0:28:50 > 0:28:57.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Bieber! Diner! Bopalicious! Brilltastic!
0:29:05 > 0:29:06No, really? You don't say(!)
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Speaking of which, yesterday I found the most amazing
0:29:09 > 0:29:13canary-coloured headgear on fabuliciousfedoras.com,
0:29:13 > 0:29:15and I can't decide whether it's fashion fabulicious
0:29:15 > 0:29:16or style suicide.
0:29:16 > 0:29:21Kit, listen to me! Remember that Justin Bieber competition I entered?
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Which one? I lost count.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26Win a lock of his hair, win all of his hair, win his pet hare?
0:29:26 > 0:29:31No, the one to get your favourite hangout featured in a Bieber video.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- Don't tell me - they hung you out. - Nah-ah!
0:29:33 > 0:29:36I submitted the Y Diner, and it made the shortlist!
0:29:36 > 0:29:39The director is coming here today to make his decision,
0:29:39 > 0:29:42which means pretty soon Justin Bieber could be coming here, too!
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- If we win.- You've got to be kidding moi! Let me see that.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Aaaah! Justin Bieber is coming to the Y!
0:29:52 > 0:29:53If we win.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55# You know you love me
0:29:55 > 0:29:57# I know you care... #
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Great! Now we have to break the good news to...
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Me.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06Who is this Bieber? And why is he coming to my Y?
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Only the best bopalicious boy to bop ever!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11And when he comes to shoot his video here,
0:30:11 > 0:30:13it'll be goodbye, Selina Goat-face...
0:30:13 > 0:30:14BOTH: Maaaaa!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16..Gomez, hello, super-cool Sassa J!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18We'd make the perfect couple.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Oh, my Lady Gaga! Please can I be a pageboy at your wedding?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Chief pageboy!
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Not so fast!
0:30:25 > 0:30:28OK, fine. You can be bridesmaid.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I wasn't angling for that!
0:30:31 > 0:30:35So, you say this Bieber would shoot his video in the Y?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I'm afraid no photography of any kind
0:30:39 > 0:30:44is permitted in the premises without my prior permission.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50And no-one has asked me for my prior permission.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54# Won't somebody tell me why
0:30:54 > 0:30:57# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59# Give me a break
0:30:59 > 0:31:02# They've got attitude Kind of cute
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:31:05 > 0:31:07# To save the day, to save the day
0:31:07 > 0:31:10# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:31:10 > 0:31:11# Could you be her?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13# Someone to back me up so I always
0:31:13 > 0:31:14# Have the last word
0:31:14 > 0:31:18# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:31:18 > 0:31:21# In a boys' world
0:31:21 > 0:31:22# Girl, girl
0:31:22 > 0:31:24# In a boys'...
0:31:24 > 0:31:25# I know I'm strong because
0:31:25 > 0:31:28# I've got a positive mental attitude
0:31:28 > 0:31:30# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:31:30 > 0:31:32# Don't want gratitude
0:31:32 > 0:31:34# I just don't want to be The only girl
0:31:34 > 0:31:37# In a boys' world. #
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- (IN MS V'S VOICE)- Of course I give permission for you
0:31:39 > 0:31:43to photograph and film the boy wonder bopping in the Y!
0:31:43 > 0:31:44In fact, Ms V...
0:31:44 > 0:31:51..which, er, is me, would never say never to the Bieber! Ha-ha-ha!
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Miss Jenkins!
0:31:53 > 0:31:55That was undoubtedly identity theft!
0:31:55 > 0:31:56From now on,
0:31:56 > 0:31:58anyone wishing to use the Y Club,
0:31:58 > 0:32:00for whatever purpose,
0:32:00 > 0:32:02must get full, legal,
0:32:02 > 0:32:03written confirmation
0:32:03 > 0:32:07from the proprietor, i.e., me!
0:32:07 > 0:32:08But, but, but...
0:32:08 > 0:32:10No buts! She's totally right, Sas.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14I mean, if the director did choose the Y, then Ms V would be inundated
0:32:14 > 0:32:17with hundreds of Beliebers from all over the world
0:32:17 > 0:32:19flocking here in droves, just to get a glimpse
0:32:19 > 0:32:22of where the boy wonder boogied!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24This place would never be empty again!
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Well, when you put it like that,
0:32:26 > 0:32:30maybe we can dispense with the legalities just this once,
0:32:30 > 0:32:33and get Bieber bopalicious!
0:32:35 > 0:32:37# When I was 13, I had my first love
0:32:37 > 0:32:40# There was nobody that compared to my baby... #
0:32:40 > 0:32:41OK, KitKat.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43While I prep Ms V on how to wow the director,
0:32:43 > 0:32:46you and Deeds can do a little makeover magic on this place.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48I don't need Dede's help for that!
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Besides, the bespectacled one is potholing in Powys
0:32:51 > 0:32:53for her geography coursework, remember?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Aaaaaah!
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Man, that girl will do anything for an A*!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02So, when's Mr bigshot movie director due, then?
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Actually, it's Judd. But you can call me Mr Bigshot if you like.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09This is the most momentous Bieber moment of my life.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11I mean, this ain't going to be no walk in the park.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14This guy's going to be tougher to please than
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Toughy McTough on Tough Tuesday!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18So, how perfect is this place for a Bieber video?
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- Yep, it's pretty perfect.- No, but I haven't even told you about the...
0:33:22 > 0:33:23What did he just say?
0:33:23 > 0:33:25I think we should totally shoot JB's video right here!
0:33:25 > 0:33:28I'm going to call Bobby, my producer, and set it up.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30BOTH: OMJB!
0:33:30 > 0:33:32# Baby, baby, baby, oh... #
0:33:32 > 0:33:34BOTH: What are you doing here?
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- I'm shooting my video here. - I own this establishment.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39You guys know each other?
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- She was the love of my life! - I dated him once.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Er, but you're BFFs now, right?
0:33:44 > 0:33:47There is no way that this rat of love
0:33:47 > 0:33:52is going to shoot his Bieber video in my Y.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Get out!
0:33:54 > 0:33:55Get out!
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Get out! Get out!
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Get out!
0:34:05 > 0:34:09But, but, Bieber was in the bag! Nooooooo!
0:34:13 > 0:34:17Boss, you are not going to believe what's just happened to me.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Boss?
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- You ain't boss.- I am for this week.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24- Nobody told me.- Really?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Steve said it's been on that calendar for two months.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31"My mate Gary is boss for the rest of the week."
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Oh, yeah. Steve's at the Wonderous Wheel convention.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35Crazy Car convention.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38And we have got a full body ruby-red respray on this Renault
0:34:38 > 0:34:43before he comes back, so do not let me down.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45On it like a car bonnet, boss.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46So, anyway.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49There I am in Donna's Doners, queuing up for my kebab,
0:34:49 > 0:34:52when Tamika, the new griddle girl, starts giving me the eye.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Before you know it, we've arranged a date.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I think I'm in love.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59Fancy a cuppa?
0:34:59 > 0:35:03Keith, look. One thing you should know about me, yeah?
0:35:04 > 0:35:08I don't do tea, I don't do coffee, and I don't do chit-chat!
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Got enough dramas in me soaps. 'Enders, 'Oaks and Corrie.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17At work, I like to work, so what you need to do is a little bit less
0:35:17 > 0:35:20"Nya, nya, I think I'm in love," and a little bit more of
0:35:20 > 0:35:22psssssh!
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Comprendez-vous?- All right, fine.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Work it is. No more distractions.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31- Yo, yo, baked potato!- 'Sup, fry-up?
0:35:31 > 0:35:35Gary, this is my Boxy, my best mate. Boxy, this is Stevo for the week.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37- All right, Stevo?- No, it's...
0:35:37 > 0:35:38- Problems?- I'll say.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Pumping out more smoke than a Red Arrow.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43I can't take Tamika on a date with it like this.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45KEITH AND GARY: Tamika?
0:35:45 > 0:35:49Yeah. Works down Donna's Doners. I think I'm in love!
0:35:49 > 0:35:50Cuppa?
0:35:50 > 0:35:53EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS
0:35:56 > 0:35:57OMLG!
0:35:57 > 0:35:59I know, I was so broken by the Bieber blowout,
0:35:59 > 0:36:01but I simply had to take a fashion risk,
0:36:01 > 0:36:04and I totally made the right decision.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06So, how are you doing with the Bieber loss?
0:36:06 > 0:36:07What loss?
0:36:07 > 0:36:11Nothing is going to stop the Sasster getting the JB into the Y!
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Ch-ch-check it out!
0:36:13 > 0:36:16This little baby is the answer to all of our Bieber woes.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20"Hypnotise Ms V and Judd so they'll forget they ever knew each other."
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Mmm.- You know less about hypnosis than Derren Brown's dog.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24- But...- Enough!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26I was with you all the way this morning,
0:36:26 > 0:36:28but the Bieber boat has sailed.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Game over, Sas. Kitty Kat is never wrong.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33He is if that hideous hat's anything to go by.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Don't listen to the bad lady, baby.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40And what would vous have to tell moi about fashion?
0:36:44 > 0:36:47No way! She paired a perfect paisley print with her princess pashmina!
0:36:47 > 0:36:48I love it!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51So does everyone else.
0:36:51 > 0:36:56Yeowza! She made Girltastic's style supplement.
0:36:56 > 0:37:02It's official. The couture king is dead. Long live the style queen!
0:37:05 > 0:37:08First Bieber, now this! I have to send it back!
0:37:08 > 0:37:12I wish I could just turn back time and start this whole day over again.
0:37:12 > 0:37:17Oh, come on, Kit! Don't take it to heart! You can't turn back time.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Or can you? OMLG!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23I might not be able to go back in time
0:37:23 > 0:37:25to stop Ms V and Judd breaking up,
0:37:25 > 0:37:28but I can get them back together now,
0:37:28 > 0:37:31and get Bieber back into the Y.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Come on, Jakey boy. Left hook, right hook, uppercut.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40THUD!
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Ouch! Where did that fist come from?
0:37:43 > 0:37:48COMPUTER: You lose! Remote player Invincible 99 wins again!
0:37:48 > 0:37:49I hate this guy!
0:37:49 > 0:37:51If we lose to him one more time,
0:37:51 > 0:37:55we'll end up on the Knockout Champ's list of shame!
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- That's not manly, it's just majorly embarrassing!- I know.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02COMPUTER: Invincible 99 requests another match!
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Turn it off! Turn it off!
0:38:06 > 0:38:10- Let's never play Invincible 99 again! - Agreed.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16OK, Operation Get-Ms-V-And-Judd-Back-Together
0:38:16 > 0:38:17is a go-go!
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Don't even think about it, Miss J. I know what you want.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26To get me back with that snake so you can bop with Bieber.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Well, it's not going to work.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30No, I totally was not!
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Totally was!
0:38:31 > 0:38:32This conversation is...
0:38:34 > 0:38:38But, all I'm saying is Judd, or should I call him,
0:38:38 > 0:38:41the rat of love, must have treated you really badly
0:38:41 > 0:38:43when you were dating.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46How dare you! Judley was nicest guy in world.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49He treated me like perfect princess
0:38:49 > 0:38:52when we were together for six whole weeks of summer camp.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57He was on the unicycle course, I was doing shadow puppetry.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01It was just like that movie, Dirty Dancing,
0:39:01 > 0:39:04which we saw on our first date.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08I was Baby. He was Johnny.
0:39:08 > 0:39:13# We had the time of our lives. #
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Erm, so, why did you break up?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18I will not talk about this with you.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21I refuse to talk about this with you!
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Anyway, it was our last day.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25We arranged to meet on the beach at six.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29I had flowers in my hair, new braces on my teeth.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34But it was a no-show. Nada. Zip!
0:39:36 > 0:39:38He stood me up.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Erm, so you didn't get the message Judd left you, then?
0:39:41 > 0:39:45What message? Judley never left me messages.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47If you wanted to say something to me in those days,
0:39:47 > 0:39:49he would make me a mix tape!
0:39:50 > 0:39:51He left me a mix tape?
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Yeah, yeah, he must have left you a mix tape!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57What's a mix tape?
0:39:57 > 0:40:01The tide was very high that night. It must have been washed away.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Yeah, it must've been, washed away, yeah.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06What was on the mix tape? Sssh! Don't speak!
0:40:06 > 0:40:11Journey. What was it? Jefferson Airplane?
0:40:11 > 0:40:16The Jackson 5! I Never Can Say Goodbye!
0:40:16 > 0:40:21Of course! This was Judley's way of saying goodbye to me!
0:40:21 > 0:40:25I have been such a nincompoop all these years!
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- Give me his number.- Yeah!
0:40:30 > 0:40:34Man, did not think it was going to be that easy!
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Gaga, I'm good!
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Having fun, are we?
0:40:47 > 0:40:51You betcha! Man, I've missed my Vee-Vee all these years!
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- Vee-Vee?- Me too, Judley budley!
0:40:56 > 0:41:01So, that's one double deluxe shakalaka shake for our little...
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Ding! ..Cupid!
0:41:04 > 0:41:07I can't believe you brought us back together after all these years.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09I honestly never thought I'd ever see her again
0:41:09 > 0:41:11after that last day at summer camp.
0:41:11 > 0:41:16I got to the wigwam at six. I waited there for hours.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- I can't thank you enough.- No biggie.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22Just the fact that you're shooting Justin Bieber's video here
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- is all the thanks I need. - Are you kidding?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Now I've got her back,
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I'm not going to waste time working while I'm here.
0:41:28 > 0:41:33- We've got 30 years to catch up on!.. - Which reminds me.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39Bobby? Yeah, it's Judd. Listen, nix the film crew.
0:41:39 > 0:41:43We're going to shoot this Bieber baby back in the States!
0:41:43 > 0:41:44- Oooh!- Shall we?
0:41:52 > 0:41:56Aaaaah!
0:42:02 > 0:42:05What? We've had it switched off for over 24 hours now.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08There's no way Invincible 99 will still be online.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09If you're sure.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11I'm sure.
0:42:11 > 0:42:16Unlucky. Invincible 99 is in da house!
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Literally.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20BOTH: You're Invincible 99?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Yeah.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26But you don't play Knockout Champ, you play Pinky Pony Princess Castle!
0:42:26 > 0:42:29What can I say? I like to mix things up.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Now, why did you guys pull the plug on me?
0:42:31 > 0:42:34You weren't scared of ending up on the Knockout Champ
0:42:34 > 0:42:35list of shame, were you?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37BOTH: As if!
0:42:37 > 0:42:41Whatevs. If you don't accept a challenge, a face-to-face challenge,
0:42:41 > 0:42:43I'll text everyone at school that you two
0:42:43 > 0:42:45wouldn't risk losing to a girl.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- BOTH: Bring it! - Consider it brung!
0:42:51 > 0:42:53So?
0:42:53 > 0:42:54So what?
0:42:55 > 0:43:00So, what's happening with you and Boxy and Tamika from Donna's Doners?
0:43:00 > 0:43:04I thought you didn't do tea, biscuits and chit-chat.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08You get your dramas from soaps. 'Enders, 'Oaks, Corrie.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Less of this, and more of that.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Tssssh! Weren't it?
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Well, I thought it would be polite to ask, that's all.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Look, it's a non-starter, mate.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21I might be in love with Tamika, but Boxy met her first.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Going to have to tell her I can't see her again.- No way!
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Way. She's probably not my type, anyway.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30I don't suppose we have anything in common.
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Hi, Keith!
0:43:31 > 0:43:34OMGG!
0:43:34 > 0:43:35I brought you your favourite.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Chicken doner margarita with curry chips and mayo!
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Thanks, babe.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43So, what do you want to see me about? I haven't got long.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44The thing is...
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Gary!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49What? Oh, sorry!
0:43:52 > 0:43:53Look, it's about our date.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Oh, yeah? I thought we could go for a pizza pig-out, then paintballing,
0:43:57 > 0:43:58then take in a movie.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Cows In Space looks awesome!
0:44:01 > 0:44:03Wow! Sounds like my perfect night!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Mine too!
0:44:05 > 0:44:09Oh, we've got so much in common! See you at seven on Friday, then?
0:44:09 > 0:44:10Yeah, all right, then.
0:44:16 > 0:44:20Feast your eyes on my fabulicious fedora.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25OMLG!
0:44:25 > 0:44:27It's awesome, right?
0:44:27 > 0:44:31It was completely sold out, but luckily,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I fooled you into returning it.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37But you said it looked hideous on me!
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Looks like the KitKat's been played!
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Boy, is that girl going to pay.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47But Kit, my Bieber dream is officially over! O-V-A-H!
0:44:47 > 0:44:52Get real! I thought my fashion dream was over, but it's not.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Now, if you really want to get Bieber in the bag,
0:44:54 > 0:44:56you've got to play dirty.
0:44:56 > 0:44:57Dirty?
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Dirty!
0:45:03 > 0:45:07Guess what's on the retro-reel at the cinema, guys?
0:45:07 > 0:45:11Only the film that brought you two together, Dirty Dancing!
0:45:11 > 0:45:12- Thank you!- So kind!
0:45:12 > 0:45:14But I'm afraid I can't close the diner
0:45:14 > 0:45:16in the middle of the day, Miss J.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18On it!
0:45:18 > 0:45:22Oh, you'd better be going, because the film starts in 10! OK, bye-bye!
0:45:27 > 0:45:31What? He's not going to need it in the cinema.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- (IN JUDD'S VOICE)- Hey, Bobby. It's Judd.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Yeah, I was just saying nix the call I made earlier about Bieber.
0:45:40 > 0:45:44The shoot's back on today in the Y diner!
0:45:44 > 0:45:45I know what you're thinking.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49What's Bieber and a film crew going to do without a director? On it!
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Well, howdy, y'all!
0:45:52 > 0:45:56What? I know I'm a bit shorter than Judd, but no-one will guess it's me!
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Hey, Sas.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Just wanted to fill you in on my ferosh plan
0:46:00 > 0:46:01to play Rebekkuh at her own...
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Stop! I've got to get my Judd on!
0:46:03 > 0:46:05What?
0:46:05 > 0:46:08I took your advice to play dirty, and sent Ms V and Judd
0:46:08 > 0:46:11to watch Dirty Dancing, while I direct the Bieber video!
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- Nah-ah!- Yah-ah!
0:46:13 > 0:46:15PHONE RINGS
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Withheld number! This could be it!
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Hey, how you doing?
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Say what? Bieber's on the move?
0:46:24 > 0:46:26BOTH: Aaaaah!
0:46:27 > 0:46:31He'll be here in five, four, three, two...
0:46:31 > 0:46:32One!
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Uh-oh! Busted! Must dash!
0:46:38 > 0:46:40But... You're supposed to be at the movies!
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Yeah, and we would have been, if Bobby hadn't gotten a call
0:46:43 > 0:46:47from some girl pretending to be me, trying to get Bieber back in the Y!
0:46:47 > 0:46:50But how did Bobby even ring you? I've got your phone...
0:46:50 > 0:46:51Oops!
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- What are you playing at?- I'm sorry.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58It's just, like, I'm Bieber's biggest fan ever!
0:46:58 > 0:47:01I only did this so he'd come here and I could meet him.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Are you totally bonkerlicious? Justin Bieber's not coming!
0:47:04 > 0:47:06He was never coming!
0:47:06 > 0:47:10Look, this is the teenies. It's all done digitally.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14We shoot the diner here, and we shoot JB's dance in Denver, Dakota
0:47:14 > 0:47:17or Des Moines, wherever he's on tour.
0:47:17 > 0:47:18Duh!
0:47:18 > 0:47:23They what? So, no Bieber? Never a chance of Bieber?
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Do you realise what I had to go through to get to this point?
0:47:27 > 0:47:29I entered every Bieber competition in town!
0:47:29 > 0:47:33I even stole her identity just to get the Y considered for this gig!
0:47:33 > 0:47:35And when that worked, I had to content with you two
0:47:35 > 0:47:39nearly ruining everything with your lame lovers' tiff!
0:47:39 > 0:47:42And then I had to make up that lie about that stupid mix tape
0:47:42 > 0:47:44just to get you back together for Bieber!
0:47:44 > 0:47:47And now you tell me he was never coming anyway!
0:47:47 > 0:47:51Oops, did I just say that all out loud?
0:47:51 > 0:47:52So, you never made me a mix tape?
0:47:54 > 0:47:56What mix tape?
0:47:56 > 0:47:58I think you should go.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02But Vee-Vee, what have I done?
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Nothing, that's the point.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07- It's over, Judley.- But...- Go.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- Look, Ms V, I... - Please don't say any more.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22I think I've been hurt quite enough for one day.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Are you crying?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Don't be ridiculous. I merely have watery eye.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32And a sharp, stabbing pain in my heart!
0:48:40 > 0:48:44- Now, I want a good, clean fight. - BOTH: On it!
0:48:44 > 0:48:46COMPUTER: Let's get ready to rumble!
0:48:46 > 0:48:49BELL RINGS
0:48:49 > 0:48:50Jab, jab!
0:48:50 > 0:48:52I am jabbing! I am jabbing!
0:48:52 > 0:48:53THUD!
0:48:53 > 0:48:54COMPUTER: Rumble!
0:48:54 > 0:48:56That was pretty good, Jakey boy.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58What?
0:48:58 > 0:48:59Watch out!
0:48:59 > 0:49:00Man down! Man down!
0:49:00 > 0:49:02COMPUTER: Knockout!
0:49:03 > 0:49:08You lose! Invincible 99 is the undisputed World Knockout champ!
0:49:08 > 0:49:10OK, guys.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13It's time to enter your deets onto the Knockout Champ list of shame!
0:49:13 > 0:49:16No, not that! Anything but that!
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Let's play again, but this time, you're up against me,
0:49:19 > 0:49:22and if I lose, I'll enter our deets on the list of shame.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25Are you crazy? That's suicide, man!
0:49:26 > 0:49:27Trust me!
0:49:30 > 0:49:32- Dad! Dad!- Ow!
0:49:33 > 0:49:35He's still at the Big Wheels rally.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Crazy Car convention?
0:49:37 > 0:49:39That.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41What? But I totalistically need his advice!
0:49:41 > 0:49:44I've just trampled all over Ms V's feelings
0:49:44 > 0:49:46so she and Judd will never get together again.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47So?
0:49:47 > 0:49:49So give me some advice, doofus!
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Well, you see, Sas,
0:49:52 > 0:49:58it's very similar to the problem we had with Mr Stanley's Subaru.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01We tried to get the engine going again, we really did,
0:50:01 > 0:50:03but we just couldn't.
0:50:03 > 0:50:07But if Mr S had gone to another garage, with better equipment.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Look, what I'm trying to say is that it was just a case of
0:50:10 > 0:50:13wrong place, wrong time for Mr S.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16Maybe that's what it is for Ms V and this bloke.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18Oh, my Lady Gaga, you're right!
0:50:19 > 0:50:21No way! Total fluke.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22Because Ms V said...
0:50:22 > 0:50:25We arranged to meet on the beach at six.
0:50:25 > 0:50:26But Judd said...
0:50:26 > 0:50:29I got to the wigwam at six.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Judd did turn up to see Ms V on the last day of summer camp,
0:50:32 > 0:50:35he just went to the wrong place! Oh, thanks, Keith!
0:50:42 > 0:50:46You know, I'm really disappointed in you, Kitty Kat.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49I'd have thought you'd at least tried to play me back by now.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52There's a time and a place for every play back.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Well, you'd better get your game on soon, boyfriend,
0:50:54 > 0:50:57because you've already been played again.
0:50:57 > 0:50:58Say what?
0:50:58 > 0:50:59Read it and weep, Kitty Kat.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07I heard you put a downpayment on this dainty little number.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Thanks for the heads-up!
0:51:09 > 0:51:12Mon pleasure, girlfriend!
0:51:12 > 0:51:16I put the downpayment down on that frankly hideous swimming cap
0:51:16 > 0:51:17so you go gaga for it!
0:51:17 > 0:51:21And I was right. You fell for it. Played much?!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Seconds out, round two!
0:51:32 > 0:51:37Six! My pinky pony trumps over your wicked witch! Ha!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Come on, Imogen! Thought you were meant to be good
0:51:39 > 0:51:41at Pinky Pony Princess.
0:51:41 > 0:51:42Six again!
0:51:42 > 0:51:45I'll whip your evil stepmother with my weave,
0:51:45 > 0:51:48and rescue the six-pack Prince from the grouchy grandmother!
0:51:48 > 0:51:51Yes! I'm the Pinky Pony Princess of the castle!
0:51:53 > 0:51:57What? I used to watch Sadie play it when she was 10.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00I cannot believe I've just been beaten by a boy!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't tell anyone.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05About beating us.
0:52:05 > 0:52:06Deal.
0:52:08 > 0:52:12Just one thing. Pinky Pony Princess Castle only came out last year.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16It wasn't around when Sadie was 10.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Let's never speak of this again.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25All right, spill.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Well, there's not much to say, really.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30- I couldn't bring myself to let Tamika go.- Oooh!
0:52:30 > 0:52:32- And I haven't told Boxy.- Aaah!
0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Told Boxy what?- Boxy? What you doing here?
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I've come to pick up my bike, duh!
0:52:37 > 0:52:38So, what haven't you told me?
0:52:38 > 0:52:41It's about Tamika from Donna's Doners.
0:52:41 > 0:52:42- Gary!- What about her?
0:52:42 > 0:52:44She's cheating on you.
0:52:44 > 0:52:45Gary, shut it!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47- Tamika's a cheater?- Say what?
0:52:47 > 0:52:51Oh, this is better than 'Enders, 'Oaks and Corrie all together!
0:52:52 > 0:52:56Look, Boxy. I'm, sorry, OK? But I've been seeing her behind your back.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59- Hang about!- Let me finish, Tam.
0:52:59 > 0:53:03Now, I know mates trump dates, but I was weak, spineless.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04But I'm not any more.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08Tamika, it's over. O-V-A-R.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10- But...- No buts.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12I'm sick of the kebabs you keep bringing me,
0:53:12 > 0:53:14and I hate pizza pig-outs, and paintballing.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17In fact, we've got nothing in common.
0:53:17 > 0:53:21For your information, you muppet, I wasn't dating him.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23You want to get your facts straight, mate.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26I'm Tamika Taylor from Donna's Doners.
0:53:26 > 0:53:30He's seeing Tamika LaToya from Donna's doners.
0:53:30 > 0:53:31Brilliant!
0:53:31 > 0:53:36Not brilliant. Keith, it's over. O-V-E-R, doofus!
0:53:36 > 0:53:40EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS
0:53:40 > 0:53:43Two Tamikas in one tiny kebab shop?
0:53:43 > 0:53:45You would never credit that, would you?
0:53:48 > 0:53:52You know, sometimes in life there are bigger things than Bieber.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Not many times, but some.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58Get on with it! They're going to be here any minute!
0:53:59 > 0:54:01BOTH: I just got your text.
0:54:01 > 0:54:02Spielberg is in the diner?
0:54:02 > 0:54:04There's been a shakalaka spillage?
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- Not quite.- What's with the lights?
0:54:07 > 0:54:09Erm, I just wanted to get you guys together.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11What for? Bieber, no doubt!
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Look, Sadie. I already told you...
0:54:14 > 0:54:17No, it's not about Justin Bieber! I don't care about him any more!
0:54:17 > 0:54:19It's about you two.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24- What's going on?- What in the name of Valerie Singleton is going on?
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I thought you said Spielberg was...
0:54:26 > 0:54:27Look.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Now, before you go all bonkerlicious on me, I just wanted to say
0:54:30 > 0:54:32how sorrylicious I am,
0:54:32 > 0:54:35and I should never have put what I want above your feelings.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Well, it's a bit late for that now.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Not quite. I've got one question for you.
0:54:39 > 0:54:44When and where were you supposed to meet on the last day of summer camp?
0:54:45 > 0:54:47- Six, on the beach. - Six, at the wigwam.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52- I thought you stood me up. - I'd never stand you up.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56You guys seriously need your mobile phones back, then!
0:54:56 > 0:55:02See? It was just a case of right time, wrong place. Hit it, Kit!
0:55:02 > 0:55:04# So we take each other's hand
0:55:04 > 0:55:08# Cos we seem to understand the urgency
0:55:09 > 0:55:11# Just remember
0:55:11 > 0:55:15# You're the one thing
0:55:15 > 0:55:20# I can't get enough of
0:55:20 > 0:55:25# So I'll tell you something
0:55:25 > 0:55:29# This could be love, because
0:55:29 > 0:55:34# I've had the time of my life
0:55:34 > 0:55:38# No, I never felt this way before
0:55:38 > 0:55:41# Yes I swear it's the truth... #
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Well, you know what they say. If you can't Bieber 'em, join 'em!
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Aaaah!
0:55:47 > 0:55:48THUD!
0:56:10 > 0:56:11OMLG, you guys!
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Have you seen the new Justin Bieber competition
0:56:13 > 0:56:15in Scandalicious magazine?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18Are you going to handle this, or shall I?
0:56:18 > 0:56:19My pleasure.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27I'll take that as a no.
0:56:27 > 0:56:28Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd