0:57:50 > 0:57:57.
0:58:01 > 0:58:02One second!
0:58:02 > 0:58:05Did she just do the finger waggle at me?
0:58:05 > 0:58:08Dedes, this is major-tastically important!
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Not as important as this.
0:58:10 > 0:58:13- I'm studying talking therapy on the i-Shrink app.- Because?
0:58:13 > 0:58:17Because you said I needed to work on my communication issues.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20OK, guys, be honest. We'd make a really cute couple, wouldn't we?
0:58:21 > 0:58:24The best. He'd totally love you.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26- Never going to happen.- Huh?
0:58:26 > 0:58:30There's more chance you'll get hit by a bus that's been hit by a meteorite.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Even if you did meet him at a gig,
0:58:32 > 0:58:35you'll have less than 7.4 seconds to impress him
0:58:35 > 0:58:40on a crowd capacity of at least 66,000. It's a total no-go.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42- Thanks, Dedes(!)- You're welcome.
0:58:42 > 0:58:46What better way to learn to communicate than become a therapist?
0:58:46 > 0:58:49You get to talk to people all day.
0:58:49 > 0:58:50Lie down!
0:58:52 > 0:58:56Anything you'd like to talk about, Miss Jenkins?
0:58:56 > 0:58:59Yuh-huh! This!
0:58:59 > 0:59:02# Looking, looking, looking, looking
0:59:02 > 0:59:05# And boy, what I see I'm liking... #
0:59:05 > 0:59:07'That's right, girls.
0:59:07 > 0:59:11'The Coco Locos will be choosing one of YOU to join them.
0:59:11 > 0:59:15'So, what are you waiting for? Get Coco Loco-listic!'
0:59:16 > 0:59:19Ouch. That actually hurt my eyes AND my ears.
0:59:19 > 0:59:22Are you crazy?! The Coco Locos are...
0:59:22 > 0:59:25Worryingly high-pitched, unnaturally symmetrical...
0:59:25 > 0:59:27..the next big girl band.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30Girls Aloud are, like, 100 these days, and personally,
0:59:30 > 0:59:33I can't see the Saturdays making it past next Friday.
0:59:33 > 0:59:37This is the girl band of the future, and I'm going to be part of it.
0:59:37 > 0:59:40Puh-leeze! What makes someone as unstylish and tuneless as you
0:59:40 > 0:59:43think you've got a chance against someone like moi?
0:59:43 > 0:59:44She's got a point.
0:59:44 > 0:59:47Did I just say that out loud?
0:59:47 > 0:59:49I'll just go get us some shakes.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52For your information, Whitney, I've got a secret weapon.
0:59:52 > 0:59:55OK! As the Coco Locos' biggest fan,
0:59:55 > 0:59:58I know exactly what they'll be looking for.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02I'm thinking sparkly salopettes, box-step, box-step!
1:00:02 > 1:00:03Maybe a fascinator,
1:00:03 > 1:00:08clutching tight-tight, jazz hands, dazzling smile!
1:00:08 > 1:00:09He's good, isn't he?
1:00:09 > 1:00:11All right, here's the deal.
1:00:11 > 1:00:16You choreograph and style me instead of her, and when I get the gig,
1:00:16 > 1:00:19I'll take you on tour as my chief creative director.
1:00:19 > 1:00:22- BOTH: I can't do that! - Why? What's she giving you instead?
1:00:22 > 1:00:26What exactly do I get for helping you get into the Coco Locos?
1:00:26 > 1:00:29The chance to see your BFF become an S-T-A-R! Duh!
1:00:29 > 1:00:33She's trying to buy you, which is so wrong,
1:00:33 > 1:00:36- it's not about you, it's about me.- As per usual.
1:00:36 > 1:00:40So I just have to do whatever you want me to do, with nada in return?
1:00:40 > 1:00:44- That's what friends do. - BOTH: No, they don't! Jinx!
1:00:44 > 1:00:46Quit with the cuteness!
1:00:46 > 1:00:48He is NOT going to help you, and that's an order.
1:00:48 > 1:00:52The Kitty Kat doesn't do "orders." ..Whitney, I accept.
1:00:52 > 1:00:55Coolio, so when do we get started?
1:00:55 > 1:00:57Mmm...Now o'clock!
1:00:58 > 1:01:02Fine, whatevs! I don't need your help anyway!
1:01:02 > 1:01:06I can get the gig on my own, thank you very much. You're not all that!
1:01:06 > 1:01:09I'll just put the pan on and turn the heat up high
1:01:09 > 1:01:11cos the Sass-ter is cooking on gas!
1:01:11 > 1:01:16Honestly, I can't leave you alone for one second, can I?
1:01:18 > 1:01:20# Won't somebody tell me why
1:01:20 > 1:01:23# I'm always surrounded by boys
1:01:23 > 1:01:26# Give me a break
1:01:26 > 1:01:28# They got attitude, kind of cute
1:01:28 > 1:01:30# But when they're in trouble
1:01:30 > 1:01:33# Takes a girl to save the day
1:01:33 > 1:01:35# I'd love another girl around the place
1:01:35 > 1:01:37# To be her
1:01:37 > 1:01:41# Someone to back me up so I'll always have the last word
1:01:41 > 1:01:44# Guess it's hard to be the only girl
1:01:44 > 1:01:46# In a boys' world
1:01:46 > 1:01:49# Girl, girl in a boys' world
1:01:49 > 1:01:52# I know I'm strong because
1:01:52 > 1:01:54# I've got a positive mental attitude
1:01:54 > 1:01:56# Understanding, kind of sensitive
1:01:56 > 1:01:58# Don't want gratitude
1:01:58 > 1:01:59# I just don't want to be
1:01:59 > 1:02:01# The only girl
1:02:01 > 1:02:03# In a boys' world. #
1:02:06 > 1:02:09Oh! You been using that fly spray again?
1:02:09 > 1:02:13No, this is Armed Combat, the new gentleman's aftershave.
1:02:13 > 1:02:15It's certainly waging war on my nostrils.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Got to make an effort, haven't I? Hannah's on her way over.
1:02:18 > 1:02:20You like this girl, then, eh?
1:02:20 > 1:02:23- She's no girl. - Funny name for a bloke.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26She's an academic doing a proper degree in history and everything.
1:02:26 > 1:02:29Boxy, Spanner and Donkey are well jealous.
1:02:29 > 1:02:31I'm the first one to date an intellectual.
1:02:31 > 1:02:34I never thought I'd see the day when you'd go out with a girl
1:02:34 > 1:02:37- because she was brainy. - She's also insanely hot.
1:02:37 > 1:02:41And he's back. So, tell me, if she's insanely hot and intelligent,
1:02:41 > 1:02:43what's she doing with you?
1:02:43 > 1:02:47That's bang out of order, that is, boss. I'm well offended, I am.
1:02:47 > 1:02:50I told her I'd done a history degree, too.
1:02:50 > 1:02:53- What?- No biggie, I mean, how hard can it be?
1:02:54 > 1:02:57Hiya. Sorry, not interrupting, am I?
1:02:57 > 1:02:59As if. Hannah, Steve.
1:02:59 > 1:03:03- Steve, Hannah.- Hiya! Is that a Welsh lilt you've got there?
1:03:03 > 1:03:06Guilty. I moved here from Trefil near Tredegar.
1:03:06 > 1:03:08Oh, Treddy!
1:03:08 > 1:03:11Err, yeah, anyway, she's at uni up here. ..Good day?
1:03:11 > 1:03:15Fascinating. We're studying the British Empire at the moment.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Didn't that blow your mind?
1:03:17 > 1:03:20Oh, yeah! I loved that module.
1:03:20 > 1:03:23- Oh!- Can you believe we gave modern America so much?
1:03:23 > 1:03:24Politics, economics...
1:03:24 > 1:03:26Simon Cowell?
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Joke! Ha-ha!
1:03:29 > 1:03:31Go on, admit it. I am smart, aren't I?
1:03:31 > 1:03:35You'll have to start calling me Brains from now on.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44- Game controllers?- Check.
1:03:44 > 1:03:46- All gamers present and correct? - Check.
1:03:46 > 1:03:49- BOTH: Imogen! - What are you doing here?
1:03:49 > 1:03:53I live here, dummy! Well, not "here" here.
1:03:53 > 1:03:55We've bought a house in the next street.
1:03:55 > 1:03:58In fact, my lounge faces this treehouse.
1:03:58 > 1:04:02Great. We'll give you a wave when you go back there. Bye.
1:04:02 > 1:04:05You won't be able to do that. You won't be here.
1:04:05 > 1:04:09Are you deliberately trying to confuse me, cos it's working!
1:04:09 > 1:04:14Don't be a silly billy, Jakey baby! I meant the treehouse won't be here.
1:04:14 > 1:04:17It's blocking our light so unfortunately,
1:04:17 > 1:04:20my dad's had to apply to the council and get it chopped down.
1:04:20 > 1:04:21Good luck with that.
1:04:21 > 1:04:24It takes forever to get anything done by the council.
1:04:24 > 1:04:27They've agreed. You've got 48 hours
1:04:27 > 1:04:31before the chainsaw hits the chestnut.
1:04:31 > 1:04:35- She's making it up. - Nuh-uh! This is for real!
1:04:36 > 1:04:38BOTH: No!
1:04:38 > 1:04:40You can hang out in my luxury new Wendy House
1:04:40 > 1:04:42I'm having built instead.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Not you.
1:04:48 > 1:04:51Who needs the Kitty Kat as creative director,
1:04:51 > 1:04:54when you've got the A-Sass-inator? I'll be my own stylist
1:04:54 > 1:04:58- slash choreographer slash... - Enough with the slashing, already!
1:04:58 > 1:05:02Oops. Sorry. You know when I get anxious I get scissorhands.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Interesting.
1:05:04 > 1:05:05What are you up to?
1:05:05 > 1:05:09Nothing. Just some psychological profiling on my i-Shrink app.
1:05:09 > 1:05:12- And who are you profiling?- You. Duh!
1:05:12 > 1:05:15Relax. The more I know about you, the easier it'll be for me
1:05:15 > 1:05:17to communicate with you.
1:05:17 > 1:05:20Well, communicate with the hand, sister,
1:05:20 > 1:05:23because the A-Sass-inator's got work to do.
1:05:23 > 1:05:26# Looking, looking, looking, looking
1:05:26 > 1:05:28# And, boy, what I see I'm liking
1:05:28 > 1:05:30# You've got me so excited
1:05:30 > 1:05:33# Once again, I'm thinking, oh-oh... #
1:05:33 > 1:05:35So, what do you reckon?
1:05:35 > 1:05:38- One moment.- A disco disaster!
1:05:38 > 1:05:41Look, I'm a nifty little mover myself, and I've got to say,
1:05:41 > 1:05:43I've got more chance of getting in that band.
1:05:43 > 1:05:47Dad, these are my dreams you're shattering here!
1:05:47 > 1:05:49But if you can dance, don't stand there. Help me!
1:05:55 > 1:05:58MUSIC: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham
1:06:09 > 1:06:11OMG! This is a total-istic pile-up!
1:06:11 > 1:06:14There's only one thing I can possibly do.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16- Give up?- Nuh-uh!
1:06:16 > 1:06:21Hey, Kit Kat! Nice neckerchief, that is totally cowboy-tastic.
1:06:21 > 1:06:22Good news, boyfriend.
1:06:22 > 1:06:26I've decided you can be my chief creative director after all. Yay!
1:06:26 > 1:06:29You can dump Dung-breath and help me get into the Coco Locos.
1:06:29 > 1:06:30High five, bestie!
1:06:30 > 1:06:32I thought you didn't need my help, bestie,
1:06:32 > 1:06:35and that I'm not all that anyway, bestie!
1:06:35 > 1:06:39He heard me say that? Oh, curse my big mouth. ..That is so not true!
1:06:39 > 1:06:42- Then why did you say it? - Butt out, Dung-breath.
1:06:42 > 1:06:44Don't be like that with her.
1:06:44 > 1:06:47At least she didn't take me for granted all the time.
1:06:47 > 1:06:50In fact, I feel properly appreciated by...
1:06:50 > 1:06:52- BOTH: Kitney!- Kitney?
1:06:52 > 1:06:55It's a couple name like Brad and Angelina, Brangelina.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58- Posh and Becks, Pecks.- But that's stupid. You're not even a couple.
1:06:58 > 1:07:02Oh, look, Kit, I didn't mean that. I just meant...erm...
1:07:02 > 1:07:04We could be...Sitney!
1:07:04 > 1:07:07How about I make you my chief executive creative director?
1:07:07 > 1:07:09Forget it, Jenkster. I've already made him president
1:07:09 > 1:07:12of creative direction for ALL the Coco Locos.
1:07:12 > 1:07:15Like that's going to happen! That muppet'll believe anything.
1:07:15 > 1:07:17OK, ladies. Places, please.
1:07:17 > 1:07:20Let's go over our audition piece one more time.
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Oh, my Gaga! That's it!
1:07:22 > 1:07:27No-one takes advantage of my Kitty Kat...unless they're me, obviously.
1:07:27 > 1:07:30MUSIC PLAYS
1:07:35 > 1:07:38Oh! She tripped me!
1:07:38 > 1:07:40Sass! Have you gone totally bonkalicious?
1:07:40 > 1:07:42No! You have!
1:07:42 > 1:07:44She's not going to give you anything if she gets into that band.
1:07:44 > 1:07:46It's all lies!
1:07:46 > 1:07:51You know how dedicated I am to Kitney!
1:07:51 > 1:07:55Don't go there! My BFF's intelligent enough to know he's being duped!
1:07:55 > 1:07:56You're right, Sass.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59I certainly am, and I've been duped for far too long...by you!
1:07:59 > 1:08:03You came here to deliberately wreck Whitney's routine,
1:08:03 > 1:08:05just so you can have me all to yourself.
1:08:05 > 1:08:10But I've got news for you, sister, nobody messes with my new sister.
1:08:10 > 1:08:14This friendship is officially over. O-V-A-R!
1:08:19 > 1:08:22Oh, my Lady Gaga! Kit's dumped me for that dung-breather!
1:08:22 > 1:08:25I've got to show him what's really going on.
1:08:25 > 1:08:29And if he happens to have an amazing outfit and routine then so be it.
1:08:29 > 1:08:31Getting my friend back is the real deal,
1:08:31 > 1:08:34but if I don't get into the Coco Locos it's a deal breaker,
1:08:34 > 1:08:37- that's why I'm going to do both. - And breathe.
1:08:38 > 1:08:40So, Dedes, are you ready to show Kit the truth?
1:08:40 > 1:08:43My i-Shrink app says the truth is only true
1:08:43 > 1:08:46to whomever believes it to be, so you might be wrong.
1:08:46 > 1:08:50You need to start downloading better apps, like Puking Pigs!
1:08:50 > 1:08:53Are you using this as an excuse not to communicate?
1:08:53 > 1:08:56What? I'm just trying to get this whole "dialogue channel" open!
1:08:56 > 1:09:00- Don't do that!- Is there an element of jealousy at play here
1:09:00 > 1:09:01when you think of Whitney's hold over Kit?
1:09:01 > 1:09:04Of course there's jealousy at play! It's playing all over town.
1:09:04 > 1:09:08- Sold out!- Wow, I'm getting good at this whole communication lark.
1:09:08 > 1:09:12Dedes, focus! I just lost one of my bestest BFFs here!
1:09:12 > 1:09:15I've got to show him that Whitney's making a muppet out of him.
1:09:15 > 1:09:18- She's the bad guy here, not me! - OK, I'm hearing you.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20But there's one slight problem.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22They're rehearsing in the Cheer Ups' hut.
1:09:22 > 1:09:24They're not going to let you in there. Not after your last visit.
1:09:24 > 1:09:26Already on it!
1:09:29 > 1:09:33Give me a Y, give me an E, give me a Y-E-S! What does that spell?
1:09:33 > 1:09:38Disaster! This is THE stupidest idea you have ever come up with!
1:09:38 > 1:09:4099% of studies show that...
1:09:40 > 1:09:43Those new communication skills are really working out for you.
1:09:43 > 1:09:47What I meant was that this brings a lot of barriers into focus for me...
1:09:47 > 1:09:50Save it, Dedes. You're coming.
1:09:59 > 1:10:03- Boss, I need a name.- I can think of a few for you right now.
1:10:03 > 1:10:04That fat bloke, lots of wives.
1:10:04 > 1:10:06That's no way to talk about Mr Johnson.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09- He's one of our best customers! - Not him. The king.
1:10:09 > 1:10:12Harold the 10th, Howard the 5th...
1:10:12 > 1:10:15- Henry the 8th!- Brilliant!
1:10:16 > 1:10:19Keith, why d'you disappear like that?
1:10:19 > 1:10:22Oh, Steve-o was calling me. Needed a bit of help with this little beauty.
1:10:24 > 1:10:29- You were saying, your favourite king is...?- Henry VIII, obvs!- Really?
1:10:29 > 1:10:31I think he's a bit dull.
1:10:31 > 1:10:35- Well, his eight wives...- Six. - ..six wives didn't think so!
1:10:35 > 1:10:36Debatable.
1:10:36 > 1:10:40Got to dash. Lecture's in five. Call me, OK?
1:10:40 > 1:10:43I am dying to get your thoughts on the Victorians.
1:10:46 > 1:10:49- They're not a band, are they?- No.
1:10:50 > 1:10:53- This is a disaster.- Not as easy as you thought, all this history?
1:10:53 > 1:10:56I thought I could bluff it, but I know nothing.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58You've got to give me a crash course.
1:10:58 > 1:11:02- I don't think me and Hannah are going to last.- You can't be that clueless.
1:11:02 > 1:11:05Once you've got the two World Wars...
1:11:05 > 1:11:06There were two? Who won?
1:11:08 > 1:11:09Crash course it is.
1:11:12 > 1:11:16Testing, testing, one-two-three. Testing...ooh!
1:11:16 > 1:11:18What are you doing?!
1:11:18 > 1:11:22Prepping my secret Dictaphone, duh! I'm going to need some hard evidence
1:11:22 > 1:11:24if I want to out Whitney as a fraudster.
1:11:24 > 1:11:26OMG, they're coming! Get down.
1:11:26 > 1:11:30Nuh-uh! My i-Shrink app recommends total commitment
1:11:30 > 1:11:33once a client has decided on a plan of action.
1:11:33 > 1:11:34Hey, Kitney!
1:11:34 > 1:11:39Nice pom-poms! Is that a new hat?
1:11:39 > 1:11:41Mais oui, bien sur!
1:11:43 > 1:11:46What? I spend 70% of my time with you guys,
1:11:46 > 1:11:48and you don't think I know anything?!
1:11:50 > 1:11:54Actually, 69.3%, but who's counting?
1:11:54 > 1:11:56- And she's back.- Do we know you?
1:11:56 > 1:12:02Umm...yeah, I'm Katie, and this here's my girl Bebe!
1:12:02 > 1:12:07We met at the cheerleading cheer-off last spring.
1:12:07 > 1:12:11- We're thinking of joining your team! - The Cha-Cha Cheerleaders, were you?
1:12:11 > 1:12:13Y-yes?
1:12:13 > 1:12:16Oh, wow! You were amazing that day!
1:12:16 > 1:12:20That backflip star jump you did, it was off the hook!
1:12:20 > 1:12:21Thanks.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28So, who was that uber-cool guy you were with earlier?
1:12:28 > 1:12:32- Kit-Kat? He is so not cool! - That's interesting.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34I thought he was your creative director,
1:12:34 > 1:12:36you were going to take him on tour and all.
1:12:36 > 1:12:40- You didn't know who he was a minute ago.- Lucky guess?
1:12:40 > 1:12:43- So, anyway, about Kit Karter... - Oh, enough about Kit!
1:12:43 > 1:12:46I'm only using him to get in the Coco Locos, all right?
1:12:46 > 1:12:48- He's really not that interesting.- Go on.
1:12:50 > 1:12:56Actually, I think it's about time we put you and Bebe through your paces.
1:12:56 > 1:13:00Come on, girls, let's do the pyramid move! You can do the triple flip!
1:13:00 > 1:13:01No, I...
1:13:01 > 1:13:03I'll take your bag, don't worry.
1:13:03 > 1:13:05My bag, she's got my bag!
1:13:05 > 1:13:08DRUM ROLL
1:13:12 > 1:13:14BOTH: A-a-agh!
1:13:20 > 1:13:24Well, at least we got what we came for!
1:13:24 > 1:13:27I did not come for whiplash!
1:13:28 > 1:13:31- Man, this stinks! - Leaving the treehouse?
1:13:31 > 1:13:34I was actually talking about this.
1:13:34 > 1:13:38You're right. Leaving the treehouse stinks, too.
1:13:38 > 1:13:40- We've come a long way. - We've had success.
1:13:40 > 1:13:43- We've had good times. - But remember this...
1:13:43 > 1:13:47BOTH: # Never forget where you're coming from
1:13:47 > 1:13:52# Never pretend that it's all real
1:13:52 > 1:14:00# Some day soon this will all be someone else's dream
1:14:00 > 1:14:03# This will be someone else's... #
1:14:03 > 1:14:08Hrr-hmm! When you've quite finished wandering down Memory Lame,
1:14:08 > 1:14:11maybe you'd like to check out my luxury Wendy House.
1:14:11 > 1:14:13- No way!- I wasn't talking to you.
1:14:13 > 1:14:16- Jakey-baby?- I'm OK.
1:14:16 > 1:14:20- It's got a 43-inch plasma screen TV with surround sound.- Big deal.
1:14:20 > 1:14:25- And built-in gaming technology. - Wow! I mean...whatever!
1:14:25 > 1:14:28- Two dedicated gaming chairs. - JAKE GASPS
1:14:28 > 1:14:30And the latest Ninja Warlord video game.
1:14:30 > 1:14:32BOTH: Assassins of the Shogun Temple?!
1:14:32 > 1:14:35I said the latest. Ninja Warlord, Army of Doom.
1:14:35 > 1:14:38Assassins is, like, so three weeks ago!
1:14:38 > 1:14:40Take me to the Wendy House!
1:14:40 > 1:14:42No, what about us? The treehouse!
1:14:42 > 1:14:46# Never forget where... #
1:14:46 > 1:14:48I forgot. Let's go.
1:14:48 > 1:14:53Fine, go! I don't need you, you traitor! Turncoat! Deserter!
1:14:53 > 1:14:57- Nobody's listening to me now, are they?- No.
1:15:02 > 1:15:05Hey, Kit. Can I have a word?
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Ex-friend. That's a word!
1:15:07 > 1:15:09Technically that's two words.
1:15:09 > 1:15:11But who's counting?
1:15:11 > 1:15:13Kit, this is serious.
1:15:13 > 1:15:16I'm not coaching you for your Coco Locos audition, Sass.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19Backstabbers don't cut it with the Kitty Kat.
1:15:19 > 1:15:22Then stop coaching her! She's so backstabby
1:15:22 > 1:15:23she gives backstabbers a bad name!
1:15:23 > 1:15:25Oh!
1:15:25 > 1:15:28What in the name of Nicki Minaj is going on?!
1:15:30 > 1:15:34- 'Who was that uber-cool guy you were with earlier?- Kit Kat?
1:15:34 > 1:15:38'I thought he was your director, you were going to take him on tour?
1:15:38 > 1:15:41'Oh, he is! And he's definitely coming on tour.
1:15:41 > 1:15:43'I don't reckon he'll stay for long.
1:15:43 > 1:15:47'Not when Gaga and Britney discover him. He's going to be huge.'
1:15:48 > 1:15:51That's not what she said. I swear!
1:15:51 > 1:15:55Save it, sister. Don't add lying to your list of Coco Loco crimes.
1:15:58 > 1:16:00Dedes, you believe me, don't you?
1:16:00 > 1:16:04Well, I didn't hear Whitney say what you said she said,
1:16:04 > 1:16:05but the iShrink app says...
1:16:05 > 1:16:07Enough with the iBonkers stuff!
1:16:07 > 1:16:09Good communication is about peeps,
1:16:09 > 1:16:13not apps. Get with the programme, Dede, and not the one on your phone.
1:16:13 > 1:16:15What have you got to say about that?
1:16:15 > 1:16:17I just...
1:16:17 > 1:16:21- Why is nobody on my side?! ..Thanks, Ms V.- What for?
1:16:21 > 1:16:23I just come for the money for the shakes.
1:16:23 > 1:16:26Do you think they grow on schnoodle trees?!
1:16:26 > 1:16:28Oy!
1:16:45 > 1:16:47You look like I feel.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49You don't look so hot yourself.
1:16:51 > 1:16:55- Why are you in such a funk? - No reason. You?- No reason.
1:16:55 > 1:17:01BOTH: OK, you twisted my arm. Sorry. You first.
1:17:01 > 1:17:03Me first. Whitney's turned Kit and Dedes against me.
1:17:03 > 1:17:06She's going to win a place in the Coco Locos.
1:17:06 > 1:17:11Imogen's getting the treehouse cut down and stealing Jake, too!
1:17:11 > 1:17:13BOTH: I hate that!
1:17:13 > 1:17:17- What are you going to do about it? - Nothing.- You?
1:17:17 > 1:17:19- Same. - BOTH: Are you crazy?!
1:17:19 > 1:17:22Jenksters don't take stuff lying down.
1:17:22 > 1:17:25Exactly. When a Jenkster hits the wall, they knock it down.
1:17:25 > 1:17:28- What are you waiting for?! Go get her.- You go get her.
1:17:32 > 1:17:34I'm just going to brush my hair.
1:17:36 > 1:17:40- I take it things aren't going well with Hannah.- How did you guess?
1:17:40 > 1:17:45You're trying to get your leg in the arm of those overalls.
1:17:45 > 1:17:48- The history lesson didn't pay off? - It paid off.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51I talked about 1066 and the Charge Of The Bright Brigade.
1:17:51 > 1:17:54It's...near enough.
1:17:54 > 1:17:58Then I thought Winston Churchill was that dog off the telly.
1:17:58 > 1:18:01Exactly, I totally thought it was game over.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04Then Hannah turns round and says she thinks I'm cute
1:18:04 > 1:18:08and funny for trying to impress her. Now she likes me even more.
1:18:08 > 1:18:11So let me get this straight.
1:18:11 > 1:18:14You have found a beautiful, intelligent girl,
1:18:14 > 1:18:17who actually likes you for being you.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20I know. Unbelievable.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23- So what are you going to do about it? - Dump her, obviously.
1:18:23 > 1:18:25I've fallen for her mate, Charlotte.
1:18:25 > 1:18:28She's doing a PhD in astrophysics.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30Any idea what that is?
1:18:30 > 1:18:32LAUGHTER
1:18:37 > 1:18:38Order, order.
1:18:38 > 1:18:39GAVEL BANGS
1:18:39 > 1:18:42So, there is only one audition space left
1:18:42 > 1:18:45for the Coco Locos.
1:18:45 > 1:18:47Do we have any takers?
1:18:47 > 1:18:49Here!
1:18:49 > 1:18:52Excuse me. Thanks.
1:18:52 > 1:18:55- Where do I sign?- There and there.
1:18:55 > 1:18:57This is the health and safety disclaimer.
1:18:57 > 1:19:01- Basically, if you break anything, you're on your own.- Oh!
1:19:01 > 1:19:05- I'm getting used to that. - OK, the rules are simple.
1:19:05 > 1:19:10All competitors must dance at the same time on the dancefloor.
1:19:10 > 1:19:13If one of the Coco Locos gives you a tapsky on the shoulder,
1:19:13 > 1:19:16you must leave the dancefloor immediately.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18The last person bopping
1:19:18 > 1:19:20wins.
1:19:20 > 1:19:22SHE SINGS
1:19:25 > 1:19:28Go get boogylicious!
1:19:29 > 1:19:32Tres luck, mon cherie.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37Dedes, Dedes, look,
1:19:37 > 1:19:38I'm really sorry, OK?
1:19:38 > 1:19:41I know you're major-tastically angry with me, and you should be.
1:19:41 > 1:19:44But I am 100%, categorically, make-no-mistake
1:19:44 > 1:19:47going to prove to you I'm in the right and Whitney's wrong.
1:19:47 > 1:19:50- How?- Take her down with a shak-a-lack-a-shake.
1:19:50 > 1:19:52Do anything to her, you can kiss goodbye your friendship
1:19:52 > 1:19:56with Kit for ever. If she IS stringing him along,
1:19:56 > 1:19:59- she won't need him once she wins... - Of course, she must win!
1:19:59 > 1:20:03Brilliant, Dedes. Now that was some good communication right there.
1:20:03 > 1:20:06But that wasn't what I was... Actually, just go with it!
1:20:07 > 1:20:10This better be good, Jenkins.
1:20:10 > 1:20:14We're in the middle of Ninja Warlord Army Of Doom when you called.
1:20:14 > 1:20:17- What? This old thing?- Where d'you get that from?- My dad.
1:20:17 > 1:20:20He also got me the latest, latest one
1:20:20 > 1:20:25Ninja Warlord Streets Of Fiery Doom.
1:20:25 > 1:20:30- And assassins!- Awesome!- I've never heard of it.- Wow, nerd alert.
1:20:30 > 1:20:31How out of touch are you?
1:20:31 > 1:20:36Who cares? You don't have a 43-inch plasma screen to play it on.
1:20:36 > 1:20:40- 45, right there.- He's got a point.
1:20:40 > 1:20:44- And where are your dedicated gaming chairs?- Here.
1:20:44 > 1:20:47- Every time there's a blast I make it judder myself.- Whatevs.
1:20:47 > 1:20:51The point is, you have to share this room with everyone.
1:20:51 > 1:20:54You think this family's going to want you in here gaming all day?
1:20:54 > 1:20:58Just admit it. I win, because you won't have a treehouse,
1:20:58 > 1:21:00as of this afternoon when that tree gets the chop.
1:21:00 > 1:21:04That tree can't get the chop. Got a tree protection order on it.
1:21:04 > 1:21:06Too old. Too important.
1:21:06 > 1:21:08Yes!
1:21:08 > 1:21:09No!
1:21:10 > 1:21:15Deputy Fastplay or Ninja Warlords Streets Of Fiery Doom AND Assassins?
1:21:15 > 1:21:19Oh, yeah, I may have told a little white lie.
1:21:19 > 1:21:22- The lie being...- It does not exist.
1:21:27 > 1:21:32# Never forget where you've come here from. #
1:21:32 > 1:21:33Come on!
1:21:37 > 1:21:42It's time to go Coco-Loco-listic!
1:21:42 > 1:21:43CHEERING
1:21:47 > 1:21:49Good luck, everyone.
1:21:49 > 1:21:51OK. Here goes nothing.
1:21:51 > 1:21:54Look it doesn't matter how hard you try.
1:21:54 > 1:21:56- I'll still win.- That's the idea.
1:21:56 > 1:21:58# And, boy, what I'm seeing
1:21:58 > 1:22:00# You've got me so excited
1:22:00 > 1:22:02# Hearts soar and I'm thinking oh-oh... #
1:22:04 > 1:22:06Oh!
1:22:05 > 1:22:06CRASH
1:22:08 > 1:22:10BELL RINGS
1:22:11 > 1:22:14# You got me crazy loco
1:22:14 > 1:22:18# You got me crazy loco. #
1:22:18 > 1:22:19BELL RINGS
1:22:19 > 1:22:22# You got me crazy loco
1:22:22 > 1:22:25# You got me crazy loco. #
1:22:25 > 1:22:26BELL RINGS
1:22:27 > 1:22:29What in the name of Ksha?
1:22:29 > 1:22:31LAUGHTER
1:22:34 > 1:22:35Finally(!)
1:22:37 > 1:22:43There is clearly only one winner here...Whitney Landon.
1:22:43 > 1:22:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:22:49 > 1:22:52Thank you so much, everyone.
1:22:52 > 1:22:54This is amazing.
1:22:54 > 1:22:57And I never would have been able to do it
1:22:57 > 1:23:02without one very special person...
1:23:02 > 1:23:04..me!
1:23:04 > 1:23:08But Whit-Whit, what about your chief creative director?
1:23:08 > 1:23:12I made you the star you are. Couldn't even conga before me.
1:23:12 > 1:23:15- Thought kaftan was a cup of coffee. - Whatevs.
1:23:15 > 1:23:18Couldn't creatively direct his way out of a paper bag.
1:23:18 > 1:23:19THEY GASP
1:23:23 > 1:23:26How big a doofus am I? I actually trusted her.
1:23:26 > 1:23:27I'm sorry, Kit Kat.
1:23:27 > 1:23:30I didn't want to say, "I told you so", so I showed you so.
1:23:30 > 1:23:32I knew if she won she'd can Kitney.
1:23:33 > 1:23:36- OMLG. You did not throw the contest from me?- Too right!
1:23:36 > 1:23:39That's what BFFs do. Friends again?
1:23:39 > 1:23:40ALL: Yeah.
1:23:44 > 1:23:49And so, I am delighted to announce
1:23:49 > 1:23:53appearing here, with the Coco Locos,
1:23:53 > 1:23:59Whitney Landon, for one night only.
1:23:59 > 1:24:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:24:02 > 1:24:06You mean I went through all of this, for one night?
1:24:06 > 1:24:08You can stuff your Cocos.
1:24:09 > 1:24:14So, by process of elimination,
1:24:14 > 1:24:17the winner is Sadie J!
1:24:19 > 1:24:21No way can I accept this!
1:24:21 > 1:24:25Not after lying, cheating and tickling my way to the final.
1:24:25 > 1:24:28Who am I kidding? Come on, girls, let's rock!
1:24:49 > 1:24:51# You're sitting there
1:24:51 > 1:24:53# Looking good
1:24:53 > 1:24:54# Don't think I haven't noticed
1:24:54 > 1:24:57# You know I would. #
1:24:57 > 1:25:00I so wish I still had that iShrink app.
1:25:00 > 1:25:04- But why?- 'Cause I don't know which is more psychologically damaging -
1:25:04 > 1:25:06watching Sadie make a total goon of herself
1:25:06 > 1:25:11or watching the Coco Locos watch Sadie make a total goon of herself.
1:25:11 > 1:25:12LOUD THUD
1:25:12 > 1:25:14ALL: Ooh!
1:25:14 > 1:25:16She's won, by a mile!
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