0:56:50 > 0:56:57.
0:57:02 > 0:57:03Here's what went down last week.
0:57:03 > 0:57:07Sadie got shortlisted to host a surprise celeb party on Poptastic TV
0:57:07 > 0:57:09- for Pixie Lott!- Pixie Lott!
0:57:09 > 0:57:10Aagh!
0:57:10 > 0:57:13But she had to meet Daisy, the show's producer,
0:57:13 > 0:57:16in the diner in order to compete to throw the par-tay!
0:57:16 > 0:57:20- I'll breeze it cos I'm, like, Pixie's biggest fan.- OMLG!
0:57:20 > 0:57:21It's in the bag!
0:57:21 > 0:57:24MUSIC: "Boys and Girls" by Pixie Lott
0:57:26 > 0:57:29Come on, why aren't you ready yet? My game's in ten.
0:57:29 > 0:57:30Huh?
0:57:30 > 0:57:33Unfortunately, it was clash o'clock,
0:57:33 > 0:57:36cos at the same time, she had to go watch Taylor
0:57:36 > 0:57:38in his boring baseball final.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41- The biggest game of my career? - Taylor, that's on Saturday.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46- OMLG, it's Saturday! - You can still come, right?
0:57:46 > 0:57:47Give me five. I'll be right there.
0:57:47 > 0:57:49Probleme grande.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Ouch! Pixie pain in my heart!
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Oh, well, we have to do the right thing.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56To Gaga with the right thing!
0:57:56 > 0:57:58The only person who could replace Sadie
0:57:58 > 0:58:01AND bag the Pixie party was the Deedster.
0:58:01 > 0:58:02And you must be...
0:58:02 > 0:58:04Sadie Jenkins?
0:58:04 > 0:58:07Yah-huh, that's me. Dede!
0:58:07 > 0:58:09I mean, Sadie.
0:58:09 > 0:58:10Sassy J, the Jenkster.
0:58:10 > 0:58:15And I just can't wait to tell you how much I love Goblin!
0:58:15 > 0:58:16I mean, Pixie.
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Unbelievably, Deeds pulled it off.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21Sadie, you've got the gig.
0:58:21 > 0:58:22- Yes!- No!
0:58:22 > 0:58:26But when she headed back to the house to wait for Daisy and the TV crew...
0:58:26 > 0:58:28Disaster!
0:58:28 > 0:58:32She found out Keith was planning a lairy lad's night at the same time.
0:58:32 > 0:58:37Rock music, rubbish DVDs, and enough pig-out pizza and tikka takeaway
0:58:37 > 0:58:42to take down an entire tribe of burping, farting blokes.
0:58:42 > 0:58:45Putting the Pixie Lott par-tay in serious peril.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47Oh, my Lady Gaga!
0:58:47 > 0:58:49And that's what you missed on Sadie J.
0:58:49 > 0:58:52# Won't somebody tell me why
0:58:52 > 0:58:55# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:58:55 > 0:58:57# Give me a break
0:58:57 > 0:58:59# They got attitude, kind of cute
0:58:59 > 0:59:03# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:59:03 > 0:59:04# To save the day, to save the day
0:59:04 > 0:59:07# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:59:07 > 0:59:09# Could you be her?
0:59:09 > 0:59:11# Someone to back me up so I always
0:59:11 > 0:59:12# Have the last word
0:59:12 > 0:59:14# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:59:14 > 0:59:16# In a boys' world
0:59:18 > 0:59:19# Girl, girl
0:59:19 > 0:59:21# In a boys' world...
0:59:21 > 0:59:24# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:59:24 > 0:59:25# Mental attitude
0:59:25 > 0:59:28# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Don't want gratitude
0:59:30 > 0:59:33# I just don't want to be The only girl
0:59:33 > 0:59:34# In a boys' world. #
0:59:36 > 0:59:38OK, stop!
0:59:38 > 0:59:40What? Have you never had
0:59:40 > 0:59:42a sausage margarita roll before?
0:59:42 > 0:59:43Steve taught me how to do them.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45It's not that!
0:59:45 > 0:59:48Well, it is that. You don't understand,
0:59:48 > 0:59:51I just spent two hours convincing that TV producer
0:59:51 > 0:59:55that Sadie should have her surprise celeb party here tonight
0:59:55 > 0:59:56and I've got to go home
0:59:56 > 0:59:58and rewrite my astrophysics essay.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02I don't have time to argue. You'll have to rearrange, Keith. End of.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04No way. This is the only night
1:00:04 > 1:00:07Johnny, Boggers, Deano and me are all free at the same time.
1:00:07 > 1:00:09It took months to organise it.
1:00:09 > 1:00:13I'm going to introduce the lads to the joys of...staying in.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Keith, a TV crew are going to be here any second
1:00:15 > 1:00:18and if they find a load of lairy lads in the lounge,
1:00:18 > 1:00:23Sadie's surprise party will be over before it even started.
1:00:23 > 1:00:25Now put down those cheesy puffs
1:00:25 > 1:00:27or I will be forced to call Steve in here.
1:00:27 > 1:00:31He won't come. He's up at the Carlisle Capri Convention till late.
1:00:31 > 1:00:34That's why he said I could have my lads' night, as long as
1:00:34 > 1:00:36I make tea for everyone,
1:00:36 > 1:00:38and...give Roger a bath...
1:00:40 > 1:00:42Which reminds me, better get him out of that.
1:00:42 > 1:00:44The boys are already on their way over.
1:00:44 > 1:00:47But... But can't you stop them?
1:00:47 > 1:00:49- No.- Fine!
1:00:49 > 1:00:50Then I will.
1:00:53 > 1:00:57Cos sometimes in life there are good reasons to be bad.
1:00:58 > 1:01:01Are you, like, totally bonkerlicious?
1:01:01 > 1:01:03- Bring it!- Consider it brung.
1:01:03 > 1:01:05If you don't do this, I'll make sure
1:01:05 > 1:01:08every nerd in school knows you couldn't spell "oscilloscope."
1:01:08 > 1:01:11That's why you only got 99% in your physics test,
1:01:11 > 1:01:13not because you ran out of time.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15OK, Kitty-Cat, choose your weapon.
1:01:15 > 1:01:19Because this old banger is officially getting trashed.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21Now go for it!
1:01:21 > 1:01:22HORRIFIED GASP
1:01:22 > 1:01:25You'll have to take me down first!
1:01:25 > 1:01:27- Duh!- I don't want to do this.
1:01:27 > 1:01:29My dedication to the Bard is forcing my hand.
1:01:29 > 1:01:33Yeah! Go, Kitty-Cat! Go, Kitty-Cat!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Don't try to say a word to Sass.
1:01:35 > 1:01:38- Never mind her. Vat about...- Zip it!
1:01:38 > 1:01:41Oh! You'd better be going cos the film starts in ten!
1:01:41 > 1:01:43OK, bye-bye!
1:01:47 > 1:01:50What? He's not going to need it in the cinema.
1:01:50 > 1:01:54- Kit, shut it!- So did you split up Taylor Dum-Dum and Ashlii Simpleton?
1:01:56 > 1:01:58You what?
1:01:58 > 1:02:01Oh, um, bigmouth o'clock. Got to fly.
1:02:01 > 1:02:04THEY SHRIEK
1:02:04 > 1:02:06He'll be here in five, four,
1:02:06 > 1:02:08three, two...
1:02:08 > 1:02:10One.
1:02:10 > 1:02:12Uh-oh. Busted o'clock. Must dash.
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Trash or recycling?
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Oh, my Gaga! That's it.
1:02:19 > 1:02:22No-one takes advantage of my Kitty-Cat.
1:02:22 > 1:02:24Unless they're me, obviously.
1:02:33 > 1:02:35You tripped me!
1:02:35 > 1:02:38Sass, have you gone totally bonkerlicious?
1:02:38 > 1:02:40No, you have. She's not going to give you anything
1:02:40 > 1:02:43if she gets into that band. It's all lies!
1:02:43 > 1:02:46But how did Bobby even ring you? I've got your phone...
1:02:46 > 1:02:48Oops.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50Don't call me a disgrace! You're the disgrace!
1:02:50 > 1:02:54I'll get Miss V to ban you coming here again! What's the problem?
1:02:54 > 1:02:57There's a dirty plaster in my burger!
1:02:57 > 1:03:00Chew on it.
1:03:00 > 1:03:02This is low, Kitty-Cat.
1:03:02 > 1:03:06And so underhanded of you to steal them away.
1:03:12 > 1:03:13I demand an apology!
1:03:13 > 1:03:15Demand all you like, dummy.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18This sister don't know the meaning of sorry.
1:03:18 > 1:03:19PLATES CLATTER
1:03:25 > 1:03:27Too late. Nathan picked mine as the winner.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29But Nathan hasn't even tried these.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32- He's not going to, either.- Why not?
1:03:37 > 1:03:39Sadie? Sadie!
1:03:40 > 1:03:41Did you check the bag?
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Yuh-huh. Empty!
1:03:43 > 1:03:47- You weren't supposed to steal it! - I didn't! It got stuck.
1:03:47 > 1:03:51And why does it say "Property of Miss V" on the side of it?
1:03:51 > 1:03:53We've got to put it back before she finds out.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57She's behind me, isn't she?
1:03:57 > 1:03:59Vat are you playing at?
1:03:59 > 1:04:03I'm sorry. It's just, I'm Bieber's biggest fan ever!
1:04:03 > 1:04:06I only did this so he'd come here and I could meet him.
1:04:09 > 1:04:11Heads like sieves? Insult me again
1:04:11 > 1:04:15and our little secret won't stay secret for much longer.
1:04:15 > 1:04:18Do you realise what I had to go through to get to this point?
1:04:18 > 1:04:21I entered every Bieber competition in town!
1:04:21 > 1:04:25I even stole HER identity just to get the Y considered for this gig!
1:04:25 > 1:04:27And when that worked, I had to contend
1:04:27 > 1:04:30with you two nearly ruining everything
1:04:30 > 1:04:31with your lame lovers' tiff.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Then I had to make up that lie about that stupid mix tape
1:04:34 > 1:04:36just to get you back together for Bieber.
1:04:36 > 1:04:39And now you tell me he was never coming anyway!
1:04:40 > 1:04:43Oops. Did I just say that all out loud?
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Oh, no. They are mine.
1:04:45 > 1:04:47Didn't Miss V tell you?
1:04:47 > 1:04:51I always get extra fries on...
1:04:51 > 1:04:53Extra Fries Friday.
1:04:53 > 1:04:55- Seriously?- Uh-huh.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57I'm so sorry for the mix-up.
1:04:57 > 1:05:01You must remind me of these British idiosyncrasies, Mr Carter.
1:05:01 > 1:05:03No. I couldn't.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Could I?
1:05:06 > 1:05:10Zere is the vagon veel pizza with potato skins.
1:05:10 > 1:05:14You certainly get a lot of extras on a Friday, Mr Carter.
1:05:14 > 1:05:18Should wait and see what I get on a Saturday.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20Like taking candy from a baby.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24Actually, you forgot my candy.
1:05:24 > 1:05:28Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you.
1:05:29 > 1:05:33Deeds, focus! I just lost one of my bestest BFFs here.
1:05:33 > 1:05:36I have to show him Whitney's making a muppet out of him.
1:05:36 > 1:05:37She's the bad guy, not me!
1:05:37 > 1:05:39- Kit, this is serious.- Look,
1:05:39 > 1:05:43I'm not coaching you for your Coco Locos audition, Sass.
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Backstabbers don't cut it for the Kitty-Cat.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48Then stop coaching her! She's so backstabby
1:05:48 > 1:05:50she gives backstabbers a bad name.
1:05:50 > 1:05:51SHE SHRIEKS
1:05:51 > 1:05:54- No!- Way! Where's she gone?
1:05:54 > 1:05:57Oh, my Gaga! This isn't happening!
1:05:57 > 1:05:59Oh, boy, is Sadie going to regret the moment
1:05:59 > 1:06:01she ever tried to make fools out of us.
1:06:01 > 1:06:04Operation Terrify The Teenagers is a-go-go.
1:06:04 > 1:06:06She's dealing with pros here.
1:06:07 > 1:06:10'The tripwire activates the mustard guns.'
1:06:16 > 1:06:19SHE WAILS
1:06:19 > 1:06:21Nobody stops the Sasster.
1:06:25 > 1:06:26Going somewhere?
1:06:26 > 1:06:27I don't think so.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32There you go, Mr Gulliver. One cracking Corsa.
1:06:32 > 1:06:33Just a sec.
1:06:35 > 1:06:37Oh, nice try, Sass.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40You just got yourself an extra week's grounding.
1:06:46 > 1:06:48- I don't think so.- OK, OK, I get it.
1:06:48 > 1:06:49Nuclear code red alert.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55What? Like you wouldn't have tried.
1:07:02 > 1:07:06Right. Dog shampoo. Now all I have to do is... What're you playing at?
1:07:06 > 1:07:09Look, Sadie entrusted me with ensuring her party goes ahead,
1:07:09 > 1:07:12not yours, so that's what I'm doing.
1:07:12 > 1:07:13DOORBELL RINGS
1:07:13 > 1:07:18- But the lads are already here.- No, that will be Daisy and the TV crew.
1:07:18 > 1:07:21Sorry, Keith, I cancelled Jonty, Boggers and Deano.
1:07:21 > 1:07:25Cheers(!) That's three months of planning up the spout.
1:07:25 > 1:07:28On the plus side, that's more food for me, Boxy, Spanner and Donkey.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30They're always free.
1:07:30 > 1:07:35# We are going to party! We are going to party!
1:07:35 > 1:07:37THEY HUM THE CONGA
1:07:37 > 1:07:40Oh, my Gaga!
1:07:42 > 1:07:43Who are those guys?
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Um...nobody!
1:07:46 > 1:07:50They're just the window cleaners! I mean paperboys.
1:07:50 > 1:07:54- But they said they were here for a lairy lads' night.- Really?
1:07:54 > 1:07:57They said that? They must be mistaken.
1:07:57 > 1:08:00All right, boys? Tuck in.
1:08:00 > 1:08:02Why is nothing ever simple with you?
1:08:04 > 1:08:05EXPLOSION
1:08:06 > 1:08:07Woop! Woop!
1:08:07 > 1:08:09Let's get this party started, boss.
1:08:09 > 1:08:13So, anyway, where did you want to go on our date tonight?
1:08:15 > 1:08:19PC Woods to DI Jenkins. This is not about you, it's about me.
1:08:19 > 1:08:22- We've got to be on top of our game. - I am on top.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25I'm over the top, in fact. I'm on it, boss.
1:08:25 > 1:08:27All right.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31What exactly was it you asked me to do again?
1:08:31 > 1:08:34Out! Out! Out!
1:08:34 > 1:08:36Boss, I need a name.
1:08:36 > 1:08:38I can think of a few for you right now.
1:08:38 > 1:08:40That fat bloke, lots of wives.
1:08:40 > 1:08:43That's no way to talk about Mr Johnson.
1:08:43 > 1:08:45- He's one of our best customers. - Not him! The king.
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Harold X, Howard V...
1:08:47 > 1:08:49Henry VIII.
1:08:49 > 1:08:53- Brilliant.- Keith, why did you disappear like that?
1:08:53 > 1:08:57Stevo was calling me. Needed a bit of help with this little beauty.
1:08:59 > 1:09:02Ta-dah! Back together again.
1:09:02 > 1:09:04In the shape of a car, you muppet.
1:09:04 > 1:09:05Worth a try.
1:09:05 > 1:09:07You were saying, your favourite king is?
1:09:07 > 1:09:10- Oh, Henry VIII, obvs.- Really?
1:09:10 > 1:09:14- I think he's a bit dull. - Well, his eight wives...
1:09:14 > 1:09:17- Six.- ..six wives didn't think so. - Debatable.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Not bad, eh?
1:09:20 > 1:09:22Voice-activated, is it?
1:09:22 > 1:09:24Oh, man!
1:09:25 > 1:09:30I'll call you, OK? I am dying to get your thoughts on the Victorians.
1:09:32 > 1:09:35- They're not a band, are they?- No.
1:09:35 > 1:09:37- Read it and weep. - I don't believe it.
1:09:37 > 1:09:40Believe it. This little baby is ready to roll again.
1:09:40 > 1:09:42Ish.
1:09:42 > 1:09:46Never underestimate the power of the Keith-meister.
1:09:46 > 1:09:50- Cos he's actually a lot more in control than you think.- All right.
1:09:50 > 1:09:52CRASH!
1:09:53 > 1:09:54Oh!
1:09:54 > 1:09:55All right, Steve?
1:09:55 > 1:09:59- I've just come back from the park.- You don't say.
1:09:59 > 1:10:00Oh!
1:10:01 > 1:10:03KEITH!
1:10:03 > 1:10:05Boss, it's not what you think, all right?
1:10:05 > 1:10:08I think you're cooking your breakfast on Mrs Gilligan's engine.
1:10:08 > 1:10:11OK, it is what you think.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14But, see, I didn't want to disturb you in the kitchen.
1:10:14 > 1:10:18- Cos I mean, this is your house and I don't live here.- Um, I think you do.
1:10:18 > 1:10:23- You're living in the garage, aren't you?- No. What gave you that idea?
1:10:23 > 1:10:25Your pants are drying on the air compressor.
1:10:28 > 1:10:30Nothing works without my wings.
1:10:30 > 1:10:31Ha! Sorry.
1:10:31 > 1:10:34I've tried to man up, but I let myself down.
1:10:38 > 1:10:40What, bit like that?
1:10:40 > 1:10:47Where's my baby boy? Ah, there he is!
1:10:47 > 1:10:48Ow!
1:10:48 > 1:10:51Your nan goes to boxercise class?
1:10:51 > 1:10:53No. She teaches it.
1:10:54 > 1:10:58What you need to do is a little bit less...
1:10:58 > 1:11:00and a little bit more of...
1:11:00 > 1:11:05- Comprendez-vous? - All right, fine. Work it is.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07- Oh, Keith!- Oh, Sam.
1:11:07 > 1:11:08Oh, brother. See?
1:11:08 > 1:11:10I told you it was worth stealing that dog.
1:11:10 > 1:11:11- You stole Tinkle?- No.
1:11:12 > 1:11:13Yes.
1:11:13 > 1:11:16Voila.
1:11:16 > 1:11:19Pie de chicken and mushroom.
1:11:19 > 1:11:22- You wouldn't get this in a four-star restaurant.- No, you really wouldn't.
1:11:22 > 1:11:25- Ah!- Sorry, that was full beam.
1:11:26 > 1:11:28This is a disaster.
1:11:28 > 1:11:32I have texted Nisha, Danielle, Tina, Carly, Kimberly,
1:11:32 > 1:11:35Emma, Rachel, Ruby, Lindsay and Jodie,
1:11:35 > 1:11:39but none of them have got back to me about being my plus one.
1:11:39 > 1:11:41I don't understand why none of them have replied.
1:11:41 > 1:11:44Duh! Cos you haven't pressed send, that's why.
1:11:44 > 1:11:47Oh, you're right. Send.
1:11:47 > 1:11:52OK, so now you sent the same message to all of them.
1:11:52 > 1:11:54Good luck with that.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57I don't need a plus one. I need a plus six.
1:12:02 > 1:12:03In the presence of a master.
1:12:03 > 1:12:06You've got a lot to learn, my son.
1:12:06 > 1:12:07Don't do that.
1:12:07 > 1:12:08Chillax, boss.
1:12:08 > 1:12:12You say go to sleep on our invoices, I say horizontal paperwork.
1:12:12 > 1:12:14There's a difference.
1:12:14 > 1:12:18Oops. Forgot blanket.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23Tamika, it's over. O-VAR.
1:12:23 > 1:12:27- But....- No buts. I'm sick of the kebabs you keep bringing me
1:12:27 > 1:12:29and I hate pizza pig-outs and paintballing.
1:12:29 > 1:12:32In fact, we've got nothing in common.
1:12:32 > 1:12:36For your information, you muppet, I wasn't dating him.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38You want to get your facts straight, mate.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40I'm Tamika Taylor from Donna's Doners.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43He's seeing Tamika LaToya from Donna's Doners.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45- Ooh!- Brilliant.
1:12:45 > 1:12:51Not brilliant. Keith, it's over. O-V-E-R, doofus.
1:12:51 > 1:12:54THEME FROM "EASTENDERS" STARTS
1:12:54 > 1:12:57Two Tomikas in one tiny kebab shop?
1:12:57 > 1:13:00You would never credit that, would you?
1:13:00 > 1:13:04Go on, admit it - I am smart, aren't I?
1:13:05 > 1:13:07Fair point.
1:13:07 > 1:13:10Keithy boy, I didn't come here to sit in with me nan.
1:13:10 > 1:13:13You said we was larging it in your living room.
1:13:13 > 1:13:16- Sorry, Deeds, duty calls. - No, but you...
1:13:16 > 1:13:21- Now, who wants a piece of Hawaiian with chilli tikka topping?- Yeah!
1:13:21 > 1:13:23- Washed down with a vat of cola. - Yeah!- Yeah!
1:13:23 > 1:13:28- Followed by...Postman With A Grudge. - Whoa-ho!
1:13:28 > 1:13:33And then ten rounds on Ninja Warlord Temple Of Terror!
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Please! You have to go!
1:13:35 > 1:13:37I've got an essay to rewrite
1:13:37 > 1:13:43and Sadie's supposed to be throwing a surprise party for Pixie Lott!
1:13:43 > 1:13:46What? THE Pixie Lott? The pop star?
1:13:46 > 1:13:48No way, why didn't you say?
1:13:48 > 1:13:52How was I supposed to know you'd know who she was? I didn't!
1:13:52 > 1:13:54That is way cool.
1:13:54 > 1:13:58I just thought it was for someone rubbish like McFly or One Direction.
1:13:58 > 1:13:59More like No Direction!
1:14:00 > 1:14:04- Are you sure? - When have I ever been wrong before?
1:14:04 > 1:14:06OMLG! Emergency.
1:14:06 > 1:14:09I'm going to get this production stopped... Ow.
1:14:09 > 1:14:12You have to do something to get rid of Ashley as Juliet.
1:14:12 > 1:14:15Put your back into it, Babcock. Not that way, that way!
1:14:15 > 1:14:19And, if you don't, I'll take down that moosehead myself.
1:14:19 > 1:14:21Ow!
1:14:22 > 1:14:23Ow!
1:14:23 > 1:14:26I know how that looks, but that was not intentional, I swear.
1:14:26 > 1:14:29I don't need Dede's help for that.
1:14:29 > 1:14:30Besides, the bespectacled one
1:14:30 > 1:14:34is potholing in Powys for her geography coursework. Remember?
1:14:34 > 1:14:37Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
1:14:37 > 1:14:39Man, that girl will do anything for an A*.
1:14:39 > 1:14:43I seriously want to be there when the Deedlebug fails.
1:14:43 > 1:14:45I'm not going to fail.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48I never fail. I'm unable to fail. Now, give me the list.
1:14:48 > 1:14:49I'm sorry, Mr Bartleby,
1:14:49 > 1:14:52but there's absolutely no way we can service your Beemer.
1:14:52 > 1:14:55Our repair pit doesn't meet EU regulations
1:14:55 > 1:14:58for servicing foreign cars. Goodbye!
1:14:59 > 1:15:02- Did you just turn business away? - Illegal business.
1:15:02 > 1:15:04And I filed your tax returns.
1:15:04 > 1:15:07You owe quite a hefty sum. Best pay it today.
1:15:07 > 1:15:09- I don't believe it.- You're welcome!
1:15:09 > 1:15:12Dede knows nothing about popular culture.
1:15:12 > 1:15:14She thinks Chipmunk is a small furry animal.
1:15:14 > 1:15:16When clearly he's a rapper.
1:15:16 > 1:15:20There's this fantastic - and highly informative -
1:15:20 > 1:15:22new documentary on the Hubble telescope.
1:15:22 > 1:15:26Oh, come on, guys. It will be...Hubblicious.
1:15:27 > 1:15:31You started it. I'm just trying to get this dialogue channel open.
1:15:31 > 1:15:32Don't do that.
1:15:32 > 1:15:35Oh, despicable!
1:15:35 > 1:15:38As co-founder and president of the school Shakespeare Society,
1:15:38 > 1:15:40I prohibit, nay, ban, nay, forbid...
1:15:40 > 1:15:43Oh, I'm eating my cast!
1:15:43 > 1:15:49Oh, look. There's one more you still haven't done!
1:15:49 > 1:15:54Number 14. Go on a date with someone and kiss them?!
1:15:54 > 1:15:59Oh, no. No way. The Deedster doesn't do that. The Dede no do-do.
1:15:59 > 1:16:01Hello, homework fans.
1:16:01 > 1:16:04Do you have trouble remembering all those exciting facts
1:16:04 > 1:16:06from Tudor history?
1:16:06 > 1:16:12You do? All you need is my Totally Terrific Tudor Timeline.
1:16:18 > 1:16:23Oh, my living Gaga. Please say you haven't put this on the Internet.
1:16:23 > 1:16:25- Oh, my Lady Gaga.- I know!
1:16:25 > 1:16:29It's part of my campaign to ensure that I become the new Trog Face.
1:16:29 > 1:16:30I was wondering...
1:16:30 > 1:16:33if you'd like to go on a date with me.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38I'm not THAT hideous, am I?!
1:16:38 > 1:16:40Well, now you ask...
1:16:40 > 1:16:41- Never going to happen.- Huh?
1:16:41 > 1:16:45It's more likely you'll get hit by a bus that's been hit by a meteorite.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47Even if you DID meet him at a gig,
1:16:47 > 1:16:51it's likely that you'll have less than 7.4 seconds to impress him
1:16:51 > 1:16:55on a crowd capacity of at least 66,000. It's a total no-go.
1:16:55 > 1:16:58Not as important as this.
1:16:58 > 1:17:01- I'm studying talking therapy on the iShrink ap.- Because?
1:17:01 > 1:17:04Because you said I needed to work on my communication issue.
1:17:04 > 1:17:07The thought of kissing him
1:17:07 > 1:17:10doesn't make me feel physically sick any more.
1:17:10 > 1:17:12He's right behind me, isn't he?
1:17:13 > 1:17:18I expected more from you, Miss Baxter. This date is finished.
1:17:18 > 1:17:21GLASS SMASHES
1:17:21 > 1:17:24Getting rid of Keith might be a little more tricky than that, Steve.
1:17:24 > 1:17:27Technically, he's been employed here too long to just simply be fired.
1:17:27 > 1:17:29You'd need grounds for dismissal,
1:17:29 > 1:17:32and it could end up in a costly tribunal.
1:17:32 > 1:17:36That wasn't what I was going to say, but since we're on that track,
1:17:36 > 1:17:39what if someone's only been working here for a few days, somebody like,
1:17:39 > 1:17:42oh, I don't know, like you?
1:17:42 > 1:17:45In that case, you could argue it was a trial period
1:17:45 > 1:17:47and go for immediate sacking.
1:17:47 > 1:17:51Great. Well, in that case, Dede, with respect, you're fired.
1:17:51 > 1:17:56Yes, point taken. But this time, I'm right.
1:17:56 > 1:17:58Brilliant. I love Pixie Lott.
1:17:58 > 1:18:01Me too. She's, like, awesome with a side order of hot.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04Of course we'll cancel if she's coming round.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06As long as we get to meet her.
1:18:06 > 1:18:09- I don't think so.- Have a picture with her?- It's the same thing.
1:18:09 > 1:18:12- Get her autograph?- Done.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15Now, please can you get going?
1:18:15 > 1:18:20- All sorted?- Yeah. I was just saying that me and the boys will be off now.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Let you guys enjoy your Pixie Lott party in peace.
1:18:23 > 1:18:27- Great.- I mean, we wouldn't want to mess anything up for Dede here.
1:18:27 > 1:18:30Dede? That's Sadie.
1:18:30 > 1:18:34No, this is Deeds. Deedlebug. The Deedster.
1:18:34 > 1:18:36I can explain.
1:18:36 > 1:18:41Sadie couldn't make it to the diner meeting, so I had to stand in...
1:18:41 > 1:18:46- You're not the person I thought you were?- No. Well...ish.
1:18:46 > 1:18:48I mean, kind of.
1:18:48 > 1:18:52I gave you the job instead of Ashley when you're not even, well, you.
1:18:52 > 1:18:56I'm sorry, but you've broken the rules, Sadie. I mean, Dede.
1:18:56 > 1:19:00- Whoever you are, the party is off! - No, you don't understand.
1:19:00 > 1:19:04Dede only did what she did to help Sadie, her...BFF.
1:19:04 > 1:19:06I mean, is that really a crime?
1:19:06 > 1:19:09She lied, cheated and stole someone's identity.
1:19:09 > 1:19:10That does sound pretty bad.
1:19:10 > 1:19:14There must be something we can do to change your mind, Daisy.
1:19:14 > 1:19:19You'd have to sing and dance on that table to even get my attention.
1:19:19 > 1:19:21# Every night I go
1:19:21 > 1:19:23# Every night I go
1:19:23 > 1:19:26# Sneaking out the door
1:19:26 > 1:19:29# I lie a little more
1:19:29 > 1:19:32# Baby, I'm helpless... #
1:19:32 > 1:19:34Guys, I appreciate the gesture,
1:19:34 > 1:19:38but do you seriously think that she's going to change her mind
1:19:38 > 1:19:41and let Sadie throw her Pixie Lott party because of that?
1:19:41 > 1:19:43Maybe.
1:19:43 > 1:19:49Nuh-uh. That was hideous and totally rubbish.
1:19:49 > 1:19:52In fact, it was a disaster.
1:19:52 > 1:19:54- TING! - OMLG.
1:19:54 > 1:19:58You'd be perfect for my other poptastic TV show,
1:19:58 > 1:20:00Disco Dancing Disasters.
1:20:00 > 1:20:06- Oh!- Well, if you let Sadie throw the Pixie Lott party, we're there.
1:20:06 > 1:20:07Hmm.
1:20:11 > 1:20:14So, how was the baseball game?
1:20:14 > 1:20:17- Oh, I've got to improve on my catch, man.- Oh, whatevs.
1:20:17 > 1:20:21He was great, faboosh, brilltastic. Now, quit with the chitchat.
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Are we going Pixie popalistic tonight or what?
1:20:24 > 1:20:26Sorry, Sass. Dede tried. She really did.
1:20:26 > 1:20:31But luckily, I had Keith on hand to help!
1:20:36 > 1:20:39No way!
1:20:39 > 1:20:42This is a-to-the-mazing. Thanks, guys.
1:20:42 > 1:20:45- What are BFFs for, right?- Right!
1:20:45 > 1:20:50- But what about your essay?- Turns out Daisy's got a PhD in astrophysics.
1:20:50 > 1:20:53She highlighted the hiccups in my anti-antimatter hypothesis.
1:20:53 > 1:20:55A* here I come!
1:20:55 > 1:20:57Actually, here comes a star.
1:20:57 > 1:21:02Pixie Lott's arriving in five, four, three, two, one.
1:21:02 > 1:21:06- SCREAMING - Oh, my God!
1:21:11 > 1:21:16Hey, Sadie. I had the best time ever at your party. It absolutely rocked.
1:21:16 > 1:21:21You guys really know how to dance. Thank you so much for inviting me.
1:21:21 > 1:21:24# I got a feeling
1:21:25 > 1:21:29# That tonight's going to be a good night
1:21:29 > 1:21:32# That tonight's going to be a good night
1:21:32 > 1:21:37# That tonight's going to be a good, good night
1:21:37 > 1:21:39# Tonight's the night
1:21:39 > 1:21:41# Let's live it up
1:21:41 > 1:21:42# I got my money
1:21:42 > 1:21:44# Let's spend it up
1:21:44 > 1:21:47# Hey, go out and smash it
1:21:47 > 1:21:49# Like, oh, my God
1:21:49 > 1:21:50# Jump off that sofa
1:21:50 > 1:21:52# Let's get, get off
1:21:52 > 1:21:56# I know that we'll have a ball
1:21:56 > 1:21:57# If we get down and go out
1:21:57 > 1:21:59# And just lose it all
1:21:59 > 1:22:01# I feel stressed out
1:22:01 > 1:22:03# I want to let it go
1:22:03 > 1:22:05# Let's get way out, spaced out
1:22:05 > 1:22:06# And losing all control
1:22:06 > 1:22:08# Ch-ch-ch-ch
1:22:08 > 1:22:09# Fill up my cup
1:22:09 > 1:22:10# Mazel tov
1:22:10 > 1:22:13# Look at her dancing
1:22:13 > 1:22:15# Just take it off
1:22:15 > 1:22:16# Let's paint the town
1:22:16 > 1:22:19- # We'll shut it down... # - Go, Sassy!
1:22:19 > 1:22:21# Let's burn the roof
1:22:21 > 1:22:24# And then we'll do it again
1:22:24 > 1:22:25# Let's do it, let's do it
1:22:25 > 1:22:27# Let's do it, let's do it
1:22:27 > 1:22:29# And do it and do it
1:22:29 > 1:22:30# Let's live it up and do it
1:22:30 > 1:22:31# And do it
1:22:31 > 1:22:33# And do it, do it, do it
1:22:33 > 1:22:34# Let's do it, let's do it
1:22:34 > 1:22:37# Let's do it, do it, do it, do it
1:22:37 > 1:22:39# Here we come, here we go
1:22:39 > 1:22:41# We got to rock, rock, rock
1:22:41 > 1:22:43# Easy come, easy go
1:22:43 > 1:22:44# Now we on top, top, top, top
1:22:44 > 1:22:47# Feel the shot, body rock
1:22:47 > 1:22:48# Rock and don't stop, stop, stop
1:22:48 > 1:22:51# Round and round, up and down
1:22:51 > 1:22:52# Around the clock
1:22:52 > 1:22:54# Monday, Tuesday
1:22:54 > 1:22:56# Wednesday and Thursday
1:22:56 > 1:22:59# And Friday, Saturday
1:22:59 > 1:23:02# To Sunday get, get, get, get, get
1:23:02 > 1:23:03# Get with us, you know where we stay
1:23:03 > 1:23:04# Party every day
1:23:04 > 1:23:07# P-P-P-Party every day
1:23:07 > 1:23:11# And I'm feeling, woo-hoo
1:23:11 > 1:23:13# That tonight's going to be a good night
1:23:13 > 1:23:16# That tonight's going to be
1:23:16 > 1:23:18# A good night
1:23:18 > 1:23:20# That tonight's going to be a good
1:23:20 > 1:23:22# Good night
1:23:22 > 1:23:26# I feel it, woo-hoo
1:23:26 > 1:23:28# That tonight's going to be
1:23:28 > 1:23:30# A good night, that tonight's
1:23:30 > 1:23:33# Going to be a good night
1:23:33 > 1:23:35# That tonight's going to be
1:23:35 > 1:23:37# A good, good night
1:23:37 > 1:23:41# Woo-hoo! #
1:23:41 > 1:23:42Finally!
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