0:00:02 > 0:00:05- O...- M...- Gele? I'm ironing it, along with this little lot.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- But you never...- Ever... - Do the ironing.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10I know, but, guys, I'm going to be 16 in a few days -
0:00:10 > 0:00:11ie, an adult -
0:00:11 > 0:00:14which means I want to do grown-up things,
0:00:14 > 0:00:18like ironing, cleaning, darning.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Enjoy.- Well, I for one think it's great
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- that you want to be a grown-up, love.- Bro-tastic!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I was hoping you'd say that.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Which is why I've already started planning my incredibly grown-up,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33totalistically hip and insanely happening house party for next week.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Picture it!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Party rock is in the house... #
0:00:36 > 0:00:37We're talking a DJ in the kitchen,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40a dancefloor in the living room,
0:00:40 > 0:00:41mocktails in the bathroom
0:00:41 > 0:00:43a chillax zone in the garage
0:00:43 > 0:00:44with tyres for loungers
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and MOT pit as a plunge pool.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- What about having it in the diner?- Nah.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Besides, it's already been booked up for some snorefest farewell party.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Yawn.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Look, I'm really sorry, love, but you can't have a house party.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00What? Why not? I knew you'd think I was too immature.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03No, no, it's not that. It's just that...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I've got my reasons
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and I don't want to go into it now.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09It's just not a good time.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12"Got my reasons." "Not a good time."
0:01:14 > 0:01:17How many times am I going to turn 16?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Once! That's how many!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Steve, babe, you're going to have to tell the kids what's going on soon.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I know, I know. But how are they going to react when I tell them
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I've got to sell this place and the garage?
0:01:28 > 0:01:29They love it here.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32So do I, but we can't afford to waste any more time.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35This place, that business, has to go.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Six more months and it will be too late.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41My dad's gone bust and we're losing our home?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44This is actually happening, guys?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's game over for Sadie J.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Won't somebody tell me why
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# Give me a break
0:01:54 > 0:01:56# They've got attitude, Kind of cute
0:01:56 > 0:02:00# But when they're in trouble, Takes a girl
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- # To save the day - # To save the day
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# Could you be her?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Someone to back me up so I always
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Have the last word
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:02:12 > 0:02:15# In a boys' world
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Girl, girl
0:02:17 > 0:02:19# In a boys'...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# Mental attitude
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:02:25 > 0:02:26# Don't want gratitude
0:02:26 > 0:02:29# I just don't want to be The only girl
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# In a boys' world. #
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Here you are, Sass. Make a wish.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Wishes are for kids, Rico.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39And so are doughnuts.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm going to be 16 soon, which means I need to man up
0:02:42 > 0:02:45and make things better for my dad and Mr Motors.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Which is why I've been brainstorming business ideas.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, Ms V! How do you fancy hosting a fundraiser for Mr Motors?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Are you kidding, kiddo?- Yeah-ha!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59We have six days to clear this place before next week's farewell party.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Clear the place? Must be one rowdy farewell party.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OMLG, you guys, you're not going to believe what happened!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Me first! Newsflash.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Mr Motors is in trouble and we have to sell up and move away.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Newsflash! Ditto.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16But not the bit about selling the garage, obviously.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I might be moving away too. To university.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You know I took those nine GCSEs and three A levels earlier this year?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25The three months that I spent every night revising while you two
0:03:25 > 0:03:28hung out in the Burger Bowl, throwing fries into a ball pit?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Oh, yeah.- Good times.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, my application to Coddingham University's astrophysics
0:03:33 > 0:03:35undergraduate course has been accepted!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I just have to pass next week's entrance exam and I'm in!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41But this is ridonkulous!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I thought you were destined for Harvard or Oxford,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46not Coddingham University.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47I mean where's that?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- And why would you want to go there two years early?- Why not?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Cos it's a lot of nights in the Burger Bowl you're giving up!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Really? That's all you've got, guys?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No "Congrats," no "Good luck with your exam, Delia?"
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I have my grade one ocarina exam next week.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- You no wish me luck!- Ocarina? Rico, this is my future!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08And that's my future!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I come from a long line of ocarina players.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12If I fail, I fail my familia!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hang on, guys, what about my future?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- My dad is being forced to sell our home and his garage!- So?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You're an adult now. You've text me enough times to remind me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- So deal with it.- Fine, I will.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Fine, so will I.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Gritando obtiene usted a ninguna parte.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31That's Spanish for, "Shouting gets you nowhere."
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, it looks like it's just you and me saving the garage, Rico.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38OK. Hit me with your brainstorming brain ideas. No, let me guess.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You're going to dress up as a spanner
0:04:40 > 0:04:42and shout at people with a megaphone. Right?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Wrong. I'm 16 now. Nearly.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Which means I want to do this the adult way.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50So, I'm thinking a snazzy refit of the garage.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51A coffee bar in the corner,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54female-friendly tyre changing workshops,
0:04:54 > 0:04:55deals of the day vouchers.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Also, an uber cool new website
0:04:57 > 0:04:59and a valet servicing area with a glitter ball.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02The glitter ball is more for me, really.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03It's amazing. It's fantastico!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's also going to cost your father mucho moolah,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09and if he's broke already, then your plan is broken.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12No, but... But...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Grr!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It's just too, too tragic, Steve.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's only a snapped fan belt.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Not the car, I meant you selling this garage.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24I love this place and...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I can't imagine some stranger running it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28They may not have to.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Come again?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Steve-o!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35All right, Steve-o!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Let's have a look at the place.- No way.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Your mate Gary Gilmott is taking over?- If the price is right.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46If I were to decide to turn this into Metal Motors mark two,
0:05:46 > 0:05:51how would you like to come and work for me?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Are you serious?- Yeah, deadly.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's always good to have someone on a job who knows the locals,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59the lay of the land, eh?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Me? You're offering me a job?- Yeah.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Me working for you when Steve leaves?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- That's amazing.- Oh, yeah?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Tragic a minute ago.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Thanks, Gary. It's really kind of you and all.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17But if I'm going to be anyone's apprentice, I'd rather be Steve's.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh. I weren't offering you the apprentice position.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I've got one of those back at Metal Motors.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I want you to be the manager here.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Take on the double clawed ninja. - On it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Now pick up the samurai sword of Tanjuro.- Got it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Now slay the dragon at the heart of the lair of the warlord.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43- GAME:- 'Congratulations, warrior.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45'You have completed Ninja Warlord 8.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- 'Death of Samurai Tanjuro...'- Yes! - 'Go in peace.'
0:06:55 > 0:06:57That's every Ninja Warlord videogame
0:06:57 > 0:06:59D-to-the-O-to-the-N-E. Done!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Awesome-mundo.- OK.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Get online to find out when Ninja Warlord 9 is coming out.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Already on it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Ninja Warlord 9.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09There is no nine!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Wayland Games Corporation has stopped developing
0:07:12 > 0:07:14the Ninja Warlord franchise.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16The series is over!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Nooo!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Guys?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Don't tell me you've done more ironing.- No, it's not that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I overheard you guys talking the other day
0:07:27 > 0:07:30and I know the garage is struggling and we can't afford to waste any
0:07:30 > 0:07:33time cos we've got six months and then we have to sell it...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34But, Sass...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I want you to know that I love you and I wish you wouldn't
0:07:36 > 0:07:39keep stuff like that from me because I'm an adult now.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I can deal with it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41So no more secrets.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, let me just stop you there, Sadie.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47All right, you're right. We do have to sell up.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51But it's not because the garage is in trouble.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's cos Bev's pregnant.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59And we're going to need a much bigger house and a much better garage.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Then we can all live together. - As one big, happy family.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07You, me, your dad, Ashlii, Danny, the baby.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11We can't afford to waste time, because I'm due in six months.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh, my...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20There is absolutely no way I'm leaving this house!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22But you just said if we have to go, we have to go!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No we don't have to go!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I thought we had to go, because you'd gone bust,
0:08:26 > 0:08:27not because of some baby!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hey, Sass. I came as soon as I got your text.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm sorry you're broke, sir.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm not broke.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Taylor, I sent that text ages ago.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I've sent three emoticons and another text since then.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42PHONE BEEPS
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Annoyed face,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46angry face,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48furious face.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, a text!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Whoa. Your dad's, like, having a baby.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Is that, like, even possible, sir?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Not me, you wheel nut. Bev.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You all right, Tay-Tay? Has she calmed down yet?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07No, she has not calmed down!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09And she's not going to calm down because A,
0:09:09 > 0:09:13why would you keep something as trigantic as a baby from me
0:09:13 > 0:09:15and B, why would you decide to sell up and move without even
0:09:15 > 0:09:18talking to me about it? And C, it's my birthday soon!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Does no-one care I'm going to be 16?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Are you all too baby-brained? - Oh, for goodness sake, Sadie!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Stop acting like a spoilt child!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh, believe me, you have no idea how childish I can be.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29In fact, I'm going to rally the troops
0:09:29 > 0:09:32and put an end to this bonkerlicious madness!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Try and calm her down.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Look, Bev, everything is going to be OK.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Not her. Sadie.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Hey, Sass!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Did you know that your mum and my dad are having a baby
0:09:47 > 0:09:50and they're planning on selling up and moving us all in together?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah-ha.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54So I say we fight this every which way...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wait, you know? What do you think of it?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58It's fine by me, babes.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I'm getting an ensuite and a big screen telly in the new house.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Did you know that Dad and Bev are having a baby,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07and they're planning on selling up and moving us all in together?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Uh-huh. Look, Sass, I'm kind of busy.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12How about we try Alien Navigator?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Or Jungle Death Clan.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16No, they're not the same as Ninja Warlord.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18So what do you think of this abomination,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21because I say if we stand together...? Wait, what, you know?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Dad's having a treehouse moved plank by plank to the new garden.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Plus pro-style gaming chairs and a popcorn machine.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30How cool is that!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Aargh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Ow!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Don't you think you're kind of overreacting, Sass?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I mean, you're only moving across town.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40And your new place is actually closer to mine.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41This isn't about you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44But if Ashlii, Danny, Steve and Bev
0:10:44 > 0:10:46are OK with everything, why aren't you?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You know what? Just get out! Get out! Get out!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Get out! Get out!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Get out! Get out!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Well, don't look at me like that, you know,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00cos you can leave and all.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01I am not leaving this house!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05POTS CRASH
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- What?- What?- What?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11You started it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Sorry, Ms V, I must have dozed off.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17There's a lot of revision I have to get done for the
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Coddingham University entrance exam. It's quite tiring.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- And that's 44 minutes reading time I've lost already!- So?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- So, if I don't revise, I won't get in!- And?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28The world's not going to end, is it?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- No, but...- But nothing.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You need to find a balance in life, Delia.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Studying is good, but so is having fun.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43But how many 16-year-olds have a chance to study at degree level?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46In Coddingham?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Look, I really, really need to get back to this.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Your situation reminds me of my new boyfriend
0:11:51 > 0:11:55and old flame, Bjorn Ulysses.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00We recently became reunited via
0:12:00 > 0:12:03a wonderful new networking site,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Friendsandbookinitus.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Back in the day, Bjorn Ulysses was
0:12:08 > 0:12:10a spindly little maths geek,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12just like you.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15But he was into nature, big time.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And instead of taking up his scholarship
0:12:17 > 0:12:19at Gengahoovernitus University,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21he went into the wilderness
0:12:21 > 0:12:23for two years, swimming with sharks,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24fighting with wolves.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27That's where he gets all the muscles from.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Look at him. Grr.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33And then he came back to Babahoovernitus University,
0:12:33 > 0:12:34which is much better place.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38And now he is head of numbers at Clinghoovernitus Incorporated
0:12:38 > 0:12:40back in Klaipeda.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I really hope there's a point to all of this.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Yes, of course. What is it?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Delia, you have plenty of time for the studying.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Don't burn yourself out trying to do everything now.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Life, as Bjorn Ulysses is teaching me -
0:12:55 > 0:12:58woo-hoo - is for the living!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Woo!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05And that's 47 minutes of reading time I've lost now. Thank you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06You're welcome.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11OCARINA PLAYS
0:13:11 > 0:13:15OK, Rico, enough with the miserable music.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I have my grade one ocarina exam in less than two hours!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I have to practise somewhere!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21If I don't pass this, I will never
0:13:21 > 0:13:22be allowed to play in the
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Enriquez Family Ocarina Band.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Catchy title.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26KNOCK ON DOOR
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Sass? It's Bev.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Go away.- Can I come in?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31You can try.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36What? I told you, I'm not leaving.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37I have to go now, chica.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Tell me to break my foot.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Break a leg?- That too. Adios.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I- bet I can open this door without using my hands.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's the baby.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53It certainly is.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56See, the way I look at it is this.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59You've been banging on about wanting to be a grown-up all week.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Well, this little bundle of joy is exactly the thing that will test
0:14:02 > 0:14:05whether you're serious about all this stuff.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06How come?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Cos if she's going to do good in this world, she's going to
0:14:09 > 0:14:14need all the help and support from a mature and responsible big sister.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17She? It's a girl?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I was thinking about calling her Adele.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- After the singer?- After my nan.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26OMLG. Me with a sister?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Sadie J, the only girl in a boys' world,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32with an actual, real baby sister.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's awesome, isn't it?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Is better than awesome. It's fantastalistic!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40It's also complete emotional blackmail to get me
0:14:40 > 0:14:42to back down and get on board with moving house.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, I'm good, aren't I?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46You're amaze-a-mungus.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, thanks, Sass.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50It's true.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53BTW, can I have the house party now?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55What? I've learned from the best.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# And every day... #
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Can you stop wandering down memory lane every five minutes?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11And please stop this unholy indie music!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15What are we going to do about Ninja Warlord coming to an end?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16What can we do?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19If Anvil Vendkine, the insanely genius games developer,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21doesn't want to do any more, we can't make him.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25BOTH: Can we?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# Hey, I just met you
0:15:27 > 0:15:28# And this is crazy... #
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Hello?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# But here's my number
0:15:31 > 0:15:32# So call me, maybe... #
0:15:32 > 0:15:35What do you mean you've never heard of Mr Vendkine?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# At you baby
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# But here's my number
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# So call me, maybe... #
0:15:41 > 0:15:43He's a master storyteller!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# This is crazy
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# But here's my number
0:15:47 > 0:15:49# So call me, maybe... #
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I don't get it. There's absolutely no record
0:15:53 > 0:15:55of Anvil Vendkine on the net.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59No phone number, e-mail, address, web link.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02That's because Anvil Vendkine doesn't exist.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05The name is an anagram of Kevin and Nevil,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07two high school students who developed the Ninja Warlord
0:16:07 > 0:16:11game franchise in Kevin's family's back bedroom in Norwich.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15So, if Kevin and Nevil are no longer working on Ninja Warlord games
0:16:15 > 0:16:18any more, what are they working on?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20On the next mega software success,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Antishoo cats.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Pink, fluffy, virtual kittens
0:16:24 > 0:16:27that sneeze and poop on your smartphone!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You're kidding me, right?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- This is disastrous!- Nuh-huh.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33This is brilltastic.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Can you believe the cheek of that Gary?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Coming here, offering Keith a job as a manager.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43He hadn't even bought the place at the time.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44No, but he has now.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46That's not the point, is it?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49If Keith accepts the job, what will I do then?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51What are you going to do? Without Keith?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54What colour paint did I ask you to use on this car?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Was it Sunset Silver or Sunset Amber?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58What's the difference?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01The boy who's single-handedly blown up
0:17:01 > 0:17:04over 20 cars during the time that he's been here?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05EXPLOSION
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Got to go.- Mr Beaton's engine just blew up!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The boy who still doesn't know how to tackle the tracking in a Toyota,
0:17:11 > 0:17:13or change the fuselage in a Fiesta.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Right. That's the electrics sorted on the Austin.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21The world's only mechanic who still has problems popping the bonnet?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24This little baby is ready to roll again.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Never mind sorting out the mess underneath!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- You're right. He's got to take that job.- Course he has!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I mean, he can still live with us, but he can be
0:17:35 > 0:17:37somebody else's trouble at work!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh, yes! And then I can get an apprentice who actually knows how to
0:17:40 > 0:17:42take on a cracked carburettor.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Exactly! It's a win-win situation, Steve.- Oh, yes!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- All right, folks?- Yes, good. Hi. How are you?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Just wanted to let you know, I've had a long,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55hard think about that job offer from Gary.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57BOTH: Yes?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm not going to take it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02How could I leave you in the lurch like that, boss?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm fine with the lurch. I'm a lurch sort of guy.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06I'm cool with the lurch.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I know you're just saying that, Steve. But you can relax now.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I'm here to stay.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Forever.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Great.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- MAN:- 'You have one hour...'
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- WOMAN:- '..to complete your exam.'
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- BOTH:- 'Your time starts now.'
0:18:27 > 0:18:29OCARINA PLAYS TWO NOTES
0:18:30 > 0:18:32OCARINA PLAYS LONG NOTE
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Give me a woo, woo!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35ALL: Woo, woo!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Somebody's in a good mood! What's the big celebration?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, I'm going to be 16 soon, I've got a baby sister on the way
0:18:41 > 0:18:46and we're moving to a new house where I get my own hot tub.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49What? Didn't think I wouldn't get something out of it too?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Plus, Bev has promised to throw me a totally awesome birthday part-ay.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Congratulations. On the hot tub.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Talking of part-ays,
0:18:57 > 0:19:02- I hope you will be attending my fabulous farewell bash.- Farewell?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05"Ms V is leaving and the Y Diner is closing,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09"so come and say a fond farewell to everyone's favourite Klaipedan."
0:19:09 > 0:19:10You're going?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Duh, of course. Why else would we be packing this place up?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- But why?- I'm in love.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22Have you not seen this tawny, tiger-eyed Klaipedan muscle?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24They're engaged! Check out the rock!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Hey, Sass. I got your message.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm so glad you're back in the groove! Life is great!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Why are you always so behind, Taylor?! Life stinks!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Not only have I just come round to the fact that I'm moving, but
0:19:36 > 0:19:40then I go and find out my favourite hangout is closing for ever!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Let me guess.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Nooo!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Precisely.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# The end comes too soon
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# I dream of... #
0:19:55 > 0:19:59What have I told you about this track?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- What do I have to live for if I can't play Ninja Warlord?- Everything.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Because we're going to build our own game
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- inspired by Ninja Warlord.- Huh?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13If Kevin and Nevil can build a game in their back bedroom,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16then we can build a game in a treehouse.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18That is...
0:20:18 > 0:20:19awesome!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22We can take out all those boring ninja levels for a start...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And get better dragon graphics.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yes! I mean, no.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Let's have hippopotatoads instead!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I just made that up.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- We'll copyright it.- Yes!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I can see it now.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Move over, Anvil Vendkine.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Say hello to Den Dankanjay.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42We could be the next dotcom gaming billionaires.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Den who?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Den Dankanjay.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's an anagram of Danny and Jake.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Us!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Awesome.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57There we are, Gary.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I thought I'd give you the keys early, so you can come and go
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- without needing me here. - Oh, cheers, mate.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Mind you, suppose I should give them to my new manager.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh, yeah, Gary, about that.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'm really honoured that you'd offer the job to me...
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Which is why I've accepted on your behalf.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17You know, I knew you wouldn't say yes out of loyalty to me,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19but I want you to move on.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20In your career.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22You can still live with me.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25But this is too good a job opportunity.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh, no way. Brilliant. Thanks, Steve.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Congrats, kid.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Right, cup of tea?- Yeah.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35In a sec. Just got to finish this job.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42THEY COUGH
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- What just happened?- I don't know.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I just turned the thingamajig on the whatsit
0:21:47 > 0:21:49and the whatchamacallit went boom.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Good luck.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57OK, guys. You know the drill when the Sass is in campaign mode.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00There ain't no way, no how, this diner is closing.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03And as much as I would have loved to do this the adult way,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07sometimes the old ways are the best.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08So, I've got a lunchbox full of food
0:22:08 > 0:22:10to last a week and this,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12which is police issue standard,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14which means it's...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16INCREDIBLY LOUD!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18What do we want?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Some TLC from my BFF, please?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21What? I mean, what?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I failed my entrance exam to Coddingham University.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27How?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31SHE SNORES
0:22:31 > 0:22:34It was really, really hard.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Are you OK?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I think so.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I mean, it's like Ms V said.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I've got plenty of time in the future for all this stuff.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Maybe I'll explore the wilderness,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49swim with the sharks or fight a wolf.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51OCARINA PLAYS
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Enough with the ocarina already!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Guess who just passed their grade one ocarina.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I am now officially part of
0:22:59 > 0:23:02the Enriquez Family Ocarina Players.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Erm...Great?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I bought this for your baby sister.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Make sure she always has music in her heart, chica.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Sister?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Yeah, I know. Totes amazing, right?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Thanks, Rico.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18OK, Miss J.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21If you insist on carrying out this protest,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I will have to call Bjorn Ulysses back
0:23:24 > 0:23:26to physically remove you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29And believe me, if he can fight a wolf...
0:23:29 > 0:23:30I'm not going to do anything, Ms V.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- ALL: Huh? RICO:- Que?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35It's not like I can spend that much time here any more,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38cos we've got someone very special to look out for.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I hear that, sister.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44So I guess, you know, it really is time to move on.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45For everyone.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48ALL: Aww!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Just one thing!- What?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Can I ask you a teeny-weeny favour?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57MUSIC AND LAUGHTER
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Sorry.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05So, I totally got the right text and I did not go to your house,
0:24:05 > 0:24:06cos I was three messages behind,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08thinking that your party was still there.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Don't be ridonkulous, Tay-Tay. It doesn't matter.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- I'm sorry I've been such a meanie. - You're forgiven.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18But you totally read the wrong text, went to my house first, didn't you?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Speech, speech, speech!- Go on!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27CHEERING
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well, I don't know what to say.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Except, happy birthday to Sadie
0:24:34 > 0:24:37and thank you all for the memories.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40And even more thanks for the moolah that you've spent.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Hopefully see you in Klaipeda.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Not all at once.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49CHEERING
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Your turn now, Sass.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Go for it, chica.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Well, apart from saying bon voyage to Ms V,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I just want to say how truly, truly lucky I feel
0:24:59 > 0:25:02to have had so many amazing memories here.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05So thanks to my friends, my family and you.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08It truly has been fantastalistic.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Now, let's part-ay!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13CHEERING
0:25:13 > 0:25:16MUSIC: "Young" by Tulisa
0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Forgive me for what I have done
0:25:23 > 0:25:24# Cos I'm young
0:25:24 > 0:25:27# Yeah, I'm young
0:25:27 > 0:25:30# Forgive me for what I have done
0:25:30 > 0:25:32# Cos I'm young
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# Yeah, I'm young
0:25:34 > 0:25:38# I don't mean to frighten you off
0:25:38 > 0:25:39# It's just fun
0:25:39 > 0:25:42# It's just fun
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# I don't mean to frighten you off
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# It's just fun
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# It's just fun... #
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Aargh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54# We live on the edge of life
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# We don't even compromise
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# We rush because we're out of time
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# Time, time, time, time, time, time, time
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# Forgive us for what we have done
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# Cos we are, we are, we are
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# I said, forgive us for what we have done
0:26:17 > 0:26:21MUSIC: "Lego House" by Ed Sheeran
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- You coming?- Give me a sec.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# I'm out of touch, I'm out of love
0:26:31 > 0:26:35# I'll pick you up when you're getting down
0:26:35 > 0:26:37# And out of all these things I've done
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# I think I love you better now... #
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- MS V:- 'Who likes bacon double buffalo burgers?'
0:26:42 > 0:26:45'Has nobody told you that this is a kitty cat special...'
0:26:45 > 0:26:47'A double wheatgrass and a banana boat float
0:26:47 > 0:26:49'and a side order of chunky monkey fries?'
0:26:49 > 0:26:51'Happy birthday! Woo-hoo!'
0:26:51 > 0:26:52'Sadie J, you're amazing!'
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- MS V:- 'Well, don't say thank you all at once!'- 'We won't!'
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Good times.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Ow!