0:27:50 > 0:27:57.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Exciting news flash coming to you live from Channel Sass.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Wait, let me finish my Frappuccino.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09HE SLURPS
0:28:12 > 0:28:13OK, go.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16SIRENS Brain freeze.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20Dad's gone to the annual Carmarthen Carburettor Convention. Yay!
0:28:22 > 0:28:27Exsqueeze me? I just give myself an ice-cold lobotomy for that?!
0:28:27 > 0:28:30The point is, Dad's away for two days
0:28:30 > 0:28:34so technically Keith's in charge, but it's basically a free house.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35So, I'm thinking...
0:28:35 > 0:28:37FANFARE
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Mega movie night.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Please can we watch the Street Dance 3?
0:28:42 > 0:28:44You can't stop the street dance. It's like Street Dance 1 and 2
0:28:44 > 0:28:48except this time you literally cannot stop the street dance.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Or there's this fantastic
0:28:50 > 0:28:55and highly informative new documentary on the Hubble telescope!
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Oh, come on, guys, it will be Hubble-licious.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Hubble.- Street Dance.- Hubble. - Street Dance. Street Dance!- Hubble.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03- Hubble.- Street Dance!
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- Please, Hubble.- OK, stop with the weird whispering!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- How about we watch them both? - Yeah, all right(!)
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- I won't watch the telescope one. - Neither will I.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17Brilliant, that's settled then. Two films with my to BFFs.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20This movie night is going to be so fierce it's frightening.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24- Oh, my Lady Gaga! You're having a fright night?- A what night?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Duh! The creepy craze that's sweeping the nation, dummy.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30You get your mates round to watch a totally horrific horror film,
0:29:30 > 0:29:33then try to scare them to death while they're watching it.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34I've been to literally loads.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38They're so beyond cool, they're almost not cool, except they are.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39That's how cool they are.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Cool.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- No, actually...- I think we'll... - Yeah, fright night! Yeah, of course.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47I mean, we're only watching the newest,
0:29:47 > 0:29:49scariest, most frightening film ever.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53- What, Swamp Beast 2?- Yeah, that one.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57The one with the swamp and the beast. Two.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59What can I say?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02When Sadie J throws a fright night, it knows it's been thrown.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06It's not just a scary movie, it's a whole horror house from hell.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- You don't even like horror films. - You've never liked them.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Of course I don't like them, I love them.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16- Yeah, right!- I'm serious. Come by tonight if you don't believe me.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Or are you too much of a chicken? Bwawk-bwawk-bwawk!
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Fine, I'm there.- Say what?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Seven OK? Great, see yas.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28# Won't somebody tell me why
0:30:28 > 0:30:31# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:30:31 > 0:30:34# Give me a break
0:30:34 > 0:30:36# They've got attitude Kind of cute
0:30:36 > 0:30:39# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:30:39 > 0:30:41# To save the day To save the day
0:30:41 > 0:30:44# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:30:44 > 0:30:45# Could you be her?
0:30:45 > 0:30:47# Someone to back me up so I always
0:30:47 > 0:30:49# Have the last word
0:30:49 > 0:30:51# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:30:51 > 0:30:54# In a boys' world
0:30:54 > 0:30:56# Girl, girl
0:30:56 > 0:30:58# In a boys'...
0:30:58 > 0:31:01# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:31:01 > 0:31:02# Mental attitude
0:31:02 > 0:31:04# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:31:04 > 0:31:06# Don't want gratitude
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:31:08 > 0:31:11# In a boys' world. #
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Come on, Sass, it's just a rubber bat.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16SHE SHRIEKS
0:31:16 > 0:31:18- Hey, Sass.- All right?
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Can't wait for our mega movie night tonight.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Ninja Hamsters 4: Furballl's Revenge is going to rock.
0:31:24 > 0:31:25- Nah-ah.- Ya-ha.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29You promised Dad you'd look after us and that we'd have a popcorn pig-out
0:31:29 > 0:31:32with surround-sound and enough ice cream to fill an ice-cream van.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Lights, camera, awesome.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36I never said that!
0:31:37 > 0:31:39'Don't worry, Dad, I'll look after the boys.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41'We'll have a mega mega movie night.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44'We're talking popcorn pig-out with a surround-sound
0:31:44 > 0:31:46'and enough ice-cream to fill an ice-cream van.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47'Lights, camera, awesome.'
0:31:47 > 0:31:50OK, I said that. I didn't mean it, duh!
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- BOTH: What?- Uh-oh.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Daddy-o will not be pleased when he realises
0:31:54 > 0:31:57that you haven't been taking proper care of us.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00In fact, he'll be on the next train home. Jake, the phone.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- OK, fine, mega movie night it is. - BOTH: Yes!
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Just excuse me.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Noooooooo!
0:32:14 > 0:32:17OK, guys, so I promised Ashlii a super-scary movie night
0:32:17 > 0:32:19but then I also promised the boys
0:32:19 > 0:32:21we'd watch Ninja Hamsters 4 - Furball's Revenge
0:32:21 > 0:32:24and if I don't do it, then they're going to dob me into Dad,
0:32:24 > 0:32:27he's going to come back and there'll be no mega movie night at all.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Frightening or not - help!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Yeah, well, you promised me that we'd watch Street Dance 3.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35And you promised me we'd watch The History Of The Hubble Telescope.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39Your promises are a hollow sham, like Jedward.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42And if you think we're going to help you, well you can just...
0:32:42 > 0:32:47- Did you just cut Sadie off? - Yup.- Good!
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Now I can get on with updating my website.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Quelle website?
0:32:51 > 0:32:53It's for the Young Website Designer's
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Website Designer Design Competition Of The Year.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Whoever gets the most hits wins the comp. Check out my submission.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Helpfulhandyhomeworkhints tohelpyouwithyourhomework.com.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Hello, homework fans!
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Do you have trouble remembering all those exciting facts
0:33:09 > 0:33:12from Tudor history? You do?
0:33:12 > 0:33:17All you need is my totally terrific Tudor timeline.
0:33:22 > 0:33:27Oh, my Lady Gaga. Please say you haven't put this on the internet.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Scoff away, hater, I'm going to be an internet sensation.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34That website design award is in the bag.
0:33:37 > 0:33:42Entree, por favor, into mon garage de cars.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Oh, my days!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48I cannot believe this is all yours.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Yeah, this is all Keithy's garage.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Home of the Keithmeister. Keith Central.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Keithland. Planet Keith.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56W to the OW.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00I thought my last boyfriend was rich - he was a footballer.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Not Premier, obvs.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Barely Third Division, but you, you could buy and sell him.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Er, yeah, probably.
0:34:08 > 0:34:15So, why does it say "Mr Motors, proprietor Steve Jenkins" outside?
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Er...
0:34:17 > 0:34:21Because that's my nickname. Steve is short for Keith.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25So anyway, where did you want to go on our date...
0:34:25 > 0:34:27CRASH!
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Where did you want to go on our date tomorrow night?
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Thing about me, Steve...- Keith.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34..is that I only go to dead cool places.
0:34:34 > 0:34:40If it's not VIP, it's VI don't want to know.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43I just made that up. What am I like?
0:34:43 > 0:34:49Still, big businessmen like you must know all the on trend places.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Er, yeah, cos that's where people that own their own garages go to.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56So, brilliant, babes. What time shall I come round tomoz?
0:34:56 > 0:35:01About six - that's what time I usually like to knock off.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- I'm my own boss, so I can knock off whenever I like.- What's this?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06"Keith's to-do list."
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Yeah, that's my to-do list.
0:35:08 > 0:35:13- I like to give myself lists of things to do.- It's from Steve.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Which is my nickname, as we've already established.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20"Make sure all this is done or you're toast."
0:35:20 > 0:35:22I'm very hard on myself.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Maybe you should come round at seven.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Make that half seven.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Well, seeing as Kit and Deeds were like zero help,
0:35:40 > 0:35:43I've come up with a little planamundo of my own.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Great news, your folks rang and they're desperate to watch
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Ninja Hamster 4 - Furball's Revenge with you guys.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51I mean, I said I wanted to do a mega movie night
0:35:51 > 0:35:53but they were like, "Nah-ah, we need those Ninja hamsters now!"
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Nice try, Sass, but we're not going anywhere. You promised!
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- Besides, with Dad away, we're the men of the house.- What about Keith?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03THEY LAUGH
0:36:03 > 0:36:06No. So, anything can happen
0:36:06 > 0:36:08which is why we're training Roger to be a guard dog.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Observe.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Look, Roger, an intruder. Go get him!
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Ha ha ha, I'm an evil intruder.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20You probably want to get me.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23Look, I'm stealing your stuff. Ha ha ha!
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Oh, for Pixie's sake, that's not going to work.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Look, the only thing makes Roger angry is mustard - see?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32HE BARKS
0:36:32 > 0:36:34So all we have to do is make sure
0:36:34 > 0:36:37that any intruder is completely covered in mustard?
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Hmm.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Hmm.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44Enough with the hmm-ing. You have to stay at Jake's tonight.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48I need his place to myself because I...
0:36:48 > 0:36:50I need to revise for a big exam.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54In what subject - Key Stage 2 lying really badly?
0:36:55 > 0:36:59But we were going to have a mega movie night, just the two of us.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- And him.- I know, I'm sorry.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04I promise we'll have a mega movie night tomorrow,
0:37:04 > 0:37:06just as long as you're not here tonight.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07- I'll even let you sit by me, Jake.- Done.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Yes, get in!
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Now all I need to do is give Ashlii a fright to end all fright nights.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16No biggie. I need help!
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Check it out, 1,800 hits.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Somebody better break out the embarrassment sauce.
0:37:23 > 0:37:24Huh, that's nothing.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Besides, I'm making my own website for
0:37:26 > 0:37:28the Website Designer's Design Competition
0:37:28 > 0:37:31and I'll have more hits than a pinata at a primary-school party.
0:37:31 > 0:37:36- Oh, yeah?- Yeah. - Mangoberry smoothies, anyone?
0:37:36 > 0:37:41Oh, yes, I went XL and ooh, what's this? Donuts?
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Are you trying to buy back our friendship?
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Is it working?- No.- Maybe. - Come on, guys!
0:37:46 > 0:37:49I really need your help to make my fright night go with a bang.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52It can't just be me and Ashlii - now that would be scary.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54And plus, I promise we'll watch your films afterwards.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57We'll even stay up all night. Slumber-licious!
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Fine, I'll log on to your website
0:38:00 > 0:38:02- all day every day for the next two weeks.- It's a deal.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- You have to get the donuts.- Coolio.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Don't forget to wear scary costumes.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Dede can just wear what she's got on now.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13Oh, look, 1,950 hits.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Hey, Sass, ready for your lame-fest?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- I mean, fright night.- Too right.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Good, so you won't mind
0:38:21 > 0:38:24that I've invited Kelisha von Konakov to it?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Who's Kelisha von Konakov? - Duh! Only the Queen Of Cool!
0:38:29 > 0:38:31And the queen of fright nights.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34HEAVY METAL MUSIC
0:38:37 > 0:38:39THEY SLURP
0:38:39 > 0:38:41She's even got her own website -
0:38:41 > 0:38:43arrrrrrgh.com
0:38:43 > 0:38:45where she reviews all things scary.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48One bad review, and it's all over the world
0:38:48 > 0:38:52that you're a social nonentity/mega-loser.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Think you can handle the pressure?
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Totalistically. Handle The Pressure is my middle name.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59- I thought it was Blodwen? - Shush now, Deeds.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- In fact, you can tell Kelisha she HAS to be there.- Great.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Though she can do tonight, so it'll have to be tomorrow, OK?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Tomorrow? But I...
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Oh, don't tell me there's a problem? Convenient much?
0:39:11 > 0:39:14No, no problem. Tomorrow's fine.
0:39:14 > 0:39:15Be there or be scared.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18I mean and. Be there and be scared.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20- See yas.- Hmm(!)
0:39:20 > 0:39:24But, Sadie, you're doing your movie night with the boys tomorrow!
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Duh, like I don't know?
0:39:26 > 0:39:28But it'll be fine.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30I'll just have two movie nights
0:39:30 > 0:39:33on the same night at the same time in the same house,
0:39:33 > 0:39:36one of which has to be the scariest fright night ever.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37Oh!
0:39:40 > 0:39:43OK, I think I've solved our guard dog problem.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47Now, pay attention. Intruder enters through back door...
0:39:49 > 0:39:51..tripping on the tripwire...
0:39:51 > 0:39:54which activates the mustard guns.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Roger sees mustard...
0:39:58 > 0:40:01Roger goes crazy...
0:40:03 > 0:40:05..intruder runs away.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Best...plan...ever.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11I'm on tripwire, you're on mustard guns.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13ROGER BARKS
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Right, that's the electric sorted on the Austin.
0:40:17 > 0:40:21One or two glitches, but we got there in the end.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Only 17 more jobs left to do.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29I mean, there must be a way
0:40:29 > 0:40:31I can have two movie nights at the same time.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34It's imperative I keep the boys away from Ashlii and Kelisha.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Jake and Danny are like the antithesis of cool.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41Wow, "imperative" and "antithesis" in one sentence.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44My vocabulary always goes up a notch when I'm stressed.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Seriously though, guys, what am I going to do? Ooh, nice website.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Aw, thanks, Sass.- No, I meant Kit's.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- You really built one?- Ya-ha.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53Ch-ch-check it out.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55'Do you have trouble keeping up with
0:40:55 > 0:40:58'those exciting events from London Fashion Week?
0:40:58 > 0:41:00'All you need is my totally fabulicious
0:41:00 > 0:41:02'London Fashion Week timeline.'
0:41:02 > 0:41:06You've completely stolen my website. They're identical.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- No they're not.- Name one difference. - Mine's good.
0:41:10 > 0:41:15Guys, please can we focus on my extremely important problem?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Jake, Danny, fright night, Ashlii and Kelisha!
0:41:18 > 0:41:20This kind of corporate theft will not stand.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Look at them, Sass, tell me they're not identical.
0:41:24 > 0:41:301536, Henry VIII executes Anne Boleyn.
0:41:30 > 0:41:3615:36pm, Sienna Miller executes a perfect demonstration of boho chic.
0:41:37 > 0:41:401538, Henry VIII destroys the monasteries.
0:41:40 > 0:41:4515:38pm, Vivienne Westwood destroys the competition
0:41:45 > 0:41:47with her fashiontastic shirt.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- You see?- Of course I see! It's OMGenius!
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Thanks, guys, you totalistically solved my problem.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Hello, do you have trouble organising, and attending,
0:41:58 > 0:42:00two movie nights at once?
0:42:00 > 0:42:01I do.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03But luckily, all I need
0:42:03 > 0:42:06is my totally terrific Two Movie Night Timeline,
0:42:06 > 0:42:08which I thought of all on my own.
0:42:08 > 0:42:107:15 - Make sure boys are in treehouse,
0:42:10 > 0:42:12ready for mega movie night.
0:42:12 > 0:42:157:16 - Make excuse about getting snacks.
0:42:15 > 0:42:187:20 - Guests arrive for Fright Night.
0:42:18 > 0:42:227:25 - Return to the treehouse and put on the Ninja Hamster movie.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Leave the boys to watch it, then go back and enjoy my Fright Night.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Hey, presto! All sorted!
0:42:26 > 0:42:30"Sadie," I hear you ask. "Won't the boys realise you're not watching
0:42:30 > 0:42:32"the film with them?"
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Well, no-o, because I'm going to be in two places at once. How?
0:42:35 > 0:42:38With the help of this little baby. That's how.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41CLICKING
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Wow, I'm so excited to be watching
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Ninja Hamster 4 - The Furball's Revenge tonight with you guys.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Oh, would you look at that ninja hamster move!
0:42:51 > 0:42:55That was the best Ninja Hamster film I've ever seen!
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Awesome.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57CLICKING
0:42:57 > 0:43:00With the lights off, they'll never even know I'm not there.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Phew! So that's the boys taken care of,
0:43:02 > 0:43:04which means I'm free to dazzle Kelisha
0:43:04 > 0:43:06with my fright night fierceness.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13"Battery change on the Peugeot." Easy.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Oh, come on, you stupid car! Ugh!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25This is a disaster.
0:43:25 > 0:43:30I know. My Del Monte dress is in the wash. I had to wear this old thing.
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Ready to roll?
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Eh...I guess.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35So, where are we going to, babes?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Where are we going to?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39We're going...Excitement City.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Where's that? Is it a new club?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Eh, no, it's... It's right here.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47I've prepared a special night for us in the garage.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Anyways, staying in is the new going out.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50Seriously?
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Yeah, I've already got some romantic music.
0:43:55 > 0:43:56SWITCHES ON CAR RADIO
0:43:58 > 0:43:59SWITCHES STATIONS
0:43:59 > 0:44:01HEAVY ROCK PLAYS
0:44:01 > 0:44:05MUSIC: "Islands In The Street" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
0:44:05 > 0:44:06And some romantic lighting.
0:44:06 > 0:44:07Argh!
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Sorry, that was full beam.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20OK, Operation Be In Two Places At Once is a go-go.
0:44:20 > 0:44:24OK, boys, ready for our mega movie night?
0:44:24 > 0:44:25BOTH: Ya-hah!
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Grab a seat, get comfy and we can all enjoy some top-notch
0:44:32 > 0:44:34rodent martial arts.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Oops, 7:16. Time to get some snacks in.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Doh, what am I like?! I forgot the popcorn.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48- THEATRICALLY: - Welcome to my fright ni-...
0:44:48 > 0:44:49Oh, it's just you.
0:44:51 > 0:44:52Um...
0:44:52 > 0:44:53what's with the technology?
0:44:53 > 0:44:56And what are you wearing? I thought I said scary costumes.
0:44:56 > 0:45:00I've come as Mr Gillard, my dentist. He's terrifying.
0:45:00 > 0:45:04Kit's a vampire. Appropriate, since he's sucking the lifeblood
0:45:04 > 0:45:06out of my website.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Not that it matters. I've still got way more hits that you.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Oh, yeah? We'll see who's going to be the most successful
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- by the end of the night. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Ashlii and Kelisha are here. When I open the door, do something scary.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22- THEATRICALLY:- Dare you enter the House of Terror? Cackle, cackle.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25LAMELY: Woo-o-o-o-o.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30I take it the fright night hasn't started yet?
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Of course not, that was just, erm...
0:45:32 > 0:45:33- HISSING:- ..rubbish.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Loving the costumes, girls.
0:45:37 > 0:45:38By the way,
0:45:38 > 0:45:40um, what are your costumes?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43I've come as the good-looking girl in a scary movie -
0:45:43 > 0:45:45the one who everyone thinks is going to get killed,
0:45:45 > 0:45:48but then doesn't get killed. I've come as her.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Um, I've come as a wicked witch.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Yeah. A stretch(!)
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- What are you doing? - Oh, didn't I mention?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Kelisha's decided to broadcast your fright night live
0:45:58 > 0:46:01on Aaarrggghhh!.com
0:46:01 > 0:46:03But I, erm...
0:46:03 > 0:46:08No, don't be intimidated. Kelisha's only got 17,000 viewers,
0:46:08 > 0:46:13- who will ping their comments as they watch.- Great, um...- And those 17,000
0:46:13 > 0:46:16have each got around 3,000 social network followers,
0:46:16 > 0:46:18who have their own followers -
0:46:18 > 0:46:19in their thousands.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23I'm not good at maths, but I'm thinking there's going to be at least
0:46:23 > 0:46:28a million people who are going to see you fail miserably tonight.
0:46:28 > 0:46:32OMG! Carly from Ipswich already says this fright night sucks.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34I know I do this all the time, but...
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Aaarrrggghhh!
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Sorry, guys! I'm back!
0:46:43 > 0:46:46Let's get this mega-movie night show on the road!
0:46:46 > 0:46:50- But where's the popcorn?- And enough ice cream to fill a van?
0:46:50 > 0:46:54Er, it's in...Roger's belly! Man, that dog is a pig!
0:46:54 > 0:46:58Now let's get this movie going, cos I'm dying to see those
0:46:58 > 0:47:02nifty ninja hamsters. Here goes nothing - wish me luck.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06It's a bit dark, Sas.
0:47:06 > 0:47:07We can't see a thing.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Erm...yeah, just like the cinema.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13'Wow, I'm so excited to be watching Ninja Hamster 4...'
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Yeah! They rock!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19'Oh, would you look at that ninja hamster move!'
0:47:19 > 0:47:21I know. Brilliant.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25And did you know that, in 5.4 billion years, the sun's solar flares will be
0:47:25 > 0:47:28so extreme, we'll all have to live in tunnels below ground.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31And that's only the start of the slow death of the planet.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34What are you doing? Sadie told us to scare her.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37And that information doesn't scare you?!
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Not as much as these!
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Gruesome mocktails.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48This is squash, with hard-boiled eggs floating in it.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Here I am! Thanks for holding the fort, guys.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54- You owe me hips! - I want more doughnuts.- OK, OK.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Right, ladies, fancy taking this fright night to the next level?
0:47:58 > 0:47:59Scary crisps, anyone?
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Eh, what's scary about a crisps?
0:48:02 > 0:48:04They are incredibly high in salt and fat.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Is this some sort of super joke?
0:48:06 > 0:48:10I've spent the night in the most haunted house in Britain.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13I holiday in Transylvania and, the last time I was there,
0:48:13 > 0:48:16I slept in a coffin full of snakes.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20OK, so you don't want the crisps? That's all you had to say.
0:48:20 > 0:48:25- PING - Dieter from Germany writes, "This fright night is awful, ja!
0:48:25 > 0:48:27"I'm laughing so much I've got juice coming out of my nose."
0:48:27 > 0:48:32Something scary better happen soon or your fright night is going to get
0:48:32 > 0:48:35the worst review ever.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41'That was a good kick that hamster did.'
0:48:41 > 0:48:45Sadie, stop talking all the time. You're ruining the film.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47He-ya! Karate chop!
0:48:47 > 0:48:50What karate chop? No-one did a karate chop.
0:48:50 > 0:48:51'Awesome.'
0:48:51 > 0:48:54There's nothing "awesome" about that.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56WEEPING ON SCREEN Furball just took his last breath.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00- 'Hilarious!'- What's going on?!
0:49:04 > 0:49:07- No...- ..way! Where has she gone?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11She's in the lounge...
0:49:12 > 0:49:16..watching a scary movie. In fact, the whole place is decorated
0:49:16 > 0:49:19in scary stuff and there's even a mocktail bowl
0:49:19 > 0:49:21with "Sadie's Super-Scary Fright Night" written on it.
0:49:21 > 0:49:22She played us.
0:49:24 > 0:49:28So, Sadie's having a fright night, is she?
0:49:28 > 0:49:31Then, we'll make it the scariest fright night ever.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Voila!
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Pie de chicken and mushroom.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40You wouldn't get this in a four-star restaurant.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43No, you really wouldn't.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Maybe afterwards, we could play my favourite game?
0:49:46 > 0:49:50Who can change the tyres on that Volvo out the back the quickest?
0:49:50 > 0:49:54Great(!) And then are we going to play Replace Mr Conrad's Fanbelt?
0:49:54 > 0:49:55No.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Er, not unless you really want to.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59We're doing your To Do list, aren't we?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01- No!- Keith!
0:50:01 > 0:50:04OK, yes. I'm sorry.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Steve's not my nickname, he's my boss, and I've got to finish
0:50:07 > 0:50:11all these jobs before he gets back. And now you're going to chuck me.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14So, this isn't your garage?
0:50:14 > 0:50:16- No.- And you're not rich?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18I have £28 in my piggy bank.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20You lied to me.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Only because I didn't want to lose you.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Keith, that is...
0:50:25 > 0:50:30the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me...ever!
0:50:30 > 0:50:32You're amazing!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Right, let me help. Pass me that three-inch wrench.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36I... I can't let you help.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40You're a very classy girl.
0:50:40 > 0:50:44Besides, this is a specialist car that needs very specialist care.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47Actually, it's a run-of-the-mill Mazda MX5
0:50:47 > 0:50:49and all it needs is an oil change.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51What?
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Oh, my dad owns Metta Motors. I grew up in a garage.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Now, let's get going, so we can get going.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59CLANG!
0:51:04 > 0:51:09TV: Argh! No, Swamp Beast! Don't eat my cat!
0:51:09 > 0:51:14Uh, yawn. Even the Swamp Beast film is so not scary. 12A or what?!
0:51:14 > 0:51:17Agreesville. Mega-yawn.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Y-yeah... You're not wrong.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23I've had enough of this.
0:51:23 > 0:51:27I think it's time for my incredibly scathing review.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29CREAKING
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Oh, boy, is Sadie going to regret the moment she ever tried
0:51:32 > 0:51:33to make fools out of us!
0:51:33 > 0:51:38Operation Terrify The Teenagers is a go-go. She's dealing with pros here.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42- Tripwire? - 'Activate the mustard guns.'
0:51:44 > 0:51:45BARKING
0:51:46 > 0:51:47What was that?
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Abort operation!
0:51:49 > 0:51:51BARKING
0:51:51 > 0:51:54CRASH!
0:51:54 > 0:51:56- I don't like this! - Why are you scared?
0:51:56 > 0:51:59You slept in a coffin full of snakes in Transylvania.
0:51:59 > 0:52:03They were plastic. And it was Kidderminster, not Transylvania!
0:52:04 > 0:52:07- All done, babes, and still time to hit the town.- Wow!
0:52:07 > 0:52:11That's amazing! You fixed 15 cars in an hour.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13That would have taken me all week.
0:52:13 > 0:52:17- I know, you're, like, well rubbish at cars, Steve.- It's Keith.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Look, Abby, I don't think it's going to work out between us.
0:52:19 > 0:52:24- Why not, babes?- Well, because you're a much better mechanic than I am.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26- But...- No, buts. Thank for fixing the cars, though.
0:52:26 > 0:52:27Ohh!
0:52:31 > 0:52:32BARKING
0:52:32 > 0:52:34BOTH: Argh! Argh!
0:52:36 > 0:52:39EVERYONE SCREAMS
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Help me!
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Sadie, what's going on?
0:52:59 > 0:53:03I-I-I can explain...ish. You see the thing is...
0:53:03 > 0:53:07- Sadie just executed THE scariest fright night ever.- What?
0:53:07 > 0:53:10- But that was... - Oh, don't interrupt the lady!
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Sheer brilliance, lulling me into a false sense of security
0:53:13 > 0:53:16by making the beginning embarrassingly lame.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20- And then - wham! - truly terrifying everyone at the end.- Yab!
0:53:20 > 0:53:21I give this fright night ten out of ten.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Sadie J is truly The Queen Of Scream.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28Right, can't stop. I'm at FangFest at nine.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Now who's lame?
0:53:30 > 0:53:32No! Argh!
0:53:32 > 0:53:34SHE WHIMPERS
0:53:34 > 0:53:39Yes! The Sasta is scarytabulicious. She's horrortastic.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Ain't nobody going to mess with the coolest queen of fright night,
0:53:42 > 0:53:44cos she is fearless!
0:53:45 > 0:53:46Argh!
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:54:07 > 0:54:10- TV: Yo, I just can't stop the street dance.- Neither can I.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Wow, they really can't stop the street dance.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Kit, are you even watching?
0:54:15 > 0:54:18OMG! Look, Deeds, 4,500 hits!
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Actually, guys, I think you've both been beaten by...
0:54:22 > 0:54:23"www.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27"cutecuddlingotters.com".
0:54:27 > 0:54:28Five million hits!
0:54:28 > 0:54:32Oh, well, at least we tried...
0:54:32 > 0:54:36- Now can we watch my Hubble Telescope documentary?- Of course.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39- TV:- Hubble's primary mirror is an astonishing...
0:54:39 > 0:54:42'Wow, Deeds, this is actually quite good!'
0:54:42 > 0:54:44See, I told you you'd...
0:54:44 > 0:54:47'That Hubble Telescope is hubble-licious.'
0:54:47 > 0:54:50'And look at those lenses - awesometastic.'
0:54:50 > 0:54:54- TV:- ..1,000 centimetres alone. The Hubble's location, beyond...