0:00:02 > 0:00:05OMLG! You guys are not going to believe this.
0:00:05 > 0:00:11It is the most fabulicious, amazamungous, brilltastic...
0:00:11 > 0:00:14She's stuck in an infinite loop. Do something!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- POWER DOWN SOUND - Thanks. Anyway, you know my Auntie Shirley?- The one who lives in LA.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Yeah. Well, I haven't seen her in ten years.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23But she coming over here to get married to Earl,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26an actual real American guy.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28So?
0:00:28 > 0:00:32So, Dad's giving her away and I'm going to be her bridesmaid!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34MUSIC: The Wedding March
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Bridesmaid?! Oh, my Gaga.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Proud o'clock! I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps already.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44I don't get it. What's the big deal about being a bridesmaid.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ex-squeeze me? You watched the Royal Wedding, obvs.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49No, it clashed with a Space Cargo marathon.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Besides, it was just a feudalistic celebration
0:00:52 > 0:00:54of patriarchal hegemony.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Enough with the mega words, Deeds.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- Feast your eyes on total perfection. - Who's that?
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Oh! Only Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Princes Kate's more famous sister?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The bridesmaid who stole the show... I mean, wedding.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh! She is my style icon.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm pretty sure Pippa wouldn't walk around
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- with her breakfast on her blazer. - This is my new brooch.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27From zwapyourjunk.com. I am obsessed with the site.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I give them broken blender and they give me...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Sick on a pin?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36So anyway, perfect Pippa has made being a bridesmaid
0:01:36 > 0:01:39a big deal. Bridesmaidamundo readers even voted her
0:01:39 > 0:01:42number one bridesmaid of all time.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I still don't get it. A whole magazine
0:01:45 > 0:01:47just about bridesmaids?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Duh! They're the new brides.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53More than brides! The bride's a sideshow.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Kit's right. I'd give my life savings to be in this magazine.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Or you could save your 37p
0:02:00 > 0:02:03and just apply for the Bridesmaid Of The Month competition.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05MUSIC: The Wedding March
0:02:05 > 0:02:07BOTH SCREAM
0:02:07 > 0:02:10OMLG! All you have to do is send in a pic of you
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and your bride beside the bridal cart.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17The most bodacious bride wins a six-page spread.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Yowsers! Even the stylist gets a demi-page.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- But I don't have a... - C'est moi?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25C'est bon!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know what, Kit? I feel like this is fate.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30MUSIC: The Wedding March
0:02:33 > 0:02:37It's practically in the bag, because it's going to be an LA wedding.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Which means it's bound to be glitzilicious, glamtastic
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and bursting with A-list Hollywood style.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53HE GRUNTS
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- You've still got it, Sis. - You've never had it, Bro.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58These guns don't quit.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03That's your aunt from LA? Where's the glitz? Where's the glam?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Where's the A-list Hollywood style? - How was I supposed to know
0:03:06 > 0:03:09she'd gone biker bonkers in the last decade?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Maybe Earl's more California cool.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh! Sadie, Earl. Earl, Sadie.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16SCREECHING BRAKES CRASH!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17'Sup?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20It's Bigfoot in a bandana.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22How rocking is Sass
0:03:22 > 0:03:24going to look as my bridesmaid, Sweets?
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Real rockin', I reckon.- You're going to love your dress, baby girl.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- You bought me a dress? - You bought her a dress?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33As if!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I MADE a dress.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:37 > 0:03:38So?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Er... Um...
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- It's a real one off.- Not quite.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's an exact copy of mine.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You're kidding, right?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I don't believe it. The demi-page was almost in the bag(!)
0:03:53 > 0:03:57DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- You what?- Nothing, nothing. Except, er...
0:04:00 > 0:04:04No-o-o!
0:04:04 > 0:04:10# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Give me a break
0:04:12 > 0:04:14# They've got attitude, kind of cute
0:04:14 > 0:04:19# But when they're in trouble takes a girl to save the day
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# I'd love another girl around the place
0:04:22 > 0:04:24# Could you be here?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# I guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# In a boy's world
0:04:33 > 0:04:34# Girls, girls
0:04:36 > 0:04:40# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive mental attitude
0:04:40 > 0:04:44# Understanding, kind and sensitive don't want gratitude
0:04:44 > 0:04:49# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boy's world. #
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I refuse to tell Bridesmaidamundo I styled you in that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You think I want to wear this?!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What is this?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00SHE GROANS
0:05:00 > 0:05:02PHONE RINGING
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- OMLG! Emergency.- You're telling me there's an emergency.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07No, space emergency.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I just found out that Tom Roberts, Captain Skylo from Space Cargo,
0:05:11 > 0:05:15my all-time hero, is doing a book signing in town.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Today! Please say you'll come.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- I need some moral support. - No can do, Deeds.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24We have a clothing crisis over here. Every second you're on the line,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26you're taking me further away from my demi-page.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Butt out, Kit! I'm not going anywhere
0:05:28 > 0:05:31until somebody agrees to come with me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Look, Deeds. Under normal circumstances, I would.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36It's just right now I'm wearing a bridesmaid's dress
0:05:36 > 0:05:38that even Gaga would find OTT.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- PHONE BEEPING - Babcock? It's the Kitster.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Deedlebug needs a plus one
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- for her one-on-one with Captain...Pylo?- Skylo!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48He's doing a book signing, you see.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Deeds would really appreciate it if you'd...- Don't do it, Delia.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Never meet your heroes.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I met Matt Smith once
0:05:55 > 0:05:59and his grasp of string theory was rudimentary at best.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02How dare you compare Tom Roberts to such an upstart!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Fine, it's your funeral.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07For your information, Mr Roberts has been in the role
0:06:07 > 0:06:09since the show started. Right up until...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- ALL:- It got cancelled.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Right, that's it. I don't need any of you.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18None of you are fluent in Cargonian anyway.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22I will never understand the way of the nerd.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Me neither. Now seriously, what are we going to do about my dre...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Mind the threads, lady! - Don't pull it!
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- CLOTH RIPPING - Cha-cha-fandango! I am such...
0:06:33 > 0:06:36A genius! Pass me the scissors, Kit Kat.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I'll do a Stella McCartney makeover on it. By the time I'm done,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44it'll be Bridesmaidamundo-tastically fabulicious.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Guys, I'm lookin' for a couple of wingmen for the wedding.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53BOTH: Say what?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Kinda like pageboys.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Pageboys?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, with powder blue velvet coats and ringlets?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04And stockings? Gross! No way!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Shame.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10My pageboys were going to ride shotgun with me
0:07:10 > 0:07:12on the Harley to the church.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Thought I might get them their own helmets and leathers too.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- BOTH: I'll do it! - Cool, here's the deal.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- First you've got to promise to get me to the church on time.- Done!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Next, you got to swear to tell me
0:07:26 > 0:07:30when I get wind food in my dreads.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- We swear.- In fact, there's an onion ring in there now.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh! Great, kid. You're a natural.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ah, tasty!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Lastly, you got to take real good care
0:07:45 > 0:07:47of these here wedding rings.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50MUSIC: "Back In Black" by ACDC
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Without 'em, we ain't gettin' hitched.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Do we have a deal?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Deal!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04HE SIGHS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Oh!- All right, sunshine.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Out with it. I haven't got all day.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Got to get old Betty here in tip-top shape for the wedding.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18That's just the problem.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I'm not even invited to the wedding and I live here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Thought I was supposed to be part of the family.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26You ARE part of the family! Of course you're invited, bonehead!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well, I haven't had an official invite,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31like on a fancy piece of paper.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35A waste of fancy paper. We KNOW you're coming to the wedding.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, well that's all right then.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Yeah. Not only are you invited, you also get a plus one.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- I get a plus one too? - No, just the one.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45No, I meant... Never mind.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47HE CHUCKLES
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Brilliant!- Well, now that's sorted, Let's do some work, shall we?
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Pass me the combination wrench, will you?- Er... No can do, sorry.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- Why not?- Duh!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I've got my own combination to sort first.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Pick my plus one for the wedding. This is going to take all day.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15There's no place like space.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Next crew member.- Zingoblasters,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I can't believe this is happening!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I'm your number one fan.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Sorry I brought so much for you to sign.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30First I was going to bring my Space Cargo annual
0:09:30 > 0:09:32but I couldn't decide which year,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34then the Skylo sword seemed like an obvious choice.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38But then the Narzog head was literally staring at me in the face.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42So, I thought I'd bring everything
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- because if you don't dare to leap... - You can never learn to fly.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Good call, cadet.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Ah, he called me a cadet! You're so right, captain.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's kind of like that time when you tried to reverse
0:09:55 > 0:09:58the polarity of the gluon flow to the titanium core.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Which reminds me, just how did you override the anti-matter failsafe?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yikes alert! Please don't ask about that sciencey stuff, poppet.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- I never understood a word of the techno-babble.- Really?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yuh to the huh! I'll tell you a Skylo secret. I couldn't learn it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I had to read it off idiot boards. What am I like? Such a duh-brain!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Now, what would you like me to write on these?
0:10:19 > 0:10:25Erm...how about, "To Dede and friends at the Stephen Hawking Society."
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Gotcha. And how do you spell that? - Stephen Hawking?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32No, friends. Is it I before E? I can never remember!
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Right, OK, so, we had a minor, make that major, wardrobe malfunction.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It was Kit's fault! - It was Sadie's fault!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50What are you talking about, sweets? I loves it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Seriously? Phew!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Yeah, very, very nice.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58In fact, do you think you could change my dress to match?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Oh, no problem, girlfriend.- Now that we've had one nice surprise today,
0:11:02 > 0:11:08I'm going to give you another. I introduce you to the beautiful...
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Betty!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14What is that...that...
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- ..thing?!- My wedding car, you noggin-head!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- But that's not a wedding car. - That's not even a CAR!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25You're never going to get into Bridesmaidamundo
0:11:25 > 0:11:26with THAT in the picture!
0:11:26 > 0:11:31MUSIC: "I Hear Bells (Wedding Bells)" by The Del Vikings
0:11:31 > 0:11:33A-a-a-a-a-agh!
0:11:37 > 0:11:42BOTH: Born to be wi-i-i-ild!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Urgh-hurgh!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Sorry, dude. We're just really, really chuffed.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- No biggie. My part of the deal, right?- Right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53And we've totally got our side covered.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- On it like a car bonnet. - You will get to the church on time.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01And we're both on hair duties.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And most importantly, each of us are taking extra-special,
0:12:05 > 0:12:09no doubt about it, 24-7 care of the rings.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Problem?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17N-no problem.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22I must have, I must have left it back in the safe back at, erm...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25The house! With, er...mine!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Glad to see they're taking their pageboy duties seriously, eh, Rog?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Woof! Woof!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I knew you guys weren't going to let me down.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37ROG WHINES
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Don't tell me. Tom Roberts didn't live up to the legend.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Err...well, I mean, I wouldn't say...
0:12:47 > 0:12:53I knew it! Reality can be such a hard mistress, Delia.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's like Potter-mania.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57One minute you're traipsing up and down King's Cross,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00looking for platform nine and three quarters,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02the next you're in a smelly burger bar,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04wondering if wizards do exist at all!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08How dare you compare Skylo to that bespectacled pseudo-magician!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11For your information, Tom Roberts was amazing!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I could barely tell him and Skylo apart.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19In fact, he's even devised his own anti-antimatter theory.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Really.- Really, really?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Really, really, really!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, enough with the reallys, guys!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Now, does anybody know anybody who can pimp up a Peugeot
0:13:28 > 0:13:31in under...24 hours! I've got a Debbie old banger
0:13:31 > 0:13:33that needs a bodaciously banging makeover
0:13:33 > 0:13:36to get me into Bridesmaidamundo Magazine.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Say what?- D'a-a-a-aw!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Say nothing! She's wasting her time. Betty's just a skip on wheels.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Give it up. The Bridesmaidamundo dream is over.
0:13:46 > 0:13:53- O-V-A-R-E!- But I want it so badly. - I'm sorry, this is already taken!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- What?- On zvapyourjunk.com!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I give them a wobbly table and they give me all in one lycra bodysuit.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06It's fab! In fact, I am expecting them any minute,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09so keep your hands off the goods.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Say, what'll you give me for a clapped out old car?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13BOTH: What are you doing?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Duh! If I get rid of the car, then Dad'll have to get a new one.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So, what'll you swap me for it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Pfft!- What was that? - She said "Pfft!"
0:14:20 > 0:14:25OK, fine, just take it! Have it. No swaps. I don't want anything for it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26I will think about it.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29But we don't have time for you to think about it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Ohhhh!- Told you it was Game Over. O-V-U!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Not on my watch! I did not come this far.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41I have not worked this hard to not get my Bridesmaidamundo moment!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45As Gaga is my witness, I will never ride in that car!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46BOTH: How?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Err, by wrecking it. Obvs! Come on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Look who I just bumped into, Deeds!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Like an atom in the hadron particle collider, eh, Tom?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Headlines particle what? Oh, my Lady Gaga! Coincidence alert!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's my number one fan. D'you know where I can find Vonda Vietsani?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06We're doing swapsies.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14This wedding is a total disaster.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16So true! You're obviously very stressed.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Take a break and we'll cover for you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- We will?- Yuh-huh!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25No, you don't understand, Sass. This is important. I've lost my mojo.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Try and think where you last had it and go from there. OK, goodbye.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34No, no, my dating mojo. I've text Nisha, Danielle, Tina, Carly,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Kimberley, Emma, Rachel, Ruby, Lindsey and Jodie. None of them
0:15:38 > 0:15:41have got back to me about being my plus one.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I just don't understand why.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Duh! Cos you haven't pressed Send! That's why!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49No way! Send.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- OK, so now you've sent the same message to all of them.- What?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Good luck with that!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00OK, Kitty Kat, choose your weapon,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03because this old banger is officially getting trashed!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Now go for it!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You'll have to take me down first!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Sadie! What are you doing?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Look, I'm really sorry, Dad,
0:16:15 > 0:16:20it's just...I can't let this thing ruin my Bridesmaidamundo dream!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23And if I have to ride in that scrapheap challenge,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26then I'm sorry, I can't be your bridesmaid.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- CHOKED WITH EMOTION:- And I can't be your bridesmaid stylist.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33She does know about the car, right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Well, no. I never...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Ohhh, nice one, Bonehead!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Give Betty a buff, boyo!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Come on, sweets. You've got a bit of catching up to do.
0:16:50 > 0:16:56'Oh, there she is! There's the bride to be! Say hello to the camera, Tru!'
0:16:56 > 0:16:59'Hello to the camera, Tru!'
0:16:59 > 0:17:02But, it's Mum.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04'Any words of wisdom for a single girl?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06'I don't want to be a bridesmaid forever.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:08'It'll happen when it happens, Shirley.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11'Just like it did for me and Steve-o. From the moment
0:17:11 > 0:17:16'I towed Old Betty here into the garage, it was fate.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18'Three mechanics had told me she was a write-off,
0:17:18 > 0:17:23'but Steve said he could save her, seeing as it was me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26'Hey! What are you doing here?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28'I'm not supposed to see you till the church!
0:17:28 > 0:17:32'Give me a break, love, eh? How am I supposed to keep away
0:17:32 > 0:17:35'from this beautiful, beautiful creature?'
0:17:35 > 0:17:36'Hear, hear!'
0:17:37 > 0:17:40'You mad boys! One morning!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44'We've got our whole lives together, thanks to Betty.'
0:17:45 > 0:17:48'Aye. Good old Betty, eh?'
0:17:52 > 0:17:54That car got you and Mum together?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59I couldn't bear to get rid of it. Even when your mum died.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm so sorry, Dad. I didn't know.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You do now, sweets.
0:18:08 > 0:18:15I just want my marriage to be as happy as my big bro's was.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19So I thought starting it in the same car might help.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25It will, I promise! It's going to be perfect-amundo!
0:18:25 > 0:18:30Gingers' honour, guaranteed! That car is taking pride of place!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- OMLG, where's Betty?- Betty?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Betty! The car!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Oh, yeah! Ms V took you up on that offer.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48She just drove off in the rust-bucket.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Oh, my... - BOTH: Sadie?!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59MUSIC: "Since You've Been Gone" by Rainbow
0:19:04 > 0:19:08I don't believe it. Those rings have totally disappeared.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- We broke the deal.- Earl will never want us for wingmen, now.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16- Too right. He'll dump us and find replacements.- Aww, man!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18PING!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Jakey-boy, you're a genius! We just need to find replacement rings!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27You know, those rings you've got, they're very nice.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Real nice for sure!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- What's with the accent? - I don't know. I'm nervous!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Anyway, Jake here was just wondering where you got them
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- because he wants to buy one for his girlfriend.- Nan!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Erm, I meant his girlfriend's nan, obvs.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49We got 'em at Candy's Superfine Store.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Great! And where is Candy's Superfine Store.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Duh! Las Vegas!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57The only place in the world that sells 'em!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Pleasure doing swapsies with you, poppet.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07The pleasure was all mine. It fits like a glove.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Until next time.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10But, Mr Roberts, don't go!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You haven't finished telling us about how playing Skylo was nothing
0:20:13 > 0:20:17compared to the hair commercial you did in Germany.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20So true! At least with Gewuns Hair I got free samples!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Unlike Space Cargo, where I got to meet Professor Brian Cox.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yawnsville!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You were in the Gewuns Hair commercial? No way.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Wa-a-y! Do you remember the jingle?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32# If you want to get some bounce, bounce, bounce
0:20:32 > 0:20:35# In your bonce, bonce, bonce Use Gewuns Hair! #
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Stop, I can't take it any more! You've made your point, Babcock!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I should never have met my hero, OK? He's nothing like Captain Skylo,
0:20:42 > 0:20:46and I'm a complete idiot for thinking he'd be anywhere near
0:20:46 > 0:20:50as inspirational, dynamic or commanding as my idol!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52But, I thought you were my number one fan?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Not any more! You're not a space hero! You're a bubble-brained actor!
0:20:56 > 0:21:01- She has point.- Miss V! Miss V! I need you to give me my car back!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Say what? First you beg me to take it, and now you beg for it back!
0:21:04 > 0:21:09I know but I'll buy it back, I'll pay anything. Take my life savings.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- 37 pence and half a piece of chewing gum.- Take all of it.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18You don't understand, that car brought my mum and dad together.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It has to be at the wedding. I didn't realise before but I do now.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24It won't be the same without it.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Sadie Jenkins, you are a big schnoodle-brain...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29but you have a big heart.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31And I would be delighted to give you back your car.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Thank you!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Unfortunately, it's on its way to South America.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41I am swapping it for a pair of Bolivian bongos!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Can't a girl get a hobby these days? - But there must be a way to stop it.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Only if you can get to the port in...five minutes.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00- No!- Perhaps I can help. - ALL: How?
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Did you bring your spaceship?- No! I may not be a real space captain,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09but even bubble-brained actors can be heroes,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12because if your heart is strong and true,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15it will carry you to places you never even knew existed.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I have a high-speed moped outside.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21So, navigator, if you'd care to plot a course, our mission is go!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Affirmative, Captain!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I cannot believe you didn't tell her about the car!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41How was I supposed to know she was going to try and get rid of it!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- This whole thing is turning into a...- Nightmare!- Exactly!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- You don't understand... - Not a good time, Keith.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- I just need to ask Shirley... - Keith, I've said yes!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You've got an invite and a plus one!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I don't need a plus one. I need a plus six!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You can have a plus 25 for all I care!
0:23:04 > 0:23:08I don't know if you've noticed, but there's not going to be a wedding
0:23:08 > 0:23:12because I haven't got a car to take me to the church!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16CAR HORN HONKS "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Wrong!
0:23:17 > 0:23:22- Ta-dah! I saved the wedding. - BOTH: After you wrecked the wedding!
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Details!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Come on, then. We got to get a move on, guys. Hey, guys!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33What's with the civilian threads?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35We got to get our helmets and leathers on!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- You tell him.- No, you. - You!- You!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Out with it! - BOTH: We lost the rings!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44One minute they were here, the next they were gone.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I don't suppose Roger was in the treehouse with you
0:23:47 > 0:23:50when they mysteriously disappeared?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51BOTH: I guess.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Well, in that case, he probably ate 'em!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57ROGER WHINES
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- BOTH: Huh?- You do know the rings were made of candy?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Candy's Superfine Store!
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Candy rings!
0:24:05 > 0:24:09We brought a whole box of 'em back from the States!
0:24:09 > 0:24:10BOTH: Yes!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12We're wingmen again!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Come on then, Steve-o!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Let's rock and roll! See you at the church!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Not if I see you first!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, don't do this to me. Not today.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34ENGINE BACKFIRES ALL: Oh, no!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Breakdown alert! - I knew it was junk.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It's OK, I can fix it. I swear I can.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Hey, hey, look. Leave it, Sass.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52You know, Old Betty was on her last legs as it was.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Perhaps it's time we let the old girl go, eh?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But it's Mum's car. It has to be at the wedding, it has to.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- I'm not giving up on you. - We all wish your mum was here.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09We don't need a car to remember her. Right, come on.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Bonkatron idea, I know, but you could bring the wedding to the car.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18ALL: What?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Of course!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22A Space Cargo captain is legally entitled
0:25:22 > 0:25:26to perform a binding ceremony in any location in the multiverse.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Even in a garage.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Brilliant! Let's just do the show right here! Wedding. I mean wedding.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Those whom the Space Cargonian fleet has joined together, let no man,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43woman or alien being, humanoid or otherwise, put asunder.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47You may now demonstrate your affection according to the protocols
0:25:47 > 0:25:51of your species and culture, as I pronounce you husband and wife.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55THEY ALL CHEER
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Come on, come on! She's about to throw the bouquet!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:24 > 0:26:28So, did I make Bridesmaid Of The Month?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Unfortulistically not.
0:26:30 > 0:26:36But you did get a double-page spread in the Weirdest Wedding section!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Ah! No way!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE