0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Look at the time! - As soon as I check out my new hairdo!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07This baby cost me a ton of moolah. But it was totally worth it.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11It looks great from this angle... from this angle...from this angle!
0:00:11 > 0:00:12It's Taylor Time!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Taylor always texts me at 3.47.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17It's our smiley face text.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20But now it's 3.51 and no smiley face!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23I know it sounds lame but just wait till you're in love.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Plus, he's only texted me eight times today.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28He usually texts me 27 times.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And that's a difference of...
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Well it's less, isn't it?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Plus I never see him any more
0:00:33 > 0:00:36because he's always at these stupid guitar lessons now!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Would these be the stupid guitar lessons that you made him go to?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Guitar players are cool!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Maybe I've made him so cool that he's too cool for ME now.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Maybe he's hung up on some really, really, cool girl instead,
0:00:48 > 0:00:49who's like super, super, super cool!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Cool down! Why don't you just go and ask him?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55OMLG! He's on the phone!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And not to me!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02See, I really like Sadie and I don't want to hurt her feelings but...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05my heart's just not in it. I can't carry on...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm just going to have to tell her.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10OMLG I have made him too cool for me!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12What can I get you?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Vhy are we hiding?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'm dealing with a crisis here - Taylor's going to dump me!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Oh, look, I have spelt "baked potato" with two Os.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24"Baked pootato".
0:01:24 > 0:01:25No wonder nobody orders them.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Miss V! I need your help. You're ancient...
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- I mean, more experienced.- Hmm...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Boyfriend trouble, eh?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Vell, you know that the vay to a man's heart is through his stomach.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Yeah, in 1957 maybe.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41No, no, it's not old-fashioned, it's "retro".
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well at least that's what my new book says.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46How to Woo a Man
0:01:46 > 0:01:50in 597 Easy Steps - guaranteed!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Step 63 - cook him a romantic meal.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Cook who a romantic meal?- Ah... You!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Yes, you're always cooking for me -
0:02:00 > 0:02:03so I thought it's my turn to cook a romantic meal for you!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Which is totally retro, and not at all old-fashioned!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Uh, OK. Well, I can't eat prawns...
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- There'll be candles and music... - ..or kidney beans...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- ..superdelish courses... - ..or lamb...
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- I'm doing it tonight!- ..bananas.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Are you sure you don't want me to cook?- No! I'm cooking!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- It'll be totally taste-a-mondo! - Uh, OK, well, seven at yours?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Sounds great, see you there.- OK.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29Perfectamondo. Relationship is saved, crisis over.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33OMLG, I can't cook.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# Won't somebody tell me why
0:02:37 > 0:02:40# I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# Give me a break
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# They've got attitude, Kind of cute
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# But when they're in trouble Tricks are good
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# To save the day, to save the day
0:02:51 > 0:02:52# I'd love another girl Around the place
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Could you be her?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Someone to back me up so I always
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Have the last word
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# I guess it's hard To be the only girl
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# In a boys' world
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Girl, girl
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# In a boys' world
0:03:07 > 0:03:10# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive
0:03:10 > 0:03:11# Mental attitude
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Understanding, kind and sensitive
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Don't want gratitude
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# I just don't wanna be The only girl
0:03:17 > 0:03:20# In a boys' world. #
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Sass! Sass alert.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Have you seen her?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Never mind her, have you seen my hair?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's like a "wow" on my head, no?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29It's just parted differently.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Wrong answer!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I need to see Sadie, I need to tell her my big news -
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm on Buy Buy Buy!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37You're going already?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41No, "Buy Buy Buy" as in "shop, shop, shop" - the shopping channel.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I entered their Fabulously Futuristic gadget competition
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and my "Filet" - a fluorescent, stain resistant gilet -
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- has been shortlisted.- Shortlisted!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Bueno! Shortlisted... What is shortlisted?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56It means that everyone on the shortlist has an hour
0:03:56 > 0:03:57to sell their product
0:03:57 > 0:03:58LIVE on TV tonight.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Whoever gets the most sales wins
0:04:00 > 0:04:03and their product gets launched nationwide.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's going to be HUGE!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10If I play my cards right, it could fund my entire education at NASA!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Coolio!- Exactamondo. Now please, think, have you seen Sadie?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17She promised she'd be my model on TV tonight.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Why you not ask me to model? Back in Nerja I do much modelling.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I model jackets, I model trousers, I can even combine the two.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29I am very versatile. And with my new hair, I am even better!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Sorry, Rico, I've already asked Sadie.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35And, besides, every time you help me, things go wrong.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Remember that young eco-farmers convention?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41How was I to know the muck spreader was on?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43And the time you tried to help me with
0:04:43 > 0:04:45my revolutionary new chocolate fountain prototype?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52That was two times, chica. I'm sorry, OK? I just wanted to be a good amigo.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55But this time, with my fantastico hair and amazing modelling skills,
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I can finally make it up you.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Check out my signature model poses. Del Toro!
0:05:03 > 0:05:04OK, three times.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Oh, yes, operation Don't Get Dumped is in the bag.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Sadie! Sadie! Sadie!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20And now operation Don't Get Dumped is on my face.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- And on the floor.- Sorry, Sass, but this is an emergency!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I've been shortlisted for the Buy Buy Buy competition.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Come on, we need to go to the studio now.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Um, I don't think so, I'm a little busy tonight, Deeds,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35because I have to cook Taylor a romantic meal, which, BTW,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37you've ruined, because he wants to dump me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38My heart is just not in it!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40So, you're going to cook for him?!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It's like the women's vote never happened!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of came about. I panicked!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I panicked. What am I going to do?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- You?! What am- I- going to do?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Without a model I'm not going to sell any filets -
0:05:53 > 0:05:57that money was going to fund my education at NASA. Please, Sass,
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- I really need a model. - Look Deeds, how do I put this? NO!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You think you're a model? Yay! You've got the gig!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09What if I don't WANT the gig?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm in! I'm in!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Makeover emergency!!
0:06:16 > 0:06:21- You don't look that bad.- Not me! This place!- Says who?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Says Leona from year ten! - Leona from year ten?!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29# Winner takes over, yea-ea-eah... #
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Jake, we've been through this - Leona's three years older than you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Which in girl years is ten years older than you,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38plus I saw her first!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42# Winner takes over, yea-ea-eah... #
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Yeah, but you didn't invite her round to the tree house today.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48And she didn't say, "Yes," to YOU!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Leona is coming here?!- Yuh-huh.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52HE READS TEXT MESSAGE
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Our what?!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, she's a big interior design buff,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01in fact that's the only reason why she is coming.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- But we don't have a "Rad Bad Teen Pad"!- Exactly!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- That's why this place needs a makeover!- Argh!- Argh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:14 > 0:07:16INDISTINCT HAYLEY ON PHONE
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Don't worry, Hayley, babe, I'm almost on my way.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I've been looking forward to tonight all week.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Just got one or two little jobs to finish.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- 'Don't be late.' - Course I won't be late.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Yeah, I know I said that last time, and the time before.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah and that time, too. Only this time, it's true.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- 'See you later.'- OK, yeah.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37All right. Love you. Bye!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, wait a minute, I've finished! Yes!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47FANFARE
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Not too shabby, Keith! Date time!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56HORN BLARES Sorry, we're closed!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Come back tomorrow.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You can't be closed, it's a mechanical emergency!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Sorry, there's no way I can do another job,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04no matter what it is or who it's for.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Heh-heh-heh! Hey.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Unless, of course, it's for my boss's brother-in-law
0:08:09 > 0:08:12who's come all the way from California especially.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- All right, Earl?- You didn't have to get all dressed up for me...
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Hi, babe, I might be a teeny bit late.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Check me and my bad self out, I actually cooked this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26In your face, Delia.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Mm, surprisingly not grimalicious at all.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh... Um...
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Might need some salt... a bit of ketchup and, um...
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- DOORBELL RINGS - Perfect timing!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ciao! Bella! Bella!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54All right, love? Learning French, are you?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Not "Bella! Bella!" It's my Auntie Shirl!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- What are you doing here? - Didn't your dad tell you?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm babysitting you lot
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- whilst Earl goes to his UFO meeting in Slough.- Babysitting?!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- UFO meeting?! - It's a long story, love.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09He's next door in the garage now with Keith -
0:09:09 > 0:09:12his trike's playing up, so he'd best get it fixed 'fore he heads off.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Let me get this straight, you're staying here all evening?- Of course.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, brilltastic...
0:09:18 > 0:09:22And by "brilltastic", I mean "disasteramondo"!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25'Stand by studio. On air in two minutes.'
0:09:25 > 0:09:28This time I know I will truly help you, Delia,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31and no-one'll get covered in horrible brown stuff.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Then you say, "Hey Rico, what a great guy."
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Rico, could you just...
0:09:36 > 0:09:40In fact with my magnificent modelling skills and this hair,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44we will sell more fillitups than you can shake a fillitup at!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Just put the filet on already and start modelling, OK?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50We'll never sell any if you're not even wearing it!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52OK, OK, whatever you say.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Maybe we should think a bit outside the box.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Wearing the fillitup is a bit obvious, no? Oooh. Idea bulb flash!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Why not add chi-chi belt and brooch?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Make it real high fashion.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's not high fashion. It's a practical utility garment!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Just put it on, you...pea brain!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I knew I should never have let you model!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17This is going to be a disaster! Goodbye, nationwide launch.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Goodbye, NASA education. I haven't got a hope!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# I need a hero
0:10:22 > 0:10:26# I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
0:10:27 > 0:10:30# He's got to be strong and he's got to be fast
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# And he's got to be fresh from the fight... #
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sorry, can't talk, I've got a show to do.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Captain Skylo! - I think you mean Tom Roberts -
0:10:39 > 0:10:41actor formerly known as Captain Skylo,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44also seen as quizzical dad in bread advert.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49But now, manly but approachable presenter on Buy Buy Buy,
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Bargain hour!- It's Dede, Delia Baxter, your superfan.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- We met last year.- Really? How lovely for you.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Nina, darling, could I get some blush? I'm positively peaky.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05OMLG! Tom Roberts is the presenter?! Fantastalistic!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Perhaps tonight won't be such a disaster after all!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10How do you like my filet snood?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK, I've figured it out.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14No need to panic.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I just need to get my cringetastic Auntie Shirl out of the way,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21then Taylor and I can enjoy our romantic meal in peace.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Then of course he'll realise I'm far too fabulicious to dump
0:11:24 > 0:11:27and we'll be happy together for ever, amen.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Mm-hm! This tastes great! You didn't have to cook for us, Sass.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36You have got to be kidding me! What are you still doing here?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You're supposed to be at your alien meeting!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Don't say the "A" word, babe.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Earl seems to think he had a close encounter
0:11:44 > 0:11:48with an extraterrestrial a few years back.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53That's why he's off to the "UFO abductee support group"
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I hope it'll help him face his fears.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01And stop screaming and running round the house of a night shouting,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03"Not the tentacles! Not the tentacles!"
0:12:03 > 0:12:06OK. Not weird much.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10I can't leave till Keith fixes my bike, though. That was slamming!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Can I get some more?- No. Cos you've completely eaten all of it!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Why don't you go check on the trike, Earl?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21The support group's meeting for nibbles at seven,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23you don't want to be late, love.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28I'm pretty tired, Shirl, honey. Maybe I'll head off in the morning.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30No! No! No!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35You should definitely go now! Come on! Face those fears!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Preferably in the next five minutes! - What about more pasta?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yes.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- One down! Yes! - DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:42 > 0:12:44No!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Are you going to answer that, or what?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Or what, what?
0:12:50 > 0:12:57Oh, that? No. No, it's broken. It just rings randomly. Like that.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Been doing it all night. I wouldn't worry.- Let me have a look at it.- No!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- No! No! Because you have to go into the kitchen!- Why?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08To see the...mop...and tea towels! They are new. You'll love them!
0:13:13 > 0:13:19- Hi, Sadie.- Let's whisper! It's...romantic.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Is it?- Yeah.- OK. So what's cooking?
0:13:23 > 0:13:28That's a good question! You just wait there.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I will be right...back.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- Shirl? Shirl? Shirl? Shirl? Shirl? - DOORBELL RINGS
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Shirl?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING
0:13:47 > 0:13:50There's nothing wrong with this doorbell.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Oh, hello, love, who are you?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
0:13:56 > 0:13:57This is never going to work!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59We need to find out the look Leona likes
0:13:59 > 0:14:01then change the place accordingly.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04How? It's not like Leona is going to put all her "likes" and "dislikes"
0:14:04 > 0:14:06up on the net for everyone to see.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Leona likes...
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- any soft furnishings by Dolce and Gabanna.- Too expensive.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Chandeliers.- We'll never get one of those up that ladder.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- And anything in Day-Glo.- Perfect!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Dad's got loads of Day-Glo paint in the garage!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21"Rad Bad Teen Pad" here we come!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Ta da!- You fixed it?- Yep.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Hence the "ta da". - Wow. That was quick.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I couldn't really find anything wrong with it.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39All right, babe? Panic over.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm all done. You're at the restaurant already?
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Just order me some starters, I'll be right there!- Uh, Keith?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- What have you done?!- I just looked at it and it did that.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Look, babe, I'll definitely be there for the main course. I promise.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I never thought I'd see the day.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Little tomboy Sadie stepping out with a young man.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yes, all right, I've got a boyfriend, Aunty Shirl.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Probably not for much longer.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15She was always covered in snot as a child. Very mucousy, weren't you?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I was not! Auntie Shirl, Taylor doesn't want to hear about this.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20I really don't mind.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Well, in that case, let me get the photo albums out.- No!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Sadie?- Yes?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- There's something I must tell you.- No.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31At least wait till after dinner before you tell me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32No, I really have to tell you now.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- Agh! Dumping in T minus five...four...three...- Here we are!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- ..two...one.- See!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42There she is. Look, cut her own hair in that one too.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I've never seen a fringe like that have you?- OK, enough!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Auntie Shirl, I need to talk to you about something else in the kitchen.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I hope it's better than the mop and the tea towels.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Never mind the mop and tea towels! Can't you see I'm trying to cook
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Taylor a romantic meal so he won't dump me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02My heart's just not in it...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04But now Earl's eaten the romantic meal
0:16:04 > 0:16:06and you've been banging on about what an ugly kid I was.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08So he's definitely going to dump me!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You think Taylor's going to dump you
0:16:10 > 0:16:11so you're cooking him a romantic meal?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Does the word "feminism" mean nothing to you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15You don't have to do all this!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Oh, don't you start. What am I going to do?- Aw, cutch up.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Don't worry. We'll just cook him something else.- Out of what?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- I've used everything in the cupboards.- Chillax, babes.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I can make a meal out of anything.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31How do you think Earl and me survive on the road?
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- My roadkill stew is legendary. Pass me that bowl.- Result!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40And once the bike's fixed, Earl will be gone
0:16:40 > 0:16:43and I promise to stay in here for the rest of the evening.
0:16:43 > 0:16:49- Pinky promise.- Double result! Ow, man, you've got muscular pinkies.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- All ready?- As we'll ever be. I'm so glad you're here, Captain.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Don't do the Space Cargo salute, sweetie. I've moved on.- Oh, sorry.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03So, selling wise, I thought what we could do...
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- There is no "we" in presenting, Dalia.- It's Delia. Dede Baxter.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Look, Baxter, just follow my lead, don't interrupt me
0:17:10 > 0:17:13and it had better sell in the 30 minute time slot or you're toast!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16And we're on in three, two, one.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Hello and welcome back to Buy Buy Buy.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Our next item is part our Fabulously Futuristic gadget competition.
0:17:22 > 0:17:30- The Fillit.- Filet!- Del Toro!- OK... Tell me all about it, BeBe.- Dede.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Well I first got the idea for the filet...- Amazing!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34But I haven't finished.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37So as you can see it's a wonderfully versatile fashion item...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39No, it's not! It's a practical utility...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41So easy to accessorise -
0:17:41 > 0:17:44wear it with a hat, a watch or a jaunty scarf.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47You're missing the point, it's stain resistant!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Watch how this week old bucket of gravy simply slides off.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Are you crazy! This cut cost me mucho moolah. Gravy is a no go!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58OK, let's check our sales screen!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Ah. No sales as yet.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Not to worry,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- I'm sure it's just a matter of time, Kiki.- Argh!
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Voila! Cooked by my own fair hands!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Hmm, delicious.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Through his stomach right to his heart. Yes!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Look, Sadie, what I wanted to tell you before was...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29That you had no idea what an amazing and totes cool girlfriend you have?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Who can also cook?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Which is not anti-feminist. Keep eating, keep eating!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39No, it wasn't that. I was....
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Thadie, whath's in thith dinnuh?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What's wrong with your voice?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And your hands?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55And your face?!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Arrrgghhh!
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- What's going on?- Shirl, remind me again what I put in this?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Whelks, aubergines, cheese string and bananas.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- It's my "Whelkyaubercheeseynana" special.- Buh nuh nuh muh muh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I don't understand! Write it down!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Do charades.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Is it a film?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30You're allergic to bananas.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33You have been since you were 12 and a half!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38They bring you out in hives and you swell up like a Lilo.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- What?! I'm good at this game. - OMLG, Shirl,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- I can't believe you cooked him bananas!- Buh?- I mean...
0:19:47 > 0:19:54OMLG, me, I can't believe I cooked us bananas! Doofus!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yo, Hayley, I'm done now. You're done too?
0:19:59 > 0:20:06Oh, just get me some ice cream then. You've already paid the bill?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09One of the waiters is taking you dancing?
0:20:10 > 0:20:16Could you at least get me a doggy bag? Hello? Hay...
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- I think I just lost Hayley. - Oh, that stinks.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- Still, on the plus side, your trike's fixed...- Great work.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32..again.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Hey, what's that behind you?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Is that a cat or a rat?- What?- Where? Over there!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's a cat-rat hybrid!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42No arguing with a little cat-rat...
0:20:44 > 0:20:51- What are you doing?- Oh... Oh, well, I'm just checking this out.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55I knew it! You've been sabotaging this trike all night!
0:20:55 > 0:21:02- Why, Earl? Why?- It's a fair cop. I just can't go to that UFO meeting.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm just too scared.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09You see, I had a real, real, close encounter with an extraterrestrial.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- And it's scarred me for life. - Extraterrestrial? You mean...
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Don't say the bad word!- Listen.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- Everyone knows extraterrestrials don't exist.- You don't know nothing!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24It was 20 years back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28I was riding alone through Death Valley, California.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Picture it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:39When I came to, I was upside down in a gulch, my bike was gone
0:21:39 > 0:21:42and I was covered in slime.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48And all I could remember was the tentacles.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53The tentacles... The tentacles!
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Oh, you see, that's why I can't go, Keith! You can't make me!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Please, don't make me! - Don't worry, I'm not.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01In fact, I'm going to go
0:22:01 > 0:22:04and tell Shirl right now there's no way you can go!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Oh...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09OK, we're getting viewer feedback now
0:22:09 > 0:22:13"This fillit is a fashion fiasco!" Thanks Hilary from Birkenhead!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Let's check on those sales again!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Somebody buy one! Please!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I want to go to NASA.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22It's OK, Dede! I'm going to turn my modelling up to 11!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- With full hair!- Oh, come on, people, it's a lovely colour...
0:22:26 > 0:22:30No, it's not! It's high visibility! You're not selling it right!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34It's stain resistant! That's the USP!
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Do not tell me what to do on my own show! Don't you get it, Deana?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I have to make sure every item sells every night, or I lose my job.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45My Buy Buy Buy boss makes Lord Sugar look like Holly Willoughby!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I need this! I can't go back to the scent counter at Super Scents.
0:22:48 > 0:22:54- I won't go back! I won't!- 'Still on air, Tom! Tom!'- Fine, I give up.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58I tried my best hardest but neither of you are willing to help me!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Even though I spent the best part of my youth
0:23:00 > 0:23:02worshipping you on Space Cargo!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06And I gave you your first ever UK modelling gig, but your stupid
0:23:06 > 0:23:10hair is too important to actually model my filet properly!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13So, I say we cover the tree house in Day-Glo paint.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Leona sees the Day-Glo paint, falls in love with me and...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Hello, I saw her first, remember. I had dibs.- Yeah, but who did she text?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Not you! Plus we've been texting each other for ages.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25How did you get her phone number?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- I bet you bribed her little sister with sweets.- How dare you!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I would never do that. It was crisps.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Anyway, all's fair in love and war.- Exactly.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- And Leona will be my girlfriend! - Mine!- Mine!- Mine.- Mine!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Mine.- Mine!- Mine!- Hi, boys!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49'Only two minutes left, Tom.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51'Find a way to shift these things.'
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Custard! Egg!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Is there nothing this stain resistant filet won't resist?!- Yes.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- It simply washes off!- It's Delilah's fabulous fluorescent filet.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06You see it simply washes off.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Clean dry and stain free in a flash
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Hurrah! It's selling!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Hotter than a hot cake on hot cake Tuesday.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16OMLG, you guys, you're amazing!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19What else have I got? Gravy!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20They get the picture.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Jam!
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Next up after the commercials
0:24:24 > 0:24:27on our competition shortlist -
0:24:27 > 0:24:29it's not a knife, it's not a spoon, it's a sknoon!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32See you in two ticks!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33- And we're off air.- Finally,
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- I can get out of this thing.- Looks like someone's going to NASA.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43There. That should help with the itching.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45At least your tongue's almost back to normal.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Therth's thomething I've been trying to tell you all evening.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- I know. You're going to dump me. Let's get it over with.- Huh?
0:24:51 > 0:24:56No, I'm not. I was worried, you were going to dump me.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58What? But why?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I only texthed you eight thimesth today, I thought you'd be mad.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Me? Mad? I didn't even notice.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Look, it's great you got me theseth guitar lessonth,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10but they're taking up tho much of my time that I'm hardly theeing you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15So, I've told my guitar teacher, Mrs Hendrixth, that I'm giving them up.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- That's what you wanted to tell me? - Yeth.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- I didn't need to cook you a romantic meal?- No.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I thought it wasth weird.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- You know, upholding the thexitht thtereotpyeth.- I didn't mean to!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27It just sort of... It doesn't matter.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I've still got a boyfriend!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I've still got a boyfriend! I've still got...
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- I'm doing this out loud, aren't I? - Yes.- Oops.- Shirl!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44If you love your husband, don't make him go to that UFO meeting.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47You can't make him relive that alien nightmare!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51He's right, babe, I don't want to go. Please don't make me!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54But, Earl, love, you need to deal with this!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I can't keep waking every night with you screaming.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Everyone knows aliens don't really exist.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03YELLING AND SCREAMING
0:26:08 > 0:26:12YELLING AND SCREAMING
0:26:15 > 0:26:17What's going on?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Arrrrhhhhhgggghhhh!
0:26:49 > 0:26:53You know what, guys? This alien stuff's not so bad.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I was crazy to be so frightened of it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Yeah. It's not frightening at all.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01No, not at all.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04GROWLING ON TV
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Hey, grab me something to drink, will ya?
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd