0:00:02 > 0:00:04You have to come! We have a family ticket and Dad'll give you a lift.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07And still I say, this chico don't do camping.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Camping? Nuh-uh! Glamping! Middle Summer Fest is
0:00:11 > 0:00:14the most awesome mundacious teen festival of the year.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16All the coolest people on the planet will be there.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- PHONE BEEPS - Oh, and Dede.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Deedster, how awesome-mundacious is Middle Summer Fest?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Off the scale! Middle Summer Fest is better
0:00:24 > 0:00:28than the Cargonian paradise planet Elysium Five. You'll never believe
0:00:28 > 0:00:31who's been signing autographs in the Sci-Fi Yurt!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Tom Roberts!- Captain Skylo?!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35The very same.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I'm Tom's Best Fan Forever.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Or BFF, if you will.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42And so - he's promised to get us into the VIP area!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- BOTH: VIP?! - We're going to meet all the stars!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Jessie J, One Direction...
0:00:48 > 0:00:52and, on the international stage, Latin superstar Bebe Bueno.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Who?- Bebe Bueno!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56The Beyonce of Brazil!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57OMBB!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I told you! This is going to be the best summer, E to the V to the A!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04THUNDER CRASHES AND RUMBLES
0:01:04 > 0:01:06RAIN POURS
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, don't worry, Deeds, I'm sure it won't last.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12MUSIC PLAYS: "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Huh? - BOTH: Surprise!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Now, you know Bev can't be with us for Christmas,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18cos she's going to see her relatives up North.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22So we decided to have our own family celebrations tomorrow,
0:01:22 > 0:01:24half way to Christmas! June the 25th!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26But what about Middle Summer Fest?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Ah, yeah, we can go next year.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31BFFs! VIPs! OMLG!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33BOTH: Ho, ho, ho!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ho, ho, noooooo!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Give me a break
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# They got attitude, kinda cute
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# But when they're in trouble takes a girl
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- # To save the day!- To save the day!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55- # I'd love another girl around the place!- Could you be her?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- # Someone to back me up so I always - Have the last word
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# I guess it's hard to be the only girl
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# In a boys' world
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# Girl, girl
0:02:05 > 0:02:07# In a boys'...
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- # I know I'm strong because I've got a positive- Mental attitude
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- # Understanding, kind of sensitive - Don't want gratitude
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# I just don't wanna be the only girl
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# In a boys' world. #
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Right, now, Shirl and Earl's flight gets in at 6:15,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25so they should be here by 8:30.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27So it's stockings at 9. Crackers at 9:30.
0:02:27 > 0:02:319:45, we sing Christmas carols while I baste the turkey.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- The what now?- Oh, yeah, Bev's doing the turkey with all the trimmings.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Right! No more Packet Noodle with Rehydrated Turkey-Flavoured Pieces.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43What? But it's traditional! And what about Danny?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It was his turn to carve the pieces.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Yeah!- And you know Jake only eats processed food?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- True.- Never mind, boys. By lunchtime,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54you'll be so full of chocolate, you won't even notice.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Oh, chocolate for breakfast - the true meaning of Christmas.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You eat chocolate for breakfast every day!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Am I the only one who wants to stop this travesty?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, Ashlii! Thank Gaga!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06What is with all the Santa stuff?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10They want to have a family Christmas here tomorrow!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Christmas? Tomorrow?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Mm-hm!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Amazing! I love Christmas!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Has everyone except me gone absolutely bonkatron?!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Now, listen, everyone else is on board, all right?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- So don't go spoiling it for the rest of us.- Fine!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I promise...
0:03:30 > 0:03:33that Sassy J is going to Middle Summer Fest,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- whatever it takes. - THUMP!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Bah humbug!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47HE PLAYS "Price Tag" by Jessie J
0:03:47 > 0:03:50# Just wanna make the world dance
0:03:50 > 0:03:53# Forget about the price tag... #
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Thank you, chicas and chicos.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Please show your support in the usual way.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02LOUD BOOING
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Well...that went better than last week.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- I think I'm winning them round. - Okey-dokey.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Here is your artist's fee.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Minus deductions, which leaves you with two... No...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22One pence. Don't spend it all at once.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Deductions? What deductions?!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28For the redecoration. This whole wall will have to be repainted,
0:04:28 > 0:04:32which costs lots of moolah, unless you want to paint the wall yourself?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Get real, lady! Rico is an artist!
0:04:35 > 0:04:40I paint pictures with my music, not walls. Keep your moolah.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, my lady Gaga! Emergency!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Shakalaka Supershake, stat!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47With double double chocolate syrup and extra cream. And more cream.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48What's the crisis this time, chica?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Crisis? What crisis?! There's no crisis!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Is that shake ready yet?!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57A 3,000-calorie shake?! Girlfriend, there had so better be a crisis!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01OK, it's like this. But whatever you do...do not panic.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Dad and Bev want...
0:05:02 > 0:05:06..family celebrations tomorrow, half way to Christmas! June 25th!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08..instead of going to Middle Summer Fest.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12But this is terrible! You promised me a lift to the festival of midsummer!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16You promise! You promise! How am I get to see Bebe Bueno now?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Way to go, not panicking, Rico.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Answer me!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Chillaxio! This car-crash Christmas is toast.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- I've got it sorted. I've got a plan.- Aha!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27One of your trademark Sassy J sabotage schemes, yes?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Absototally!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Shakalaka Supershake, please,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32with triple whipped cream and cream on top,
0:05:32 > 0:05:33and more cream.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Who wants Christmas cookies? - BOTH: Me!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Bring the tray down when you're done.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45I'm off to wrap your prezzies.
0:05:45 > 0:05:51- No way!- Way. In fact, I bought you both the same thing.- The same thing?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- That's not fair! - How is that not fair?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I should get a better present than you, that's why.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Because I'm family!- Danny...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Christmas is about sharing the love in your heart with everyone.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Yeah, but I've way more love in my heart than Jake.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Plus I'm practically your son.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Just face it, Danny Boy, the Bev-meister likes me
0:06:10 > 0:06:12just as much as she likes you,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and she's not even dating my dad.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18That's because your dad is married to your mum!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Dur-brain! - All right, boys, that's enough!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- It's not a competition, you know. - No, course not...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28But I'm just glad I managed to get you a present, Bev,
0:06:28 > 0:06:29unlike the Jakester here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Don't listen to him, Bev, Bevvers, the Bevster.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36My prezzie for you is awesome!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Well, aren't I the lucky one, eh?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Eat those cookies before they get cold.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44You've SO not got her anything, have you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- Nope. You?- Nothing.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Yet.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Nobody ever said it was going to be easy,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56but if we work together, if we believe in ourselves,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59we follow our dreams, we can ruin Christmas for everyone!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- OK, chica, get to the plan. - OK, it's all written down here.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Shirl and Earl's flight details. We go online and cancel their tickets.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Then, we call up this food bank and donate the turkey.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12What? I'm helping the needy.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Then the masterstroke -
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Deeds has texted me this totally fail-proof chemical formula.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- OK, what will that do?- It'll make all the needles drop off the tree,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23which means Midsummer Christmas is T to the rashed!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Trashed! Impressed much?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- No.- Say what?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30So, you ruin Christmas. What will your father say?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32He will say, "Sadie you have been bad,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34"no Middle Summer Fest for you!"
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Duh, he's not going to know it was me!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Trust me, girlfriend. He will know.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Who else would come up with a plan like this?- No-one!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45It's totes Sassalistic! The plan has Sadie Jenkins written all over it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Oh!- Forget the lies!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50If you want to go to Middle Summer Fest, you must keep it real.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It is the only way. Tell him the truth!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Excuse me?- Look, imagine I'm your father. What would you say to me?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Err, what gives with the Spanish accent, Dad?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Seriously, that's all you've got?!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You know, I'm trying, but you're not giving me much, are you?- OK, er...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06AWKWARD DEEP VOICE: Motorcars. Spanner. Monkey wrench.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Chips! Now speak!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Dad, you just... you don't seem to get it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16This summer holiday was supposed to be our time.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18But suddenly...suddenly, it's all about Bev.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22And I feel like all those years we've spent together,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24they don't count for anything any more.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And what about Mum? Have you just forgotten her?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Because...sometimes, it feels like you have.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34OMLG! Where did that just come from?! Ha!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38From the heart, tia. And that is how you must speak to your papa.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42You're right. I'll torture Dad with emotional blackmail!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I did not say that!- I know, but I heard what you meant!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oi, Jenkins! Pick up your trash!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oi, Summers, you're the waitress, do your job.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Turkey's defrosted, the mince pies are in the oven
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and the stockings are on the mantle.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Now, do you want me to make up the beds for Shirl and Earl?- Oh?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Where are we going to put them? I suppose they could go on the sofa.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11OK, well, let's see.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Well, maybe Danny could move out for a couple of nights, stay with Jake,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and then, Keith could go in Danny's room...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Right, so we free up Keith's room for Shirl and Earl?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Oh, I dunno. I don't like asking the kid to move out.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- You know what he's like.- Well, we've got enough problems with Sadie.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28The last thing we need is him moping about and making a fuss.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, you never know, he might surprise you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32He's not a little boy any more.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34It'll do him good to go somewhere else.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35CUP CLINKS
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Still... It don't feel right to push him out like that.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43MOBILE PHONE RINGS You know... Oh...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh! Yo, ho, ho!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You looking forward to your Midsummer Christmas, then, Shirl?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49You what?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, you are joking!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Rico was right.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Emotional blackmail is so the way to go. Much better than...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Sabotage? This little scheme has got Sadie Jenkins written all over it!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Cancelling flights? Getting rid of the turkey?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11You've been trying to wreck this Christmas from the start.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Well, for once, you won't get your own way!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- But I didn't! - Don't even bother.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Christmas is happening tomorrow, whatever you say!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- But...- Ah! - I...- Ah!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23But you saw it, didn't you?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I mean, I scrunched up the plan, threw them away...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- they hit Ashlii...- Oi!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, my Gaga. Ashlii!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- You! You set me up! - You set yourself up!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40The way you went on about Middle Summer Fest - you're so obvious!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I can't believe you did all this, just to get me in trouble with Dad.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Newsflash, Jenkins! It's not always about you!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I did it to get out of that stupid family Christmas.- Say what?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- But I thought you wanted to go? - Yeah, you were supposed to.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Duh! To get away with an evil scheme, you have to play nice,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58then wreck things from the inside. Like I do.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Well, the joke's on you, princess, cos - newsflash - it didn't work.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Say what?!- Suck it up, Ashlii, Midsummer Christmas is go, go, go.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Danny and Jake'll be doing armpit farts round the dinner table,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Roger'll overdose on spuds and get sick
0:11:13 > 0:11:16and Dad'll do his Christmas carol megamix-medley.
0:11:16 > 0:11:2123 songs, all out of tune. One in Welsh. Maybe you can join in.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I'd rather eat my own hair. Scrunchie and all.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I know. Sickening, isn't it?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29And I want to be at Middle Summer Fest!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So we actually want the same thing!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- That's right!- Right!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Don't come in!- Don't come in?!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42If you want privacy, get your own tree house!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Well, I'm wrapping Bev's present and I don't want you copying me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Why would I copy you? I've got this little gift-off all wrapped up.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52My present for Bev is going to blow her socks off.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Yeah, well, she won't even notice her cold feet.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Cos mine's going to blow her mind!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01OK...I didn't want to have to do this, but...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03say hello to Mani Mayhem!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06The nail-biting, nail-decorating video game!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10"Dazzle your friends with manicure masterpieces.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13"Over 99 sparkling shades of glitter.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16"As endorsed by the New Jersey Institute of Nail Science."
0:12:16 > 0:12:18That's terrible!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Well, terrible for you, cos I just got her the best present ever.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25So did I.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35OK, now, remember, no matter what happens,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38no-one must know about this plan to wreck Midsummer Christmas.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- We don't even have a plan yet. - I know, but I'm thinking of one!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Look - thinking face.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48That just looks like indigestion.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I got your, er, tippity, tappity, tixity!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Text?- Yes, that's the one. So your plan failed?
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Well, Plan A failed. It's just a minor setback.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Bebe Bueno!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Save the dramz, Rico! We're thinking up a new plan now,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06so we can definitely go to Middle Summer Fest.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08And that, my BFF, is a Sashlii promise.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sashlii?!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12What?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13I like it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I have a bad feeling about this.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You and the evil one working together?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22It's horrible! It's like Simon Cowell working with Andrew Lloyd Webber!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Ooh, dibsy, I'm Simon!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Farewell, Ms Bueno. We could have been so good.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29But it was not to be.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Bebe, you're so right! Never say goodbye to your dreams!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Si tu te vas!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Ms V?- Yes?- About that painting work. We can make a deal?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I thought you were "artist", not painter.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45For Bebe, I would build you a whole new diner.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- But let's just go with the painting work for now, yes?- Fine.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50The paints and brushes are in the store room.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You've broken something?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57You've stolen something?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Your nan's been joyriding in the customer's cars again?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- No, boss.- You've done something!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Otherwise why would you have washed up?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Come on, honey, tell us. You're making us both nervous.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I've done nothing. I just want you to know
0:14:10 > 0:14:13how much I appreciate everything you've done for me.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah! He's definitely broken something.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18And I know I don't always show it, but I've loved living with you.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20If it was up to me, I'd live here forever,
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- but it's not my decision, is it? - What are you trying to say?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26You've been like a dad to me,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29but at the end of the day, I'm not your son.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I mean, we're not even related. - True.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Oh, two minutes till the end of tea break. I'd best get back to work.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Going back to work early, doing the washing up?
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- There's something wrong, I'm scared. - Looks like your Keith's growing up.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53About time, but what's all that about me not being his dad
0:14:53 > 0:14:54and wanting to stay here forever?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Maybe he feels the need to spread his wings?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Well, I knew this day would come...
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Well, I just didn't expect it to be so soon...- Come here.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You big goon!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12OK, I've cracked it.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16This is the perfect plan to get out of Midsummer Christmas.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18"Fake an alien invasion".
0:15:18 > 0:15:20That stinks, Jenkins.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Ewww!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Speaking of which, can you smell something?
0:15:26 > 0:15:32Good work, Rico. Here is your moolah, and a little bit extra.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Gracias.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34For doing a good job.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ooh! Wait a minute. Where are they going?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's that paint he's using. It properly pongs!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Pongtastic, or what?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Rico, where did you get this smelly paint?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47From the store cupboard. Like you said.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50That is not paint! That is the leftovers bucket!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Eurgh. Sour milkshake? Gross.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57It's the same colour as the wall!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You total schnoodle-brained bumblernitus!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Nobody wants to eat here now!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Of course. It's brilltastic!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- What?- Not for you, obviously.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, is that the time? Pack your bags, Rico.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Middle Summer Fest, here we come!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17You are going nowhere!
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Not until you repaint my diner, you ocarina-playing pinhead!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Look, you'll just have to get her something else!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Like what?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Like, I don't know...
0:16:32 > 0:16:33..these!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36A pair of your old socks? No way.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40OK, then. Let's just flip for it?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Your call.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Tails.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Heads. I win.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Double or quits?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Best of 907?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57What you going to bet with? You've lost everything you own.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I'll bet you the treehouse.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03The treehouse?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07All or nothing. Tails.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's got to come up sooner or later!
0:17:09 > 0:17:10OK.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Wait. I'll flip the coin this time.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Two coins, stuck together with gum!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24That's it. I'm taking back all this stuff.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And giving Bev Mani Mayhem!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28But what am I going to give her?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Nooo!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I'm sorry, but without sprouts, it's not tradition. It...
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Girls, what are you doing?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46We're making the place look
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Santalistically spectaculoso for tomorrow.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51You know, to make up for before.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52What's that smell?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- What smell?- Can't smell anything.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It's this paint!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01OMLG! It honks!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04We can't have Christmas in here with it smelling like this!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Right, that's it. I've had enough!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08We planned this whole thing
0:18:08 > 0:18:10so we could have a family Christmas together.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13But if you pair are so against this idea,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15then we might as well just call it off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Bev, look...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, congratulations.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22You've ruined the whole thing.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Do you know what day it is today, Sass?!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Yes! It's JUNE THE 24TH!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I see.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30That's what you want, is it?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32OK, well you've got it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Well done.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Victory dance?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You know it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yes! Midsummer Christmas is totally over!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, Good. I HATE Christmas!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Why? What's not to love?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Christmas crackers, presents, Christmas telly, presents,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Christmas food, presents -
0:18:55 > 0:18:56did I mention presents?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Will you shut up about presents?!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Ouch. Hit a nerve, much?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Since when didn't anyone like presents?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Since last year, all right?!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08When I found out my mum's been a big fat liar.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12She's been giving me "super cool" presents from my dad for years,
0:19:12 > 0:19:13telling me he'd sent them specially
0:19:13 > 0:19:16from wherever he was with his lameoid band.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Your dad's in a band? That's cool!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19That's not the point!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22He never bothered sending me anything. It was all her.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I just wanted him to care about me!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28But he doesn't.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30And Christmas just brings it all back.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34If it's any consolation...
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I really miss my mum at Christmas too, like really, really bad.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You see? All this "family Christmas" stuff
0:19:42 > 0:19:45is just a reminder of what we haven't got.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46PHONE BEEPS
0:19:51 > 0:19:55But still, no-one should hate Christmas that much.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59In fact, I am determined, nay committed, nay...
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Enough with the naying already.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Basically, I'm going to show you how amazing Christmas can be.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05What about Middle Summer Fest?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It doesn't matter. Our family is more important.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Middle Summer Fest just got cancelled, didn't it?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Yup, rained off. Dede just texted me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15One Direction's tour bus
0:20:15 > 0:20:17sank in the mud. Poor Zayn.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Anyway, this means that once again, Midsummer Christmas is go, go, go!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, no... I knew you not having the right to give Bev Mani Mayhem
0:20:27 > 0:20:29would push you over the edge.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Get real, why would I want to give Bev something as lame as that...
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Come again?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37..when I can give her something as amazing as this!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38So, what do you think?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41What is it?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Duh, the Christmas fairy!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44'Christmas!'
0:20:44 > 0:20:45More like the Christmas scary.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I knew I should've paid more attention
0:20:47 > 0:20:49in Mrs Wigglebottom's craft class.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Just face it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I've got Bev the best Christmas present ever.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56You got her a pair of socks.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58'My crown!'
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Talking of which, where's the other one?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Nowhere.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Jake!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07'Hello, I'm a pocket Jake!'
0:21:07 > 0:21:09You need help.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Is it true Christmas is cancelled?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Yeah - unforeseen circumstances.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Anyway, I gave a lot of thought to your present.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I think I've got you the perfect thing.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Here you go...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Open it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31All my stuff.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You trying to tell me something, boss?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well, like you said. Nothing lasts for ever.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39True.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Well, I am 18 now.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I guess I'm ready to move on.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Yes, it's time.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Er, thanks.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50See you, boss.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Cheers for everything.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Sorry, boss, I forgot my lucky spanner.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You all right, boss?- Yeah, er...
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Why did you decide to go?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Me?! You just chucked me out!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I didn't want you to go!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I thought you wanted me to go.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20What was I supposed to do, beg you to stay?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I didn't want you out.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Yes, you did! I heard you talking to Bev. You wanted my room.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I wanted Danny to move into Jake's room for a couple of days
0:22:28 > 0:22:29and you could...
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Shirl and Earl could go into yours for two nights.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35But... But you said... I thought...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Come here, you big muppet.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You're the best, boss.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Put the kettle on.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49There. All done. The smell is gone for ever.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51And so have all my customers!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Not for long, Ms V!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Prepare to host the most tinseltastic Christmas dinner ever!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I'm booking this place out for a family feast!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59In summer?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You know, of course, that Christmas dinner is double price?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Seriously? You'd charge me double
0:23:04 > 0:23:06when I'm bringing you a Christmas miracle?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08You're right. What am I thinking?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Christmas is no time to be acting like the Scrooge.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You can have it for one-and-a-half times the price.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17As for you, my little donkey...
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Here is your moolah - and your Christmas bonus. Go.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Go to your festival!- No way.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Like One Direction's coach, this chico's going nowhere.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Not until we have our own navidad con familia!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37# 'Tis the season to be jolly
0:23:37 > 0:23:39# Fa-la-la-la-la
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# La-la-la-la! #
0:23:47 > 0:23:49The turkey schnoodle is on me!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51THEY CHEER
0:23:51 > 0:23:53BEEPING
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Smoke alarm! Stop! Stop!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56PANS CRASHING
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Awww, thanks, Ash! You always get me the best gifts!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- GASPS - Mani Mayhem!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11The nail-biting, nail-decorating video game.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You're welcome.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Oh.- What's wrong?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Nothing, just... I got you the same thing.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Awww.- So did I.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Oh.- And me.- Me too.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23I didn't.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Oh, cheers, Jake.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Thanks!
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Socks.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33It's time for my gifts. So...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Danny...- Thank you.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Jake... There you go, Keith...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Sadie...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42SADIE GASPS
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yes! A gift voucher for Curlz 'n' Cuticles.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Yes! You've all got an unlimited supply of manis and pedis!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Manis and pedis?!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Let's have a look. Yes! You need it, hon.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59You could grow carrots in them cuticles.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I know, that's what I was trying to do!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You're destroying my dream.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Well, I suppose I'd better give you my gifts, as well. There you are...
0:25:08 > 0:25:11It's a gift voucher for a dad's and daughter's day out.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I promise to take a day off and do whatever you want to do.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Awsomemundo! Wait. You got Ashlii the same thing?
0:25:20 > 0:25:21That's all right, isn't it?
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Well, it's... It's...
0:25:25 > 0:25:28It's better than all right. It's perfectamondo.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Seeing as we're family now.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Family?- Sure.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35And it's time for a family tradition...
0:25:35 > 0:25:37HE CLEARS THROAT
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Note, young man...
0:25:40 > 0:25:43# O! Deuwch, ffyddloniaid...
0:25:43 > 0:25:44..pelting Dad with food. Get him!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55This is the best non-Christmas Christmas Day ever!
0:25:55 > 0:26:01# I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:26:02 > 0:26:07# Let the bells ring out for Christmas... #
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Wait till the lads at school see this.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36My cuticles have never felt so soft.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Happy Christmas, boys.