0:00:02 > 0:00:04Come on, ladies and gents, roll up!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08Only a few tickets left for The Vanted's autograph signing.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12That's right, all writing their names on anything they can find.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15OK, OK, vun ticket per perzon.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17No refunds, no returns.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19What are you, animals?!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I vill not stand for it!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29She got that right.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Hey, did I miss the ticket sale?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Miss it? You just bulldozed it.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Whoops.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Who was that? - He went that-a-way.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41That's it, the tickets are gone.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42CROWD: Awww!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Chillax, I already got you one.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But I thought it was "Vun ticket per perzon."
0:00:48 > 0:00:51It vas, so I got one as moi, and one as...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53nameless hoody-boy - safe.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Come on, tell me I'm a total genius.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58If I'd known that I wouldn't have come.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm grounded for a week, remember?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- So how come Steve let you out? - He didn't, I escaped.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You're right, Dad, I totally deserve to be grounded.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I should never have smashed my bedroom window, with a cricket bat.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13What? I was trying to swat a fly.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hot milky malt drink with extra cream and brown sugar.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, I shouldn't really.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24You know how sleepy I get after all this sweet stuff.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Don't be daft, enjoy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Three, two, one...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30HE SNORES
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Works every time.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34That is the stupidest escape plan ever.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Stupider than you locking your dad in the garage
0:01:36 > 0:01:38when you broke your curfew.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Sadie!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Really? I quite liked that.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Stupider than when you locked me in with him as a decoy.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Sadie!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Now that was brilliant.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53No, Sass, it was S to the T to the...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Stupid! Didn't your dad say it was code red lockdown
0:01:56 > 0:01:58if you ever broke your curfew again?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah, but I had to do something to get here.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03What teenager isn't obsessed with the Wanted?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04With the what?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Oh, Dede, put it this way - they're...- Save it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I've got T-minus five minutes to get to the treehouse.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11The treehouse?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- You have to get over here, Dede. - Right now!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Danny and Jake got hooked onto Space Cargo online and now
0:02:17 > 0:02:22they want me to give a fan fanatic commentary - on all 12 seasons!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- I love that show! - I want to marry that show.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26I'm on my way!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- It's going to be...- So boring I'd rather eat my own hair.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Scratch that - my own head, waxy ears and everything.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Philistine!- Porcupine!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38What? It's the best I could do.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41You best get home before sleeping beauty wakes up and becomes a beast.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Chillax, malted milk makes him sleep for at least an hour.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47It's my dad! I knew I shouldn't have used skimmed milk.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Turn it off!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51No big deal, I just have to get into the house
0:02:51 > 0:02:53without Dad noticing - it's not like he knows I'm here.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55PHONE RINGS
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Here is Vanda Viziani'sa Vy Diner, Vanda Viziani speaking?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Hello, Ms V?- Stephen Jenkins?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What a delightful surprise.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08SHE LAUGHS
0:03:08 > 0:03:12What was that? Ah, you want to know if Sadie is here.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Hide.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Hello? What are you doing there, Jenkster?- Um, nothing.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ashlii, do you know if Sadie J is here?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Please don't say anything, my dad will ground me again.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27My silence comes at a price.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Two Shakalaka Shakes and a buffalo burger?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Do I look like I eat buffalo? - Satsuma side salad?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ashlii, I'm waiting.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36OK, I'll do anything!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That's more like it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Hmm, Sadie J? Let me think...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Skinny? Dishwater blonde?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45My hair is not the colour of dishwater.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Compared to my mop of bodacious black it is.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Nope, I haven't seen that loser all day.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54She hasn't seen that loser all day.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Thanks, Ashlii, I owe you one. - You certainly do,
0:03:57 > 0:03:58and you're going to pay, big-time.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oops - cupboard.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10# Won't somebody tell me why
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15# Give me a break
0:04:15 > 0:04:17# They've got attitude, Kind of cute
0:04:17 > 0:04:20# But when they're in trouble, Takes a girl
0:04:20 > 0:04:22# To save the day, to save the day
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# Could you be her?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Someone to back me up so I always
0:04:29 > 0:04:30# Have the last word
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:04:33 > 0:04:36# In a boys' world
0:04:36 > 0:04:37# Girl, girl
0:04:37 > 0:04:39# In a boys'...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:04:42 > 0:04:43# Mental attitude
0:04:43 > 0:04:46# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:04:46 > 0:04:47# Don't want gratitude
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:04:50 > 0:04:53# In a boys' world. #
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Sass?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Ah, I thought you'd broken your curfew.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Me? You kidding?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I've been here the whole time, just hanging out reading...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Scandalicious.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I've only got like three hours left until my seven-day grounding
0:05:14 > 0:05:16is officially over - why would I wreck that?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Where were you when I woke up? - Call of nature.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You weren't in the bathroom.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hmm, literal call of nature.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Yeah, there was this itty-bitty birdie outside,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30so cute, I had to go and see.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I'm allowed in the garden, aren't I?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Fine, why don't you just tag me and be done with it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41OK, OK, it's just that I know what the old Sadie would have done.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Sorry, sorry! I forget you're all grown up now.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50No, go on, fly, you've done your time, I'm proud of you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53You can have the last three hours on me.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Seriously?! Awesomundo!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Gaga, I'm good.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I've just come back from the park.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06You don't say.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I was out walking Roger. - Hate to break this to you, mate -
0:06:09 > 0:06:10that's not Roger.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- I know, this is Tinkle.- Tinkle? That's a funny name...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15GUSH OF WATER
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Hey!- Tinkle by name, Tinkle by nature.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Where is Roger?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23With Tinkle's owner - Samantha...
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I swapped them, accidentally on purpose.- Why?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I wanted to get her number off Tinkle's collar, obviously.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Why not ask for her number?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Yeah, she's really going to give her number to some bloke in the park.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39True, I mean, stealing her dog is so much better.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's not stealing, it's borrowing.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We can just swap them back this avo.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I'll just give her a tinkle.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46GUSHING
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Will you stop saying "tinkle?!"
0:06:49 > 0:06:50GUSHING
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Oooh! Out! - Come on...dog.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01STRANGE ALIEN LANGUAGE
0:07:01 > 0:07:04That's right, Presidente Cargonian.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06We certainly showed those Narzog death fighters
0:07:06 > 0:07:09who indeed have the upper hand.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10SLURPING
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Or should I say, claw!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14HE LAUGHS
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Claw... What's he like?!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26And that, my fellow Space Cargonians,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28was the first ever episode
0:07:28 > 0:07:31of the best sci-fi show in televisual history.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Tell me that was NOT the show we saw online.- Too right!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Where's the amazing CGI? How come the walls are moving?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45And why does that monster look like it was made out of loo roll?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Cos it was!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51But I don't understand. It says Space Farrago right there.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53That says Space CARGO.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh! So that's why I wanted to put my head in a bucket
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and beat it with a wooden spoon instead of watch it.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Right. We've got to tell Dede we don't want to see it any more.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- You tell her. My PE teacher says I have confrontation issues.- Whatever.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's not like she cares about it that much.
0:08:10 > 0:08:16- Aagh!- I can't believe you guys like the show too. Sadie used to love it,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19and then she went gaga over Gossip Girl.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's so good to find somebody else to share the magic with.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26The tears, the laughter, the camaraderie.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31You guys have really mended a broken sci-fi heart.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Is your lip quivering?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- No... Are you crying?- No!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38OK! who's up for Act Two?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- BOTH:- Me!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Hey, Kit. Guess who got away with breaking their curfew.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- It was a lucky break, if you ask me. - Whatever.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Does the cheesecake crumble come with double double cream
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- or just cream?- Who needs crumble when you've got Wanted Whoopee Pies?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Erm...weird much?- Nuh-uh!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Nathan's on the quest to find the perfect pie.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03He celeb-trebbed it this morning.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05The first fan to bake him the best one
0:09:05 > 0:09:09gets backstage passes to their next concert. I'm a shoo-in to win.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I don't think so, Kitty-Kat.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16Not when you take into account my wonderful Vanilla Whoopee Pies,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19frosted with a viperberry finish. Raoww!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21You're a fan of theirs?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I am THE fan.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Check it out.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Me with the boys, T in the Park.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31The Big Weekend. And the V Festival. Or as I like to call it -
0:09:31 > 0:09:32the Ms V Festival.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Those backstage passes are in the bag.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Yes, in my man bag, and battle on!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45And back to the real world... I'll have the crumble with custard.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48As soon as - you've collected my dry cleaning, and buffed my nails.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Come again?- Well, I have to look good when the boys arrive,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55and you did say you'd do anything if I didn't blab to your dad.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yeah, but... That was just words, I didn't mean it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Then, I guess I'll have to tell him you broke your curfew.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05I'll have to tell him I "broke my curfew". Get real! I'm off the hook,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07not grounded any more. You can't tell my dad zip.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You've never even met him.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Hey, Dad, I'm ho...ley-moley.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Hey, Sas. Your mate's scooter had a puncture. I said I'd patch it up.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Huh, great(!)
0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's really nice to meet your dad, Sas.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- He's so easy to talk to. - DAD CHUCKLES
0:10:28 > 0:10:33You can't do this. It's... It's... It's blackmail.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37No, you're right, cos if I did that he'd ground you again
0:10:37 > 0:10:41and you wouldn't get to see that band you like at the Y, would you?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45But then, honesty is the best policy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48So what exactly am I picking up from the dry-cleaner's?
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Oh, no, it's no use. You'll have to give me a hand with this oil gasket.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Sorry, boss, no can do. These are fresh on, especially for Samantha.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Oh, boy, you really do know how to spoil a woman(!)
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I want to make an effort but I don't want her to know I have.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Know what I mean?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- No, you lost me when you stole her dog.- Borrowed.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Speaking of which, where is Tinkle? She'll pick her up any time.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- BARKING - Found her.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23And Samantha can't get here fast enough to pick up the little...
0:11:23 > 0:11:28- Hi!- ..lovable ball of furry fun. - TINKLE GROWLS
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Gargh!- You must be Smantha.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- I'm Keith.- My hero. You saved my baby.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Oh, it was nothing. You saved Roger.- Not really.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40One minute Tinkle was there,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43the next she's gone and this was in her place.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- Weird that?!- He's adorable. - Yeah, so's Tinkle.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Maybe we could. I mean, they could be friends.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Yeah, and maybe we can go on long walks together.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Yeah, long, romantic walks.- Mmm.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:12:02 > 0:12:04TINKLE BARKS AND GROWLS
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I don't think Tinkle wants to spend time with Roger.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Poor baby, she's so sensitive to other dogs.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I dumped a boyfriend because of his wayward spaniel.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Don't sweat it. These two are going to be best buds in no time. Promise.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20TINKLE GROWLS
0:12:20 > 0:12:24OK, so we agreed, whoever draws the short straw has to tell Dede
0:12:24 > 0:12:28we don't want to see, hear, or read about Space Cargo any more.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Done.- You go first.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Hang on! They're ALL the same!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- I told you to sort out the short straws!- I did.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I ran out and bought a box of short straws.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, guys. Now, as you've seen all 27 episodes of the first season
0:13:16 > 0:13:19of Space Cargo, we should take a little break.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- BOTH:- Yes.- In order to brush up on your Cargonese.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Yes, I'll teach you how to speak in the mother tongue
0:13:25 > 0:13:27of the Space Cargons.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Did you make that yourself?- Guilty!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I spent all night putting it together especially for you two.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- BOTH:- All night?!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Yeah. Zero sleep for the Dedester!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Which meant I drifted of in my history exam.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Which meant that I lost a point.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Which means I won't win the history prize this year.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51For the first time.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56But it was all worth it cos I knew you two would appreciate it
0:13:56 > 0:13:59a much as me. Ready for your first lesson?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05IN CARGONESE:
0:14:11 > 0:14:17That was a tossed tomato burger with curly-wurly fries. A side order of...
0:14:17 > 0:14:23Excuse me, I just need to check my celebrity chirps. Ooh, what's this?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Oh, only interested in choc-chip porky pies now. My speciality.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32How funny. Mine too.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Eurgh! What is that smell?! - Ashlii's toe rings.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46If you think that's bad, there's her belly button piercing.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51It's gross, Kit. She's had me running around for her all day.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55I cleaned her make-up bag, washed her weave Even waxed her moustache.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Grosserific. Just tell her to stuff it!- How can I?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01She owns me until the Wanted turn up.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's proper blackmail.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Downright disgusting, despicable, amoral blackmail.- Where is she now?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Just back from some crisis mission at Hot Weaves, apparently.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Had some trouble with her split ends.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- HE SNORTS - Split ends? Pull the other one!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- She needs to do her roots.- Say what?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19That girls not Ravishing Raven.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Underneath the dye, she's field-mouse brown, make no mistake.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Gee, Kit - I think you might be right. How can you be sure, though?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Trust me - takes one to know one. - Anyway. This is brilliant!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32If I can get some concrete evidence that she's actually majorly mousey,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I can blackmail her back.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- You said blackmail was disgusting, despicable, amoral.- Duh!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Not when I'm doing it!
0:15:40 > 0:15:47- Chop-chop! I need a foot rub.- Oh, you're going to get it, all right.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Look, I know it's a long shot, Rog,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55but if you don't do something to get Tinkle on-side soon,
0:15:55 > 0:16:00you're going to scupper things between me and Samantha.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02So I'm going to give you the old Keith Woods masterclass
0:16:02 > 0:16:04in charming the ladies.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08First off, you've got to set the ambience. Lighting is key.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So is the music.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Normally I'd put on James Blunt or something like that,
0:16:12 > 0:16:18but, since you're a dog, I thought this might be better.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23# ..And they called it puppy love. #
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Next up, you give them a present.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Now, most girls like chocolates, flowers - that sort of thing,
0:16:30 > 0:16:34but I reckon Tinkle has got more...specific taste.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36What do you reckon?
0:16:36 > 0:16:37ROGER WHIMPERS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40This conversation isn't over!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- The plan is... Kit! Kit!- Sorry.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49The boys have been chirping again.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Nathan is open to trying pistachio whoopee pies now.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Hurrah!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55So the plan is?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59OK, so...you distract Ashlii with a complaint about your burger.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Have you got the plaster? - Affirmative!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03While you bawl her out with the poor hygiene
0:17:03 > 0:17:06and lack of standards, I'll sneak behind the counter
0:17:06 > 0:17:09and get some photographic evidence of hair dye. Ready to rumba?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- I was born ready.- Then go for it.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18Waitress! A word. Right, lady. I've got a bone to pick with you.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- The service here is a complete disgrace.- Don't call me disgrace.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23You're the disgrace.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I've got a good mind to get Ms V
0:17:25 > 0:17:27and ban you from ever coming in here again.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- So what's the problem?- There's a dirty plaster in my burger.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Chew on it.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37MUSIC: "Mission Impossible"
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Yes, I want to know exactly what kind of pistachio
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Nathan is keen on - minty or plain.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Get back to me when you know.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Oh!- I demand an apology!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Demand all you like, this sister don't know the meaning of sorry.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10CROCKERY CRASHES
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Oh!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Sadie? Sadie?
0:18:20 > 0:18:25- Did you check the bag?- Mm-hm. Empty. - You wasn't supposed to steal it.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I didn't, it got stuck!
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Why is it empty when she's just been to Hot Weaves?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35And why does it say, "Property of Ms V" on the side of it?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39BOTH: Got to put it back before she finds out!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41She's behind me, isn't she?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49She still denies she stole it, but nobody, Steven,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52pulls the wool over Vanda Viazani's eyes.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56So, what have you got to say for yourself?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59This is like, totally unfair, I wasn't even trying to steal
0:18:59 > 0:19:01her bag, I was TRYING to steal Ashlii's.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04You don't understand! I don't want everything in it,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06just one thing - to blackmail her.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'm not making this any better, am I?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I can only think that she was after the tickets
0:19:11 > 0:19:14to the event of the century that she didn't get.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- I got them at the diner, two days ago.- You were grounded two days ago.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Did I say two days ago? Oh! See, I-I meant... I meant...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Good luck with that. I'll see you, Steven.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I trusted you. I thought you'd changed.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You're turning into a young lady, Sass, when are you going to start
0:19:41 > 0:19:44taking some responsibility for yourself?
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- But I...- There's no "buts" about it. This is a code red lockdown.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52It's a NUCLEAR code red lockdown. You're grounded for two weeks.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53But then I'll miss The Wanted!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I only did all this to get tickets to see them.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00We don't always get what we want, do we, Sadie? I'm sorry.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You're not going anywhere.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Emergency, emergency. Dede is on the move.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I just saw her outside and she was heading this way.- Lock the door.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11We can pretend were not in!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- How long do you expect us to keep that up, you melon-head?- Oi!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I got bonbons.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Works for me.- Hi, guys.- BOTH: Hi.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25I'm on a pretty tight schedule today, so we'll have to be quick.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29How does three hours and 45 minutes of the first and only
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Space Cargo made-for-TV movie grab you?
0:20:32 > 0:20:37- By the throat.- No! We can't do it any more.- What are you doing?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I've got to get it out there before she starts another sob story
0:20:40 > 0:20:43or makes another home-made dictionary. Dede, I'm sorry,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46but we HATE Space Cargo!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I've seen cereal boxes with more charisma than Captain Skyler.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52We actually thought you were into Space Farrago.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57- You mean that gross-out space comedy on the chav channel?- Yeah-hah.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Of course! That makes so much more sense now.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I was shocked when you guys said you liked the show.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I mean, Space Cargo is for the more...discerning viewer.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10It's layered, complicated, intellectual - as opposed to
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Space Farrago - which is just basically aliens farting.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- THEY SNIGGER - I rest my case.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Hang on a second.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Are you saying we're too dumb to appreciate Space Cargo?
0:21:21 > 0:21:26That we're just a couple of fat-heads with no taste? BOTH: Put that DVD on!
0:21:26 > 0:21:32- But you guys don't like it...- NOW! - That told her.- Too right.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34BOTH: AH! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I guess that's it, then.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm just going to have to accept the fact that
0:21:40 > 0:21:43if you're going to do the crime, you've got to do the time.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And I'm not going to get see The Wanted.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, right!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Nobody stops the Sasster.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- SHE GASPS - Going somewhere? I don't think so.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00There you go, Mr Gallagher. One cracking Corsa.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Just a sec...
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Oh, nice try, Sass. You just got yourself an extra week's grounding.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21What bit of nuclear code red lockdown don't you understand?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23You ain't going nowhere.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Hey! What are you doing here?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Ah, someone's a barrel of laughs.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38So would you be if you had to give up on the girl of your dreams
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- cos of the dog.- Ah,
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- I take it the Sam/Tinkle situation isn't working out.- No.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46She's coming over any minute and I'm going to have to fess up.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- What, that you stole her dog?- No.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I can't get these dogs to like each other.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55DOGS GROWL
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Come on, Tinkle.- Don't say it. - I came as soon as I could.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00What was it you wanted to tell me?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04I'm sorry, Sam, but I just can't get Tinkle and Roger to see eye-to-eye.
0:23:04 > 0:23:10- No, cos they're nose-to-nose.- Oh, it's so cute! They're best buds!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- It's like that Disney movie.- Beauty And The Beast?- Lady And The Tramp!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Oh, Keith!- Oh, Sam.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Oh, brother.- See. I told you it was worth stealing her dog.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- You stole Tinkle? On purpose? - No. Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29But I prefer the term, "borrowed".
0:23:29 > 0:23:33I was worried sick. I didn't sleep a wink.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Get away from me, you... You dog-napper!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- I cannot believe it. - I know. It's tragic.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46No, the dogs have eaten all my lunch!
0:23:49 > 0:23:54- How do I look?- Surprised? - Don't get snarky with me, Sass.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59- You brought this all on yourself. It's Karmel.- Karma.- And her.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Anyway, got to go,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04can't keep Nathan waiting for his perfect whoopee pies.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Thanks, Kit. Cheers for rubbing it in.- OK, it's official.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Your brother and his mate are weird.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11And you've only just figured that out now?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Shak-alaka with a side order of five famous faces.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- I guarantee that'll cheer you up. - If you insist.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Coming?- She can't. - MOBILE PHONE CHIRPS
0:24:22 > 0:24:24And neither can The Wanted!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27They've just chirped that their limo has broken down
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- and they need directions to the nearest garage - pronto!- No way!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Way. Now, work those magic fingers, girlfriend.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You know I don't do maps.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41I couldn't direct them here, could I? I mean, it IS a garage.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45What?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Dad told me I couldn't go and see the band,
0:24:47 > 0:24:50but he didn't say anything about them not coming to see me.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Everything OK in there, boys?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Got it.
0:24:57 > 0:25:04- Is it true that the boys are here? - Sure are.- This is low, Kitty cat.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07And so underhanded of you to steal them away.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- But I think it will be me that will be having the last laugh.- Too late.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Nathan already picked mine as the winner.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- But Nathan hasn't even tried these! - He's not going to, either.- Why not?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:27 > 0:25:29On it!
0:25:30 > 0:25:36Hey, Sass! Sorry about the whole evil blackmail mix-up.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Erm, I heard The Wanted are doing their PA here - how rad is that?
0:25:40 > 0:25:47- Totally rad!- Any chance I could come in and meet them? Girlfriend? Bestie?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Seriously, that's all you got?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52I'll give you free shakes in the Y for life.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Nah. I've already got what I wanted. The Wanted! Bye!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Calm down, I'm not that bad. I'll let her in later. A lot later.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Like, in an hour, or three.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06After they've all gone!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Come on, let's get this party started. Oops.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10What?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12It was a dance move!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Go on, say it. You've got the coolest BFF ever.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- I've got the coolest...- Hey, guys!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Your dad has fixed the band's limo,
0:26:39 > 0:26:42so they're going to continue the party at the drive-through.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46They said anyone who needs a lift can join them.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48BOTH: Come on!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- I don't think so.- OK, OK, I get it.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Nuclear code red lockdown.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06What? Like you wouldn't have tried.