0:00:04 > 0:00:07There you go - one double-double banana choc chip
0:00:07 > 0:00:10shaka-laka share-a-shake with extra extra choc chips and no banana.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- Now, if you could just... - Oh, Dede, that's so...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16thoughtless! This is mine and Kit's shake.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I can't drink it now he's moved to Brazil.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, no, don't sit there! That's Kit's place!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- WAS Kit's place... - Sorry, my mistake.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29LORRY REVERSE BEEP SOUNDS
0:00:31 > 0:00:32OMLG!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35You totally just flattened the one remaining reminder I have of Kit.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39You mean, apart from the nightly Skype chats, the weekly postcards
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and the Brazil Is Hot tankini he sent you yesterday?
0:00:42 > 0:00:43That's not the point.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47No, the point is, if you hadn't noticed, I'm still here.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50How could I not notice you? You're dressed as a car.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54That's because King Car Parks, the king of car parks,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56are threatening to build a new car park
0:00:56 > 0:00:58over the play area at the back of the diner.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01We're campaigning against it all over town today.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Care to sign our "parks, not car parks" petition?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06You don't get it, do you? Either of you.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'm not mourning the loss of my best friend,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm mourning the loss of my bling friend.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Look, Deeds, I love you, you know I do.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17You're my super sensitive, caring, intelligent BFF,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20but Kit was my fashion- forward-slash-fabulicious BLF.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Without him, I'm nothing.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27On a purely superficial level, you understand.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31I miss Kit too, but you really don't need to worry about it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm sure an equally bling friend will come along soon.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I mean, it's not like you desperately need one now.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40I do hope you will be attending our Bop-a-mundo Bollywood?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's going to be our biggest bop yet.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46We're talking Delhi DJs, a curry eating competition
0:01:46 > 0:01:50and more sequinned saris than you can throw a...sequinned sari at.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54It is clearly going to be the blingiest event of the year.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- And breathe.- I need to find a new bling friend now!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Sadie, stop!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Friends don't just grow on trees. - You can't just pick one from a line.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You mean like... Like an audition?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08BOTH: Exactly.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Awesomundo! I'll audition for my new BLF.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12BOTH: No!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I mean, audition? Don't be ridonculous.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Whatevs! Sign up now, peeps, if you want to S to the J's new BLF.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oof...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# Won't somebody tell me why
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Give me a break
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# They've got attitude Kind of cute
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# To save the day To save the day
0:02:37 > 0:02:40# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:02:40 > 0:02:41# Could you be her?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Someone to back me up so I always
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Have the last word
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# In a boys' world
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Girl, girl
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# In a boys'...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Mental attitude
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Understanding, kind of sensitive
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Don't want gratitude
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# In a boys' world. #
0:03:12 > 0:03:13I don't believe it, Theresa.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16We've tried everything to raise awareness of that car park
0:03:16 > 0:03:19being built at the back, but no-one seems to care.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22They just think we're weirdos in fancy dress.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Or worse, street artists.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Someone tried to give me 50 pence.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29That's a good thing, Delia. I say, let's take whatever cash we can get
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- and use it to fight King Car Parks at their own game.- Huh?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35We could build a war chest, use it to buy in some hotshot lawyer
0:03:35 > 0:03:38to take King Car Parks down.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Or you could put your faith in the steadfast, dependable
0:03:40 > 0:03:43authority figure who's there to protect you from such a threat.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I don't think the Caped Crusader actually exists,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- but thanks, all the same.- I meant, write to your local councillor.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Yes, that's brilliant! That's...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Do we know you?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57This immaculately tailored hunk of loveliness
0:03:57 > 0:03:59is Ajay, my new squeeze.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Delighted to make your acquaintance, ladies.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Any friend of my little Eastern European dough ball here
0:04:05 > 0:04:08is a friend of mine. So, are you going to take my advice, ladies?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm not sold, Deeds. Don't you have to get through a ton of red tape
0:04:11 > 0:04:13to get anything done by the council?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm a local businessman myself - horizontal structural engineering -
0:04:17 > 0:04:19and I always settle any dispute by putting my faith
0:04:19 > 0:04:22in the democratically elected powers that be.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25It works. He drives a mammoth motor.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Plus, he's stumping up the cash to invest in our little Bollywood bash.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34A pleasure, my Klaipedan princess.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I think Ajay's right, Theresa, we can't make a difference alone
0:04:37 > 0:04:41but together, with the support of our local government representative,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43we can fight King Car Parks all the way.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Maybe, but I...- Definitely! Thanks, Ajay, you're an inspiration.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49And rather easy on the eye, don't you think?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Like I said, an inspiration.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Now, if you'll excuse us,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56we have to write a stiffly worded letter to the council.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57CRASH
0:05:00 > 0:05:04OK, peeps, auditions for Sassy J's new BLF are officially on.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08I put an ad in the Gazette...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- an ad online... - PHONE RINGS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12..and an ad on myself.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And guess what? It worked!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Right, you lot, this is your lot. I'm not made of coffee beans.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Besides, I can't hang around here all afternoon.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I've got a romantic lunch date with your dad.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28TMI! I really think I could find the one this afternoon,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30the blingtastic-fanastic one that's going to make
0:05:30 > 0:05:33my Bollywood Bop-a-mundo go with a bada-bing.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Great, well, Rico, my new assistant,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37will be here if you need anything else.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Out of my way, chico coming through!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43He's a bit of a firebrand but nice enough.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Have fun!- Oh, I intend to.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48No!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50No.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53No!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Oh, maybe.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Are you crazy? He's like a goat! He follow, don't lead.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I've got this, thanks. I'm afraid it a no.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08So, any on-trend, boutiquey little bling brands you prefer?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- And what are your hot tracks of 2013?- Who cares?!- I do.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Sadie, finding a friend is about passion, not fashion.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Look, Padre, I don't need some jumped-up little salon assistant
0:06:21 > 0:06:23telling me how to find my new BLF.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I know what I'm doing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Whatevs, chica. You're never going to find a friend this way.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Bonjour, peeps. Sorry I'm late for the audition -
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Gaga was debuting her bin liner bag range online
0:06:34 > 0:06:37and then I simply had to pick up my fabulous, fierce fedora,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41because it's so faboush, no?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ha! Looks like you're wrong, Rico.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You are not going to believe this!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Jonah in year six has a robotic thumb?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Everyone knows.- Really?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55No, it's not about that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Miss V is holding a Bop-a-mundo Bollywood at the Y.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Already bored.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03TV SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS
0:07:05 > 0:07:07TV RESTARTS
0:07:07 > 0:07:09And there's a curry eating competition.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13The fastest person to eat four fiery dishes of madras wins.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Even more bored.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19The prize for which is an entire home package
0:07:19 > 0:07:22of top of the range gadgets,
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- as donated by her super-rich new squeeze, Ajay.- And?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30And these gadgets include a mammoth 67-inch plasma screen,
0:07:30 > 0:07:35so we can see goodbye to this old kronk and say hello to 3D TV.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Are you kidding? This TV's older than me.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We watched X Factor on this baby when Cheryl Cole was still on it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43There is nothing wrong with it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46BANG
0:07:50 > 0:07:55So, when do we sign up for this curry eating competition?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Pass us the wheel wrench. - I'm busy, boss.- Doing what?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Counting down the seconds till our all-you-can-eat.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I can't get enough "don't give me any more" Chinese buffet lunch.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Fine, I'll get my coat. Hold that.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Hey.- Ready for your lunch?- What?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Did I or did I not say,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20"It would be lovely to have a romantic lunch together one day."
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Then you said, "How about tomorrow?" Now it's tomorrow.- Ah...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's a little tough, cos Steve's promised me
0:08:25 > 0:08:27a slap-up lunch at the Great Wall of China.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He said it's for doing such good work here.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32No, I said it's just for working here.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Sorry about that, promised him ages ago.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, such a shame, seeing as I spent all morning cooking
0:08:37 > 0:08:40this from scratch from eight o'clock.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Which meant I had to get up at seven o'clock to do my hair
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- and 6am to do my make-up.- Fine.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Why don't we do the Great Wall another day?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49They don't do all-you-can-eat on another day.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51But it's called an all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53which means it's all-you-can-eat every day.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Not on the wontons, it's in the small print. I like wontons.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I like my time, energy and effort being appreciated.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05I've got an idea! What about the three of us have lunch together?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You can't deny me that.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Especially as I promise to take you to that fancy French place
0:09:10 > 0:09:12you've been banging on about.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13And, as I've decided,
0:09:13 > 0:09:15it's about time I gave you that raise you were asking for.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do you think?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Great.- Let's do this.- Result.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I think "yours thankfully" has a friendlier ring to it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yes, if you want to add to
0:09:26 > 0:09:29the inane Americanisation of our mother tongue, it does.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's clearly "sincerely" or nothing.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34OK, enough of the tippety tapping.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Guys, I've just found a brand-new bling friend
0:09:37 > 0:09:39to add to our set of BFFs.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Guys, I'd like you to meet Kit #2. Meet Alex.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Tell the girls a bit about yourself, Al.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Well, pumpkin, where do I start?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52..and that was the year I heard Britney for the first time.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Even as a toddler, I knew. I mean, I just knew.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01We were kindred spirits, rhythmically.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- I don't mean to be rude, but Alex is no Kit.- It's the glasses, isn't it?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08They're putting you off. Maybe he can get contacts.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11No, he's just incredibly boring.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16He is not! He's glamtastic, amazalicious and fab-o-mundo.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And he's here to stay.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24What was I talking about? Oh, yes, moi!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28You know what this chico is, chica? The rebound BLF.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You're only with him because he reminds you of Kit.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34From what I hear, he is no Kit Karter.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36For your information, this is no rebound.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I actually really like Alex, a lot. In fact, everyone likes him.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Apparently, he's got 5,000 Twitter followers and counting.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, stop, you're embarrassing me! It's all true, however.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- They like me, she likes me, I like me. Who doesn't like me?- Me.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Just end this, idiota. You can't bear him or his boring stories any more.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- That's not true!- Look, my friend,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02you're about as much fun as my parakeet, Diego, back in Nerja.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03And Diego is dead.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04SQUAWK!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- But I thought what we had was so special, Sarah!- It's Sadie!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10You may think she likes you,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12but I know the truth is that she'd rather pull off her pinkies
0:11:12 > 0:11:15and shove them in her ears before she hears another word
0:11:15 > 0:11:18from your "me, me, me, me," mouth.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- You monster!- No! Alex!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Unbelievable!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29You're very welcome.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31It wasn't a compliment!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You are SO not getting away with this, chico.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Madre mia!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Well, um...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47The coleslaw's great, isn't it?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Keith's a big fan of coleslaw. Aren't you, Keith?
0:11:50 > 0:11:56- Just like you, Bev. Eh? - Yeah, but I prefer chow mein.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Anybody see the footy last night?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Bev loves the beautiful game, don't you, lovely?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Almost as much as you, Keith. - It's all right.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Prefer rugby.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Come on, you two, you've got to have something in common, eh?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Fine, all right! That's it. I give up on the pair of you. Be free, go!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Watch the hair!- Ooh, the hair!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21That's 10 quid's worth of Silky Bean gel you just disturbed there, Steve.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25No... You use Silky Bean? That's like bottled gold.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Have you tried the shine enhancer?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Obviously. With the appropriate wax spray, yeah?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Rocking it already, darling.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38I don't believe it! There you are, you've got something in common.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42That's why I swear by a diffuser. It doesn't fry the follicles.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Do you know Silky Bean does an intense conditioner?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Yeah, they do. It's import only.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I can get it for you, through my wondrous weave contact.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Can I steal Bev for a sec? - Yes, please. Feel free. Fine.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57What is wrong with you? What are you doing? What are you talking about?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What's going on, Sass?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Look, I don't want to get anyone in trouble... Well, actually I do.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- ..but Rico is out of control in that salon.- Why, what did he do?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09He smashed the salon mirror. Right in front of me.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Had this diva fit because I said my tips were untidy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15What? I've got to get him punished properly.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- No!- Yuh-huh.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I mean, you said he was a firebrand
0:13:19 > 0:13:21but I didn't realise he could be that sparky.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24You should so take the mirror money out of his wages.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'll do more than that...
0:13:28 > 0:13:32OK, Jakey-boy, there's just four cartons of this fiery madras
0:13:32 > 0:13:35standing between us and that 3D TV.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Fill your boots.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40MUSIC: "Pound The Alarm" by Nicki Minaj
0:13:40 > 0:13:41HE SCREAMS
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# We 'bout to get up and burn this floor
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# You know we getting hotter...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- See, that wasn't so bad? - Yeah, easy peasy.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54# Let's shut it down
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Yo, what I gotta do to show these girls that I own them
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Some call me Nicki And some call me Roman
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Skeeza, pleeza I'm in Ibiza, whoa
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Giuseppe Zannotti My own sneaker... #
0:14:03 > 0:14:06See? I reckon we're doing pretty well,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- considering how hot this stuff is. - Totalistically.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- We're going to down that way faster than anyone else.- All right, boys?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Madras, that's my favourite.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23# Music makes me high... #
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Keith, hands off! These are our practice dishes
0:14:25 > 0:14:28for the curry eating competition at the Bop-a-mundo Bollywood.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Curry eating competition?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Whoever eats four fiery dishes the fastest
0:14:33 > 0:14:36wins a 67-inch plasma screen 3D TV.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Well, that plasma's as good as mine. - BOTH: Huh?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41They don't call me "Chilli Pepper Keith"
0:14:41 > 0:14:44down Tanisha's Tandoori for nothing, do they?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46But it's our TV. We need it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Well, you're going to have to bring it at the curry comp then, ain't ya?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Oh, oh, oh
0:14:55 > 0:14:59# Come fill my glass up a little more... #
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Consider it brung.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# Let's burn this floor
0:15:03 > 0:15:06# You know we getting hotter and hotter
0:15:06 > 0:15:07# Sexy and hotter
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# Let's shut it down. #
0:15:10 > 0:15:12HE SCREAMS
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Man on fire!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23HE SIGHS
0:15:23 > 0:15:28I really do have to get back to work, my potato-cake-loving queen.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Ahh, schnoodlitis.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Until the next time, adieu.- Ahh.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40What's up, little bug?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42We think Ajay might have been wrong about the whole
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- "write to your councillor" thing. - Whatever makes you say that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Because we got a reply saying our communication is being processed
0:15:49 > 0:15:52and we have to fill in five health and safety forms,
0:15:52 > 0:15:56three community questionnaires and we have to send off our passports.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Then they'll aim to get back to us within the next six to 12 months.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- So?- The car park's being built in two weeks.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08If I didn't know any better, I might think Ajay wanted to stall us.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12You're being ridonculous. My little Ajay only wants to help.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Really? Where exactly did you meet him, Miss V?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Right here. I served him
0:16:18 > 0:16:22a double latte, no coffee, extra milk
0:16:22 > 0:16:24exactly three weeks ago today.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28The exact same day they announced the building of the car park.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Not giving it all that now, are we, Rico?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Man, I bet Bev gave you such an earful. I bet she took you down.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- I bet she...- She fired me.- Huh?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- But I just wanted her to bawl you out.- Me? Why?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Because you ruined everything with Alex, that's why.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I finally find my bling friend to replace Kit
0:16:53 > 0:16:54and then you scare him away.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Alex won't even take my calls any more,
0:16:56 > 0:16:58never mind go to the bop with me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Look, I say it like it is. You want the truth? Don't come to Rico Town.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Alex was dull.- He was not.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09What was I talking about? Oh, yes, moi.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12OK, yes, he was quite dull, but you didn't have to be so rude about it.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17I saved you from being bored to death. I actually did you a favour.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Why?- Because I like you, chica. Only as a friend, don't get excited.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25The boy from Nerja is a free agent.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I think you are funny, crazy, klutzy,
0:17:29 > 0:17:30and your hair is...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Meh! But it all kind of worked, like a donkey in a porkpie hat.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Thanks...I think.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Anyway, I have to go now.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm practising my Bollywood moves at four,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46then I'm shopping for a new outfit to wear at the bop at five.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Wow, that sounds like my perfect day.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Then I'm practising even more Bollywood moves
0:17:51 > 0:17:53in my new Bop-a-mundo Bollywood outfit at six.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57OMLG, you're my perfect BLF!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You're as outrageous as Kit, as outspoken as Kit,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02as rude and as opinionated and, let's face it,
0:18:02 > 0:18:03as fabulicious as him too.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Hey, you're right. We would make perfect BLFs...
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Pity you got me fired, you lying, backstabbing serpiente!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Wait, wait, wait, wait! Um, what if I got you your job back?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18With a pay rise...and free weaves?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Deal.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Right, the only way we can defeat Keith
0:18:24 > 0:18:26in the curry eating competition
0:18:26 > 0:18:32- and to bag that 3D TV is to man up with the madras.- Uh, yeah...
0:18:32 > 0:18:35The only way we're going to do that is to familiarise ourselves
0:18:35 > 0:18:38with the Sindara Mahala way of eating.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Sindara Mahala, is that a place? - Affirmative.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's on the high Street, next to the kebab shop.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46That's where my dad got all this grub from.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Anything we don't eat, he'll clean up later.- But what exactly is it?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Listen in, soldier. Daal, phal, vindaloo, tindaloo and kamizcurry.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Sunil at the restaurant assures me
0:18:56 > 0:18:59that these are his fieriest favourites.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02If we can get this little lot down, then we will achieve our mission
0:19:02 > 0:19:06and the curry eating competition will be in the bag.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10As the Marines say, "Train hard, fight easy."
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I don't know, Danny, it looks like an awful lot.
0:19:13 > 0:19:19Listen here, you horrible little man,
0:19:19 > 0:19:24you don't want to play Ninja Warlord on a TV bigger than yourself?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32HE SCREAMS
0:19:34 > 0:19:37We're doomed.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42So let me get this straight, Rico did not smash the salon mirror?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44No, I totally lied. It was me.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46See, the thing was, I thought I'd found my new bling friend,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48but it turned out he was a bore
0:19:48 > 0:19:52and Rico was a beast to him, but for all the right reasons.
0:19:52 > 0:19:59So, could he have his job back, with a pay rise and free weaves, please?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah, he can have his job back,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03but his pay rise will be in Silky Bean vouchers
0:20:03 > 0:20:08and the weaves will be discontinued stock. Perm pastel shades.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Hmm... He'll take it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Yes! How fabulicious is this?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I've got Rico back, Rico's got his job back
0:20:15 > 0:20:18and we've both got four hours to get ready for the bop.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- I don't think so.- You can check the time if you don't...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I don't think you're going to the bop.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26You've lied to Bev, you've lost Rico his job
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and you've smashed the salon mirror.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You're grounded, Sadie Jenkins.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I must say, that sari's very becoming on you, Delia.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Enough with the flanneling...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- BOTH: Mr King.- Excuse me?
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- We know you own King Car Parks.- In fact, you're THE King of Car Parks.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Well, that's a lie.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48OK, maybe not a "lie" lie.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51That's why you wanted to get us tied up in all that red tape.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You're flattening the play area behind this place
0:20:53 > 0:20:55and you didn't want any opposition to it.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Fine, it's true. Sue me.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00No, actually, don't.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03What I still don't get is why you had to spend all that time
0:21:03 > 0:21:07schmoozing Miss V when the deal was practically in the bag?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Because, babcock, he knows that I know
0:21:09 > 0:21:12that this diner and surrounding area...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19..are built on top of an ancient well.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28PENNY SPLASHES
0:21:28 > 0:21:31When this diner was originally built,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33they were more relaxed about the planning laws.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37But if someone were to remind the authorities of the existence
0:21:37 > 0:21:41of this well, the King of Car Parks' car park would be kapoof.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- No!- Hang on, why didn't you say any of this before?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I quite liked the idea of extra car park spaces at the back.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50It meant more customers, which equals more moolah,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53but not any more. Rat of love.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Vonda, you can't do this to me.
0:21:55 > 0:22:01Yes, I was buttering you up in order to ensure my 300-space multi-storey
0:22:01 > 0:22:06went ahead without a hitch, but what we had, it was so special.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'm your little Jajay.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Well, j-jog on, J-Jajay.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I want to be wanted for something more than just an ancient well.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24And if you add the relaxant on the hair first,
0:22:24 > 0:22:28and then add the Silky Bean solution, the curls go crazy bigger.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30You really think I can get away with curls?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Sure! Because you've already got a demi wave, see?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34You know what a demi wave is, don't you?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37And we don't want to, thank you. I don't want to.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42I love you, Bev, you know that. And I...like you, Keith, I always have.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45You know, but together, you're a nightmare.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I really wanted you to get on, I did, but this has just gone too far.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Say what? - I just can't cope with it any more.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Nobody's looking at me, nobody's talking to me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I don't even have hair!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Look, it's great that you're sharing interests, yeah?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01But please, just share it when I'm not here. Yeah?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Got you, boss, loud and clear.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- It's fine by me.- OK, great, thanks.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- See you, then, Steve. - Yeah, bye, boss.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Charming!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16So, who wants to get hot, hot, hot?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19APPLAUSE
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Two strawberry squish-berry shaka-laka shakes.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30OMGB, Sass, this has to be the busiest,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32noisiest, most insane Y bop ever.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And the problem is? It sounds brill-tastic.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Yes, if you've had a brain bypass. Now, where are you?- Grounded.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Even though I'd just found the perfect BLF to go to the bop with.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- BTW, is Rico there yet?- Who's Rico?
0:23:45 > 0:23:50Oh, he's about yea high, cute hair, wearing a "J-Lo is my Gaga" T-shirt.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52OMLG, got to go!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- What are you doing here? - Busting you out, stupido.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- We have a Bop-a-mundo Bollywood to bop at.- What if my dad checks?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I just left him fixing my father's motorcycle from Nerja.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04He will be long time - it has no engine.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Genius! I'm so sorry I got you fired, Rico.- It's OK, chica.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10But do it again and I will crush you like the cobaya cracks the nut.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Oh, wait, I don't have a sari. - It's in the bag, chica.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15In my bag!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Gaga, he's good!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Let's get "curried" away! Come on!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
0:25:07 > 0:25:09BOTH: Yes!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12So, we have a winner. Well, two winners.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14But how?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- So, where's the high-tech gadget package?- With our 3D TV?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Well, I'm afraid that that prize went walkies
0:25:21 > 0:25:23when my admirer Ajay did.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Instead, Tanisha's Tandoori Palace is giving the winners
0:25:27 > 0:25:29a year's supply of...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31curry!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34THEY SCREAM
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- I thought you were grounded. - I was until my new BFF sprung me.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Deeds, I would like you to meet the brill-tastic, the amazamongous,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- the...- I think she gets the picture. Rico Enriquez, pleased to meet you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Delia Baxter.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51How faboush is he? It's like Kit never left...ish.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Great! Does this mean I get to be the nerdy unstylish one
0:25:54 > 0:25:56with the weird Space Cargo obsession again?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00You like that show? Oh, my Captain Skylo, I adore Cargo Espacio!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- It's fantastico.- He's in.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Come on, it's Rico time.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# Jai ho
0:26:07 > 0:26:08# Jai ho
0:26:08 > 0:26:10# Baila, baila
0:26:11 > 0:26:13# Baila, baila
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# Jai ho
0:26:15 > 0:26:16# Baila, baila
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Jai ho. #
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Nerja.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ner-ja.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Ner-ha!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Nah-haa.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Nerja!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Noer-huh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Spain.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Spain. See, that wasn't so hard!
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