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0:28:50 > 0:28:57.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05OK, guys, I seriously need some BFF TLC

0:29:05 > 0:29:07cos day has finally ar... PHONE BEEPS

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Oh, be a poppet and pop in my pocket, I'm Pinging.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12- Check his text.- Oh.

0:29:14 > 0:29:19"Hey, Kit, got rugby training near you this weekend, fancy hooking up?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- "Cousin Io-lo."- Say what? - Ain't nothing to see here.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- Your cousin plays rugby? - Iolo, is that a real name?

0:29:25 > 0:29:29- Who cares? Can we move on? - Better than real, it's Welsh.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33And the Welsh rugby players are fantasta-listically awesome.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37Ah, Mike Phillips, Shane Williams, Gavin Henson, Jamie Roberts.

0:29:37 > 0:29:42- How do you know all their names? - Because I'm Welsh.

0:29:42 > 0:29:43No, you're not.

0:29:43 > 0:29:47Yeah, well, Dad which makes me half Welsh. The better half.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51- Know what this means? - You're finally going to listen.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- You're going to polish my pinkies. - Uh-uh.

0:29:53 > 0:29:58Kit's going to invite his cousin Iolo and introduce moi to him.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01I need somebody to take my mind off Taylor.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02And Iolo is the one to do it.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06- No way, never going to happen, ever.- Why not?

0:30:06 > 0:30:11Because the thing is, well, what is the thing? It's this!

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Iolo is so boring, yes, incredibly dull.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16They call him Z-head back in Wales

0:30:16 > 0:30:19cos he puts everybody to sleep.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23See, I'm even going now. There is no way I'm inviting him here.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26I'm not even going to text him back.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Urgh, gutted.- I know, sorry.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33And I'd have loved you to love him but that's a total no-go.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Oh, unlucky o'clock, got to fly.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Kit, you forgot your...

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Oh, my Gaga, have you seen this picture of Iolo?

0:30:40 > 0:30:43He's totally bebelicious.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- Sadie, focus on me. I need your... - Who he cares if he's boring?

0:30:46 > 0:30:50"Sounds cool, Iolo, let's hook up ASAP."

0:30:50 > 0:30:54Smiley face, smiley face, exclamation mark, smiley face.

0:30:54 > 0:30:58- What are you doing? - You're right, too many smiley faces.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Sadie, I really need your help. - I'm sorry, Dedes,

0:31:01 > 0:31:04cos I need to get shizza-fabulous for my cute Celt.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08I'm so going to blind him with my beauty, style and grace.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys

0:31:14 > 0:31:17# Give me a break

0:31:17 > 0:31:19# They got attitude, kind of cute

0:31:19 > 0:31:24# But when they're in trouble, takes a girl to save the day Save the day

0:31:24 > 0:31:28# I'd love another girl around the place To be her

0:31:28 > 0:31:31# Someone to back me up so I always

0:31:31 > 0:31:32# Have the last word

0:31:32 > 0:31:35# Guess it's hard to be the only girl

0:31:35 > 0:31:37# In a boy's world

0:31:37 > 0:31:40# Girl, girl in a boy's world

0:31:40 > 0:31:45# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive mental attitude

0:31:45 > 0:31:49# I'm understanding, kind of sensitive Don't want gratitude

0:31:49 > 0:31:51# I just don't want to be the only girl

0:31:51 > 0:31:54- # In a boy's world.- #

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Come on, out with it.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07What? I'm stressed. Today is the actual day.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11- That you're having your braces removed.- How did you guess?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14The whiff of unbridled fear emanating from your pores.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18- The twinkle of terror in your eye. - Wow, you're good.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22And also, you have the dental appointment card in your pocket.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Ah, right.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28I'm feeling totally sick about it, Miss V, what if they look hideous?

0:32:28 > 0:32:32Like donkey teeth. This metal is who I am.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- It gives me something to hide behind. - Zip it.

0:32:35 > 0:32:39You won't believe this but before I was beautiful swan,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42I was mildly attractive schnoodle with braces.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47- No way.- Way.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Mark my words, Delia, today is the start of the rest of your life.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55You're not going to believe how wonderful life will be from now on.

0:32:55 > 0:33:01So, bin the tin grin and unleash your pearly white smile.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05I should charge for this stuff.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15Don't freak out cos I've kind of done something you might not like.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18You bought that spandex outfit for the Y-Not Bop.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21No, but I invited your cousin Iolo to come and visit.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23Ah!

0:33:23 > 0:33:27Way to go not freaking out. But how? Why? When?

0:33:27 > 0:33:31In kind of, well, three, two, one.

0:33:31 > 0:33:34- Shw' mae, byt?- Hey, Iolo.

0:33:34 > 0:33:38- Oh, my Gaga, this isn't happening. - Kit, what are you doing?

0:33:40 > 0:33:46Shedding layers, it's hot in here, don't come close. I'm burning up.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Trash or recycling?

0:33:49 > 0:33:54Hey, buddy, what's up? How you doing? Let's blow this joint.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Er, Kitty Cat?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- What's going on?- Don't say anything.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03I may have told my cousin Iolo a teeny weeny white lie.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05That you like rugby and sport

0:34:05 > 0:34:08and wearing shapeless, one-size jerseys like him.

0:34:08 > 0:34:09How did you guess?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Kit, you may not believe this

0:34:11 > 0:34:15but before I was a sophisticated women of the world.

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- You lied about being a rugger bloke too.- Don't be ridiculous.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21My cousin Vizniz did.

0:34:21 > 0:34:26And I will tell you now what I told him then. Be yourself.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Otherwise it will all end in schnoodly-schneedly tears.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38Customer.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42That's not a customer that's a cash-flow problem waiting to happen.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Tell him I'm not here. - There he is, my little Stevo.

0:34:45 > 0:34:51- How you doing, my son?- Hello, sir, Mr Snodgrass, how are you?

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Sir, Mr Snodgrass? A minute ago he was...

0:34:54 > 0:34:57He don't change, do he, this little one?

0:34:57 > 0:35:01- I've known him ever since he was an apprentice here.- What, like me?

0:35:01 > 0:35:05- Course he had curls them. - Curls. Where?

0:35:05 > 0:35:09Anyway, Mr Snodgrass, what can I do for you, sir?

0:35:09 > 0:35:14- Take cover, here it comes.- It's old Bertha, her end has fallen off.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18- I think you need casualty, not a car garage.- No, it is a car.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20A very, very old car.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24Ah, now, I would love to help Mr Snodgrass but it is a big job,

0:35:24 > 0:35:25but it's just...

0:35:25 > 0:35:29Say no more, Steve, I know it's a lot of work.

0:35:29 > 0:35:36And that is why I insist to pay you double the usual fee.

0:35:36 > 0:35:37Oh.

0:35:37 > 0:35:42Half now and half when it's done.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Bonbons. - Complimentary valet included?

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Of course.

0:35:47 > 0:35:53- See you later, alligator. - In a while, crocodile.

0:35:53 > 0:35:59- You're doing a massive job like that for a bag of bonbons.- Course not.

0:35:59 > 0:36:04You are. Oh, you know, he's a lovely, old bloke.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07That's what he used to pay me when I was apprentice.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10- He's paid me the same ever since. - Dump him.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13I've never dumped anyone. Wouldn't know where to start.

0:36:13 > 0:36:17You're in luck because you're in the presence of a master.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21- You've got a lot to learn, my son. - Don't do that.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31- Ah!- Ah! What is it? - Code red emergency.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35- The Imogen-ator is in the building. - Seal the hatch! Seal the hatch!

0:36:35 > 0:36:39Daniel. Jakey-baby.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43Imogen, how many times have I told you? I don't want to go out with you.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Good. Cos I don't want to go out with you anymore.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49I'm attached, thought you should know.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Congratulations, Jakey-boy, you're finally a free man.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54Pow, ba-da bom bom.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Meet my new boyf Max or DJ To The Max to you two.- Yo, dudes.

0:36:58 > 0:37:03What's he got that I haven't? BOTH: Everything.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Sorry, man, but what do you care?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08You know when you don't want your last bonbon

0:37:08 > 0:37:10but when it's gone you want it?

0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Yeah.- Well, Imogen's my last bonbon.- Ah!

0:37:14 > 0:37:18- Jakey-baby wants you back. - Get real, I only date cool guys now.

0:37:19 > 0:37:24- We are cool!- Oh, yeah, can you DJ? - What? Switch on a CD player.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Oh, yeah, that is so hard. Not. Of course we can DJ.

0:37:27 > 0:37:33In fact, Jake To The Cake is the business.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36What you going to do, spin me some doughnuts?

0:37:36 > 0:37:40- Just go with it.- Yeah, actually, I'm going to whoop your bony DJ butt.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Man.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Bring it. There's a DJ-off at the Y-Not Bop on Friday.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49- You can show me what you've got. - Like a duel. Only with dubstep.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52I've never DJ'd in my life. Please tell me you've got a plan.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55- I've got a plan.- Really?- No.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Today's the first day of the rest my life,

0:38:01 > 0:38:04today's the first day of the rest of my life.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Ready, Delia? - No, I can't go through with it.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11What if I have a massive gap like Madonna or Sir Elton John?

0:38:11 > 0:38:16I mean, eh eh eh eh huh huh. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18All done.

0:38:18 > 0:38:24Or what I have an overbite or an underbite or no bite? I mean...

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Wait, did you just say we're done?

0:38:26 > 0:38:31So, what do you think about the Bees losing out on the penalty kick?

0:38:31 > 0:38:35- Do you mean the Wasps? - Do I? Of course I do, durr.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Ow.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- How's your passing coming? - Great, I've passed.

0:38:40 > 0:38:45- The ball.- I'm rugger-tastic.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47CRASH

0:38:47 > 0:38:49PHONE RINGS

0:38:49 > 0:38:52- Hello.- What's with the voice? - Nothing, I've got a cold.

0:38:52 > 0:38:53What you want?

0:38:53 > 0:38:56To meet his hot cousin, durr. Watch this.

0:38:56 > 0:39:01It's nothing, just that a 50-foot, inflatable Lady Gaga

0:39:01 > 0:39:03is sailing over the Y right now.

0:39:03 > 0:39:08- I think it's a publicity stunt for her new album or something.- Really?

0:39:08 > 0:39:09One sec.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Gaga, I'm good.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Bore Da. Sadie ydw i. - Mae'n dda gen i gwrdd a ti.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22- That's all the Welsh I've got.- I've got enough English for both of us.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Yowzer, if he's boring, take me to snoresville.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29I'm Kit's bezzie, his big BFF. I bet he's told you all about me.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Not a word, actually.- Really?

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Noooooo!

0:39:36 > 0:39:37Ah!

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Ow, Kit, what are you doing?

0:39:40 > 0:39:44- You think he's too good for me. - Don't be a bonkatron.- But it's true.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48You lied about him being dull, you haven't told him about me.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51And you've tried everything to keep us apart.

0:39:51 > 0:39:52Fine, you're right.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56Why would I want my cousin to hook up with someone like you?

0:39:56 > 0:39:59You're clumsy, selfish and out for what you can get.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02- There, you forced it out of me. - Nice tackle.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05You didn't tell me your BFF was so sbeisiog.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07That's hot in Welsh.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I am not his BFF. But I am sbeisiog, thank you.

0:40:14 > 0:40:19Looks like your lying and cheating thing is working out for you(!)

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Now, young Jenkins.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28The first thing you've got to do before you dump someone

0:40:28 > 0:40:31is choose your weapon.

0:40:32 > 0:40:37Now, this includes, but is not limited to, text, phone,

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Ping, e-mail or social networking status.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44- That stuff come off?- Chillax, I'm re-spraying it this arvo.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47You're respraying the Clio.

0:40:47 > 0:40:51Anyway, the decision is yours. How you going to dump Mr S?

0:40:51 > 0:40:56- I was thinking of doing it face-to-face.- Schoolboy error.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59It's not even on the list, Steve, it's so bad.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00What else am I supposed to do?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Mr Snodgrass wouldn't know an e-mail from his elbow.

0:41:03 > 0:41:08You'd better be ready, the face-to-face dump can induce tears.

0:41:08 > 0:41:13- I'm not a crier.- No, from them.- So, what do I do?- You've got to man up.

0:41:13 > 0:41:17You got to be cool. You got to be calm.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20But, most of all, you've got to stand firm.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Come on, really go for it. Dump me as an apprentice.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26OK.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31That's it, Keith. You've go to go.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37You are the most unmechanical mechanic I have ever known.

0:41:37 > 0:41:41You think a carburettor is an Italian pasta.

0:41:41 > 0:41:45You think brake fluid is the tea you drink on your break.

0:41:45 > 0:41:49There is a dog in there that is better with a spanner than you are.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Now, Keith, with regret, you're fired.

0:41:54 > 0:41:55What?

0:41:55 > 0:41:59But I try my hardest here, I give it my all.

0:41:59 > 0:42:07- And I may not be the brightest spark plug but this garage is my life.- Oh.

0:42:07 > 0:42:12Oh, don't, oh, please don't cry. I'm sorry. Hey, come on.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Come on, of course you can keep the job, Keith.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18You're never going to do it, mate.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Cup of brake fluid?

0:42:25 > 0:42:26Lunch.

0:42:27 > 0:42:32- Whoa.- Ah. And to what do we owe the pleasure?

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Nothing. I'm just being my usual, selfless self.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39Not clumsy and really, really thoughtful.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Er, OK, out with it.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44There is nothing to come out with.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Can't I just be nice? I'm not always out for what I can get.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Even though some people think I am.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54- So, there is a problem. - Problem solved.- There is no problem.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55OK, there is a problem.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Kit thinks I'm not good enough for his cousin

0:42:58 > 0:43:00cos I'm selfish and clumsy.

0:43:00 > 0:43:04- Which I'm clearly not. - Would you put that down.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07So what if you are a little bit of all of those things?

0:43:07 > 0:43:09You're a lot of good things.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11If Kit doesn't realise that, he's an idiot.

0:43:11 > 0:43:15- He's an idiot.- No, I meant to say that you need to tell him...

0:43:15 > 0:43:18Yes, I need to tell him he's an idiot.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20What are you waiting for? Tuck in.

0:43:20 > 0:43:26- Who put those Oompa Loompas there? - We're not Oompa Loompas, actually.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28These are street threads.

0:43:28 > 0:43:32- Jake's a DJ now and I'm his promoter.- Jigga jigga boom.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36I've just signed Jake To The Cake up for the DJ-off on Friday.

0:43:36 > 0:43:41He's got his iPod on shuffle and he's going to tear the place apart.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Ah!

0:43:46 > 0:43:47Boom.

0:43:49 > 0:43:54Er, yeah, but you can't use an iPod. It says here vinyl only.

0:43:54 > 0:44:00- Records?- Records. You didn't say anything about records.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02What are records?

0:44:05 > 0:44:09- Now, this is a record.- That is not going to fit in my CD player.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11It's not meant to. It plays on a record player.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14But where are we supposed to find records

0:44:14 > 0:44:18a bit more up-to-date than...1982!

0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Nowhere round here. - I'm supposed to be DJing tomorrow.

0:44:21 > 0:44:26Chillax, boys, you can use my music. This stuff is audible genius.

0:44:26 > 0:44:30MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham

0:44:30 > 0:44:32# Young guns having some fun

0:44:32 > 0:44:34# Crazy ladies keeping them on the run

0:44:34 > 0:44:38# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties

0:44:38 > 0:44:40# See me... #

0:44:40 > 0:44:46What is this ancient-sounding noise? I'm officially dead.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48There you go.

0:44:48 > 0:44:53Two shacka-lacka shakes with extra sparkles, just the way you like it.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56Are you kidding? I only drink man-shakes not milkshakes.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58As you wish. (You liar.)

0:44:58 > 0:45:02Hey, Kit, notice anything different?

0:45:02 > 0:45:06- You're acting weirder than usual. - Work that smile more.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09- And you must be Iolo? - Don't you start.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Ah. Hi, Sass, we were just leaving. Bye, Sass.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16Nuh-uh. I've got something to say to you.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20I am who I am and if you don't like it then take back your friendship

0:45:20 > 0:45:24- along with your Robert Pattinson fanzine.- That's not mine.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28Your silky hair straighteners and your Miley Cyrus eye mask.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31She's finally lost it. Total coo-coo.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34Give me five with the little lady.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37Oh, right. So, you two, got it.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41- Little lady, I'll give you little lady.- What's happening?

0:45:41 > 0:45:45- Oh, nothing, just that my BFF is ashamed of me.- That's not true.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48I'm ashamed of me.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55I love my cousin but I've never been able to be myself around him.

0:45:55 > 0:45:57He likes all the things I don't.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00- He's big, macho, sporty and I'm, well...- Not.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04So what? You're fashiontastic and fabulicious instead.

0:46:04 > 0:46:08Yeah. Does Iolo even know what you can do with a peacock feather?

0:46:08 > 0:46:12- As if. He'd hate the real me. He doesn't even know I like Gaga.- Ah!

0:46:12 > 0:46:15I can only be myself around you guys.

0:46:15 > 0:46:19That's why I didn't want you to see me behaving so differently.

0:46:19 > 0:46:23- OMLG, this means I can totally date Iolo.- It's not about you.

0:46:23 > 0:46:27Don't you get it? Kit's being forced into playing macho

0:46:27 > 0:46:29cos of that rugger-obsessed lug-head.

0:46:29 > 0:46:34- We've got to do something.- Oh, right. Cos Iolo is completely out of order.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38- Hot, but out of order.- Don't even think about doing anything.

0:46:38 > 0:46:43This is how it is and this is how it has to be for ever.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Depressed o'clock. Must dash.

0:46:46 > 0:46:50- Don't you worry, we won't do anything.- Won't say a word.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52BOTH: What we going to do?

0:46:52 > 0:46:56That's right, Mr Snodgrass, we have reached the end of the line.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00- I'm going to have to let you go as a customer.- No way.- Way.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02I chose my weapon. I've manned up.

0:47:02 > 0:47:09Hey? Why, Snoddy? Why? Because you owe me too much mula.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Capiche?

0:47:11 > 0:47:12Eh?

0:47:16 > 0:47:21- Don't look at me like that. I just can't do it to him.- Yes, you can.

0:47:21 > 0:47:22And you will.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26We're going to get Snoddy over here and you're going to dump him, yes?

0:47:26 > 0:47:28All right, all right.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33New bangles? Bangs? Brian Cox badge?

0:47:33 > 0:47:37You seriously can't see anything different about me?

0:47:37 > 0:47:38DOORBELL RINGS

0:47:38 > 0:47:43Durr, of course, new glasses. Now, please can I get the door?

0:47:43 > 0:47:47- OK, but remember what we agreed. Firm but fair.- Firm but fair, got it.

0:47:47 > 0:47:52Thanks for coming over, scrum-head, we want a word.

0:47:52 > 0:47:54- Um, siol Gymreig.- Huh?- Huh?

0:47:54 > 0:47:56It means Welsh shawl,

0:47:56 > 0:47:59worn by young girls on St David's Day.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03- Along with pointy hats and cloaks. - I love Wales but that's just weird.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06- We want a word about Kit. - Me too, have you seen him?

0:48:06 > 0:48:10- He's acting really strange. - That's what you call it.

0:48:10 > 0:48:11Throwing you in a bin?

0:48:11 > 0:48:13You're a let down to your countrymen.

0:48:13 > 0:48:17- I'm ashamed to call myself Welsh. - You're Welsh?- Half.

0:48:17 > 0:48:21- That's not the point, dufus. - Steady on.- I will not steady on.

0:48:21 > 0:48:22Just go, Iolo.

0:48:22 > 0:48:26Take your weirdly spelt name and get out of here.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30- You're a total embarrassment to Kit. - He said that?- As good as.

0:48:30 > 0:48:34He can't stand you and neither can we. Just go.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- Way to go being firm and fair.- Hm.

0:48:39 > 0:48:45- These records are never going to get me Imogen back.- You don't know that.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47OK, maybe you do.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51There they are, the little, musical genii.

0:48:51 > 0:48:56- Yo.- Wassup?- Oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:48:56 > 0:49:03Oh. Never before has there been a DJ-off at the Y. A bop-off, yes.

0:49:03 > 0:49:07A dance-off, yes. Even a belly dance-off. I won.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09But not a DJ-off.

0:49:10 > 0:49:14Look at Mr To The Max, he's been setting up for hours.

0:49:14 > 0:49:19Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, I can't wait. It's going to be sick.

0:49:21 > 0:49:25It's going to be a car crash, better bring your stretcher.

0:49:25 > 0:49:29# Oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh, my gosh. #

0:49:32 > 0:49:38- So, that's how you do the robot. - I feel ill.

0:49:38 > 0:49:42We've got ancient records that no self-respecting tweenager

0:49:42 > 0:49:45would ever dance to. And he's got the works.

0:49:45 > 0:49:50You are so right, Jakey-boy. He's got everything we need. Cover me.

0:49:58 > 0:50:04Here's little Stevo, Mr Snodgrass. And he's got something to say to you.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06Oh, well, what would that be, then, my boy?

0:50:06 > 0:50:09Ah.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11I'm very sorry, Mr Snodgrass,

0:50:11 > 0:50:16but I just haven't had time to fix Bertha's back end.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19So, I put a brand new one on, no extra charge,

0:50:19 > 0:50:22it's a lovely job, even valeted her myself.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Right you are then, Stephen.

0:50:24 > 0:50:29And, as agreed, here's the balance of your payment.

0:50:32 > 0:50:36- You be good. And if you can't be good...- Be careful.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42- Ah!- Are you nuts?- Oh.

0:50:42 > 0:50:47I'm just being me. You know, like it or lump it, I'm a good guy.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49I don't dump people.

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Oh, forgotten something, sir?

0:50:52 > 0:50:58Well, I meant to say I won't be bringing Bertha back here again.

0:50:58 > 0:51:02I mean, I like you, Steve, you know I do.

0:51:02 > 0:51:06But I can't keep giving you all this business

0:51:06 > 0:51:10because I knew you as a lad.

0:51:10 > 0:51:15And Mighty Motors are opening up round the corner from my place.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20- So, take care.- Ehh.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25Now, there's a man who knows how to dump someone.

0:51:31 > 0:51:35Let the DJ-off begin.

0:51:37 > 0:51:41OK, peeps, get down on the dancefloor, it's time to par-tay.

0:51:41 > 0:51:45MUSIC: "Moment For Life" by Nicki Minaj

0:51:45 > 0:51:47# And I will retire with the crown Yes. #

0:51:47 > 0:51:50- Try and beat that.- With pleasure.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57MUSIC: "Young Guns" by Wham

0:51:57 > 0:52:01# Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties. #

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Come on, people. Nobody rocked to a bit of retro before?

0:52:04 > 0:52:07Get wise to the Whamsters.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14HE RAPS: What's this? What's this? This ain't my banging beat

0:52:14 > 0:52:15Maxy smells a rat, I think these guys are trying to cheat

0:52:15 > 0:52:17But no matter what the tune My rhymes'll get you on your feet.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20Lyrics so fly Even Wham's sounding street

0:52:20 > 0:52:21Old school, new school Quid pro quo

0:52:21 > 0:52:24Take these beats And I make it my own

0:52:24 > 0:52:26Old school rocks Are you feeling my flow?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28DJ To The Max And I'm stealing this show.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33They're supposed to hate that stuff.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37You stole Max's records but he can make the uncool cool.

0:52:37 > 0:52:40So, I guess that's it then. We're officially over.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42Even though we never actually started.

0:52:42 > 0:52:47Nuh-uh. When I realised you went to all this trouble just to impress me

0:52:47 > 0:52:49I knew I made a huge mistake.

0:52:49 > 0:52:53Max is history, Jakey-baby, it's all about you and me now.

0:52:53 > 0:52:57You know when you find out that your last bonbon isn't gone,

0:52:57 > 0:53:00it's just down the bottom at the crinkly bit of the packet

0:53:00 > 0:53:03and you don't want it anymore?

0:53:03 > 0:53:05I give up.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13Ex-squeeze me, boys, watch the... Oh, never mind.

0:53:13 > 0:53:18- Hey, Kit.- Crisis over, Iolo is out of here. Y diwedd, which means the end.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20Getting quite good at this, aren't I?

0:53:20 > 0:53:24- What do you mean? - I told him everything so he's going.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26- I just want to say... - You don't have to.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Sadie told me, that's why you're going, isn't it?

0:53:29 > 0:53:32- Why would I want to stay? - Outrageous.- What I thought.

0:53:32 > 0:53:37- Not Kit, you.- Me? What have I done? - Hated on our BFF, that's what.

0:53:37 > 0:53:40Just because he prefers dance to fighting and farting.

0:53:40 > 0:53:44Kit put on that macho persona and that shapeless jersey

0:53:44 > 0:53:46just to stop you judging him.

0:53:46 > 0:53:51- He hates rugby.- No, he doesn't.- Yes, I do. I'm fabulicious and proud.

0:53:51 > 0:53:52Like it or loath it.

0:53:53 > 0:53:54I love Gaga.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57CHEERING

0:53:57 > 0:53:58- So what?- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Just cos I like rugby I don't expect everyone else to.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04I can't believe you think I'd judge you like that.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08We're cousins, mates, I'd like you whatever you liked.

0:54:08 > 0:54:13I could never hate you. I thought you hated me. That's what she said.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16Huh. Obviously just got lost in translation.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Let me get this straight, who likes what now?

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Oh, who cares? Iolo's proved that it doesn't matter

0:54:22 > 0:54:23cos it's no big deal.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27Some people like fashion and Gaga and some people like rugby.

0:54:27 > 0:54:32Some people wear braces and some people have them removed. Like me!

0:54:32 > 0:54:33BOTH: You had braces?

0:54:33 > 0:54:35Yes. For three years.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37Let me be the first to congratulate you

0:54:37 > 0:54:40on joining the ranks of the dentally unchallenged.

0:54:40 > 0:54:45Save it. My underbite's turned into a overbite, they're going back on.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48Great. This means Kit can be who he is in front of you.

0:54:48 > 0:54:51- As long as I can be who I am in front of him.- Deal.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02Does this mean I get to date Iolo now?

0:55:03 > 0:55:05What? Worth a shot.

0:55:05 > 0:55:10OK, enough of the oldies, let's put some 21st-century tunes on.

0:55:12 > 0:55:16What? I always carry Gaga. In all formats.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19MUSIC "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

0:55:19 > 0:55:22# I must be myself, respect my youth

0:55:24 > 0:55:26# A different lover is not a sin

0:55:26 > 0:55:31# Believe capital H-I-M Hey, hey, hey

0:55:31 > 0:55:34# I love my life I love my this record and

0:55:34 > 0:55:38# Me amore vole fe yah

0:55:38 > 0:55:42# I'm beautiful in my way Cos God makes no mistakes

0:55:42 > 0:55:44# I'm on the right track, baby. #

0:55:44 > 0:55:49OK, so, run that by me again. I'm not Welsh? Not even half Welsh.

0:55:49 > 0:55:51Nope, because I'm not Welsh.

0:55:51 > 0:55:55- But you lived in Wales your entire childhood.- True.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57Every day except the day I was born.

0:55:57 > 0:56:01Mam was up in Glasgow that weekend.

0:56:01 > 0:56:07Och, macgee, I'm Scottish. How macawesome is that? Get in the noo.