Bobsleighbonkerlicious

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hey, Sass, ready to get bobsleigh bonkerlicious? Who's our third man?

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Bobsleigh bonker-third who? - I knew it. You forgot.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I entered us in a charity three-man bobsleigh event

0:00:11 > 0:00:15at Carston Castle today. You promised you'd find our third

0:00:15 > 0:00:17man if I thought about the uniforms.

0:00:17 > 0:00:24- Oh, my eyes! My eyes!- Funny(!) You knew how important this was to me.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27It's to raise money to launch a satellite to track the stranded

0:00:27 > 0:00:29minke whales.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33The minke star capsule probe?

0:00:33 > 0:00:37After space cargo, astrophysics and world peace,

0:00:37 > 0:00:41whales are my main priority. And you swore you wouldn't let me down.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45You even pinkie-promised me with extra bobsleigh sprinkles on top.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46I did?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Deeds, I swear I will not let you down this time.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Pinkie-promise with extra bobsleigh sprinkles on top.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I did, oh!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00It's a good thing I totalistically have not let you down.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02So who's our third man?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05When I say man, I mean woman because the teams are gender specific.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09That's Rico, Taylor, Keith, Danny and Jake out.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- And Miss V cos it's an under-18s event.- Oh, what?!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16And they have to be really fit cos we have to achieve optimum

0:01:16 > 0:01:18velocity of trajectory into the vehicle as a team.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24In other words, get on the bobsleigh really fast together.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Well then you are in luck

0:01:25 > 0:01:29because the girl I've found is super-fast and fit.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Who is she?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Ashlii?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Helmet, please.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39No-o-o-o!

0:01:39 > 0:01:44# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# Give me a break

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# They got attitude, kinda cute

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# But when they're in trouble it takes a girl

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# To save the day

0:01:55 > 0:01:57# I'd love another girl around the place

0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Someone to pick me up so I always have the last word

0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Guess it's hard to be the only girl

0:02:05 > 0:02:07# In a boys' world

0:02:07 > 0:02:11# Girl, girl in a boys' world

0:02:11 > 0:02:15# I know I'm stronger cos I got a positive attitude

0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Understanding, kinda sensitive

0:02:18 > 0:02:21# I just don't want to be the only girl

0:02:21 > 0:02:24# In a boys' world. #

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Let me get this straight, you expect me to believe you didn't

0:02:28 > 0:02:31forget about the bobsleigh and wanted Ashlii on board?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Mm-hmm, yep, that's right. Why not?

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Because she's Ashlii, ie. the enemy, the evil one,

0:02:39 > 0:02:40the one who ruins everything.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43To get away with an evil scheme, you have to play nice.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Then wreck things from the inside. Like I do.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Having a fashion-tastic disaster. - Correction.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51You are a fashion-tastic disaster.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Stop already. You could wear washing-up gloves for all I care.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Come away from the delusional, there's a good boy.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Didn't you get the memo? Fashion is supposed to improve your appearance.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07OMLG. The poor guy is dating a monster.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- It's time to go-go. Ta-ta. - He's my perfect guy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- I think Sadie deserves a supersized shakalaka shake, don't you?- I know.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21- But I...- But nothing. Just take the shake and take a hike.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Taylor is totally off-limits to losers like you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Oi, watch it!- Haven't you ever played human skittles? It's awesome.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33You have to hit somebody so hard with the ball they fall over.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I knew it. You're about as vegetarian as Miss V's wolfhound.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Don't worry, your secret's safe with me, Jenkster. Not!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Cool water bomb. Did I mention it's not full of water?

0:03:49 > 0:03:50It's full of custard.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Save it, Summers, we're not going to custard balloon you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I didn't ask you to, Doofus.

0:04:00 > 0:04:06- Are you crazy?- Mum, Danny and Jake just custard bombed me!

0:04:06 > 0:04:12Not enjoying your date then? Oops, I forgot. Calum's already on a date.

0:04:12 > 0:04:18- With someone else. Ouch!- Do you know if Sadie J is here?- Sadie J?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Let me think - skinny, dishwater blonde.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23My hair is not the colour of dishwater.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Compared to my mop of bodacious black, it is.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Nope, haven't seen that loser all day.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Hey, Sass, ready for your lame-fest?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I mean, Fright Night.- Too right.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Good, so you won't mind that I've invited Kelisha von Konikov to it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44She's even got her own website.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Aaaaagh.com.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49One bad review and it's all over the world

0:04:49 > 0:04:51that you're a social non-entity.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Think you can handle the pressure?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Handle The Pressure is my middle name.- I thought it was Blodwin?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- What are you doing? - Didn't I mention?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Kelisha decided to broadcast your Fright Night live.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Don't be intimidated.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm not good at maths but I'm thinking there's going to

0:05:06 > 0:05:12be at least a billion people who will see you fail miserably tonight.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- So are we back on, yeah? - Erm, I don't think so.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21- In that case, please accept this as a goodbye present.- Oh, thanks.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- What is it?- The dos and don'ts of acting, dummy.- Really?- Oh yeah.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29It says here, under no circumstances must you talk to or even

0:05:29 > 0:05:31look at your fellow cast members on the day of the show.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Bad luck, apparently.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Like saying MacBeth instead of The Scottish Play.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Oops, sorry! You don't want to wreck the show, do you?- No.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45In that case, you better ignore everyone. And I mean everyone.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Taylor, I bring good news. - Don't talk to me.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51What's up with him?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54How are you supposed to know he asked me to go back out with him?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- He what?- Just because he's made his choice, and it's not you,

0:05:58 > 0:06:02that's no excuse for being so horrific.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07- He might think you're a loser, desperado, non-entity.- He said that?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- That was the edited version.- Oh!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11- You set me up.- You set yourself up.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I can't believe you did all this just to get me in trouble with Dad.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Newsflash, Jenkins. It's not always about you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with me?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- I'm not that hideous, am I? - Well, now you ask...

0:06:32 > 0:06:36I know, but we've had some good times with her too. Roll the clips.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40You've got nothing? You're killing me here, guys.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Just admit it, you let me down...again.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48No, that is so not true. The truth is, bear with me on this...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50The truth...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53The truth is that I really want you and Ashlii to be friends.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57She's going to be part of my family soon.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Sadie, that's so sweet.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I know. How nice am I?!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05What with her mum getting together with my dad,

0:07:05 > 0:07:10- we're practically sisters. - Don't push it, Jenkins.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13You know what I mean, Ash. We're mates, we're tight.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14And you're just doing this to help us out.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Out of the goodness of your own naughty little heart.- Yep.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Plus, my mum said she'd fit me in

0:07:20 > 0:07:23with some bodaciously banging new nail extensions if I did.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28- BTW, what's this big bean pod for? - Oh!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32This is a bobsleigh crash waiting to happen.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I know you're doing this for the right reasons.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37But why do you always have to cause such chaos, Sadie?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oops!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51She's so backstabby, she gives backstabbers a bad name.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53SHE SQUEALS

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Miss Jenkins, chop-chop. - I'm busy waitressing.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58No time to chop things as well.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03I haven't a clue how I'm going to get down!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I need... Oh!

0:08:06 > 0:08:07SHE SQUEALS

0:08:07 > 0:08:12Oh, why does everything have to be such a problem?!

0:08:13 > 0:08:19- Trash or recycling?- Sadie? No! - Way. Where's she gone?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oops!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39No!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Come on, let's get this party started. Oh!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45What? It was a dance move.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Now who's lame? Boo!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54THEY SCREAM

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- This old banger is officially getting trashed.- Ah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- You'll have to take me down first. - I want that tofu tamale. Oh!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Kids, the Jonas, it's the Jonas Brothers!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I know, that was the whole...point.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15What are you? Animals? I will not stand for it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20She got that right!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Hey, guys! - Joe, you made it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Hey, where'd he go?- For counselling, I'd imagine.- No harm done.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34No spillages, no leftovers on my... Oh!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Sadie, Sadie!

0:09:38 > 0:09:43And now, Operation Don't Get Dumped is on my face.

0:09:43 > 0:09:49- And on the floor.- Take these over there before you make any more mess.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Like that.- Honestly, I can't leave you alone for one second, can I?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Enough with the lying, we've got work to do.- No!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- You detestable little brat! - OK, trashing works for me.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10SCREAMING

0:10:10 > 0:10:13ALARM BLARES

0:10:16 > 0:10:20SCREAMING

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Oops!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27HE MUMBLES

0:10:27 > 0:10:29What's wrong with your voice?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32And your hands!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Aah!- And your face!- Aah!- Aah!

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Chillax, it's not even five past yet, look. Oops.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47What a candyfloss brain. Here, let me... Oh, I'm sorry.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Have you seen Joe?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03But nobody makes a fool out of Sadie J.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06She's more than capable of doing that herself.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12If we have any hope in winning this race,

0:11:12 > 0:11:15we need to get into the bobsleigh in 2.7 seconds,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18and she doesn't even know what a bobsleigh is.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Erm, who are you calling "she", nerd features?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'd rather have nerd features than candyfloss for a brain.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28How can you have candyfloss for a brain? That's not even possible.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's a metaphor, you muppet.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Why don't you look it up in your dictionary app?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, whoops, silly me, why would you have the dictionary app

0:11:36 > 0:11:40when you can download the funky nails and fashion tips app instead?!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Are you trying to call me shallow? - My ice tray has more depth than you.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48Oh, I can't deal with this any more, Sadie. Sadie?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Where did she go?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53TEXT ALERT

0:11:53 > 0:11:57It's a text from Sass. "Gone to get shakes for everyone at the Y.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- "I feel we need some chocolate to get through this."- That...- Is...

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Not actually a bad idea.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- My sugar levels are way too low to deal with this stress.- Mine too.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12- "Make 'em large ones." - Oh, look, Ashlii.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I really want this to work because I respect what Sadie is trying to do.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19By letting you join our team, and by making sure you and I become friends.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Oh, what evs. Sadie only asked me in case she messed up again.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25She was covering her back, girlfriend.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26I don't even get why you guys are mates.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29She's always backstabbing you, breaking your stuff,

0:12:29 > 0:12:30bombing out your plans.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Please, Sass, I really need a model.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Look, Deeds, how do I put this? No!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- You lied.- I don't like that word.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41That's why I've changed it to ice cream.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Isn't that Colin from the vegetarian book shop?

0:12:44 > 0:12:49That's Mrs Higgins from my organic wool spinning class. Oh, you didn't!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50I did. Thanks, Deeds.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Your contacts list is literally bursting

0:12:52 > 0:12:54with bean-bag loving bongo bashers.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Who is this irritating personage?

0:12:57 > 0:13:02- Hello!- What are you doing?- It was just a joke.- I'm so sorry, Megan.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05My friend has a unique sense of humour.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09You lie, you cheat, you mess up everything. You even steal my shakes.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12You're incredibly selfish and you only care about you.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14A good deputy is a patient one.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19It's all about the kind of person you are and the company you keep.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22You just totally messed up my chances of becoming Deputy Head Girl.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25She would have given me the gig if you hadn't been

0:13:25 > 0:13:26so unbelievably rude to her.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28My BFF Dede would love to help.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32They don't call her Dede "the Baker" Baxter for nothing.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35But I've never made a cupcake in my entire life.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38And did you honestly think making a few cupcakes would get me

0:13:38 > 0:13:40back into Megan's good books.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I think the choice is obvious.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- Sadie, you've got the gig.- Yes! Get in. Go, Sassy, go, Sassy.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50In your face, Baxter. Not so full of yourself now, are you?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Wow, not bad. Maybe I should enter this jaunty little number myself.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I...tore it up.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yeah, I couldn't bear to look at that wreck any longer.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04As Captain Scarlo would say, I'm getting out of this

0:14:04 > 0:14:07battle before someone fires a zingler they can't handle.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Don't come to the show tomorrow, then.- Fine. I won't.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Look at the craftsmanship on that, eh?- Yeah, very crafty.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- But, Dede, you weren't supposed to be here.- Obviously.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23- Deeds, what are you doing?- Shh! - Hey, Sass.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Hi, Maddie.- Where's Deeds?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- I have no idea.- Deliah.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You're not supposed to be here.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- 'Intruder.'- Shut up!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- I'd better hide this before Deeds finds it.- I'm over here.- Oops!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I-I can explain.- Don't bother.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48You've twisted my arm. It was Dede.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52She said it would never be good enough to win Robo Fight Night

0:14:52 > 0:14:53so she just, you know.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01- She's a tortured genius. Deeds, Matey!- I know the score.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Your dad told me when he brought me this.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- You can only go to the concert if I forgive you.- So, erm, do you?

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- Thank you. No.- For what it's worth, Deeds, you've got my vote.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I am 100% behind you.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- I'm here for a waitering gig, do you know if it's still going?- Oh...yeah.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24It's, erm, totally going.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Just because you fancy him doesn't mean he deserves my job.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31You don't understand, Deeds. I don't JUST fancy him.

0:15:31 > 0:15:38Wait, it's your birthday? On Saturday? I mean, ha-ha, busted.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42You forgot Dede's birthday? You're one bad BFF.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Deeds, I need to get some of these One D tickets before they sell out.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49But with you blabbering on to Kit with your ridiculous comments,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm going to be here till Christmas with him. Face facts, give up

0:15:52 > 0:15:56and realise that you are terrible at this emotional stuff.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00I've simply been trying to compartmentalise Kit's emotions.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04I rest my case, Dede, you are banned from the rest of the conversation.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- If you could...- OMLG, Deeds, that's so thoughtless.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09This is mine and Kit's shake.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I can't drink it now he's moved to Brazil.

0:16:11 > 0:16:17- Don't sit there! That's Kit's place. Was Kit's place.- Sorry, my mistake.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Is that my speech? Sadie. Sadie!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Somebody just stop me.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- So she did let me down? - Duh, obviously, as per u.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36But in a weird way, I kind of respect her for that.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39She always gets away with it and you never get mad at her.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41The same with me and Miss V, actually.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45OMG, me and Sass are a bit like sisters, though she's the vain one.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Natch!- Well, you can tell your ugly sister to stuff it.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Bobsleigh, minke whales and all. I'm done with Sadie Jenkins.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oops!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05OK, Deeds, right, the thing is...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I know, it totally looks like I've sucked the chocolate chips

0:17:08 > 0:17:11out of your shake but I didn't. They evaporated on the way here.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Save it, Sass, the Dede bug has done a runner.- What?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17But what about the manky whale satellite...thing?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19She's done with it.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- And you.- OMLG, what did you do? - Nothing.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27OK, I may have pointed out how you did sort of let her down.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I was brought in at the last minute

0:17:29 > 0:17:31and you do always do this kind of stuff...

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- ish.- See that? Speechless.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I wasn't trying to get you in trouble or anything.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42It was actually a compliment. I was saying we were a bit alike.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, I've got my speech back. I am nothing like you, Ashlii.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49You backstab, you back bite, you're only out for what you can get.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- And you're incredibly selfish. - That's what I'm saying.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Just roll the clips already.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00You and evil one working together. It's terrible.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's like Simon Cowell working with Andrew Lloyd Webber.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, dibsy I'm Simon.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Is the position still available?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- No.- Yes.- But you just said...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12She gets confused. Ah!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17If we stand shoulder to shoulder as sisters and comrades,

0:18:17 > 0:18:21we can show them that they can not objectify people like this.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Are you with us? - Oh, look, Stephen Hawking.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Oi, Jenkins! Pick up your trash.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Oi, Summers, you're the waitress, do your job.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I know you're my friend, and I really do want to hear what

0:18:38 > 0:18:41you've got to say, but I called you to talk about me.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Call me old school... - Not old school, you're just old.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- It's BFF Day.- Where's your sense of humour, Jenkster?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- It's with the present you haven't got me.- Miaow.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54- I'm facing a gigantic disaster this Saturday.- This Saturday?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56No, I wanted you to spend that day with me.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- It's my...- Deeds, focus on me.- Oh!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Say cheese!- Cheese!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03OMG, you just broke the teapot Dede and I made.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Why don't you just tell her the truth?- Brilliant, Kit-Kat, I will.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Albeit the Sadie Jenkins version of the truth.- Which would be a lie.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Naturally. But not a big one.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Only the person holding the talking tomato can speak, OK?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17No, stuff your tomato.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Maybe you're the one with the problem.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Maybe you need to grow up, get your head out of science books

0:19:22 > 0:19:23and get a life.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Oh! But I don't want a life if it's as freaky as this.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29THEY GASP

0:19:29 > 0:19:32What? I felt left out.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33How great is this?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I get to see my favourite five-some

0:19:35 > 0:19:39while cheering up my mega-mundously miserable BFF. Result!

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- OMLG.- I told you he'd love it. Go, Harry, go, Niall, go, Zayn.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I don't care about going to see some stupid boy band.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Sadie just thought this would cheer you up, that's all.- I bet she did.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Of all the selfish, self-centred things you've ever done,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55this has to be the worst, Jenkins.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Everything isn't always about you, Sass.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Am I a terrible person? I made my friend tidy up while I do the conga

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- down here.- Dede loves to clean.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06You're right!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Dede, you're off the proverbial hook.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- You're...- OK, OK, no need to brag.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15You shouldn't need a boyfriend just to become prom queen.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19It's not a boyfriend, it's an accessory - it's like an Alice band.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Only not like an Alice band, cos that's not a cool accessory.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Is it?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26This slumber-over is going to be slumber-nificent.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Seriously, Deeds, don't do the made-up-words thing.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31DEDE SIGHS

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Why didn't you just ask me for help?- I did.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- The Jenkster can pull a few strings. - Seriously?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Sass, that would absolutely...

0:20:40 > 0:20:41What do you want?

0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Revelation much?- Wow.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52How fabulicious was my hair in series one?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54W to the OW.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Wow. You're worse than me.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00You just saw that and all you've got to comment on is your hair.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05OMLG, she's right, I'm bonker-liciously bad.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07In fact, I'm the worst BFF ever.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Especially to Deeds.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- OK, I've got to put this right and you're going to help me.- Er, why me?

0:21:14 > 0:21:19Because this is your chance to show you're not entirely selfish too.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Plus you'll get those nail extensions Bev promised you.- I'm in!

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Oh, even these ferociously hard quadratic equations

0:21:30 > 0:21:31can't cheer me up.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35OK, Deeds, now don't you blow a gigabyte, but I may have

0:21:35 > 0:21:39told your dad that Tom Cruise is at the corner store signing autographs.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- You what?- I know what a Mission Impossible fan-boy he is,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44and I had to get him out the house

0:21:44 > 0:21:46because you told him not to let me in.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yeah, for a reason.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I'm sick of you letting me down, breaking my stuff

0:21:50 > 0:21:52and bombing out my plans.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I know, and I'm sorry.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh, so that's your excuse now, is it?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Wait, what? - I've been a complete idiot.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I never should've promised you something then gone back on it

0:22:03 > 0:22:06and I need to stop treating you so badly and realise what

0:22:06 > 0:22:10an amazing BFF you are, because...I never want to lose you.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12OK, this is freaky now.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Just admit it. You've been body-snatched, right?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18You're actually a replicant from the planet Narzog,

0:22:18 > 0:22:20because you cannot be Sadie J.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21She's never this penitent.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Well, I am now.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Even though I don't know what "penitent" means.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh, me and Ashlii have been practising really hard

0:22:28 > 0:22:32and we've managed to get our bobsleigh time down to 2.7 seconds.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Oh, great, good for you and your new BFF(!) Or should I say, sister.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38She's not my new BFF

0:22:38 > 0:22:41and she'll never be as close a sister to me as you are.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Look, Deeds, I know I can be thoughtless sometimes.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48And selfish and egocentric and unreliable and annoying.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53Yeah, yeah, I know. You're right, you're right about everything.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56But I can be really, really nice sometimes too. Right?

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Can't I?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Roll the clips, roll the clips!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Look, Deeds, I love you too. I really do.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Now that was some good communication!

0:23:05 > 0:23:08But that wasn't what I was... Actually, just go with it.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I don't think you've realised what a good, kind BFF I already am, guys.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Mine!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm on it this time - all over it, in fact.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Just give me a chance, I promise this is going to work.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23It has to! Because I have absolutely no alternative.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- SHE SPITS - You're on! Put it there, sister.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28You have seriously been living with boys too long.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30The day you come back here and tell me

0:23:30 > 0:23:34you've failed at something is the day my whole world falls apart.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35I'm sorry, Kit Kat.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39- I didn't want to say I told you so, so I showed you show.- OMLG.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- You did not throw the contest for me?- Too right. That's what BFFs do.

0:23:43 > 0:23:48- Friends again?- Yeah.- Put down your rule book and read my lips.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- This little lot are Dede... - Don't do it!

0:23:50 > 0:23:55Remarkable. Looks like you've excelled yourself, Baxter.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- I try my best.- Does she ever!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00This girl here can turn her hand to anything.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02In fact, I'm amazed she isn't in pole position for that

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- deputy head girl role. - How unsubtle.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Agreed.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Dede, you're back in the running. - Unsubtle works for me!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12You're totally right that you were totally wrong to play Juliet.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Playing both the lovers is going to my greatest acting challenge yet!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Like taking candy from a baby. - Ya-huh!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah, I'm Katy and this here's my girl, Phoebe.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Um, we're thinking of joining your team.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- The Cha Cha Cheerleaders, were you?- Yes?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Oh, wow, you were amazing that day!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Oh, it was off the hook!

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Thanks!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Ta-dah! Happy birthday. Woo hoo!

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Keith AND Dede?

0:24:40 > 0:24:45- So it actually is Keith's birthday today.- No!

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Well, yeah.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49But this was meant for you too. Happy birthday, Deeds.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Kit, I got you something too actually.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Please don't say it's passes for the museum.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57It's a shaving kit, Kit. I'm sorry I dissed your goatee.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Ciao.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09You OK?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yeah. Fine.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Deeds, I'd like you to meet the brill-tastic, the amaze-a-mungous...

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- I think she gets the picture. Pleased to meet you.- Delia Baxter.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- How fabush is he?- He's in.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30So, am I forgiven?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32SHE SIGHS OK, OK.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yes. You're forgiven.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Now come on, cos we have a bobsleigh race to win.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Grab your helmet, Ashlii!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Operation Bobsleigh is a go, go...

0:25:50 > 0:25:52no!

0:25:52 > 0:25:57I was trying to get my time down to 0.1 seconds while Sass was at yours.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Turns out I couldn't.- Nobody could!

0:26:00 > 0:26:030.1 seconds is physically impossible.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Why does everything always have to go so bonker-liciously wrong?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Sorry, Deeds.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11I know how much that dinky space globe meant to you.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13It was a minke star...

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Oh, never mind. I'm sorry too, Ashlii.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18I shouldn't have shouted at you.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22And I'm really grateful that both of you at least tried to help me.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Wait, so that's it? Game over? Capito finito?- Well, yeah.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28I mean, we need three people

0:26:28 > 0:26:30of the same sex, 18 and under,

0:26:30 > 0:26:33into that bobsleigh or we're bust.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, why didn't you just say so?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38BOYS SCREAM IN TERROR

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