes. So, are we back on, yeah?
0:38:47 > 0:38:48Uh... Don't think so.
0:38:49 > 0:38:54- In that case, please accept this as a goodbye present.- Oh, thanks.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57- What is it? - The dos and don'ts of acting, dummy.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00You're on stage in less than 24 hours and, believe me,
0:39:00 > 0:39:02you need all the help you can get.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Look, it's full of amazing tips. - Oh, really?- Oh, yeah.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09It says here that under no circumstances must you talk to
0:39:09 > 0:39:11or look at fellow cast members on the day of the show.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13- Why not?- Bad luck, apparently.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Like saying Macbeth instead of The Scottish Play.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Oops! Sorry!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21I mean, you don't want to wreck the show, do you?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- No!- In that case, you'd better ignore everyone.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26And I mean EVERYONE.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Have you seen Taylor Bell?
0:39:28 > 0:39:31He's about yay high, totally Bieberlicious.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Taylor! I bring good news! - Don't talk to me!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39What's up with him?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42I wish you wouldn't be like that. It's SO not nice.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45I mean, how are you supposed to know he asked me to go back out with him?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47- Say what?- Yeah, it's awesome, innit?
0:39:47 > 0:39:51But, just because he's made his choice,
0:39:51 > 0:39:52and it's not you,
0:39:52 > 0:39:55that's no excuse for being SO horrific.
0:39:55 > 0:40:00And, I mean, he might think you're a loser, desperado, nonentity...
0:40:00 > 0:40:01He said that?
0:40:01 > 0:40:03That was the edited version.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07CAMERA CLICKS
0:40:07 > 0:40:12I knew it! You're about as vegetarian as Ms V's wolfhound!
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, Jenkster.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Not!
0:40:17 > 0:40:21Ashlii, my darling. Do you know if Sadie J is here?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Don't say anything! My dad will ground me!
0:40:23 > 0:40:25My silence comes at a price.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Ashlii, I'm waiting!- OK, anything!
0:40:27 > 0:40:30- I'll do anything! - That's more like it.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Hmmm...Sadie J? Let me think...
0:40:33 > 0:40:37- Skinny, dishwater blonde?- My hair is not the colour of dishwater!
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Compared to my mop of bodacious black, it is.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Nope! Haven't seen that loser all day.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45She hasn't seen that loser all day.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- Thanks, Ashlii. I owe you one. - You certainly do.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50And you're going to pay...big time!
0:40:50 > 0:40:54Hey, Sass. Ready for your Lamefest?
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- I mean, Fright Night?- Too right.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59One bad review, and it's all over the world
0:40:59 > 0:41:02that you're a social nonentity, slash, mega loser.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Think you can handle the pressure?
0:41:05 > 0:41:06Totalistically.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Handle The Pressure is my middle name.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11- I thought it was Blodwen.- Shush!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Be there, or be scared!
0:41:12 > 0:41:17I mean, and. Be there, AND be scared. See yas.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Erm, I've come as a wicked witch.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Yeah...stretch.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- What are you doing? - Oh, didn't I mention?
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Kalisha's decided to broadcast your Fright Night
0:41:28 > 0:41:30live on AAAAARGH.com.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Uh...but, but, I, erm...
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Oh, don't be intimidated.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Kalisha's only got 17,000 viewers, who will ping her their comments...
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- Great, erm... - ..and those 17,000
0:41:42 > 0:41:45have each got around 3,000 social network followers.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Who have their own followers. In the thousands.
0:41:48 > 0:41:53I'm not good at maths, but I'm thinking there's going to be
0:41:53 > 0:41:55at least a million people who are going to see you
0:41:55 > 0:41:57FAIL miserably tonight.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Oh, Mel G, Carly from Ipswich
0:41:59 > 0:42:01already says this Fright Night sucks.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03I know I do this all the time, but...
0:42:03 > 0:42:05SHE SCREAMS
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Sadie, this is Ashlii. Ashlii, Sadie.
0:42:12 > 0:42:13Er, no it's not.
0:42:13 > 0:42:17Say anything, and I'll... Tell Ms V you take her tips.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21- How did you know about that? - I didn't. But now I do.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Whatevs. I'm going to thrash you anyways.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Not with my Pixie Lott party pack.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30It's full of everything I need to get the gig.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Pixie pop facts, partay suggestions...
0:42:33 > 0:42:35..the lot!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37OK, so, who'd like to go first in telling me
0:42:37 > 0:42:41why they're the biggest Pixie Lott fan?
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Ashlii, you're up.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Well, I'm easily the biggest Pixie fan.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48I know stuff about her that she doesn't know herself.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Like her hair is naturally curly, not straight.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55Her fave food is pineapple, and her real name is Victoria.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Well done! You really know your stuff!
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Sadie?
0:42:59 > 0:43:04Call yourself a fan? I know way more deets than that.
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Sadie?
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Erm...well, the thing is...
0:43:13 > 0:43:17..did you know that Pixie is, erm...
0:43:17 > 0:43:19..half French?
0:43:19 > 0:43:22With a twist of Cornish?
0:43:22 > 0:43:25And that she's only got, erm...
0:43:25 > 0:43:26..nine toes?
0:43:26 > 0:43:29I'm afraid that's not true. I've seen all ten.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Ashlii, maybe you'd like to tell me
0:43:33 > 0:43:35what kind of party you'd throw for Pixie.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39Well, I'm thinking something really, really cool.
0:43:39 > 0:43:40Like a divalistic disco.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- Oooh!- With a Pixie hologram in every room,
0:43:43 > 0:43:49ice sculptures and a Pixie popalistic VIP chill out zone.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50Love it!
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Sadie?
0:43:53 > 0:43:56Well, I was thinking a...
0:43:56 > 0:43:59..jelly and ice cream party.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03With the letter P for Pixie in chocolate buttons on top, and...
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- RECORD SCRATCH - ..er...Twister?
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Why do I let you get me into these things, Sadie J?
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Give me Y, give me an E,
0:44:11 > 0:44:13give me a "Y-E-S"! What does that spell?
0:44:13 > 0:44:18Disaster! This is the stupidest idea you have ever come up with.
0:44:18 > 0:44:19Have you seen Sadie?
0:44:19 > 0:44:22I cannot believe she'd hijack such a serious campaign
0:44:22 > 0:44:23just to impress a boy. It won't work
0:44:23 > 0:44:26As president of the local Vegetarian And Pescetarian Club,
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I've tried everything to get a veggie dish on the diner menu.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32There is no way she's going to wreck our cause and the Club's reputation
0:44:32 > 0:44:35with any more inappropriate and frankly stupid schemes.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Could you even breathe then?
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Do we know you?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Um... Yeah.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44I'm Katie and this is my girl, Phoebe.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48We met at the cheerleading cheer-off last...
0:44:48 > 0:44:49spring?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52We're thinking of joining your team.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55- The Cha-Cha Cheerleaders, were you? - Yes...?
0:44:55 > 0:44:59Oh, wow, you were amazing that day!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02That back flip star jump you did, oh, it was off the hook!
0:45:02 > 0:45:03Thanks.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07- You can do the triple flip. - No, but I...
0:45:07 > 0:45:10I'll take your bag, don't worry.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13She's got my bag!
0:45:19 > 0:45:21BOTH: Arrgghh!
0:45:25 > 0:45:30- Well, at least we got what we came for.- I did not come for whiplash!
0:45:30 > 0:45:31Guess who's top of the list
0:45:31 > 0:45:35to be my deputy? So, barring a bolt from the blue, I want you...
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Boom shakalaka celebration shake,
0:45:37 > 0:45:41cos I just got the last ticket in town.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Excuse me would have been nice!
0:45:43 > 0:45:46That's what one normally does when one knocks a person over.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48Excuse yourself, lady.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Who is this irritating personage?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Er, Dede's BFF, that's who.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56And, if we're on the subject of irritating...
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- Hello!- What are you doing?
0:45:58 > 0:45:59It's just a joke.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01I'm so sorry, Megan.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04My friend has a very unique sense of humour.
0:46:04 > 0:46:09- So, back to this deputy stuff, you were saying you want...- You know,
0:46:09 > 0:46:12I think I might need another few days just to make up my mind.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- No, but...- But nothing. A good deputy is a patient one.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19It's all about the kind of person you are and the company you keep.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24You just totally messed up my chances of being Deputy Head Girl.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28She would have given me the gig if you hadn't been so rude to her.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Owww.
0:46:32 > 0:46:33Owwww!
0:46:33 > 0:46:37I know how that looks, but that was not intentional. I swear.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39You're not all that.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41# I'll put the pan on the plate and turn the heat up hot
0:46:41 > 0:46:44# Cos the Sasster is cooking on gas! #
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Honestly, I can't leave you alone for one second, can I?
0:46:47 > 0:46:48Come quick, Deeds,
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Professor Brian Cox is enjoying a share-a-shake
0:46:51 > 0:46:54with Stephen Hawking in the diner.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58- That wasn't strictly...- True? I know. How stupid do you think I am?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00I don't know which is more psychologically damaging,
0:47:00 > 0:47:02watching Sadie make a total goon out of herself
0:47:02 > 0:47:06or watching the Coca-locas watch Sadie make a total goon of herself.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09LOUD CRASH
0:47:09 > 0:47:12And that's only the start of the slow death of the planet.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Deeds, what are you doing? Sadie told us to scare her.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18- And that information doesn't scare you?- Here I am.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- Thanks for holding the fort for me, guys.- You owe me hits.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22I want more doughnuts.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24OK, OK.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Right, ladies, fancy taking this fright night to the next level?
0:47:27 > 0:47:28Scary crisps, anyone?
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Er, what's scary about crisps?
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- They're incredibly high in salt and fat.- I know nothing about cupcakes.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Chilla-munga, my BFF Dede would love to help.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41They don't call her Dede "The Baker" Baxter for nothing.
0:47:41 > 0:47:45- But I've never made a cupcake in my entire life!- Really?
0:47:45 > 0:47:47But I thought you did a cookery course last year?
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Yes, on how to make sushi!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Did you honestly think making a few cupcakes
0:47:53 > 0:47:56- would get me back into Megan's good books?- Well, I just thought...
0:47:56 > 0:47:58No, you didn't think.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02- That's why you just made everything a billion times worse, Sass.- Nuh-uh.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06I was just trying to prove what a good, kind and selfless friend I am.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09- You can't throw me at the first hurdle.- You threw yourself.
0:48:09 > 0:48:14Oh, come on, Deeds. I'm on it this time, all over it in fact.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Just give me a chance. I promise this is going to work.
0:48:16 > 0:48:21It has to, cos I have absolutely no alternative!
0:48:24 > 0:48:28Well, I think I've heard more than enough to make my decision.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30There's a clear winner here.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34Wait. I promise you that if you let Sadie, which is me,
0:48:34 > 0:48:38throw this party, she won't, I mean I won't let you down.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Nobody deserves to meet Pixie more and nobody would work harder
0:48:42 > 0:48:44to make this party a success.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46You might not think it from what I've said,
0:48:46 > 0:48:48but I promise I'm telling you the truth.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50You really need to go with your gut on this.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Because if you don't dare to leap...
0:48:52 > 0:48:54You can never dare to fly.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57- BOTH: What?! - That's a Space Cargo quote.
0:48:57 > 0:49:01Ya-ha. I'm like Captain Skylo's biggest fan!
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Me too. It's my guilty pleasure.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06TOGETHER: There's no place like space!
0:49:07 > 0:49:10Grr, wheeze, mm-nyah!
0:49:10 > 0:49:13That's right, President Tecargonian.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15We certainly showed those Narzon death fighters
0:49:15 > 0:49:18who indeed have the upper hand.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19At-at-at-at!
0:49:19 > 0:49:23Or should I say claw! Ha-ha-ha.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Claw! What's he like?!
0:49:32 > 0:49:35And that, my fellow Space Cargonians,
0:49:35 > 0:49:39was the first ever episode of the best sci-fi show
0:49:39 > 0:49:41in televisual history.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Argh!- I can't believe you guys like the show too.
0:49:44 > 0:49:49Sadie used to love it and then she went gaga over Gossip Girl.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52It's so good to find somebody else to share the magic with.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57The tears, the laughter, the camaraderie...
0:49:57 > 0:50:00You guys have really mended a broken sci-fi heart.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03- OK, who's up for ep two?- Me!
0:50:03 > 0:50:05I need the job cos I'm saving up to go to
0:50:05 > 0:50:07the Fan Fanatic Syfy Auction.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10There's a sock of Captain Skylo's I simply have to have.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12At the moment, I can only afford the heel.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Every bonus gets me closer to those Skylo gloves.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- I thought they were socks.- With the extra cash you're paying,
0:50:17 > 0:50:19I'm on course to buy the whole outfit!
0:50:19 > 0:50:22That's right, I'm going to be teaching you
0:50:22 > 0:50:25how to speak in the mother tongue of the Space Cargons.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30- Did you make that yourself?- Guilty!
0:50:31 > 0:50:34THEY SPEAK IN ALIEN LANGUAGE
0:50:39 > 0:50:42There's no place like space.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Next group.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48Zingon blasters, I can't believe this is happening!
0:50:48 > 0:50:49I'm your number one fan!
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Sorry I brought so much for you to sign.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00First I was going to bring my Space Cargo annual,
0:51:00 > 0:51:02but then I couldn't decide which year.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05And then this Skylo sword seemed like an obvious choice.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08But then the Narzog head was literally staring at me in the face.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12So... I thought I'd bring everything.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Because if you don't dare to leap...
0:51:15 > 0:51:17You can never learn to fly. Good call, cadet.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Ah, he called me a cadet!
0:51:20 > 0:51:22You're so right, Captain.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25It's kind of like that time when you tried to reverse
0:51:25 > 0:51:27the polarity of the gluon flow to the titanium core.
0:51:27 > 0:51:32Which reminds me, just how did you override the antimatter fail-safe?
0:51:32 > 0:51:34You like Space Cargo?
0:51:34 > 0:51:38- Me too!- Yes. - We are normal teenagers.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Exactly. Teenagers who know
0:51:40 > 0:51:43where Captain Skylo gets his infinite power source.
0:51:43 > 0:51:44The rock of Cargozinian!
0:51:44 > 0:51:47THEY LAUGH
0:51:47 > 0:51:51Bonkatron idea, I know, but you could bring the wedding to the car.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53What?!
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Of course!
0:51:55 > 0:51:57A Space Cargo Captain is legally entitled
0:51:57 > 0:52:01to perform a binding ceremony in any location in the multiverse.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Even in a garage!
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Brilliant! Let's just do the show right here.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Wedding. I mean wedding.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14Those whom the Space Cargonian fleet has joined together,
0:52:14 > 0:52:18let no man, woman or alien being, humanoid or otherwise, put asunder.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22You may now demonstrate your affection according to the protocols
0:52:22 > 0:52:26of your species and culture, as I pronounce you husband and wife.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Homme Robert was amazing!
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I could barely tell him and Skylo apart.
0:52:37 > 0:52:42In fact, he's even devised his own anti-antimatter theory. Really.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45- Really, really? - Really, really, really.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48You were in the Gavuns Hair commercial? No way!
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Way! Do you remember the jingle?
0:52:51 > 0:52:53# If you want to get some bounce, bounce, bounce
0:52:53 > 0:52:55# In your buns, buns, buns Use Gavuns Hair. #
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Will you stop, I can't take it any more!
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Fine, you've made your point.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02I should never have met my hero, OK?
0:53:02 > 0:53:03He's nothing like Captain Skylo,
0:53:03 > 0:53:06and I'm a complete idiot for thinking
0:53:06 > 0:53:08he'd be anywhere near as inspirational,
0:53:08 > 0:53:11dynamic or commanding as my idol.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13But I thought you were my number one fan.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Not any more. You're not a space hero,
0:53:15 > 0:53:18- you're just a bubble-brained actor.- She has point.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21I may not be a real Space Captain,
0:53:21 > 0:53:23but even bubble-brained actors can be heroes.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26Because if your heart is strong and true,
0:53:26 > 0:53:29it will carry you to places you never even knew existed.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31I have a high-speed moped outside.
0:53:31 > 0:53:35So, navigator, if you care to plot a course, our mission is go!
0:53:35 > 0:53:37Affirmative, Captain!
0:53:39 > 0:53:43Captain Skylo is the only man for me. It's impossible!
0:53:44 > 0:53:45Yowser!
0:53:45 > 0:53:48I've never met anyone who likes Space Cargo as much as I do.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Me neither! Does this mean I get to party with Pixie?
0:53:51 > 0:53:53As if.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56I love Skylo but it'll be like way unfair of me
0:53:56 > 0:54:00to favour you when Ashlii was the one who gave the better answers.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Congratulations, Ashlii. The Pixie party is in the bag!
0:54:09 > 0:54:10Actually, it's out of the bag.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12- What's this?- Well, I... She...
0:54:12 > 0:54:16Nobody likes a cheater, cheater, stinky feet-er.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22- Sadie, you've got the gig.- Yes!- No!
0:54:22 > 0:54:25Right, well I'm going to go get the camera crew.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28See you at your house in 20 minutes to set up
0:54:28 > 0:54:32and Pixie will be hitting the town in T minus two hours.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Brilliant! This is a...
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Disaster!
0:54:36 > 0:54:41Please tell me you are preparing for the surprise celeb party tonight.
0:54:41 > 0:54:46What surprise celeb party? This is for my lairy lads night tonight.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Rock music, rubbish DVDs
0:54:49 > 0:54:53and enough pig-out pizza and tikka takeaway to take down
0:54:53 > 0:54:57an entire tribe of burping, farting blokes.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58It's going to be wild, man.
0:55:02 > 0:55:06I'm sorry, but you've broken the rules, Sadie. I mean Dede.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08Whoever you are, the party is off.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10# We are gonna party!
0:55:10 > 0:55:12- BOYS CHEER - Oh, my gaga!
0:55:12 > 0:55:15She lied, cheated and stole someone's identity.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19- I mean, is that really a crime? - Please, you have to go!
0:55:20 > 0:55:24- Who are those guys?- Um, nobody...
0:55:24 > 0:55:28Sadie's supposed to be throwing a surprise party for Pixie Lott!
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- What?- Waaaaa!- Oi, cha!
0:55:31 > 0:55:33OK, stop!
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Are we going Pixie pop-alistic tonight or what?
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